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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is a Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Wednesday, a home day,
and so we're gonna talk about something good, couple good things.
It's been kind of a heavy show. Let's let's do
a couple of good things. Another warning about letting your
child turn into a communist, emails, all that, so much

(00:22):
more coming up in the final hour of The Jesse
Kelly Show. So I'm gonna read a headline. You're probably
not gonna care about it. Just stay with me for
a moment. Texas. The headline is Texas cements business friendly
reputation after locking in tax bands. All right, maybe this
doesn't apply to you, Probably doesn't at all. I told

(00:45):
you on that election day that everyone said was a disaster.
You know, we lost in New Jersey, we lost in Virginia,
But that election day was not a disaster everywhere that
in places like my home state of Texas, we had elections,
elections that were not well advertised many people, most people

(01:08):
didn't even know about them, didn't participate in them. But
we had an election in boy, it wasn't sexy at all.
There were just a bunch of constitutional amendments. Who even
knows about these amendments? What do they even do? Nobody cares?
And then a couple local bond things that one's gonna

(01:29):
show up, right, But people did show up enough, good
people did show up. And now Texas because people showed
up to vote, is redder than it was before that election.
There are still wins, so many wins available to us

(01:54):
out there if we stay involved and participate. And that's
a tough message to deliver right now, because I understand
and with all this recent news that has not exactly
made us thrilled, with the elections and the comments and
everything else, that people are generally down right now on
our side, more down than we have been. The honeymoon

(02:15):
period's kind of over, and now there's a bunch of
fighting and things like that. So I understand all that.
We can be down, we can be angry, we can
voice our displeasure when we have it. But we still
have so many elections. It's so many different levels we
can win if we stay involved. Because another good thing

(02:38):
deep state panics. This is from life set deep set
deep state panics. As prosecutors quit amid the new Trump
Russia Origins investigation, don't worry about all the details on it.
Just know they are digging in to who came up
with this Trump Russia hoax. They're going to expose these people.

(02:59):
I don't know that they're going to prison. I'm not
promise you that, but they're going to expose these people.
And now there is a level of terror in the
federal government that is prompting prosecutors communist ones to quit.
Is it everything? No, But these are little wins we
wouldn't be having under President Kamala Harris. Remember that, Jesse. Actually,

(03:21):
this guy says, dear balding mice hands, it's not nice.
It feels like in just the past few months there
is a growing rift among conservative pundance slash influencers. Much
of it seems to be focused on Tucker Carlson, but
it goes beyond him. Many of these infighters are people
I've always respected and appreciated, So it's hard to make

(03:45):
sense of it all. Please explain this to me like
I'm a Pima Community College dropout. That's not nice, Okay,
So let me explain it to you quite frankly. All right,
I don't care. I don't care at all. There is

(04:05):
something you have never heard me participate in and I
hate to use the word never, but you never will.
That is this poop throwing among people who do conservative
media for a living. I was when I was, especially

(04:28):
when I was working construction. I was a radio consumer,
long before I ever dreamed of actually doing radio or
something like that. I was a listener all kinds of
different shows day and night, this channel, that channel, all
kinds of different shows, and so long before I ever
dreamt of doing this, I was just a construction guy.

(04:51):
Long before I did this, I listened. You know what
never once interested me in the least, never once, and
many of them did. It was the radio host yelling
and screaming and complaining about another radio host, about another
TV host. I can't believe this guy, and this guy

(05:12):
steals all my stuff, and I hate this guy and
that guy's stupid. Oh take that and shove it. You're
all look important fingers at me. I get to now
screw off for a living while people are out there
barely making ends meet. I do a radio show. Don't

(05:32):
bring drama to me when I'm listening to your radio show,
like a bunch of teenage high school girls fighting over
the prom King I couldn't possibly care less. You know
the problem with all this stupid infighting. I'm better than
this guy, and that guy is evil and you shouldn't
listen to him, and you should. You know, the problem
is the real problem. It's boring. It's boring. Is that

(05:59):
make your better? I've got you for fifteen minutes, thirty minutes,
while you make dinner, while you work, while you drive home.
Does it make your day better? That Clay Travis is
such stupid I hate him. Buck Sexton's an idiot? And
then they come on tomorrow Jesse Kelly stupid? Jesse, what

(06:19):
an idiot? Do you want to listen to high school
girl drama? I have dedicated precisely zero percent of my
life to gossiping and soap opera drama about other privileged
people who get to screw off for a living. I

(06:40):
don't care. I don't care what the fighting is about.
I'm not participating in it. It doesn't move the movement forward.
I'm not interested. It's boring. I'm not involved at all,
and I would encourage you. I don't care where you
fall on any of this stuff. If people you listen
to or watch do that complain or change the channel.

(07:05):
Don't reward that nonsense. That doesn't look. We have huge
battles to fight, you know how, I always say, we
have with ten one hundred thousand battles to fight in
our war to save the country. We have gigantic elections
and amendments, and the federal things and state things and
local and that, so many cultural things. We still have

(07:27):
to clean out the university system and deport fifty million
people in that the so many fights, thousands and thousands
and thousands of fights that tangibly matter. You are on
your way to your second job because Christmas is coming up,
and that's the only chance you have at putting gifts
under the tree for Aiden, Jaden and Braden. Do you

(07:50):
think I'm ever going to force you to sit here
and listen to me complain about someone who has an
opinion I don't like on his podcast or has a
guest that did that is so freaking lame. I find
it small, lame, and most importantly, as I said, boring,
I don't care, don't care at all, And this stuff

(08:13):
only exists online. People who have real life concerns about
affording health insurance, about the crime in their neighborhood, about
that about their child who just graduated from college and
can't find a job. They don't give a crap about
two podcasters throwing gorilla poop at each other. It doesn't
matter at all. Jesse, I can't find where I read it,

(08:35):
but I read that whensome Seers made anti Trump remarks
early in her campaign, which is why Trump didn't endorse
her and Trump supporters didn't vote for the Maybe that's true.
I'm not totally boned up on that. But every race
has its own tale to tell, every single race. I

(08:58):
wish we still have the O ownership of Virginia. I
really wish we did it. It was a nice little
do we want to call it a blip when Glen
Youngkin won, But remember Virginia is not a red state,
of course, when you get away from DC. It's a
very very red area, rural red, salt of the earth,

(09:18):
one of the more underrated beautiful states. In fact, having
lived there once before, I would argue whether they have
the best four season combo in the country. You get
a good hot summer, you get a really really cool,
colorful fall, some snow cold in the winter, a nice

(09:41):
beautiful spring. The best four seasons in the country are Virginia,
but it's not a red state and it's probably not
a purple state. We got a lightning in the bottle
thing because the country despised Joe Biden and Democrats. Glen
Youngkin was a very good candidate, ran a very good race.
Virginia just might not be ours, right, this might not

(10:03):
be ours. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday.
You could email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
So I thought maybe before we get back to any
emails or stories, I thought, maybe, just maybe we should
do a brief just a few minutes. I think history again,

(10:25):
how did the Roman Republic fall? Well, there were a
variety of reasons, But how did Rome go from being
a country that went from being ruled by the Senate
where the people had what they thought at least was
some representation to being a country that was ruled by emperors, which,
of course, in the end brought about its collapse. Well,

(10:48):
the wealthy elite in the Roman Republic join forces with
the Senate, who were often wealthy elite themselves, to import
massive amounts of foreign slave labor. Why, well, they didn't
want to pay Romans wages. They weren't any different back

(11:08):
then than things are today. Have you ever had have
you ever had a major corporation buy out a local
business of yours. We have this local cafe in my area. Wonderful,
wonderful people owned this cafe, and it was this little
Christian cafe. They have Bible versus on the walls. But

(11:30):
the food was fantastic, just real, homegrown, greasy spoon cafe food.
One of the best things on the menu was patty sausage.
Patty sausage. Well it was fresh. It was fresh patty sausage.
And you could tell they're forming that patty in the
back and slapping it down on the flat top. Delicious.

(11:52):
Big corporation comes in, buys up the restaurant. I go
in there, I ordered the patty sausage. Next time, what
do I get? I get the hockey puck sausage that
clearly came out of the freezer. Why save money? It
was all about saving money back to the Roman Republic.
They didn't want to pay Roman citizens wages. Why would

(12:14):
I pay wages? Why would I pay this Roman one
hundred dollars a day when I can go down to
the slave market pay one thousand dollars for a slave.
I never have to pay him a day in my life.
And slowly, but surely, due to the mass importation of
foreign slave labor, the Roman citizens began getting angrier and

(12:36):
angrier and more disenfranchised. The currency was devalued. Soon they
couldn't afford homes and couldn't afford jobs because their country
had been filled by foreigners. And soon the country devolved
into horrible, horrendous civil wars. The government collapsed, and they

(12:57):
ended up being ruled by emperors, some of whom may
read their horses. From that point forward, none of this
is sounding familiar, right. Don't ever accept from anybody, Democrat
or Republican that we absolutely have to have these brilliant,
saintly foreigners coming in here to they'll do jobs Americans

(13:20):
won't do. Our entire history in this country is Americans
doing wonderful jobs, dirty jobs. Our jobs. Our entire history
in this country is Americans learning, being willing to work
for a paycheck. This crap is not going to work.
H one B visa thing will not be a big

(13:42):
priority for your administration, because if you want to raise
wages for American workers, you can't flood the country with
tens of thousands or hundreds.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Of Also, do have to bring in talent when we.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
Got talent fail, we don't have talent in people.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Now you don't have you don't have certain talents, and
you have to people have to learn.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
You can't take people off an unimpled like an unemployment
line and say I'm going to put you into a factory.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Who We're going to make missiles? Why not? Americans can't
learn how to make missiles. Americans can't be trained in
a factory. That doesn't sound like Donald Trump to me,
that sounds like wealthy billionaires in Donald Trump's internal circle
who don't want to pay those pesky Americans wages. Hey,

(14:30):
why would I? Why would I do that? Man? Don't
you understand we got millions and millions of foreigns like these.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
There's so much H one B abuse. You would not
believe what I saw when I was in Silicon Valley.
It's crazy, it is insane. It's it's obviously a program
to try and replace US workers with basically slave labor
that can't ever escape.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
It's like H one B abuse is crazy. I instead
would like to focus on things like this, this.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
Idea that American citizens don't have the talent to do
great things? Do you have to import a foreign cl
class of servants and professors to do these things?

Speaker 1 (15:03):
I just reject that.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
I actually think we invest in our own people, we
can do a lot of good. You've heard that criticism
in particular as the President has talked about cracking down
on foreign student visas and their abuses. But I think
that's actually an opportunity for American citizens to really flourish it.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Agreed, we can learn to do things even if we
don't possess the skills. Now, how many times in your
life have you had to learn a new skill or
chosen to learn a new skill. Americans aren't stupid dollars
who can't do it. Oh, I realize the percentage of
Americans who maybe aren't grading well in math, Well, that

(15:39):
means you need to go fix the stupid commy education system.
It doesn't teach math, It just teaches everybody that white
people suck and America should burn. Why don't we teach
Americans how to do things and then watch them do things?
And oh, oh, I understand it might involve saying people

(16:00):
a decent wage. It might even evolve benefits, And I know,
I know you would much rather hire Booboo for fifty
cents an hour. I totally get it. He's so much cheaper.
He's not even any problem. He never complains to HR.
He comes into work every single day. I pay him

(16:23):
virtually nothing, and like a good little slave, he sits
there and goes to job Americans won't do. It is
the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Wednesday. Remember you
can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So,
Jimmy Kimmell, you know that Doric who's on late night comedy.

(16:44):
He goes and does his podcast with his wife. Jimmy
doesn't speak in this, it's just his wife. But what
you're about to hear is so insanely sad, and I
want you to take this to heart. If you are
a parent, or if you're a child, maybe you don't
know what you believe, Maybe you don't care about politics,

(17:05):
maybe you're still exploring. Laugh right, Okay, got it? Signing
up to be a leftist, a democrat, a communist. If
I can incentivize you with one thing, it's signing up
to be miserable. Miserable that I'm not here to tell

(17:25):
you that Republicans are always happy and Democrats are always sad.
It's not that when you succumb to communism, when you
give into it, embrace it, because it's a religion of destruction,
you will be destroyed yourself, your soul, your happiness. You

(17:48):
will walk around all the time angry and bitter and miserable,
and people will cease wanting to be around you. We
had a Halloween party recently at Halloween time, and maybe
I told you a little bit of this, but a
woman showed up at that Halloween party with her husband.
I'm good friends with her husband. And this woman at

(18:08):
the Halloween party was the you know what liberal Aunt
Peggy I tell you about all the time, just in
place of the Democrat in your life. Liberal Aunt Peggy,
she is the one I have pictured every single time
I have said that term. That's what she was. Miserable, bitter, angry, clueless,

(18:30):
struggling constantly with anxiety. Life sucks, everything's the end of
the world. Trumpler, always miserable, always looked like she'd just
bitten in to the worst lemon in the world. She
walks into the Halloween party. AUV and I both noticed
and she was happy. You could just tell she almost

(18:52):
looked younger. Does that sound weird? Almost looked young years
younger and happy. We'd never see her smile like that.
We end up getting some time with them. We were
having some chicken fingers, no big deal. We end up
getting some time from time with them. Over the last
year or two. She came out of it. She came

(19:13):
out of that. Cal voted for Trump in twenty twenty four.
Goes to church now and I flat outside. You seem
so happy, And she said, oh my gosh, it's like
I'm not even the same person anymore. All that bitterness,
all that misery, all that anger, letting it go. So

(19:34):
I'm gonna play this for you. This is Jimmy Kimmel's
wife and the politics and Trump and all that other stuff,
even her family stuff. You can listen to it, it's fine,
But listen to her and ask yourself. Maybe you're considering
whether or not to talk to your kids about politics.
Maybe you're even considering which side to choose, You're weighing
both options. Is this what you want for your life?

Speaker 3 (19:55):
Thankfully, my immediate family all they did not vote for
Donald Trump. They did the first time a few of them,
we flip them the second time. It hurts me so
much because of the personal relationship I now have, where
my husband is out there fighting this man, and to me,

(20:17):
them voting for Trump is them not voting for my
husband and me and our family, and I unfortunately have
kind of lost relationships with people in my family because
of it. This is not just Republican versus Democrat for
me anymore. It is to me it's family values. And

(20:38):
I'm angry all the time, which isn't healthy at all,
But I like personalize everything now. When I see these
terrible stories every day, I'm immediately mad at certain aunts, uncles,
cousins who put him in power. And it's really hard,
and I wish I could like deprogram myself in some way.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
I'm angry all the time. I wish I could deprogram myself.
Does that sound like somebody who chose the correct path?
But if that sounds like somebody who walks in darkness
every single day, And if she could be totally honest
with herself, with her husband, with everybody, she'd like to

(21:24):
be off that path, she would. If you are maybe
considering it going to the dark side, you're free you
go do what you want, You make your own choices,
not even gonna talk to you about economics or borders
or anything like that. You are signing up to be miserable.

(21:45):
And I really want this message to hit home for you.
If you are a young woman, maybe a child, maybe
in your twenties. If you are a young woman, I
understand the pressures in your social circleures you will undoubtedly feel,
or maybe already are feeling. Hey, just come over, just

(22:05):
come over, Come on, we're the kind ones. We're going
to be nice. Don't you want to be nice, Susie,
Come up, be nice. You're signing up to be miserable
for the rest of your life, unless unless you're like
my friend's wife, unless you one day come out of
it miserable the rest of your life. Is that what
you want? Hey, Jesse, am I crazy? Or as John

(22:29):
Soon or as John Thune not sucked as a leader? Well, yes,
that's true. John Thune has sucked as a leader, that's true.
And I'm not going to go off on Red state
GOP primary voters as I've done a thousand times. I'm
not going to do that. In fact, because it's been
such a heavy show. I actually want to put maybe

(22:50):
a better face on this. Remember leadership, leadership in the
House and Senate. Remember how that is obtained. It is
obtained through years and years and years of not only
being there. It is obtained by raising large quantities of

(23:12):
money and handing that money out to other guys who
are in Congress or running for Congress. If I'm Congressman
Jesse Kelly and I really want to be in leadership,
I will work my fingers to the bone raising money.
I'll be on the phone with donors, I'll ask my donors,
I'll fly across the country and I'm raising money. Let's

(23:35):
say I raised ten million dollars and I have ten
million dollars in my congressional account a pack or something
like that. Well, depending on what kind of pack and
the rules, I can send that money to go help
Congressman Chris. Hey, Chris, you're running for reelection. Got a
tough reelection fight this year? Hey, you know what here,
I'm going to run two million dollars in ads for

(23:55):
you in your district. Okay, well, that was awfully nice
of me, right, But what's Chris gonna say next year
when I knock on his door and I say hey, Chris,
I'm running to be Speaker of the House. I would
really love your vote. What's it gonna say. He's gonna say, yes, sir.

(24:16):
That's what he's gonna say, Yes sir. Okay, that I
owe you. That's how these guys rise to positions of leadership.
But that also begs the question where do you get
the money? Is it just donors? There aren't that many
people with a lot of money who donate to Republican politicians.
Though there aren't that many of those in any given area,
there aren't a bunch. You have to raise money from

(24:41):
organizations inside Washington DC. Industries inside Washington DC, we talk
about things like the defence industrial complex. Okay, how much
money do you think I'm going to raise if I
won't take any money from the large defense contractors Versus

(25:03):
how much money do you think they'll send me if
I promise no, no, no, no no, I'm always going to
put more money in there for you guys. If you
want to rise to leadership, you have to raise money
and distribute it large quantities of it. If you want
to raise large quantities of money to distribute, you have
to bloodsuck the DC area itself, and they are going

(25:26):
to come knocking on your door when critical votes happen,
and they are going to ask for a return on
their investment. They do it all the time, shitties. The
Jesse Kelly Show Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show.
Remember if you miss any part of it, you can
download at iHeart Spotify iTunes. I'm still just chapped about this.

(25:50):
I can't get over.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
The way this provision is written. It's tucked away on
page two hundred and seventeen through two hundred and twenty
nine of the funding bill. Senators could bring lawsuits and
sue the federal government using taxpayer money if federal law
enforcement seizes or subpoenas their data without notifying them. The
damages could mean each senator could get half a million
dollars for each violation. Democrats in the House not amused

(26:12):
by this. In fact, the leader of the party hacking.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
The GOP. Senators sat there and watched January six ers
be destroyed. They actually watched Donald Trump be destroyed. They
watched conservative organization after conservative individual have their rights violated
by the FBI, and not one time did they put

(26:37):
a special carve out in there for those people to
seek justice. But a few GOP senators get their phones tapped,
and now they're supposed to get half a million dollars
in the federal government from you and me. I'm telling
you right now, and I've already I've been told that
the House took this provision out. Chris, you can write

(26:58):
this one down. If I find out a single GOP
senator who had their rights violated sues the government gets
money from it half million or whatever, and keeps that money,
I'm going to destroy you on the air. I am

(27:19):
going to crucify you on the air. I might make
it a daily segment for a month if I find
out you put a special carve out for yourself, sued
for half a million dollars and kept the money. If
you do that, if you sue for half a million dollars,
fin that better go to a charity, that better go
to veterans may be helpedul pay for some of those

(27:41):
January six ers legal fees. If I find out you
pocketed half a million dollars of my money without giving
a carve out to normal citizens, I'm going to lose
my freaking mind. I'm telling you right now, I'm going
to dedicate just like Medal of Honor Monday, I will
dedicate a weekly segment to just trashing you on the show.
I will write it down, Chris, I will. That's how

(28:03):
much this kind of crap steams me. Gosh, cheez Jesse.
About four months ago, me and my wife decided to
apply for SNAP. Not proud of it, but apparently working
sixty plus hour work weeks in my dime, working part
time as well as taking care of our three kids
who are under five. Gosh, isn't enough. These people who

(28:25):
live off SNAP forget that it's not to survive off
of it's supplemental nutritious nutrition assistance program to supplement you.
We were actually told I make forty dollars a month
too much for these benefits. Then to hear people all
over complaining how they actually have to work to get
food now drives me insane. They're robbing those who actually

(28:47):
need assistance. It's as difficult as lifting ten boxes thanks
to them, as.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Decent people who have never had any extra experience in
the in the welfare world don't understand that. For a
lot of people in this country, bloodsucking the taxpayer is
essentially a full time job. And I'm not kidding. I've
seen this before. These people. You may think they're all

(29:18):
lazy or something like that, and I guess to some
extent they are. They will have files, folders, Excel spreadsheets,
making sure they don't have to work, making sure they
have applied at the right time and didn't declare too much.
Here is essentially like a full time job for them

(29:40):
to find a way to bloodsuck the American taxpayer. And
this is this, This cannot continue this way. If we
had to, if we had to point to one huge
benefit of the government shut down, I would argue it
is this. The American people got to finally get a

(30:02):
little taste of how much abuse and waste there is
inside the federal government, inside the federal welfare program. It's really, really,
really bad. It's really bad. In illegals, fifty nine percent
of foreign households receive it. Fifty nine percent. Well, how

(30:24):
illegals aren't eligible? No, no, no, no, their kids are, They go
have ten kids, all the kids get it. That sitting
there at home, a foreigner, not even a citizen here, illegal,
but you cranked out a couple anchor babies and you
sit at home bleeding. The taxpayer drive drives me freaking crazy.
You know what showed up today, Three Legacy boxes, three

(30:47):
of them. I got a few other Legacy boxes because
I'm in love with them. I'm in love with the
fact that I can send in hard copy pictures, I
can end in the home movies whatever. Because we still
have boxes of this stuff. We didn't fill it all
up the first time, and they digitize everything. I get

(31:08):
all my stuff back, of course that's important. But I
also get a thumb drive, a thumb drive. It's also
on the cloud in case something happens to my thumb drive.
But our Legacy box thumb drive is in this releave.
We little tiny fireproof safe. It's like the only thing
that's in there. But it's this little tiny fireproof safe.

(31:28):
If tonight, God forbid, something happens, house burns down, electrical
fire or something. Oh have to replace the TVs and
the beds and everything else. But those wedding pictures. Oh
have those forever. My kids will have those forever. Those
home movies are forever. It's Black Friday Special time. It's time.

(31:50):
Legacy Box dot Com slash Jesse Legacy box dot com
slash Jesse and.

Speaker 5 (31:57):
Now here's a headline fire you know, you know the
dame headlines.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
We didn't get to New York City mayor elect Zoran
Mamdani's chief advisor once social Workers, responding to nine to
one one calls who it's good, I'll get spicy into
Big Apple. After the New year, Muslim named Jihad charged

(32:22):
with attacking a Christian at a TPUSA event. It's always
the ones you least expect. State Department to allow denial
of immigrant visas to those with health issues, including obesity.
How are army guys supposed to find a wife? Russia
is ready to resume talks with Ukraine in Istanbul. Foreign

(32:43):
ministry official says yes, I am sure Ukraine is going
to be more than willing to have those talks, being
as how they just busted a bunch of the other
ones for little things like embezzlement. JFK's grandson launches congressional
bid to replace Jerry Nadler. Are these Kennedys ever just
going to go away? It's how many of these freaking

(33:05):
people are there, and all of them have to run
for office. Every aunt and uncle and cousin and what
I got it. I understand full well. Dad was president.
Ever half a term Dad was president, I understand, believe me.
We all got it. Then Ted was a piece of
crab senator after he killed a woman. We all understand it.

(33:26):
Can we please move on from the Kennedy thing. Germany
to start deporting Syrians now that the civil war is over? Oh,
I guess Germany wanted to open its Christmas markets back
up again without the risk of anybody being mowed down
by well, how they describe it a car, a vehicle.
Those dagone vehicles are really gihati over there in Germany. Anyway, Tomorrow,

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let's hope I sit down here and we have a
whole lot of walk back from the Trump administration. That's
all