February 6, 2025 • 38 mins
A listener sending a gift of a comedy album that KiddChris calls “The Comedy Bible”. A debate about the appeal of different comedians, including Shane Gillis and Anthony Jeselnik.
A discussion about scams, including a woman who lost 300k to a fake Allan Jackson.
A game where MASTER IMPRESSIONIST, Sara Elyse tries to stump people for prizes!
Another discussion about "white trash" food. KiddChris shares stories of past struggles and how he survived on very little money.
A discussion about scams, including a woman who lost 300k to a fake Allan Jackson.
A game where MASTER IMPRESSIONIST, Sara Elyse tries to stump people for prizes!
Another discussion about "white trash" food. KiddChris shares stories of past struggles and how he survived on very little money.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, excuse me.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I just shoveled down two hard boiled eggs and and.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
I'll glad youate them in the hallway. By the way,
I didn't Oh, I didn't even smell them.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yeah. No, I just finished him over here.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Oh you stepped out. I was like, oh, he's being nice.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I threw out my banana peel.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I want to first of all, say, at least I
came in and I uh. I normally don't.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Get uh, you know, gifts or whatever I want to.
I got this today. I want to give shouts to
I mean, I feel bad, I feel terrible. Why first
of all, don't send me anything anybody please, But this guy,
I don't know where he is. I think he he
must be in Uh. I know it's not from Cincinnati
because people here don't they don't give.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
They take.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Maybe somebody in Philly.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, it's either sar Antonio, Frank Frank A Garuza. Oh yeah,
he throw it on here. Enjoy your gift. You're the
best Cobra. Thanks for all the laughs all these years.
Hot soup from another Philly loser, Frank.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Agaruza a A g r u s A.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Okay, now he miss uh misstook what I said. Remember
I told you that the to me, the comedy Bible
is Andrew Dice Clay the data laughter died, and I said.
The one thing I tried to spend money on was
buying the gold record or the platinum record of the
thing on eBay. I tried to get that. Okay, yeah,
(01:23):
I said that they don't don't do it anymore. No,
he got me the actual He got me the double
album the CD, which is cool, but I already have that.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
That was still a nice thought, though, do you even
have a CD player?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Well, I mean my computer rips you know it rips
am in. Oh okay, no, but I already have this.
I have this exact thing, this double CD.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
That was really nice though.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
No, it's really cool, and I think it's also that
that Frank did that, but I already have this, So
I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Know what to do. Just hold on to it.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I know. I feel bad.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Why why would you feel bad? He didn't know that
you had.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
It, I know, but I feel bad because he went
and did did that and heard it and thought, oh,
I'm going to go do this and do something really
really cool.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
And it is cool.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
But I'm hoping that you didn't already.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because that would have been psyched.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I do hate what happened.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
That's not a print. You can't buy that anywhere. That album,
which even makes it cooler, But it is the comedy Bible,
the Andrew Dice Clay double album, where he just makes
up a comedy set in the club and just runs
people out of there and people get mad and gets
into fights with people.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
It's so great.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Well, I'll listen to it. It wasn't a gift to me,
but yeah, I'll give it a listen. I guarantee you won't.
You won't. You'll just be like, I don't get it.
It's not really Yeah, I love comedy stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
You won't. You won't get it.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
The other day for the very first time, because he's
been hyped up so much, Shane Gillis, have you watched
his stuff before? But he's just like a bar dude
around for a while. But I had never watched any
of his stand up before, and I'm like, you know what,
I'm gonna sit down finally watch this guy. He had
a sold out show the other day at Heritage, and yeah,
he just sounds like somebody that you're hanging out with
(03:04):
like at your local pub. Yeah, and he's just cracking jokes.
But I didn't mind it.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
You're you're not gonna like that.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
You won't understand well, I will listen to this, I know,
because you won't get it. You'll to just go it's trash.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Why would I think it's trash because I do. I'm
pretty open hotel. When I told you to watch David Telly,
like that was trash. Well, even my husband was like, really,
this is a guy that he thinks is funny, and
I'm like, gay, that guy's a legend. Well, each their own.
There's somebody for everybody. Yeah, and Anthony is super dark comedy. Yeah. Yeah,
(03:39):
I love that guy. But I didn't love him the
first time that I watched him. The first time I
watched him like, oh my god, he's horrible. Yeah, And
then the second time, I'm like, this is the funniest
person ever. Hell of a delivery. Yeah, I will give
it a shot.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Let you know, dice man, uh you know sold out.
Madison Square Garden was the first to do that a
couple of times, and then during the height he recorded
this album, Rick Rubin said you should go into a
club to just make it up as you go along,
and Dice was like that.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Could ruin me. Oh absolutely, and it was like, yeah,
that's what makes us fun.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
That's tricky with comedy.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
There he goes, and that's funny and it's and they
made a double album of him bombing. It's a CD
of complete silence of an audience stunned.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I was going to say, there's like, no fake left
track in there, just dead cricket.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
In the middle of it.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
He goes, he hear that nothing nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
As a teenager growing up, I just listened to that
over and over and over again because it was so
punk rock and so anti.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
What it should be. I was like, this is the greatest.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
And then I felt like I'm on the right track
because that thing went platinum.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
It was gigantic and it was I mean, it's the Bible.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah yeah. And that year was this thing done eighty nine?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah it was.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
It was just a baby.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
It was at the height of his career.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Kid Chris, that's Sarah Elise stop and.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
You you know what, it does it so much better.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I have that video of him singing it while you're
telling everybody your story, So at least I'm gonna tweet
it out right now finally, Yes, okay, I keep her
forgetting to do it.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I'm gonna do it right now.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Over there. Yeah, Grammy Award winning for that hit right there.
I love that dude. So the other day, remember how
we had talked about with the egg drama. Because the
price is going up over four four dollars for a dozen.
I can hear the super King.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I don't know if that's it. Actually, I don't know
if I have it. Hold on, keep keep going, just so,
just so, just don't don't mind me.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
We're well over four dollars for a dozen of them,
all because of the bird flew and it's a rough
situation and they don't know when the price is going down.
But the average right now at Kroger about four to
twenty five. I was there the other day. Yeah, the
most expensive in California nine dollars a dozen for those things.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
California is expensive. Everything's expensive of California.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
I would never want to go out there for anything.
I simply can't afford to go out there.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I live there. California sucks.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I would think, so older than the weather right, like
the weather's on too bend.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Well, you know, I mean, it used to be good,
but now every time the wind blows, you're afraid of
your house burning down.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
So just keep that in mind.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah that's not good.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yeah, it's not worth living out there anymore.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Clearly, these things are a hot little item and people
are now willing to commit a crime for eggs. So
in Pennsylvania making the national headlines today, police are saying
over one hundred thousand eggs we're stolen over the weekend.
So the thieves took them from the back of a
distribution trailer and it turns out to be worth about
(06:58):
forty thousand dollars when it comes to loss of eggs.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Gagin're getting held up for eggs?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
No hold on, where are you going to put one
hundred thousand eggs in your pocket? I got questions like
how many people were involved, Like what's the motive here?
Like how did you take off with one hundred thousand
egg It's yeah, so the eggs berts.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Listen, if you own like a chicken coop and stuff
like that, you better get like a pit bull or
something to be roman out there.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Multiple pit bulls. Yeah. So they're now working with law
enforcement and they say that We're committed to resolving this
as quickly as possible, and they said due to the
ongoing investigation, they can't comment any further on this matter.
How do you not know where these people are?
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Though?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah? Right, you can't hide with one hundred thousand eggs
and the shelf life of eggs, it's like three weeks.
So what are you gonna do? Like hold on?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Like they called the Joe Burrow dudes, but they can't
find the egg guys.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Did they give them to the chili?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I look what is going on?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Somebody's gonna jump humpty dumpty and take them home?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Were gone. I don't know who's responsible.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
They're just trying to I love eggs too, man the case,
that's what you've been sitting over there typing.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
No, I don't have that joke typed out. That one
just kind of came to me by Uh.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I have a little egg thing that makes hard boiled eggs,
And that's all I.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Do is I take that little hand held thing.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
You know, it's like a little bubble, and I put
the eggs in and you put a little water in there.
And I saw it in the sky mall magazine things
and uh yeah, and I love it.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
It makes hard boiled eggs.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
And when after sixteen minutes it dings and they're all done,
and I put them in the fridge and I eat
them all week long.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Every time I try to make hard boiled eggs, they
always end up cracking. You try to place them in
the little pot on the stove so carefully. Yeah, that's
why I one always gets a big crack down.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
And that's why I got this makes it perfect. So
once you crack it and start peeling it, yeah, it
comes right off. It doesn't take half of it off
where you just stuck with the yolk and all that
was eating shell.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Yeah, no, that's what I need. I need that little tool.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, start chopping in skymall.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Well, I am taking a trip here soon.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Maybe do something else. Yeah, start circling stuff. I was
taking pictures in the plane. I was like, geez, I'll
take that. I'll buy that.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Also, I'm assuming this is on Amazon. You can find
something like that. I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I mean, I'll look when we get done here.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Should we check eBay to see if anyone's selling one
hundred thousand eggs?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
But look, if there's somebody around me. I'll be a criminal.
I'm all about money.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Like when I see these old ways steal eggs.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I saw, yes, I saw if there was so scared.
There was someone by me that was.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
They had a chicken coop and they're bragging to me
that my chickens will have bird flu. I'm gonna go
over there and steal eggs and sell them on the marketplace.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Like this woman was.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Imagine meeting a with people's secretly to hand them over eggs.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yeah. This this woman here, seventy six years old in Georgia,
shelled out three thousand dollars in Apple gift cards because
Alan Jackson asked her to do it. The country singer, well,
of course he did. Yeah, And I see that, and
I go, you know what, at this point you should
know so you deserve to lose that cat.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
I want to know how these people are doing it now.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
I want in. It's the same thing as the lady
that got tricked by the fake bread pitch right.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Right, which was horrible photo shopping and she fell for it.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
People are really idiots. I'm telling you eight hundred thousand dollars.
We're a fake brad pitch surgery and.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
We don't know who the criminal is and if anything,
if you found out, Like, I don't know about you,
but in my personal life, if I did that to
some money and I got on the news for doing it,
all my friends would be like, that's a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I would have done it too. Yeah, I don't blame them.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yes, don't you think your friends would say.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
It it's brilliant. Yes, I don't know what my friends
would do about something like that. Oh they would.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
They would say that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Let's go to the Reds game and sitting in the suite,
they would say that, you know they would.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
They would for the Carol all season.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yes, so I'm in if you if you're a criminal
and you need help, sign me up.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
No, thanks, Okay, dude, jail is my worst fear.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
All right, let's take you now to mean Gene Okerland
in a rather unusual set of circumstances.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Thank you very much, Vince.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I come to you from the Kid Chris Show on
one O two seven w b N, and right now
we will take you live to the Sports Report with
a seg Man take it away, big shots.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
There is what's uppe? Yeah, not too big, Gene Mean
as the iron iron. Yeah, that's right, Gene, Gene, mean,
how about those bear Cats last night?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Why you'd celebrate it's over because they won over?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
It's over. Your flowers are dying over here. Yeah, just
like their season. You said that, I did day. Dave
Thomas with twenty points.
Speaker 7 (12:04):
Dylan Mitchell added nineteen Bearcats win last night in South
Florida ninety three eighty three over UCF. That four game
loosing streak is over thanks to West Miller and getting
a little talking to from Bob Huggins. And also and also,
and also he switched things up on Monday. They played
(12:26):
dodgeball to get a lot of the amped up.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Maybe we sho do that around here. You should we
start playing dodgeball around on our people. We have to play.
We have to play both side and.
Speaker 7 (12:39):
And let's play dodgeball in our luxurious wide hallways.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, there's nobody there. We have to play.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
It's hard to throw the ball out yourself exactly myself.
Wait a minute, have you kind of fun though?
Speaker 7 (12:51):
Dan gerezger Junior with twenty six points NKU upset the
high rising league leader Cleveland stated truest Arena eighty five
seventy five. That lost at the Vikings thirteen game win streak. Uh,
let's see Perdue Fort Wayne defeated Wright State and Louisville
wins over Boston College. Bengals update. Trey Hendrickson's agent, Harold Lewis,
(13:11):
expect to meet them with the Bengals as early as
next week to get there whether the NFL sac leader
gets a new deal or a trade. Wants that's first base. Yeah,
need a tall guy at first base?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
He wants to And if somebody, somebody, somebody throws at
one of the players, hendricks is the first guy out
to sack.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
The NFL Honors show tonight at nine o'clock.
Speaker 7 (13:37):
Joe Burrow for m v P Offensive Player of the
Year and Comeback Player of the Year, Jamar Chase for
Offensive Player of the Year, and Trey Hendrickson they might
as well give it to him now the Defensive Player
of the Year.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I heard that the speech for Joe Burrow is gonna
be made by a couple of Chilean.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Guys, and that's what I heard.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
They showed him with the believe you guys are a
bunch of dorks.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
It makes you, I mean, what do you think you
feel that one necklace at number nine. I know, but
you go one to the Super Bowl, but you feel
you out of diamonds, like publicly violated.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
That's yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I know. Look he's just a kid. To keep that
in mind.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Right now, everybody has seen like all of Joe's personal stuff.
It's just ish everywhere. Over three hundred thousand dollars worth
of stone.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
All this stuff has been thrown out at the lawn
in the ratio.
Speaker 7 (14:26):
The NFL is going or the National Football League's going
to play a regular season game in Melbourne, Australia, also
starting in twenty twenty six, and what will be the
first game of a multi year commitment I play there.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
How about that? It'll be at what like four in
the morning.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
Yeah, let's go to Penn Station East Coast Subs right now.
I got to finish the show. But it's coming up
lunchon dinner. It's all about good taste right here on
the home station.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
And uh, Hendrickson, who's going to stay Hendrickson? If you
give him five dollars, he's fine because he just wants
to stay in Cincinnati.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
And some Penn Station gift cards.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Maybe I even bother having an agent because he just
wants to stay.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
We'll find out next week. Sounds like you. Yeah, I
actually do it actually does work for five dollars.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I got rid of my agent, so I do want
to stay.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah, one two seven.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Today is the sixth of January. It's Axel Rose's birthday. Unfortunately, Yeah,
and it's February. We are out of January.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Thanks, I'm sorry February.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
That's all good.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Rick Ashley's birthday is today. Okay, So Rick Ashley comes
to town and Axel Rose, who are you gonna go see?
Speaker 4 (15:35):
I'm picking probably Axel Rose. Yes, please, never gonna give
you up. At least he can sing and still sound
like his albums. Go watch Axel Rose live.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
That's fine. I want to hear a little Welcome to
the Jungle.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
You're not gonna you're gonna hear it.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
It sounds horrible. He's horrible live.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Are you saying that he sounds like nudge when you.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Just want me to do a nudge impression?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Yeah, you got funny games, dude.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
It's Ronald Reagan's birthday today. He died in two thousand
and four. He's dead that I died. The kids.
Speaker 6 (16:15):
Let's hope we have some people that are truly passionate
but also believe. I went straight to the phone lines. Hi,
you r in the air?
Speaker 8 (16:21):
Yeah, Hi, I just wanted that they could comment. Been
listening for a while, and I heard the Reagan in
his own words, Yes, that that's not real. He's dead.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
Well, yes, these are recordings.
Speaker 8 (16:35):
Who are trying to fool?
Speaker 5 (16:38):
Huh?
Speaker 6 (16:40):
All right, have a nice day, sir. Anyway, of course,
he's been dead. He's been going a long time. It
doesn't mean you cannot continue to listen to what the
man has to say.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
He's a great order himself.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
But you know, we're not going to get into a
lot of obscenities or profanity or arguments on stuff like that.
That's just ridiculous. So at any rate, we got some
more calls coming in, so I'm gonna try to go
to the phones again.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Hi, you're on the air.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
I told you he's dead.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
How that happened? Clo, you're on the air, Yes, sir,
my name is Dale.
Speaker 9 (17:11):
I'm a truck driver.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
Uh huh did you say that Ronald Reagan was dead?
You son of a bitch? What is going on here today?
Speaker 6 (17:21):
This is weird at any rate, Yes, Ronald Reagan died
in two thousand and four. He was a great president.
Sometimes we play recording some all kinds of people. They
played John Kennedy's voiceover sometimes time they show them on TV.
They're inspirational characters. Please stop calling and disrupting the program over.
That's not worth it. Go ahead, we got an their
call coming in.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Now shut up. Kennedy's dead too, Okay, we'll try again.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
All right, Yeah, sir, Only people calling up being disrespectful.
Speaker 9 (17:48):
We don't appreciate it.
Speaker 8 (17:50):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (17:50):
And as far.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
As you're saying Ronald Reagan smoke marijuana.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
How could you I didn't say that. Could you son
him a bitch?
Speaker 8 (17:57):
How could you say such?
Speaker 5 (17:59):
I didn't say that. Hello, you're on the air.
Speaker 8 (18:02):
I think you would have to be high to believe
that's really Ronald Reagan in those tapes.
Speaker 9 (18:07):
You're such a liar.
Speaker 6 (18:10):
I don't know what this guy's problem is. Nobody said
Ronald Reagan smoked weed. We pretty well recognize who these
guys are that are causing the problem, but we're not
going to continue because of that.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
The Kid Chris Show on one seven w EBN.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
I'm excited to play this game, but I told Sarah
this is gonna be a tough one to.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Do, and this is such a good prize also, but
it's hard.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
It's hard.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Include all you can eat, all you can drink, I
know at the Marty Girl for Homeless Children event happening
on February eighteenth, Northern Kentucky Convention Center.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
But it's during the week.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Yeah, but take the day off after.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Oh yeah, that's just so easy because everybody just works
in radio where they get to.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Take a day off. This is an adult event. I
work in radio, and I don't get to take the
next day off. I know what I'm saying. I I'm
seeing it along with our girl tiff at Kiss and
O seven John. John's going to be running around doing stuff.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
But uh, you could call and try to play if
you want. If nobody calls, we'll just move on. Five
one three, seven, four, nine, one oh two seven. Sarah
Elise is a master impressionist.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah, and what she's gonna do.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Is do an impression of somebody that like works on
the staff because all day, you know, this is pulling
the curtain back. She'll do impressions of people in the
hallways and people will go, my god, Sarah, that is
just like so and so it's cut sound.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Just like blah blah blah. Pretty amazing.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yeah, it is amazing.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
So five one three, seven, four nine, one o two
seven if you can, if you hear the impression, you
go wow.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
That is uh so and so yeah, then that then
you win. Okay, So it's real simple.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Two VIP tickets again. This includes food from over forty
different restaurants. All you can drink, all the cake and
desserts and grub you can get your hands on. Yeah, wow,
we'll see what's the Marty grop cake again? The king cake,
king cake everywhere at this event. It's so good.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
All right, So, Sarah Alice, who's this? You're on the
air collar.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
This?
Speaker 3 (20:12):
What what's your date?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Your name is Parky?
Speaker 9 (20:19):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
All right, Parky? Are you being for real? Like you
really will go to this event if you win?
Speaker 5 (20:26):
Absolutely?
Speaker 3 (20:27):
All right? Hell ya?
Speaker 1 (20:28):
All right Sarah Lease. Now she has to get into
her character.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
What she does is she spins around and she'll do
the impression of somebody that works on w e v
N or somebody you've heard on our show.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
So and you just guess who it is, Okay.
Speaker 9 (20:42):
With it?
Speaker 1 (20:42):
All right, let's go with all. She's spinning around.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
All right, Sarah, I need to do one more spin.
Speaker 9 (20:46):
Hold on, here she got one more spin, Sarah, let's
go all right, and it's true.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Hold on, I don't know if my head goes on?
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Hold on?
Speaker 3 (21:02):
What did you say? Who did you go?
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (21:08):
I heard was a dudey.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Guts the impression? That get okay, Borkie, hold on a second,
let me let me do this again.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
She's spinning around. Hold On, she's spinning around to do
her master impression.
Speaker 9 (21:28):
And one more time? Then I know you got one more?
End this, lady, I do four key, hold on, man send.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
You don't have to really spend just do the impression.
He asked for a spin and true it's come on,
it's not shrewe. I told her you just got it. Oh,
never mind, I'm I'm just just going to the next person.
(22:10):
Am I saying? It clearly doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
I'm telling you it does not matter. Coller, What master
impression is Sarah Laice doing?
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Hello? Good morning?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
You're on Eric, cat got that person's tongue, all right, Caller?
What master impression is Sarah at last doing?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Uh? Nope, not really? Do you want to do it?
One more? Time, so many more times. Go ahead, it's
somebody on the line. Yes, okay, and.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Okay, let's go that person hung up, let's go here.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Call her?
Speaker 1 (22:58):
What what master pression is Sarah.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
At least doing? She's doing nudge. Let me ask you something, Color,
What was it about.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
The impression that made you hear that it was her
doing nudge?
Speaker 9 (23:16):
Maybe the hot pitched voice that was it.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
There's gotta be more to it.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
There was nothing more to it.
Speaker 9 (23:23):
Uh No, I just guess nudge.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
I literally said.
Speaker 9 (23:28):
Don't glue.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Okay, what did I tell you?
Speaker 9 (23:31):
Did?
Speaker 3 (23:32):
You got it right? Though? You got it right? But
what did I tell you? I said, No, matter what,
they're going to drop the ball. Somebody guess Willy.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
All right, so we got one winner.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Let's do one more for another impression?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Yeah, so hold on, Color, Who are you no?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
No, Parky, No, we're done with Porky.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
I love you, Porky, but no collar you're on the air.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Who are you hello, Logan? Okay, we already got a
winner for the first one.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
She's gonna do another master impression?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (24:06):
All right?
Speaker 9 (24:07):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
All right, She's gotta spin around again and do another
master impression.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
All right, listen closely. Who are you gonna do? Sir? Okay?
Who is her master impression?
Speaker 9 (24:21):
I'm true?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
What was it about the master What was it about
the master impression that clued you in that it was
her doing the shrem impression?
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (24:36):
Jumping right into character, Sarah, Alice.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
You can always jump right into character anytime, dear, And
you've got it right on the nail.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Oh my god, thank you? Was it something I said?
Speaker 2 (24:46):
No, absolutely not, Sarah, hold on, amazing.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Can we have another? No?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
No, no, no, we'll do it again later on.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
My throat hurts from doing that. I don't know how
shreming nudge do that. I'm exhausted.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Are you completely amazed?
Speaker 3 (25:05):
I'm crying right now. God, our listeners are so the best,
like I just yes.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Okay, if you say so, Sah, you have Oh sure,
sure that there is so. By the way, I can't
find the video of Super King.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
I thought you were getting that tweeted out.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
I got to find it. It's on my computer in
my little office.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
You hold on to everything and you will eventually come
across it.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Yes, I have stuff on video camera at my house
still that I got to transfer over.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
We have some funny videos from in studio. We got
to get out there.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Oh yes, oh yes, we do.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
It's wild and here I know.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
I have to pay someone to put because all these
videos start to back.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Up, and we don't have a social media person that
works here.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
No big companies do. Fast food restaurants have come. But
our CEO has a staff that runs his Twitter and
he doesn't put anything out.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Every company has a social media team. You look at
the Cincinnati Bengals. They've got like twelve people on that
social media team and they don't have a long season.
I knew you were gonna have something to say about that. Well,
it's true. And then but us sure though, like there
does come to an end pretty fast.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Yeah, and they're like, no, do all this.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
I gotta be Steven goddamn Spielberg for this radio show
and it puts stuff out.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Speaking of football, this year's Super Bowl cheaper than ever.
Getting on the real sale sites like stub Hub and Ticketmaster.
You can sit high in the sky for just over
two thousand bucks.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
That's the same as when I want to go to
a Bengals game, I.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Have to pay about that to go to the pretty
close Yeah, and I'm I've never seen him that cheap.
It's been a while, so the average trice though, is
still coming in at about eight thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
And buy a car and marketplace for that.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Oh even cheaper than that.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Go drive yourself into the Ohio River. For even thinking
about buying tickets in a Super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Yeah a drink. Even if my Bengals were playing at
the Dome, No thanks, I still wouldn't spend the money.
I can't. I mean, that trip ends up costing you
ten grand easily.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Dude, I'm a wrestling fan. I think everybody knows that
at this point.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I think twelve years of being on the radio and
Royal Rumble was right up the road in Indianapolis.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Not didn't even give it a thought.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
I couldn't believe you didn't go, though, No way, So
I just checked tickpic. Their highest price ticket though, twenty
thousand dollars five ninety one. You're sitting in row three
at the fifty yard line. Noth insane? No, So a
media day was earlier this week aside from tickets, and
the two most popular dudes to talk to obviously Pat
(27:49):
Mahomes and Travis Kelce.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
What am I going to say to those Dodill students
a few things nothing talking about the refs and talking
about Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
So a couple of the viral videos, one of them
a media person asking Pat who his favorite ref is
and if he sends any referees Christmas cards, and Pat
just kind of laughed the thing off, and he goes,
all the refs are great, They do the best they can. Like,
what the hell is he gonna say to that question?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
It gets you nothing.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
It's a slap in the face to Pat too, Like
stop being a dorc about it. And then Travis was
asked a bunch of questions about Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
He knows the stuff's coming. He's ready for it. They're
both ready for it.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Yeah. Somebody was asking if if he has a special
ring for a special someone, and he joked, he goes,
what like a Super Bowl ring? Right for myself?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Boy didn't see that coming.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Oh, one of a masked him what he loves more
Taylor or Phantom fifty hard roughing the passer penalties and
Travis was like, yeah, good question. Anyone else? Yeah exactly,
Like if you're gonna ask a dumb question, you're gonna
get a smart ass answer like that.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
He should just go I'm rich, you're jabrown. Next question,
let me check my bank account. He just just throw
it bad at him.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
I'm on the field. You're not a dating Taylor Swift.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
You're not.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
I mean, you could say anything, but really it's just
the jokes right themselves. Yeah. And then aside from media day,
some Google trends here if you are throwing a Super
Bowl party about the top snacks and dips here in Ohio?
What are you going to eat for the game on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
I'm being told that we're having air fryer wings.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Oh hell yeah. What kind of sauce you gonna put
on those things? Barbecue? It's dry rub for me. I
don't put some no sauce.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Yeah, and I'll have salad probably, and you know me
with salad, I don't put any dressing on salad.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Dude, you are way too good. You're like a little
rabbit over there.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
I'm gonna eat all the dips and the sauces and wings.
And I'm a rabbit.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I'm a keyster bunny sit over here.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
So some of the top snacks here in Ohio that
people are going to be serving up at their Super
Bowl parties, coming in at number one. No surprise, chili.
I would imagine a lot of people are picking up Skyline
number two cookies. All right, Yeah, I don't really think
to eat cookies when I'm watching football.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
I got on a scale. I was one ninety nine yesterday.
I could.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
I could throw some scale, some cookies down the gullet.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
You can handle some cookies and chili.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Yeah, I'm okay, feel the guilt.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Number three on this list in Ohio. Hot dogs.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Oh god, I've been eating these hot dogs that they
have at Kroger. I know this is against yes, all mankind,
but I just saw him and he looked plumped. But
they look plump and good. But they're those like a
turkey dog. No, they're vegan hot dogs, but they're good.
I just to try them.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Vegan hot dogs are not good. I a few. Well,
I'm living to try these from Kroger, but.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
I like them.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Give me the all beef A ballpark hot dog. I
love those two.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
I love Nathan's.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
I love Nathan's hot dogs or the ones that just
say ballpark on them.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Oh yeah, I love them.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
But I saw these and they were on sale. I'm
like well try these.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Oh my god, Now I'm craving a ballpark hot dog,
no beer like a great American send in the sun.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
And when it comes to top dips for the Super
Bowl here in Ohio, number one Buffalo chicken dip. I
was just telling you off there that it's definitely what
I'm making for Sunday. Number two pizza dip. Okay, I've
never made it. Pizza dip. I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
I'll try it.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Probably amazing.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Yeah, anything with pizza.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
And number three salsa salsa chips, a little bit of caso.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Now I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Over by where I live, they have that place called
The Works.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Maybe I could get one of my breakfast pizzas for
for Super Bowl Sunday.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
That's not a bad idea if I can order it
go pretty good together.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Yeah, but the.
Speaker 7 (31:38):
Eggs's gonna cost you some more money.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Yes, Do you think they're cooking stuff up with those
stolen eggs?
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Listen, if they go, look, we have problem with the eggs,
I'll go steal some from somebody in the neighborhood and
I'll bring them down myself. I just I love their
breakfast pizza at the Works.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
That sounds so bad. If I call up, they go,
we can't because of the eggs. I'll be I will
bring you eggs if you can make my.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Pizza exactly the way they make that. It's on the
cauliflower a crust, and oh God.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
God, you're so healthy. I think I've had cauliflower a
crust one time and I'm like, I feel and it
tastes like I'm eating cauliflower.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Oh it's so good. I love that place. The works.
God bless you.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
God bless America, and God bless the eggs and the
American eagles.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
We need them to stomp out and put a stop.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Fly eagles fly.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Yes, you know, Dave the Engineer was just in here,
and we always fight about white trash food and stuff.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
You know.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Yeah, we all have different tastes and what we think
is white trash and what's not well.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
All started when he made fun of me because when
I was a young kid, I had tubes in my
ears growing up, and he made fun of me because
he said anybody who had tubes in their ears was
white trash growing up, but that was a health thing.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
And that's such a weird argument.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
I know, well, he's always arguing me about stuff, but
then he will fight with me about how the food
he eats.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Like what are some of the things that I always
fight with him about?
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Like, so, Dave likes the necho wa pure white. He
likes popstards, and I mean, so do I. I think
those things are white trash and rollos are not white trush.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
And then I found this list.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
See how we start to argue over this so easily.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Like Dave is one, this is totally white trash. Sandwiches
like ketchup sandwiches. I bet he ate those.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
I's gone. It just just ketchup.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
And white bread.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Oh yeah, I mean why baloney was.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Something we talked about now that was I got yelled
at for saying that was. I used to love those.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Oh, I think it's delicious, like a fried egg, And
I was told that, oh fried baloney, fried egg, a
little bit of mayonnaise.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Eggle waffles with melted sharp cheddar cheese on.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
It is that white trash?
Speaker 3 (33:49):
I think so again, all these things are delicious, though
I've never tried to ketchup sandwich things.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
This is ten delicious meals. People loved his kids, but
we're weird. As adults.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
No, still eate fred baloney, grape.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Jelly and grilled cheese.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
I've never done that before. I'm not against it though.
That sounds delicious. Actually chili on cinnamon rolls. Never done
that either, But I do like the combination of salty and.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Sweet spaghetti noodles on canned beans.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Oh I heard of that. And no grape jelly and
grilled cheese. You just saund that one I did, okay.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Oh, cut up hot dogs on everything, like you put
cut up hot dogs in a cup with scrambled eggs.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
I like cutting up hot dogs and eating it with
baked beans. Yeah, I got a cookout having milk with
spaghetti youw it together, but a drinking it as your
beverage with your dinner.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
I remember that when I was a kid.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Yeah, like my mom, they were always giving us milk
with everything. Yeah, like with our chicken nuggets or chicken
patties or grilled cheese. Everything was with milk, and it
wasn't good.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
I used to always drink I mean milk. I mean
up to a couple of years ago. It was always milk.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Like I never just pour myself a glass of milk.
Now I'm working milk. It's like cereal.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. And even now when I have cereal,
I eat it with almond milk.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
It's like water. Yeah. I can't with you, Christopher, You're
way too healthy for me. I eat like a twelve
year old boy. It's not good. I gotta get my
ish together.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Well, I mean, but you work out crazy, you do
it so you can eat like that.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
I know the way I can have grilled cheese with
jelly and hot dogs cut up into everything I eat.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
See.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
I worked across the country for table scraps, and so
whenever radio station food would show up, you know, for
you to mention their business or whatever, I would just
shovel it all in and take it home with you.
I eat like crazy, horrible, awful through the years and
years and years. And that's what happened to me.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
So now that I got some money, you can take
better care of yourself a family.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
So now it's like I have to take better care
of myself to stay alive for my girls.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
So now it's a little different. Life is different.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
My husband said when he was getting started with radio
his thing, because he had hardly any money, he would
go to the gas station and buy those like fifty
cent burritos. Yes, he's like, I'd get a few of
those and try to just make them last.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Well.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
I told that story when I worked in Sacramento. I
worked till eleven o'clock at night. My show was on,
and I would stay up all night and I would
just because I'll be drinking mountain dew and taking noos
and stuff just to stay away from my show. And
then that takes forever to wear off. So at five am,
the McDonald's would open and I would go and just
buy a ton of egg sandwiches and put them in
(36:39):
the freezer and I would eat those all day long.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
Yeah, just to survive.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Yeah, you had to to survive. So mountain dew and
egg sandwiches.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
It's amazing that we're still alive. The amount of mountain
do that we would drink as kids and teenagers. But
you didn't you thought of price. You didn't think of it.
Oh my god, twenties. I look at that stuff now,
I'm like, I can't drink that syrup.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
And then I remember for salespeople coming to me going, hey,
they want to do like a night where you're out
at this bar on a Thursday night, Because they have
a slow night on a Thursday, okay, and they'd be like,
and they can't afford a talent fee, but they'll give
you an open bar.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
Do they serve mozzarella stock?
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Yeah, and they'd be like, you know, if you get
there early, they'll feed you.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
Okay. Hell yeah. That was it, and that was how
you would survive, yep, drinking free beer and mozzarella sticks.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
And at the end of the night.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
You go to you know, afterwards, you'd go to like
Taco Bell, yeah, something, and that's how you lived because
you had twenty years old.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
You're like, nah, I'm fine.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
It didn't matter. Yeah, remember when Taco Bell was for
like fifty cents.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
For the y Yes, And that's how you lived anyways.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Now and then afterwards, after a while, you hit almost
three hundred pounds and you go, wait a.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Minute, I got to college. I'm like, ooh, like this
doesn't work. I need to start running on you start
doing something. Metabolism is all of a sudden slowing down.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
You know, I get a drink almond milk. It's a
kid Chris show. It's one O two seven W E
B N
Oh, excuse me.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I just shoveled down two hard boiled eggs and and.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
I'll glad youate them in the hallway. By the way,
I didn't Oh, I didn't even smell them.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yeah. No, I just finished him over here.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Oh you stepped out. I was like, oh, he's being nice.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I threw out my banana peel.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I want to first of all, say, at least I
came in and I uh. I normally don't.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Get uh, you know, gifts or whatever I want to.
I got this today. I want to give shouts to
I mean, I feel bad, I feel terrible. Why first
of all, don't send me anything anybody please, But this guy,
I don't know where he is. I think he he
must be in Uh. I know it's not from Cincinnati
because people here don't they don't give.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
They take.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Maybe somebody in Philly.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, it's either sar Antonio, Frank Frank A Garuza. Oh yeah,
he throw it on here. Enjoy your gift. You're the
best Cobra. Thanks for all the laughs all these years.
Hot soup from another Philly loser, Frank.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Agaruza a A g r u s A.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Okay, now he miss uh misstook what I said. Remember
I told you that the to me, the comedy Bible
is Andrew Dice Clay the data laughter died, and I said.
The one thing I tried to spend money on was
buying the gold record or the platinum record of the
thing on eBay. I tried to get that. Okay, yeah,
(01:23):
I said that they don't don't do it anymore. No,
he got me the actual He got me the double
album the CD, which is cool, but I already have that.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
That was still a nice thought, though, do you even
have a CD player?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Well, I mean my computer rips you know it rips
am in. Oh okay, no, but I already have this.
I have this exact thing, this double CD.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
That was really nice though.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
No, it's really cool, and I think it's also that
that Frank did that, but I already have this, So
I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Know what to do. Just hold on to it.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I know. I feel bad.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Why why would you feel bad? He didn't know that
you had.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
It, I know, but I feel bad because he went
and did did that and heard it and thought, oh,
I'm going to go do this and do something really
really cool.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
And it is cool.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
But I'm hoping that you didn't already.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because that would have been psyched.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I do hate what happened.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
That's not a print. You can't buy that anywhere. That album,
which even makes it cooler, But it is the comedy Bible,
the Andrew Dice Clay double album, where he just makes
up a comedy set in the club and just runs
people out of there and people get mad and gets
into fights with people.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
It's so great.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Well, I'll listen to it. It wasn't a gift to me,
but yeah, I'll give it a listen. I guarantee you won't.
You won't. You'll just be like, I don't get it.
It's not really Yeah, I love comedy stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
You won't. You won't get it.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
The other day for the very first time, because he's
been hyped up so much, Shane Gillis, have you watched
his stuff before? But he's just like a bar dude
around for a while. But I had never watched any
of his stand up before, and I'm like, you know what,
I'm gonna sit down finally watch this guy. He had
a sold out show the other day at Heritage, and yeah,
he just sounds like somebody that you're hanging out with
(03:04):
like at your local pub. Yeah, and he's just cracking jokes.
But I didn't mind it.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
You're you're not gonna like that.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
You won't understand well, I will listen to this, I know,
because you won't get it. You'll to just go it's trash.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Why would I think it's trash because I do. I'm
pretty open hotel. When I told you to watch David Telly,
like that was trash. Well, even my husband was like, really,
this is a guy that he thinks is funny, and
I'm like, gay, that guy's a legend. Well, each their own.
There's somebody for everybody. Yeah, and Anthony is super dark comedy. Yeah. Yeah,
(03:39):
I love that guy. But I didn't love him the
first time that I watched him. The first time I
watched him like, oh my god, he's horrible. Yeah, And
then the second time, I'm like, this is the funniest
person ever. Hell of a delivery. Yeah, I will give
it a shot.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Let you know, dice man, uh you know sold out.
Madison Square Garden was the first to do that a
couple of times, and then during the height he recorded
this album, Rick Rubin said you should go into a
club to just make it up as you go along,
and Dice was like that.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Could ruin me. Oh absolutely, and it was like, yeah,
that's what makes us fun.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
That's tricky with comedy.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
There he goes, and that's funny and it's and they
made a double album of him bombing. It's a CD
of complete silence of an audience stunned.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I was going to say, there's like, no fake left
track in there, just dead cricket.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
In the middle of it.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
He goes, he hear that nothing nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
As a teenager growing up, I just listened to that
over and over and over again because it was so
punk rock and so anti.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
What it should be. I was like, this is the greatest.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
And then I felt like I'm on the right track
because that thing went platinum.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
It was gigantic and it was I mean, it's the Bible.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah yeah. And that year was this thing done eighty nine?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah it was.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
It was just a baby.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
It was at the height of his career.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Kid Chris, that's Sarah Elise stop and.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
You you know what, it does it so much better.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I have that video of him singing it while you're
telling everybody your story, So at least I'm gonna tweet
it out right now finally, Yes, okay, I keep her
forgetting to do it.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I'm gonna do it right now.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Over there. Yeah, Grammy Award winning for that hit right there.
I love that dude. So the other day, remember how
we had talked about with the egg drama. Because the
price is going up over four four dollars for a dozen.
I can hear the super King.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I don't know if that's it. Actually, I don't know
if I have it. Hold on, keep keep going, just so,
just so, just don't don't mind me.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
We're well over four dollars for a dozen of them,
all because of the bird flew and it's a rough
situation and they don't know when the price is going down.
But the average right now at Kroger about four to
twenty five. I was there the other day. Yeah, the
most expensive in California nine dollars a dozen for those things.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
California is expensive. Everything's expensive of California.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
I would never want to go out there for anything.
I simply can't afford to go out there.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I live there. California sucks.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I would think, so older than the weather right, like
the weather's on too bend.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Well, you know, I mean, it used to be good,
but now every time the wind blows, you're afraid of
your house burning down.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
So just keep that in mind.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah that's not good.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yeah, it's not worth living out there anymore.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Clearly, these things are a hot little item and people
are now willing to commit a crime for eggs. So
in Pennsylvania making the national headlines today, police are saying
over one hundred thousand eggs we're stolen over the weekend.
So the thieves took them from the back of a
distribution trailer and it turns out to be worth about
(06:58):
forty thousand dollars when it comes to loss of eggs.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Gagin're getting held up for eggs?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
No hold on, where are you going to put one
hundred thousand eggs in your pocket? I got questions like
how many people were involved, Like what's the motive here?
Like how did you take off with one hundred thousand
egg It's yeah, so the eggs berts.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Listen, if you own like a chicken coop and stuff
like that, you better get like a pit bull or
something to be roman out there.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Multiple pit bulls. Yeah. So they're now working with law
enforcement and they say that We're committed to resolving this
as quickly as possible, and they said due to the
ongoing investigation, they can't comment any further on this matter.
How do you not know where these people are?
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Though?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah? Right, you can't hide with one hundred thousand eggs
and the shelf life of eggs, it's like three weeks.
So what are you gonna do? Like hold on?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Like they called the Joe Burrow dudes, but they can't
find the egg guys.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Did they give them to the chili?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I look what is going on?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Somebody's gonna jump humpty dumpty and take them home?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Were gone. I don't know who's responsible.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
They're just trying to I love eggs too, man the case,
that's what you've been sitting over there typing.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
No, I don't have that joke typed out. That one
just kind of came to me by Uh.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I have a little egg thing that makes hard boiled eggs,
And that's all I.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Do is I take that little hand held thing.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
You know, it's like a little bubble, and I put
the eggs in and you put a little water in there.
And I saw it in the sky mall magazine things
and uh yeah, and I love it.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
It makes hard boiled eggs.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
And when after sixteen minutes it dings and they're all done,
and I put them in the fridge and I eat
them all week long.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Every time I try to make hard boiled eggs, they
always end up cracking. You try to place them in
the little pot on the stove so carefully. Yeah, that's
why I one always gets a big crack down.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
And that's why I got this makes it perfect. So
once you crack it and start peeling it, yeah, it
comes right off. It doesn't take half of it off
where you just stuck with the yolk and all that
was eating shell.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Yeah, no, that's what I need. I need that little tool.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, start chopping in skymall.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Well, I am taking a trip here soon.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Maybe do something else. Yeah, start circling stuff. I was
taking pictures in the plane. I was like, geez, I'll
take that. I'll buy that.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Also, I'm assuming this is on Amazon. You can find
something like that. I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I mean, I'll look when we get done here.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Should we check eBay to see if anyone's selling one
hundred thousand eggs?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
But look, if there's somebody around me. I'll be a criminal.
I'm all about money.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Like when I see these old ways steal eggs.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I saw, yes, I saw if there was so scared.
There was someone by me that was.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
They had a chicken coop and they're bragging to me
that my chickens will have bird flu. I'm gonna go
over there and steal eggs and sell them on the marketplace.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Like this woman was.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Imagine meeting a with people's secretly to hand them over eggs.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yeah. This this woman here, seventy six years old in Georgia,
shelled out three thousand dollars in Apple gift cards because
Alan Jackson asked her to do it. The country singer, well,
of course he did. Yeah, And I see that, and
I go, you know what, at this point you should
know so you deserve to lose that cat.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
I want to know how these people are doing it now.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
I want in. It's the same thing as the lady
that got tricked by the fake bread pitch right.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Right, which was horrible photo shopping and she fell for it.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
People are really idiots. I'm telling you eight hundred thousand dollars.
We're a fake brad pitch surgery and.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
We don't know who the criminal is and if anything,
if you found out, Like, I don't know about you,
but in my personal life, if I did that to
some money and I got on the news for doing it,
all my friends would be like, that's a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I would have done it too. Yeah, I don't blame them.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yes, don't you think your friends would say.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
It it's brilliant. Yes, I don't know what my friends
would do about something like that. Oh they would.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
They would say that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Let's go to the Reds game and sitting in the suite,
they would say that, you know they would.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
They would for the Carol all season.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yes, so I'm in if you if you're a criminal
and you need help, sign me up.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
No, thanks, Okay, dude, jail is my worst fear.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
All right, let's take you now to mean Gene Okerland
in a rather unusual set of circumstances.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Thank you very much, Vince.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I come to you from the Kid Chris Show on
one O two seven w b N, and right now
we will take you live to the Sports Report with
a seg Man take it away, big shots.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
There is what's uppe? Yeah, not too big, Gene Mean
as the iron iron. Yeah, that's right, Gene, Gene, mean,
how about those bear Cats last night?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Why you'd celebrate it's over because they won over?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
It's over. Your flowers are dying over here. Yeah, just
like their season. You said that, I did day. Dave
Thomas with twenty points.
Speaker 7 (12:04):
Dylan Mitchell added nineteen Bearcats win last night in South
Florida ninety three eighty three over UCF. That four game
loosing streak is over thanks to West Miller and getting
a little talking to from Bob Huggins. And also and also,
and also he switched things up on Monday. They played
(12:26):
dodgeball to get a lot of the amped up.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Maybe we sho do that around here. You should we
start playing dodgeball around on our people. We have to play.
We have to play both side and.
Speaker 7 (12:39):
And let's play dodgeball in our luxurious wide hallways.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, there's nobody there. We have to play.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
It's hard to throw the ball out yourself exactly myself.
Wait a minute, have you kind of fun though?
Speaker 7 (12:51):
Dan gerezger Junior with twenty six points NKU upset the
high rising league leader Cleveland stated truest Arena eighty five
seventy five. That lost at the Vikings thirteen game win streak. Uh,
let's see Perdue Fort Wayne defeated Wright State and Louisville
wins over Boston College. Bengals update. Trey Hendrickson's agent, Harold Lewis,
(13:11):
expect to meet them with the Bengals as early as
next week to get there whether the NFL sac leader
gets a new deal or a trade. Wants that's first base. Yeah,
need a tall guy at first base?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
He wants to And if somebody, somebody, somebody throws at
one of the players, hendricks is the first guy out
to sack.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
The NFL Honors show tonight at nine o'clock.
Speaker 7 (13:37):
Joe Burrow for m v P Offensive Player of the
Year and Comeback Player of the Year, Jamar Chase for
Offensive Player of the Year, and Trey Hendrickson they might
as well give it to him now the Defensive Player
of the Year.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I heard that the speech for Joe Burrow is gonna
be made by a couple of Chilean.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Guys, and that's what I heard.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
They showed him with the believe you guys are a
bunch of dorks.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
It makes you, I mean, what do you think you
feel that one necklace at number nine. I know, but
you go one to the Super Bowl, but you feel
you out of diamonds, like publicly violated.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
That's yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I know. Look he's just a kid. To keep that
in mind.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Right now, everybody has seen like all of Joe's personal stuff.
It's just ish everywhere. Over three hundred thousand dollars worth
of stone.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
All this stuff has been thrown out at the lawn
in the ratio.
Speaker 7 (14:26):
The NFL is going or the National Football League's going
to play a regular season game in Melbourne, Australia, also
starting in twenty twenty six, and what will be the
first game of a multi year commitment I play there.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
How about that? It'll be at what like four in
the morning.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
Yeah, let's go to Penn Station East Coast Subs right now.
I got to finish the show. But it's coming up
lunchon dinner. It's all about good taste right here on
the home station.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
And uh, Hendrickson, who's going to stay Hendrickson? If you
give him five dollars, he's fine because he just wants
to stay in Cincinnati.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
And some Penn Station gift cards.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Maybe I even bother having an agent because he just
wants to stay.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
We'll find out next week. Sounds like you. Yeah, I
actually do it actually does work for five dollars.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I got rid of my agent, so I do want
to stay.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah, one two seven.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Today is the sixth of January. It's Axel Rose's birthday. Unfortunately, Yeah,
and it's February. We are out of January.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Thanks, I'm sorry February.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
That's all good.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Rick Ashley's birthday is today. Okay, So Rick Ashley comes
to town and Axel Rose, who are you gonna go see?
Speaker 4 (15:35):
I'm picking probably Axel Rose. Yes, please, never gonna give
you up. At least he can sing and still sound
like his albums. Go watch Axel Rose live.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
That's fine. I want to hear a little Welcome to
the Jungle.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
You're not gonna you're gonna hear it.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
It sounds horrible. He's horrible live.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Are you saying that he sounds like nudge when you.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Just want me to do a nudge impression?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Yeah, you got funny games, dude.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
It's Ronald Reagan's birthday today. He died in two thousand
and four. He's dead that I died. The kids.
Speaker 6 (16:15):
Let's hope we have some people that are truly passionate
but also believe. I went straight to the phone lines. Hi,
you r in the air?
Speaker 8 (16:21):
Yeah, Hi, I just wanted that they could comment. Been
listening for a while, and I heard the Reagan in
his own words, Yes, that that's not real. He's dead.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
Well, yes, these are recordings.
Speaker 8 (16:35):
Who are trying to fool?
Speaker 5 (16:38):
Huh?
Speaker 6 (16:40):
All right, have a nice day, sir. Anyway, of course,
he's been dead. He's been going a long time. It
doesn't mean you cannot continue to listen to what the
man has to say.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
He's a great order himself.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
But you know, we're not going to get into a
lot of obscenities or profanity or arguments on stuff like that.
That's just ridiculous. So at any rate, we got some
more calls coming in, so I'm gonna try to go
to the phones again.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Hi, you're on the air.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
I told you he's dead.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
How that happened? Clo, you're on the air, Yes, sir,
my name is Dale.
Speaker 9 (17:11):
I'm a truck driver.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
Uh huh did you say that Ronald Reagan was dead?
You son of a bitch? What is going on here today?
Speaker 6 (17:21):
This is weird at any rate, Yes, Ronald Reagan died
in two thousand and four. He was a great president.
Sometimes we play recording some all kinds of people. They
played John Kennedy's voiceover sometimes time they show them on TV.
They're inspirational characters. Please stop calling and disrupting the program over.
That's not worth it. Go ahead, we got an their
call coming in.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Now shut up. Kennedy's dead too, Okay, we'll try again.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
All right, Yeah, sir, Only people calling up being disrespectful.
Speaker 9 (17:48):
We don't appreciate it.
Speaker 8 (17:50):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (17:50):
And as far.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
As you're saying Ronald Reagan smoke marijuana.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
How could you I didn't say that. Could you son
him a bitch?
Speaker 8 (17:57):
How could you say such?
Speaker 5 (17:59):
I didn't say that. Hello, you're on the air.
Speaker 8 (18:02):
I think you would have to be high to believe
that's really Ronald Reagan in those tapes.
Speaker 9 (18:07):
You're such a liar.
Speaker 6 (18:10):
I don't know what this guy's problem is. Nobody said
Ronald Reagan smoked weed. We pretty well recognize who these
guys are that are causing the problem, but we're not
going to continue because of that.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
The Kid Chris Show on one seven w EBN.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
I'm excited to play this game, but I told Sarah
this is gonna be a tough one to.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Do, and this is such a good prize also, but
it's hard.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
It's hard.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Include all you can eat, all you can drink, I
know at the Marty Girl for Homeless Children event happening
on February eighteenth, Northern Kentucky Convention Center.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
But it's during the week.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Yeah, but take the day off after.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Oh yeah, that's just so easy because everybody just works
in radio where they get to.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Take a day off. This is an adult event. I
work in radio, and I don't get to take the
next day off. I know what I'm saying. I I'm
seeing it along with our girl tiff at Kiss and
O seven John. John's going to be running around doing stuff.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
But uh, you could call and try to play if
you want. If nobody calls, we'll just move on. Five
one three, seven, four, nine, one oh two seven. Sarah
Elise is a master impressionist.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah, and what she's gonna do.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Is do an impression of somebody that like works on
the staff because all day, you know, this is pulling
the curtain back. She'll do impressions of people in the
hallways and people will go, my god, Sarah, that is
just like so and so it's cut sound.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Just like blah blah blah. Pretty amazing.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yeah, it is amazing.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
So five one three, seven, four nine, one o two
seven if you can, if you hear the impression, you
go wow.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
That is uh so and so yeah, then that then
you win. Okay, So it's real simple.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Two VIP tickets again. This includes food from over forty
different restaurants. All you can drink, all the cake and
desserts and grub you can get your hands on. Yeah, wow,
we'll see what's the Marty grop cake again? The king cake,
king cake everywhere at this event. It's so good.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
All right, So, Sarah Alice, who's this? You're on the
air collar.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
This?
Speaker 3 (20:12):
What what's your date?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Your name is Parky?
Speaker 9 (20:19):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
All right, Parky? Are you being for real? Like you
really will go to this event if you win?
Speaker 5 (20:26):
Absolutely?
Speaker 3 (20:27):
All right? Hell ya?
Speaker 1 (20:28):
All right Sarah Lease. Now she has to get into
her character.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
What she does is she spins around and she'll do
the impression of somebody that works on w e v
N or somebody you've heard on our show.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
So and you just guess who it is, Okay.
Speaker 9 (20:42):
With it?
Speaker 1 (20:42):
All right, let's go with all. She's spinning around.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
All right, Sarah, I need to do one more spin.
Speaker 9 (20:46):
Hold on, here she got one more spin, Sarah, let's
go all right, and it's true.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Hold on, I don't know if my head goes on?
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Hold on?
Speaker 3 (21:02):
What did you say? Who did you go?
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (21:08):
I heard was a dudey.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Guts the impression? That get okay, Borkie, hold on a second,
let me let me do this again.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
She's spinning around. Hold On, she's spinning around to do
her master impression.
Speaker 9 (21:28):
And one more time? Then I know you got one more?
End this, lady, I do four key, hold on, man send.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
You don't have to really spend just do the impression.
He asked for a spin and true it's come on,
it's not shrewe. I told her you just got it. Oh,
never mind, I'm I'm just just going to the next person.
(22:10):
Am I saying? It clearly doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
I'm telling you it does not matter. Coller, What master
impression is Sarah Laice doing?
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Hello? Good morning?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
You're on Eric, cat got that person's tongue, all right, Caller?
What master impression is Sarah at last doing?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Uh? Nope, not really? Do you want to do it?
One more? Time, so many more times. Go ahead, it's
somebody on the line. Yes, okay, and.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Okay, let's go that person hung up, let's go here.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Call her?
Speaker 1 (22:58):
What what master pression is Sarah.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
At least doing? She's doing nudge. Let me ask you something, Color,
What was it about.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
The impression that made you hear that it was her
doing nudge?
Speaker 9 (23:16):
Maybe the hot pitched voice that was it.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
There's gotta be more to it.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
There was nothing more to it.
Speaker 9 (23:23):
Uh No, I just guess nudge.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
I literally said.
Speaker 9 (23:28):
Don't glue.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Okay, what did I tell you?
Speaker 9 (23:31):
Did?
Speaker 3 (23:32):
You got it right? Though? You got it right? But
what did I tell you? I said, No, matter what,
they're going to drop the ball. Somebody guess Willy.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
All right, so we got one winner.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Let's do one more for another impression?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Yeah, so hold on, Color, Who are you no?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
No, Parky, No, we're done with Porky.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
I love you, Porky, but no collar you're on the air.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Who are you hello, Logan? Okay, we already got a
winner for the first one.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
She's gonna do another master impression?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (24:06):
All right?
Speaker 9 (24:07):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
All right, She's gotta spin around again and do another
master impression.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
All right, listen closely. Who are you gonna do? Sir? Okay?
Who is her master impression?
Speaker 9 (24:21):
I'm true?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
What was it about the master What was it about
the master impression that clued you in that it was
her doing the shrem impression?
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (24:36):
Jumping right into character, Sarah, Alice.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
You can always jump right into character anytime, dear, And
you've got it right on the nail.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Oh my god, thank you? Was it something I said?
Speaker 2 (24:46):
No, absolutely not, Sarah, hold on, amazing.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Can we have another? No?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
No, no, no, we'll do it again later on.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
My throat hurts from doing that. I don't know how
shreming nudge do that. I'm exhausted.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Are you completely amazed?
Speaker 3 (25:05):
I'm crying right now. God, our listeners are so the best,
like I just yes.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Okay, if you say so, Sah, you have Oh sure,
sure that there is so. By the way, I can't
find the video of Super King.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
I thought you were getting that tweeted out.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
I got to find it. It's on my computer in
my little office.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
You hold on to everything and you will eventually come
across it.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Yes, I have stuff on video camera at my house
still that I got to transfer over.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
We have some funny videos from in studio. We got
to get out there.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Oh yes, oh yes, we do.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
It's wild and here I know.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
I have to pay someone to put because all these
videos start to back.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Up, and we don't have a social media person that
works here.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
No big companies do. Fast food restaurants have come. But
our CEO has a staff that runs his Twitter and
he doesn't put anything out.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Every company has a social media team. You look at
the Cincinnati Bengals. They've got like twelve people on that
social media team and they don't have a long season.
I knew you were gonna have something to say about that. Well,
it's true. And then but us sure though, like there
does come to an end pretty fast.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Yeah, and they're like, no, do all this.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
I gotta be Steven goddamn Spielberg for this radio show
and it puts stuff out.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Speaking of football, this year's Super Bowl cheaper than ever.
Getting on the real sale sites like stub Hub and Ticketmaster.
You can sit high in the sky for just over
two thousand bucks.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
That's the same as when I want to go to
a Bengals game, I.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Have to pay about that to go to the pretty
close Yeah, and I'm I've never seen him that cheap.
It's been a while, so the average trice though, is
still coming in at about eight thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
And buy a car and marketplace for that.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Oh even cheaper than that.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Go drive yourself into the Ohio River. For even thinking
about buying tickets in a Super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Yeah a drink. Even if my Bengals were playing at
the Dome, No thanks, I still wouldn't spend the money.
I can't. I mean, that trip ends up costing you
ten grand easily.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Dude, I'm a wrestling fan. I think everybody knows that
at this point.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I think twelve years of being on the radio and
Royal Rumble was right up the road in Indianapolis.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Not didn't even give it a thought.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
I couldn't believe you didn't go, though, No way, So
I just checked tickpic. Their highest price ticket though, twenty
thousand dollars five ninety one. You're sitting in row three
at the fifty yard line. Noth insane? No, So a
media day was earlier this week aside from tickets, and
the two most popular dudes to talk to obviously Pat
(27:49):
Mahomes and Travis Kelce.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
What am I going to say to those Dodill students
a few things nothing talking about the refs and talking
about Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
So a couple of the viral videos, one of them
a media person asking Pat who his favorite ref is
and if he sends any referees Christmas cards, and Pat
just kind of laughed the thing off, and he goes,
all the refs are great, They do the best they can. Like,
what the hell is he gonna say to that question?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
It gets you nothing.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
It's a slap in the face to Pat too, Like
stop being a dorc about it. And then Travis was
asked a bunch of questions about Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
He knows the stuff's coming. He's ready for it. They're
both ready for it.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Yeah. Somebody was asking if if he has a special
ring for a special someone, and he joked, he goes,
what like a Super Bowl ring? Right for myself?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Boy didn't see that coming.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Oh, one of a masked him what he loves more
Taylor or Phantom fifty hard roughing the passer penalties and
Travis was like, yeah, good question. Anyone else? Yeah exactly,
Like if you're gonna ask a dumb question, you're gonna
get a smart ass answer like that.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
He should just go I'm rich, you're jabrown. Next question,
let me check my bank account. He just just throw
it bad at him.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
I'm on the field. You're not a dating Taylor Swift.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
You're not.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
I mean, you could say anything, but really it's just
the jokes right themselves. Yeah. And then aside from media day,
some Google trends here if you are throwing a Super
Bowl party about the top snacks and dips here in Ohio?
What are you going to eat for the game on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
I'm being told that we're having air fryer wings.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Oh hell yeah. What kind of sauce you gonna put
on those things? Barbecue? It's dry rub for me. I
don't put some no sauce.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Yeah, and I'll have salad probably, and you know me
with salad, I don't put any dressing on salad.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Dude, you are way too good. You're like a little
rabbit over there.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
I'm gonna eat all the dips and the sauces and wings.
And I'm a rabbit.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I'm a keyster bunny sit over here.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
So some of the top snacks here in Ohio that
people are going to be serving up at their Super
Bowl parties, coming in at number one. No surprise, chili.
I would imagine a lot of people are picking up Skyline
number two cookies. All right, Yeah, I don't really think
to eat cookies when I'm watching football.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
I got on a scale. I was one ninety nine yesterday.
I could.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
I could throw some scale, some cookies down the gullet.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
You can handle some cookies and chili.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Yeah, I'm okay, feel the guilt.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Number three on this list in Ohio. Hot dogs.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Oh god, I've been eating these hot dogs that they
have at Kroger. I know this is against yes, all mankind,
but I just saw him and he looked plumped. But
they look plump and good. But they're those like a
turkey dog. No, they're vegan hot dogs, but they're good.
I just to try them.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Vegan hot dogs are not good. I a few. Well,
I'm living to try these from Kroger, but.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
I like them.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Give me the all beef A ballpark hot dog. I
love those two.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
I love Nathan's.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
I love Nathan's hot dogs or the ones that just
say ballpark on them.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Oh yeah, I love them.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
But I saw these and they were on sale. I'm
like well try these.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Oh my god, Now I'm craving a ballpark hot dog,
no beer like a great American send in the sun.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
And when it comes to top dips for the Super
Bowl here in Ohio, number one Buffalo chicken dip. I
was just telling you off there that it's definitely what
I'm making for Sunday. Number two pizza dip. Okay, I've
never made it. Pizza dip. I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
I'll try it.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Probably amazing.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Yeah, anything with pizza.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
And number three salsa salsa chips, a little bit of caso.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Now I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Over by where I live, they have that place called
The Works.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Maybe I could get one of my breakfast pizzas for
for Super Bowl Sunday.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
That's not a bad idea if I can order it
go pretty good together.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Yeah, but the.
Speaker 7 (31:38):
Eggs's gonna cost you some more money.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Yes, Do you think they're cooking stuff up with those
stolen eggs?
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Listen, if they go, look, we have problem with the eggs,
I'll go steal some from somebody in the neighborhood and
I'll bring them down myself. I just I love their
breakfast pizza at the Works.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
That sounds so bad. If I call up, they go,
we can't because of the eggs. I'll be I will
bring you eggs if you can make my.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Pizza exactly the way they make that. It's on the
cauliflower a crust, and oh God.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
God, you're so healthy. I think I've had cauliflower a
crust one time and I'm like, I feel and it
tastes like I'm eating cauliflower.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Oh it's so good. I love that place. The works.
God bless you.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
God bless America, and God bless the eggs and the
American eagles.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
We need them to stomp out and put a stop.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Fly eagles fly.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Yes, you know, Dave the Engineer was just in here,
and we always fight about white trash food and stuff.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
You know.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Yeah, we all have different tastes and what we think
is white trash and what's not well.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
All started when he made fun of me because when
I was a young kid, I had tubes in my
ears growing up, and he made fun of me because
he said anybody who had tubes in their ears was
white trash growing up, but that was a health thing.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
And that's such a weird argument.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
I know, well, he's always arguing me about stuff, but
then he will fight with me about how the food
he eats.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Like what are some of the things that I always
fight with him about?
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Like, so, Dave likes the necho wa pure white. He
likes popstards, and I mean, so do I. I think
those things are white trash and rollos are not white trush.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
And then I found this list.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
See how we start to argue over this so easily.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Like Dave is one, this is totally white trash. Sandwiches
like ketchup sandwiches. I bet he ate those.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
I's gone. It just just ketchup.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
And white bread.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Oh yeah, I mean why baloney was.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Something we talked about now that was I got yelled
at for saying that was. I used to love those.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Oh, I think it's delicious, like a fried egg, And
I was told that, oh fried baloney, fried egg, a
little bit of mayonnaise.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Eggle waffles with melted sharp cheddar cheese on.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
It is that white trash?
Speaker 3 (33:49):
I think so again, all these things are delicious, though
I've never tried to ketchup sandwich things.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
This is ten delicious meals. People loved his kids, but
we're weird. As adults.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
No, still eate fred baloney, grape.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Jelly and grilled cheese.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
I've never done that before. I'm not against it though.
That sounds delicious. Actually chili on cinnamon rolls. Never done
that either, But I do like the combination of salty and.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Sweet spaghetti noodles on canned beans.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Oh I heard of that. And no grape jelly and
grilled cheese. You just saund that one I did, okay.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Oh, cut up hot dogs on everything, like you put
cut up hot dogs in a cup with scrambled eggs.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
I like cutting up hot dogs and eating it with
baked beans. Yeah, I got a cookout having milk with
spaghetti youw it together, but a drinking it as your
beverage with your dinner.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
I remember that when I was a kid.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Yeah, like my mom, they were always giving us milk
with everything. Yeah, like with our chicken nuggets or chicken
patties or grilled cheese. Everything was with milk, and it
wasn't good.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
I used to always drink I mean milk. I mean
up to a couple of years ago. It was always milk.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Like I never just pour myself a glass of milk.
Now I'm working milk. It's like cereal.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. And even now when I have cereal,
I eat it with almond milk.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
It's like water. Yeah. I can't with you, Christopher, You're
way too healthy for me. I eat like a twelve
year old boy. It's not good. I gotta get my
ish together.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Well, I mean, but you work out crazy, you do
it so you can eat like that.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
I know the way I can have grilled cheese with
jelly and hot dogs cut up into everything I eat.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
See.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
I worked across the country for table scraps, and so
whenever radio station food would show up, you know, for
you to mention their business or whatever, I would just
shovel it all in and take it home with you.
I eat like crazy, horrible, awful through the years and
years and years. And that's what happened to me.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
So now that I got some money, you can take
better care of yourself a family.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
So now it's like I have to take better care
of myself to stay alive for my girls.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
So now it's a little different. Life is different.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
My husband said when he was getting started with radio
his thing, because he had hardly any money, he would
go to the gas station and buy those like fifty
cent burritos. Yes, he's like, I'd get a few of
those and try to just make them last.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Well.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
I told that story when I worked in Sacramento. I
worked till eleven o'clock at night. My show was on,
and I would stay up all night and I would
just because I'll be drinking mountain dew and taking noos
and stuff just to stay away from my show. And
then that takes forever to wear off. So at five am,
the McDonald's would open and I would go and just
buy a ton of egg sandwiches and put them in
(36:39):
the freezer and I would eat those all day long.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
Yeah, just to survive.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Yeah, you had to to survive. So mountain dew and
egg sandwiches.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
It's amazing that we're still alive. The amount of mountain
do that we would drink as kids and teenagers. But
you didn't you thought of price. You didn't think of it.
Oh my god, twenties. I look at that stuff now,
I'm like, I can't drink that syrup.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
And then I remember for salespeople coming to me going, hey,
they want to do like a night where you're out
at this bar on a Thursday night, Because they have
a slow night on a Thursday, okay, and they'd be like,
and they can't afford a talent fee, but they'll give
you an open bar.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
Do they serve mozzarella stock?
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Yeah, and they'd be like, you know, if you get
there early, they'll feed you.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
Okay. Hell yeah. That was it, and that was how
you would survive, yep, drinking free beer and mozzarella sticks.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
And at the end of the night.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
You go to you know, afterwards, you'd go to like
Taco Bell, yeah, something, and that's how you lived because
you had twenty years old.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
You're like, nah, I'm fine.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
It didn't matter. Yeah, remember when Taco Bell was for
like fifty cents.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
For the y Yes, And that's how you lived anyways.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Now and then afterwards, after a while, you hit almost
three hundred pounds and you go, wait a.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Minute, I got to college. I'm like, ooh, like this
doesn't work. I need to start running on you start
doing something. Metabolism is all of a sudden slowing down.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
You know, I get a drink almond milk. It's a
kid Chris show. It's one O two seven W E
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