May 1, 2025 • 42 mins
John Matarese from WCPO talks about the unstable economy and how people are cutting back on airline travel, leading to lower airfares but increased fees for things like checked bags and overhead bins. Tips and annoyances about packing for travel are shared, including packing layers to avoid suitcase space and people who overstuff overhead bins. The popularity of "Buy Now Pay Later" (BNPL), especially criticizing its use for small purchases like fast food via Door Dash, calling it "stupid" and a way to get into debt.
Sara has a news story is recounted about a 7-year-old driving his 5-year-old sibling over 10 miles in the middle of the night to get McDonald's, damaging the mother's car.
Details are shared about Andrew Dice Clay coming to town, with the host recounting his difficult but interesting past interactions with him.
Country Jeff the Drunk Drifter calls in, discussing giving rum to his fish and getting free clothes by going “shoesless”.
KiddChris expresses “disappointment” at not being nominated for the Radio Hall of Fame and discusses some of the nominees.
Sara has a news story is recounted about a 7-year-old driving his 5-year-old sibling over 10 miles in the middle of the night to get McDonald's, damaging the mother's car.
Details are shared about Andrew Dice Clay coming to town, with the host recounting his difficult but interesting past interactions with him.
Country Jeff the Drunk Drifter calls in, discussing giving rum to his fish and getting free clothes by going “shoesless”.
KiddChris expresses “disappointment” at not being nominated for the Radio Hall of Fame and discusses some of the nominees.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Eban, it is the Kid Chris Show.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
And on the phone from Channel nine and John Matey's
money on Facebook.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
His name is John Mattaree.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Is this the Kid Chris Show?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Yes, it is. John.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Now, I know there's a ton of stuff. I mean,
as of course, the uh, the economy's unstable. Everything's unstable,
so everybody's going to start, you know, penny pension here
and there, So of course we've got stuff going on,
right John.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
What's happening is because you're nervous, you know, what's one
of the first things you cut back on airline travel.
But the good news there is that the airfares are down.
When there's not much demand, the fares drop.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
But well, I don't want to say they're steaming, uh.
But you know, if you're a trialer, it's kind of
a schem because they're raising the other fees.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
So you go, hey, we can find an airfare for
two hundred bucks. That's great, but watch out with the fees.
Have you guys seen this If not check a bag,
it happened thirty five dollars per years. Yeah, and now
a lot of the ears are fifty dollars to check
it back.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Jesus, Oh, it's like, you know, you're you just buy
another seat and put.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Your bag.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
On the back, or be like one of those idiots
at the airport that overstuffs their bag so badly that
they can't squeeze it into the overhead bin. I hate
that when we're loading the plane and there's some idiot
guy who has basically three suitcases worth of clothing trying
(01:25):
to jam it in that overhead storage.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
John people, I've never done this, but is he an idiot?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Because what ends up happening is the lady comes over
to flight attendant and goes, we're gonna have to check this,
and then he gets it checked and it's free.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yeah, it's true, it's free at that point.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Yeah, it's not a bad idea.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
They put a tag on it and they go, it'll
be waiting for you outside at the gate.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Perfect Like oops, I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
But some of the airlines, have you seen this one?
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Now?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
It's with the deep discount airlines where you have to
pay to put a bag in the overhead bin. That
one gets me.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
You know.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
It's like, yeah, you have to pay to check, but
then pay for the overhead been and so you know what,
I put all your clothing in a little purse. You
see Sarah going away for the week for the weekend
with all her clothing in her purse.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
John, you would be so impressed. I can do up
to six days and a carry on.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, you know what. And that's the truth, that no fact.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
But pretty soon some of these guys are going to
be traveling and they're going to be wearing the same
sweats and T shirt while the wife has all this
stuff in the in the you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, you know, you know how guys fall. It's so funny.
We put on like three layers because it's like, well,
I got this T shirt, I've got a hoodie. You
never want to you never want to pack a hoodie
because it takes up your whole suitcase. You wear the
hoodie and then you wear a vest on top of
the hoodie. So there I am on the plane, sweating
like a hog. I'm like, well, I'm not I'm not
packing my my vest or my hoodie in the suitcase.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Well, the hood you're rolling up and it becomes a
pillow on the plane. Oh, I see that on the
notes here, And I'm intrigued because this I don't know,
this seems like this is going to be trouble.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
Yeah, I'd say, well, you know, buy now, buy now,
pay later has exploded in popularity the last two years.
Where you know, you want to get a couch thousand
bucks okay, and rather than you know, put a thousand
bucks in your credit card, you get hit with interest.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
You do buy now, pay later, you're pay in four
equal installments of you know, two hundred and fifty bucks
and much better. And there's no interest. That's the beauty
of buy now, pay later, no interest. It does bite
people though, when they start putting too much stuff on it,
miss a payment, then you get these huge fees. So
that's the catch with fine now, pay later. But so
(03:42):
many people are using it that it's so popular. Door
dash is now getting into the business good. So you
can now order your Chipotle or your Chick fil a
sandwich be a door Dash and put it on buy now,
pay later and pay over four months for that.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Chick People are so stupid.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
That's stupid. That's gonna get everybody into debt. Chickens and yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
These companies they're gonna fold because they're putting they think
that people are gonna pay you this.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
They're not probably gonna repoll the old food. Right.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
This is a bad idea, all around bad And.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I don't know as a business, why would they sit
there and put the baton in the customer's hands with
this idea think it's going to be good.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Yeah, yeah, I gotta head out to Chick fil A now, Sarah,
because you know when you start talking about Chick fil A,
you really want one of those sandwiches.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, so good. Just run out the door and tell
them you pay later, all right, see.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
You next guy.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
I'm off to lunch.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Now, all right, take care. That's John Matterisee.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Check them out on John Mattery's Money on Facebook and
of course on Channel nine. John, thanks for the time, man.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
All right, great talking.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
That is Sarah le across from me.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Oh yeah, we got some good stuff this.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Morning, muggy Monday.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
I'm glad that is glows out there.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
It's awful up with the ac on cranked. I was
freezing this morning. I love it. Then I went outside
and then you know, and all.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Of a sudden, the muggy summer stuff is here.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
We don't even get the nice stretch of spring.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
No, for a gentleman, it's horrible.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Youw I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
It, I don't need to say anything else.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
It sucks for everybody, though. I don't know anyone that
likes the humidity.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
So no, no, that's why, you know, And I never
understood that when you're a guy, you know, and you're
in your twenties whatever, you're horny and all that stuff
all the time. You go out there concerts and all that,
and you're like, oh, I want to hook up, but
no girl wants to get it on with the dude.
When you sticky down there, you're like, just chick will
talk to me. It's like, dude, we're all swampy.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Oo, sticky and stinky. Ooh no thanks, yeah, s it
is U season. But in Utah, this mom she said
that she woke up in the middle of the night
to police knocking at her door. So Whitney Bush said
(05:57):
that they told her they found her five and seven
year old in the car together with the seven year
old driving. Oh, they were driving Whitney's car, yep. So
they told her that someone had reported the vehicle because
there was like a reckless driver behind the wheel, is
what the caller had said.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Kids are drinking early.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Man later had a parking strip and now you can't
even drive the car. Yeah, it turns out the kids
are okay, thank god. But when police asked him, like
what was going on? I guess they drove over ten
miles and the seven year old told him we just
want some McDonald's. Yeah, in the middle of the night. Well,
(06:38):
I get it when the craving hits. Yeah, anything to
get there.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Is so expensive right now.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
And the kid's like, I got finn bugs. I could
not afford the delivery things.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
It's so much. The economy is just killing me. Your
officer of the economy's killing me. I had to go
and make the run myself.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Even seven year olds understand. So the little kid told
police I have the money, and he's like, look, my
seatbelt's on. That's awesome, and he acted like everything was
totally fine.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Where's the camera footage of this?
Speaker 5 (07:09):
I would love to see them driving around a little
seven and five year old want I mean, we can
laugh because they're totally fine.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, I want the footage of this. As far as
the cop camera footage, I want to.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
See, Yeah, the police officer going back and forth, that conversation.
But yeah, like I said, the car totally out of
commission and in a tow yard. And Whitney's a single
mom too, so this is just a pain in the
butt all around.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Yea.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
And of course she didn't know that the kids got
up and took the car because she's exhausted from taking
care of kids on her own.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
And she told the police, she goes, look, I put
all of them down to bed. Everybody was good, they
were all in their rooms, tucked them in.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
And she's like, I popped my gummies and I was out.
What's the mama supposed to do?
Speaker 5 (07:51):
If I were her, I'd probably do the same thing.
I think she's got four kids, oh, all alone too.
So Whitney told police, well, he's definitely grounded for life,
and she's like, I'm actually impressed that he almost made
it there.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Well, now mommy's got a dd Come get mommy at
the bar.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Yeah, and I guess, you know, obviously he's so young,
being only seven, he's not facing any charges. But when
he said he's going to be doing some community service
for their neighbors for a while, that's good taking care
of the neighborhood for a bit old. Was he seven
driving around his five year old little sibling.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
He's got some balls, but please release.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
The camera fund I want to see the conversation with
the cop.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah, that'll be all over the news when that happens.
When they release that footage, it's got to come out right.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Yeah, it's making headlines everywhere. I mean, this is the
wrecked suv. Wow, And it doesn't look that bad in the pic.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
That sucks for mom because how is she going to
get to work now?
Speaker 5 (08:48):
I know it's all a pain. That's why he's surrounded
for life.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
There won't be a GoFundMe for her. For the mom
when she start one, we should because that's the one
that should have a go fundme, not somebody's crooks that
actually get one because people say that, Oh well I
don't like cops, so we're gonna set up a GoFundMe
for this guy, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Or like the dad that had left his kids at
McDonald's while he quote unquote did a job interview. Yeah,
it turns out that was all bad. Yeah right, Yeah,
there was a lot more to that story, and they
had started to go fund me for him, and I shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
And this mom will just will just not laugh it
off and then move on and she'll still be stuck.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
I know, I feel for her, like especially the car.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
I know.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Guess she's gonna have to hide the keys too. Once
she does get the car back.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I know she have to put them und her pillow
at night.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
Have your kids ever tried to take off like that?
Speaker 6 (09:37):
No?
Speaker 5 (09:38):
I never did either. Yeah, you know, I was to
get in my parents' car as a kid.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I never tried to sneak out of the house or anything. Nah,
I never did any of that stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I never. I just never had to. Never What was
I going to do? I didn't drink in high school
or anything, So what was I going out to do?
Speaker 5 (09:54):
You weren't looking to get McDonald's in the I.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Wasn't looking to do that either.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Could you imagine if you're out on the road and
you see these little kids behind the wheel and you
do a double time.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I'd be afraid to call the cop because I'd be like,
am I on drugs?
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Am I seeing this right now?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Right? I would be afraid.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
And also, how tall is this seven year old that
he can actually reach the pedal and see over the
wheel and everything?
Speaker 6 (10:15):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Kid, I mean, are you looking in the window and
seeing like a car less driver or a driverless driverless car.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah, are you like okay a yeah, am I on drugs?
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Like those cars that they have out in Arizona. Yeah, yeah,
nobody's in there, just a little robot operating the entire thing.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I don't really pay attention.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
They're called way moos.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
The only thing I see on the on the roads
here when I go home from work are just moms
in their mini vans on their phones with hoodies, smoking cigarettes.
That's like all I see. That's all I see.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Yeah, I mean, I guess it depends on one time
you're out there driving.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I'm out there during and you know, there's there's drive time,
and then there's a stay at home mom time, and
that's when I'm out there driving.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
You and all the moms.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
And then when I go to Starbucks, it's moms in
their uh the yoga pants, gossiping and texting their side
pieces as they should be.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Well, thank you, Sarah, Elise say say.
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Speaker 9 (12:02):
Sad you're in an airplane?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
No, don't do any airplane stuff the passengers.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
What's up?
Speaker 5 (12:11):
Segment Airplane Drama, Cincinnati Drama.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Red's Update.
Speaker 9 (12:16):
The Cardinals sweep a double header from the Reds yesterday.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Fifteen to one.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Say thank you.
Speaker 9 (12:27):
Saint Louis sweeps a twin bill in a Queen city
for the first time since June twenty eighth, nineteen fifty
nine a field.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Did you make jdastleep on the couch? Did he get lippy?
Speaker 5 (12:38):
He was in a really good mood yesterday.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Does he break your balls as he goes like you
got suck?
Speaker 5 (12:43):
No, he's so sweet that he doesn't even do that
kind of stuff. But when we win, when the Reds win, Yeah,
I'm sure he did. Then he has to hear about it.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
That's Cincinnati we have today. We didn't win yesterday. There's
no championships at all, and we're the biggest mouths.
Speaker 9 (12:58):
Miles michaelish Miles Michael has allowed three hits over six
innings and Alexis Diz gave up the hat trick of
homers in the ninth six nothing victory. In the nightcap,
Wilson Contreras with a three run homer off the batter's
eye on the first inning. Cardinals beat the Reds nine
to one. Chase Petty he'll get better. At their first
big league start was a tag for nine runs and
(13:19):
seven hits over two and a third innings. Now they
wrap up the series today at twelve forty. Let's see
a scary scene last night in Pittsburgh where a fan
fell twenty one feet over the Clementy Wall and right
field PFB Park. The incident happened in the seventh inning
between the Cubs and Pirates. Reports are the manas in
a Pittsburgh hospital and critical condition. The National Football League
(13:45):
has a fined Atlanta Falcons two hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
This is.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Can I get through this.
Speaker 9 (13:52):
The defensive coordinator Jeff Obrick one hundred thousand dollars over
the eak of the Schadora Sanders phone during the NFL Draft.
Olbrick's son Jacks, took the number from the open eyepad
and used it to prank Sanders during the draft. I
bet you he's so popular. I know, but the kid
(14:12):
is is your ground? He's over eighteen? Right, what do
you think they were going to do? It's a private phone,
you know, but you know they're gonna get fine. So
what are you complaining about? No, but it has nothing
to do with the team.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Didn't They didn't do it?
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Yeah, why would they do?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
That's the way it goes. What the players gets a
ticket for speeding to that's the ticket to the team
security breach?
Speaker 6 (14:32):
Right? So what.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Do Yeah? The National Football League did the right thing.
Let's see.
Speaker 9 (14:41):
That's all I got yesterday Penn Station East Coast subs.
It's all about good taste, And yesterday it was stop
by the Middletown location at Penn Station. Got a pizza
large fry.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
Did you really get that?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Yes? You think I make this up?
Speaker 6 (15:00):
You?
Speaker 5 (15:00):
What am I making up?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Lunch? Lunch?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Yesterday? I thought you were going to say that they
came by again and I wasn't.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
No, they didn't. Manager Derek, thank you very much. That's
what I paid.
Speaker 9 (15:12):
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Speaker 1 (15:29):
Got what station? Oh one O two seven w E b.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
N Show Andrew Dice Clay, You're in a studio with us,
and my grandmother's on the phone. I mean, I know
your grandmother and everything, but you've lived a lot of life,
you know.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
I mean, you got you gotta know how to kiss
a chick, that's right. Yeah, I'm the best.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
You are intriguing me.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I know I am. You don't worry about me, worry
about you. Chris Show Morning's on double. And then if
you miss my grandma, I know.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I mom used to call in every well, every Monday.
We shul to do Mom on Mondays and she was
always hilarious. She's you know, old school. Is they get
racist without knowing that they're racist.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
Oh yeah, it's just part of their generation, that's right.
We just got to let them say what they.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Need to say, Yeah, and we just sit back and laugh.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
They can get away with it, right, we just let them.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
My grandmother was probably the only person in my life
that I would just call to talk to.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
I love talking to my grandma.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Yeah, I had one left and she's gone, and I
wanted to go to her funeral. But you know, unfortunately
I was well, I was working in Atlanta and we
were in the middle.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Of an important ratings period and all that stuff.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
It that's so sad that you can't even get away
from your job because you're worried about losing your job.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yes, that's how that is.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Oh, you can't even go to your own grandma funeral.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
That's bad. They don't say you can't, but you just
know that you can't. Yes, they make you.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
They they will look at you and be like in
their eyes it says, if you come, if you come back,
your key ain't gonna work.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
You will have to pay for that.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Yeah, and if you say anything after afterwards in depress
of why that we got rid of you, we.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Will sue you.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
We love because it is definitely true. Uh, but yeah,
just give your grandmothers an extra squeeze or a phone
call or show them some love.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Two words of advice, so uh yeah, especially that we're
into the uh into the mental health awareness one, you know,
being may Yeah, give give that grandmother of yours a
hug or whatever.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
And then also don't work in radio.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Check on your loved one. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Two things that radio. Two things that will keep you
mentally healthy.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
Yes, take care of the mental stuff for sure.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Speaking of Andrew dice Clay, that's why I played that
He's coming to Mega Core uh Pavilion and on August eighth.
And I'm very excited because for years I would have
Andrew dice Clay on my show and depending on.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
The city I worked in. This is why I love
this guy. Now.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
I grew up to Andrew dice Clay all through the
nineties and stuff because he was always starting trouble and
uh he was dirty and I.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Was in high school so that was like a big deal.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Yeah, And he was like the first rock star comedian
and someone you grow up to and then later on
in life you can have him on your show and
then have a personal relationship with him. I mean that's
kind of a it's it's like an honor.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
And he would call my show and be so funny,
and he would try out bits on the show and
all that stuff and it was so cool. But he's
out of his mind. In real life, he's out of
his mind.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
I feel like a lot of comedians kind of are.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Yeah, and and but he was on though, like just
because he's crazy, funny, crazy, Like he would just call
me out of the blue. I'd just walking somewhere and
he would call me out of the blue and I'd
be like, oh, it's die and then pick up and
I'd be like, hey, what's up. And you'd want to
go and do movie scenes with me on the phone,
and he would tell me what to say and then
he would act it out and then he'll go, now,
(19:13):
now you do it, and I'll do it and he'll
go no, no, no no, and he'd start yelling at me
and tell me I'm doing it wrong, and I'll be like,
I got to go like I'm at the bank or whatever. Nom. Yes,
he's out of his mind, and I know he's doing
it to with.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Me yours and he knows that you appreciate it because
you're always messing with people too.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
But then but he's always so honest, like I would
be working in San Antonio, Texas. I call him up Bay, Hey, Dice,
do you want to come on my show? And he'd
be like, well, where are you working. I'd be like
San Antonio, No, and he'd hang up the phone. Yeah.
And then I'd be working in Sacramento and he'd be like, yeah, yeah,
I'll come on. That's you know, it's big enough.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
And then Philadelphia he'd call every day.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
Yes, he'll come into studio. When it comes to Cincinnati.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Well I came here to SID I'd be like, hey,
what's up and he'd be like, where are you now.
I'd be like Cincinnati.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
He'd be like, no, what you got against Cincinnati?
Speaker 1 (20:08):
It wasn't big enough for him. Oh, but now he's
coming to town. So uh.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
The numbers I had for him, one of them just
goes straight the voicemail.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Oh no. And then he gets a new phone number.
I've had the same one when I was sixteen.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
He's like that sou and he would always tell me
call my commando phone, you know, my commando phone.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
So the commando phone number doesn't work anymore.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
So I texted a few people and uh uh, and
most of them wrote back, going uh. He won't talk
to me anymore. Oh yeah, well it's his thing. He
fights with everybody in his life.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Okay, one of them now, now I.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
Really want him in here. I got to get the scoop.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
One of them being Club Soda Kenny, who is like
his security guard guy forever in the nineties, then they
became then they were enemies, and then they were good
friends again.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
And I'm apparently not talking anywhere. And Club Soda Kenny's on.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
The road with uh with Bill Burr right now, go
for him.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Hilarious.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
I don't know what their beef is.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
So you don't really see dudes having fallouts like fights
with everybody, Like I feel like once guys are friends,
like that's it for life. They they don't really argue
about anything.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Andrew Dice Clay was fighting with a dude what was
his name?
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
They called the pit Bull of comedy.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Okay, And I was gonna have him on one time
because he was coming to Sacramento.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Oh, Bobby Slayton. And I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
They were like at odds and I asked him, I go, hey,
Bobby Slayton's coming to town.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
He goes you have him. You talked to Bobby Slayton.
You and I are going to fight.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
I'm like, oh my god, forget it. Oh so no,
Bobby Slayton's it.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
But Dice.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
There was one time where Dice, he plays drums awesome.
He called into my show and was like, all right,
I want to play a song on the drums. You
tell me what it is. I'm like, okay. So he
started playing drums and I couldn't hear it on the phony,
I mean on speakerphone. Was just a bunch of noise
and he wouldn't stop doing it. You're like, I want
to hear five minutes of it.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Oh, why did you even stay on the phone?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Come calling back?
Speaker 5 (22:22):
Oh forget that. He's getting the immediate block.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Shaking hands the moment out here.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Here's some some things like on the show. I wanted
to introduce him to Brad the Cripple, who was our
intern at the time. It was in the wheelchair on
our show, and then Dice went into a whole thing.
Speaker 6 (22:39):
I don't make fun of afflictions. If you twitch, you twitch.
That doesn't make you stupid, makes you look stupid, you
know what I mean? Talking to somebody that has a
little twitch in that face. Yeah, yeah, somebody's twitching at me.
I don't ignore it. I go, you know, that's really
funny the way you're doing Well, I'm not doing it
on purpose. I go, I didn't say it did. I'm
(23:01):
not saying you make that happen. What I am saying
is that it's funny when it happened, and better it
happened to you than me.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Is he kind of just.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
We're thinking, and what are you gonna do to him?
There's nothing you can do to me, you can say.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Uh, so he's coming to town. Hopefully we get him
on the show. I'm very excited for that.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
If he unblocks your number, yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Well he didn't block it. I don't think he just
he just changes his numbers. So we'll go with that.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
It's a kid Chris show.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
It's what if I don't have Bobby Slayton on our
show there, Yeah, come on and talk to us at
any time and be a superstar on the radio. Uh,
just like this gentleman right here who has become a
superstar through the years by calling in and now he
lives out in a mansion and just lives a huge
(23:58):
Yeah you do right.
Speaker 8 (24:00):
No, I don't live in Price Hill.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
I think there are mansions in priceh Country.
Speaker 8 (24:07):
Jeff, part to Price Hill, but not this part. This
is a ghetto part country.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Jeff the drunk drifter, joining us as always, what's up
with you, Jeff?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Okay, yeah, you're no man.
Speaker 8 (24:24):
You know I gave him my uh you know I
bought some one fifty one rum earlier. Yes, and you
know I poured. I just poured like a quarter shot
of the shot glass into my fish and they drank it.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
You're not supposed to give a booze the fish.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
How are they stole a lot?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah, even though they look at you.
Speaker 8 (24:48):
No, no, let's run a wild. It looks like I
gave him a crack or something. Yeah, I think around.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
I think you're killing them.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
That's called death.
Speaker 8 (25:01):
No, no, no, they're they're they're they're surviving.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
You're like fish about that.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Fish, Hitler, you're bad.
Speaker 8 (25:13):
I just gave him a quarter shot. Yeah, I mean
it wasn't a whole shott Okay, yeah, yeah, okay, so
it's kind of fine kind of death.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
You're gonna show up and.
Speaker 8 (25:26):
That helps them equal Yeah, doctor, Jeff, don't let Peta
find out about this. Yeah, they're gonna show I don't
care about peta.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Got Peter's not going to place out running around here.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
If Peter finds out that there's some fish being tortured
in Price Hill, they're gonna be like those fish are.
Speaker 8 (25:46):
On their own.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
I feel like that's a hot spot for Peter.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
The fish and the fish and price Hal have kevlar?
Is that true?
Speaker 6 (25:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (25:56):
I don't know a bottle from. Uh, I don't know
some place.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Yeah, it's funny that they allow it was if you
if you came stumbling into a fish store that I
was working at, I would not sell you any fish.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
Think I don't think we can do this transaction.
Speaker 8 (26:13):
Yeah, I'm want to get a doll too.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Probably a good idea.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yeah, no, no, think about that. If you believe in reincarnation.
Whatever dog is stuck with Country Jeff the drunk Drifter,
what did that person do in its former life to
get punished with that?
Speaker 8 (26:38):
Read that dog?
Speaker 10 (26:39):
Good?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Yeah, you know I got Whatever.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Dog is stuck with Country Jeff is Charles Manson in
the former life.
Speaker 8 (26:48):
Don't call me nothing like that, man.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
I'm worrying.
Speaker 8 (26:54):
Jordan's got closing everything.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yeah, any time I do see country, Jeff, he's wearing
like uh like, well you just said he's wearing Jordan's
and like last time I saw him, he had some
brand new uh uh car hearts on and stuff. He
has better clothes and I have to go to the
to the Loveland Goodwill to get the clothes I wear.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
It's just how he prioritizes his finance.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
It's free money. Yeah, this free money.
Speaker 8 (27:20):
Well, all you gotta do is you just kind of
go to a place. You's got to be like, hey man,
is there anywhere you can help me out with some
clothes and some shoes, and don't don't walk in there.
Don't walk in there with shoes walking there shoesless.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
Shoesless, shoesless. Okay, I'm gonna go to Gucci a Kenwood.
Speaker 10 (27:39):
To what they do for me when she watched it,
woss who all no ho cue right up, don't give
you no, don't give you a forty.
Speaker 8 (27:49):
Five dollar uh Balc're the Saint Vincent, Paul.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
Oh if you organization for dollars is a part or what?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Oh yeah, especially at Saint Vincent. You can get a
whole new wardrobe for that.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Honestly, only if you just walk into a store shoesless, shoesless.
Speaker 10 (28:08):
Yeah, yeah, walking and drunk you know, drunken shoes are
not you guys, Because kid Chris, I guess he's a
non alcohol.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
But yeah, I'm not an alcoholic drinking anymore. Yeah, I
don't drink any more period.
Speaker 8 (28:23):
No, man, that's really good man. Thanks, how many days
you've been Tolbert?
Speaker 6 (28:30):
Now?
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Well, first of all, you make it sound like I
was an alcoholic at one point.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
I just chose not to drink any He was.
Speaker 8 (28:35):
An alcohol When you wear that hair jail from Notting
ninety nine, he was an alcohol the hair jel.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
It's because of my hair jel.
Speaker 8 (28:48):
Hello, yeah, not bet nine. I mean that's crazy.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
Yeah, hot a spot an alcoholic.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
It's the hair jel.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
So if I wear if I wear I wear Kroger
Kroger hair gel means I'm an alcoholic.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
But I still wear that.
Speaker 8 (29:04):
Well, it's got alcohol in it, so it's scoring your boards.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
So yeah, okay, it makes a good point.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
But Jeff, I didn't have a problem. I just chose
for my health reasons not to drink alcohol, and I
just don't need it to have a good time, you know.
Speaker 8 (29:18):
No, that's really good I'm glad you're good. We're good.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
So I made the right choice because my whole goal
is every day we're very well aware.
Speaker 8 (29:31):
I'm sitting on my balcony.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Oh the guy's got a balcony. I live in an
apartment with ants, yeah, and other things that.
Speaker 8 (29:40):
Because of your reasons, and I'm not going into it
because that's your impersonal business.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
But anyway, guy, do need to start drinking some of this,
some of this Kroger Jel, start getting shoesless.
Speaker 8 (30:00):
I'm gonna be painhandling the day.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
Chris, you and Jeff, you guys can get together, and
I need to start taking getel.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
He's living a better life than me.
Speaker 8 (30:11):
That's for gotting door and I'm unworthy of you. Ghetto
like ghetto.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
You gotta play the part.
Speaker 8 (30:20):
I remember the name of the shoes.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
But anyways, we gotta go.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
You've had more time this segment than the whole month
so far, so we got to get going right man.
Speaker 8 (30:29):
All right, But anyways, hey, do you think the Bangles
are going to make it a leaks to the playoffs
this year?
Speaker 6 (30:37):
No?
Speaker 2 (30:37):
But thanks for calling sports talk all right, man, Thanks,
there's cuntry Jeff the drunk drifter Sarah Elise.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
What are we talking about next here?
Speaker 5 (30:47):
Today?
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Sarah Leice bringing you the heat right now?
Speaker 5 (30:54):
I got your heat.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Okay, bring Muggy Day.
Speaker 8 (30:57):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Mother's Day Yep, it's coming up.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
My mom is no longer with us, so thanks for
bringing that up.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
Thanks, thanks, Sorry, this happens every year.
Speaker 6 (31:08):
I know.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
My mom's in heaven not at all.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
Well, good for her. I hope she's having a lot
more fun out there. But Mother's Day is next Sunday. Look,
I forgot.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Well hear that. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
Well, and my mom's not even going to be here.
They're going to be on vacation, so so do it.
She'll be in a much better place.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Where when does she leave.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
That Friday? Friday before Mother's Day?
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Okay, so Thursday is Mother's Day for so? Uh so
Brenda Ali for Brenda Alise, So bring her something.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
So research is showing that you actually don't even have
to spend cash just to make mom happy. Most moms,
according to this article, are saying all they want is
you is sleep.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Oh oh, it depends on in the age.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
O let them sleep? No, I would say any age
is good to get in a really solid nap or
to sleep in. It doesn't matter how old your kids are.
I don't even have kids, and I'm like, I need
a nap.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
I'm going to be you know, I guarantee you. I'm
speaking for all the dads. Oh, here we go that
when Father's Day comes up, there's not even going to
be a poll on for a Father's Day either on
what fathers want for Father's Day.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Who cares?
Speaker 5 (32:27):
You know what my dad says every year. He's like,
I just want to grill out and have my family.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
That's it. That's all a dad wants.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
It's very simple to make Bobby a Laves happy.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Yeah, me too. It's like for It's like, it's probably all.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
You are caring about. You just met your daughters there.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
I was asked, if you don't know my personal situation,
I am no longer living in the home and I
am my wife and I are are are splitting up
and and we are on awesome terms.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
So she has loved that for you guys and your daughters.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Yeah, and she asked me, she goes, what do you
want to do for your birthday? You want to go
out to dinner and all that stuff. I said, I
just want to hang with the girls.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
You don't even want her around.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
No, No, she's that's not that, not that I don't
want to go to Like remember how like last year
we had that big dinner where you were there and
all that stuff.
Speaker 5 (33:11):
Yeah we're big fifty.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Yeah, yeah, I don't want that. I didn't want that
last year.
Speaker 5 (33:16):
Oh I know. Yeah, you walked in and saw all
of us sitting there, like, no.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I just want to hang with my girls. That's it.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
Will you hang out with your your ex wife.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
If she's there yet, I mean, if I go over
to the house or whatever, I mean, it's it's all
I want. I just want the end. I just want
to be with them.
Speaker 5 (33:32):
Oh, you guys are going to be closer than ever.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Yeah, so that's that's. That's it.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
For my birthday or for Father's Day, it's just as
long as they're there, I'm fine.
Speaker 5 (33:40):
I don't even know when Father's Day is. Some time
in June.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
It's a perfect example, right there.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
We'll get to that, I'm sure, because Father's Day is
in June, and with the economy, they're just gonna end
up canceling June.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
I just forget it.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
I heart just got rid of June.
Speaker 5 (33:56):
Whether it's McDonald something, homemade resorder, it doesn't matter. Just
make sure she doesn't have to do anything on that day.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
I just want to do nothing today like I did
all week.
Speaker 6 (34:11):
You're bad.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
I think about all the moms that I know, and
I'm like, I can't believe you work all day and
then you go home and it definitely doesn't end. It
gets even crazier for you.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Yeah, Like, props to all the moms jobs.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
I'm exhausted. Like I was with my friend's kid the
other night for like two hours on a baseball game,
and I'm like, oh, that's enough for me.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
At least one job.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
You get the class out perfect and then at the
end of the week you get like a check.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
Yeah, when you're a mom.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
When you're a parent, you do all this work and
you still spend more money. Yeah, you spend all.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
This money and do all this work, and at the end,
the kid still kicks you into balls.
Speaker 5 (34:48):
I don't know how y'all do it.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Who knows it impressive At the end, it could end
up being like you raised them an end of this, brother,
they end up killing you at the end.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
Depending on how things go. Just been your best behavior,
But yeah, it's five percent of moms are saying they
don't even remember the last time that they were actually
just able to lie down for a nap. They just
want the luxury of being able to take an up
that day on Mother's Day if they want to, and
speak about Father's Day. A recent survey is showing that
(35:18):
Father's Day is the fourth when it comes to card scent,
so coming in behind Christmas, Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day,
and death. That's when you get a card.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Yeah, a sympathy card comes before Father's Day.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
People rather do that, so sad.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
I've rather said somebody their pet dying sympathy card before
dad gets a card.
Speaker 5 (35:42):
Dude, And Dad's disturbed so much. My dad never asks
for anything, And I'm like, why.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Don't we do more for this as for anything? Hey,
I just broke my leg and someone take me to
the shut.
Speaker 5 (35:53):
Up went all time? Sorry, there's no time.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
I'm watching my stories.
Speaker 5 (35:59):
Oh sorry on social media it's so bad.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
And then speaking of moms, we've got a competition going
on right now, a little contest. I know we're going
to be delivering milk and cookies for MILFs this year.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Yeah, for MILFs moms.
Speaker 5 (36:15):
I like to feed and make.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Sure that when you're doing when you sign up for
that on WBN dot com.
Speaker 5 (36:21):
Yeah, all the details are up there. We partnered up
with row Rosecookies in northern Kentucky. They're the best cookie
in the world.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Sarah, Elisa and I will be out there delivering during
Shrooms show in the afternoon, So make sure when you
sign up for for that you're a single mom during afternoon,
so I could come by and I'll come by scope
you out, So go buy your place and then I'll
come by after you know.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Sarah goes home. Thank you. Once again.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
I am not on the list for the Radio Hall
of Fame.
Speaker 5 (36:50):
Ah, just not your year.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Huh. I guess not my year.
Speaker 5 (36:53):
Maybe next year. That's what we always say around here.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Yeah, maybe next year.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
I'm reading this list of all these people and uh,
and look, I'm a radio nerd because I love this,
Like I don't want.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
To say the business. I love the format or you know,
the the.
Speaker 5 (37:09):
Platform you're tuned into what's going on, right.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
I love the I love disc jockeys, I love the
art form of being a DJ and all that stuff.
But I don't know a lot of these names. Like,
I'm like, who are these people that are getting into
this Hall of Fame?
Speaker 5 (37:23):
What cities are they all in?
Speaker 1 (37:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (37:26):
Oh, they don't even say the city.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
No, I just see, like, what are some.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
Of the names.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Shelley Stewart is going into is one of the people
that are going that are nominees for the Radio Hall
of Fame?
Speaker 5 (37:37):
Well, are they still working or I have no clue.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Scott Simon, Raoul Brendis Mojo in the morning. I know Mojo.
He's up in Detroit. I'm on his station on the weekends.
I know Mojo.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Martha Quinn. I know Martha Quinn because she was on MTV.
Speaker 5 (37:54):
I'm trying to look up these people, Hawkeye Lewis, you
know what looking at these people though a lot of
them are a lot older. Chris, I think you just
have to give it a few more, you know.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
See, maybe they screwed this up. Kid Leo is a nominee.
Maybe they screwed that up. Maybe they thought, like, my
name is kid Leo. It's kid Chris.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
Yeah, like I could see how you could confuse.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Yeah, now, Kevin Matthews, I know that name.
Speaker 5 (38:17):
Hey, look when I looked up kid Leo. All of
his picts are in black and white.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Oh really, he's got to be.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Really old now, John Garbadian or Garabedian or whatever.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Uh huh, I think I know that name.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
He's he He was like the first He created an
open house party that was like a syndicated Top forty
show on the weekends. Okay, on Sunday nights. He did
a good job, so I understand that. Funk Master Flex
now I know that name, but he's like a rap DJ.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
You gotta let me look that up for a seconds.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Flex.
Speaker 5 (38:53):
Is he in New York?
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (38:54):
Okay, d L.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Hughley he's a comedian. I guess he does radio. Colin
Cowhard Oh yeah right.
Speaker 5 (39:07):
These are some tough competitors, though.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
There's a penis.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Uh, Bob and Sherry that's the morning show. I know
that Bob's retiring, so you know, good for them, Big
d and Bubba?
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Why not?
Speaker 5 (39:20):
These are great names.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Bert Weiss, I know Bert Bert, the Burt Show. They're
in Atlanta. And Alice Cooper. Of course, why not put
him in the Radio Hall of Fame.
Speaker 5 (39:32):
Wait that doesn't even make sense, does it?
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Sure? Wait?
Speaker 5 (39:36):
The Burt Show. This guy's got like twenty people on
his show.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Of course he does.
Speaker 5 (39:40):
No, that's why he's going into the Hall of Fame.
He's got a.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Lot of help, I know, I know.
Speaker 5 (39:45):
It makes a big difference when you have a big
team around you. Yeah, I know, helping you out and stuff.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
No, no, no, it doesn't. Ask our company.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
If you go, if you go look at what Bert
the Burt Show, he's very successful in Atlanta and all
that stuff.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
He makes a million year.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
Oh my gosh, he's.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Got a huge support staff and stuff. And if you
look up what company he works for, guess which company
it's not.
Speaker 5 (40:11):
I'm gonna guess. Well, I see on here what it is. Well,
and it's definitely not Ihearts. It's definitely not Ihearts.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Yeah, because if it was, it'd be he would be.
It would just be him staying or with a sign
saying we'll work for food to make paper, we want
to hire you. Okay, cool, But you got to get
rid of all these people.
Speaker 5 (40:35):
I mean, as everyone knows, it's it's just Chris and I.
It's not a producer.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Yeah. So when you call him we're talking on the radio,
good luck getting through.
Speaker 5 (40:42):
Because you are talking to Chris Chris himself.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Our phone number is five one three seven four nine
one two seven. If it still works, they may have.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Not paid the bill.
Speaker 5 (40:52):
I remember when my dad, Bobby Elise had called it.
I think it was for my birthday, and he was
in total shock that when he called the phone number
it was you that picked up. He goes, I figured
I was going to talk to.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Like or something. It's like, no, no, that's all shows.
Speaker 5 (41:08):
Like we don't have a front desk here. You walk
in and it's couches.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Yeah, it's couches, empty couches and a glass doors.
Speaker 4 (41:18):
So true.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
If you're here to meet somebody, you have to call
their cell phone because they don't have phones on desks
and stuff.
Speaker 5 (41:25):
There's no phone here. There's not like an I Art
Media Cincinnati phone number.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
And like do I come there to get tickets?
Speaker 5 (41:38):
Where this is a Wendy's and we've got problems like
places and char news will hit.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Us up and go hey, can you guys help us out?
Help you out? Can you help us out?
Speaker 5 (41:53):
We don't have help to help?
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Yeah, I call I call free store food back asking
them to drop off food here. So times they're like
give us a break. I'm like no, I'm serious. We
got nothing, and you think we're joking. We're laughing through tears.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Yes, it's
Eban, it is the Kid Chris Show.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
And on the phone from Channel nine and John Matey's
money on Facebook.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
His name is John Mattaree.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Is this the Kid Chris Show?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Yes, it is. John.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Now, I know there's a ton of stuff. I mean,
as of course, the uh, the economy's unstable. Everything's unstable,
so everybody's going to start, you know, penny pension here
and there, So of course we've got stuff going on,
right John.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
What's happening is because you're nervous, you know, what's one
of the first things you cut back on airline travel.
But the good news there is that the airfares are down.
When there's not much demand, the fares drop.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
But well, I don't want to say they're steaming, uh.
But you know, if you're a trialer, it's kind of
a schem because they're raising the other fees.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
So you go, hey, we can find an airfare for
two hundred bucks. That's great, but watch out with the fees.
Have you guys seen this If not check a bag,
it happened thirty five dollars per years. Yeah, and now
a lot of the ears are fifty dollars to check
it back.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Jesus, Oh, it's like, you know, you're you just buy
another seat and put.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Your bag.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
On the back, or be like one of those idiots
at the airport that overstuffs their bag so badly that
they can't squeeze it into the overhead bin. I hate
that when we're loading the plane and there's some idiot
guy who has basically three suitcases worth of clothing trying
(01:25):
to jam it in that overhead storage.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
John people, I've never done this, but is he an idiot?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Because what ends up happening is the lady comes over
to flight attendant and goes, we're gonna have to check this,
and then he gets it checked and it's free.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yeah, it's true, it's free at that point.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Yeah, it's not a bad idea.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
They put a tag on it and they go, it'll
be waiting for you outside at the gate.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Perfect Like oops, I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
But some of the airlines, have you seen this one?
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Now?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
It's with the deep discount airlines where you have to
pay to put a bag in the overhead bin. That
one gets me.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
You know.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
It's like, yeah, you have to pay to check, but
then pay for the overhead been and so you know what,
I put all your clothing in a little purse. You
see Sarah going away for the week for the weekend
with all her clothing in her purse.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
John, you would be so impressed. I can do up
to six days and a carry on.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, you know what. And that's the truth, that no fact.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
But pretty soon some of these guys are going to
be traveling and they're going to be wearing the same
sweats and T shirt while the wife has all this
stuff in the in the you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, you know, you know how guys fall. It's so funny.
We put on like three layers because it's like, well,
I got this T shirt, I've got a hoodie. You
never want to you never want to pack a hoodie
because it takes up your whole suitcase. You wear the
hoodie and then you wear a vest on top of
the hoodie. So there I am on the plane, sweating
like a hog. I'm like, well, I'm not I'm not
packing my my vest or my hoodie in the suitcase.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Well, the hood you're rolling up and it becomes a
pillow on the plane. Oh, I see that on the
notes here, And I'm intrigued because this I don't know,
this seems like this is going to be trouble.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
Yeah, I'd say, well, you know, buy now, buy now,
pay later has exploded in popularity the last two years.
Where you know, you want to get a couch thousand
bucks okay, and rather than you know, put a thousand
bucks in your credit card, you get hit with interest.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
You do buy now, pay later, you're pay in four
equal installments of you know, two hundred and fifty bucks
and much better. And there's no interest. That's the beauty
of buy now, pay later, no interest. It does bite
people though, when they start putting too much stuff on it,
miss a payment, then you get these huge fees. So
that's the catch with fine now, pay later. But so
(03:42):
many people are using it that it's so popular. Door
dash is now getting into the business good. So you
can now order your Chipotle or your Chick fil a
sandwich be a door Dash and put it on buy now,
pay later and pay over four months for that.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Chick People are so stupid.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
That's stupid. That's gonna get everybody into debt. Chickens and yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
These companies they're gonna fold because they're putting they think
that people are gonna pay you this.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
They're not probably gonna repoll the old food. Right.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
This is a bad idea, all around bad And.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I don't know as a business, why would they sit
there and put the baton in the customer's hands with
this idea think it's going to be good.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Yeah, yeah, I gotta head out to Chick fil A now, Sarah,
because you know when you start talking about Chick fil A,
you really want one of those sandwiches.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, so good. Just run out the door and tell
them you pay later, all right, see.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
You next guy.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
I'm off to lunch.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Now, all right, take care. That's John Matterisee.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Check them out on John Mattery's Money on Facebook and
of course on Channel nine. John, thanks for the time, man.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
All right, great talking.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
That is Sarah le across from me.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Oh yeah, we got some good stuff this.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Morning, muggy Monday.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
I'm glad that is glows out there.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
It's awful up with the ac on cranked. I was
freezing this morning. I love it. Then I went outside
and then you know, and all.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Of a sudden, the muggy summer stuff is here.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
We don't even get the nice stretch of spring.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
No, for a gentleman, it's horrible.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Youw I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
It, I don't need to say anything else.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
It sucks for everybody, though. I don't know anyone that
likes the humidity.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
So no, no, that's why, you know, And I never
understood that when you're a guy, you know, and you're
in your twenties whatever, you're horny and all that stuff
all the time. You go out there concerts and all that,
and you're like, oh, I want to hook up, but
no girl wants to get it on with the dude.
When you sticky down there, you're like, just chick will
talk to me. It's like, dude, we're all swampy.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Oo, sticky and stinky. Ooh no thanks, yeah, s it
is U season. But in Utah, this mom she said
that she woke up in the middle of the night
to police knocking at her door. So Whitney Bush said
(05:57):
that they told her they found her five and seven
year old in the car together with the seven year
old driving. Oh, they were driving Whitney's car, yep. So
they told her that someone had reported the vehicle because
there was like a reckless driver behind the wheel, is
what the caller had said.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Kids are drinking early.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Man later had a parking strip and now you can't
even drive the car. Yeah, it turns out the kids
are okay, thank god. But when police asked him, like
what was going on? I guess they drove over ten
miles and the seven year old told him we just
want some McDonald's. Yeah, in the middle of the night. Well,
(06:38):
I get it when the craving hits. Yeah, anything to
get there.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Is so expensive right now.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
And the kid's like, I got finn bugs. I could
not afford the delivery things.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
It's so much. The economy is just killing me. Your
officer of the economy's killing me. I had to go
and make the run myself.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Even seven year olds understand. So the little kid told
police I have the money, and he's like, look, my
seatbelt's on. That's awesome, and he acted like everything was
totally fine.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Where's the camera footage of this?
Speaker 5 (07:09):
I would love to see them driving around a little
seven and five year old want I mean, we can
laugh because they're totally fine.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, I want the footage of this. As far as
the cop camera footage, I want to.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
See, Yeah, the police officer going back and forth, that conversation.
But yeah, like I said, the car totally out of
commission and in a tow yard. And Whitney's a single
mom too, so this is just a pain in the
butt all around.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Yea.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
And of course she didn't know that the kids got
up and took the car because she's exhausted from taking
care of kids on her own.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
And she told the police, she goes, look, I put
all of them down to bed. Everybody was good, they
were all in their rooms, tucked them in.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
And she's like, I popped my gummies and I was out.
What's the mama supposed to do?
Speaker 5 (07:51):
If I were her, I'd probably do the same thing.
I think she's got four kids, oh, all alone too.
So Whitney told police, well, he's definitely grounded for life,
and she's like, I'm actually impressed that he almost made
it there.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Well, now mommy's got a dd Come get mommy at
the bar.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Yeah, and I guess, you know, obviously he's so young,
being only seven, he's not facing any charges. But when
he said he's going to be doing some community service
for their neighbors for a while, that's good taking care
of the neighborhood for a bit old. Was he seven
driving around his five year old little sibling.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
He's got some balls, but please release.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
The camera fund I want to see the conversation with
the cop.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah, that'll be all over the news when that happens.
When they release that footage, it's got to come out right.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Yeah, it's making headlines everywhere. I mean, this is the
wrecked suv. Wow, And it doesn't look that bad in the pic.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
That sucks for mom because how is she going to
get to work now?
Speaker 5 (08:48):
I know it's all a pain. That's why he's surrounded
for life.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
There won't be a GoFundMe for her. For the mom
when she start one, we should because that's the one
that should have a go fundme, not somebody's crooks that
actually get one because people say that, Oh well I
don't like cops, so we're gonna set up a GoFundMe
for this guy, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Or like the dad that had left his kids at
McDonald's while he quote unquote did a job interview. Yeah,
it turns out that was all bad. Yeah right, Yeah,
there was a lot more to that story, and they
had started to go fund me for him, and I shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
And this mom will just will just not laugh it
off and then move on and she'll still be stuck.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
I know, I feel for her, like especially the car.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
I know.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Guess she's gonna have to hide the keys too. Once
she does get the car back.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I know she have to put them und her pillow
at night.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
Have your kids ever tried to take off like that?
Speaker 6 (09:37):
No?
Speaker 5 (09:38):
I never did either. Yeah, you know, I was to
get in my parents' car as a kid.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I never tried to sneak out of the house or anything. Nah,
I never did any of that stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I never. I just never had to. Never What was
I going to do? I didn't drink in high school
or anything, So what was I going out to do?
Speaker 5 (09:54):
You weren't looking to get McDonald's in the I.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Wasn't looking to do that either.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Could you imagine if you're out on the road and
you see these little kids behind the wheel and you
do a double time.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I'd be afraid to call the cop because I'd be like,
am I on drugs?
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Am I seeing this right now?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Right? I would be afraid.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
And also, how tall is this seven year old that
he can actually reach the pedal and see over the
wheel and everything?
Speaker 6 (10:15):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Kid, I mean, are you looking in the window and
seeing like a car less driver or a driverless driverless car.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah, are you like okay a yeah, am I on drugs?
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Like those cars that they have out in Arizona. Yeah, yeah,
nobody's in there, just a little robot operating the entire thing.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I don't really pay attention.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
They're called way moos.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
The only thing I see on the on the roads
here when I go home from work are just moms
in their mini vans on their phones with hoodies, smoking cigarettes.
That's like all I see. That's all I see.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Yeah, I mean, I guess it depends on one time
you're out there driving.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I'm out there during and you know, there's there's drive time,
and then there's a stay at home mom time, and
that's when I'm out there driving.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
You and all the moms.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
And then when I go to Starbucks, it's moms in
their uh the yoga pants, gossiping and texting their side
pieces as they should be.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Well, thank you, Sarah, Elise say say.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
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before Fridays usually we saved this one.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
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Speaker 2 (11:27):
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Speaker 5 (11:31):
Usually it's on a Friday.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
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Speaker 5 (11:36):
His voice is making the balls.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
The sports up.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
They like it, Sports Up. They ti like that wretch.
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Speaker 4 (11:44):
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Speaker 5 (11:57):
In your car, SA, save your truck.
Speaker 9 (12:02):
Sad you're in an airplane?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
No, don't do any airplane stuff the passengers.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
What's up?
Speaker 5 (12:11):
Segment Airplane Drama, Cincinnati Drama.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Red's Update.
Speaker 9 (12:16):
The Cardinals sweep a double header from the Reds yesterday.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Fifteen to one.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Say thank you.
Speaker 9 (12:27):
Saint Louis sweeps a twin bill in a Queen city
for the first time since June twenty eighth, nineteen fifty
nine a field.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Did you make jdastleep on the couch? Did he get lippy?
Speaker 5 (12:38):
He was in a really good mood yesterday.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Does he break your balls as he goes like you
got suck?
Speaker 5 (12:43):
No, he's so sweet that he doesn't even do that
kind of stuff. But when we win, when the Reds win, Yeah,
I'm sure he did. Then he has to hear about it.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
That's Cincinnati we have today. We didn't win yesterday. There's
no championships at all, and we're the biggest mouths.
Speaker 9 (12:58):
Miles michaelish Miles Michael has allowed three hits over six
innings and Alexis Diz gave up the hat trick of
homers in the ninth six nothing victory. In the nightcap,
Wilson Contreras with a three run homer off the batter's
eye on the first inning. Cardinals beat the Reds nine
to one. Chase Petty he'll get better. At their first
big league start was a tag for nine runs and
(13:19):
seven hits over two and a third innings. Now they
wrap up the series today at twelve forty. Let's see
a scary scene last night in Pittsburgh where a fan
fell twenty one feet over the Clementy Wall and right
field PFB Park. The incident happened in the seventh inning
between the Cubs and Pirates. Reports are the manas in
a Pittsburgh hospital and critical condition. The National Football League
(13:45):
has a fined Atlanta Falcons two hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
This is.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Can I get through this.
Speaker 9 (13:52):
The defensive coordinator Jeff Obrick one hundred thousand dollars over
the eak of the Schadora Sanders phone during the NFL Draft.
Olbrick's son Jacks, took the number from the open eyepad
and used it to prank Sanders during the draft. I
bet you he's so popular. I know, but the kid
(14:12):
is is your ground? He's over eighteen? Right, what do
you think they were going to do? It's a private phone,
you know, but you know they're gonna get fine. So
what are you complaining about? No, but it has nothing
to do with the team.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Didn't They didn't do it?
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Yeah, why would they do?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
That's the way it goes. What the players gets a
ticket for speeding to that's the ticket to the team
security breach?
Speaker 6 (14:32):
Right? So what.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Do Yeah? The National Football League did the right thing.
Let's see.
Speaker 9 (14:41):
That's all I got yesterday Penn Station East Coast subs.
It's all about good taste, And yesterday it was stop
by the Middletown location at Penn Station. Got a pizza
large fry.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
Did you really get that?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Yes? You think I make this up?
Speaker 6 (15:00):
You?
Speaker 5 (15:00):
What am I making up?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Lunch? Lunch?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Yesterday? I thought you were going to say that they
came by again and I wasn't.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
No, they didn't. Manager Derek, thank you very much. That's
what I paid.
Speaker 9 (15:12):
Yeah, okay, good for you like others. Yeah, good, so
you got I got a hand crafted sub large fry
and lemonade man, Thank you very much. Order online today,
Penn Station East Coast Subs good taste?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Got what station? Oh one O two seven w E b.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
N Show Andrew Dice Clay, You're in a studio with us,
and my grandmother's on the phone. I mean, I know
your grandmother and everything, but you've lived a lot of life,
you know.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
I mean, you got you gotta know how to kiss
a chick, that's right. Yeah, I'm the best.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
You are intriguing me.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I know I am. You don't worry about me, worry
about you. Chris Show Morning's on double. And then if
you miss my grandma, I know.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I mom used to call in every well, every Monday.
We shul to do Mom on Mondays and she was
always hilarious. She's you know, old school. Is they get
racist without knowing that they're racist.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
Oh yeah, it's just part of their generation, that's right.
We just got to let them say what they.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Need to say, Yeah, and we just sit back and laugh.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
They can get away with it, right, we just let them.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
My grandmother was probably the only person in my life
that I would just call to talk to.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
I love talking to my grandma.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Yeah, I had one left and she's gone, and I
wanted to go to her funeral. But you know, unfortunately
I was well, I was working in Atlanta and we
were in the middle.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Of an important ratings period and all that stuff.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
It that's so sad that you can't even get away
from your job because you're worried about losing your job.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yes, that's how that is.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Oh, you can't even go to your own grandma funeral.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
That's bad. They don't say you can't, but you just
know that you can't. Yes, they make you.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
They they will look at you and be like in
their eyes it says, if you come, if you come back,
your key ain't gonna work.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
You will have to pay for that.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Yeah, and if you say anything after afterwards in depress
of why that we got rid of you, we.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Will sue you.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
We love because it is definitely true. Uh, but yeah,
just give your grandmothers an extra squeeze or a phone
call or show them some love.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Two words of advice, so uh yeah, especially that we're
into the uh into the mental health awareness one, you know,
being may Yeah, give give that grandmother of yours a
hug or whatever.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
And then also don't work in radio.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Check on your loved one. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Two things that radio. Two things that will keep you
mentally healthy.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
Yes, take care of the mental stuff for sure.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Speaking of Andrew dice Clay, that's why I played that
He's coming to Mega Core uh Pavilion and on August eighth.
And I'm very excited because for years I would have
Andrew dice Clay on my show and depending on.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
The city I worked in. This is why I love
this guy. Now.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
I grew up to Andrew dice Clay all through the
nineties and stuff because he was always starting trouble and
uh he was dirty and I.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Was in high school so that was like a big deal.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Yeah, And he was like the first rock star comedian
and someone you grow up to and then later on
in life you can have him on your show and
then have a personal relationship with him. I mean that's
kind of a it's it's like an honor.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
And he would call my show and be so funny,
and he would try out bits on the show and
all that stuff and it was so cool. But he's
out of his mind. In real life, he's out of
his mind.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
I feel like a lot of comedians kind of are.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Yeah, and and but he was on though, like just
because he's crazy, funny, crazy, Like he would just call
me out of the blue. I'd just walking somewhere and
he would call me out of the blue and I'd
be like, oh, it's die and then pick up and
I'd be like, hey, what's up. And you'd want to
go and do movie scenes with me on the phone,
and he would tell me what to say and then
he would act it out and then he'll go, now,
(19:13):
now you do it, and I'll do it and he'll
go no, no, no no, and he'd start yelling at me
and tell me I'm doing it wrong, and I'll be like,
I got to go like I'm at the bank or whatever. Nom. Yes,
he's out of his mind, and I know he's doing
it to with.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Me yours and he knows that you appreciate it because
you're always messing with people too.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
But then but he's always so honest, like I would
be working in San Antonio, Texas. I call him up Bay, Hey, Dice,
do you want to come on my show? And he'd
be like, well, where are you working. I'd be like
San Antonio, No, and he'd hang up the phone. Yeah.
And then I'd be working in Sacramento and he'd be like, yeah, yeah,
I'll come on. That's you know, it's big enough.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
And then Philadelphia he'd call every day.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
Yes, he'll come into studio. When it comes to Cincinnati.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Well I came here to SID I'd be like, hey,
what's up and he'd be like, where are you now.
I'd be like Cincinnati.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
He'd be like, no, what you got against Cincinnati?
Speaker 1 (20:08):
It wasn't big enough for him. Oh, but now he's
coming to town. So uh.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
The numbers I had for him, one of them just
goes straight the voicemail.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Oh no. And then he gets a new phone number.
I've had the same one when I was sixteen.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
He's like that sou and he would always tell me
call my commando phone, you know, my commando phone.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
So the commando phone number doesn't work anymore.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
So I texted a few people and uh uh, and
most of them wrote back, going uh. He won't talk
to me anymore. Oh yeah, well it's his thing. He
fights with everybody in his life.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Okay, one of them now, now I.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
Really want him in here. I got to get the scoop.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
One of them being Club Soda Kenny, who is like
his security guard guy forever in the nineties, then they
became then they were enemies, and then they were good
friends again.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
And I'm apparently not talking anywhere. And Club Soda Kenny's on.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
The road with uh with Bill Burr right now, go
for him.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Hilarious.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
I don't know what their beef is.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
So you don't really see dudes having fallouts like fights
with everybody, Like I feel like once guys are friends,
like that's it for life. They they don't really argue
about anything.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Andrew Dice Clay was fighting with a dude what was
his name?
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
They called the pit Bull of comedy.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Okay, And I was gonna have him on one time
because he was coming to Sacramento.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Oh, Bobby Slayton. And I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
They were like at odds and I asked him, I go, hey,
Bobby Slayton's coming to town.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
He goes you have him. You talked to Bobby Slayton.
You and I are going to fight.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
I'm like, oh my god, forget it. Oh so no,
Bobby Slayton's it.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
But Dice.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
There was one time where Dice, he plays drums awesome.
He called into my show and was like, all right,
I want to play a song on the drums. You
tell me what it is. I'm like, okay. So he
started playing drums and I couldn't hear it on the phony,
I mean on speakerphone. Was just a bunch of noise
and he wouldn't stop doing it. You're like, I want
to hear five minutes of it.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Oh, why did you even stay on the phone?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Come calling back?
Speaker 5 (22:22):
Oh forget that. He's getting the immediate block.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Shaking hands the moment out here.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Here's some some things like on the show. I wanted
to introduce him to Brad the Cripple, who was our
intern at the time. It was in the wheelchair on
our show, and then Dice went into a whole thing.
Speaker 6 (22:39):
I don't make fun of afflictions. If you twitch, you twitch.
That doesn't make you stupid, makes you look stupid, you
know what I mean? Talking to somebody that has a
little twitch in that face. Yeah, yeah, somebody's twitching at me.
I don't ignore it. I go, you know, that's really
funny the way you're doing Well, I'm not doing it
on purpose. I go, I didn't say it did. I'm
(23:01):
not saying you make that happen. What I am saying
is that it's funny when it happened, and better it
happened to you than me.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Is he kind of just.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
We're thinking, and what are you gonna do to him?
There's nothing you can do to me, you can say.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Uh, so he's coming to town. Hopefully we get him
on the show. I'm very excited for that.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
If he unblocks your number, yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Well he didn't block it. I don't think he just
he just changes his numbers. So we'll go with that.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
It's a kid Chris show.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
It's what if I don't have Bobby Slayton on our
show there, Yeah, come on and talk to us at
any time and be a superstar on the radio. Uh,
just like this gentleman right here who has become a
superstar through the years by calling in and now he
lives out in a mansion and just lives a huge
(23:58):
Yeah you do right.
Speaker 8 (24:00):
No, I don't live in Price Hill.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
I think there are mansions in priceh Country.
Speaker 8 (24:07):
Jeff, part to Price Hill, but not this part. This
is a ghetto part country.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Jeff the drunk drifter, joining us as always, what's up
with you, Jeff?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Okay, yeah, you're no man.
Speaker 8 (24:24):
You know I gave him my uh you know I
bought some one fifty one rum earlier. Yes, and you
know I poured. I just poured like a quarter shot
of the shot glass into my fish and they drank it.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
You're not supposed to give a booze the fish.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
How are they stole a lot?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah, even though they look at you.
Speaker 8 (24:48):
No, no, let's run a wild. It looks like I
gave him a crack or something. Yeah, I think around.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
I think you're killing them.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
That's called death.
Speaker 8 (25:01):
No, no, no, they're they're they're they're surviving.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
You're like fish about that.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Fish, Hitler, you're bad.
Speaker 8 (25:13):
I just gave him a quarter shot. Yeah, I mean
it wasn't a whole shott Okay, yeah, yeah, okay, so
it's kind of fine kind of death.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
You're gonna show up and.
Speaker 8 (25:26):
That helps them equal Yeah, doctor, Jeff, don't let Peta
find out about this. Yeah, they're gonna show I don't
care about peta.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Got Peter's not going to place out running around here.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
If Peter finds out that there's some fish being tortured
in Price Hill, they're gonna be like those fish are.
Speaker 8 (25:46):
On their own.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
I feel like that's a hot spot for Peter.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
The fish and the fish and price Hal have kevlar?
Is that true?
Speaker 6 (25:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (25:56):
I don't know a bottle from. Uh, I don't know
some place.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Yeah, it's funny that they allow it was if you
if you came stumbling into a fish store that I
was working at, I would not sell you any fish.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
Think I don't think we can do this transaction.
Speaker 8 (26:13):
Yeah, I'm want to get a doll too.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Probably a good idea.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yeah, no, no, think about that. If you believe in reincarnation.
Whatever dog is stuck with Country Jeff the drunk Drifter,
what did that person do in its former life to
get punished with that?
Speaker 8 (26:38):
Read that dog?
Speaker 10 (26:39):
Good?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Yeah, you know I got Whatever.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Dog is stuck with Country Jeff is Charles Manson in
the former life.
Speaker 8 (26:48):
Don't call me nothing like that, man.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
I'm worrying.
Speaker 8 (26:54):
Jordan's got closing everything.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yeah, any time I do see country, Jeff, he's wearing
like uh like, well you just said he's wearing Jordan's
and like last time I saw him, he had some
brand new uh uh car hearts on and stuff. He
has better clothes and I have to go to the
to the Loveland Goodwill to get the clothes I wear.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
It's just how he prioritizes his finance.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
It's free money. Yeah, this free money.
Speaker 8 (27:20):
Well, all you gotta do is you just kind of
go to a place. You's got to be like, hey man,
is there anywhere you can help me out with some
clothes and some shoes, and don't don't walk in there.
Don't walk in there with shoes walking there shoesless.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
Shoesless, shoesless. Okay, I'm gonna go to Gucci a Kenwood.
Speaker 10 (27:39):
To what they do for me when she watched it,
woss who all no ho cue right up, don't give
you no, don't give you a forty.
Speaker 8 (27:49):
Five dollar uh Balc're the Saint Vincent, Paul.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
Oh if you organization for dollars is a part or what?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Oh yeah, especially at Saint Vincent. You can get a
whole new wardrobe for that.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Honestly, only if you just walk into a store shoesless, shoesless.
Speaker 10 (28:08):
Yeah, yeah, walking and drunk you know, drunken shoes are
not you guys, Because kid Chris, I guess he's a
non alcohol.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
But yeah, I'm not an alcoholic drinking anymore. Yeah, I
don't drink any more period.
Speaker 8 (28:23):
No, man, that's really good man. Thanks, how many days
you've been Tolbert?
Speaker 6 (28:30):
Now?
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Well, first of all, you make it sound like I
was an alcoholic at one point.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
I just chose not to drink any He was.
Speaker 8 (28:35):
An alcohol When you wear that hair jail from Notting
ninety nine, he was an alcohol the hair jel.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
It's because of my hair jel.
Speaker 8 (28:48):
Hello, yeah, not bet nine. I mean that's crazy.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
Yeah, hot a spot an alcoholic.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
It's the hair jel.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
So if I wear if I wear I wear Kroger
Kroger hair gel means I'm an alcoholic.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
But I still wear that.
Speaker 8 (29:04):
Well, it's got alcohol in it, so it's scoring your boards.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
So yeah, okay, it makes a good point.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
But Jeff, I didn't have a problem. I just chose
for my health reasons not to drink alcohol, and I
just don't need it to have a good time, you know.
Speaker 8 (29:18):
No, that's really good I'm glad you're good. We're good.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
So I made the right choice because my whole goal
is every day we're very well aware.
Speaker 8 (29:31):
I'm sitting on my balcony.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Oh the guy's got a balcony. I live in an
apartment with ants, yeah, and other things that.
Speaker 8 (29:40):
Because of your reasons, and I'm not going into it
because that's your impersonal business.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
But anyway, guy, do need to start drinking some of this,
some of this Kroger Jel, start getting shoesless.
Speaker 8 (30:00):
I'm gonna be painhandling the day.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
Chris, you and Jeff, you guys can get together, and
I need to start taking getel.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
He's living a better life than me.
Speaker 8 (30:11):
That's for gotting door and I'm unworthy of you. Ghetto
like ghetto.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
You gotta play the part.
Speaker 8 (30:20):
I remember the name of the shoes.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
But anyways, we gotta go.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
You've had more time this segment than the whole month
so far, so we got to get going right man.
Speaker 8 (30:29):
All right, But anyways, hey, do you think the Bangles
are going to make it a leaks to the playoffs
this year?
Speaker 6 (30:37):
No?
Speaker 2 (30:37):
But thanks for calling sports talk all right, man, Thanks,
there's cuntry Jeff the drunk drifter Sarah Elise.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
What are we talking about next here?
Speaker 5 (30:47):
Today?
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Sarah Leice bringing you the heat right now?
Speaker 5 (30:54):
I got your heat.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Okay, bring Muggy Day.
Speaker 8 (30:57):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Mother's Day Yep, it's coming up.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
My mom is no longer with us, so thanks for
bringing that up.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
Thanks, thanks, Sorry, this happens every year.
Speaker 6 (31:08):
I know.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
My mom's in heaven not at all.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
Well, good for her. I hope she's having a lot
more fun out there. But Mother's Day is next Sunday. Look,
I forgot.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Well hear that. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
Well, and my mom's not even going to be here.
They're going to be on vacation, so so do it.
She'll be in a much better place.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Where when does she leave.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
That Friday? Friday before Mother's Day?
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Okay, so Thursday is Mother's Day for so? Uh so
Brenda Ali for Brenda Alise, So bring her something.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
So research is showing that you actually don't even have
to spend cash just to make mom happy. Most moms,
according to this article, are saying all they want is
you is sleep.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Oh oh, it depends on in the age.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
O let them sleep? No, I would say any age
is good to get in a really solid nap or
to sleep in. It doesn't matter how old your kids are.
I don't even have kids, and I'm like, I need
a nap.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
I'm going to be you know, I guarantee you. I'm
speaking for all the dads. Oh, here we go that
when Father's Day comes up, there's not even going to
be a poll on for a Father's Day either on
what fathers want for Father's Day.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Who cares?
Speaker 5 (32:27):
You know what my dad says every year. He's like,
I just want to grill out and have my family.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
That's it. That's all a dad wants.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
It's very simple to make Bobby a Laves happy.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Yeah, me too. It's like for It's like, it's probably all.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
You are caring about. You just met your daughters there.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
I was asked, if you don't know my personal situation,
I am no longer living in the home and I
am my wife and I are are are splitting up
and and we are on awesome terms.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
So she has loved that for you guys and your daughters.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Yeah, and she asked me, she goes, what do you
want to do for your birthday? You want to go
out to dinner and all that stuff. I said, I
just want to hang with the girls.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
You don't even want her around.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
No, No, she's that's not that, not that I don't
want to go to Like remember how like last year
we had that big dinner where you were there and
all that stuff.
Speaker 5 (33:11):
Yeah we're big fifty.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Yeah, yeah, I don't want that. I didn't want that
last year.
Speaker 5 (33:16):
Oh I know. Yeah, you walked in and saw all
of us sitting there, like, no.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I just want to hang with my girls. That's it.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
Will you hang out with your your ex wife.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
If she's there yet, I mean, if I go over
to the house or whatever, I mean, it's it's all
I want. I just want the end. I just want
to be with them.
Speaker 5 (33:32):
Oh, you guys are going to be closer than ever.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Yeah, so that's that's. That's it.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
For my birthday or for Father's Day, it's just as
long as they're there, I'm fine.
Speaker 5 (33:40):
I don't even know when Father's Day is. Some time
in June.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
It's a perfect example, right there.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
We'll get to that, I'm sure, because Father's Day is
in June, and with the economy, they're just gonna end
up canceling June.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
I just forget it.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
I heart just got rid of June.
Speaker 5 (33:56):
Whether it's McDonald something, homemade resorder, it doesn't matter. Just
make sure she doesn't have to do anything on that day.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
I just want to do nothing today like I did
all week.
Speaker 6 (34:11):
You're bad.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
I think about all the moms that I know, and
I'm like, I can't believe you work all day and
then you go home and it definitely doesn't end. It
gets even crazier for you.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Yeah, Like, props to all the moms jobs.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
I'm exhausted. Like I was with my friend's kid the
other night for like two hours on a baseball game,
and I'm like, oh, that's enough for me.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
At least one job.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
You get the class out perfect and then at the
end of the week you get like a check.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
Yeah, when you're a mom.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
When you're a parent, you do all this work and
you still spend more money. Yeah, you spend all.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
This money and do all this work, and at the end,
the kid still kicks you into balls.
Speaker 5 (34:48):
I don't know how y'all do it.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Who knows it impressive At the end, it could end
up being like you raised them an end of this, brother,
they end up killing you at the end.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
Depending on how things go. Just been your best behavior,
But yeah, it's five percent of moms are saying they
don't even remember the last time that they were actually
just able to lie down for a nap. They just
want the luxury of being able to take an up
that day on Mother's Day if they want to, and
speak about Father's Day. A recent survey is showing that
(35:18):
Father's Day is the fourth when it comes to card scent,
so coming in behind Christmas, Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day,
and death. That's when you get a card.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Yeah, a sympathy card comes before Father's Day.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
People rather do that, so sad.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
I've rather said somebody their pet dying sympathy card before
dad gets a card.
Speaker 5 (35:42):
Dude, And Dad's disturbed so much. My dad never asks
for anything, And I'm like, why.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Don't we do more for this as for anything? Hey,
I just broke my leg and someone take me to
the shut.
Speaker 5 (35:53):
Up went all time? Sorry, there's no time.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
I'm watching my stories.
Speaker 5 (35:59):
Oh sorry on social media it's so bad.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
And then speaking of moms, we've got a competition going
on right now, a little contest. I know we're going
to be delivering milk and cookies for MILFs this year.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Yeah, for MILFs moms.
Speaker 5 (36:15):
I like to feed and make.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Sure that when you're doing when you sign up for
that on WBN dot com.
Speaker 5 (36:21):
Yeah, all the details are up there. We partnered up
with row Rosecookies in northern Kentucky. They're the best cookie
in the world.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Sarah, Elisa and I will be out there delivering during
Shrooms show in the afternoon, So make sure when you
sign up for for that you're a single mom during afternoon,
so I could come by and I'll come by scope
you out, So go buy your place and then I'll
come by after you know.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Sarah goes home. Thank you. Once again.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
I am not on the list for the Radio Hall
of Fame.
Speaker 5 (36:50):
Ah, just not your year.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Huh. I guess not my year.
Speaker 5 (36:53):
Maybe next year. That's what we always say around here.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Yeah, maybe next year.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
I'm reading this list of all these people and uh,
and look, I'm a radio nerd because I love this,
Like I don't want.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
To say the business. I love the format or you know,
the the.
Speaker 5 (37:09):
Platform you're tuned into what's going on, right.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
I love the I love disc jockeys, I love the
art form of being a DJ and all that stuff.
But I don't know a lot of these names. Like,
I'm like, who are these people that are getting into
this Hall of Fame?
Speaker 5 (37:23):
What cities are they all in?
Speaker 1 (37:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (37:26):
Oh, they don't even say the city.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
No, I just see, like, what are some.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
Of the names.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Shelley Stewart is going into is one of the people
that are going that are nominees for the Radio Hall
of Fame?
Speaker 5 (37:37):
Well, are they still working or I have no clue.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Scott Simon, Raoul Brendis Mojo in the morning. I know Mojo.
He's up in Detroit. I'm on his station on the weekends.
I know Mojo.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Martha Quinn. I know Martha Quinn because she was on MTV.
Speaker 5 (37:54):
I'm trying to look up these people, Hawkeye Lewis, you
know what looking at these people though a lot of
them are a lot older. Chris, I think you just
have to give it a few more, you know.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
See, maybe they screwed this up. Kid Leo is a nominee.
Maybe they screwed that up. Maybe they thought, like, my
name is kid Leo. It's kid Chris.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
Yeah, like I could see how you could confuse.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Yeah, now, Kevin Matthews, I know that name.
Speaker 5 (38:17):
Hey, look when I looked up kid Leo. All of
his picts are in black and white.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Oh really, he's got to be.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Really old now, John Garbadian or Garabedian or whatever.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Uh huh, I think I know that name.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
He's he He was like the first He created an
open house party that was like a syndicated Top forty
show on the weekends. Okay, on Sunday nights. He did
a good job, so I understand that. Funk Master Flex
now I know that name, but he's like a rap DJ.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
You gotta let me look that up for a seconds.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Flex.
Speaker 5 (38:53):
Is he in New York?
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (38:54):
Okay, d L.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Hughley he's a comedian. I guess he does radio. Colin
Cowhard Oh yeah right.
Speaker 5 (39:07):
These are some tough competitors, though.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
There's a penis.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Uh, Bob and Sherry that's the morning show. I know
that Bob's retiring, so you know, good for them, Big
d and Bubba?
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Why not?
Speaker 5 (39:20):
These are great names.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Bert Weiss, I know Bert Bert, the Burt Show. They're
in Atlanta. And Alice Cooper. Of course, why not put
him in the Radio Hall of Fame.
Speaker 5 (39:32):
Wait that doesn't even make sense, does it?
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Sure? Wait?
Speaker 5 (39:36):
The Burt Show. This guy's got like twenty people on
his show.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Of course he does.
Speaker 5 (39:40):
No, that's why he's going into the Hall of Fame.
He's got a.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Lot of help, I know, I know.
Speaker 5 (39:45):
It makes a big difference when you have a big
team around you. Yeah, I know, helping you out and stuff.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
No, no, no, it doesn't. Ask our company.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
If you go, if you go look at what Bert
the Burt Show, he's very successful in Atlanta and all
that stuff.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
He makes a million year.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
Oh my gosh, he's.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Got a huge support staff and stuff. And if you
look up what company he works for, guess which company
it's not.
Speaker 5 (40:11):
I'm gonna guess. Well, I see on here what it is. Well,
and it's definitely not Ihearts. It's definitely not Ihearts.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Yeah, because if it was, it'd be he would be.
It would just be him staying or with a sign
saying we'll work for food to make paper, we want
to hire you. Okay, cool, But you got to get
rid of all these people.
Speaker 5 (40:35):
I mean, as everyone knows, it's it's just Chris and I.
It's not a producer.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Yeah. So when you call him we're talking on the radio,
good luck getting through.
Speaker 5 (40:42):
Because you are talking to Chris Chris himself.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Our phone number is five one three seven four nine
one two seven. If it still works, they may have.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Not paid the bill.
Speaker 5 (40:52):
I remember when my dad, Bobby Elise had called it.
I think it was for my birthday, and he was
in total shock that when he called the phone number
it was you that picked up. He goes, I figured
I was going to talk to.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Like or something. It's like, no, no, that's all shows.
Speaker 5 (41:08):
Like we don't have a front desk here. You walk
in and it's couches.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Yeah, it's couches, empty couches and a glass doors.
Speaker 4 (41:18):
So true.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
If you're here to meet somebody, you have to call
their cell phone because they don't have phones on desks
and stuff.
Speaker 5 (41:25):
There's no phone here. There's not like an I Art
Media Cincinnati phone number.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
And like do I come there to get tickets?
Speaker 5 (41:38):
Where this is a Wendy's and we've got problems like
places and char news will hit.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Us up and go hey, can you guys help us out?
Help you out? Can you help us out?
Speaker 5 (41:53):
We don't have help to help?
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Yeah, I call I call free store food back asking
them to drop off food here. So times they're like
give us a break. I'm like no, I'm serious. We
got nothing, and you think we're joking. We're laughing through tears.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Yes, it's
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