MONDAY 9-29-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
In a world of job mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
And stand above all the rest.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
And this show, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Hey homie, what's happening to me? Good morning? What's going on?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
So?

Speaker 4 (00:45):
An old guy says this to me this morning at
Wow Wow while he's holding the door. Okay, Oh no, no,
I'm holding the door because I made eye contact with
the guy. I'm like, okay, I gotta hold the door
for So I hold the door for this older guy.
He says, thank you. Your mom would be now, I'm
fifty one years old. Isn't that something you say to
a child. Your mom would be proud?

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Well, how old? Okay, but you gotta a little older.
He was older than me. Okay, yeah, he was like
the seventies.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
I don't know. I always the same. I don't know,
you know, I mean because he's older. Maybe that's that's
an okay line. I don't I wouldn't be insulted by
that about this. You don't know nothing about my mom?
How about that. What if I hate him? I can't.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
I don't really get along with her much. But like,
I don't know, what if my mom died. What if
my my mom was murdered, like in an alley somewhere,
her purse was getting robbed. Yeah, like what I gut
you're bringing that up. Well that's she would have been proud, dude,
But she's dead. She was murdered.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah. Yeah, like like I'm coming from her funeral. Yeah,
I even Yeah, what if I just got back from
my mom's funeral last night? Is that is dangerous, man,
because I I do you know, have talked to people
where they go out on a limb and say things
and you're like, oh, you're swinging for the fences, man,
because what if that goes, you know, the wrong way? Yeah,

(02:04):
bring up mom or dad? You don't know what kind
of relationship we had, don't have or something like that.
My mom stole a lot of money from me. I
don't know, man, you don't know. Yeah, he's like, your
dad would be proud, and I'm like, I don't know.
He's been dead for fifteen years. That's a shame. It
was very nice in a casket. Yeah, I'm like if
I was a kid, I'd be like, yeah, your mom
would be proud. Look you're holding the door. I'm like yeah,
but I'm fifty one. I'm an adult. I should know better.

(02:26):
I should know to hold the doorman somebody. Yeah, I
just thought it was an odd thing to come at
me with. That's I'm an orphan. How about that? I
know what? I never knew my mother. She was taken
from it.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
My mom know what? My mom died when I was
being born. That's out of the womb.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
That's one of the things where and I've watched this
go wrong where somebody asks a lady if they're pregnant, like, oh,
like how many weeks? And the woman's like, hey, yeah,
I'm not pregnant. You know how many weeks have you
been eating? This is terribly Yeah, that's that's dating. Can
I touch your belly? Sure, but I'm not pregnant. You

(03:03):
better know.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Damn well you better see a foot coming out of
her stomach, dude kicking through to be like no what
there's something alive in them? Hey everybody, it is Monday,
brand new week, and we will find a ZXL workforce
employee the day today.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, tickets go see Yes at the hard Rock. We'll
have tickets. Go see Yes at the hard Rock. Coming
up just a little bit.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
It is one hundred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock
station and the ZXL Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Good morning, everybody doing live. I can go all rite
it and we'll do it live and things sucks. I'm scotting.
Good morning. He's some news for you, sad news. On
a Monday morning. A gunman drove his truck into a
Michigan church yesterday where hundreds were worshiping, shooting church members

(03:52):
before setting the building on fire. At least four people
were killed and eight others were injured in the shooting.
The gunman was then killed in a shootout with police.
Usually it's one of the three.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Either you light it on fire, or you drive your
car through it, or you sho but you drive through it,
then get out, then start shooting, and then light it
on fire.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Sits like a lot. Dude. I got a buddy who
he was retired, you know, retired firefighter. He now has
a second career and this is so it's so sad
he has to do this. He does security for churches. Dude,
there ought to be that, and why we don't have
retired military guys or retired cops just standing outside of

(04:35):
a school man protecting the school. That's what it is.
So that's what at least my school district that they
hire retired cops. Love man. Yeah, because the one cop
my son's elementary school, it was the guy who arrested
our transgender friend. Wow, look how far he's come. Yeah,

(04:56):
so he retired. Yeah, he retired because he had to
arrest of transgender at fest who was swimming. And then
I think in my son's elementary school, like like his
kindergarten school, the retired cop arrested me once arrested you, yep, wow, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. The body of a stowaway has been found

(05:17):
in the landing gear of an American Airlines flight from
Europe after it arrived in Charlotte over the weekend. Maintenance
staff found the body shortly after nine am on Sunday
while servicing the aircraft at the airport. They pronounced the
individual dead at the scene. Oh my god. Yeah, I think,
oh my god, that's all. Well. I guessing the gear.

(05:41):
I think the like either the sometimes into the gear.
Sometimes they get into where the luggage is. But that's
not pressurized. So you get up there, dude, and and
I think it's game over? And where was he coming
from Europe to Charlotte? Was it that bad in Europe?
And you're stuck in a let you gave it, Get
on the place, pie, buy a ticket. It happens, It

(06:02):
happens quite a bit. Burglars smashed through a wall at
MNS Produce in Delhi in Ankobra Township over the weekend
stole a safe that had about thirteen thousand in cash
in It had to be an inside job. The overnight
break in caused thousands of dollars in damage. The owner
said he believes the burglar got through a whole, disabled

(06:22):
the security system and let others through the back door.
They said the robbers cut the power and fled the
scene and took the camera, servers and a large sum
of cash. That's news. What about sports Eagles? They beat
the Bucks yesterday thirty one to twenty five. Shout out
to your New York Giants. How about that? But looking good?

(06:42):
They got the kid out there playing quarterback. But then
you lose your loser receiver. Yeah, we had to sacrifice
one for the win. Is some neighbors that need to
look like it's shredded. I don't think anybody thought the
Giants were going to take down the Chargers. Now, I
tell you what, though, that they have to do something.
They should all be grass fields. This turf at MetLife

(07:03):
seems to wreck all. It's very similar to turf. It's
it doesn't give like we should be playing it all
on grass. Absolutely. Jets, Miami, Denver, Cincinnati tonight for Monday
Night Football and Phillies. That's a wrap. The finished up
the season beating the Twins to to one, So now

(07:23):
they got some time off before starting the playoffs. But
I believe tomorrow the playoffs will start. You have the
I don't know the Division series or whatever. I don't
know what it is. You'll have that. So there you go.
That's news that's going.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
Clouds today, Hip to seventy six, cloudy tonight, over sixty
three tomorrow for your Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Clouds again, and I up to seventies. And if you're
a Mets fan, yeah sorry, that's tough, man. Yeah dude,
do you guys like the best team in baseball for
a while and didn't even make the playoffs. He just
had to win yesterday and they were in yeah, I
don't know. That's bad. It's tough.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
It's a sixty five outside right now. When Hunch point
sevens the EXL South Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Show,
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Speaker 1 (08:09):
Okay, so my wife is gonna get a wake up
calling about fifteen minutes. And here's why. Oh boy, so
when I've had seen that's pretty early six thirty. It's
supposed to be six thirty. That's why I do that
with my son every day, so he gets uh, he
gets up for school.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
Now I'm gonna do that with my wife. Why, I
don't know what you know. I know why because I've
heard her sleep through alarms on the weekend. Three four
alarm Like not kidding, three four alarms, but they're like
wind chimes. Where to me, if I'm sleeping, it's like peaceful,
It's like it's a breeze blown with through a wind chime.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
I need an alarm. Time to take people behind the scenes. Friday,
we were not in the studio. We were pre recorded, right,
and so I'm home, I'm watching everything happen in my
house in the morning. My little guy supposed to get
up at six thirty. So I get up all right,

(08:59):
I'm at like, I don't know five am. So I
go six thirty, Hey bud gotta get up? Uh uh okay.
Ten minutes later, hey bud gotta get up?

Speaker 3 (09:10):
You know?

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Okay, ye, I'm up bout bah? What time is this?
So now it's six we start at six thirty. Now
it's six forty six forty five. I'm like, dude, but
I'm looking at my wife and I go, what do
you do? You heard you should be up to? Like
this is this is what happens every day. I give
credit to my kids. So uh so my schedule on

(09:33):
Friday was six thirty. I get them up, don't even
come downstairs, get dressed first, and then come downstairs. So
they come downstairs after their dressed, and they're like, where's
our snacks? It's like, no, no, no, pack your own snacks?
Why am I?

Speaker 4 (09:49):
Why is mom packing your snacks? I'm not packing your stack?
And this is what my wife's on baking, she's on
that vacae, she's on a work thing. They're packing their
own snacks. Then they come over, they make sure they're
uh they're laptop thing is plugged in. Do all that,
and now breakfast is served by seven am. Breakfast is
served now after that. If you want to watch some TV,
that's fine because I've gotten this before just getting up.

(10:12):
What are you guys doing up there watching TV? No,
you don't just get up and watch TV.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Get everything done first. TV is a it's a privilege.
After you get everything done. Friday morning, it's my son's
bus gets there at seven eleven, right, and uh, it's
like seven oh seven and he's still putting his shoes on.
I go, dude, what are you doing? Cutting it close?

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Man?

Speaker 1 (10:35):
I go yeah, I go, dude, this is not this
is this shouldn't happen. I was just tired, okay doing
what What did you do that makes you so tired?
So now my kids love the schedule, and I say, Dad,
I like having breakfast served by seven o'clock. And he
had no problem doing their snacks.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
We wish mom would do this, but we know there's
no way mom's gonna wake up at this time.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
I said no, no, Mom can easily wake up this.
If this you want this to be your schedule, let's
make it happen because my kids are in My kids
want to get up at six thirty so they have
time in the morning. While while this is all happening,
my wife's alarm is going off and she's not waking up.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
And now you gotta wake up the whole house up.
You gotta get everybody ready, dude.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
There's a reason that I love being here in the
morning because I don't want to see this nonsense go down.
So today at six point thirty, my wife should wake up,
start to get the kids up. They don't come downstairs.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
Get dressed, Yeah, brush your teeth, get everything ready, come downstairs.
Breakfast should be served by seven am. Then after that
they got a half hour.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Listen. I remember the meat breakfast. I go, I grab
a cookie. Yeah, we did a egg sandwiches on a bagel.
They like that. It's not badness, that it is not
hard to do. But I remember as a kid too,
I love watching TV before I went to school. But
you got to get everything else done watching TV and
then eat. Sometimes she'll like, she'll be you're making food,
like what seven thirty. Kids gotta get on the bus

(11:55):
at seven fifty. Nobody wants that. Now the kids want
this guy, They want to do this. Wife just has
to make it happen elementary school. My mom would have
to leave early to go. She taught it in another
school district, so she would have to leave. So I
would walk over to my buddy's house and like I
I was pretty self sufficient, you know, getting up, getting

(12:17):
ready for school. So I walk over to his house,
you know, to to wait for the bus. And dude,
the mom is screaming. He's screaming back at the mom.
The terrible way to start. I'm like, this is nuts,
Like it was crazy, Dude, the dad was abusive. Be
a concentrating class. Like I'm just trying to watch the

(12:39):
Today Show. They're just screaming at each other. So the
kids want this, it's up to the white That's not
why the kids don't want The white kids want it.
The wife has to deal with you. Call your wife.
I got to call my little guy. Get this. We
have to do the same call. You want tickets to
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We get back him knock out some rock Joe Joe
and Scottie rock news. Hey, here's some rock news for you.

(13:26):
One of the greatest rock bands ever in the world,
the B fifty two's. They've been eligible for the Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame for over two decades, but
they never get in, which is crazy to me. So
many people have gotten into the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame over the B fifty twos. Fren Schneider, the
lead singer, said, you don't care. He said, we should
have been in twenty years ago. We've influenced other bands,

(13:49):
and other bands have influenced us. But he said, uh, yeah,
I don't know. I don't care. We can roll Hall
of Fame for the B fifty twos. What do you got?
You got love Shack, which, yeah, I get everyone's playing
at the We love Shack. That one album that they
had where love Shack was on. I believe it's called
like a Cosmic Thing or something like that. Dude. That

(14:10):
was a banger of an album they had, Rock Lobster. Oh,
that one I hate. I do like Rome. I don't
mind Rome. Rome's a good one. That's it. Yeah, I mean, dude,
but I mean bands would lesser have gotten in and
I'm sorry. Like love Shack has played at every wedding
right like every every bar, every cover band plays it.

(14:33):
So yeah, I'm shocked that they're not in the Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame. But he said he could
care less. Let's see here. This is scary, man, because
I love kiss Ace freely and I love Ace. He
was hospitalized and I guess he fell in the studio.
These guys are getting old, dude. He was in the
studio working on some stuff and he fell, and so

(14:58):
because of that he had to cancel a bunch of
tour dights. So he he was touring with Quiet Riot
and Vixen. What do he fall on? What do you
trip on? I mean, I guess he could probably tripped
it hit the board. Was it like an extension cord?
Like an important extension cord? Like I mean, I guess right,
Like you're in a studio. Maybe I don't know the

(15:19):
microphone I don't know, I don't who knows the microphone stand?
These guys are old, dude, you know this is what happens.
Old people fall and so so yeah, a space as
it looks like he's gonna be okay, But did have
to cancel a bunch of shows. Uh, so gotta be
a bad fall. Uh. They called it a minor fall,
but falling. But his doctor said that he can't travel,

(15:42):
so that's why he had to cancel. And not only
was he opening up for Quiet Riot and Vixen, but
it was at a county fair.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
Of course it was where else would Vixen play? Yeah,
I bet you they judged the calcoon test. Jesus all
right for the Biggest Pig. Let's bring up Vixen to
announce the winner.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Hey, let's see Ace Freeley is gonna host the pie
eating contest? Mom, why does he have shoulder pads with
spikes on? This happened a couple of months ago, and
it kind of it got quiet. Uh. The wife of
the Weezer bassist Scott Schriner, she shot at cops and
I believe she got shot herself. She's not gonna be

(16:29):
facing jail time over the incident. Really, what was a
misunderstanding though?

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Right?

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Does she not know they were cops or something? So
there was a hit and run out and like by
their house and the guy ran I guess through her backyard.
She got scared, took a gun out. Now, she's a
bit of a wacko. She wrote a book about how
like she used to be a prostitute, and so she
runs out in the backyard with a gun. The cops say, hey,

(16:57):
put the gun down. She then it's a shot at
the cops. Uh So, I think what they're doing is
one of these things where she's got to do like
some time in like maybe like a health facility, maybe
a nice donate oh, where she's gotta like they'd be like, yeah,

(17:19):
you know that a little bit, no drugs, no alcohol,
Let's make sure that you're of right mind. And as
long as you do that, they said that she's gonna
be clear. So it's one of these like pre trial interventions.
Let's see what's going on in that head of yours. Yeah. Yeah,
Like we said we were cops and you still shot
at us. That's that's not that's not good.

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Speaker 1 (17:53):
You could win. Dude, I was a bachelor for the weekend. Nice, right,
It's it's so funny. So I had to get stuffed
into my car. So I am driving my wife around,
so I pick her up from work because I have
her car on Friday. So I pick her up from work,
and for some reason, we had to stop at the

(18:24):
liquor store. Already did that, already done earlier in the day. No,
we had to stop at her parents' house and I
can't remember why. So we stopped at her parents' house
on the way home, and her mom is there and
she's like, just go, you know. Like she's like, my

(18:45):
father in law is at this bar with the neighbor Chuck.
You know Chuck, I like Chuck Man, right, So he's
with Chuck at this bar in Avalon. I'm like okay.
So I was like I was like, my wife of
course looks at me. She's like, you want to go
over for one drink? One drink? And I'm like, no, no,
I really don't, but okay, I will for you. So

(19:08):
we go over. We go to this park. Now, I'm
not an Avalon guy. I really don't fit with the
the the rich people of Avalon. I think they I
think they look down on me. So we go, we
go over to Avalon and I can tell my wife, dude,
like she has like one sip of alcohol and I go,

(19:33):
you know, you're what you want to stay? I was like,
just just say it. You want to stay down here
for the weekend. We're already going down to her parents
house to watch the football game on Sunday. I go,
just stay and hang out with your dad. You I know,
like I can see it in your eyes. If I
take her back to our our dark, sober home in

(19:54):
mays Landing, She's not gonna be happy, right. You know
you don't want to stay there for the I don't.
I don't like sleeping out in people's houses. She knows that,
and she does know that, and you let her off
the hook first. I was like, I was like, just
just just just say it, just say it. I got
no problem. I'll leave you here. You can hang out

(20:14):
for the weekend and I'll come back and meet you
for football on Sunday. And she's like, she's like, are
you sure? Are you sure? I go, yeah, that's fine, God,
Like that's fine. The last thing I want to do
is hang out on Friday night in Avalon. Like that
is not what I want to do now in your
Bingo card. And she's like, she's like, ah, but I

(20:36):
don't have any clothes. I don't have any and I
go go buy new clothes. Come on, I go, come on.
I was like her mom, dude, her mom is insane,
my mother in law. So she buys two of everything.
So and she shops constantly, so when she orders clothes online,
she buys two of them. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
If I find a pair of shorts, I like, like,
I'm wearing them right now. I get them in like
four or five different colors because I know they fit
good and I like them.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
And I said, I go, I go, you you're good.
And her brothers are like her brother's home from Miami.
I was like, go hang out, go have fun. So dude,
I go. I live the most boring life. I literally
did uh nothing but clean and laundry. But it's nice.
You know you talked about your wife was on a
business trip last week and like you just got stuff done, dude,

(21:25):
I just got stuffed done. Yeah. Like I'm like, I
think I think my wife thinks that, like I'm partying right,
and I'm like no, I did literally three loads of
laundry and they're folded and put away, and I'm cleaning
bedrooms like that's that's where I'm living. Yeah, Like any
guy who says he's gonna party enjoy it. Like if
if if his wife was to give him, like the

(21:46):
movie hall Pass where he's like, you know, she's I'll
give you a hall pass to the weekend. You but
you think guys are gonna do and what we actually
do are two different things. It's so boring and dull.
Like my wife said, go do whatever you want. I'm like,
I don't know. I'm just enjoying watching football. So I
got I got to my in law's house yesterday for
the football game. It was like, I don't know, eleven am,
and you're well rested, man, you look great. Yeah yeah, dude.

(22:10):
I'm like I'm talking to them and they're like, yeah,
we went to bed at four thirty. I was like,
what who does that? I was getting up at four
thirty dude for a run. Yes, I was. I was.
I was up cleaning at four thirty in the morning,
and I'm like, you're just going to bed. You guys
are nuts. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:26):
Like my wife gets back and now the island in
the kitchen has like crap all over it.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Now.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
The hallway is an absolute disaster. I'm like, oh my god,
you're back. I love you to death, but you're back.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yeah. So dude, it's it's it's so funny and the
but but but it's so funny. My wife gives me
those puppy dog guys. She's like, are you sure? Yeah?
You know you? Are you sure that it's okay?

Speaker 4 (22:46):
If I stayed down the shore this weekend, no way,
I'm dragging you out of this place in Avalanche.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Do out here goodbye. I call it the vortex, yeah,
because you go down there, dude, and and she just
gets stuck. It's like it's like a bug in a
spider web. She just gets stuck in this vortex of
Kate Ma Corny. He's having fun, more fun than us.
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Speaker 4 (23:13):
Conspiracy Corner one point seven ZXL, South Jerseys rock station
z XL Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Gary G. Garcia from ac jokes dot Com is in
studio to talk.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
I thought he'd have like a composition book full with
all these things that are happening, like eventually like a job, just.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Like he's up at night just just yeah like eventually,
and he'd be like, here's the evidence right here. I
have the book full of all this stuff.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
He's a cycle. No, baby, I'm a genius. I write
on tissue paper and then.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
You throw it, then I eat it. He can't.

Speaker 5 (23:45):
I can't find it, dude.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
That was the thing. You you'd get like a cocktail napkin,
add like a bar be like you get you napkins
you would get. You would get somebody's phone number, you remember,
get the first phone number on a on a napkin.
And then, dude, I remember the first time this ever happened,
wrote her number the number, She wrote her number on
the napkin, and then took and kissed it. Yeah. Really yeah,

(24:12):
I would write it on a sharpie on her girl's
head backwards, and when she looked in the mirror she
could read it.

Speaker 5 (24:19):
That's genius, dude. You must wear a different color socks.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
You are a genius. What do we got going on?
Conspiracy wise? Guy?

Speaker 5 (24:27):
Yeah? Okay, okay, well you know there's a million conspiracies
going around my boy.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Charlie Wow. Yeah, yes, Charlie Kirk, my wife. You met
Charlie Sheen for a second, Yes, Charlie.

Speaker 5 (24:37):
Kirk, Charlie Kirk, although Charlie Sheen got that Netflix special
checked it out.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
I'm halfway through it. How was it?

Speaker 5 (24:44):
He's a rich kid, yeah, man, and washed it.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
I mean it's fine, dude. Dude could do a lot
of drugs.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, No, he looks like he's fun to
party with.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Yeah. Yeah, I can hang with him for sure, for sure.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
I mean, you gotta have your own brain, don't you know?
How old are you getting pair pressure into doing so
much drug?

Speaker 1 (25:00):
You die?

Speaker 4 (25:00):
Well, you garret? You know about cocaine. Apparently his drug
dealer couldn't. I guess he couldn't satisfy his cocaine addiction
with enough cocaine? Is that even possible? I don't know how.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
You started doing crack?

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Is that why? That's why he said? You said crack
it would be quicker and better than doing all the coke, but.

Speaker 5 (25:19):
You wind up doing more.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah. Always, But I mean, looking the highest paid actor
in TV.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
Else you spend your money on, it's either like go
on vacations or smoke crack.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Dude. He in the height of his crack addiction. They
offered him two million dollars an episode for that stupid show.

Speaker 5 (25:36):
Imagining a crackhead, and and they're offering you two million.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
These crackheads in Kensington. You know what, you could go
to work. You could go to.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
He's heroin, right, because dude, they do like they do calisthenics.
It's a lot more walking.

Speaker 5 (25:53):
If it was cracked, a lot less leaning, a lot
more walking, you know, it'd be a lot more active.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
You know.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
All right, Well, listen, man, what if I told you
guys right that in nineteen ninety eight, exactly twenty seven
years ago, there was a movie that Nicholas Cage made
Alt Snake.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Eyes Stay twenty seven years ago. No, that's what The
year I graduated high school, you're getting old? Seven years
ago is when I graduated. You got your fifty year
union getting older.

Speaker 5 (26:19):
But I just found out my album is over thirty
years old. I'm like what you were saying, Are you
in the rock and roll Hall of Famia? Nah? Man,
they ain't gonna put me.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
We don't know that you were signed the Epic Records.
That is a big deal, dude.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
That was It was fun. But anyway, the movie came
out of nineteen ninety eight with Nicholas Cage is called
snake eyes.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Yeah, right here in Atlantic City.

Speaker 5 (26:37):
Let's get to this man, all right, to win the movie,
he goes and there's a guy who's a political dude
who gets assassinated. His name is Charlie Kirkland, and he
gets shot in the neck. Okay, And he gets shot
in the neck on September tenth, all right, and he's
at a boxing match where the box's name is Tyler.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
The execute s.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
Where the dude who executed, who executed Charlie, his name
was Tyler. What they're saying his name was Tyler. I
honestly don't believe he shot him, to be honest. And
then in the movie, Nicholas Cage is asking for what
his lucky number is and whins up that his lucky
number is seven. And Elon Musk just said that every
spacecraft that goes into space in twenty twenty five is

(27:23):
going to be marked with a seventy seven in honor
of Charlie kirk Why seven, I don't know. And then
in the movie there's also an all seeing eye that
goes around the whole thing watching everything that's going on, right,
and it's it's in the Year of the Snake, right.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Are we in the Year of the Snake and we
are in the year all right.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
And then the posters tagline is believe everything except your eyes.
That's the tagline, Believe everything except your eyes. And it
was filmed in Trump Tower, YEP in Atlantic City.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Yeah, yeah, it was a boardwalk call.

Speaker 5 (28:00):
Now what that means I don't know, but it's very interesting.
You know it all? Is it all a matrix? Is
it all just one big.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
So here's what I'm hearing more and more that the
kid definitely was not the shooter. Not the shooter his microphone.

Speaker 5 (28:20):
I was about to say that what they exploded because
they said they shot a projection into his neck.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
A bunch of cops kind of break it down and
they're like, if a bullet went through that guy, his
head would explode it. Oh yeah, definitely bullet.

Speaker 5 (28:34):
It's definitely not the gun that they said it was
because it would have bleu is. So it's definitely not
that gun. Here's something else a lot of people might
not know. Well, Cannas is supposed to speak about it today.
Canones who by the way, I'm starting to feel a
little leary of.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Too much question.

Speaker 5 (28:52):
I'm at the point and listen, if she is everything
she says she is. She would appreciate me questioning it, sure,
because you know, we need to be critical thinkers in
this time in day. You need to be a critical
thing for yourself. And all I'm saying is, you know,
to really be good, you gotta play both sides. You know,
you gotta play both sides. And there's a good chance
she on that. I don't know, man, it's just a
little everything's a little weird.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Over she's going a little overboard.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
I'm just saying that. I don't look, I'm just saying
everything's a little weird because the certain things she's not saying, like,
for instance, Erica his wife. Yes, I'm not gonna lie, dude,
Like listen, I want I want to make something clear.
I don't know this woman from a hole in the wall.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
She don't know.

Speaker 5 (29:36):
I don't know anything. I know. She was Miss America,
father helped Bill Trump tower. There's a bunch of stuff
like she's But of course all those people are connected.
So you could take that or leave that.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
My biggest you know, that's on Charlie Kirk got a start.
He was Donald Trump Junior's assistant.

Speaker 5 (29:53):
Okay, so they can I mean they were all connected.
But the thing is, man, I can't lie. Something just
seems off. Like if I was watching a movie where
a woman where a woman killed the husband to take
over his business and everything else, right, yeah, and then
she had to go and talk about it. I feel
like that's exactly what she would look like like. It
was weird. It didn't seem going to she It was you,

(30:15):
I know what got me this whole thing. He was
sitting in this.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Chair, this chair too much.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
And then she's like, one minute, he's doing what he loves,
what he loves.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
What is that fact is the wife has something to
do with it? What is the hole in this chair,
this chair? Like that?

Speaker 5 (30:35):
She whispers it and they're like, well, she doesn't know
about speaking in front of people, and I'm like, I'll
give her that. But she was missed America. It just
looked very active and script fat.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
I don't know how they did pyro at his like
what was supposed to be a memorial a memorial and
they did look talking and she fell or something like.

Speaker 5 (30:59):
I'm I don't know. It just seems I'm not gonna lie. Man,
It just doesn't seem sincere my bells are ringing off like, Yo,
something's not right.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
We're never gonna are back to JFK. We are never
ever going to know exactly what happened with this. I
know some kid.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
I honestly don't think that's the kids.

Speaker 5 (31:17):
I know that's not the kid.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
I believe that kid.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
The story going around his neighborhood, because that's the one
thing can this always claims she has a lot of
people from the neighborhood the shoot. His boyfriend's parents are
talking to her, like everyone's talking to her. The thing
around the neighborhood is that he got caught up because
him and his boy used to go on the dark
web a loot. He got caught up, and yeah, he
got caught. This is the theory that he got caught

(31:43):
up in something and then you know, the government came
to me and said, look, you want this to go away,
you got to take this gun and drop it in
this place and then go somewhere. This is he just
basically drop off the gun.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
They go to his house and his house is completely bleached. Yeah,
like completely like just wiped clean.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
I find somebody would the old guy man that they
grabbed initially, he apparently he was at nine to eleven yes,
he was in some other area.

Speaker 5 (32:10):
Decoy and he even said I did it, you know,
like they said, why would you do that? He said,
I did it to get let the shoot to get
away or.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Something like that. Or why is this guy in jail?

Speaker 5 (32:20):
Well, I think he's I think he is gonna get charged.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
This time or something. His pants down, oh.

Speaker 5 (32:27):
Because they fell down. They show him walking down the steps.
They show him walking down the steps.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
And his pants just and this is a great point,
was that there was this Utah So it's summer in Utah.
It's a steel roof. Yeah, and they're like, this kid
laid there for a half hour. That steel roof had
to be fifty degrees yeah, right, I don't you're gonna
you're gonna be able to sit there.

Speaker 5 (32:51):
And I don't think that kid, I ain't even do it,
to be honest, other than they probably told him to
drop his because it is his gun. So he did
have something to do it. Let me let me rephrase
that he had something to do with it. But I
don't think he knew what he was getting involved in
at all. You know, I don't know, we'll find out.
I don't think this guy, dude, I don't Look, all
I can say is the people get into thinking for

(33:12):
yourself social media. This massive hypnosis going on right now, man,
this massive brainwashing going on, which is why it's so
important to question every single thing. Just question it, man,
It doesn't hurt to try to find out of what
you're being told.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
The only thing I could think he would be behind
it because he was. He had a big influence, and
Trump getting elected with the young people would be the
other side. Wouldn't you think, like the Democrats would want
this guy wiped off before the election of twenty That's
the problem.

Speaker 5 (33:39):
The problem is you're still thinking that there's two sides
to there's two sides to the same coin. Bobby, it's
all the same thing. It's all the same they're all connected.
And even that's another thing too. Everica the in the
during the things, she throws up the Satan symbol, and
then it was like, oh no, that's rock sign language.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
You know it.

Speaker 5 (34:02):
Look you already know, buddy, we're not gonna go with
what you know. Okay, I want to know why to
keep bringing up thirty three. One day you'll tell me.
But she throws up that sign and everybody's like, oh, well,
that means love and sign language. And I'm like, well,
who does she have in a family that's death that
she's sending out sign language messages? And if that's the case,
then why didn't they have Somebody was doing siglun the
whole time, you know, one of those little idiots making

(34:24):
up fake signs.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Of the STEA.

Speaker 5 (34:28):
I know, I'm not gonna lie. You can find pictures
of me doing it. People sometimes do it because they
have nothing else to do with their hand. You know
what I'm saying. You got nothing else to do in
your hand, so you put up the rock ones. But
my thing is she's hardcore Christian. She runs you know
that turning point thing, which is hardcore Christian. She knows
what that symbol is. So why would you raise that
up in the air. Why do they have pictures of this?

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Dude?

Speaker 5 (34:48):
You tell me that I talk to you. Why do
they have pictures of Charlie and Candice making all the symbols,
doing all the symbols, sitting there with the hand gestures
making all the symbols.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Why from page or is that? You know what that is?

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Man?

Speaker 5 (35:01):
Look, I'm not trying to get you in no trouble.
I don't want you to get like, you know, I
don't want you to have some mysterious heart attack or
something like that. But I think, you know, man, I think.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
We know what we know.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
I thought Vagina, you know, well, I guess it depends
on who's doing it.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
Yeah, the same thing with jay Z. And here's another
thing too that some people don't know.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
We're being told.

Speaker 5 (35:20):
They were putting out the thing that he's suicidal, right,
that that kid is suicidal. He's not suicidal. Everybody reached
out that know him, that's been talking to Candas at
the well, as far as we know, he's alive. Yeah,
so he's not suicidal. But they're putting out that he's suicidal,
which right away tells you they're probably gonna try to
get rid of that kid.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
And then two, he never confessed and his father didn't
turn him in. Watch candiceo is today, she's gonna release
all the stuff about this, but she's saying that all
that stuff is false narrative, that he never confessed because
they told us he confessed, and that the father supposedly
turned them in when he confessed to the father that
supposedly is alone, find out find out to night.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
That's what it is. You just got it. Look you said,
I still look, I still wash can this? I like it?

Speaker 5 (36:05):
But but I'm questioning every question because listen, like I said,
the smart people play both sides. Yeah, you know what
I'm saying. The best the smart people play both sides.
Every war, the same person, the same people are on
both sides. They're working on both sides. They're selling missiles
and things to both sides, and the learning off both sides.
So that's what's going on.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Where can people find you?

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Man?

Speaker 5 (36:25):
You can find me right now at ac jokes dot com.
Check out my website Gabbage you go see it dot
com and I put up all the places that I'm
playing over there. And also you can check out my
podcast rated G with Garbage you go see it and
Brian T. Locatta wherever you get podcasts great podcasts. Love
the podcast Gary Garcia, Love you, I Love.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
You, guys. Thanks back?

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Oh track anything, thirty do anything, racket rock or roughing.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Love. Hey, here's some trash for you. I my invite
must have got lost in the mail. Uh. Selena Gomez
and Benny Blanco got married over the weekend. You weren't
going Yeah, Well, you know what I call her s dog.
That's what I call Selena Gomez, And I guess s
dog must have You know what, I probably changed addresses

(37:20):
and she probably sent it to the wrong address. I'll
be honest. I was invited, but I declined. You did,
He said, no, I could have been here with the wife.
I could have been here. Plus one, one hundred and
seventy people showed up. Uh, dude, is pretty. Taylor Swift,
Paul Rudd, Steve Martin, Ed Sheeran were all there. That's pretty.
That's pretty hardcore, Like you're you got some heavy hitters

(37:42):
going to your we what's that room feel like? Man?
A lot of Steve Martin was there? Why Steve Martin?
She does a show with Steve Martin? Martin short? What's
that gift? Like? Like, what's what do you give your
Steve Martin? Like what how much? How much in that
check do you give? Howard Stern talks about that because
he refuses to go to people's weddings and he hates
it when people invite him to his weddings. So like

(38:04):
if like a guy he works with, you know, one
of the producers or something like that, if they send
him an invitation. He knows that he's got to cut
a five thousand dollars check. Wow, that's worth it to
have him there. But he was it's worth a five
thousand dollars not to go like it's it's it's it's
worth me just sending a check and saying, have you know,

(38:24):
have a nice wedding, and I don't have to go
to the wedding. So Matthew McConaughey, I guess he took
some time away from his mom. He's got a weird
a weird childhood. So his parents they were married three

(38:46):
times to each other, okay, married, divorce, married, divorce married, yeah,
to each other. Yeah. The dad died while having sex
with the mom, had a heart attack, and then the
mom told the paramedics when they're rolling the body out
of the house to make sure that they take the
sheet off so everyone can see what he was doing

(39:09):
when he died. Wow, well his dong was out, yeah, yes, yeah, yeah.
Well so she's a little out there. So Matthew McConaughey
said that he took some time away from his mom
because she was leaking stories about him to the press.
What are you doing, Yeah, sounds like a bad mom.
She sounds like a whacko. Jennifer Lopez has opened up

(39:34):
about divorcing Ben Affleck for a second time. She said
that she's in a good place now and enjoying life
with less pressure. I guess, man, you're two big stars.
Who's she with now? I don't think he's with anybody.
I don't know if she's got a boyfriend or not,
but it looks like Ben's getting back together with that

(39:56):
Jennifer Garner Broug Sasha Baron Cohen, remember him? He was
a boor at Yeah, uh, he's uh, he divorced to
his wife and now he's dating an OnlyFans model.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
Okay, I guess this guy's got some money.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
I guess money. Yeah, right, And then he had a
follow up to that, which was pretty good Bruno Dwayne
the Rock Johnson which he's in a new movie and
apparently the reviews are like spectacular. They're like, this is
his showing that he can actually act about Black ant Too?
Is it Black ant Too? I don't think that is

(40:32):
black a superhero? Was it was Black Adam? Black Adam.
I'm sorry, Black Adam. Uh No, it's this story about
one of like the first really big uf UFC fighters.
Oh yeah, and uh and like he's real. He like
changed his look and apparently the reviews are like through
the roof like he'd and I think the guy ended

(40:52):
up getting in the drugs and stuff like that. Maybe
it's his first real acting like it was not yeah
where he's not punching someone yeah because it's the UFC,
but he's actually really acting. It's kind of like when
Mickey Rourke did the Wrestler he said he still hasn't
ruled out a presidential run. What are you? What are
we doing here? I guess when people saw that Trump

(41:13):
got elected, they were like, we we could do it.
But he's got a business background. There is something to Trump.
You know. He's also out of his mind. But I
get that. Uh, honey booboo, she got no car accident
over the weekend. She's recovering. She's gonna be okay. Everyone
but the honey booboo remember her back in the ten

(41:34):
years ago she had that reality show.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
How how far into the accident when you're exchanging information
do you say, by the way, I'm honey booboo.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Like do you know who I am?

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Like I wouldn't even read boo boo boo. I'm like,
oh my god, it's you. What kind of car was it?
Do we know? I can tell you it once. It's
like a twenty eighteen accurate something like that. What does
honey booboo money? What does that give? Alana honey boob
Thompson is recovering from a car accident, according to Mama June.

(42:03):
Remember Mama June, the dude she got t bo oh
she ran a light. Then it doesn't say, of course
it does. She's having back issues and headache issues and
probably not going to wait, it's gotta be from the accident.
Some trash for it. Rat Hey, good morning, z XL. Hello, Hey,

(42:27):
how are you?

Speaker 6 (42:28):
Did I win?

Speaker 1 (42:30):
You did?

Speaker 6 (42:30):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (42:31):
You're You're a winner for you, you're the winner for
the Yes, tickets fabulous, Yeah, it is fabulous.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
But you sound a little young to love.

Speaker 6 (42:40):
Yetes No, sweetheart, I'm not young at all.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
No, she's forty seven.

Speaker 6 (42:47):
No, not in the forty. Yes, but I'm very excited
to take my husband because he enjoys the older music.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
I was gonna say, okay, so you're not even forty
yet and you eat Okay, your husband loves yet.

Speaker 6 (42:59):
Yes, and I coming the other day because I knew
that Yes and Cream played together in Atlantic City. I
think it was Atlantic City back.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
In the day.

Speaker 6 (43:06):
He had no idea that I knew that.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Oh look at you. Yeah, my wife will say that. Sure,
my wife will give me like a fat and she goes,
what you're not gonna say that, you're proud of me
for knowing that. I'm like, saw it on that I.

Speaker 6 (43:16):
Can Oh no, he got he got very very proud.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
So hold on. But now I'm insulted because I'm forty
five and you said I'm old, But now you're not
even forty. He's thirty seven? Are you thirty seven? Yeah? Okay,
stop Now your husband, your husband is I'm gonna guess
forty nine? Is your husband forty nine?

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Thirty six?

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Your husband's younger? Yes, look at you, cougar. Good for
you getting a young dude, Yeah I did. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
I think my wife thinks she hoped that she had
a guy that was younger because I got like seven
and a half years on her.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Dude. I will tell you my wife loves the fact
that she's eight years younger than my ex wife. Oh yeah, yeah,
she runs with that all the time. Yeah, look at
her young buck.

Speaker 6 (44:12):
You know, I'm my mom raised me. That is you
get them younger, you can train them the way that
you want one.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Is that Well, he's a lucky man and you and
him are going to see Yes, the hard Rock. I
think it's the end of this week. I think it's
on Friday night, all right? What is what is the four?
When's October fourth? Is that Friday or sad? It's a
Saturday night, Saturday Saturday night, so you're going to see
You got a Saturday night date with your husband to
go see. Yes, it's the hard rock, all right.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
Lunch point seven z x L, South Jersey's rock station
streaming on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Dude, I'm watching the football game at my in laws yesterday, right,
the Eagles game, which they want. I don't like this
sports betting on your phone, dude. Yeah, they have live
bets now, man. And it's it's like even my wife

(45:15):
is into it. So everyone is just on their phone.
No one's watching the game, right, everyone's it's you're either
worried about fantasy or you're worried about betting, and no
one is paying real attention to what's going on. And
of course we have Like my brother in laws are
making fun of me, man, because I was like, dude,
I can't. The red zone is too much for me.

(45:35):
There's just too much going on. There's multiple screens, it
keeps going back and forth to games. I was like,
what happened to just watching a game? There's there's there's
not that anymore. It isn't even.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
Like uh So my wife and I the kids are
with their cousins on Saturday, so we go out to
like this little place to go eat and I'm not
on my phone like chatting with somebody else or texting
or anything. I gotta check on this cause I got
money on college football. And the problem with me is
is I I have mine and now in placing bets
for other guys. And now we got parley of bets going.

(46:09):
So what I do on Sundays is I have to
stop this from happen. Because you're right with fantasy football too,
You're gonna try to sell crazy just watching you know,
it's mean this the other guy, Chuck, We're just we're
just hanging back, right, We're just trying to watch them
on the one game, you know, and it's like set up.
They got multiple TVs set up, so I got the
red zone here, I got the NFL network on here,

(46:31):
I got the main game here, and then the Phillies
are on. I'm like, I'm like, there's just too much
going on. Yeah, I'm jealous of you. Don't do any
type of gambling because you were You're right, man, Like
I'm watching, you know, I'm watching all three games because
I have money on all three games. But I'm so
into like what I'm missing things that are going on
because I am looking sometimes down at the phone. So
what I do now is I have like a big board,

(46:51):
so I write all my bets on the big board
and I just put my phone down.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
You know. What I get caught up into is like
I've got friends that are that are watching the games,
and it's like, oh my god, Jellen hurts. He's the best.
Oh my jail, it hurts. Sucked. This team is not.
This team sucks. And it's like back and forth, like
it's almost like having somebody there, like I invite some
guys over and I have like a give me like
three or four guys. Sometimes it gets to be too
much where if you're not into football, like if I

(47:16):
have somebody comes in and doesn't like football or is
not into it, just wants to hang out. That person
wants to talk. Well, I don't want to talk. I
want to enjoy the game. Yeah, so this is where
I you know, how like Thanksgiving you have like a
kiddie table where like the kids will sit. They won't
sit at the main table, they'll hold out shore. Yeah. Right,
So we've been watching the games, the one o'clock games.

(47:38):
Will go to my in laws to watch, and they
have a setup where they have a sectional, couch and
and like a chair. So once those seats get filled,
that's it. And so I never get into the I'm
not there yet. I'm not in I'm not into that
the sectional or chair yet. Yeah. Now I get thrown

(47:59):
into the kitchen. So so it's usually me and you're
in the overflow room. So it's usually me and like
a wife of someone or the grandmother and we're just
talking about life. Oh god, So we're the guy you're
talking about like where I'm just kind of kind of
side eyeing the game. But like I'm just you know,

(48:22):
drinking coffee and talking to the grandma. Yeah, you're the.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
Guy that's kind of into it. But I think you
like to be around it more than anything, like if
something else came up.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Because I'm not I'm not in. Yeah, I'm like, like gambling, dude,
I'm kind of yesterday. I'm sitting on a kitchen stool
and like it's hurting my back and I'm like, what
am I doing? You should be sprawled out in your
couch at home, That's what I'm thinking. I'm like, I'm like,
I got an eighty five inch TV at home where
my couch is sitting empty, just waiting for me to

(48:51):
go watch the game. The game's boring, you can flip
on the YouTube, maybe watch some of these videos or something. Yeah,
but you have a backup plan about right, I watched
some thing about comic books. I got that's where I
That's where I should be living. Yeah, but uh but yeah,
so I'm now I I don't even get to the
main stage. I'm on the side stage. Uh, Like you're

(49:12):
at Lollapalooza. Yeah, but the gambling man because there's live now.
So the game goes on and sometimes in the beginning
you get a feel for the game. You're like, wait
a minute, So you have multiple TVs and on each
TV you're now watching stuff like Red Zone where there's
multiple screens, so you're watching all the all these things
go on, and everyone just has their head buried in

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their phone because, like I said, they're checking up on
a fantasy or they're betting, and I'm like, eat my wife,
my mother in law, like there's they're doing it. And
I'm like, I'm like, I said to my I go,
what money are you using to this? I go, I go,
I hope, I hope you know what you're doing.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
Like for someone who's like telling my kids, I don't know, man,
too much screen time. My kid comes down.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
I've got I got three TVs mouthed all in a series,
so I have the two games on one and then
I have four games on the other. So yes, my
brain is trying to decomprehend six games happening on at once.
Meanwhile I'm trying to figure out, huh, I got this
one minus thirteen and a half and I'm trying to
do the math my poor brain on Sunday. But you're right,
it used to be you had you had the Fox

(50:16):
game and like the NBC game, and it was two
games on and that was all that. Yeah, you had
the local game was what you watch and sometimes back
in the day, the local game, if it didn't sell
enough tickets, I believe you would get blacked out. Oh
yeah you had one, yeah, and it would Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
The Bengals take on the Raiders, like what someday sucks?

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Dude. Soh there's just too dude, it's just too much.
And like they're making fun of me. They're like, you
sound old, and I go, I am old. Then my
wife comes down the Giant to win. It's like, oh,
they're winning.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
As the guy for the Chargers, there's running a sixty
yard touchdown.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
I'm like, you're the Jinks. She's the mush. I love you,
You're the mush.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
I put in a bathroom, like like, uh, Bronxdale, we
get back.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
We'll do a thing. You think you you think you
got it bed. I don't think we have a bed.
An NYPD detective was arrested for threatening a stripper with
his gun outside a Long Island strip club. Ryan Olsen
was caught on camera lifting his shirt and showing a
gun in his waistband to a twenty three year old
dancer outside of Carousel Lounge. This poor girl, Olson, dude,

(51:26):
what are we doing wrong? A detective in New York City, which,
by the way, sucks. I love cops. This dude made
two hundred and sixty thousand dollars last year. Who the guy?
The detective? Wow? He approached the woman while she was
smoking in her car and asked another dancer named Bambi.

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Of course, when the woman refused to text band before him,
Olson allegedly flashed his gun and said, have you ever
been shot? Just pay for the lap dance? Dude, you
make enough money two hundred and sixty grand a year. Yeah, dude, me,
we are in the wrong business. You think we should
be a cop. We should be a detective in New
York City. Just go to strip clubs. The fifteen year

(52:11):
police veteranpleaded not guilty to menacing with gun charges. Record
show Olsen has a history of problems, with twenty three
misconduct allegations filed against him and nine of them found
to be true. He might be thrown off the force
or should be. I don't know. It seems like he
was getting raises two hundred and sixty grand a year.
The nerd world continues to merge. Wizards of the Coast

(52:34):
announced the new Magic the Gathering set, based on Star Trek.
It'll be released in twenty twenty sets. The card game
Company revealed the collaboration at Magic Con in Atlanta, which
is a Thing, saying it will be the final new
set of the year. The Star Trek set with future characters, stories,
and spaceships from the entire franchise, spanning sixty years of

(52:55):
Star Trek history. So I never got in. I'm a
little too old for Magic the Gathering. But that was like, like,
it's a card game thing. It's like it's like, I
guess it's like a Dungeons and Dragons, but it's with cards, right,
Like is it like war where I throw it out
a seven, you throw it out of nine? You take?
I mean instead, it's like you throw down a hobbit

(53:16):
and then you throw down a werewolf. Sounds like Pokemon,
Pokemon kind of, I think, but I think it's like
an adult version of Pokemon. I don't know. Uh, well, whatever,
they're merging with Star Treks, so they're gonna have a
Magic the Gathering, but based on the Star Trek, which
I'm all in. Man, I'm a big I was a
big Star Trek fan. I it was a fine line

(53:37):
that I had to, uh you know, I had the
walk in uh in school because like in middle school,
I would like, not even kidding, I'd go to Star
Trek conventions, but I had to keep it low key
because I still wanted to hang with the cool kids. Yeah,
you wouldn't be able to go to the problem with
a female. But then on the d L there would
be these you know, dorky kids and I'd be like, yo, yo,

(53:59):
did you see deep space?

Speaker 3 (54:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:02):
And so like I was like I was, I would
have to like meet them like in like a dark
room to talk about Star Treks. So the cool kids
didn't see me talking about Star Treks.

Speaker 4 (54:12):
Wow, that cool kid to place tennis and runs track
was asked me about Star Trek.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Yo yo yo yo yo juicee X files. A Russian
submarine called the NOVARISIC suffered serious a serious accident in
the Mediterranean Sea and surfaced near the Strait of Gibraltar
on Friday. The two hundred and forty two foot submarine
is reportedly leaking fuel into its hold, creating a risk

(54:39):
of explosion, and it's a nuclear submarine. According to a
Russian telegram channel with intelligence contacts, the crew doesn't have
spare parts or qualified repair specialists the board to fix
the problem, which is obviously a really bad problem. The
fuel build up is so dangerous that the crew may
be forced to pump it directly into the sea. The
situation is compared to the marine disaster back in two thousand,

(55:02):
when a Russian submarine exploded and killed all one hundred
and eighteen crew members. Yeah, this is why I'm not
scared of Russia. They don't have at least me like
like like when I say me, I mean America, they
don't have. They they're using things that are like thirty

(55:23):
forty years like old technology. You know, they don't and
they just don't have what we had, which is shocking
with what's going on in Ukraine, like like they're using
these forty fifty year old tanks, right, yeah, all like stuff. Yeah,
it really is like we sell off our old stuff

(55:43):
and these these these these countries buy them and so
like yeah, like I don't know, would you want to
be in a fifty year old submarine to.

Speaker 4 (55:50):
Me, like Russia is like Rocky four. Yeah, well except
for the Russian like he was juiced up with steroids.
He had a really nice gym, but everything around it
was just snow and I don't know little cabins. Remember
having rock now was able to outrun the Mercedes.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
He was Yeah, remember that was an older Mercedes. And
I think he had like a tree trunk on his back,
Like yeah, he was working out with the cart. Maybe
you had to lift the cart up with Adrian and
Paulie and the other point.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
Say what, I really appreciated our schedule over the weekend.
When you talk to people that have a real job,
I am hanging out on Friday night my cousin's house.
All the cousins are hanging out. They're talking about you know,
one guy was late because he had to work late.
Talking about the hours they work. And my one cousin
puts in sixty five hours a week, works for like

(56:37):
a real company.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
It's a lot of hours. I mean we put that
in like every two months. Due.

Speaker 4 (56:43):
Yes, if I am, I'm gonna say, you know what, Yes,
if you were to add up, you know what we
really do here. But I'm talking to somebody who I
don't think realizes how close his life is to being over.
Like the wife is ready to leave him. Yeah, I
think even in a minute, he's like, I'm a bad Huh.
But I'm a bad dad. I'm like, this is the job. Yeah,
He's think I worked sixty five hours a week. It's like, well,

(57:05):
what does that even look like? You don't just close
your laptop of five He's like, I can't. Sometimes I
work till like eight or nine, and here I am
just sipping my drink, right, you know, for the for
that day, I did a radio show. I DJ'ed at
my kid's little outdoor thing. He had a little thing
on Friday, like a field day.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Whatever. Went home. I was a little nap, but that
was it. Those aren't real jobs. No, these aren't real.
We don't have real jobs at all. I always say,
it's like Peter Pan, you know, we don't want to
grow up. We live and never never land. And just
the problem like when when when radio stops, and it
will at one point it will stop for us. There's
gonna be a real job in our future. I think

(57:41):
I might be like the guy in.

Speaker 4 (57:45):
Who's the Guy that hangs himself because he can't survive
in the real world. I think it's gonna be like
Shawl Shank Redemption.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Yeah, the old guy he has to go bad groceries
and this his hands hurt.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
I think you and I might get a job at
Walmart and then hang ourselves the next day because we
can't handle real.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
From the real of the Bison, the Huffey bicycle, racky.
We were here, were just carving into the lantern. I
forget his name, but yeah, that was uh. He just
couldn't handle being out of jail because he was in
jail for like sixty years.

Speaker 4 (58:17):
Like you hear, you know, I'm talking to my cousin.
He's telling me like all this stuff going on. He's like, well,
how's how's everything with you. I'm like, it's pretty awesome.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Yeah, we're pretty good. Yeah, I'm gonna go have another
drink now and fill my you know, get some more ice.
And I was I'll be I was talking to a
guy yesterday, man, and he's on his third kid, younger
guy than me. Dude, he's working like fifty five sixty
hours a week doing construction, just trying to hustle a
real job, right like real, like like yeah, and he's

(58:47):
just like he's like, yeah, they weren't expecting this third kid,
and you know, it's it's tough. And I'm like, yeah,
like that sucks. Man. I was like cool. I was like,
you wanna you wanta cinabun?

Speaker 3 (59:01):
No.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
I know this wouldn't work for businesses very well. But
you know how Trunk comes out.

Speaker 4 (59:04):
He's like, ah, I no tax on tip of like
truck drivers, they can only drive a certain amount of
time each day. If Trunk came out and said you
were only legally now allowed to work forty hours a
week unless you want to work over time, I don't know, man,
there's something to be said for that, because I think
people are forced to work.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
These long hours and it is awful. Dude, It's awful
for the way of life. Yeah. Man, what do they
do in Italy where they come home, they take a
nap for a little bit. It work six hours all
that's well? They have cestas. I love that, Spain, Let's
do that for you people, not me. I'm fine, but
you guys out there, I feel so bad. Man. Well,
my god. Also, I think there's a lot of European
countries that only do four day work weeks. Ah, I

(59:45):
love that too. I love that too. Let's let's let's
think about this. Can we pull that? I know it. As
a business owner, You're like, I can't. I'm gonna lose money.
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (59:55):
Man, You get a worker that would buses balls Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, No,
and you got a three day weekend coming up.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Dude, I know, I know like guys like money guys
in New York and they I'm not kidding, like it's
their life. Yeah, oh it's they work. They have to
get up. They have to get up super early because
they have to look at the Asian markets, right like
the stock markets, so they're up early doing that. Then
they have to get our our stock market going. Then

(01:00:21):
they have to schmooze clients at night. It never ends.
Before Covid man a buddy, he would work till like,
he'd work till five, had like a two hour commute.
And now when Covid hit like he was finally home
for dinners and everything else. My god, we work hard
in this country, not us, you know, not us two
people out there, my god, you know I feel for you. Yeah, everybody, definitely,

(01:00:43):
it's definitely not up. It's almost nine am. We're out
of here, so uh and thanks to your calls done,
They're always welcome all this. Now, we did get up
at four am, but still I just got up at
three am.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
There you go, really where we're trying to get through it?
Please everybody fair with us? Uh, stay right there, let's
got a campoo carpets. Let's kick off that rock block.
It is one hundred point seven z XL, South Jersey's
rock station ZX some morning shoving.

Speaker 5 (01:01:09):
When you're smiling, when you're smiling, When you smiling, I'm
over smiles at you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
And when you're eleven, oh you love man, the sun
comes shining through.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
When you're crying.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Lets you bring on the rind right, I'll stop, you'll
shout and stop this side. We'll just be happy. Where
you smiling, Let's smile, keep on smiling. Keep I'm smiling.
Rocking out, man, I know you guys are awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:01:44):
I love put me guys on my way work.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
She's a guy, Yeah, warming up ship and I'm like,
I'm about here. We're rocking. Hey, thank you? You shot
you the beast?

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
How you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Yeah? Keep me laughing? Then you guys are great. Good
morning guys, HILARI let oh god, is it my radio
or it's are you only broadcasting? And mana I get
him to hell out of here with you grown out?

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
This is the radio.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
DJL like if you're on it, I would listen to.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
This man getting up in the mornings doesn't suck anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
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