May 2, 2025 • 40 mins
KiddChris spent the night at his former partner's house with his daughters and felt uncomfortable, missing his apartment's cold temperature and bed. He was wearing clothes suitable for a beer league basketball game because his other clothes were at his apartment. He
Sara has the story about James Faring, a 50-year-old man who won $167 million from a scratch-off ticket, gave half to his mom, but was later arrested in Florida for being drunk, getting into a fight, and kicking a police officer.
KiddChris admitted he is scared of scratch-off tickets and doesn't know how to gamble or play games.
A strange road rage incident in Philadelphia where a woman defecated on a car hood was mentioned, with footage supposedly available on KiddChris.com
Old TV commercials from the 90s were discussed, specifically the "Miss Cleo DNA test" psychic hotline and a "976 Guts" pickup line hotline advertised during Headbangers Ball.
Recent arrests related to a human trafficking ring operating out of two massage parlors (Tiger Spa and Sunny Spa) in Warren, Ohio, were discussed. Eight women managers were charged with confining and forcing Korean women into sex acts by holding their passports and IDs. Mug shots and aliases of the charged women (many older, 56-75) were mentioned.
Sara has the story about James Faring, a 50-year-old man who won $167 million from a scratch-off ticket, gave half to his mom, but was later arrested in Florida for being drunk, getting into a fight, and kicking a police officer.
KiddChris admitted he is scared of scratch-off tickets and doesn't know how to gamble or play games.
A strange road rage incident in Philadelphia where a woman defecated on a car hood was mentioned, with footage supposedly available on KiddChris.com
Old TV commercials from the 90s were discussed, specifically the "Miss Cleo DNA test" psychic hotline and a "976 Guts" pickup line hotline advertised during Headbangers Ball.
Recent arrests related to a human trafficking ring operating out of two massage parlors (Tiger Spa and Sunny Spa) in Warren, Ohio, were discussed. Eight women managers were charged with confining and forcing Korean women into sex acts by holding their passports and IDs. Mug shots and aliases of the charged women (many older, 56-75) were mentioned.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And Sarah Lease, I spent the night my uh uh,
(00:03):
well my former partner.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Your wife of almost twenty years.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yes, almost Uh she is out of town. So I
spent the night at the house last night with my daughters.
And you know, all my stuff's at my apartment. So
I just grabbed a few things, throw them in a
bag so I could change this morning and all that.
And uh, I'm dressed like I'm in a Beer League basketball.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Game, right, I haven't even seen you. Look what you're
wearing today.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I'm wearing. I look like I dressed like Adam Sandler.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Okay, but you kind of look like that every day.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I don't like wearing shorts. I hate wearing shorts.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
You just wore shorts earlier this week. I commented on it.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I know I hate wearing shorts.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
T's the season to see everybody's legs.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yeah, I know, I hate them. And none of my shorts.
And here's why I hate wearing shorts because all the
shorts I own are back when I used to weigh
about three hundred pounds.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
All right, So me some new shorts.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I don't want to spend the money, and they're so big,
they're all they're like they're like Capris.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Oh my god, dude, you can go to tar gonna
get some new shorts for like Timba.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I'm not spending the money to Walmarts. I'd rather give
the money to my daughters.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
And you're just gonna have shorts that are falling off.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I look like I'm wearing cafrieze. Uh so yeah, so
that was that. That that that's that was me.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Pick some valleys. You're back at the house, but you
got big shorts on.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah. I didn't sleep good and I had slept on
the couch. I missed my bed, I miss my fan
and the freezing cold apartment. I miss it.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, the ladies like it a little bit warmer. Yeah,
assuming it's horrible. Did our house the other day when
we got home, we didn't have the air on. Oh
seventy nine felt like a rain forest. Yeah, no, guys,
the rain in the mugginess. And now summer's here. We
skipped spring.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I want freezing cold. I want it cold. It's gotta be.
I hate I hate it.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I can't do that. But I need the ceiling fan
always because I got to have that sound. But then
I get all bundled up.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
So yeah, and I wear earbuds, so I put on
my little what's called.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
What do you have? The brown noise?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Well, not the brown noise. Last night, I have a
thing called it's called H two oh oh oh yeah, yeah,
it's uh.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Can you play it for us?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yes, I will. It's like spa music kind of. And
I slept to that last night. I tried to. I
wore little earbuds and all that because the girls.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I don't think I could sleep with the buds.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
And my daughters stay up late. They're up until like
eleven o'clock and all that. So, and I'm not used
to anymore movement in the home.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
You're used to your quiet little apartment. Yeah, so have
you already adjusted that quick?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Oh yes, missus?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
H two?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Oh yeah, now this would knock me out.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I need someone rubbing my back right now. Care So
that's somebody with a certificate that's with.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
My uh, that's in my earbuds.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Oh over yeah, so awesome.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Should I just play that all day while we talk
on the show?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
There that could be like our little bed underneath everything.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
We're sign good morning everybody, it's the Good Chris Show.
Thanks for listening. Coming up, I'm sure we'll play some
song with a guy screaming in your face. Hey, Lincoln
Park song in Metallica. Straight there, talk about something Lincoln
(03:42):
Park will the girl will scream and then the guy
will wrap his part. Then the girl will scream, and
then the guy will wrap his part. And then when
we come on and talk, we'll settle you down.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
This makes everything so much more relaxing.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yes, does he get ready for the flying peak this weekend?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
We could all use a little R and R.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah, little listen to this music before your shins blow
out this weekend. While you're running and in the middle
of the run, you're wondering, why the hell did I
sign up for this?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I think about that every single time I run a
road race. I'm not even a mile and I'm like,
why am I doing this? I could be in bed right.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Now that there is Sarah Elise what oh hie?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
This guy in Georgetown, Kentucky. He's trending this morning. His
name is James Farling. He's fifty. He's fifty years old.
Made the headlines actually earlier this week after he won
that big multi million dollar jackpot for a cool one
hundred and sixty seven million bucks. Yeah, all off a
little two dollars scratch off ticket from this place called
(04:46):
Clark's Pumpin' Shop. It's always those kind of places, right, So.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
That's like a gay club.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
That's actually a perfect name for a gay club. So
he told his mom that he was, you know, gonna
make it a nice Mother's day for her and give
her half. Okay, so we all love this.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Guy, another idiot move.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I love my parents. No, But if I won that money,
ain't no way they're getting fifty percent.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
It might get my phone number.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I'd give him a chunk, but not that high. So
now James has gotten himself into some trouble. He and
his girlfriend the other day decided to travel down to Florida.
They went to Saint Pete Beach, I'm guessing to celebrate
the big win, and they were seen at this hotel
bar big yep, a little too much to drink, and
(05:38):
James decided to get into a physical altercation with another
hotel guest.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yep, got too good. They went there, they got a
little redneck.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Got a little redneck he so police were called in
got involved, of course, and that's when James decided to
kick this cop yep, right across the face, just while
he was trying to break up that fight.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
This guy will be broke by this time next year.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Oh, I don't even know if you'll want to d
that long. So reports were saying that he was extremely
intoxicated and causing a scene at this hotel bar for
quite some time.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
So how long before he hits that girlfriend? I'm serious.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I would hope that doesn't happen too.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I hope, you know, but this is this is he
went from Jack Pott to jackass.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah, this is what I hate and you know, just
like that, in a matter of like forty eight hours.
It was that quick.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
And I'm I'm dumb, but this guy is a redneck.
I'm dumb because I don't know how to play any
of these games, and I'm afraid to go in.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
First of all, it's a little scratch off. I don't
know how top to it.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I'm scared. I walk in. I'll be like, hey, can
I play.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
One of these scratch off?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Well, I'm scared because if the guy goes and I
don't know what he's saying behind the thing, I'm like,
can I get one of these games? They'll go I'll
be like I don't know what you're saying, and I'll
just run out of there. I just want to win money.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
You are a fifty year old man. It is not
that hard.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I don't know how to do it. I don't know
how to gamble or play games. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Every time every year at Christmas, that's what my grandma
puts in the stocking.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
So I need to I need to know how to
do this so I can win money and not bother people.
I will not bother anybody on the radio anymore. You can.
If I win the lottery, I will bring back your
precious Dawn patrol for you. Oh there you go, so
you can hear the joke of the day over again
and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
So now James has been charged with public intoxication and
battery on a law enforcement officer, so he's going to
stay behind bars for a bit. And his girlfriend was
actually charged with public intoxication. But she's cute.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
It's oh yes, it's time to get our sports. Stay
in your work's.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Stay in your car and work in wait give me
working wait oh Si Si Si Sage sports. What's up segment?
We have Morning off News.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
Let's see Jose Travino hits a two run homer, Spencer
Steer a solo shot, Santiago Espinal with a two run single.
Then the Reds bullpen was lights out in the nine
to one win over the Cardinals.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Two teams have split the four game set. Thank you.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
An hour and a half rain delay, the Reds bullpen
took over. As I said, starter Andrew Abbott Graham Ashcraft
retired nine straight four strikeouts in three innings. Oh yeah,
thirty one pitches, twenty six strikes. Brett Souter and Lion
Ryan Richardson also helped out. And Red's relief prospect Luis May,
who throws about thousand miles an hour, worked the ninth
(08:41):
thank you, striking out the first battery faced in the
Majors and got a clean inning, and the Reds bullpen
retired the final thirty five Saint Louis hitters faced in
the series.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah, well it wasn't a I mean, it was a blowout,
but it wasn't a blowout for a series. It was
split right, Yeah, we'll take it.
Speaker 8 (09:03):
Their homestand continues tonight versus three up against those Washington
Nationals out of our nation's Capitolppy, they're the NL East
at fourteen and eighteen.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
The Red Legs are second in the Central at seventeen
and fifteen. What's good? Two back of the front running Cubbies.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
They are doing really well. It's just the Cubs can't
seem to lose.
Speaker 7 (09:23):
Mitchell Parker will go up against a Hunter Green. Game
time tonight is six forty all right.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Earlier than that it is, yeah, because they have the
Flying Pig one miler tonight at seven o'clock, so it's
at six ten.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Oh well, well either way.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Thousands of runners and walkers will take part in the
Flying Pig Marathon weekends, starting tonight, horse racing one hundred first,
running one hundred and fifty first running the Kentucky Derby
tomorrow and Louisville post time just before seven o'clock. Twenty
horses in the field and journalism out of post position eight.
It's his favorite at three to one. But what about
Chunk of Gold, Great Chunk of Gold. Uncle Gold is
(10:00):
thirty to one at post position nineteen. And that's the
local dude. Jeff Ruby steaks winner from Turfoy Park. Final
Gamut is out of post position number three. It's only
two minutes out of my day so I'll check it out.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
That's true. Didn't take that doesn't last long time?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
No, I can always set up.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's like getting on with the one
for me. Drop that one.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
In cars, this weekend, NASCAR trucks Exfinity and Cup Series
run a Texas Motor Speedway, Formula Ones and the Grand
of the Grand Old United States. They will hold the
Miami Grand Prix Sunday in South Florida, and the Indy
cars run on the road course outside of Birmingham, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Have you ever seen during a I know, they fight
and all that stuff during a race car you know,
races and stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
They fight.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah, they'll like guys will approach each other because they
you know, rubbed the wrong way or whatever. Rubbin's racing. Yeah,
I know, it's all part of it, you know. Oh yeah,
There's is a woman who had a roads rage incident
in Philadelphia, of course, and she ran up to the
woman's car and she lifted up her dress and took
a dump on the hood of the car. Oh now
(11:10):
that's action.
Speaker 7 (11:12):
Chris dot Com two ds. Let's see, it's gonna be
a nice weekend. Maybe all those Flying Pig marathon runners
and walkers.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
They'll be hungry. They'll be hungry. They want to go
to Penn Station East Coast subs like I did the
other day.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
It's all about good taste. You get hand crafted subs
and no road raids, especially the pizza ooh fabulous fries,
large size, and then then for to wash it all down.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
Yes, sliminade man, thank you. The famous prim Station lemonade
man border online today at Penn Station East Coast slimonade Man,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
What's say she's bringing you that lemonade?
Speaker 7 (11:47):
Oh it's one O two seven WBN. Yesterday I texted
Sarah this question. This is a question that could work
for anybody. I guess because somebody's everybody's got this. Well,
I guess it's not a uh I think, I don't
know you just said. I guess it's more of a
drama thing. If you're at work, like you're at work,
(12:09):
you're okay. We have a couple of people here at
work that I guess are bigger gentlemen or whatever. Okay,
So if you're walking down the hallway and one of
these guys is is to collapse, collapse in the hallway
and on the floor and you walk by and you
see you see them laying there and no one else
is around.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Do you just keep walking and go, oh, I'm just
gonna let somebody else to deal with this. I don't
want to. I don't have to.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I mean, what person with a head and a heart
would just allow literally anybody to just lie there in
a hallway at work? Now, Chris, I know you like
to act a certain way on air, but knowing you,
you would definitely do something about it. You act a
(12:59):
certain way, but you're not that way.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
What would you do?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Dave said, yeah, I mean your immediate thought is, okay,
we got to call we got to call somebody.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
What nine one one? Anybody you would run over? Sarah?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
What do you mean? I see them in the hallway
and I'm right by them. You're gonna call nine one one?
But do I know how to save a life?
Speaker 5 (13:25):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Like I can't do.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
You're not gonna run over and go are you okay?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
I can't do the mouth to mouth, I can't do
the pump thing like.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
You should learn the CPR.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Do you know how to do it? Not a lot
of people know how to do it.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
I do.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
I went to cause, would you save Dave's life. I'm
not putting my mouth on anyone.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
You would just let him die.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
On my responsibility.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
If you see him and nobody's around it, that that's
what you have to save his life.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
No, you learn you don't touch anybody, because you'd be
brought into the lawsuit. I would call nine one one,
I guess.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
I feel like that would be my first move. Yeah,
not one coming up to the sixth floor. Let's figure
it out.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
I don't want to be brought into the lawsuit because
if you move him, and he and he and they say, well,
he was fine until you moved him.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Oh, you know, I got to agree with Sarah on
that one.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
I think this would be the first one probably to
call nine one one to get some help.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
You do have a big heart, No I don't, Yes,
you do. Don't.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
I'm a bad down you do.
Speaker 9 (14:25):
We all are.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
We all are down deep.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
But you'd be the first or sort of help you do,
some sort of help, he would.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yeah, I would drop an elbow on him and give it.
Get the pain. That's a w W coming out in here.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
But there is no belt there.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Oh no, he doesn't need a belt.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
He already got one.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yeah, all right, you guys, have a good day.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
You too.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
It's funny. When I said the text to Sarah yesterday,
she didn't want to answer it.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I was working out when you sent us to me, actually,
and then what.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Did you say? You said, why are you asking me this?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
And I was like, yeah, Like is Dave okay? Like
what's going on up there? I said, I'd called Danny
Gleeson for house and Danny's one of the other producers
who's always like nearby.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah, and you'd probably be laying down next to him,
oh gosh, with his own issues.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
These poor guys. But if you're listening right now, just
know that Christopher is not as bad as he may seem.
He would be there with the helping him.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Don't clap sext to me, don't put me in that situation.
That's all I can ask. I dug up a few things,
you know. I've been going through old VCR tapes at
the house.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
People listening are like, what the hell is that?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Well, it's great because I have old videos of like
old Saturday Morning Wrestling that I used to record Superstars
of Wrestling, And the good part is that I noticed
are the commercial breaks, Oh.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
The commercials from like what back in the nineties, those
are the best.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Yes, like, uh, here here's what. Well, okay, I got
some from uh this is here, here, here we go.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Don't you really want to know?
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Okay, I was wondering how the father of my baby one?
Speaker 9 (16:12):
All right, let's take a look Chris Leo Leo DNA test.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Cleo, you don't even know this. You don't even recognize
how dumb and horrible this is until years later though. Yeah,
before you would ignore it.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
And we were all glued to the TV every time.
Speaker 9 (16:30):
She was on.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yeah, suckers bought into this. They made millions of dollars,
and they got in trouble for this, Oh, for dupe
in the public. And they allow Q and L two
to dupe the public every morning with their fake stuff.
And that's no problem. But miss Cleo's doing DNA tests
on the Telephone's so good.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
I used to love this lady.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
So this woman calls up and goes, I want to
know who the father of my child is? And listen
to the answer.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
This is not a commercial, really on to Okay, I
was wondering from the father of my baby one.
Speaker 9 (17:03):
All right, let's take a look the miss Leo DNA test.
They're solely searching for the father of your baby. Oh,
it's the one that's very unpleasant okay. And he's also
the one that had another girlfriend while he was sleeping
with you.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yep, that's him.
Speaker 9 (17:24):
That's the daddy.
Speaker 10 (17:25):
You know what's funny though when you think about that, though,
that's just a basic psychology if you think about it.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
If someone calls in with.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
That question, like, that's a pretty good answer.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yeah, because that's probably the situation to anybody who's going
to call into, a psychic can.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Say exactly, if you don't know the daddy your baby,
he probably does suck and has another girl on the side.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
If somebody calls it, he goes, hey, I have an
eight kids and I want to know who my last
child is. You know who daddy is.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Well, he's the deadbeat guy that doesn't have a job.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Yeah, you're not going to go he's probably a wealthy attorney.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
He's that really rich doctor that you hooked up with
these really hot.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Okay, but you knew that.
Speaker 9 (18:10):
I don't know how the baby looks just like him. Yeah,
so you were in denial because he has a funny
little chin, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah, and the baby have that same little chin looks
stopid right like the father.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Your baby's really ugly.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Yeah, that's the dude.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Your baby's stupid, very low iq Yep, that's him.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
Oh god.
Speaker 9 (18:44):
The cards kind of reveal things that you will never
see by yourself.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Me now for your free Carol read in.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
So back in the day, we would watch it like okay, cool,
but they'd mean millions of dollars because suckers would call in,
Oh I.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Am sad for Cleo every time she was on.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
It gets Better Old videos that I used to watch
because you know, when I was growing up, they didn't
have radio stations like web and and stuff where I
would get my medal, you know what I mean, or
my music. Then I would like so head Banger's Ball
would watch. So during head Banger's Ball, which was on
at midnight on a Saturday, this commercial would come on.
Boy did they know they're targeting? By the way, Hey guys, if.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
You want to learn how to be more popular with girls,
just call nine seven six Gutsucks. You want to go
out with girls like me, well you can.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
It's easier than you think. All you need is the guts.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Just call the pickup long.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Guts. So you call that like you just jot down
a bunch of like they teach a game on there. Wait,
so you called down all obviously I have guts.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
I mean you ended up finding a wife. I don't
know if it was because of the guts line.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Chris, I'm watching Heburger balling home on a Saturday night
alone with my stuff up the guts. My dad's gonna
kill me for calling this line.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
And it was always so expensive, like five bucks a
minute or something.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Can we hurry this up?
Speaker 6 (20:16):
You hear it?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Give me the guts?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yeah, I got thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
I learn about You'll learn the art of gut.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
You learn the art of meeting girls like us.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah, nine seven six guts. You learn where to meet girls,
how to meet them, man, what to say? Who is
plus toll?
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Call?
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Now it's plus toll?
Speaker 2 (20:40):
But I missed the nineties two.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Dollars plus toll to this Hershey Highway. I know you
were just dying to use that. No, I just came
to the top of my mind. Oh my, you know
where I learned that? From the guts? Guts Get up
into these guts by.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Colin nine seven seven Guts.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Phone number is five one three seven four nine one
O two seven, and that is Sarah at least.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Our guy, Tyler.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Yeah, it is to your guy.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
That's your guy.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
He's in the ear. He's not saying hello, he's saying hello, sair, okay.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Something else that's sick and that I'm also dreading, Oh
what's up? Two weeks away until hell?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
What's talking about the cicadas.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Taking over again? I thought we just went through this.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
This is a different kind Jesus Christ.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
I know.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
I'm like, wait, I thought this was going to be
a lot longer. Now they're almost here. So Jennifer Ketchmark
over at Channel nine. She said, give or take about
forty eight hours, these cicadas are emerging after seventeen years
on May twelfth. May twelfth circle the calendars. They're called
Brood fortye. That's the name of the cicada group for
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this go around.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
How many how many complete broods are there? Like, how
many of these we got to deal with?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
I don't know, because this is brood fourteen.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
There's gotta be thirteen others?
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Do.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
I think? I'm not a cicada expert, but I would
imagine that all of the other ones are dead, because
that's what happens. Right, They up and then they have
sex and then they die.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Right.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
They're like little They're like a little drunk frat bugs.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
I hate them.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
They get drunk and they have sex and bump into stuff.
Frat buns.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
They bump into everything, including us. They're not afraid of people,
that's for damn sure.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
No.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
So the experts saying that they're going to emerge in
the billions.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Their little red eyes and then they and they're so
wingy and they bounce off your windshield and stuff.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
They're taking over thirteen different states, including here in Ohio
and Kentucky, especially in northern Kentucky where I'm at, and
in southern Indiana. And if you're planning on traveling you
want to get away from them. They are heading to Tennessee,
North Carolina, South Carolina, George, you cannot escape them.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Are they sonic temple?
Speaker 2 (23:21):
When a sonic temple against you?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Brewed fourteen.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Taking the stage next, Yeah, I think it gets pretty
close to sonic temple?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Yeah, Well, it's a this These things are I don't know,
are they? Are they worthless?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah, there's got to be a reason. There is a
purpose for that. It's something with nature and trees and
stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
You've got to be some kind of fertilizer because.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
It's like, what is the exact point of these Okay?
So May eight through the eleventh is Sonic Temple. It's
right before the cicadas.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Okay. So they're like the opening act exactly for the
cicada show.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
So this professor at Miami of his name is doctor Kritsky,
of course it is. He specializes in these things. And
he said, you think a.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Guy like that gets laid. I know a lot about cicadas.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Hey, there's someone for everyone.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Every fifteen years, my phone rings off the hook.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
I'd say he's probably doing pretty well for himself.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Here's a professor exactly, I got professor money.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
So he's saying that these cicados are going to be
sticking around at least till the end of June. Oh oh,
that's a really long time.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
And your dogs will be running around in week like
fighting with him and picking them up and stuff.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Oh yeah, and dangerous, yes, he guys. They're not going
to bite you or sting, but they are really annoying
or really loud. They will land on you. And if
you do see your pet eat a couple, they say
that it's fine, but not too many because these things
are not easily digestible because of their hardshell ew.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yeah, I don't care what anybody says, if they're harmless
or not. When a insect flies into your face, you
still look stupid and I flip.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
I flip out. I hate these things so much because
everybody is the worst.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
I don't care when something flies into your face, especially
especially at insect. Nobody goes. I'm fine, they go.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
It doesn't matter if you're a three hundred pound man
or a little thirty pound baby fighter would be like
your guy, John Cena would flip out.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Cicada's landing on Cicada can see John Cena no matter
how much he goes, you can't see me.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Oh my god. A little wrestling joke. Oh they might
be blind. They kind of run into stuff blind. But
I think it's I can't remember if it's the guy
or the girl, but once they mate, one of them
does die.
Speaker 11 (25:47):
I think it's the dude, probably because the girls are
ugly and they regret it.
Speaker 9 (25:53):
Like damn it.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I should have sucked on that tree a little bit longer. Dude,
I've seen him mate before. Oh yeah, when the cicadas
were here a couple of years ago, a different brood
or whatever. I was on the treadmill at the gym
and there's like a big window in front of me
and two we're just going out of the entire time,
and then I saw one just fall off.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
It is that quick.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
It's that quick.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Could you imagine if that's how it worked with humans.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
That I would be a happier person. I would have
been dead at nineteen oh my.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
But yeah, what is the point of these things? If
you know, let us know, because I can't remember. It's
something with nature and like the reproduction and trees and
the insect world.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Vitalization is so crazy because like you have those what
are the the praying mantis, and like, yeah, what are
they doing when they have sex? Like the female like
kills the male?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Oh wait really, so it's like that's increasing.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Yeah, It's like it's like you're better off being a
gay praying mantis. You live forever. You're like, hell, old guys,
I'm here forever. Where's the club.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Game? Praying mantis is amazing?
Speaker 10 (27:06):
Yeah, because you live forever because because you deep browns
aren't gonna kill you and you're not out there trying
to get it on with these girls. You know, it's
like and that just shows you right there, even even
when you're a guy, you're like, I don't care if
she's gonna kill me after I'm horny.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Like, yeah, you're like, I'm a horny I'm a horny,
praying mantis guy. I know she's gonna kill me afterwards,
but I do it's worth it. I gotta get my nut.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I gotta tap up, oh real quick. I guess cicadas
their whole purpose is they provide food for birds that.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Ain't worth it. No stay in the dirt. Yeah, the
birds are dumb. It's the second of May. It's a
mental health awareness month, and that is something where for me,
even though I clown around on a radio and all
that stuff, that's an important thing. Having several meltdowns of
my own, it's something you gotta you know, you don't
(28:07):
know what especially guys, what guys are going through. They're
very destructive. So it's something where it's like, if someone
is off a little bit, they're probably one step, especially
a guy, away from just leaping off a building. So
just you know, keep that in mind.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
And of course you've taken all the right steps to
take care of what you got going on. Right, You're
you're medicated, you're doing a lot better.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I don't like being medicated, but yes, I don't like
being medicated.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
But at least you're open about it and at least
you're doing something about it.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Oh, nothing like feeling in I think it was ninth
or tenth grade was my that I can remember my
first time.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
So you really felt something.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Yeah, I was bummed, really dark, and I saw a
train and thought I should just jump in front of
that thing.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Yeah, and I was like, that's devastating. And I was like,
that's weird. I thought about that.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Well, I think all of us can agree that we're
happy that you didn't take those steps.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Well, first of all, the audience. They just faxed me
and said, don't speak for us, Sarah.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
At least my god, don't be so hard on yourself, Christopher.
Speaker 9 (29:15):
No.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
That's the other thing is I think because I've dealt
with that kind of stuff, I can laugh at things. Sometimes.
I laugh at things that are a little dark for
other people to deal with. But I think that's simply
because of what I have.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
But I feel like humor helps us the most with
really dark times, So sometimes you just have to use
that dark humor to get through it.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Yep. And I know there's dudes, and I can only
speak for dudes. There are guys out there that if
you've had a time where you're just all of a sudden,
you burst out in tears and you're like what and
you hide it up. You don't want anybody to see it.
Something's going on. That's an indicator.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
So just know that that it's okay to feel things,
and it's okay to get those things taken care of
if it's too much to handle.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Yeah, once I had kids, I was like, I gotta
get this straightened out. Yeah, because then it was like, yeah, well,
the more I have this discussion, the more I'm thinking, well,
maybe I should have done that before I had kids.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Oh my god, Chris, I hate to think about that.
You wouldn't have known me, but I do know you now,
and I'm glad that you didn't do that.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Yeah someday. See, that's the thing. I'm a failure. I
don't complete plans that I have.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
There's a dark humor again, but I think this is
something that we should think about all of the time.
Though looking looking after people that are dealing with mental
health problems and.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Issues, Well, I don't know, because I wouldn't have wont
anybody looking out for me. I got through it. I
just was more aware. I stepped outside of myself and decided, Okay,
something's going It took me into my thirties to realize it.
H And then you start to reflect on, Oh, that's
why I.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Thought of that, Like there's something a whole lot deeper here.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Yeah. Yeah, that's why I thought that. And when I
was growing because you don't know when you're growing up,
you just saw Okay, I guess everybody thinks about jumping
in front of a train while they're waiting for it
to go by.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Yeah, you didn't realize how alone. Yeah you really were
in those thoughts, I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Yeah. And basically what we're saying is happy birthday to
the rock.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I hope you're a lot happier today than we are.
We're just struggling right now.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yeah. This is the radio's version of that train. I
wanted to leap in front of my favorite subject. I
love when this comes up.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
We have more massage drama, another one in Ohio up
in Warren.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
I don't know where that is.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
It's like north, just keep going and you'll eventually run into.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
There's no reason to go there now.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Well one of them is still open. Oh okay, So
eight different women have now been charged in this human
trafficking ring situation on two different massage parlors and Ohio,
one called the Tiger Spa, which has now closed. It's
a trafficking it's a trafficking situation.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Eight women, eight women who were who are doing sexual stuff.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Crime ring allegedly confined Korean women at these establishments for
three months at a time, okay, forcing them to perform
sex acts for money. These so Tiger Spa and Sonny
Spa are the names and eight different women.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
So the women they arrested the victims or were these
women the ones that were strong arm in these other women?
Speaker 2 (32:26):
These are the women that were managing everything, not involved
in the sex acts, kind of like pimping out the
women that were performing the sex.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
So they were strong arming these women.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
However, you want to look at the top women.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Did they have firearms? Did they have machetes?
Speaker 2 (32:43):
They might? Their mugshots are everywhere and the names are
so good because they have their real name and then
they have their name that they were using at the
massage barlat.
Speaker 9 (32:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
One girl's name is walk one off.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Or Tay Sou kwan a k a genie. Yeah, Dong
Melodon aka Sarah.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Both those women are sixty two years old.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
That's what was the girl's name again, Dong Melodon. That's
your new name, Dong because she uses Sarah so nice. Yeah,
just like me. That's you. So your new name is
Dong Sarah.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Kong or whatever, Sarah Dong Melodon.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Do another lady come, yep, Chong sugars This. One lady's
name is Chang me Hoong yep me too aka Cherry Cherry.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
These are definitely so. Their bosses are definitely white dudes.
All right, Chom, your name is Cherry.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
One lady's name is.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
This.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
One lady's name is Miok Dong Chiffon.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
All right? What is her? Is her? Is her name
kitty clothes?
Speaker 2 (34:07):
What is it? Cookie? She's now I'm saving them best
for a last hold on. She's fifty six years.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Old, okay, Cookie.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
This one on, this one is called young sug Kim.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
Yum okay young so young not yum, all right, young
young y age yug okay, young sug kim okay, and.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
They call her young crazy, young crazy, who's sixty one
years young.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Ah, she's sixty one years young crazy. So so wonderf
there are rest of these girls, so they could get
to the bottom of who their bosses are.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Yeah, there's a bunch of charges, more than two dozen
of them exactly.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (35:02):
Oh so so these these seek I'm going through the article.
There's zeer old ladies are holding these other girls hostage.
I guess so break Yeah. These are all older ladies,
all fifty six end up.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Yeah, okay, all the way up.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
To seventy five years old with cumhawshar.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
They all look so innocent too. I'm going to show
you their mugshot.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
I would bust out of here, get them, I would
bust out of here. But Cookie is keeping me hostage.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Cookie and young Crazy and Cherry, yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
She's they're young crazy. She may look innocent, but she
young and she crazy. And don't forget dong mullodogs, yeah,
dung melodon whatever.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Hekay, Sarah, you may know her as Sarah on the streets,
I can't. That's what's making the headlines right now that
just came out this morning.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
I love that. I always wanted to know this kind
of stuff and what it was as far as like
the human trafficking and all that, and how they're holding
these people. There's a guy on the phone that knows
this stuff because I guess one of his buddies was
involved with the arrest. How does this work?
Speaker 3 (36:14):
So what they do is they at the school, they
bring them into the country and they then keep their
passport and IDs, and they don't have a bank account
or anything like that, so they basically are fully dependent
on those people that like feed them, thous them and
like they don't speak the language, so like the older
women like hold all their documents, so they can't do anything,
and they're basically stuck there and they hold them for
(36:35):
like ransom, make them work for X amount of months,
and then they get them their passports back.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Whoa, wow, these women are bad.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
They told me all about it. It was crazy, Like
they legit like fake all their stuff and keep them
from being able to do anything when they got arrest.
That he told me all about it because he was
one of the guys that was there. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Wow, this whole thing freaks me out to think that
that's actually happening. Yeah, right, in multiple places too.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
How many of these places are in and around town
that you see all those like age and massage places.
Makes you wonder like, are there legit hundreds of women
out there that are like legit trapped because these people
got all their documents and keep them from going and
doing anything.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
If I want to hook up, I want to hook
up with somebody that's into it, you know what I mean,
not that.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
They're not crying while they're doing it.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Yeah, yeah, I want to be I want to hook up.
I don't you know, I don't know. It makes you
just feel icky. Yeah there, yeah all right dude, thanks man. Yeah,
you know what else, it's kind of sad.
Speaker 7 (37:31):
But Friday to Friday, day to day, Friday, Friday Friday,
it's the weekend set they'll jump the weekend.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Okay, a couple of bronze got a rested them celebrate,
celebrate that.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
The salons are now closed today, and you did.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Celebrate all you hot walk. Wait to the week for
the features, the start.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
That's the weekend.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
So shut off your paper, shut off your beeper so
you can't forget show off your people. I don't working.
Speaker 6 (38:03):
Done yet oh you employees, your pare and quitted the
work week summer.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Look at you in a fit dish for all you
people open.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
On your stress oop and work ob sys and you're
got a.
Speaker 6 (38:13):
Desk for the people with pussas who were on their fats.
Speaker 7 (38:16):
What makes you stay outside so you can't take Harry
knows this day is good up there.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
You need to relax and honey, you should.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
It's working.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
It is here.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Your week's done, and get out the door, go and
half something.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Go out there in the rain from showing yourself.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Right, I've got the rain all weekend.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
It's gonna isn't it.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Yeah, it's rain all weekend.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
That sucks.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Channel nine just said the rain is starting around one
o'clock today.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Yeah, well how about this if you're inside.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Uh what do we got going on this weekend? Inside?
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Well, you can just kind of chill, make it side.
Turn on one of those uh you know, I used
to have those one of those lamps when I lived
in Portland, Oregon. No one of those lamps that would
bring the sun into your house. You know, they say
that it will help your mood and all that stuff.
It never worked.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
You could go get a massage, oh yeah, just a
tiger spot.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Yeah right, just kind of chow yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
From Young Crazy.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Or Walk One Off.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Cherry or Don Meladona.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
From the Sage You Wasser. It's a kid Chris Show.
It's one O two seven of you e b N
And Sarah Lease, I spent the night my uh uh,
(00:03):
well my former partner.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Your wife of almost twenty years.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yes, almost Uh she is out of town. So I
spent the night at the house last night with my daughters.
And you know, all my stuff's at my apartment. So
I just grabbed a few things, throw them in a
bag so I could change this morning and all that.
And uh, I'm dressed like I'm in a Beer League basketball.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Game, right, I haven't even seen you. Look what you're
wearing today.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I'm wearing. I look like I dressed like Adam Sandler.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Okay, but you kind of look like that every day.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I don't like wearing shorts. I hate wearing shorts.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
You just wore shorts earlier this week. I commented on it.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I know I hate wearing shorts.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
T's the season to see everybody's legs.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yeah, I know, I hate them. And none of my shorts.
And here's why I hate wearing shorts because all the
shorts I own are back when I used to weigh
about three hundred pounds.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
All right, So me some new shorts.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I don't want to spend the money, and they're so big,
they're all they're like they're like Capris.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Oh my god, dude, you can go to tar gonna
get some new shorts for like Timba.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I'm not spending the money to Walmarts. I'd rather give
the money to my daughters.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
And you're just gonna have shorts that are falling off.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I look like I'm wearing cafrieze. Uh so yeah, so
that was that. That that that's that was me.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Pick some valleys. You're back at the house, but you
got big shorts on.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah. I didn't sleep good and I had slept on
the couch. I missed my bed, I miss my fan
and the freezing cold apartment. I miss it.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, the ladies like it a little bit warmer. Yeah,
assuming it's horrible. Did our house the other day when
we got home, we didn't have the air on. Oh
seventy nine felt like a rain forest. Yeah, no, guys,
the rain in the mugginess. And now summer's here. We
skipped spring.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I want freezing cold. I want it cold. It's gotta be.
I hate I hate it.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I can't do that. But I need the ceiling fan
always because I got to have that sound. But then
I get all bundled up.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
So yeah, and I wear earbuds, so I put on
my little what's called.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
What do you have? The brown noise?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Well, not the brown noise. Last night, I have a
thing called it's called H two oh oh oh yeah, yeah,
it's uh.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Can you play it for us?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yes, I will. It's like spa music kind of. And
I slept to that last night. I tried to. I
wore little earbuds and all that because the girls.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I don't think I could sleep with the buds.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
And my daughters stay up late. They're up until like
eleven o'clock and all that. So, and I'm not used
to anymore movement in the home.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
You're used to your quiet little apartment. Yeah, so have
you already adjusted that quick?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Oh yes, missus?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
H two?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Oh yeah, now this would knock me out.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I need someone rubbing my back right now. Care So
that's somebody with a certificate that's with.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
My uh, that's in my earbuds.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Oh over yeah, so awesome.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Should I just play that all day while we talk
on the show?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
There that could be like our little bed underneath everything.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
We're sign good morning everybody, it's the Good Chris Show.
Thanks for listening. Coming up, I'm sure we'll play some
song with a guy screaming in your face. Hey, Lincoln
Park song in Metallica. Straight there, talk about something Lincoln
(03:42):
Park will the girl will scream and then the guy
will wrap his part. Then the girl will scream, and
then the guy will wrap his part. And then when
we come on and talk, we'll settle you down.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
This makes everything so much more relaxing.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yes, does he get ready for the flying peak this weekend?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
We could all use a little R and R.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah, little listen to this music before your shins blow
out this weekend. While you're running and in the middle
of the run, you're wondering, why the hell did I
sign up for this?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I think about that every single time I run a
road race. I'm not even a mile and I'm like,
why am I doing this? I could be in bed right.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Now that there is Sarah Elise what oh hie?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
This guy in Georgetown, Kentucky. He's trending this morning. His
name is James Farling. He's fifty. He's fifty years old.
Made the headlines actually earlier this week after he won
that big multi million dollar jackpot for a cool one
hundred and sixty seven million bucks. Yeah, all off a
little two dollars scratch off ticket from this place called
(04:46):
Clark's Pumpin' Shop. It's always those kind of places, right, So.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
That's like a gay club.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
That's actually a perfect name for a gay club. So
he told his mom that he was, you know, gonna
make it a nice Mother's day for her and give
her half. Okay, so we all love this.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Guy, another idiot move.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I love my parents. No, But if I won that money,
ain't no way they're getting fifty percent.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
It might get my phone number.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I'd give him a chunk, but not that high. So
now James has gotten himself into some trouble. He and
his girlfriend the other day decided to travel down to Florida.
They went to Saint Pete Beach, I'm guessing to celebrate
the big win, and they were seen at this hotel
bar big yep, a little too much to drink, and
(05:38):
James decided to get into a physical altercation with another
hotel guest.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yep, got too good. They went there, they got a
little redneck.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Got a little redneck he so police were called in
got involved, of course, and that's when James decided to
kick this cop yep, right across the face, just while
he was trying to break up that fight.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
This guy will be broke by this time next year.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Oh, I don't even know if you'll want to d
that long. So reports were saying that he was extremely
intoxicated and causing a scene at this hotel bar for
quite some time.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
So how long before he hits that girlfriend? I'm serious.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I would hope that doesn't happen too.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I hope, you know, but this is this is he
went from Jack Pott to jackass.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah, this is what I hate and you know, just
like that, in a matter of like forty eight hours.
It was that quick.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
And I'm I'm dumb, but this guy is a redneck.
I'm dumb because I don't know how to play any
of these games, and I'm afraid to go in.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
First of all, it's a little scratch off. I don't
know how top to it.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I'm scared. I walk in. I'll be like, hey, can
I play.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
One of these scratch off?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Well, I'm scared because if the guy goes and I
don't know what he's saying behind the thing, I'm like,
can I get one of these games? They'll go I'll
be like I don't know what you're saying, and I'll
just run out of there. I just want to win money.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
You are a fifty year old man. It is not
that hard.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I don't know how to do it. I don't know
how to gamble or play games. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Every time every year at Christmas, that's what my grandma
puts in the stocking.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
So I need to I need to know how to
do this so I can win money and not bother people.
I will not bother anybody on the radio anymore. You can.
If I win the lottery, I will bring back your
precious Dawn patrol for you. Oh there you go, so
you can hear the joke of the day over again
and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
So now James has been charged with public intoxication and
battery on a law enforcement officer, so he's going to
stay behind bars for a bit. And his girlfriend was
actually charged with public intoxication. But she's cute.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
It's oh yes, it's time to get our sports. Stay
in your work's.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Stay in your car and work in wait give me
working wait oh Si Si Si Sage sports. What's up segment?
We have Morning off News.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
Let's see Jose Travino hits a two run homer, Spencer
Steer a solo shot, Santiago Espinal with a two run single.
Then the Reds bullpen was lights out in the nine
to one win over the Cardinals.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Two teams have split the four game set. Thank you.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
An hour and a half rain delay, the Reds bullpen
took over. As I said, starter Andrew Abbott Graham Ashcraft
retired nine straight four strikeouts in three innings. Oh yeah,
thirty one pitches, twenty six strikes. Brett Souter and Lion
Ryan Richardson also helped out. And Red's relief prospect Luis May,
who throws about thousand miles an hour, worked the ninth
(08:41):
thank you, striking out the first battery faced in the
Majors and got a clean inning, and the Reds bullpen
retired the final thirty five Saint Louis hitters faced in
the series.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah, well it wasn't a I mean, it was a blowout,
but it wasn't a blowout for a series. It was
split right, Yeah, we'll take it.
Speaker 8 (09:03):
Their homestand continues tonight versus three up against those Washington
Nationals out of our nation's Capitolppy, they're the NL East
at fourteen and eighteen.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
The Red Legs are second in the Central at seventeen
and fifteen. What's good? Two back of the front running Cubbies.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
They are doing really well. It's just the Cubs can't
seem to lose.
Speaker 7 (09:23):
Mitchell Parker will go up against a Hunter Green. Game
time tonight is six forty all right.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Earlier than that it is, yeah, because they have the
Flying Pig one miler tonight at seven o'clock, so it's
at six ten.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Oh well, well either way.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Thousands of runners and walkers will take part in the
Flying Pig Marathon weekends, starting tonight, horse racing one hundred first,
running one hundred and fifty first running the Kentucky Derby
tomorrow and Louisville post time just before seven o'clock. Twenty
horses in the field and journalism out of post position eight.
It's his favorite at three to one. But what about
Chunk of Gold, Great Chunk of Gold. Uncle Gold is
(10:00):
thirty to one at post position nineteen. And that's the
local dude. Jeff Ruby steaks winner from Turfoy Park. Final
Gamut is out of post position number three. It's only
two minutes out of my day so I'll check it out.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
That's true. Didn't take that doesn't last long time?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
No, I can always set up.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's like getting on with the one
for me. Drop that one.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
In cars, this weekend, NASCAR trucks Exfinity and Cup Series
run a Texas Motor Speedway, Formula Ones and the Grand
of the Grand Old United States. They will hold the
Miami Grand Prix Sunday in South Florida, and the Indy
cars run on the road course outside of Birmingham, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Have you ever seen during a I know, they fight
and all that stuff during a race car you know,
races and stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
They fight.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah, they'll like guys will approach each other because they
you know, rubbed the wrong way or whatever. Rubbin's racing. Yeah,
I know, it's all part of it, you know. Oh yeah,
There's is a woman who had a roads rage incident
in Philadelphia, of course, and she ran up to the
woman's car and she lifted up her dress and took
a dump on the hood of the car. Oh now
(11:10):
that's action.
Speaker 7 (11:12):
Chris dot Com two ds. Let's see, it's gonna be
a nice weekend. Maybe all those Flying Pig marathon runners
and walkers.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
They'll be hungry. They'll be hungry. They want to go
to Penn Station East Coast subs like I did the
other day.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
It's all about good taste. You get hand crafted subs
and no road raids, especially the pizza ooh fabulous fries,
large size, and then then for to wash it all down.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
Yes, sliminade man, thank you. The famous prim Station lemonade
man border online today at Penn Station East Coast slimonade Man,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
What's say she's bringing you that lemonade?
Speaker 7 (11:47):
Oh it's one O two seven WBN. Yesterday I texted
Sarah this question. This is a question that could work
for anybody. I guess because somebody's everybody's got this. Well,
I guess it's not a uh I think, I don't
know you just said. I guess it's more of a
drama thing. If you're at work, like you're at work,
(12:09):
you're okay. We have a couple of people here at
work that I guess are bigger gentlemen or whatever. Okay,
So if you're walking down the hallway and one of
these guys is is to collapse, collapse in the hallway
and on the floor and you walk by and you
see you see them laying there and no one else
is around.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Do you just keep walking and go, oh, I'm just
gonna let somebody else to deal with this. I don't
want to. I don't have to.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I mean, what person with a head and a heart
would just allow literally anybody to just lie there in
a hallway at work? Now, Chris, I know you like
to act a certain way on air, but knowing you,
you would definitely do something about it. You act a
(12:59):
certain way, but you're not that way.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
What would you do?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Dave said, yeah, I mean your immediate thought is, okay,
we got to call we got to call somebody.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
What nine one one? Anybody you would run over? Sarah?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
What do you mean? I see them in the hallway
and I'm right by them. You're gonna call nine one one?
But do I know how to save a life?
Speaker 5 (13:25):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Like I can't do.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
You're not gonna run over and go are you okay?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
I can't do the mouth to mouth, I can't do
the pump thing like.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
You should learn the CPR.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Do you know how to do it? Not a lot
of people know how to do it.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
I do.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
I went to cause, would you save Dave's life. I'm
not putting my mouth on anyone.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
You would just let him die.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
On my responsibility.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
If you see him and nobody's around it, that that's
what you have to save his life.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
No, you learn you don't touch anybody, because you'd be
brought into the lawsuit. I would call nine one one,
I guess.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
I feel like that would be my first move. Yeah,
not one coming up to the sixth floor. Let's figure
it out.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
I don't want to be brought into the lawsuit because
if you move him, and he and he and they say, well,
he was fine until you moved him.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Oh, you know, I got to agree with Sarah on
that one.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
I think this would be the first one probably to
call nine one one to get some help.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
You do have a big heart, No I don't, Yes,
you do. Don't.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
I'm a bad down you do.
Speaker 9 (14:25):
We all are.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
We all are down deep.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
But you'd be the first or sort of help you do,
some sort of help, he would.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yeah, I would drop an elbow on him and give it.
Get the pain. That's a w W coming out in here.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
But there is no belt there.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Oh no, he doesn't need a belt.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
He already got one.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yeah, all right, you guys, have a good day.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
You too.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
It's funny. When I said the text to Sarah yesterday,
she didn't want to answer it.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I was working out when you sent us to me, actually,
and then what.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Did you say? You said, why are you asking me this?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
And I was like, yeah, Like is Dave okay? Like
what's going on up there? I said, I'd called Danny
Gleeson for house and Danny's one of the other producers
who's always like nearby.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah, and you'd probably be laying down next to him,
oh gosh, with his own issues.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
These poor guys. But if you're listening right now, just
know that Christopher is not as bad as he may seem.
He would be there with the helping him.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Don't clap sext to me, don't put me in that situation.
That's all I can ask. I dug up a few things,
you know. I've been going through old VCR tapes at
the house.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
People listening are like, what the hell is that?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Well, it's great because I have old videos of like
old Saturday Morning Wrestling that I used to record Superstars
of Wrestling, And the good part is that I noticed
are the commercial breaks, Oh.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
The commercials from like what back in the nineties, those
are the best.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Yes, like, uh, here here's what. Well, okay, I got
some from uh this is here, here, here we go.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Don't you really want to know?
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Okay, I was wondering how the father of my baby one?
Speaker 9 (16:12):
All right, let's take a look Chris Leo Leo DNA test.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Cleo, you don't even know this. You don't even recognize
how dumb and horrible this is until years later though. Yeah,
before you would ignore it.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
And we were all glued to the TV every time.
Speaker 9 (16:30):
She was on.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yeah, suckers bought into this. They made millions of dollars,
and they got in trouble for this, Oh, for dupe
in the public. And they allow Q and L two
to dupe the public every morning with their fake stuff.
And that's no problem. But miss Cleo's doing DNA tests
on the Telephone's so good.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
I used to love this lady.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
So this woman calls up and goes, I want to
know who the father of my child is? And listen
to the answer.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
This is not a commercial, really on to Okay, I
was wondering from the father of my baby one.
Speaker 9 (17:03):
All right, let's take a look the miss Leo DNA test.
They're solely searching for the father of your baby. Oh,
it's the one that's very unpleasant okay. And he's also
the one that had another girlfriend while he was sleeping
with you.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yep, that's him.
Speaker 9 (17:24):
That's the daddy.
Speaker 10 (17:25):
You know what's funny though when you think about that, though,
that's just a basic psychology if you think about it.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
If someone calls in with.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
That question, like, that's a pretty good answer.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yeah, because that's probably the situation to anybody who's going
to call into, a psychic can.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Say exactly, if you don't know the daddy your baby,
he probably does suck and has another girl on the side.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
If somebody calls it, he goes, hey, I have an
eight kids and I want to know who my last
child is. You know who daddy is.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Well, he's the deadbeat guy that doesn't have a job.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Yeah, you're not going to go he's probably a wealthy attorney.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
He's that really rich doctor that you hooked up with
these really hot.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Okay, but you knew that.
Speaker 9 (18:10):
I don't know how the baby looks just like him. Yeah,
so you were in denial because he has a funny
little chin, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah, and the baby have that same little chin looks
stopid right like the father.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Your baby's really ugly.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Yeah, that's the dude.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Your baby's stupid, very low iq Yep, that's him.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
Oh god.
Speaker 9 (18:44):
The cards kind of reveal things that you will never
see by yourself.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Me now for your free Carol read in.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
So back in the day, we would watch it like okay, cool,
but they'd mean millions of dollars because suckers would call in,
Oh I.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Am sad for Cleo every time she was on.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
It gets Better Old videos that I used to watch
because you know, when I was growing up, they didn't
have radio stations like web and and stuff where I
would get my medal, you know what I mean, or
my music. Then I would like so head Banger's Ball
would watch. So during head Banger's Ball, which was on
at midnight on a Saturday, this commercial would come on.
Boy did they know they're targeting? By the way, Hey guys, if.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
You want to learn how to be more popular with girls,
just call nine seven six Gutsucks. You want to go
out with girls like me, well you can.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
It's easier than you think. All you need is the guts.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Just call the pickup long.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Guts. So you call that like you just jot down
a bunch of like they teach a game on there. Wait,
so you called down all obviously I have guts.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
I mean you ended up finding a wife. I don't
know if it was because of the guts line.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Chris, I'm watching Heburger balling home on a Saturday night
alone with my stuff up the guts. My dad's gonna
kill me for calling this line.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
And it was always so expensive, like five bucks a
minute or something.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Can we hurry this up?
Speaker 6 (20:16):
You hear it?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Give me the guts?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yeah, I got thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
I learn about You'll learn the art of gut.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
You learn the art of meeting girls like us.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah, nine seven six guts. You learn where to meet girls,
how to meet them, man, what to say? Who is
plus toll?
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Call?
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Now it's plus toll?
Speaker 2 (20:40):
But I missed the nineties two.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Dollars plus toll to this Hershey Highway. I know you
were just dying to use that. No, I just came
to the top of my mind. Oh my, you know
where I learned that? From the guts? Guts Get up
into these guts by.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Colin nine seven seven Guts.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Phone number is five one three seven four nine one
O two seven, and that is Sarah at least.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Our guy, Tyler.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Yeah, it is to your guy.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
That's your guy.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
He's in the ear. He's not saying hello, he's saying hello, sair, okay.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Something else that's sick and that I'm also dreading, Oh
what's up? Two weeks away until hell?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
What's talking about the cicadas.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Taking over again? I thought we just went through this.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
This is a different kind Jesus Christ.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
I know.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
I'm like, wait, I thought this was going to be
a lot longer. Now they're almost here. So Jennifer Ketchmark
over at Channel nine. She said, give or take about
forty eight hours, these cicadas are emerging after seventeen years
on May twelfth. May twelfth circle the calendars. They're called
Brood fortye. That's the name of the cicada group for
(22:03):
this go around.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
How many how many complete broods are there? Like, how
many of these we got to deal with?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
I don't know, because this is brood fourteen.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
There's gotta be thirteen others?
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Do.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
I think? I'm not a cicada expert, but I would
imagine that all of the other ones are dead, because
that's what happens. Right, They up and then they have
sex and then they die.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Right.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
They're like little They're like a little drunk frat bugs.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
I hate them.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
They get drunk and they have sex and bump into stuff.
Frat buns.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
They bump into everything, including us. They're not afraid of people,
that's for damn sure.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
No.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
So the experts saying that they're going to emerge in
the billions.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Their little red eyes and then they and they're so
wingy and they bounce off your windshield and stuff.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
They're taking over thirteen different states, including here in Ohio
and Kentucky, especially in northern Kentucky where I'm at, and
in southern Indiana. And if you're planning on traveling you
want to get away from them. They are heading to Tennessee,
North Carolina, South Carolina, George, you cannot escape them.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Are they sonic temple?
Speaker 2 (23:21):
When a sonic temple against you?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Brewed fourteen.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Taking the stage next, Yeah, I think it gets pretty
close to sonic temple?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Yeah, Well, it's a this These things are I don't know,
are they? Are they worthless?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah, there's got to be a reason. There is a
purpose for that. It's something with nature and trees and
stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
You've got to be some kind of fertilizer because.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
It's like, what is the exact point of these Okay?
So May eight through the eleventh is Sonic Temple. It's
right before the cicadas.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Okay. So they're like the opening act exactly for the
cicada show.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
So this professor at Miami of his name is doctor Kritsky,
of course it is. He specializes in these things. And
he said, you think a.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Guy like that gets laid. I know a lot about cicadas.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Hey, there's someone for everyone.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Every fifteen years, my phone rings off the hook.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
I'd say he's probably doing pretty well for himself.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Here's a professor exactly, I got professor money.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
So he's saying that these cicados are going to be
sticking around at least till the end of June. Oh oh,
that's a really long time.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
And your dogs will be running around in week like
fighting with him and picking them up and stuff.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Oh yeah, and dangerous, yes, he guys. They're not going
to bite you or sting, but they are really annoying
or really loud. They will land on you. And if
you do see your pet eat a couple, they say
that it's fine, but not too many because these things
are not easily digestible because of their hardshell ew.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yeah, I don't care what anybody says, if they're harmless
or not. When a insect flies into your face, you
still look stupid and I flip.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
I flip out. I hate these things so much because
everybody is the worst.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
I don't care when something flies into your face, especially
especially at insect. Nobody goes. I'm fine, they go.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
It doesn't matter if you're a three hundred pound man
or a little thirty pound baby fighter would be like
your guy, John Cena would flip out.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Cicada's landing on Cicada can see John Cena no matter
how much he goes, you can't see me.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Oh my god. A little wrestling joke. Oh they might
be blind. They kind of run into stuff blind. But
I think it's I can't remember if it's the guy
or the girl, but once they mate, one of them
does die.
Speaker 11 (25:47):
I think it's the dude, probably because the girls are
ugly and they regret it.
Speaker 9 (25:53):
Like damn it.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I should have sucked on that tree a little bit longer. Dude,
I've seen him mate before. Oh yeah, when the cicadas
were here a couple of years ago, a different brood
or whatever. I was on the treadmill at the gym
and there's like a big window in front of me
and two we're just going out of the entire time,
and then I saw one just fall off.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
It is that quick.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
It's that quick.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Could you imagine if that's how it worked with humans.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
That I would be a happier person. I would have
been dead at nineteen oh my.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
But yeah, what is the point of these things? If
you know, let us know, because I can't remember. It's
something with nature and like the reproduction and trees and
the insect world.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Vitalization is so crazy because like you have those what
are the the praying mantis, and like, yeah, what are
they doing when they have sex? Like the female like
kills the male?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Oh wait really, so it's like that's increasing.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Yeah, It's like it's like you're better off being a
gay praying mantis. You live forever. You're like, hell, old guys,
I'm here forever. Where's the club.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Game? Praying mantis is amazing?
Speaker 10 (27:06):
Yeah, because you live forever because because you deep browns
aren't gonna kill you and you're not out there trying
to get it on with these girls. You know, it's
like and that just shows you right there, even even
when you're a guy, you're like, I don't care if
she's gonna kill me after I'm horny.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Like, yeah, you're like, I'm a horny I'm a horny,
praying mantis guy. I know she's gonna kill me afterwards,
but I do it's worth it. I gotta get my nut.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I gotta tap up, oh real quick. I guess cicadas
their whole purpose is they provide food for birds that.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Ain't worth it. No stay in the dirt. Yeah, the
birds are dumb. It's the second of May. It's a
mental health awareness month, and that is something where for me,
even though I clown around on a radio and all
that stuff, that's an important thing. Having several meltdowns of
my own, it's something you gotta you know, you don't
(28:07):
know what especially guys, what guys are going through. They're
very destructive. So it's something where it's like, if someone
is off a little bit, they're probably one step, especially
a guy, away from just leaping off a building. So
just you know, keep that in mind.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
And of course you've taken all the right steps to
take care of what you got going on. Right, You're
you're medicated, you're doing a lot better.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I don't like being medicated, but yes, I don't like
being medicated.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
But at least you're open about it and at least
you're doing something about it.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Oh, nothing like feeling in I think it was ninth
or tenth grade was my that I can remember my
first time.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
So you really felt something.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Yeah, I was bummed, really dark, and I saw a
train and thought I should just jump in front of
that thing.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Yeah, and I was like, that's devastating. And I was like,
that's weird. I thought about that.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Well, I think all of us can agree that we're
happy that you didn't take those steps.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Well, first of all, the audience. They just faxed me
and said, don't speak for us, Sarah.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
At least my god, don't be so hard on yourself, Christopher.
Speaker 9 (29:15):
No.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
That's the other thing is I think because I've dealt
with that kind of stuff, I can laugh at things. Sometimes.
I laugh at things that are a little dark for
other people to deal with. But I think that's simply
because of what I have.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
But I feel like humor helps us the most with
really dark times, So sometimes you just have to use
that dark humor to get through it.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Yep. And I know there's dudes, and I can only
speak for dudes. There are guys out there that if
you've had a time where you're just all of a sudden,
you burst out in tears and you're like what and
you hide it up. You don't want anybody to see it.
Something's going on. That's an indicator.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
So just know that that it's okay to feel things,
and it's okay to get those things taken care of
if it's too much to handle.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Yeah, once I had kids, I was like, I gotta
get this straightened out. Yeah, because then it was like, yeah, well,
the more I have this discussion, the more I'm thinking, well,
maybe I should have done that before I had kids.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Oh my god, Chris, I hate to think about that.
You wouldn't have known me, but I do know you now,
and I'm glad that you didn't do that.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Yeah someday. See, that's the thing. I'm a failure. I
don't complete plans that I have.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
There's a dark humor again, but I think this is
something that we should think about all of the time.
Though looking looking after people that are dealing with mental
health problems and.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Issues, Well, I don't know, because I wouldn't have wont
anybody looking out for me. I got through it. I
just was more aware. I stepped outside of myself and decided, Okay,
something's going It took me into my thirties to realize it.
H And then you start to reflect on, Oh, that's
why I.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Thought of that, Like there's something a whole lot deeper here.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Yeah. Yeah, that's why I thought that. And when I
was growing because you don't know when you're growing up,
you just saw Okay, I guess everybody thinks about jumping
in front of a train while they're waiting for it
to go by.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Yeah, you didn't realize how alone. Yeah you really were
in those thoughts, I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Yeah. And basically what we're saying is happy birthday to
the rock.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I hope you're a lot happier today than we are.
We're just struggling right now.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yeah. This is the radio's version of that train. I
wanted to leap in front of my favorite subject. I
love when this comes up.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
We have more massage drama, another one in Ohio up
in Warren.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
I don't know where that is.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
It's like north, just keep going and you'll eventually run into.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
There's no reason to go there now.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Well one of them is still open. Oh okay, So
eight different women have now been charged in this human
trafficking ring situation on two different massage parlors and Ohio,
one called the Tiger Spa, which has now closed. It's
a trafficking it's a trafficking situation.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Eight women, eight women who were who are doing sexual stuff.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Crime ring allegedly confined Korean women at these establishments for
three months at a time, okay, forcing them to perform
sex acts for money. These so Tiger Spa and Sonny
Spa are the names and eight different women.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
So the women they arrested the victims or were these
women the ones that were strong arm in these other women?
Speaker 2 (32:26):
These are the women that were managing everything, not involved
in the sex acts, kind of like pimping out the
women that were performing the sex.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
So they were strong arming these women.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
However, you want to look at the top women.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Did they have firearms? Did they have machetes?
Speaker 2 (32:43):
They might? Their mugshots are everywhere and the names are
so good because they have their real name and then
they have their name that they were using at the
massage barlat.
Speaker 9 (32:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
One girl's name is walk one off.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Or Tay Sou kwan a k a genie. Yeah, Dong
Melodon aka Sarah.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Both those women are sixty two years old.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
That's what was the girl's name again, Dong Melodon. That's
your new name, Dong because she uses Sarah so nice. Yeah,
just like me. That's you. So your new name is
Dong Sarah.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Kong or whatever, Sarah Dong Melodon.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Do another lady come, yep, Chong sugars This. One lady's
name is Chang me Hoong yep me too aka Cherry Cherry.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
These are definitely so. Their bosses are definitely white dudes.
All right, Chom, your name is Cherry.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
One lady's name is.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
This.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
One lady's name is Miok Dong Chiffon.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
All right? What is her? Is her? Is her name
kitty clothes?
Speaker 2 (34:07):
What is it? Cookie? She's now I'm saving them best
for a last hold on. She's fifty six years.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Old, okay, Cookie.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
This one on, this one is called young sug Kim.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
Yum okay young so young not yum, all right, young
young y age yug okay, young sug kim okay, and.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
They call her young crazy, young crazy, who's sixty one
years young.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Ah, she's sixty one years young crazy. So so wonderf
there are rest of these girls, so they could get
to the bottom of who their bosses are.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Yeah, there's a bunch of charges, more than two dozen
of them exactly.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (35:02):
Oh so so these these seek I'm going through the article.
There's zeer old ladies are holding these other girls hostage.
I guess so break Yeah. These are all older ladies,
all fifty six end up.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Yeah, okay, all the way up.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
To seventy five years old with cumhawshar.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
They all look so innocent too. I'm going to show
you their mugshot.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
I would bust out of here, get them, I would
bust out of here. But Cookie is keeping me hostage.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Cookie and young Crazy and Cherry, yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
She's they're young crazy. She may look innocent, but she
young and she crazy. And don't forget dong mullodogs, yeah,
dung melodon whatever.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Hekay, Sarah, you may know her as Sarah on the streets,
I can't. That's what's making the headlines right now that
just came out this morning.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
I love that. I always wanted to know this kind
of stuff and what it was as far as like
the human trafficking and all that, and how they're holding
these people. There's a guy on the phone that knows
this stuff because I guess one of his buddies was
involved with the arrest. How does this work?
Speaker 3 (36:14):
So what they do is they at the school, they
bring them into the country and they then keep their
passport and IDs, and they don't have a bank account
or anything like that, so they basically are fully dependent
on those people that like feed them, thous them and
like they don't speak the language, so like the older
women like hold all their documents, so they can't do anything,
and they're basically stuck there and they hold them for
(36:35):
like ransom, make them work for X amount of months,
and then they get them their passports back.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Whoa, wow, these women are bad.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
They told me all about it. It was crazy, Like
they legit like fake all their stuff and keep them
from being able to do anything when they got arrest.
That he told me all about it because he was
one of the guys that was there. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Wow, this whole thing freaks me out to think that
that's actually happening. Yeah, right, in multiple places too.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
How many of these places are in and around town
that you see all those like age and massage places.
Makes you wonder like, are there legit hundreds of women
out there that are like legit trapped because these people
got all their documents and keep them from going and
doing anything.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
If I want to hook up, I want to hook
up with somebody that's into it, you know what I mean,
not that.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
They're not crying while they're doing it.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Yeah, yeah, I want to be I want to hook up.
I don't you know, I don't know. It makes you
just feel icky. Yeah there, yeah all right dude, thanks man. Yeah,
you know what else, it's kind of sad.
Speaker 7 (37:31):
But Friday to Friday, day to day, Friday, Friday Friday,
it's the weekend set they'll jump the weekend.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Okay, a couple of bronze got a rested them celebrate,
celebrate that.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
The salons are now closed today, and you did.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Celebrate all you hot walk. Wait to the week for
the features, the start.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
That's the weekend.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
So shut off your paper, shut off your beeper so
you can't forget show off your people. I don't working.
Speaker 6 (38:03):
Done yet oh you employees, your pare and quitted the
work week summer.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Look at you in a fit dish for all you
people open.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
On your stress oop and work ob sys and you're
got a.
Speaker 6 (38:13):
Desk for the people with pussas who were on their fats.
Speaker 7 (38:16):
What makes you stay outside so you can't take Harry
knows this day is good up there.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
You need to relax and honey, you should.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
It's working.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
It is here.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Your week's done, and get out the door, go and
half something.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Go out there in the rain from showing yourself.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Right, I've got the rain all weekend.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
It's gonna isn't it.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Yeah, it's rain all weekend.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
That sucks.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Channel nine just said the rain is starting around one
o'clock today.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Yeah, well how about this if you're inside.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Uh what do we got going on this weekend? Inside?
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Well, you can just kind of chill, make it side.
Turn on one of those uh you know, I used
to have those one of those lamps when I lived
in Portland, Oregon. No one of those lamps that would
bring the sun into your house. You know, they say
that it will help your mood and all that stuff.
It never worked.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
You could go get a massage, oh yeah, just a
tiger spot.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Yeah right, just kind of chow yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
From Young Crazy.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Or Walk One Off.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Cherry or Don Meladona.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
From the Sage You Wasser. It's a kid Chris Show.
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