MONDAY 8-04-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
In a world of dark, mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand above all the rest.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
And this show.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Isn't it?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Hey? Holm me, what's happening? Man? Good morning, Good Monday morning.
How about that? I don't like this new wah wah rule.
So no shoot, no shows, Uh, no shirt thing. No,
I had a shirt on, Jeff shoes on. Yeah, yeah,
shoes on. Oh, pay cash but they want yeh okay,
you're not far off. Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
The new rule is because I guess people were like
running on the gas attendance. You have to give your
card and if you do anything other than fill your tank,
they have to go into.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Their little cubicle to run the car. Yeah, because usually
I'll just fill up and they'll do it right there.
But I had to fill up. It's okay, they can
do it at the actual but why I just put
it in and put five dollars or ten dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
Because people were running out on them. So so, because
here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
The biggest dick move in the world is you roll up,
you're like, hey, whatever, put twenty bucks in and you
walk into wah wah, right, like, don't do that, and
then your car's there and it's stuck there, and then
somebody's behind you. Right, Oh I do that. I go
get coffee. Yeah, your time out pretty perfect. Yeah, and
you don't. You don't.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
And so that's a dick move. And so what was
happening was then people would get back to the car
and not pay and just take off.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
See I in the morning, See I always fill up,
So I just give him my card. But the other
day I had like a like a rental car. Sally
wanted to put five dollars in there because I'm not
filling their tank. I a rental Well, yeah, I dropped
a jeep back off so they could clean it up
a car, so I go. So I'm playing the game
where I'm like, I'm gonna give it back to him
as close to empty as I can. But I needed
to get there, so like I think I was like

(02:23):
five dollars and he had to take my car go
in the boot. You can't even pay cash over night
because the people were getting shot there those days. You
pull up at like twelve thirty, Like, guy had a
wat of cash. You're like, if I just hit this
guy over the head, I could take cash. I got
four in the car with me. Yeah, I'll just go. Yeah,
those days are over. Yeah, so that's not that I
ever did that, but you know, yeah, we have never

(02:44):
done that. No, I thought about it, though. That's a
lot of cash that is. Yeah. You know what, See,
I've done that before. I pumped gain you ever pumped
gas before? No, I thought about it. Yeah, see I
would do that. I'm actually thinking about it now. I
would shut down at the end of the night, and
then I put more gas to my car, and I
would come home every night. Okay would you would you okay,
when you pump gas, would you get free gas?

Speaker 6 (03:06):
Like?

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Would you pump like you're not supposed to? But yeah
you did. Yeah, you go a little bit under for
everybody else. And then at the end of the night,
you know you got five dollars. Yeah. But I also
would come home with pockets full of change. So I do, like,
I don't know, eight ten dollars just in quarters of
stuff at night I come home with. Yeah. Man, didn't
lasts very long there, what because me and you grew

(03:26):
up around the same area. What what gas? It was
the Weymouth golf station on the Black Host Pike. I
would catch all the short traffic coming back and forth. Yeah,
there used to. It's not there anymore. There are used
to be cars behind. We throw rocks and break the
windshields too. Yeah, we did all kinds of stuff we
should have done. There is that by mister Bill's No, No,
it's it's in Weymouth a little bit. Yeah, I'm sorry,

(03:49):
So I don't know where Weymouth is now. That one
I worked there too, the one in Winds Level a
little bit, but I was mostly in Weymouth. Yeah, hey,
everybody is that when you were also volunteering as a firefighter?
Was after all that? You know, don't know, there was
a part of my life. I just don't know. I
did a lot of nonsense, man, dude. But that's what
it was, and that's what made you a person like
I was a stock boy for Bath and body Works.

(04:11):
It was stupid, but it makes you like humble and
the person. And I wasn't living on that. I wasn't
knocking a girl up. Man, trying to raise two kids
on a golf the gas station salary. No, everybody Monday
will dive in. Did you raise a kid on a
stock boy at bathroom? Body? Not very good? No, No,
he would have shoes. Everybody's Monday, we'll dive in the net.

(04:31):
We're gonna find a CXL Workforce Employee of the Day
today or that you could win. Listen to this. Everybody
rock the box at Boord. Gotta some great tribute bands
coming all summer long? Do I feel like we're coming
to the end of summer? So these tickets, I feel
like you're getting less and less. The season passed isn't
as healthy as it was back in Jude, is it?
So we're gonna give you season passes. But that's three weeks,

(04:54):
you know that, right? We only have three weeks left.
I think it goes through September. I don't know. I
don't know. All's so we got those tickets coming up
just a little bit and so one un point seven
CXL South Jersey's rock stations CXL Morning Show, Good Morning, everybody,
do it live. I can go all right it and
we'll do it lit and things sucks. I'm Scotty. Good morning.

(05:17):
Here's some news. Foul us a whale. A whale died
over the weekend. I'm liked, what was her name? Are you?
Are you trying to say that I'm talking about a
fat bar? Are you saying it? Od? No, it's a whale.
A whale died. A whale that was in the ocean.
It died when it collide with a boat and it

(05:38):
nearly capsized that vessel. Okay, hold on, okay, this is
one hundred percent. Did you see the video. It's the
whale's fault. The whale looks like it's trying to knock
over the boat.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
Okay, Is it the whales fault or is it the
boat is in the house that.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
The whale lives. There is plenty of water around this boat,
this whale. I think the whale was trying to knock
the boat over. This happened in borne Get Bay and
so yeah, I guess the boat killed the whale. One
person fell out, fell out of the boat, and then
and then the whale ate it. And the whale of
day was fine though it was just kind of well
maybe not. It was kind of fluttering and no, it

(06:12):
wasn't it's dead. But don't you know that boat's there?
I mean, I don't know it's a whale, dude, I
don't know the brain of a whale. I think they're
equally both at fault.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
A body was found in the Delaware River in South
Philadelphia over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Police say they responded to the report of a body
in the river just before noon on Saturday. That's a
good morning. The man was found dead about eleven forty
five am. The incident occurred at the Christopher Columbus Boulevard,
so Columbus Bull Ofward. I'm shot. That doesn't happen more
often people dined in that.

Speaker 7 (06:43):
River over there.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
It's dirty, Yeah, it's dirty. Gary Busey, the Great actor
Gary Busey, pleaded guilty to one count a fourth degree
criminal sexual contact for groping a p in Cherry Hill.
Is he gonna play the domin old man thing? Sometimes?

(07:06):
I'll work, so I kinda am in the know about
this story. It's it's one of these horror conventions that
happens at the hotel in Cherry Hill. He must have.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
Gone, and I think he got a little grabby with
some people that were there because they pay like twenty
bucks for a photo.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Me and you have been there. We've been the Horror Convention. Yeah,
but you you weren't close enough because you would just
take your picture off to the side.

Speaker 5 (07:33):
The mom in the Friday thirteenth, I made you take
my picture, but I was like six feet away from her.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Yeah. You Jipp threw out of fifteen dollars and I
was part of that. Yeah, so I think he got
the dollars.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
He got a little handsy with some customers and so
they reported him to the police. And so now he
has pleaded guilty in Cherry Hill the Great actor, Gary.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
You would think it would have to be a lot, right,
I mean that's more than just a hand on his shoulders.
I mean, I don't think he's going skirt. Yeah, it's
like pulling their hips into him. Right, I'm dude, who knows, Dude,
Gary Buse Right, he's out of his mind. Dude, he's
out of his mind. Yeah, that's news. What about sports
Phil's Orioles six forty five start? Uh, that's going to
be tonight, Yes, tonight, h six forty five. Start listening

(08:25):
to the game right here at z XL. We are
your official Philadelphia Phillies ratio station. And I know that
you Jojo are enjoying the w NBA. I'm betting it. Yep.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
If you're going to a w NBA game and Philadelphia
is going to have a team coming in the next couple.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Of years, you're driving a super Roo. Go Aheadkay, all right,
you're so we're in the Suparoo, right, I got the
lesbian who's driving, We're all driving. We're all driving some
roof open you and I, uh, do supers have sun roots? Yeah?
Mind it? But okay, apparently guys are throwing sex to
onto the court. I saw this. Yeah, and now the

(09:03):
w n B a is asked not to throw sex
toys onto the court during the w NBA games. I mean,
cool on, it's funny. It was a big purple one.
I saw a big purple thumb. I guess it's easy
to get in, right, you just shan't down the front
of your pants, are not gonna check? Well, they were
doing that at NFL games, remember like that.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
I think it was the Bills the like it was
in the snow and they started throwing big dilt.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
That's kind of funny though it's on the field. So
if you're going look, is that really a rule? WNBA
had to come out and ask you not to get
the Atlanta Dream right, it was in Atlanta, So just
have some respect. You don't do that. And I don't
think they're cheapy either. See the other day a wig
came off. Jesus, Jesus, what are we doing? I'm watching it? Man,

(09:50):
There you go. That's that's news. That's yeah. Sunny today,
Hot eaty five clouds tonight, sixty four tomorrow for your
Tuesday Sunclouds again, Hot eighty five. It is sixty nine
out side right now, one hundred point seven XL XL
Morning Show. Okay. Now, I want to say I could
live the life of being single, because I'm living it
this weekend. Okay. But at the same time, I know, yeah,

(10:13):
y you were getting hot chicks. Where are we going Hooters?
We My Saturday night was I get I get Phillies
tickets from from here, which, by the way, they gave
me the crappy seats. I'm all the way in the
Alpha I saw you. See. Yeah, I take care with
phil later because I'm breaking to my boys, I'm like, yo, yo,
I'm like, now we're on the first baseline. I get
there like we're two thirty five, dude, I'm back back
in the day. So we're the We're the official Philadelphia

(10:36):
Phillies radio station. And back in the day, the owner
would give us tickets and dude, it was like not kidding,
like maybe three or four rows up on the first
base side. Really, now you could touch the fanatic man
he's up there dancing. Remember me and you were at
the National League Championship. Well then when they lost and
got bounced out of it, you and I were there, Yeah,

(10:57):
we were there. We were there. I remember I wasn't drinking
and we couldn't find coffee. Okay, because I have know
what I'm gonna turn this into it, know what, I'm
gonna turn this into a Phillies break because I got
a lot to talk about for the Phillies. So I
go on, we are the official Philadelphia Phillies radio station.
Everybody stay home listening to the games. Right here, This
is where you want to be. So I call my boys.

(11:18):
So we go on about the Phillies a little bit.
You're like, all right, man, Like I worked in radio,
I can make some stuff happen. I had to remember
that because I went to the Phillies game with you.
I only brought my ID in cash. Right, you couldn't
pay for anything in the stadium unless it was all card. Yeah,
so you're running trying to grab coffee, dude, except except
the guys with the beer things on their head, they

(11:41):
take cash. They do. They still take cash. Well, I'm
looking for I'm looking for a pencil and popcorn. Man.
Me and you, dude, I remember we went to that
National League championship game and uh and you were like
you you I brought I don't yeah, I don't think
you brought a credit card. And You're like, I'm gonna
grab park and I'm like cool, but you had cash.

(12:02):
And they're like even parking, They're like, yeah, no, man,
it's all card. We don't say cash. It's all it's
all card. Now, dude, remember back in the day, like
it was some like scuzzy guy who would just take cash.
And I'm sure he didn't even I mean you parked
on a front lawn. Well, I don't know how you
scalp tickets anymore. I mean that's gotta be. Then then
I see this and like walking in I see like

(12:24):
the pretzel people. Yeah, watching a shopping car. Listen, like
they bring pretzels in here. I want to be the
first one in the bag because you never just no
one uses a fork with one pretzel and pulls with
the other one. I'm watching this woman out of her mind.
She's buying pretzels. She's now holding the one rack of
pretzels in one hand, pulling the other pretzel with the other.
I was like, you think those hands are washed. No,

(12:45):
this is just filping nasty people. Now the now, the
the warm weather does bring out the short shorts. I
gotta be be honest. That was pretty cool. Yeah, today,
I lot of good looking girls there. And now you're
a single guy. Your wife's in Albuquerque. So now that's
what's the rule that different time? Yeah, out of different
zip codes? So yeah, she's out of the zip code.

(13:05):
So now you are free to do whatever you want.
I can bang hose if they're in different zip codes.
I think some poet wrote that years ago. Some with
one body who does well for himself, the other two
not so much. Right, But one of the other two
decides he wants to buy around. So I'm like, here's
what he's what I do? I can imagine what that.

(13:27):
I don't expect her, right, So I get I go
to the I get up from the seat. I'm like Hey,
I'm getting a drink. Does anybody want anything? And one
guy is like, I'll pay. I was like, well, then
come with me, man, that's awesome. I don't need you
to pay for it. So he comes out there, this guy,
he gets We get four drinks. Okay, all right, can
I okay? Can I can? I can? I I'll tell
you what we got? Can I hold? Give me, give me,
give me what you got? Okay? So I get a

(13:47):
bud light from my one guy. He was a guy
to knock out a girl, a bunch of kids and
all that and not married that guy. So he has
a bud light. Yeah, yeah, he has he has a
bud light. Right, So then the other guy gets an
I p a. That's a guy does well for himself. No,
I noticed what guy? What guy does well for him?
You probably haven't met, doesn't he doesn't hang in your circle? Okay?

(14:10):
So so I'm looking for something refreshing. Okay, So they
got it looked like a spiked tea. It's called a
hoop t hoopty hoopy. Yeah, so we get two of those.
What do you think are rand this port? Okay? It's okay,
So you before you make a bud light. Yeah, two
hoop tees and an I p A an I p A,

(14:30):
which is stupid to buy and to hoop teas. Yeah,
hoop tease. I man, it was nice. It was refreshing,
nice and cold. I'm gonna say sixty five good higher.
We'll play a game. Play the game all day, Gone higher,
seventy five dollars, about seventy four bucks man, and then

(14:53):
they ask you for a tip. Yes, yes, So it's nuts.
So this guy shocked anyway, he probably spent every I
don't know, I don't know what he does for a living.
So he's ready to put it out there. So he
put his card in there, and then there's a thing
that says tip and twenty twenty five percent. So he's
trying to smash the no tip but it's not working.
So now she has to look over and now she's

(15:14):
now she she has to smash the no tip button
and he's not this it was awkward. I was like,
I just about give me my hooped man, I'm out
here to seventy five dollars for the How was the
round t? It was good man, it was fine, but dude,
it's crazy, man, it's crazy. The prices they charged. That's
that's for sixty four dollars. Man, you're not even trying. Now.

(15:35):
This came out too like they released the prices. I
don't think Chickens and Pizza advertisers here, did they? Anyway?
I don't know it's out there. Crash is brought to
you by a Chicken and Piece. I'll say what they think.
So I don't think Chicken PiZZ has an advertising here.
So they released the prices for the for the football
games coming up, but Chickens and Peace probably the same
for the ball game. The seventeen dollars for chicken cutlets,

(15:58):
it's seven fifty four water, six dollars for cheese. You
get the fries. You got to spend six more dollars
for cheese. That they're out of their mind. My sandwiches
before we in the parking lot, dude, and that was it.
I didn't even eat there, dude. My wife is in
the studio right Uh, I'm behind the curtain. This show

(16:18):
is not live, it's pre recorded, so it is so
my wife is in the studio. Her mom goes to
this place called fed what's Federal donuts? Federal Donuts? Yeah, dude,
I'm not kidding.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
Not only is it super expensive, but we went We
had like semi season tickets to the Phillies a couple
of seasons ago.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
And my father in law he gets to the game
like we get in, I don't know, second inning, the
line is so long. He doesn't come back to where
we are until the seventh inning. He missed five innings
because she wanted to go to Federal Donuts. If you
know you got a demand for the donuts, can't you
pre make those better? Dolotives? Chicken? It's fried chicken? Right?

Speaker 4 (17:05):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Is it donuts or chicken? Baby? You gotta get you
gotta get up on the mic. You get on the microphone.
Let's talk a little bit. Let's talk about this Federal chicken.
Go ahead, you gotta get up on the microphone. There
swinging around there. You can sit three. Yeah, So it's
chicken and donuts, chicken and close. Get up on that microphone.
You talk, you talk loud to don't overmodulate.

Speaker 8 (17:29):
Different from yelling at the radio at home when you're
on my nerves.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
So, dude, Federal Donuts, and you know what these dumb
borlds do. We get there and they wait to eat
until we're inside do you know what that cost? Dude?
And then and then they're gonna get and then and
then it's like, well, we're gonna take our little guy
to the souvenir shop and then we're gonna get him
the ice cream in the little in the little Phillies helmet.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
It literally because it's.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Six hundred dollars out the door. Yeah, it's a lot.
It's on a family afford to go to a baseball game. Man,
I can't even do it. I can't do that. It's nuts. No,
some flower seeds walk.

Speaker 8 (18:07):
Into the Missen and I got We had two burgers,
two fries. He had whatever drink he had. I had
a beer and it was like seventy eight bucks.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
It's ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Nuts for four drinks for seventy five dollars. Man, you're
not even trying to I did anymore. That's crazy. Uh. Look,
I got a pair of tickets for Rock the Box
at borg God tribute bands all summer long. I did
not do that over the weekend with my wife out
of town.

Speaker 8 (18:34):
By the way, No, you both just talk a good game.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Yeah, I did not know. You didn't sleep with a
rock any boxes over the weekend. You didn't rock another
box now six zero nine six seven seven seven, dial
up right now. It's tribute fans at borg God. We'll
give you a season pass if you dial up right now.
We get back. We'll do some rock news and you're
not done, by the way, Scotty Rock. Here's some rock

(19:10):
news for you. Do you know Fred Durst from lymp Biscuit.
It's a shame, man, because I'd like to see him,
but he looks like an old gyle state. He's talking
about the Milki, you know. Yeah, let's and we're gonna
break stuff right His ex wife, Fred Durst from lymp Biscuit.
His ex wife is auctioning off her dress from their
wedding on eBay. eBay is still a thing. This is

(19:34):
really much to play st a thing. She could put
it on her porch if someone could come pick it up.
On Facebook, she's selling the vera vera vera vira, vera
vera wang. Oh that's a good one. Yeah, vera wang, yep,
vera wang.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
The wedding dress on eBay for six thousand, nine hundred
and sixteen dollars. How much six thousand, nine hundred and
sixteen dollars. That's not terrible, that's I think that's a
lower level vera.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
Wang about vera Wang? Is that? Is that good? They
filed for divorce in September of twenty eighteen, just shy
of their seventh anniversary. Jimmy Page has settled the lawsuit
invotting led Zeppelins Dazed and Confused, which was filed back

(20:23):
in May. I guess the songwriter said, hey, dude, like,
do you like? I guess there was a documentary, a
led Zeppelin documentary that came out, yeah, and in it
they used the song and he was like, hey, like,
I wrote part of that song and you used it

(20:44):
in the movie and I didn't get compensated for it.
And so now Jimmy Page has settled that lawsuit. So
I got that's all done now, dude, honestly, do you okay?
No one's listener right right, and me and you are
in the room to go. Led Zeppelin overrated, yeah, dude,

(21:07):
not a not a not a great band. Yeah, Like,
I don't know much about it. I mean I got
some I don't die and is what they are. I'll
put them up with a C d C. I think
they're overrated. Whoa yeah, you know the band you ever
hear the group of the band. Okay, they had like

(21:28):
two hits. No, I got it in my h my
Columbia house. I got the band greatest hit my dad.
Didn't your dad get the band's greatest hits? I had?
I had twenty of them, right, I had twenty for
a penny. My dad ended up picking something out and
what was the band greatest hits? Which is which is,
by the way, a bomb of an album, but cost

(21:49):
me a penny? A CDC? H do you know? Do
you know? Well, I'm just a when it comes to
a CDC. You wouldn't know because you didn't come to
my wedding in Mexico, right like you blew it off. Yeah,
we walked out. We walked out to a CDC. That's
pretty cool. Back Thunderstruck, Oh, Back in Black would have

(22:11):
been a good one too. Roger Dawtry is accusing Zach Starkey,
which is Ringo Starr's son who was the drummer for
thirty years for the Who. He's accusing him of character
assassination after they fired Zach Starkey. But it was Roger
who fired Zack. Did he just added Kate Why to

(22:31):
the end of his name. It's Ringo Starr, but his
son is Zach stark Well Ringo, that's not ring Ringo,
star is not. Neither name is real, bade him up.
Starky is the real name. Okay. Uh.

Speaker 5 (22:45):
And so Zach great drummer, drummed for The Who for
thirty years, the longest drummer they've ever had, and they
fired him out of nowhere, and Pete Townsend even came
out and said, I out of this.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
I'm not making any of this decisions. Roger made this decision.
And Zach came out and said, I don't know why
they fired me, like I don't have any idea why
they fired me. And now Roger is saying that Zach
is character assassinating him. So he got fired and then
he re hired him, and you're saying he's fired again. Okay.

(23:19):
So so dude, you talk about a bad month. So
Zach is boyfriend is what it sounds like. Zach Starkey,
the drummer for the Who, gets fired, okay. And then
there's a lot of backlash because like, why did you
fire him? Like there's no reason. So a week later
he gets rehired by The Who. In the meantime, the

(23:40):
band that he had worked for for years.

Speaker 5 (23:43):
Oasis decided they're going to go back out on tour
and do this massive arena tour. Well, he got rehired
by the Who, so he couldn't go drum for Oasis.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Okay, then so then the Who fire again. So now
he's back with Oasis. No what the Oasis and hired
another drumah my god, So now he's out on his head.

Speaker 5 (24:08):
He's just he's just unemployed. Poor ebt, dead ass. There
you go, some rock news for you.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
This is the story of the one Well Lunch point
seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station, and the z X
morning show. The day has finally come where your wife
is in the studio. I was so excited. So, I
mean we got to get both of them in behind
the curtain. Uh we this is not a live show,

(24:37):
it's it's Sunday afternoon. Yeah. You real job to do
to that. Yeah. Yeah, she's actual work and makes real money.
And you have to go and fly to Albuquerque, the
world's worst city. Yeah, I've already seen pictures. Yeah, I'll
be on a plane today. So I was like I
said to my wife, I said, you yell and scream

(24:57):
all the time about Joe and I all right, and
you do the talkbacks. Don't talk yet, hold on and
so uh this is my world now, like and so
uh so uh she goes and does the talkbacks. If
you go to the iHeartRadio app search w z XL,

(25:21):
hit a red microphone button, you can send us a talkback.
She sends talkbacks all the time, yelling and screaming about
stuff that I say. So in studio. Now is my
beautiful and wonderful white Yeah, I was so excited when
you got out of the car. Now, I know, you
stop listening to the show for a little bit and
you stop at the talkbacks, which you can't do because

(25:43):
everybody loves your talkback when you do a talkback. My wife,
now she's not from this area. She loves like the
inflection of your voice, like how you yeah, it's at
South Philly accent. She loves just the way you talk.
It's the Rocky Balboa Yeah yeah.

Speaker 8 (25:58):
Okay, don't get crazy, and the both use for the
last hour of in baiting me.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
I I know you want myself.

Speaker 8 (26:08):
Talking about her talking about led Zeppelin like he's her
baiting me.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
I know.

Speaker 7 (26:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
So her dad is a big led Zeppelin fan and
I trash led Zeppelin Rocket. He also likes Everlast and
gay bars. He loves but that's a story, dude. He hates.
My father in law is a very I mean, he's
a he's a drink of water. Uh.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
He's like six six five right, six five and uh.
Every time me and him go and we drink a
lot together, I tell the bartender that we're a gay couple.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
And he he hates it. He looks he.

Speaker 8 (26:46):
Doesn't care that you say it. He hates the people
believe it.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Yeah, that's the problem because they're both two good looking guys.
You know. No, actually, Scott, you'd be the bear, right,
I'm the bear. I'm the bear. He's the because he's
the he's what what do they call it. It's the
it's the bear and the it's not the cub whatever.
You're certainly the bear.

Speaker 5 (27:06):
Yeah, yeah, he yeah, Yeah, he's the good looking one
in the couple.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
So what percent of what Scott says? Would you say?
Is not true? Not true?

Speaker 4 (27:16):
So it's not even what you say isn't true.

Speaker 8 (27:19):
It's the way the way you want people to perceive it.
It's it's not it's not what you're saying is a lie.
You just are so dramatic.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
You mean yes, you.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Make it more like I'm give me, give me, okay,
give me an example.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
I don't know, but you make it sound like I'm
miserable and your life is so hard.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
Because I know the real, the real, the way you
guys are together, Like the marriage. I know the marriage
is good. Sometimes he's like, oh, I get that. He
should be blessed to have you in his life. Yeah,
a little too hard. It's like the laundry. I'm like, okay,
the laundry. I get it, and it.

Speaker 8 (28:04):
Will take me sometimes two days, two.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
Days, weeks was three weeks, never three weeks.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Three weeks, laundry sit in the launom for three weeks.
She doesn't let you talk. Go ahead, it will take
me two days.

Speaker 8 (28:17):
But sometimes I'll throw a load of wash him before
I leave for work. I can't do anything with it
until I get home and I put it in the dryer.
Sometimes I don't put it out of the dryer until
the next day. But once it comes out of the dryer, it.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
Gets and.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
I will please.

Speaker 8 (28:30):
Was forty five minutes. I work forty five minutes from home.
It's not like I'm around the corner. I don't have
the freedom that he has.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
I would love you get please Scott, and you get
home and you have I mean, you can't just leave work.
You don't leave it at work. You take it home
with you, and.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
I try not.

Speaker 8 (28:49):
He also likes to complain and say things like she
doesn't even know how to turn a dishwasher on. Come home, okay, dinner,
I'll go and I'll go to load the dishwasher, and
I'll be like, babe, stop, go sit down, I got it.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
Don't worry about it. So it's not like I.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Don't do it. Absolutely good morning.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
You are a good husband.

Speaker 8 (29:05):
But on air you make it like I just don't
do those things from the table.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Never this morning I had to clean everything up.

Speaker 8 (29:16):
I didn't eat this morning, no from the night before,
because I cooked.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
You clean that's your rule, not mine, not mine.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
So you cooked and he should be cleaned up.

Speaker 8 (29:27):
And when I's like to split you through, now I
know you put things on the blackstone, you did, and
that does count as cooking.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
It was more of a joint effort.

Speaker 8 (29:37):
Like every every time I go to clean up, you
always say, babe, go sit down, I got it, babe,
don't worry about to sit down. If I even go
to he's like, just leave.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
Her pants are on fire. You smell that? Do you
smell the smoke? Please? I'm listening. Keep going, Jacquelyn. He's
just he's a lot. I deal with him every day.
God bless you. Thank you more time with Jojo than
I do anyone else that know. Yeah, it's true for
like three hours.

Speaker 8 (30:05):
And that's another problem because then me and Joe Beth
want to get together.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
You two are.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
No, that's a lie. I love hanging out with you guys.
I will text you. The wives have to text together
because he will not.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
Doing that every time I have work out. But how
what was it?

Speaker 8 (30:27):
It was this winter when he just dropped me off
and I stayed with you and Joe bat I'm.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
Good with that.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
You don't have to be fine. Yeah, but him, he
doesn't like to go out. I don't need to hang out.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
Yeah, you stay home. I don't need you to go.
I just need you to drop me off.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
I want to know the real Scott and I can't
find that real Scott in this room. You sit down,
sit down, go sit down. Yeah all right, we get
you back on. Sit down. I'm coming up with some
more questions. See what we do not really serious? Is it?
Look at you? No, she sees now, she sees behind

(31:04):
the curtain like we do. Is nonsense.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
Yeah, I never said it wasn't nonsense. I've never said
it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
There's a little bit of respectability.

Speaker 8 (31:13):
There is a good show. And I tell you about
this often. There's a reason I listen one because I
need to hear what you say.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
I genuinely do. It's not pity at all. It's a
great show. The way you guys feed off of each other.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
It's I didn't like it.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
It's natural. It's it's our gay we're having fun here.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Yeah, And I took her. I took her into the
men's room. I saw that. I took her to the
men's room and she wishally, I go with you. Yeah,
usually you too, but I took her.

Speaker 7 (31:40):
Look.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
I was shocked.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
We get back. We'll do uh some headlines. Conspiracy Corner
one Unch point seven's the XLS out Jerseys Rock station
z XL morning show. In studio we have Gary g

(32:02):
Garcia ac jokes dot Com. We talked conspiracies and Buddha
is back driver driver. I like this. I got bulleted
drive for me now because I'm a little scared. You
know how they met nervous pulled up to the Harlem
right in a limo, and then Gary was playing basketball
with his buddies and he ran into the limousine. And
then that's a lie. You just did the opening the

(32:24):
different strokes. Thank you. He's mister Drummond. That's dude. There
is not remembers that there is not a more racist
opening of a show than Conrad bain Right. Rich Rich
drives the Harlem, opens the door of the limo and says,
you poor black kids, come live with me out better

(32:46):
your life. And he does. He does. What a piece
of garbage he is? It was it's the it's hot
and I play in there. That's what I want, do you?
And do you know the storyline? It was his his
maid who died.

Speaker 9 (33:02):
Yeah, he went and got his maid's kids.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
And I mean, that's a good boss. That's the boss man.

Speaker 9 (33:07):
My boss wouldn't even give me three days when my
kid was born.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
And with the weather on the top bunk, like, come on, man,
why would you put the bed weather on the top bunk? Okay,
let's move on. Monster Monster all right? Is not eating
all right?

Speaker 9 (33:26):
I got one for you, Jojo. You know how I
went to McDonald's a couple of weeks ago. I went
to McDonald's. KFC, Baby, KFC. Did you see the new commercial?
They have a new commercial dog and this thing is
insane Illuminati crazy.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Right, KFC.

Speaker 9 (33:47):
The commercial is some dude right walking along in the woods,
and then like a cult like comes around him. They
all circle him, they pick him up in the air,
and then like he turns into like this chick, and
then a big, big egg drops. Right, It's all very symbolic.
But then here's the crazy part. No, no, no, no, no,

(34:07):
look look it up. Then here's the crazy part. They
come they picked this dude up and bring them into
a lake of gravy. They put him into the gravy
like a baptism, gonna like they're baptizing them. But when
he comes out, he's a chicken. Dude, dude, dude, And
now they have shirts that say KFC human made.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Yes, that's the commercial right there. But the guy he
sees a chicken, he sees a chicken. Chickens looking at him. Okay,
that's the commercial, dude. Creepy, Yeah, it's very creepy, dude.

Speaker 9 (34:47):
And and I think I think what they're telling us,
because you know how I always say they got it.
They gotta tell you what it is they're doing because
in their belief it's a calmer thing, so they have
to let you know.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
So I'm saying it is very cult commercial surrounded by
what's that coconut grove?

Speaker 9 (35:07):
Yes, it's very it's very bohemian growth growth, it's very symbolic.
They make it look like it's a baptism. And then
they dunked the dude in the in.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
The lake of great They're saying they might be making
children out of people. Children.

Speaker 9 (35:23):
Chicken is so good because it's a couple of weeks ago,
and they say people take just like chicken with burgers.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Yes, yes, that's what I'm saying, to serve all the burgers.

Speaker 9 (35:32):
Yes, not enough cows to serve all those burgers.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
It's where the kids are going. The kids are now
being made up into burger patties. That's what That's what
it is.

Speaker 9 (35:41):
Anyways, from the commercial, from the closes the close, the
clothes say human made.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
It doesn't say made by human. I think I'm hungry. No,
here's the thing, you know, we're not gonna be sponsored
by KFC anytime soon noment out the windows.

Speaker 10 (35:58):
I feel like they made this commercial to eventually when
they get caught, they can go, well, we told you
that's what they got to.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Well you brought up before about McDonald's is all the
burgers we serve in the world. There's not enough cows,
there's not enough. How many chickens and how much chicken
we serve chickens in the world, that's a question.

Speaker 9 (36:17):
But I will say I have seen a lot of chickens.
Do you like I have seen you travel on the road.
I've seen places that, like you know, they've filled with magic.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 (36:27):
I've never seen a place filled with Gary enough cows
to make six million burgers a day.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
Gary. Do you want to talk real? I can tell
you because this is what I.

Speaker 9 (36:36):
Supposedly hasn't been real chicken for a long time, which
is why they call a KFC.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
That's so my dad, that's what he did. He worked
in the meat world. He said, you go to these
chicken factories, they're not even chickens anymore. They're just uh,
they only enough heads, they're just and they just eggs,
and they're just lined up little robot chicken. And by

(37:02):
the way, when you go and you pay extra and
it says free range, all that means is they have
to open the door of the factory and then they
can consider it free range. They can't bring something up
real quick. Where get the buffalo wing from buffalo Buffalo's? No? No, no,
yeah buffalo?

Speaker 9 (37:20):
No little baby buffalo. No seen a little baby buffalo.
The buffalo wing was invented a baby buffalo anywhere?

Speaker 3 (37:28):
You know why? By the way, just buffalo.

Speaker 10 (37:35):
It has nothing to do with that. Yeah, you guys
are making all this stuff up. The reason why KFC
is in KFC anymore is because Kentucky is actually owned
as a what do you call it? Yeah, So in
order to not to get out of the in order
to get out of the fees, they call it k Well,
I know you could say that they don't make chicken.

Speaker 9 (37:53):
I don't believe what you're saying, dude, google it. I'm
saying they can't. Why did you just did you.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Just to the buffalo right now? KFC is not chicken.

Speaker 9 (38:04):
Listen you listen. Allegedly, but not allegedly, KFC is not
real chicken eating Three Donald's is baby burgers. Okay, we're advertising.
This is a roomful of morons.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
They have off the trail back to the chicken wing,
so they get the the chicken, the chicken buffalo. Why
is the chicken destroyed at that point with its wing
and leg taking off that we eat it and so small?
But from what he's saying.

Speaker 9 (38:32):
You know they use chickens that they give it to
the legs and arms or whatever, the legs and wings, right,
and then they still keep the body.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Adult chicken is a bigger wing. Look how small the
leg and the wing is that the chicken wing we eat?

Speaker 9 (38:48):
Wasn't that more like like a bird?

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Or I am tapped out at this point? What are
we talking about now? Chicken? Chicken? Where's the wing come from?
Okay a chicken? A chicken? Okay, chiping is that chicken?
Because the wing that I get, the leg is about
two inches big. You're saying buffalo wing buffalo.

Speaker 9 (39:06):
Well the buffalo with buffalo is buffalo babies.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
Man, that's baby. Where are you getting chicken? Stop shopping
at ladles from buffalo? Look you're getting midget chickens? All right? Wait,
I'm sorry, little people. Chick Gary g Garcia, we love you.
Where can people find you?

Speaker 9 (39:22):
Oh, you can find me at a jokes dot com
real quick. Yeah, I don't know what happened, but I'm
just saying, dude, I'm just saying that.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
KFC.

Speaker 9 (39:32):
If you find if you find a finger in your fries,
just know what belongs.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
To Rocky bro didn't grind the child down small life,
It's not okay. Allegedly, you can.

Speaker 9 (39:44):
Find me at ac jokes dot com and you can
find me doing rated g My podcast Rated anyway you get.

Speaker 10 (39:50):
Baby Toes are Delicious dot com, boot to the Comedian
that where can people find boot to the Comedian dot com?

Speaker 3 (39:56):
B U d A the Median dot com. I love
you guys, love you. We back man. We'll do some
trash peace.

Speaker 6 (40:10):
Oh, I love trash anything thirty doty anything, racket rock
or roughing. Yes, love frash.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
There's some trash for you. Martha Stewart apparently does not
like only anybody likes this broad Megan Markle, she's the
girl who she opened up briefcases for it was it
Gilbert Godfrey? What's the Howie Mandel? Yeah? Rights on that
game show? And then she married the redheaded dude who's

(40:49):
in the royal family. Yeah, she had a trashy dad
lived in the trailer now like some like hot shot. Right.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
So Martha Stewart apparently was being in by Gwyneth Paltrow
and kind of was like why Gwyneth Paltrow has a
YouTube channel and like a website, and so Martha Sue
pretty much.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Said that she's just trash. She's just like yeah, like royalty,
like like you're not doing any like you should have
just moved into the castle. Shut her mouth, dude, and
should have been fine. Jason Momoa, you know who he is.
He's Aquaman. Yeah, he's Aquaman.

Speaker 5 (41:33):
He's gonna be uh Lobo in the DC universe now,
which is like the Wolverine version.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Oh my god, why are they changing Aquaman? I guess
I do such a way. He shaved his beard to
be in Dune Part three? Is this real? Because I
saw a picture on uh I don't know, no's this
is why men have beards and it showed a picture
I thought they took the beard off, like I don't

(42:00):
know some uh you know whatever. AI took the beard off.
She could see it doesn't look good. He shaved it all.
But he's going to be in Dune Part three I
think he was in Dune Part two. Does it do
seem like a movie you'd want to have a beard in?
Probably right, Like it's like it's like acalyptic. Yeah, you're
in the desert. So he's the only one to shaved
at the end of the Queen, he's the only one

(42:21):
has a razor clean shaven. Kamala Harris is going to
write a book about the twenty twenty four presidential run.
I know you're excited for that. You're a big Kamala
Harris fan. She can read or write or see what
comes out.

Speaker 5 (42:35):
Uh, dude, this is sad man. And now it makes
sense because he looked frail and everything like that.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
Hook Hogan. You know he passed away last week, two
weeks ago something like that, and had leukemia. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (42:51):
Uh, and hid it from everybody. You know, he died
from a heart attack. But but yeah, it was battling
leukemia for the last like five or six years.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
It's crazy, dude. A lot of celebrities do that. Norm MacDonald,
my favorite comedian in the world, hit it for ten
years that he had he had cancer. Well, the guy
from Wakanda, he did it too, dude. Yeah, yeah, Black
Panther yeah, he he He was a healthy dude. Man,
it was a great shape. Because a big thing is

(43:22):
you can't get hired.

Speaker 5 (43:25):
So when a production company hires you for a movie role,
they have taken insurance policy out on you.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
And if you're sick or ill, they they can't hire you.
And so it might not a hired Black Panther because
they did all these Marvel movies and they gonna switch
it up.

Speaker 5 (43:42):
Yeah, man, And I mean and that dude, I mean,
he could still be rolling. They're still doing you know,
he would be doing Black Panther nine.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
Right.

Speaker 5 (43:49):
Oh uh, it's a it's a shame. So yeah, So
o'kogan was dealing. That wasn't the thing that killed him.
He died from a heart attack, but he was dealing
with leukemia.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Uh. Connor McGregor, we'll wrap it up with this. Uh,
I guess he was sued for sexual assault in over
in England. I'm not shocked to that at all. And
he lost the appeal. He tried to appeal it and
they said no. So shocking.

Speaker 5 (44:15):
Yeah, uh might be one of the world's worst actors.
He was in the remake of Roadhouse and he dude,
it was he was horrifically.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
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Speaker 5 (44:39):
You search w ZXL Ya make us are a number
one pre set. All right, So in studio we are
pre recording from Monday morning.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
My wife is here. Uh so hop up on the
microphone because I want to. I want to bring you
up now, Jojo, I'm gonna ask my wife, okay, okay,
we're gonna put her on the spot. I wish I
had questions prepared, like what's your favorite color? Like what
you knew about each other? Uh? What's her favorite color?

(45:11):
Scott green? Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, you got to
talk to the microphone. She got it. Apparently her favorite
color is not a microphone. What's your what's Jacquelin's favorite song?
Right now? Oh? That's easy, I know that one.

Speaker 8 (45:25):
That's your Pony Club. That's what he wanted to name
the garage she wants because I want to get a
knee on sign and he wants to name it the Pink.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
Pony Love that okay, all right? So I'm going to
ask my wife, my beautiful, my beautiful young wife. She's
she's so much younger than me. I'm going to ask
her some questions. How many years do you have on her?
I have seven and a half of my wife.

Speaker 8 (45:50):
He acts like it's four. But he acts like he's
like fifteen years older than Okay.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
He's not that he's an old soul though he is. Yeah,
he's like you, you like to go out and have fun.
He doesn't. Both can s M D. So, how am
I my beautiful wife? Wonderful person, talented? Successful? He'd be

(46:17):
saying she should be saying these things right now. You
would think that she would say to me, how am
I has a lover? Oh? Wow? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,
because I hear stories? What kind of stories I hear stories?
I mean I turn now now almost I won't get
into it. But he tells me stories about, you know,

(46:38):
crushing and all that. Because we're talking here, do I
crush it?

Speaker 4 (46:42):
We have fun?

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Okay? Yeah, you have fun?

Speaker 4 (46:44):
We have fun?

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Okay? Is there anything like embarrassing that he does that
I'd like to know about, Like he's like, he's not
wearing masks or anything? Is he no? Okay, no, he'd
like to be tired. Why don't she ever do the
wax on the back and stuff? Okay, no, she does
not shave my back. Does he like to be called
a name?

Speaker 4 (47:04):
No, I don't think so not.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
I like to Susan in the bedroom or something. But
you know, no, that's her mom's name, which is really
the shield on.

Speaker 5 (47:17):
But but she makes fun of me because I'll wear
a shirt with no pants and she calls me Winnie
the poop.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
Okay, I've seen that look before because we've stayed in
the hotel room wires T shirt on. I forget who was,
but I remember seeing your bare ass. I can close
my eyes and still picture it.

Speaker 8 (47:38):
He has this red T shirt and me and Abigail
both hated it, like you sold his.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
Nipples threats My daughter was old, it was it.

Speaker 8 (47:46):
Was worn out, and he would wear that. I'd be like,
Winny the poop, if you have to get rid of
the gotcha?

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Yeah? Yeah yeah.

Speaker 8 (47:52):
And then he would get mad at me for calling
on Winnie the pooh. But I mean, you you set
that up.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
I feel like that's an insult you. Now do you
ever take shots on his weight? My wife does it
with me one time. One time she called me fat.
And this is when I was. I was, I was heavy,
heavy set.

Speaker 8 (48:10):
I could tell you where we were standing in the
house and there's a long time ago.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
He was at the bottom and end no so mad.

Speaker 8 (48:19):
We were fighting and I threw his weight out him.
And that was the first and last time I ever
did that.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
Yeah, and so I just went and here is the problem.
When we fight, I have nowhere to go. So I
get in the car and I just usually drive to
the brick house which is in May's Landing. It's a bar.
I guess my house is too far right, you never, like,
what am I going to do? Like be like to
show up with a cooler listen all things? Yeah, yeah,
you know, And then it's that weird thing where like

(48:47):
fifteen twenty minutes later you have to drive back home
and it's that weird like okay, like all right, I
guess we're fining. You walk past her and everything. He's
still live in the same house, you know. Yeah, that
was the only time.

Speaker 5 (48:59):
But and and for a good reason, I was like,
I was noxiously heavy.

Speaker 4 (49:05):
No, I didn't say it because of your actual weight.
I said it because I knew it would bother you.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Yeah, but I don't like to do that.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
That's not that's not our relationships.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
Angry person. Yeah, because we can't help it.

Speaker 8 (49:19):
That because I know how hard you work at that
and then you do struggle with it sometimes. And I
was a jerk for doing that, But in that moment,
I wanted to hurt because I thought he was.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Yeah, when he stops drinking, he slims out, always crazy, always.
He loves that drinking so much. I do, Okay, I
don't like sober Scotty. I don't like sober Scotty real quick. Yeah, good.
I always talk about I want to I want to
start smoking again, and she won't let me. Good. Yeah,

(49:52):
imagine a smoking and drinking Scotty. Awesome Scotty. My wife
would leave me if I started smoking. It's that big
a deal. I would too.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
I don't like Horse number two.

Speaker 8 (50:00):
He'd be alone.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Our our oldest daughter for Father's Day brought me a
pack of cigarettes as a joke. That's tempting though, like
my kids giving me wings. Like, I'm definitely gonna go out,
there's no doubt about it. But I will be honest.

Speaker 5 (50:19):
I have never I could cheat and smoke a cigarette
when she's not around Mello.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
I've never I've never got done. I could come home
from a bar. My wife could tell me exac she's doing.
She's opening up a state side, which she can. It's
Sunday afternoons, whenever you want. Yeah, by the time you
hear this, I'll probably be halfway to Dallas and an airplane. Yeah.
Once again, this is pre recorded because Joe was on
a plane the Albu can't wait. He's gonna get Native Americans.

(50:46):
And you're a week job. You're at your job. I love,
and I'm at home vacuuming.

Speaker 8 (50:53):
Now, don't don't clean a lot or no, because he's
cleaner of the house hundred But again, this is when
he goes on air and talks about how he cleans,
and he does this. He's in the house more than I.
So even when I come home and I'm like, what
did I where?

Speaker 3 (51:08):
Did? I tell you? I will? And I talk about
it all the time about today.

Speaker 8 (51:12):
I wanted to wake up and have a cleaning party.
I had washed to do things that I wanted to
get done because that's what I could do on the weekend.
What did he say, let's go to brunch this morning?
I planned on having a clean and party. What did
he say, come to the station with me?

Speaker 4 (51:24):
So it's not that I it's he's just there.

Speaker 8 (51:28):
More so by the time I'm lucky, by the time
I get home, it's all done.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
It's there's nothing we should do that. We're home for
like six hours, and I like, it doesn't make any sense.
She cleans our bedroom constantly, her closet and everything, and
it never gets cleaner. Now they could throw bags of
clothes away get cleaner. It doesn't make a dent.

Speaker 8 (51:49):
Have we ever left the house? Have I ever walked
down the stairs? Have you ever not liked my appearance?
Have you ever not liked my Elfhoe?

Speaker 3 (51:57):
She walks down the stairs like it's that movie from
the nine. He's like, pretty woman, you won't the hooker?
She's all that's so, And it was like Pence none
the richer like the songs play. Doesn't like that because
he just wears like, I don't know, basketball shorts and
she has.

Speaker 8 (52:15):
Such nice clothes and him I love going on vacation
because he actually dresses nice.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
Va, you don't you got to Tommy Bahama shirt on?
I did see, didn't How.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
About when we were in Nashville.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
You look every day right enough enough. It doesn't respect
me enough to wear anything nice enough.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Although I am I am, like in the T shirt today,
I am Eagles.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
Super Bowl T shirt on. All right, look I love you,
my love. Uh we get back. We're gonna do a
thing called do you think you have a bed? You
think you've got it bead? I don't don't thing. We

(53:00):
have a band. The state of Florida has seen okay,
I don't even okay, let's just laid it out. Is
that a big word word?

Speaker 5 (53:12):
It's just it's a lot of it's dumb stuff. The
state of Florida has seen its Smoky Bear for as
signs go missing. It turns out an unidentified man has
been traveling from Orlando to Pensacola, stealing signs and then
selling them on Facebook for nineteen hundred dollars apiece.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
Smoky Bear signs in Florida. This is what we did
as a kid. Like as a kid, this is we
would go and steal street signs. Who's paying that money
for him? Nineteen hundred dollars apiece? Come on, man, I
went in on that. Yeah, I guess there's bears in Florida.
Who knew no bear now because the signs are going, well,

(53:54):
oh oh, it's probably not bear. It's the smoke bear
telling you about not the thiers got yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that kind of thing.

Speaker 5 (54:07):
Last August, Eric Kahan made a faithful mistake of screaming
when a wild bat landed on her face the Grand Canyon.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
It flew in her mouth. The bat did Yeah, the
bat thought it was a cave and flew in her mouth.
How big was her mouth? Oh?

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (54:26):
Though she didn't believe she had been bitten, her dad
advised her to go to the hospital.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
Uh. She was uninsured at the time. Waited a couple
of days.

Speaker 5 (54:36):
Uh, and then once she got insured, she went and
met with a doctor and she had guess.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
What, she turned into a vampire? Rabies. Oh yeah, I
can't lose. Things are filthy creatures, man, They're rats with wings. Dude,
They're crazy.

Speaker 5 (54:52):
We have a tree, uh in the front of our house,
and uh, it like there's bats there all the at night.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Well, I mean like when we get up to go
to work, right, it's like three am. I mean me
and you because we sleep in the same bed. I'm like, Scott,
I think I think I saw a bat I walk outside,
you the garage door kind of throws them off and
they start flying out and they're blind too. And it's
weird because then Eddie Munster comes up in Hawaii. Nearly

(55:22):
he wasn't the bad it was the Grandpa. Well well, yeah,
well Eddie turned into the bed the werewolf. We had
him in the studio. Remember to correct you there, But yeah,
Eddie was the werewolf. Grandpa was the vamp. What was
the name of the pet, Come on, man, No, I
think that was the Adams family. It was Spot Spot

(55:44):
the dragon, the dragon is there, the spot God. Okay,
what was their address? I know because it's your password
to everything. It don't say mocking Bird Lane. In Hawaii,
roughly six hundred cruise passengers were left behind after a
tsunami warning. But we talked about this last week, so

(56:07):
I guess. I guess. The cruise line was supposed to
pick up a bunch of passengers, six hundred people, and
because of the tsunami warning, they were like, Nope, we're
not gonna pick you up. And they were left stranded. Wow. Yeah,
they get out there, look for purses and stuff, and
they just leave them there. Yeah, and that nothing came
of that, right, sona MEI nothing really got destroyed. I

(56:28):
was looking for Hawaii to get one, like, I don't
really anything. There was no damage, not that I saw. Right.
It was that big earthquake off Russia. Yeah, it was
probably government driven. OPA just came in and swooped up
on a bunch of land. Yeah, it's all, it's all.
It's all conspiracy.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
There you go for those people, the bad you not
so much. Xl mois show. So I had to jump
on a plane today. Yeah. Now I'm claustrophobics. So I
don't like to be inside a plane. I like when
the when the plane door closes, I have to talk
myself out of being that guy that went to try
and grabbed the handle, like seriously and open it up.
I'm scared to get the planes. I hate them. Me

(57:03):
and you have flown together. Yeah. Uh and the most
of you were on Xanax. You were out of your
mind luckily. Yeah you gave me yeah good stuff, like
it's probably way illegal. Yeah yeah, my buddy actually called
that in and yeah I probably shouldn't have gotten that.

Speaker 10 (57:18):
Man.

Speaker 5 (57:18):
You were like here, like there was a time in
my life where I got scared of flying. And I
don't know where that happened from. I don't know if
it was just like reality of life and I had
kids and stuff like that, and me and you flew
to Mexico for eight days for no reason.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
Yeah, but you also had a lot of beer in
you too, So it was the zonax and it was
it was I was, I was freaking out and You're like, here,
take this, and I didn't ask any questions. Yeah, and
I just took it.

Speaker 9 (57:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
And then I drank twelve modellos. That'll do it too, Yeah,
And I lost the day of my life. Like I like,
I'm jealous of my kids, Like they flew off my wife.
It was a disaster by the way, like layover her plane. Uh,
the flag got canceled. She was like sitting was super
almost twelve hours to get got hit by as soon
it was a this answer, she's dealing with the kids.

(58:05):
But I'm jealous of my kids, like they have no fear,
Like I like, I don't know what it is because
I know that plane could go down, hit the building.
It's happened before.

Speaker 5 (58:13):
What's crazy is I don't have any fear now? Like
it was this weird moment in time in my life
that I like was scared of flying. But my wife,
who's here in the studio with us, we've been on
flights where we were going to die, like like like
not kidding, not kidding, the plane went sideways.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
Yeah, kids were afraid to after that, like yeah, like everybody.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
We don't know. It was nuts, it was crazy. And
that didn't even bother me.

Speaker 8 (58:46):
But me, we're all having anxiety attacks. And he slept
where I'm shaking him, and I'm like, we're all going down.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
Up, And I couldn't. I could imagine I would be
that guy where I hit my head against the wall
as hard as I can. But then me and you
go on this stupid Mexico trip awsome and yeah, you
lost the whole day you're life. I lost the whole
day of my life because you gave me zama. Yeah,
but you weren't nervous though, were you. I'll tell you what, man,
those zannies, they will knock you out. Yeah. It's not

(59:15):
even being now, it's not even being afraid just for
the plane ride. It's just dealing with the cancelation. I
don't know, a man, there's a good chance they're going
to be stuck, and they did nothing to help my wife.
Like they're moving they actually they have you buy the
balls the airline, And I'm not kidding. You're lucky to
get where you're going. I met so Atlantic City Airport.
Love it or hate it it, It is fantastic because

(59:38):
I met my wife in Miami a couple of years
ago and they were already down in Miami and I'm
taking a flight down there. Dude, I think my flight
was seven forty five am. I left my house at
seven twenty. Right, it's I walks in the girl. I
don't even girl check my idea. She's like, you're with

(59:59):
your car right on the tarmac.

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
I drove up.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
I drove up to the plane and just got in.
Oh and then when I get there, when I finally
reach my destination, I'm in Albuquerque, New Mexico for the week. Everybody,
So that's gonna be a great time. Yeah, I don't
get me started. Man doing a favorite for the white
do you? I gotta do it.

Speaker 6 (01:00:15):
Her.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
Her family's all gonna die soon anyway. I don't know. No, no,
I'm not your sister, but the mom and dad don't
have a lot of time left. So I don't know.
You keep saying that it's pretty bad. I'll show you pictures. Uh,
hey for thank you for your calls today. Always welcome
on the show, glare when you're all part of it.
Stay there, we'll kick off that rock block. It is
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(01:00:35):
with the ZXL Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:00:36):
H you're smiling when you're smiling, smiling, smiles with you,
and when you're eleven, the sun comes shining through.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
When you're crying, you bring along their end?

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
Stop stop? Won't you where the smiling where? Smiling? Keep
on smiling, smile. I'm smiling, dropping out, man, I know
you guys are awesome.

Speaker 8 (01:01:11):
My love looking to you guys on my way to
work in.

Speaker 10 (01:01:13):
Rad She's like, ah yeah, warming up, Chip and I'm like,
I'm about there.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
We're rocking. Hey, thank you you shot to the best?
How you yeah? Keep me laughing? Man, you guys are great.
Good morning guys, hilario. Let's sake, Oh god, is it
my radio or are you only broadcasting?

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
And mana I get him the hell out of here
with you growing out.

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I listened.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
To this man getting up in the morning doesn't suck anymore.

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