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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is a podcast from woor. It is The Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Monday. Or try to climb away from that assassination
stuff for a little while, do some emails. I do
want to bring up this story out of Wisconsin. I
will say one last thing on this. It's going to
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be such an adjustment and a horrible adjustment for you
and I if I'm correct, and we are becoming a
culture of assassination, and we're going to be a place
where political violence is the norm, where our political leaders
getting murdered is the norm. It's going to be an adjustment.
But you look at all these headlines from around the
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world and you realize that's how so many people live.
It's just awful. You know, there are countries out there
you just know your political candidate running for president the
chances are not that low that he'll be shot and
killed when he runs for office. It's crazy for us
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to put ourselves in that world. But we have so
poisoned the minds of so many millions of street communists
in this country. And the Democrats on TV in politics
who've done this aren't sorry about it at all. We've
done this for so many years now. We have tons
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of programmable murderous commy robots, programmable murderous commy robots who
are essentially trained to kill. No, I'm not talking about
actual firearms training and things like that, but they have
learned through years and years and years of programming to hate,
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to murderously hate whoever the TV tells them to hate.
And Democrats have learned to use this to their advantage.
Talking about he has to be.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Eliminated unquestionable at this point that that man cannot see
public office again. He is not only unfit, he is
destructive to our democracy and he has to be He
has to be eliminated.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
It's not isolated to losers like Dan Goldman there. It's
at the highest level. I just don't even know why
there aren't uprisings all of the country, and maybe there
will be. People need to start taking to the streets.
This is a dictator.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
You know.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
There needs to be unrest in the.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Streets for as long as it Again, as you listen
to this, we played it for you before. I think
this was Gravyan who did this. Wasn't a Graviyan. I
think it was credit to them. As you listen to this,
don't listen like you listen like you're a bitter. You're
sitting by yourself right now, all right, just put your mind.
You're by yourself, You're in a crappy little apartment. You
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hate your life, you hate your job. You're miserable. You're
bitter about how everything has worked out for you. Maybe
you drink too much. Maybe you're on medications. And you
sit all day every day. You don't have anything to
live for, you don't have any drive. You're just a bitter,
nasty person. And day after day after day, week after week,
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month after month, year after year, you sit and you
listen to this. I just don't even know why there
aren't uprisings all of the country, and maybe there will be.
People need to start taking to the streets. This is
a dictator.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
You know.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
There needs to be unrest in the streets for as
long as there's unrest in our lives.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Enemies of the state.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Show me where it says that protests are supposed to
be polite and peaceful.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Do something about your dad's immigration practices effectless time they
go low.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
How do you resist the temptation to run up and
wring her neck biggest terror thread in this country is
white men, most of them radicalized right to the right.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I thought you.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Should to punch him in the face, they said, even
if you lost.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
He insulted Dway, He came down the espipalator and called
Mexican's rapist immerged.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
He said, well, what do you think I should do? So?
I think you should punch him in the face and
then gotten out of the race. You would have been
a hero. I'd like to punch him in the face.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
I said, if we're in high school, I'd take it
behind the gym and beat.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
The hell out of him.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Punch some people in the face. When was the last
time an actor assassinated a president? They're still going to
have to go out and put a bullet in Donald Trump.
And that's a fact. Where is John Wilke's booth when
you need? I have thought an awful lot about blowing
up the White House. And that's why today, in the
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wake of yet another assassination attempt, the American media did
exactly what they're going to do when they finally do
kill a Republican, whether it's Trump or another one. They
simply blamed him, and even if he died They're going
to blame whoever's killed and then move on because it's
going exactly the way they wanted.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Today's a parent assassination attempt comes and made increasingly fierce
iderick on the campaign trail itself. Mister Trump is running
made JD. Vans continue to make baseless claims about Haitian
immigrants in Ohio.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
They're always gonna say in the end, you had it coming,
dear men, you whisper. I'd never been to Sonic. This
recently came up in discussion with the wife. She was
floored and I had never had despite our fifteen years
of marriage. She now insists that we go. Since you
weren't here. I had to resort to asking chat GPT
what Jesse Kelly would order at Sonic? Did chat GPT
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nail it? Or do you have any other thoughts? His
name's David, Chris. What's chat GPT? What is it? It's
artificial intelligence? Okay, so they asked artificial intelligence. Don't say anything, Chris, Okay,
I know some stuff. They asked artificial intelligence what I
would order? How would I even know anything about it? Anyway,
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Here's what it said. Jesse Kelly, a conservative radio host
in commentator often shares his love for fast food and
simple classic American fair. Hey, they nailed it so far.
He said, I would order a bacon double cheeseburger with
a side of chili, cheese, tots or fries. For a drink,
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he might suggest a cherry Lime aid or Root forty
four sweet tea. He might also suggest a dessert like
a Sonic Blast with Oreo or M and M's for
sweet tea. Kelly offfens this is all part of the AI.
Kelly often emphasizes indulging what you enjoy without worrying too
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much about calorie counting. That does sound like me, so
he'd likely suggest you go big. That's scary accurate, and
I'm not saying I would say I would order the
bacon double, but I certainly might. I like Sonic, I
don't love Sonic. I would get the cheddar peppers. They're
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jalapeno cheese, east pepper, Jilipino cheese bombers, is what they are. Chris,
Why can't I find the word. They're not cheese bombers.
I'm used to churches. Jalapino cheese. You know what I'm
talking about, Jilipino and cheese and the breaded and deep
fried and very good for you. And they serve him
with ranch. Those are good at Sonic. Sonic does a
good foot long chili cheese dog. No, I'm telling you
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that they make a good wiener in Sonic. Highly recommend that.
But bacon double and cherry lymey totally respected, absolutely, Uncle Jesse.
On Friday Hour three, you went on at length about
your upcoming appearance with Tucker Carlson in Houston. Tucker's the
biggest name around. I was curious how you felt appearing
with him. You mentioned he did Don Junior and Glenn
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Beck on previous appearances. Are you nervous about doing it
with him in front of so many people since he's
so big? Also, how did you and Tucker meet? And
his name is Chris Okay? First, remember you can get
tickets at Tuckercarlson dot com Wednesday, September eighteenth. If you
are in the area or want to come to the area, come,
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We're going to pack out the house. It me and
Tucker on how I met him. Gosh, when he started
show on Fox News, someone probably on his production stat
or maybe he himself. I knew followed what I did,
reached out and said, hey, you want to come beyond
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Fox News? Why went on Fox News? And I kept
dropping these little one liners, these funny one liners on
Fox News, and he loved it to the point where
he invited me to come up. I did this long
sit down with him one time. I had to fly
up to his place. It was really cool. We sat down,
did some long long form interview. But we got to
know each other better then. That's all. I got to
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be friends with Tucker. As far as being nervous goes, No, No,
I don't really get nervous about it. I was actually
talking to the wife this weekend and I didn't realize this.
She kept bringing it up because OB's gonna come with
me obviously, she'll be backstage with me and watching with me.
And she said, I get nervous for these things. And
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I said, well, maybe I don't understand why, because I
don't get nervous for these things. And she said, that's
why I get nervous for these things. You don't care
at all. She said, you don't care, you don't get nervous,
you don't prepare, and it makes me nervous. What Chris,
I asked that specifically, Chris said, what's she nervous about?
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She could The best specific answer she could come up
with was, I'm worried you're gonna say something that's too
far and you're gonna get in trouble or something. I
don't agree with her, Chris, I will not. I'll be
on my best behavior. I really, I'll try. I'll try.
I can't. I can't make any promises. Did I get
banned from Fox News repeatedly? Yeah, yeah, of course, I'm
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pretty sure I'm banned for life actually from there. Now,
maybe it was when I called Kamala Harris Willie Brown's
brought respond that. I think that was That was probably it. No,
I think I think I was on after that. I
think that one caught me a year long suspension. I
don't care. I don't work for Fox News anyway. Don't
be nervous, Princess. It'll be fine, all right, It'll be
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fine no matter what. No, I don't. I don't get
nervous for those things. I will tell you I like
doing them because they're exciting. Does that make sense? Does
that make me sound like a freak adrenaline junkie. It's
it's fun being on stage. I like, you know, I
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don't like going to parties and talking to people and
stuff like that. But that kind of environment where you
can kind of play off the crowd and make them
laugh or cheer or whatever it gets. It totally gets
the juice's phone. I enjoy it. I enjoy it. So no,
I don't get nervous, and actually I don't, maybe I should. Anyway,
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he used to be really bad. He still gets really nervous.
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And I will tell you my two different theories right
now on the two different shooters, and then I want
to do emails and I want to get off this stuff.
But these are just theories, and I could be completely
wrong with them. But from what I see, I have
two different theories. Because remember, there are going to be
a lot of violent people who come from different ways,
different walks of life, different areas. The first shooter, the
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first attempted assassin of Trump, the one from Butler, Pennsylvania,
I believe he is part of something larger. I don't
know what that means. A larger powerful organization trained and
equipped that young man to go murder Donald Trump. And
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if you really want me to put a fine point
on it, you know how you know how sensitive I am.
I believe that force came from within the United States government.
And the reason I believe that is they sprayed off
the roof that day. Remember they hit him in the
head with a high power rifle, so his brains and
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teeth and everything else would be all over that roof.
You have you ever seen let me ask you, have
you ever been around a crime scene of any kind?
Maybe there was one in your hometown, or have you
ever been around one. I've been around more than one.
How long did they tape off the crime scene in
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your hometown? How long? Chris is laughing because it's ridiculous,
It's almost I've had a neighbor call and complain once
because one of our neighbors he was out of town.
No one was hurt. He was out of town and
someone had broke into his house. This was in another
city I was living, and someone had broken into his home,
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broke a bunch of windows, stoole some jewelry. I forget
you've discovered it the landscape or someone discovered anyway, the
cops got called out, cops got there's a break in.
No one was hurt. I swear on my life that
home was taped off for a month. I bet I
was not wrong, But yeah, Chris said, longer taped off.
Somebody tried to blow Donald Trump's head off in Pennsylvania.
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They brought out the water hose that day and sprayed
everything down and then cremated his body. You realize that
guy's body has been cremated. That never ever happens. And
you add those two things. Those two things I just said,
those are facts. Oh, let's add another fact to the
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first one. A man gets up on the roof after
the assassination attempt. He's in a suit, he looks to
be officially government. He starts telling the local cops to
forward all their pictures and videos to him. The cops do,
but of course now we know what phone number that
might be. So this gets back to the Republicans in
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the Senate, the decent ones like Ron Johnson, who told
me this to my face. And Ron Johnson said, Jesse,
we traced the phone number. That phone phone number belongs
to an ATF agent, and so we reached out and said, hey, curious,
why did you want all the pictures and videos of
the dead body? The guy lawyered up and clammed up.
He never said.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
And then there's this from Josh Holland.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
I'm told by people who are close to and have
knowledge of the Secret Service's own internal investigation that the
Department of Homeland Security is leaning on the Secret Service
not to comply with document requests to Congress. I mean,
this is really getting to be outrageous. The American people.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Need the truth. Heer the Department of Justice in that
case is telling the Secret Service not to comply with Congress. Again,
I'm just telling you my theory. My theory is the
first one. He was trained and equipped by ugly forces
within our borders. That's what I believe. Beyond that, I
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don't know what to leave. But you don't clean evidence
like that. You don't spray the roof, you don't cremate
the body, you don't stonewall of Secret Service. These things
are not done unless there's a cover up, all right.
My theory on the second one is this, although there's
a huge gaping hole in my theory, I will admit
that so you can. You can email and blast away
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at my theory. You're welcome to, but I know there's
a hole in it. My theory on the second one
is he was not meaning I do not believe he
was trained and equipped by a larger force. I believe
this is a standard. If you look at his history,
he appears to be a total whack job street communist,
radicalized by CNN and decided he was going to go
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murder Donald Trump, radicalized by MSNBC radicalized by the media.
Trump's Hitler, that endless stuff. That's just what I believe.
There is one huge wrinkle in that belief of mine. Oh,
and I should note another another part of the reason
I believe that is he's still alive. If you large organizations,
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whether they are intelligence organizations or mafia organizations or whatever,
large organizations, they use patsy's to kill people all the time.
But you always kill the patsy. You always find a
way to kill the patsy. The patsy you found some
nut to murder somebody on your behalf, okay, but eliminating
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that guy, thus severing any threads that might lead back
to you. That's just standard assassination. Anyone who's ever read
a history book knows all of that. You'll find a patsy,
get him to kill the guy you want dead. Then
you kill the patsy, and oh, look at you with
clean hands, and no one can tie you back to anything. Oh, Chris,
said Oswald, But you could use Remember when I did
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that story of Jerome Johnson, the guy who killed Colombo.
Magically he murders Colombo, the Italian mob boss Boom Boom
Boom gets murdered on the spot. No one knows who
did it. Well, I guess we'll never know. That's how
it works, so that the fact that the second shooter
is still alive leads me to believe he wasn't part
of something bigger. Except there is one hole in that theory.
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And I'll tell you that hole in a moment. Before
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Is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. Medal of
Honor Monday medmir If you missed any part of the show,
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you can download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes.
Let's do some emails. That's enough of the yucky stuff,
Oh Tall, purveyor of epic military histories, Sir, I have
a nominee for your Medal of Honor Monday. We already
did that, but and specifically related to your landing on
a grenade. Actually what I said was jumping on a grenade,
but anyway. In twenty twenty one, I fled a communist
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mid Atlantic state and landed in Greenee County, Tennessee. I
think it's Greenee County, but it could be green Chris.
We look on that. I think it's called Greenee, but anyway,
in beautiful northeast Tennessee. Gosh, I love Tennessee. I learned
of a local man who was the recipient of a
Medal of Honor in WW two United States Marine Corps
Sergeant Elbert Kinser. Elbert Kinser at the time of his sacrifice.
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Is it green or Greenee? Chris? Did you just type
it out like I can't read the name. I know
how it's spelled, idiot. I need to know how to
say it. I know it doesn't say Could you listen
to whatever I'm calling it? Greenee anyway, At the time
of his sacrifice, Greenee County had a very small population.
Even now we only have about seventy three thousand residents
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and his death. His death left a big impact. Our
county has a park named in his honor. I love that,
a bridge, and a monument to him at our courthouse.
He is buried at a beautiful church near the North
Carolina border, where he rests along with many generations of
our nation's warriors stretching back to the Revolutionary War. Holy crap, Chris,
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We're gonna have to go to this place. Sergeant Kinser's
Medal of Honor and assorted other service medals are on
display at our County History Museum, and I have had
the privilege of seeing this in person, a very sobering experience.
What that little piece of ribbon and metal signifies for
both his family and this community. In twenty twenty two,
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on what would have been his one hundredth birthday, the
local paper ran an extensive story on and with interviews
with family members in a recap of his military career
that could be determined after such a passage of time. Apparently,
Kinser had been nominated for the Navy Cross before his
heroic actions, but the paperwork was lost in the fog
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of war. In the newspaper article, they explained that Sergeant
Kinser was already wounded and was supposed to be carried
out on a litter when that grenade landed next to them,
he rolled off his litter, covered the grenade with his body,
valiant until the end. Hey, his name is John. That
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got me anyway, Jesse, you want to know why Dome
or the system picked timpon Timmy over Weaselship. It's quite
possible that they're not worried about winning Pennsylvania. Pause on that.
I understand your concerns about being concerned. I get your
concerns about Pennsylvania. I get your concerns about election cheating,
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especially in places like Philadelphia, and all those concerns are valid.
But you never have to guess whether or not politicians
are actually worried about winning a state or not. You
know why you don't have to guess In fact, you
don't ever have to listen to me to know that.
You don't have to have to read anything. Here's all
you need to know. Money, how much of it they
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are they spending in each state. Where they're spending money,
they want to win and think they can win. Either
they think they're behind and can come back and win,
or they think they're ahead and they're trying to stop
him from coming back to win. But where campaigns are
spending big money, campaigns are worried. Democrats are spending a
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fortune in Pennsylvania right now, and so is Donald Trump.
They're worried about Pennsylvania. Believe me, Jesse. The more you
explain what mass deportations look like, the more obvious it's
never going to happen. Half the country will lose their
minds outright, and a lot of the rest will buckle
under the pressure. Yes, that's true. Is there any scenario
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short of mass deportation that would be effective that the
squares would accept? We've got to at least get this underway.
His name is Joe Okay, So, in my opinion, this
is the best and only way forward for getting all
these illegals out of our country. We need red states
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to form a coalition. This coalition will most likely have
to challenge the federal government. No, I'm not talking about
war or something violent. There will be legal challenges and
if they have to, maybe they will have to take
it further. And again I'm not talking about war, but
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I'm talking about maybe blocking Feds from coming in and
enforcing things. But if you really want deportation, like we need,
Red states need to form a coalition and they need
to be passing laws together, even though it will have
to be done state by state, passing laws together that
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make life impossible if you're an illegal. I mean, if
you get busted for jaywalking, you a citizen, Nope, gone,
you can't get a job, you can't get a house,
you can't get anything. Self deportation is really the only
way you can mass deport this many people. Now, I
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should clarify the reason this will not happen at all
on a federal level is the House and the Senate.
They're never going to have the guts to pass something
like this ever. The GOP would never do this in
a million years. And Democrats, we know they want the
border open for a variety of reasons. This is never
going to happen at the federal level. I don't even
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think Trump would do it. They're not going to do
this at the federal level. This is going to take
states probably banding together, but states themselves are going to
have to make life impossible for illegals to exist there.
And honestly, Ronda Santa's surprise surprise is putting on a
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clinic in this with this when it comes to Florida.
It's not perfect so far, but as fast as the
Feds are dumping illegals in Florida, they are packing them
up and they're shipping them out. Actually, Abbott, who I'm
not a big fan of Greg Abbott, Governor Greg Abbot
of Texas because he was such a COVID tyrant. He's
been awesome at this as well. Pack him up, get
him on a bus, and get him out. He's not
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been perfect. There's been all kinds of stuff still going
on here, way too much stuff. There's too much stuff
in Florida. There's too much stuff everywhere. But this is
going to have to be handled at a state level.
If you are sitting there right now banking on a
federal response to mass immigration, you're going to be waiting
a very very very long time. The entire federal government.
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Remember they're ninety four to ninety five percent Democrat, so
virtually every bureaucrat in the government, they all want the
border open because they want the country destroyed. Every elected
Democrat wants the border open, wants the country destroyed. Half
of the elected Republicans want the border open. They want
the cheap labor, they want the Chamber of Commerce campaign
money to keep flowing in. So you're dealing with a
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minority of a minority in Congress that actually would even
want serious illegal immigration crack down, any kind of a
serious illegal immigration crackdown in this country, and a fraction
of that fraction would actually have the guts to go
through with it. And what I mean by that is,
again everyone likes to talk when when some dirty illegal
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rapes and murders some college chick, everyone's mad about the
border and open in deport them all. Everyone says that.
Then it's what will you do when the kids start
crying as they're heading back to Guatemala with mommy, What
do you feel? Then? Do you back off in? Well,
I can't do it. I really want to be nice.
That's where you lose even the people who were with
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you before. We are so pillow soft and feminized. We
can't handle rough looking pictures, rough looking video tapes. There
was a bad looking video of some scumbag drug dealer
named George Floyd dying in Minneapolis, and it altered law
enforcement in the entire United States of America to this
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day because the video maen everyone uncomfortable and nea the
contin ended up doing anything wrong. He did a technique
that was trained into him by the Minneapolis the Police department.
The medical examiner admitted the dude died of a drug overdose.
We've remade law enforcement in America off a one video
that made people get the sads. I woke up that
morning we saw half the people on the right. Well,
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I mean, we really do have a race problem. We
are really bad against black people. It was embarrassing. Trump
was holding law enforcement round tables. Tip Scott was trying
to pass a federal law off one video. You're tell
me we have the stomach for mass deportation. Yeah, I
believe it when I see it. All Right, we do
a couple more emails, then we're gonna do headlines I
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there's a podcast. Get on Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment
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will be back tomorrow for a Tuesday. If you want to,
you can send me an email Jesse at jesse kellyshow
dot com. I mentioned earlier that what's happening in Springfield, Ohio.
That's happening in towns all across America. Springfield, Ohio is
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just the one that's in the news. Oh gosh, Chris,
I am an idiot. Okay, So Chris just reminded me.
Otherwise you probably wouldn't have got it at all. I
realized I dropped the mother of all teases two segments ago,
and then I never got back to it that last
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segment because I lost I just I went a different direction.
But man, you know how I said, I had the
theory about the Florida shooter. I think the Pennsylvania shooter
has ties to a higher power, and I didn't think
the Florida guy did. He just comes off to me
like a really really deranged Democrat wing nut who watches
too much CNN. But there is one hole in that theory.
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His weapon, if were to be if we believe what
were being told, and I have no reason not to
because a lot of this is coming from local law enforcement,
his weapon had the serial number removed. Now The reason
that gives me hesitation is this. Obviously, you can look
online and figure out how to remove a serial number.
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Don't do that, please, that's illegal. But that information's out there.
It's not as if it's only in one place. Serial
numbers are normally in several different places. That's what trips
people up. They look at the one on the barrel
and they file it off and they think they're good.
And there's ten other ones on there. So it's not
that you can't find it. But let's assume this wing
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nut didn't find it. He's from Hawaii. He tried to
kill Trump in Florida. He didn't fly from Hawaii to
Florida with that weapon, meaning he procured that weapon in Florida. Now,
as you know, I stay on the right side of
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the law. I do that not because I'm a good person,
but because I know the filthy FEDS would love to
throw me in prison, so I stop and sell them
all the time. So I make sure. In the words
of Glenn Beck when he told me about this, he said,
you make sure there's a grand canyon between you and
the line of the law all the time, because they
want to take you down. And he was right about that,
Thank you, Glenn. So I stay legal, but I have
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lived much of my life in a gray area, and
I will tell you this. I'm from here. Well I'm
not from here, but i've lived here for a decade now.
If I wanted to have a weapon that didn't have
a serial number, give me a day or so. I
could get one of those. I'm sure anything illegal you wanted,
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I could probably get my hands on one of those.
Because I'm from here. I know a guy who I'm
sure knows a guy. I have like three guys in
my mind right now. Oh yeah, I bet you with
one phone call he has one. But this wing nut
was not from Florida. This wing nut is from Hawaii.
He got on a plane and flew from Hawaii to
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Florida and managed to get himself a weapon that didn't
have a serial number on it.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Look, the internet's a wild place. Who knows. But that
is the whole in my theory. And again it's just
a theory. I don't know either things. I don't know
whether the first guy was trained by some organization. I
don't know whether the second guy was just some random wingnut.
From what I gather now that's my theory. But you
should understand this about my two theories. I've been taking
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a male vitality stack from chalk for like two years now,
so my mind is simply superior to yours. You see what, Chris,
You see? My mind works. My mind works so well
because my t levels they're basically at a rhinoceros level
at this point. If you take a male vitality stack
from chalk, natural herbal supplements, twenty percent increase in your
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testosterone in ninety days, it won't even be ninety days,
and you'll feel it in your mind. Your mind just
works so much better. Your mood is so much better
after a couple of years, two three years, I don't
even know if I classify as human. Do you want
your mind to work like that? Call them or text them.
There's so much more than just stacks or chocolp powder
(34:10):
and anything. Call them, text them five zero c HOQ
three thousand, all right, five zero chalk three thousand, Do
some emails? Oh whys doctor Jesse. Seems like every day
I'm hearing about some government programs spending millions of dollars
tax dollars, often going to illegals. I'm about to explode.
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His name is Phil. Yeah, that leads me to the
story I was getting to before I got back to
the t's, which o's about a half hour late.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
On migrants first started arriving in early twenty twenty two,
the traffic has picked up. On December twenty eighth, Whitewaters
police chief and city manager wrote a letter to the
White House. They're asking to bid an administration for help
as this city of about fifteen thousand handles an estimated
eight hundred to one thousand migrants.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
We did close for two weeks at one point, just
to sort of reassess how we are serving the needs
of everybody.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Christine's, a bios director of the community space, says there
was not a huge increase in visitors, but they were
seeing a lot of people with no idea how the
space works. For the city, the strain was more severe.
The letter states police are struggling to watch the entire
community because they are seeing three times the number of
unlicensed drivers. Then, the city says it bought quote costly
translation software so police could communicate with migrants when handling
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traffic cases up to more serious cases, including sexual assaults
and the death of an infant.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Yeah, that's in Wisconsin. It's happening in Idaho. It's happening
in California, it's happening in Texas. It's happening everywhere. And
the federal government is doing that to you on purpose,
and they're doing it with your tax dollars. So don't
call them communists. The still get people to tell me
that sometimes, Jesse, stop calling them communists. Well, they're taking
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your money and they're providing food, jobs, housing, medical care,
and schooling to people who don't have it. What exactly
would you call it again?
Speaker 2 (36:10):
And now here's a headline by oh, you know, you
know the thing headlines we didn't get to.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Us F. That's University of Southern Florida us F Student
rep for Planned Parenthood hands out Plan B pills for free.
Just a little check in on how far gone we
are culturally culturally in this country. CNN accuses those saying
Springfield is being overrun of dehumanizing immigrants. Of course, as
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soon as the system gets exposed for nefarious deeds, it's
always you who needs to be ashamed. Elite US Sealed
Team six preparing to defend Taiwan I don't know. That's
probably the kind of thing that shouldn't make it into
the newspapers. That's one two. As unbelievably cool and awesome
as Seal Team six is, it's not that many guys.
(37:08):
They're not going to be able to defend time on
against China. I promise you, no matter how many times
you've seen The Rock, that's a great movie. By the way,
Stormy Daniels feels Trump will try her for treason if
he wins an election. Has there ever been somebody who's
gotten more mileage out of one night than Stormy Daniels? Gofly,
(37:28):
But then again, mileage is her specialty. NATO Chairman backs
Ukraine long range missile strikes on Russia just a little
check in for World War three. I'll pair that one
with the headline that the United States Navy just launched
its first ever gender neutral submarine. In case you think
we're ready to take on Russia, China and Iran in
a coalition might want to back off of all that.
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This has been a podcast from wor
This is a podcast from woor. It is The Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Monday. Or try to climb away from that assassination
stuff for a little while, do some emails. I do
want to bring up this story out of Wisconsin. I
will say one last thing on this. It's going to
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be such an adjustment and a horrible adjustment for you
and I if I'm correct, and we are becoming a
culture of assassination, and we're going to be a place
where political violence is the norm, where our political leaders
getting murdered is the norm. It's going to be an adjustment.
But you look at all these headlines from around the
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world and you realize that's how so many people live.
It's just awful. You know, there are countries out there
you just know your political candidate running for president the
chances are not that low that he'll be shot and
killed when he runs for office. It's crazy for us
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to put ourselves in that world. But we have so
poisoned the minds of so many millions of street communists
in this country. And the Democrats on TV in politics
who've done this aren't sorry about it at all. We've
done this for so many years now. We have tons
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of programmable murderous commy robots, programmable murderous commy robots who
are essentially trained to kill. No, I'm not talking about
actual firearms training and things like that, but they have
learned through years and years and years of programming to hate,
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to murderously hate whoever the TV tells them to hate.
And Democrats have learned to use this to their advantage.
Talking about he has to be.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Eliminated unquestionable at this point that that man cannot see
public office again. He is not only unfit, he is
destructive to our democracy and he has to be He
has to be eliminated.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
It's not isolated to losers like Dan Goldman there. It's
at the highest level. I just don't even know why
there aren't uprisings all of the country, and maybe there
will be. People need to start taking to the streets.
This is a dictator.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
You know.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
There needs to be unrest in the.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Streets for as long as it Again, as you listen
to this, we played it for you before. I think
this was Gravyan who did this. Wasn't a Graviyan. I
think it was credit to them. As you listen to this,
don't listen like you listen like you're a bitter. You're
sitting by yourself right now, all right, just put your mind.
You're by yourself, You're in a crappy little apartment. You
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hate your life, you hate your job. You're miserable. You're
bitter about how everything has worked out for you. Maybe
you drink too much. Maybe you're on medications. And you
sit all day every day. You don't have anything to
live for, you don't have any drive. You're just a bitter,
nasty person. And day after day after day, week after week,
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month after month, year after year, you sit and you
listen to this. I just don't even know why there
aren't uprisings all of the country, and maybe there will be.
People need to start taking to the streets. This is
a dictator.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
You know.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
There needs to be unrest in the streets for as
long as there's unrest in our lives.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Enemies of the state.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Show me where it says that protests are supposed to
be polite and peaceful.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Do something about your dad's immigration practices effectless time they
go low.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
How do you resist the temptation to run up and
wring her neck biggest terror thread in this country is
white men, most of them radicalized right to the right.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I thought you.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Should to punch him in the face, they said, even
if you lost.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
He insulted Dway, He came down the espipalator and called
Mexican's rapist immerged.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
He said, well, what do you think I should do? So?
I think you should punch him in the face and
then gotten out of the race. You would have been
a hero. I'd like to punch him in the face.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
I said, if we're in high school, I'd take it
behind the gym and beat.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
The hell out of him.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Punch some people in the face. When was the last
time an actor assassinated a president? They're still going to
have to go out and put a bullet in Donald Trump.
And that's a fact. Where is John Wilke's booth when
you need? I have thought an awful lot about blowing
up the White House. And that's why today, in the
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wake of yet another assassination attempt, the American media did
exactly what they're going to do when they finally do
kill a Republican, whether it's Trump or another one. They
simply blamed him, and even if he died They're going
to blame whoever's killed and then move on because it's
going exactly the way they wanted.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Today's a parent assassination attempt comes and made increasingly fierce
iderick on the campaign trail itself. Mister Trump is running
made JD. Vans continue to make baseless claims about Haitian
immigrants in Ohio.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
They're always gonna say in the end, you had it coming,
dear men, you whisper. I'd never been to Sonic. This
recently came up in discussion with the wife. She was
floored and I had never had despite our fifteen years
of marriage. She now insists that we go. Since you
weren't here. I had to resort to asking chat GPT
what Jesse Kelly would order at Sonic? Did chat GPT
(05:34):
nail it? Or do you have any other thoughts? His
name's David, Chris. What's chat GPT? What is it? It's
artificial intelligence? Okay, so they asked artificial intelligence. Don't say anything, Chris, Okay,
I know some stuff. They asked artificial intelligence what I
would order? How would I even know anything about it? Anyway,
(05:54):
Here's what it said. Jesse Kelly, a conservative radio host
in commentator often shares his love for fast food and
simple classic American fair. Hey, they nailed it so far.
He said, I would order a bacon double cheeseburger with
a side of chili, cheese, tots or fries. For a drink,
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he might suggest a cherry Lime aid or Root forty
four sweet tea. He might also suggest a dessert like
a Sonic Blast with Oreo or M and M's for
sweet tea. Kelly offfens this is all part of the AI.
Kelly often emphasizes indulging what you enjoy without worrying too
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much about calorie counting. That does sound like me, so
he'd likely suggest you go big. That's scary accurate, and
I'm not saying I would say I would order the
bacon double, but I certainly might. I like Sonic, I
don't love Sonic. I would get the cheddar peppers. They're
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jalapeno cheese, east pepper, Jilipino cheese bombers, is what they are. Chris,
Why can't I find the word. They're not cheese bombers.
I'm used to churches. Jalapino cheese. You know what I'm
talking about, Jilipino and cheese and the breaded and deep
fried and very good for you. And they serve him
with ranch. Those are good at Sonic. Sonic does a
good foot long chili cheese dog. No, I'm telling you
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that they make a good wiener in Sonic. Highly recommend that.
But bacon double and cherry lymey totally respected, absolutely, Uncle Jesse.
On Friday Hour three, you went on at length about
your upcoming appearance with Tucker Carlson in Houston. Tucker's the
biggest name around. I was curious how you felt appearing
with him. You mentioned he did Don Junior and Glenn
(07:44):
Beck on previous appearances. Are you nervous about doing it
with him in front of so many people since he's
so big? Also, how did you and Tucker meet? And
his name is Chris Okay? First, remember you can get
tickets at Tuckercarlson dot com Wednesday, September eighteenth. If you
are in the area or want to come to the area, come,
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We're going to pack out the house. It me and
Tucker on how I met him. Gosh, when he started
show on Fox News, someone probably on his production stat
or maybe he himself. I knew followed what I did,
reached out and said, hey, you want to come beyond
(08:27):
Fox News? Why went on Fox News? And I kept
dropping these little one liners, these funny one liners on
Fox News, and he loved it to the point where
he invited me to come up. I did this long
sit down with him one time. I had to fly
up to his place. It was really cool. We sat down,
did some long long form interview. But we got to
know each other better then. That's all. I got to
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be friends with Tucker. As far as being nervous goes, No, No,
I don't really get nervous about it. I was actually
talking to the wife this weekend and I didn't realize this.
She kept bringing it up because OB's gonna come with
me obviously, she'll be backstage with me and watching with me.
And she said, I get nervous for these things. And
(09:10):
I said, well, maybe I don't understand why, because I
don't get nervous for these things. And she said, that's
why I get nervous for these things. You don't care
at all. She said, you don't care, you don't get nervous,
you don't prepare, and it makes me nervous. What Chris,
I asked that specifically, Chris said, what's she nervous about?
(09:31):
She could The best specific answer she could come up
with was, I'm worried you're gonna say something that's too
far and you're gonna get in trouble or something. I
don't agree with her, Chris, I will not. I'll be
on my best behavior. I really, I'll try. I'll try.
I can't. I can't make any promises. Did I get
banned from Fox News repeatedly? Yeah, yeah, of course, I'm
(09:53):
pretty sure I'm banned for life actually from there. Now,
maybe it was when I called Kamala Harris Willie Brown's
brought respond that. I think that was That was probably it. No,
I think I think I was on after that. I
think that one caught me a year long suspension. I
don't care. I don't work for Fox News anyway. Don't
be nervous, Princess. It'll be fine, all right, It'll be
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fine no matter what. No, I don't. I don't get
nervous for those things. I will tell you I like
doing them because they're exciting. Does that make sense? Does
that make me sound like a freak adrenaline junkie. It's
it's fun being on stage. I like, you know, I
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don't like going to parties and talking to people and
stuff like that. But that kind of environment where you
can kind of play off the crowd and make them
laugh or cheer or whatever it gets. It totally gets
the juice's phone. I enjoy it. I enjoy it. So no,
I don't get nervous, and actually I don't, maybe I should. Anyway,
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Fred gets nervous. He has an upset stomach a lot. Well,
he used to be really bad. He still gets really nervous.
He just doesn't have the uh evacuation problems he used
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slash Jesse We'll be back. Is the Jesse Kelly Show.
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And I will tell you my two different theories right
now on the two different shooters, and then I want
to do emails and I want to get off this stuff.
But these are just theories, and I could be completely
wrong with them. But from what I see, I have
two different theories. Because remember, there are going to be
a lot of violent people who come from different ways,
different walks of life, different areas. The first shooter, the
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first attempted assassin of Trump, the one from Butler, Pennsylvania,
I believe he is part of something larger. I don't
know what that means. A larger powerful organization trained and
equipped that young man to go murder Donald Trump. And
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if you really want me to put a fine point
on it, you know how you know how sensitive I am.
I believe that force came from within the United States government.
And the reason I believe that is they sprayed off
the roof that day. Remember they hit him in the
head with a high power rifle, so his brains and
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teeth and everything else would be all over that roof.
You have you ever seen let me ask you, have
you ever been around a crime scene of any kind?
Maybe there was one in your hometown, or have you
ever been around one. I've been around more than one.
How long did they tape off the crime scene in
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your hometown? How long? Chris is laughing because it's ridiculous,
It's almost I've had a neighbor call and complain once
because one of our neighbors he was out of town.
No one was hurt. He was out of town and
someone had broke into his house. This was in another
city I was living, and someone had broken into his home,
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broke a bunch of windows, stoole some jewelry. I forget
you've discovered it the landscape or someone discovered anyway, the
cops got called out, cops got there's a break in.
No one was hurt. I swear on my life that
home was taped off for a month. I bet I
was not wrong, But yeah, Chris said, longer taped off.
Somebody tried to blow Donald Trump's head off in Pennsylvania.
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They brought out the water hose that day and sprayed
everything down and then cremated his body. You realize that
guy's body has been cremated. That never ever happens. And
you add those two things. Those two things I just said,
those are facts. Oh, let's add another fact to the
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first one. A man gets up on the roof after
the assassination attempt. He's in a suit, he looks to
be officially government. He starts telling the local cops to
forward all their pictures and videos to him. The cops do,
but of course now we know what phone number that
might be. So this gets back to the Republicans in
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the Senate, the decent ones like Ron Johnson, who told
me this to my face. And Ron Johnson said, Jesse,
we traced the phone number. That phone phone number belongs
to an ATF agent, and so we reached out and said, hey, curious,
why did you want all the pictures and videos of
the dead body? The guy lawyered up and clammed up.
He never said.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
And then there's this from Josh Holland.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
I'm told by people who are close to and have
knowledge of the Secret Service's own internal investigation that the
Department of Homeland Security is leaning on the Secret Service
not to comply with document requests to Congress. I mean,
this is really getting to be outrageous. The American people.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Need the truth. Heer the Department of Justice in that
case is telling the Secret Service not to comply with Congress. Again,
I'm just telling you my theory. My theory is the
first one. He was trained and equipped by ugly forces
within our borders. That's what I believe. Beyond that, I
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don't know what to leave. But you don't clean evidence
like that. You don't spray the roof, you don't cremate
the body, you don't stonewall of Secret Service. These things
are not done unless there's a cover up, all right.
My theory on the second one is this, although there's
a huge gaping hole in my theory, I will admit
that so you can. You can email and blast away
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at my theory. You're welcome to, but I know there's
a hole in it. My theory on the second one
is he was not meaning I do not believe he
was trained and equipped by a larger force. I believe
this is a standard. If you look at his history,
he appears to be a total whack job street communist,
radicalized by CNN and decided he was going to go
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murder Donald Trump, radicalized by MSNBC radicalized by the media.
Trump's Hitler, that endless stuff. That's just what I believe.
There is one huge wrinkle in that belief of mine. Oh,
and I should note another another part of the reason
I believe that is he's still alive. If you large organizations,
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whether they are intelligence organizations or mafia organizations or whatever,
large organizations, they use patsy's to kill people all the time.
But you always kill the patsy. You always find a
way to kill the patsy. The patsy you found some
nut to murder somebody on your behalf, okay, but eliminating
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that guy, thus severing any threads that might lead back
to you. That's just standard assassination. Anyone who's ever read
a history book knows all of that. You'll find a patsy,
get him to kill the guy you want dead. Then
you kill the patsy, and oh, look at you with
clean hands, and no one can tie you back to anything. Oh, Chris,
said Oswald, But you could use Remember when I did
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that story of Jerome Johnson, the guy who killed Colombo.
Magically he murders Colombo, the Italian mob boss Boom Boom
Boom gets murdered on the spot. No one knows who
did it. Well, I guess we'll never know. That's how
it works, so that the fact that the second shooter
is still alive leads me to believe he wasn't part
of something bigger. Except there is one hole in that theory.
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And I'll tell you that hole in a moment. Before
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Is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. Medal of
Honor Monday medmir If you missed any part of the show,
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you can download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes.
Let's do some emails. That's enough of the yucky stuff,
Oh Tall, purveyor of epic military histories, Sir, I have
a nominee for your Medal of Honor Monday. We already
did that, but and specifically related to your landing on
a grenade. Actually what I said was jumping on a grenade,
but anyway. In twenty twenty one, I fled a communist
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mid Atlantic state and landed in Greenee County, Tennessee. I
think it's Greenee County, but it could be green Chris.
We look on that. I think it's called Greenee, but anyway,
in beautiful northeast Tennessee. Gosh, I love Tennessee. I learned
of a local man who was the recipient of a
Medal of Honor in WW two United States Marine Corps
Sergeant Elbert Kinser. Elbert Kinser at the time of his sacrifice.
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Is it green or Greenee? Chris? Did you just type
it out like I can't read the name. I know
how it's spelled, idiot. I need to know how to
say it. I know it doesn't say Could you listen
to whatever I'm calling it? Greenee anyway, At the time
of his sacrifice, Greenee County had a very small population.
Even now we only have about seventy three thousand residents
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and his death. His death left a big impact. Our
county has a park named in his honor. I love that,
a bridge, and a monument to him at our courthouse.
He is buried at a beautiful church near the North
Carolina border, where he rests along with many generations of
our nation's warriors stretching back to the Revolutionary War. Holy crap, Chris,
(20:50):
We're gonna have to go to this place. Sergeant Kinser's
Medal of Honor and assorted other service medals are on
display at our County History Museum, and I have had
the privilege of seeing this in person, a very sobering experience.
What that little piece of ribbon and metal signifies for
both his family and this community. In twenty twenty two,
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on what would have been his one hundredth birthday, the
local paper ran an extensive story on and with interviews
with family members in a recap of his military career
that could be determined after such a passage of time. Apparently,
Kinser had been nominated for the Navy Cross before his
heroic actions, but the paperwork was lost in the fog
(21:31):
of war. In the newspaper article, they explained that Sergeant
Kinser was already wounded and was supposed to be carried
out on a litter when that grenade landed next to them,
he rolled off his litter, covered the grenade with his body,
valiant until the end. Hey, his name is John. That
(21:53):
got me anyway, Jesse, you want to know why Dome
or the system picked timpon Timmy over Weaselship. It's quite
possible that they're not worried about winning Pennsylvania. Pause on that.
I understand your concerns about being concerned. I get your
concerns about Pennsylvania. I get your concerns about election cheating,
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especially in places like Philadelphia, and all those concerns are valid.
But you never have to guess whether or not politicians
are actually worried about winning a state or not. You
know why you don't have to guess In fact, you
don't ever have to listen to me to know that.
You don't have to have to read anything. Here's all
you need to know. Money, how much of it they
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are they spending in each state. Where they're spending money,
they want to win and think they can win. Either
they think they're behind and can come back and win,
or they think they're ahead and they're trying to stop
him from coming back to win. But where campaigns are
spending big money, campaigns are worried. Democrats are spending a
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fortune in Pennsylvania right now, and so is Donald Trump.
They're worried about Pennsylvania. Believe me, Jesse. The more you
explain what mass deportations look like, the more obvious it's
never going to happen. Half the country will lose their
minds outright, and a lot of the rest will buckle
under the pressure. Yes, that's true. Is there any scenario
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short of mass deportation that would be effective that the
squares would accept? We've got to at least get this underway.
His name is Joe Okay, So, in my opinion, this
is the best and only way forward for getting all
these illegals out of our country. We need red states
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to form a coalition. This coalition will most likely have
to challenge the federal government. No, I'm not talking about
war or something violent. There will be legal challenges and
if they have to, maybe they will have to take
it further. And again I'm not talking about war, but
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I'm talking about maybe blocking Feds from coming in and
enforcing things. But if you really want deportation, like we need,
Red states need to form a coalition and they need
to be passing laws together, even though it will have
to be done state by state, passing laws together that
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make life impossible if you're an illegal. I mean, if
you get busted for jaywalking, you a citizen, Nope, gone,
you can't get a job, you can't get a house,
you can't get anything. Self deportation is really the only
way you can mass deport this many people. Now, I
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should clarify the reason this will not happen at all
on a federal level is the House and the Senate.
They're never going to have the guts to pass something
like this ever. The GOP would never do this in
a million years. And Democrats, we know they want the
border open for a variety of reasons. This is never
going to happen at the federal level. I don't even
(25:08):
think Trump would do it. They're not going to do
this at the federal level. This is going to take
states probably banding together, but states themselves are going to
have to make life impossible for illegals to exist there.
And honestly, Ronda Santa's surprise surprise is putting on a
(25:28):
clinic in this with this when it comes to Florida.
It's not perfect so far, but as fast as the
Feds are dumping illegals in Florida, they are packing them
up and they're shipping them out. Actually, Abbott, who I'm
not a big fan of Greg Abbott, Governor Greg Abbot
of Texas because he was such a COVID tyrant. He's
been awesome at this as well. Pack him up, get
him on a bus, and get him out. He's not
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been perfect. There's been all kinds of stuff still going
on here, way too much stuff. There's too much stuff
in Florida. There's too much stuff everywhere. But this is
going to have to be handled at a state level.
If you are sitting there right now banking on a
federal response to mass immigration, you're going to be waiting
a very very very long time. The entire federal government.
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Remember they're ninety four to ninety five percent Democrat, so
virtually every bureaucrat in the government, they all want the
border open because they want the country destroyed. Every elected
Democrat wants the border open, wants the country destroyed. Half
of the elected Republicans want the border open. They want
the cheap labor, they want the Chamber of Commerce campaign
money to keep flowing in. So you're dealing with a
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minority of a minority in Congress that actually would even
want serious illegal immigration crack down, any kind of a
serious illegal immigration crackdown in this country, and a fraction
of that fraction would actually have the guts to go
through with it. And what I mean by that is,
again everyone likes to talk when when some dirty illegal
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rapes and murders some college chick, everyone's mad about the
border and open in deport them all. Everyone says that.
Then it's what will you do when the kids start
crying as they're heading back to Guatemala with mommy, What
do you feel? Then? Do you back off in? Well,
I can't do it. I really want to be nice.
That's where you lose even the people who were with
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you before. We are so pillow soft and feminized. We
can't handle rough looking pictures, rough looking video tapes. There
was a bad looking video of some scumbag drug dealer
named George Floyd dying in Minneapolis, and it altered law
enforcement in the entire United States of America to this
(27:40):
day because the video maen everyone uncomfortable and nea the
contin ended up doing anything wrong. He did a technique
that was trained into him by the Minneapolis the Police department.
The medical examiner admitted the dude died of a drug overdose.
We've remade law enforcement in America off a one video
that made people get the sads. I woke up that
morning we saw half the people on the right. Well,
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I mean, we really do have a race problem. We
are really bad against black people. It was embarrassing. Trump
was holding law enforcement round tables. Tip Scott was trying
to pass a federal law off one video. You're tell
me we have the stomach for mass deportation. Yeah, I
believe it when I see it. All Right, we do
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there's a podcast. Get on Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment
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will be back tomorrow for a Tuesday. If you want to,
you can send me an email Jesse at jesse kellyshow
dot com. I mentioned earlier that what's happening in Springfield, Ohio.
That's happening in towns all across America. Springfield, Ohio is
(29:58):
just the one that's in the news. Oh gosh, Chris,
I am an idiot. Okay, So Chris just reminded me.
Otherwise you probably wouldn't have got it at all. I
realized I dropped the mother of all teases two segments ago,
and then I never got back to it that last
(30:20):
segment because I lost I just I went a different direction.
But man, you know how I said, I had the
theory about the Florida shooter. I think the Pennsylvania shooter
has ties to a higher power, and I didn't think
the Florida guy did. He just comes off to me
like a really really deranged Democrat wing nut who watches
too much CNN. But there is one hole in that theory.
(30:45):
His weapon, if were to be if we believe what
were being told, and I have no reason not to
because a lot of this is coming from local law enforcement,
his weapon had the serial number removed. Now The reason
that gives me hesitation is this. Obviously, you can look
online and figure out how to remove a serial number.
(31:08):
Don't do that, please, that's illegal. But that information's out there.
It's not as if it's only in one place. Serial
numbers are normally in several different places. That's what trips
people up. They look at the one on the barrel
and they file it off and they think they're good.
And there's ten other ones on there. So it's not
that you can't find it. But let's assume this wing
(31:30):
nut didn't find it. He's from Hawaii. He tried to
kill Trump in Florida. He didn't fly from Hawaii to
Florida with that weapon, meaning he procured that weapon in Florida. Now,
as you know, I stay on the right side of
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the law. I do that not because I'm a good person,
but because I know the filthy FEDS would love to
throw me in prison, so I stop and sell them
all the time. So I make sure. In the words
of Glenn Beck when he told me about this, he said,
you make sure there's a grand canyon between you and
the line of the law all the time, because they
want to take you down. And he was right about that,
Thank you, Glenn. So I stay legal, but I have
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lived much of my life in a gray area, and
I will tell you this. I'm from here. Well I'm
not from here, but i've lived here for a decade now.
If I wanted to have a weapon that didn't have
a serial number, give me a day or so. I
could get one of those. I'm sure anything illegal you wanted,
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I could probably get my hands on one of those.
Because I'm from here. I know a guy who I'm
sure knows a guy. I have like three guys in
my mind right now. Oh yeah, I bet you with
one phone call he has one. But this wing nut
was not from Florida. This wing nut is from Hawaii.
He got on a plane and flew from Hawaii to
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Florida and managed to get himself a weapon that didn't
have a serial number on it.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Look, the internet's a wild place. Who knows. But that
is the whole in my theory. And again it's just
a theory. I don't know either things. I don't know
whether the first guy was trained by some organization. I
don't know whether the second guy was just some random wingnut.
From what I gather now that's my theory. But you
should understand this about my two theories. I've been taking
(33:28):
a male vitality stack from chalk for like two years now,
so my mind is simply superior to yours. You see what, Chris,
You see? My mind works. My mind works so well
because my t levels they're basically at a rhinoceros level
at this point. If you take a male vitality stack
from chalk, natural herbal supplements, twenty percent increase in your
(33:50):
testosterone in ninety days, it won't even be ninety days,
and you'll feel it in your mind. Your mind just
works so much better. Your mood is so much better
after a couple of years, two three years, I don't
even know if I classify as human. Do you want
your mind to work like that? Call them or text them.
There's so much more than just stacks or chocolp powder
(34:10):
and anything. Call them, text them five zero c HOQ
three thousand, all right, five zero chalk three thousand, Do
some emails? Oh whys doctor Jesse. Seems like every day
I'm hearing about some government programs spending millions of dollars
tax dollars, often going to illegals. I'm about to explode.
(34:32):
His name is Phil. Yeah, that leads me to the
story I was getting to before I got back to
the t's, which o's about a half hour late.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
On migrants first started arriving in early twenty twenty two,
the traffic has picked up. On December twenty eighth, Whitewaters
police chief and city manager wrote a letter to the
White House. They're asking to bid an administration for help
as this city of about fifteen thousand handles an estimated
eight hundred to one thousand migrants.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
We did close for two weeks at one point, just
to sort of reassess how we are serving the needs
of everybody.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Christine's, a bios director of the community space, says there
was not a huge increase in visitors, but they were
seeing a lot of people with no idea how the
space works. For the city, the strain was more severe.
The letter states police are struggling to watch the entire
community because they are seeing three times the number of
unlicensed drivers. Then, the city says it bought quote costly
translation software so police could communicate with migrants when handling
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traffic cases up to more serious cases, including sexual assaults
and the death of an infant.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Yeah, that's in Wisconsin. It's happening in Idaho. It's happening
in California, it's happening in Texas. It's happening everywhere. And
the federal government is doing that to you on purpose,
and they're doing it with your tax dollars. So don't
call them communists. The still get people to tell me
that sometimes, Jesse, stop calling them communists. Well, they're taking
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your money and they're providing food, jobs, housing, medical care,
and schooling to people who don't have it. What exactly
would you call it again?
Speaker 2 (36:10):
And now here's a headline by oh, you know, you
know the thing headlines we didn't get to.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Us F. That's University of Southern Florida us F Student
rep for Planned Parenthood hands out Plan B pills for free.
Just a little check in on how far gone we
are culturally culturally in this country. CNN accuses those saying
Springfield is being overrun of dehumanizing immigrants. Of course, as
(36:45):
soon as the system gets exposed for nefarious deeds, it's
always you who needs to be ashamed. Elite US Sealed
Team six preparing to defend Taiwan I don't know. That's
probably the kind of thing that shouldn't make it into
the newspapers. That's one two. As unbelievably cool and awesome
as Seal Team six is, it's not that many guys.
(37:08):
They're not going to be able to defend time on
against China. I promise you, no matter how many times
you've seen The Rock, that's a great movie. By the way,
Stormy Daniels feels Trump will try her for treason if
he wins an election. Has there ever been somebody who's
gotten more mileage out of one night than Stormy Daniels? Gofly,
(37:28):
But then again, mileage is her specialty. NATO Chairman backs
Ukraine long range missile strikes on Russia just a little
check in for World War three. I'll pair that one
with the headline that the United States Navy just launched
its first ever gender neutral submarine. In case you think
we're ready to take on Russia, China and Iran in
a coalition might want to back off of all that.
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