May 5, 2025 • 33 mins
KiddChris and Sara chat about a chaotic weekend in Cincinnati, including rain, graduations, and serious incidents like a police officer being fatally run over. This incident was expected to make national news. They talked about the difficulties and dangers faced by police officers.
KiddChris says, Cinco de Mayo is a "racist holiday"!!!!
They recounted a prank call made a year prior using a host's voice ("Sarah Bot 3000") to prank a sales colleague.
The upcoming Real ID deadline (May 7th) was a topic, with anticipation of chaos and delays at airports and BMVs. KiddChris is excited for the TikTok videos of the anger!
Target is limiting self-checkout kiosks to 10 items or less, reportedly to combat theft. Other stores like Walmart, Dollar General, and Five Below are also implementing similar self-checkout limits. KiddChris avoids going inside stores due to fear from watching TikTok videos of fights, opting for online ordering and car pickup instead.
KiddChris shares a story from a wrestling podcast about how wrestler Danny Hodge would "wrestle" bears by pulling hairs from their rear end to make them submit.
KiddChris says, Cinco de Mayo is a "racist holiday"!!!!
They recounted a prank call made a year prior using a host's voice ("Sarah Bot 3000") to prank a sales colleague.
The upcoming Real ID deadline (May 7th) was a topic, with anticipation of chaos and delays at airports and BMVs. KiddChris is excited for the TikTok videos of the anger!
Target is limiting self-checkout kiosks to 10 items or less, reportedly to combat theft. Other stores like Walmart, Dollar General, and Five Below are also implementing similar self-checkout limits. KiddChris avoids going inside stores due to fear from watching TikTok videos of fights, opting for online ordering and car pickup instead.
KiddChris shares a story from a wrestling podcast about how wrestler Danny Hodge would "wrestle" bears by pulling hairs from their rear end to make them submit.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What a weekend of just pure chaos. So everybody's inside
because it's raining and all that stuff, and the stuff
going on outdoors is either people running in the rain,
all the fun stuff that's going on, and then you know,
people graduating and all that, all this fun stuff. And
then the other side is the extreme opposite, which is
(00:22):
people getting shot, cops getting run over, and all that stuff.
Here in Cincinnati. I've even had friends that live outside
of the town going, God, damn, what's going on there?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, the police officer fatal, I guess run over. That's
now made national news.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
And I knew that was going to happen.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah, and we figured, I guess the guy that killed
the officer, he'll be in court I think tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah, he was seeing the footage rough.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Time for him. It's it's really bad for all of
the families. That's just a really sad situation all around.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I know. And I'm I'm a parent, and you just
you feel for a dad is a dad yeah, because
you're just taken over by anger.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
M he did that out of anger.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, And then you're like the cop, You're like, well,
what are you supposed to do? This kid had a gun?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I know, it's like I said, I'm just sat all
around for everybody. It's horrible.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
And these cops have to wear all these different things
to protect themselves as far as cameras and this and that,
and nobody, even when it's footage, nobody believes you. And
then you're then you got to worry about somebody coming
after you because you did the right thing to protect
yourself and all. I mean, how is anybody even employed
as a cop. I wouldn't even want that job.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I have no idea. I could never do just wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Right away. Yeah, yeah, you're just wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
The world is kind of against you until they really
need you.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
What a pain.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
But the officer, he wasn't even working anymore. He came
out of I guess like a retirement to help out
with the UC graduation.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
He did thirty years patrol. Yeah, this is going to
be a national news thing. And then right away, of
course you see it happening, and you're like, uh, oh,
are we going to start seeing things torched?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I hope not. I hope it doesn't. It's already so bad.
I'm praying for our city that it doesn't get worse.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
And I think about you don't go downtown.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
So I don't think it's even about going downtown.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
It's where it all happen. It ain't gonna happen where
I live.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
So no one's going to ride in Loveland. You are
correct about that. Well, I can't imagine that they would,
but yeah, I hope that there is.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
What if they do, I'll move downtown.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I know you're lying. You wouldn't move downtown for anything.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I'll move the Dayton. It's already wrecked. Who wants to
live in Dayton exactly?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Nothing going on up there.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
So I'll just move a Dayton and take the drive
into work every day. We'll use the iHeart studios there.
Nobody works there anymore, so I'll just use on studios,
big empty studios with cobwebs.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Dude. We have a producer who's worked here for I
think well over ten years and makes the drive in
from Dayton every day. I'm like, that's insane, look.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Sarah, losers everywhere.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
My gosh. It was quite the weekend though, with flying
pigs and horses and the Reds and the weather and
there was just a lot going on everywhere.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, that was the top of my mind, was the Reds.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Sarah on the Cinco de my own Monday.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Stop. Well you don't celebrate No, that's a holiday. Oh
my god, it is.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
You're racist for saying that. What do you mean you
can have some tacos tonight?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
No, because it has nothing to do with what that
that is.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Well, that's what we do here to sell about.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Okay, all right, you just roll with it, okay, perfect.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah. The real IDE deadline YEP is just about out here.
So starting this Wednesday, May seventh, now, the TSA is
requiring all airline passengers have this.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I cannot wait.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Oh, it's going to be drama. You've been you have,
You've had so much warning up until this point.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Is it's.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I've literally had decades.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yes, to prepare pushing it off.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
So it's that little star that's in the upper right
hand corner of your driver's license.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I don't I have a passport, so it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Yeah, the passport will save you. Even if you're traveling
in this country. You still need a passport if you
don't have the real ID. Now you can't get on
the plane.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
This weekend is the weekend to travel because you're hoping
that a lot of people blow it and they don't
make it to the plane, so you'll be you and
three other people on the plane.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah, because you could go in today to the BMV
and be like, hey, I need this thing. I'm traveling
this weekend. No, likely you're not going to get it
by your weekend because they have to mail it to you.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
This weekend is going to be a great weekend of
TikTok videos of people flipping out at the counters, people
flipping out at the DMV because they're not and you're
not going to make it in time.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Keep an eye out on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I cannot wait. Oh just people you know, misbehaving. I love.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Just go to the BMV, make your appointment. It's a
really quick trip, and they say this is all you
need to get this thing done. You need your social
Security number. We've all got that, proof of your residence,
proof of legal presence, your full name and date of birth.
So bring in both, bring in some bills, whatever you
have to do, just get it done.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
It's right here.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
So they say minors that are flying with their parents,
they actually don't need one, so keep that in mind
as well.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
So the okay.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Probably reboards are saying no, expect a lot of delays
over the next few weeks at the airports while everyone
is trying to figure this out. As you know, there's
going to be chaos and confusion, and like you said,
some viral TikTok videos this weekend.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Total chaos, no mass confusion and.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
People acting totally surprised, like what do you mean, what's
a real idea? What little star?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah? And then and then you go, man, they've been
talking about it all over the radio radio.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
This is your time to get it done.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah, this is gonna be good. I love chaos and
that's what's gonna be.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I'm traveling in July and I'm hoping by that point
it's all done. Yes, I have the real idea.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Oh you're good.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Then.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
When I had to get the new license a couple
of months ago, but they were like, do you want
this thing on there? I'm like, yeah, I mean, why
go back for another trick with the BMV So.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I think, you know, my my ID just showed up
in the mail when I turned fifty and it didn't
have the star on it, So I have to get
one of these.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
Yeah, you gotta get a well plus but the picture
on there, it doesn't even look like me because it
was back when I was about eight hundred pounds, so
I got to get a new picture.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Anyways, my stiff looks Chris.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
He's an updated ninety stain your cards raining. It's raining
every day for a month, I know, and it ain't
going away.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Sports news, yeah, all right, sports news, I guess started
off with the uh great, great weekend for everybody.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
Yeah, I had more. I probably had more fun. It's
a flying pig than I did it with the Reds.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Louis Starcia flying pig was a lot more.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
Louis Garcias Junior's home run and the seventh inne snapped
a one all tie as the Nationals beat the Reds
four to one. Since he drops two or three in
the series, lose four to seven on a homestand I
thought that stunk.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Now it's off on the Reds or the road. I
mean the Reds are on the road.
Speaker 7 (07:43):
Opened a seven game road trip tonight in the first
of four in Atlanta, No comment up against the Braves
seven to fifteen.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Game time, Brady Singer four and one against a J.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Smith Spawner at one and two the first that's right,
and the Braves are fourth in the in the East
at fifteen and eighteen. They've lost three or four. They
got to win last night to avoid a sweep by
the Dodgers. Flying Pig Marathon Saint Henry High School alum
Sean Ryan out of time for Florida. When's the men's
marathon in the seventh fastest time two twenty two forty three.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
How no Kenyons running our Flying Picks.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Because there's no money.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Tory Parkinson, who hails from Utah, she is the women's
full marathon champ.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Take it easy for six.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Just over four hours of that year, over over.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Forty two thousand participants this weekend and total in the
Flying Pig events. Gratulations everybody a see we didn't embrace
that even more. Yeah, not during just the race time.
It's correctly we talk about all.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Year and honestly shout out to all of the volunteers.
There are thousands of them, Thank you so so much
for dress out there all weekend. I mean, it's just
like the conditions were rough and they had smiles on
their faces the full time.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Then the goal of the ninth minute held up for
New York City FC as they beat FC Cincinnati one nill.
That loss ends the Orange and Blue six match streak
and a five game win streak also comes to an end,
and FCC is back in action, hosting Austin FC this Saturday.
Winnipeg rallies past Saint Louis a double overtime four to three.
(09:23):
The Jets trailed to nothing early, they tied, it went
three to three with one point six seconds left in regulation,
and Manitoba went crazy the game winner in double overtime,
and they and the Jets move on.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Horse racing.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Kentucky Derby Oh yeah, delivered seventeen point seven million viewers
Saturday for marking the largest Derby audience since nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Oh damn, it just gets bigger every year.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 7 (09:49):
I like, well, it seems like they had like one
hundred and eighty seven thousand people. A Churchill Downs or
something incredible.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Live TV soon is going to be nothing but just
live sports.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Correct, a golden win either.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
Waitte the other, Jeff Ruby steaks whatever, final Gamut finished fourth.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yeah yeah, well, thank you seg Man. I mean, and
you want to go you want to go to lunch? Yeah,
you have to stay inside. Who wants to go to dinner. Yeah,
go to Penn Station East Coast Subs today, Tonight, Tomorrow, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday,
Sunday all year long. The subs fabulous fries and that
and what the drink? Yeah, Slimming ay Man.
Speaker 7 (10:32):
Order online today at Penn Station East Coast Subs. It's
all about good taste. What station like on this station? Yes,
it's all about good taste.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
And rock and roll.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
W b N.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I got stuff to give away, all right, Volbeat's coming
to town. Okay, so we'll do a quick, easy one.
Are you ready for this?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Oh yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Ali, something quick and easy. Give me the the band
and the saw.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
He's going for the Kid Chris Jo kick gas ring
conte of the day.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Do you know what this song is?
Speaker 5 (11:18):
Do you know that the CHRISO rings out in.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
The day called the Kid Chris Show?
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Now? Five one.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Seven? You think?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I think you think it's easy because you know what
it is?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Yeah? Yeah, that's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
So I all know this one, but I feel like
as soon as I know, I'll be like, hmm, you
know the song, I really don't come out of jard again.
All right?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
So five one three seven one two seven vowl beat
for you if you know what the song is, and
you gotta tell me the name of the band as well.
So right now, as people are jumping on their phone
and googling because you know the song title, I'm sure
you're googling to see who uh sing? And then right
(12:03):
now you're probably seeing the video pop up, and you're
looking at the name of the band, and you're dialing
the phone and and here it is any second, Hello, Collar.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Don't you want me?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Baby? Bye?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Who Oh? No, google it quick?
Speaker 8 (12:24):
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Yes, No, don't drive in Google. I think that's what
was going on.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
To google it just to get the name of the song.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Well I do know that song.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yes. Oh what a dummy.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Oh god, I feel for him. He was so close.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Halright, hold on, hold on driving with his knee trying
to get out on the phone again, hold on.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Stay off your phones while you're doing this driving stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Hello, Coller, what is it.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
It is?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Tom Petty?
Speaker 3 (13:03):
You got lucky?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
No, because I know that not even close.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
At least he's not googling while driving.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah, I'd rather you'd be wrong.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah, Please, safety first.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
He's done for the Kid Chris kick gas Rings over
the Day. Do you know what this song is? If
(13:40):
you know the Kid Chris Show, Kid gas Rings out
of the Day called the Kid Chris Show now five.
Speaker 8 (13:47):
Seven?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
All right, call her?
Speaker 3 (13:49):
What is it?
Speaker 8 (13:52):
It's a sorry, it's a don't you Want Me Baby?
By the Human Leaders?
Speaker 5 (13:56):
Yes, human?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
All that?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Or did you already know?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Gave me the.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
That's what you do?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
You google it? That's fine.
Speaker 9 (14:10):
I had no clue what it was said, don't you
want Me Baby?
Speaker 5 (14:13):
So I googled it.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yes, that simple. All right, dude, hold on, I'm going
to send you to Volbet. All right, my man. Congratulations.
It's Sarah Elise. You know today is an anniversary, a
big one. This is the debut of Sarah Bought three
thousand way but whatever it was? Was it Sarah about
three thousand two?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Whatever I think it's called three thousand is.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
When I was sitting in the sales pit area with
my laptop and I was making prank calls with your voice,
and I was calling people that were just sitting at
their desk, the salespeople, and it was Nicole and I
called her as time I see her and It took
(15:01):
forever to get a hold of her because they were
all just sitting around chit chatting. And finally got a
hold of her, and.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
It was a lot of people don't pick up for
a number that they don't record, but she was.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
The rains were red the Reds were rained out. So
I decided I'm going to call her randomly as you
and say the Reds, the Reds were rained out, and
then have you start yelling at her.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
It's brutal.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
And I have video of this and I have everything.
It is so good. It was shock yeah, and I
have everything, okay. And the guy sitting next to me, Mark,
one of the sales guy who's one of the biggest shyster.
He was watching me do the whole thing, so he
was helping me stir it up as well. And this
is this is what happened one year ago. I totally
had forgotten about this until this weekend.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I think of that every time I seen Nicole, I
think of that little bit. Hello, Hi Nicole, this is Sarah.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Hey, the Reds game is canceled because of rain. Oh okay,
thank you so much. So I wanted to call inn
tell you that if you ever talked about me. I
will give you a fat lip?
Speaker 8 (16:05):
What did it?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
And I demand that you never talk to me again?
What later diphed? I can confirm that I've literally never
said any of these things before. I wouldn't even call
somebody to tell them that the redskin was postponed, you dork.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
That's what's funny.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
God, And I love the salespeople in the back like wait.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
What it's yeah, because they were all sitting around looking
for something to do.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
You have more of that?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Or was that it? Well, this is the video part.
Her reaction is hilarious. So the audio of her, you know,
you see her answer to the phone and stuff, and
then she's like in total shock that Sarah Elice threatened
the fat in her lip and called her a dip
you know, dip.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Ask because one she knows I would never say that
to her, and two Nicole and I are friends. Later dipped?
I mean, the whole thing is so dumb. When I
watched the video, Nicole looks so sad too, Like she's
sitting there like in come complete shock, and she kind
of looks around in the sales room like to believe what.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Just happens because she had to tell everybody. I never talked,
said Sarah, like because you know they don't because he
talks to us on everybody. Nicole's later, So here's some
of the audio of the from the video of her afterwards.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Yeah, what the red thing is cancer? Because of rain?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Yes, I said.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
I said, oh, okay, thank you, And she said, if
you ever talked about me, I would give you a
fat lip. What he.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Who's Sarah Elie?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
I never talked about that.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
I can't never see I can't never see her being
that I.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
Don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
I have her number. And she called me like five
times cold.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
She called me five times.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
The background to hear Mark, who's like the biggest like
dead dude is a shyster and he's and he knows
because he sits right by me and he's laughing and he.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Saw what was going on with you and you're just
watching this all go Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
He's feeding into it. He goes, he goes at the end,
you could hardly hear it, but he goes, Man, she
must be really pissed.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Yes, why did you have to call her five times?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Because she wouldn't answer the phone because you know, they
were too busy sitting around talking to each other.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I feel so bad. And you should see this text
exchange back and forth with Nicole and I and later
I love that you make it sound like a twelve
year old boy.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
What makes it funny?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
It's just so fake it is. It is funny. We
can all laugh now. It's all good.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
Sarah O, Hi, Hi, says him.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
So glad it's Monday.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah, and it's it's true. And nobody believes me though
what I say. Like, I like, I was telling Sarah
this week I got it's a pretty light schedule as
far as outside work, and Friday's wide open for me.
I'm like, I was so happy because, uh, you know,
on Fridays, I hate Fridays because I'm not at the
end of going into the weekend. I'm not working.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I get excited to sleep in.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
And when I say sleeping, and I mean I wake
up at like six.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
See, I was at Starbucks at five thirty on Sunday morning.
Oh why, I just I want to hurry up and
get going.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Sorry, you're crazy five thirty on a Sunday morning and
you don't even have to be up.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
No thanks, Just like Nas taught me, sleep is a
cousin of death.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Sure, so making the headlines Target and this time I
was there yesterday. Really, you know what, I haven't been
to Targeted in a while.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
I never really go there much anymore.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
I get some of my groceries there because the prices
are a little bit cheaper, thank you.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I feel like every time I go and I'm trying
to pick something up, it's usually more expensive than if
I go to like Kroger or something.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
You gotta do your shopping.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I gotta find the coupons.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
You got to do what I do.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
So this time Target says they're going to be limiting
their self checkout kiosks now to ten items or less.
So if you're one of those people walking up to
the self checkout with like thirty things in your cart,
why they might turn you away? I guess. Reports are
saying that this is all to eliminate theft. People are
walking up with TVs and scanning it as a tomato.
(20:30):
I don't know, Oh perfect, I'm taking barcodes off of
so the costs seeing people that do that on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Cost cutting measures, biting them in the ass. Yeah, funny
how that works.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
So other stores say that they're starting to limit theirs
as well, so heads up, this is happening at Walmart
in Dollar General five below. I see this up at Walmart.
They have a lot of issues with their kiosks all
the time, though I feel like one or two or
ten of them are always shut down.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
TikTok Is scared me to death from going downtown and
have scared me from going inside of any of these
stores because people punch each other and pull each other's
wigs off and stuff. So now I order online with
the apps and then I go and they bring the
stuff out to my car. What stores at Target and at.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
You're to go to Target and Kroger?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Well, I haven't seen any fights with wiggs getting pulled
off at Kroger, but I have seen on Target.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
I've never seen that in my life.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Yeah, that's what my TikTok is.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Target fights. I see them Friday target fights. Yeah, the
ladies that get upset over you know, Stanley Cups or
Taylor's Swift book or a cart.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Now, now I watch this video of this. This These
dudes will lure guys. They'll go online and pretend to
be like an underage guy or underage kid, like a
boy or a girl, and they'll lure these pedophiles to
like a like a wal Mart or a Target, and
then they rush them with a camera and they go hey,
they call out their name and they go are you
(21:58):
here to meet so and so? And the guys no, no,
and they'll try to go run away and then they
beat them up. Good for them, No, I didn't, because
what's the guy gonna do all that.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Kind of stuff? Yeah, just know one that they can
reach out to about that. Yeah, they're already guilty.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
So while I'm swiping through my TikTok and and scaring
the be Jesus out of me, it's that or or
or ladies pulling each other's wigs off in the department stores.
I'm like, well, I'm done going to these stores now.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
You don't want to be there for the wig pulling.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
My wig pulled off.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
I feel like that's some good people watching now.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I just want to get in and get out, So
I just stay in my car now and I'll have
them bring it out to me.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Oh my gosh. A lot of these comments are saying
that Target stores have already just started to pull all
of their self checkouts all together, and I don't know
if there's any around here in the Try State. But
I guess some of the stores won't even have the
self checkouts. Okay, And usually when I go to Target,
that's where I'm going. I'm just walking right through, getting
my stuff in and out and head and out. Yeah,
(22:52):
I like the self checkouts, but yeah, if I've got
a bunch of stuff, I'm not going to go through it.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
I don't want to interact with people. They pull wigs off.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Any worried about this, wig, don't let social media scare you.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
They pull wigs off, and then their shirts, their their
tank tops come down, and then the floppies are flopping
all over and they're beating the hell out of each other. Well,
one sandal goes flying off.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Are you worried that you're gonna have a floppy flop out?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Yes, floppies, my wig, My sandals come flying off all that.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
I don't think anyone's gonna fight you. I wouldn't worry
about that if were you. But yeah, I do see
a lot of these videos go viral at like Black
Friday time. Oh, I've seen those go down in like
a bath and body works. Those are good.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Yeah. People fighting in stores over candle, yeah, yeah, over someone.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Take my cart one time. Really yeah, my husband's like,
you want to go fight them?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Let me get my phone.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
There were no starts off. We had a full krt
of stuff shopping on Black Friday at Target. Someone just
took off with it.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Take off with what stuff that's not paid for yet?
Speaker 5 (23:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Take my cart when I'm in the parking a lot
that's already paid for.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
They were just desperate, I guess.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
But thieves. Metallica kicked after tour in Syracuse, where I
grew up, and because I'm an angry fella, all the
I had, you know, Metallica, You know me. I have
a weird thing with music. I love thrash, metal, punk, skate,
you know, all this stuff and that kind of all
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over the place. I love old school hip hop and
everything that annoyed my parents, basically right, and I love
it anyway. So I had this Metallica T shirt, the
same one that Lars Ulrich wears in Ulrich wears in
the one video. All right, So white shirts got all
their faces on this stuff. I had that shirt in
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high school and I remember sitting down at mister fog
Lino's math class, and I was in ninth grade and
there was two seniors behind me. I sat down and
they go. The girl goes, they're married now. Actually he goes,
what is that shirt you got? That's that that druggy
music song goes? You know, And I'm friends with them
(25:06):
on Facebook. Yeah, they went to the Metallica show.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Of course they did.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
And I want to start.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
You introduced them to it.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
The clowns, all these clowns are all like the druggy music,
druggy music. And then when the you know, Eder Sandman
comes out, they're all like, I love Botanic, but.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
You started the cool trend. I'd just admit to it.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
I didn't start anything. It was like, you know, everybody's
everybody comments on it when they don't know what it is,
and they trash it.
Speaker 6 (25:37):
Look I do the same thing, but I'm right, Oh
godbody say it sucks.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
It sucks. As always, there's like a whole other show
happening in the studio as far as like just ranting
and stuff. And I love goofing on because guys, look
when we're out and about. And at one time, Rodney
and I were out at the the show for a
jelly roll and we were signing up people at our
little table, little broadcast table where you put the little
slip in the box and you could win tickets to
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see Nickelback. And that guy was filling out the slip.
He didn't read the box and he goes, what what
am I filling this out for? And Rodney goes, oh,
these are tickets for a Nickelback. And that's when he
flipped out, what a man. Those guys are gay all
that stuff, because I guess it's not cool.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
I don't understand the gay thing with a nickelbyt I
don't understand it either, or the hate like any of it.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
But then you listen to bands like led Zeppelin and
all the way.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Through it, that's exactly what it sounds like to me.
I mean, we hear it every day though, so or Welcome.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
To the Jungle.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
He's like, yeah, I'm blown you kisses okay, but that
song still gets me hyped up for the Bengals.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Sure, speaking of the gay he's so rude, and the
people pay a ton of dough to go see this live.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
He changed that does it sound so bad there?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Because that's him, that's them live.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
I've heard them live before, I've been to the concert.
It never sounded like.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
That because this is isolated. This is what he sounds like.
Speaker 9 (27:34):
Excuse me, wait, oh, Motley Crue will be like, we
don't use back vocals and tracks and stuff and pre
recorded and uh things that fix our voices.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Really, oh good, you should be proud of that.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
So there's some good stuff right there. That's goy. Hey
you want tickets to Nikkaback. No, they'kay, you got any
Judas Priest and God blessed Judas Priest. For years, nobody
knew that Rob Halford was gay in real life, and
(28:32):
not that that matters, no, but he was able to
get all the fans and everybody in the band that
dress up in leather and wear all those leather outfits
that guys were wearing at the gay clubs, and he
had all the fans doing that, and then he came
out as gay, and you know they're all standing there
going wait.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
What Now I know why we were forced to wear
the lever like some sort of.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Fetish going over some stuff and throwing it up online
over the weekend, you know, old school videos and all that.
I found this one video of this woman who exercises
for Jesus interesting.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Now, how do you do that?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Well, she exercises and she says she's doing it for Jesus,
and then all the way through it she's selling products
on there.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Oh she's a little influence, Sarah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Yeah, but she's like one hundred years old. This is
from the early eighties.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
I've had a really hard time financially.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
If you enjoy Beverly exercise and you like to see
it around for a few years to come that I
need you folks to buy my products and support me
and plant some seed into my ministry. Each day I'm
online and he's asking God to please provide. He does
it through my viewers. You people are absolutely wonderful. I'm
so dependent on It's funny.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Oh, she's got to make that money somehow, Chriz.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Yeah, it's funny because she's asking for money while this
little old lady is in spandex doing like like these
lift lake and led lifts and stuff on the ground.
You're like, what am I watch it?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Little donkey kicks watches on all fours. It's for Jesus.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
The thicker the accent, the more they do it stuff
for Jesus.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
No, I totally agree. The thicker the accent, the more
that I will probably purchase from her. Then she seems
more trusting that way.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Right. Here's another thing I know you don't. You don't
follow wrestling like I do. You know you're you're at all,
you're more of a wrestling fan. But I was listening
to this wrestling podcast. You know, back in the day,
there was this wrestler named Danny Hodge. Okay, and he
used to do this thing where he would wrestle bears. Okay,
now they ring. Yeah, they would have this bear come
out and it would have a muzzle on his stuff.
(30:44):
But he would wrestle the bear and then the bear
he would like choke the bear out or whatever, and
all know yeah, and they would on the bear side
they would be like, how does he do? You know
what I mean? Because it was like a freak show.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Yeah, absolutely, And.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Nobody knew how he would do it because it's a bear.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Literally, anyone would die.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
But then one of the guys that was involved with it,
on his podcast, Jim Ross, told how he would do it. Oh,
he's exposing now, well that's what all these podcasts are about.
Now here it is.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
You've ever heard about wrestling bears. You probably know that
bears don't usually know how to work. So it's really
hard to have an entertaining match with a bear.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
When when they say they don't know how to work,
it means how to put on the show and make
it like, you know, make it entertain it like it's
a fake.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Yeah, they don't hide it an entertaining match with a bear.
But as the story goes, Danny Hodge saw wrestling a
bear is like the ultimate challenge. He gets behind the
bear and starts squeezing, and the bear gives the bear
taps out. Chrisco said something like, I've never heard a
bear stream so loud. That night, Victor was screaming, and
(31:47):
I always wondered, why in the heck is that bear
streaming so loud? That's Danny Hodge up there, I know,
But man, that's a five hundred pound bear.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Have you heard about this? Were? Yeah, a bear submit.
Speaker 8 (32:01):
I referreced some matches and in all the hot wrestling
a bear. And what his trick was? He full of
short hairs out of the bears, I asked, And the
affair with screaming misery, that's how.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
It worked, you know.
Speaker 8 (32:21):
He took on all challenges.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
I don't even think to do that too, Like that's
how you'll win the match by pulling his button whatever.
I'm still on the bear's side.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
I know.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
If you're sitting there watching this and this guy is
wrestling a bear and he's squeezing the bear and the
bear starts screaming, are you gonna mess with that? Dude?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
I'm not going to mess with any of them, bear
or the guy.
Speaker 6 (32:49):
If you can beat a bear, yeah, I was in
Starbucks listening that. I started laughing my ass off because
it's just out of nowhere. And he just says it nonchalot.
You just starts pulling the ass hair of the bear.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
It's absolutely crazy.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
I know it's crazy from the beginning. So why is
he wrestling a bear? We like, just wrestle a guy. Yes,
it's the kid Chris Show one O two seven w
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What a weekend of just pure chaos. So everybody's inside
because it's raining and all that stuff, and the stuff
going on outdoors is either people running in the rain,
all the fun stuff that's going on, and then you know,
people graduating and all that, all this fun stuff. And
then the other side is the extreme opposite, which is
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people getting shot, cops getting run over, and all that stuff.
Here in Cincinnati. I've even had friends that live outside
of the town going, God, damn, what's going on there?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, the police officer fatal, I guess run over. That's
now made national news.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
And I knew that was going to happen.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah, and we figured, I guess the guy that killed
the officer, he'll be in court I think tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah, he was seeing the footage rough.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Time for him. It's it's really bad for all of
the families. That's just a really sad situation all around.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I know. And I'm I'm a parent, and you just
you feel for a dad is a dad yeah, because
you're just taken over by anger.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
M he did that out of anger.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, And then you're like the cop, You're like, well,
what are you supposed to do? This kid had a gun?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I know, it's like I said, I'm just sat all
around for everybody. It's horrible.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
And these cops have to wear all these different things
to protect themselves as far as cameras and this and that,
and nobody, even when it's footage, nobody believes you. And
then you're then you got to worry about somebody coming
after you because you did the right thing to protect
yourself and all. I mean, how is anybody even employed
as a cop. I wouldn't even want that job.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I have no idea. I could never do just wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Right away. Yeah, yeah, you're just wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
The world is kind of against you until they really
need you.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
What a pain.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
But the officer, he wasn't even working anymore. He came
out of I guess like a retirement to help out
with the UC graduation.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
He did thirty years patrol. Yeah, this is going to
be a national news thing. And then right away, of
course you see it happening, and you're like, uh, oh,
are we going to start seeing things torched?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I hope not. I hope it doesn't. It's already so bad.
I'm praying for our city that it doesn't get worse.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
And I think about you don't go downtown.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
So I don't think it's even about going downtown.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
It's where it all happen. It ain't gonna happen where
I live.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
So no one's going to ride in Loveland. You are
correct about that. Well, I can't imagine that they would,
but yeah, I hope that there is.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
What if they do, I'll move downtown.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I know you're lying. You wouldn't move downtown for anything.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I'll move the Dayton. It's already wrecked. Who wants to
live in Dayton exactly?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Nothing going on up there.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
So I'll just move a Dayton and take the drive
into work every day. We'll use the iHeart studios there.
Nobody works there anymore, so I'll just use on studios,
big empty studios with cobwebs.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Dude. We have a producer who's worked here for I
think well over ten years and makes the drive in
from Dayton every day. I'm like, that's insane, look.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Sarah, losers everywhere.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
My gosh. It was quite the weekend though, with flying
pigs and horses and the Reds and the weather and
there was just a lot going on everywhere.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, that was the top of my mind, was the Reds.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Sarah on the Cinco de my own Monday.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Stop. Well you don't celebrate No, that's a holiday. Oh
my god, it is.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
You're racist for saying that. What do you mean you
can have some tacos tonight?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
No, because it has nothing to do with what that
that is.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Well, that's what we do here to sell about.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Okay, all right, you just roll with it, okay, perfect.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah. The real IDE deadline YEP is just about out here.
So starting this Wednesday, May seventh, now, the TSA is
requiring all airline passengers have this.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I cannot wait.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Oh, it's going to be drama. You've been you have,
You've had so much warning up until this point.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Is it's.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I've literally had decades.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yes, to prepare pushing it off.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
So it's that little star that's in the upper right
hand corner of your driver's license.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I don't I have a passport, so it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Yeah, the passport will save you. Even if you're traveling
in this country. You still need a passport if you
don't have the real ID. Now you can't get on
the plane.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
This weekend is the weekend to travel because you're hoping
that a lot of people blow it and they don't
make it to the plane, so you'll be you and
three other people on the plane.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah, because you could go in today to the BMV
and be like, hey, I need this thing. I'm traveling
this weekend. No, likely you're not going to get it
by your weekend because they have to mail it to you.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
This weekend is going to be a great weekend of
TikTok videos of people flipping out at the counters, people
flipping out at the DMV because they're not and you're
not going to make it in time.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Keep an eye out on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I cannot wait. Oh just people you know, misbehaving. I love.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Just go to the BMV, make your appointment. It's a
really quick trip, and they say this is all you
need to get this thing done. You need your social
Security number. We've all got that, proof of your residence,
proof of legal presence, your full name and date of birth.
So bring in both, bring in some bills, whatever you
have to do, just get it done.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
It's right here.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
So they say minors that are flying with their parents,
they actually don't need one, so keep that in mind
as well.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
So the okay.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Probably reboards are saying no, expect a lot of delays
over the next few weeks at the airports while everyone
is trying to figure this out. As you know, there's
going to be chaos and confusion, and like you said,
some viral TikTok videos this weekend.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Total chaos, no mass confusion and.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
People acting totally surprised, like what do you mean, what's
a real idea? What little star?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah? And then and then you go, man, they've been
talking about it all over the radio radio.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
This is your time to get it done.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah, this is gonna be good. I love chaos and
that's what's gonna be.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I'm traveling in July and I'm hoping by that point
it's all done. Yes, I have the real idea.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Oh you're good.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Then.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
When I had to get the new license a couple
of months ago, but they were like, do you want
this thing on there? I'm like, yeah, I mean, why
go back for another trick with the BMV So.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I think, you know, my my ID just showed up
in the mail when I turned fifty and it didn't
have the star on it, So I have to get
one of these.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
Yeah, you gotta get a well plus but the picture
on there, it doesn't even look like me because it
was back when I was about eight hundred pounds, so
I got to get a new picture.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Anyways, my stiff looks Chris.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
He's an updated ninety stain your cards raining. It's raining
every day for a month, I know, and it ain't
going away.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Sports news, yeah, all right, sports news, I guess started
off with the uh great, great weekend for everybody.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
Yeah, I had more. I probably had more fun. It's
a flying pig than I did it with the Reds.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Louis Starcia flying pig was a lot more.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
Louis Garcias Junior's home run and the seventh inne snapped
a one all tie as the Nationals beat the Reds
four to one. Since he drops two or three in
the series, lose four to seven on a homestand I
thought that stunk.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Now it's off on the Reds or the road. I
mean the Reds are on the road.
Speaker 7 (07:43):
Opened a seven game road trip tonight in the first
of four in Atlanta, No comment up against the Braves
seven to fifteen.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Game time, Brady Singer four and one against a J.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Smith Spawner at one and two the first that's right,
and the Braves are fourth in the in the East
at fifteen and eighteen. They've lost three or four. They
got to win last night to avoid a sweep by
the Dodgers. Flying Pig Marathon Saint Henry High School alum
Sean Ryan out of time for Florida. When's the men's
marathon in the seventh fastest time two twenty two forty three.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
How no Kenyons running our Flying Picks.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Because there's no money.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Tory Parkinson, who hails from Utah, she is the women's
full marathon champ.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Take it easy for six.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Just over four hours of that year, over over.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Forty two thousand participants this weekend and total in the
Flying Pig events. Gratulations everybody a see we didn't embrace
that even more. Yeah, not during just the race time.
It's correctly we talk about all.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Year and honestly shout out to all of the volunteers.
There are thousands of them, Thank you so so much
for dress out there all weekend. I mean, it's just
like the conditions were rough and they had smiles on
their faces the full time.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Then the goal of the ninth minute held up for
New York City FC as they beat FC Cincinnati one nill.
That loss ends the Orange and Blue six match streak
and a five game win streak also comes to an end,
and FCC is back in action, hosting Austin FC this Saturday.
Winnipeg rallies past Saint Louis a double overtime four to three.
(09:23):
The Jets trailed to nothing early, they tied, it went
three to three with one point six seconds left in regulation,
and Manitoba went crazy the game winner in double overtime,
and they and the Jets move on.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Horse racing.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Kentucky Derby Oh yeah, delivered seventeen point seven million viewers
Saturday for marking the largest Derby audience since nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Oh damn, it just gets bigger every year.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 7 (09:49):
I like, well, it seems like they had like one
hundred and eighty seven thousand people. A Churchill Downs or
something incredible.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Live TV soon is going to be nothing but just
live sports.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Correct, a golden win either.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
Waitte the other, Jeff Ruby steaks whatever, final Gamut finished fourth.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yeah yeah, well, thank you seg Man. I mean, and
you want to go you want to go to lunch? Yeah,
you have to stay inside. Who wants to go to dinner. Yeah,
go to Penn Station East Coast Subs today, Tonight, Tomorrow, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday,
Sunday all year long. The subs fabulous fries and that
and what the drink? Yeah, Slimming ay Man.
Speaker 7 (10:32):
Order online today at Penn Station East Coast Subs. It's
all about good taste. What station like on this station? Yes,
it's all about good taste.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
And rock and roll.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
W b N.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I got stuff to give away, all right, Volbeat's coming
to town. Okay, so we'll do a quick, easy one.
Are you ready for this?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Oh yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Ali, something quick and easy. Give me the the band
and the saw.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
He's going for the Kid Chris Jo kick gas ring
conte of the day.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Do you know what this song is?
Speaker 5 (11:18):
Do you know that the CHRISO rings out in.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
The day called the Kid Chris Show?
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Now? Five one.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Seven? You think?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I think you think it's easy because you know what
it is?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Yeah? Yeah, that's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
So I all know this one, but I feel like
as soon as I know, I'll be like, hmm, you
know the song, I really don't come out of jard again.
All right?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
So five one three seven one two seven vowl beat
for you if you know what the song is, and
you gotta tell me the name of the band as well.
So right now, as people are jumping on their phone
and googling because you know the song title, I'm sure
you're googling to see who uh sing? And then right
(12:03):
now you're probably seeing the video pop up, and you're
looking at the name of the band, and you're dialing
the phone and and here it is any second, Hello, Collar.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Don't you want me?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Baby? Bye?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Who Oh? No, google it quick?
Speaker 8 (12:24):
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Yes, No, don't drive in Google. I think that's what
was going on.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
To google it just to get the name of the song.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Well I do know that song.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yes. Oh what a dummy.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Oh god, I feel for him. He was so close.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Halright, hold on, hold on driving with his knee trying
to get out on the phone again, hold on.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Stay off your phones while you're doing this driving stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Hello, Coller, what is it.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
It is?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Tom Petty?
Speaker 3 (13:03):
You got lucky?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
No, because I know that not even close.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
At least he's not googling while driving.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah, I'd rather you'd be wrong.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah, Please, safety first.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
He's done for the Kid Chris kick gas Rings over
the Day. Do you know what this song is? If
(13:40):
you know the Kid Chris Show, Kid gas Rings out
of the Day called the Kid Chris Show now five.
Speaker 8 (13:47):
Seven?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
All right, call her?
Speaker 3 (13:49):
What is it?
Speaker 8 (13:52):
It's a sorry, it's a don't you Want Me Baby?
By the Human Leaders?
Speaker 5 (13:56):
Yes, human?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
All that?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Or did you already know?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Gave me the.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
That's what you do?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
You google it? That's fine.
Speaker 9 (14:10):
I had no clue what it was said, don't you
want Me Baby?
Speaker 5 (14:13):
So I googled it.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yes, that simple. All right, dude, hold on, I'm going
to send you to Volbet. All right, my man. Congratulations.
It's Sarah Elise. You know today is an anniversary, a
big one. This is the debut of Sarah Bought three
thousand way but whatever it was? Was it Sarah about
three thousand two?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Whatever I think it's called three thousand is.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
When I was sitting in the sales pit area with
my laptop and I was making prank calls with your voice,
and I was calling people that were just sitting at
their desk, the salespeople, and it was Nicole and I
called her as time I see her and It took
(15:01):
forever to get a hold of her because they were
all just sitting around chit chatting. And finally got a
hold of her, and.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
It was a lot of people don't pick up for
a number that they don't record, but she was.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
The rains were red the Reds were rained out. So
I decided I'm going to call her randomly as you
and say the Reds, the Reds were rained out, and
then have you start yelling at her.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
It's brutal.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
And I have video of this and I have everything.
It is so good. It was shock yeah, and I
have everything, okay. And the guy sitting next to me, Mark,
one of the sales guy who's one of the biggest shyster.
He was watching me do the whole thing, so he
was helping me stir it up as well. And this
is this is what happened one year ago. I totally
had forgotten about this until this weekend.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I think of that every time I seen Nicole, I
think of that little bit. Hello, Hi Nicole, this is Sarah.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Hey, the Reds game is canceled because of rain. Oh okay,
thank you so much. So I wanted to call inn
tell you that if you ever talked about me. I
will give you a fat lip?
Speaker 8 (16:05):
What did it?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
And I demand that you never talk to me again?
What later diphed? I can confirm that I've literally never
said any of these things before. I wouldn't even call
somebody to tell them that the redskin was postponed, you dork.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
That's what's funny.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
God, And I love the salespeople in the back like wait.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
What it's yeah, because they were all sitting around looking
for something to do.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
You have more of that?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Or was that it? Well, this is the video part.
Her reaction is hilarious. So the audio of her, you know,
you see her answer to the phone and stuff, and
then she's like in total shock that Sarah Elice threatened
the fat in her lip and called her a dip
you know, dip.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Ask because one she knows I would never say that
to her, and two Nicole and I are friends. Later dipped?
I mean, the whole thing is so dumb. When I
watched the video, Nicole looks so sad too, Like she's
sitting there like in come complete shock, and she kind
of looks around in the sales room like to believe what.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Just happens because she had to tell everybody. I never talked,
said Sarah, like because you know they don't because he
talks to us on everybody. Nicole's later, So here's some
of the audio of the from the video of her afterwards.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Yeah, what the red thing is cancer? Because of rain?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Yes, I said.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
I said, oh, okay, thank you, And she said, if
you ever talked about me, I would give you a
fat lip. What he.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Who's Sarah Elie?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
I never talked about that.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
I can't never see I can't never see her being
that I.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
Don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
I have her number. And she called me like five
times cold.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
She called me five times.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
The background to hear Mark, who's like the biggest like
dead dude is a shyster and he's and he knows
because he sits right by me and he's laughing and he.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Saw what was going on with you and you're just
watching this all go Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
He's feeding into it. He goes, he goes at the end,
you could hardly hear it, but he goes, Man, she
must be really pissed.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Yes, why did you have to call her five times?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Because she wouldn't answer the phone because you know, they
were too busy sitting around talking to each other.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I feel so bad. And you should see this text
exchange back and forth with Nicole and I and later
I love that you make it sound like a twelve
year old boy.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
What makes it funny?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
It's just so fake it is. It is funny. We
can all laugh now. It's all good.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
Sarah O, Hi, Hi, says him.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
So glad it's Monday.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah, and it's it's true. And nobody believes me though
what I say. Like, I like, I was telling Sarah
this week I got it's a pretty light schedule as
far as outside work, and Friday's wide open for me.
I'm like, I was so happy because, uh, you know,
on Fridays, I hate Fridays because I'm not at the
end of going into the weekend. I'm not working.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I get excited to sleep in.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
And when I say sleeping, and I mean I wake
up at like six.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
See, I was at Starbucks at five thirty on Sunday morning.
Oh why, I just I want to hurry up and
get going.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Sorry, you're crazy five thirty on a Sunday morning and
you don't even have to be up.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
No thanks, Just like Nas taught me, sleep is a
cousin of death.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Sure, so making the headlines Target and this time I
was there yesterday. Really, you know what, I haven't been
to Targeted in a while.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
I never really go there much anymore.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
I get some of my groceries there because the prices
are a little bit cheaper, thank you.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I feel like every time I go and I'm trying
to pick something up, it's usually more expensive than if
I go to like Kroger or something.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
You gotta do your shopping.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I gotta find the coupons.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
You got to do what I do.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
So this time Target says they're going to be limiting
their self checkout kiosks now to ten items or less.
So if you're one of those people walking up to
the self checkout with like thirty things in your cart,
why they might turn you away? I guess. Reports are
saying that this is all to eliminate theft. People are
walking up with TVs and scanning it as a tomato.
(20:30):
I don't know, Oh perfect, I'm taking barcodes off of
so the costs seeing people that do that on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Cost cutting measures, biting them in the ass. Yeah, funny
how that works.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
So other stores say that they're starting to limit theirs
as well, so heads up, this is happening at Walmart
in Dollar General five below. I see this up at Walmart.
They have a lot of issues with their kiosks all
the time, though I feel like one or two or
ten of them are always shut down.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
TikTok Is scared me to death from going downtown and
have scared me from going inside of any of these
stores because people punch each other and pull each other's
wigs off and stuff. So now I order online with
the apps and then I go and they bring the
stuff out to my car. What stores at Target and at.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
You're to go to Target and Kroger?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Well, I haven't seen any fights with wiggs getting pulled
off at Kroger, but I have seen on Target.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
I've never seen that in my life.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Yeah, that's what my TikTok is.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Target fights. I see them Friday target fights. Yeah, the
ladies that get upset over you know, Stanley Cups or
Taylor's Swift book or a cart.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Now, now I watch this video of this. This These
dudes will lure guys. They'll go online and pretend to
be like an underage guy or underage kid, like a
boy or a girl, and they'll lure these pedophiles to
like a like a wal Mart or a Target, and
then they rush them with a camera and they go hey,
they call out their name and they go are you
(21:58):
here to meet so and so? And the guys no, no,
and they'll try to go run away and then they
beat them up. Good for them, No, I didn't, because
what's the guy gonna do all that.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Kind of stuff? Yeah, just know one that they can
reach out to about that. Yeah, they're already guilty.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
So while I'm swiping through my TikTok and and scaring
the be Jesus out of me, it's that or or
or ladies pulling each other's wigs off in the department stores.
I'm like, well, I'm done going to these stores now.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
You don't want to be there for the wig pulling.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
My wig pulled off.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
I feel like that's some good people watching now.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I just want to get in and get out, So
I just stay in my car now and I'll have
them bring it out to me.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Oh my gosh. A lot of these comments are saying
that Target stores have already just started to pull all
of their self checkouts all together, and I don't know
if there's any around here in the Try State. But
I guess some of the stores won't even have the
self checkouts. Okay, And usually when I go to Target,
that's where I'm going. I'm just walking right through, getting
my stuff in and out and head and out. Yeah,
(22:52):
I like the self checkouts, but yeah, if I've got
a bunch of stuff, I'm not going to go through it.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
I don't want to interact with people. They pull wigs off.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Any worried about this, wig, don't let social media scare you.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
They pull wigs off, and then their shirts, their their
tank tops come down, and then the floppies are flopping
all over and they're beating the hell out of each other. Well,
one sandal goes flying off.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Are you worried that you're gonna have a floppy flop out?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Yes, floppies, my wig, My sandals come flying off all that.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
I don't think anyone's gonna fight you. I wouldn't worry
about that if were you. But yeah, I do see
a lot of these videos go viral at like Black
Friday time. Oh, I've seen those go down in like
a bath and body works. Those are good.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Yeah. People fighting in stores over candle, yeah, yeah, over someone.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Take my cart one time. Really yeah, my husband's like,
you want to go fight them?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Let me get my phone.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
There were no starts off. We had a full krt
of stuff shopping on Black Friday at Target. Someone just
took off with it.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Take off with what stuff that's not paid for yet?
Speaker 5 (23:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Take my cart when I'm in the parking a lot
that's already paid for.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
They were just desperate, I guess.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
But thieves. Metallica kicked after tour in Syracuse, where I
grew up, and because I'm an angry fella, all the
I had, you know, Metallica, You know me. I have
a weird thing with music. I love thrash, metal, punk, skate,
you know, all this stuff and that kind of all
(24:22):
over the place. I love old school hip hop and
everything that annoyed my parents, basically right, and I love
it anyway. So I had this Metallica T shirt, the
same one that Lars Ulrich wears in Ulrich wears in
the one video. All right, So white shirts got all
their faces on this stuff. I had that shirt in
(24:44):
high school and I remember sitting down at mister fog
Lino's math class, and I was in ninth grade and
there was two seniors behind me. I sat down and
they go. The girl goes, they're married now. Actually he goes,
what is that shirt you got? That's that that druggy
music song goes? You know, And I'm friends with them
(25:06):
on Facebook. Yeah, they went to the Metallica show.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Of course they did.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
And I want to start.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
You introduced them to it.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
The clowns, all these clowns are all like the druggy music,
druggy music. And then when the you know, Eder Sandman
comes out, they're all like, I love Botanic, but.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
You started the cool trend. I'd just admit to it.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
I didn't start anything. It was like, you know, everybody's
everybody comments on it when they don't know what it is,
and they trash it.
Speaker 6 (25:37):
Look I do the same thing, but I'm right, Oh
godbody say it sucks.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
It sucks. As always, there's like a whole other show
happening in the studio as far as like just ranting
and stuff. And I love goofing on because guys, look
when we're out and about. And at one time, Rodney
and I were out at the the show for a
jelly roll and we were signing up people at our
little table, little broadcast table where you put the little
slip in the box and you could win tickets to
(26:08):
see Nickelback. And that guy was filling out the slip.
He didn't read the box and he goes, what what
am I filling this out for? And Rodney goes, oh,
these are tickets for a Nickelback. And that's when he
flipped out, what a man. Those guys are gay all
that stuff, because I guess it's not cool.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
I don't understand the gay thing with a nickelbyt I
don't understand it either, or the hate like any of it.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
But then you listen to bands like led Zeppelin and
all the way.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Through it, that's exactly what it sounds like to me.
I mean, we hear it every day though, so or Welcome.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
To the Jungle.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
He's like, yeah, I'm blown you kisses okay, but that
song still gets me hyped up for the Bengals.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Sure, speaking of the gay he's so rude, and the
people pay a ton of dough to go see this live.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
He changed that does it sound so bad there?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Because that's him, that's them live.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
I've heard them live before, I've been to the concert.
It never sounded like.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
That because this is isolated. This is what he sounds like.
Speaker 9 (27:34):
Excuse me, wait, oh, Motley Crue will be like, we
don't use back vocals and tracks and stuff and pre
recorded and uh things that fix our voices.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Really, oh good, you should be proud of that.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
So there's some good stuff right there. That's goy. Hey
you want tickets to Nikkaback. No, they'kay, you got any
Judas Priest and God blessed Judas Priest. For years, nobody
knew that Rob Halford was gay in real life, and
(28:32):
not that that matters, no, but he was able to
get all the fans and everybody in the band that
dress up in leather and wear all those leather outfits
that guys were wearing at the gay clubs, and he
had all the fans doing that, and then he came
out as gay, and you know they're all standing there
going wait.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
What Now I know why we were forced to wear
the lever like some sort of.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Fetish going over some stuff and throwing it up online
over the weekend, you know, old school videos and all that.
I found this one video of this woman who exercises
for Jesus interesting.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Now, how do you do that?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Well, she exercises and she says she's doing it for Jesus,
and then all the way through it she's selling products
on there.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Oh she's a little influence, Sarah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Yeah, but she's like one hundred years old. This is
from the early eighties.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
I've had a really hard time financially.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
If you enjoy Beverly exercise and you like to see
it around for a few years to come that I
need you folks to buy my products and support me
and plant some seed into my ministry. Each day I'm
online and he's asking God to please provide. He does
it through my viewers. You people are absolutely wonderful. I'm
so dependent on It's funny.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Oh, she's got to make that money somehow, Chriz.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Yeah, it's funny because she's asking for money while this
little old lady is in spandex doing like like these
lift lake and led lifts and stuff on the ground.
You're like, what am I watch it?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Little donkey kicks watches on all fours. It's for Jesus.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
The thicker the accent, the more they do it stuff
for Jesus.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
No, I totally agree. The thicker the accent, the more
that I will probably purchase from her. Then she seems
more trusting that way.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Right. Here's another thing I know you don't. You don't
follow wrestling like I do. You know you're you're at all,
you're more of a wrestling fan. But I was listening
to this wrestling podcast. You know, back in the day,
there was this wrestler named Danny Hodge. Okay, and he
used to do this thing where he would wrestle bears. Okay,
now they ring. Yeah, they would have this bear come
out and it would have a muzzle on his stuff.
(30:44):
But he would wrestle the bear and then the bear
he would like choke the bear out or whatever, and
all know yeah, and they would on the bear side
they would be like, how does he do? You know
what I mean? Because it was like a freak show.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Yeah, absolutely, And.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Nobody knew how he would do it because it's a bear.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Literally, anyone would die.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
But then one of the guys that was involved with it,
on his podcast, Jim Ross, told how he would do it. Oh,
he's exposing now, well that's what all these podcasts are about.
Now here it is.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
You've ever heard about wrestling bears. You probably know that
bears don't usually know how to work. So it's really
hard to have an entertaining match with a bear.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
When when they say they don't know how to work,
it means how to put on the show and make
it like, you know, make it entertain it like it's
a fake.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Yeah, they don't hide it an entertaining match with a bear.
But as the story goes, Danny Hodge saw wrestling a
bear is like the ultimate challenge. He gets behind the
bear and starts squeezing, and the bear gives the bear
taps out. Chrisco said something like, I've never heard a
bear stream so loud. That night, Victor was screaming, and
(31:47):
I always wondered, why in the heck is that bear
streaming so loud? That's Danny Hodge up there, I know,
But man, that's a five hundred pound bear.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Have you heard about this? Were? Yeah, a bear submit.
Speaker 8 (32:01):
I referreced some matches and in all the hot wrestling
a bear. And what his trick was? He full of
short hairs out of the bears, I asked, And the
affair with screaming misery, that's how.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
It worked, you know.
Speaker 8 (32:21):
He took on all challenges.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
I don't even think to do that too, Like that's
how you'll win the match by pulling his button whatever.
I'm still on the bear's side.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
I know.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
If you're sitting there watching this and this guy is
wrestling a bear and he's squeezing the bear and the
bear starts screaming, are you gonna mess with that? Dude?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
I'm not going to mess with any of them, bear
or the guy.
Speaker 6 (32:49):
If you can beat a bear, yeah, I was in
Starbucks listening that. I started laughing my ass off because
it's just out of nowhere. And he just says it nonchalot.
You just starts pulling the ass hair of the bear.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
It's absolutely crazy.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
I know it's crazy from the beginning. So why is
he wrestling a bear? We like, just wrestle a guy. Yes,
it's the kid Chris Show one O two seven w
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