May 8, 2025 • 40 mins
We start off with John Matarese providing updates on scams and price hikes. Mother's Day flower prices are increasing due to tariffs on imported cut flowers; buying potted plants grown in the US can help avoid this. A specific scam discussed is a "double fishing scam" impersonating PayPal and DocuSign.
Sara brings up a lawsuit against Burger King by customers claiming false advertising regarding the size of the Whopper.
KiddChris and Sara playback some listener talkbacks and voicemails, and KiddChris talks about returning to making prank calls to other radio stations. Music played includes a song called "Teenage Lover" by the band Brute Force, noted for its creepy lyrics.
There is a discussion about the death of Deputy Larry Henderson, who was directing traffic while volunteering for a graduation.
Topics also include buying cars online, car maintenance issues, and the use of robot servers in restaurants and driverless cars/taxis.
Sara brings up a lawsuit against Burger King by customers claiming false advertising regarding the size of the Whopper.
KiddChris and Sara playback some listener talkbacks and voicemails, and KiddChris talks about returning to making prank calls to other radio stations. Music played includes a song called "Teenage Lover" by the band Brute Force, noted for its creepy lyrics.
There is a discussion about the death of Deputy Larry Henderson, who was directing traffic while volunteering for a graduation.
Topics also include buying cars online, car maintenance issues, and the use of robot servers in restaurants and driverless cars/taxis.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And it is a kid Chris show and on the
(00:01):
phone from Channel nine and John Mateise money on Facebook.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
His name is John Matteise.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Is this the Kid Chris Show?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yes? And Sarah Hi.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
John Mateise is always good man. He comes on and
is always every week. I mean, this is one of
those jobs that's never going to get downgraded or avert
or replaced because there's always scams, game that's right, and
always price hikes, there's always and he's always here to
give us a heads up. And John Mattery's money on
Facebook is where he always keeps you updated as well.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Mother's Day? Is flower prices headed up? Actually, what's going
on as we talked to a flooris and they're saying
that there are now tariffs on imported flowers. Say, well,
which flowers are important? Because I didn't know this. Most
cut flowers this time of year come from Mexico or
South America, places like Ecuador and other countries. I can't
pronounce most of the cut flowers. And the reason is
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you can't really grow them in the US this town
of year. And same with Valentine's Day. You know it's
too early and later in the year come fall, Sure
they can grow all those nice flowers in the US,
but this time a year they have to come from
down South. Uh, they're facing either a ten percent or
twenty five percent tariff right now.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
And some local florists are saying they're adding a ten
percent surcharge right now on the cut flop.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
See, I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah, if you want to avoid it. And this is
really interesting. We went to Danny McEwen's garden. Sarah talked
to Chris McEwan there and he said, buy a plant
in a pot with the you know, the dirt and
the roots at the bottom, because those are not imported
from South America. They can't. Those are actually grown in
the US and in greenhouses. So if you get mom
and azalea, or you get Mama hibiscus, something that she
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can plant in the yard, no tariff, and best of all,
Mom gets to see it next year again and the
year after, so you can be so cheap.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
You don't have to you don't have to get her
Mother's Day gift next year because you got it for
it is the year. Do it yourself, and it just
keeps coming back, and you know, you know, if you don't,
if you don't want to deal with any little tear
ups on some flowers.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah, when I.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Give to my wife on Mother's Day is a bucket
and a mock and some soap, and she loves it.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
Please, we want you to live to see another day.
I have to circle back to the flowers. Really good,
you're so bad. So I'm not a mom, but I
need new hanging flowers because mine are dead from when
we had that stretch of cold weather. When is a
really good time and the cheapest time to get the
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hanging flowers for the porch.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah, this is the best time right now. Please with
a stock you go to some grocery stores, keep the
Low's Home depot, any of the garden centers, like again
the mckeuing Garden Center. You go to any of these places,
they have lots of hanging baskets filled with flowers. Even
even outside Kroger. They're not gonna be his biggest one
to get at the garden center. It's a great time
to buy a map. About scam. I want to tell
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you about a scam because Chris is always saying, you
know you've got any scams for us? That I do
have one we just did a report on and this
is the double phishing scam used to be you'd get
like an email that's like from Microsoft or from Apple
and it says, you know, you need to update your
Microsoft and you're like, come on, it's that's delete this.
(03:22):
You know. Now. What they're doing is they're combining two
companies that you know and to one phishing attempt and
it looks so good. We talked to this woman. She
gets a notice from PayPal that she's being billed three
hundred dollars through PayPal for some contract to docu sign.
And then DocuSign looks totally legit. That's the thing where
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you know you sigde to buy something online whatever, and
so it combines the PayPal logo the DocuSign logo. It
seems like you're dealing with two real companies. And this
woman almost lost, almost lost hundreds of dollars. Wow it
it's just amazing and all a scam to get you
to punch in some personal information to credit card.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
And always listen to this segment with John Mataie right
here or check him out online, follow him on John
Maturic's Money on Facebook. It watches segments on Channel nine
w CPO.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
All right, Chris, Sarah you take care, don't get ripped off.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
John Mattery's here on the Kid Chris Show. Isn't that
there is? Sarah has got a theme song? What's up, Sarah?
Speaker 6 (04:23):
Pope news? Yes, we just saw some black smoke.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
What does that mean?
Speaker 6 (04:27):
No Pope yet?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Oh okay, but did you know? Yes?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I know.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Sarah's so excited because one guy's last name happens to
be Sarah and it's smelled different.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
And like she's gripping.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
She's like doing really well, like it's looking good for him.
The votes are there for Pope Sarah.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Which is spelled different. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Still, let me say that the black man, Yes, he
is a black man representing Africa. Look at cardinals, Sarah.
I'm gonna tweet it out on my page.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I'm a black man. I like him.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Or the pizza guy. What's the pizza guy's name, Pizzarella
or something.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
He's not a black man like me named Sarah.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
But listen, we could be seeing that white smoke any day.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Now.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
They're all voting, like the NFL draft style or something.
I have no idea where everyone's.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Going, but they're in India, Indianapolis.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Oh gosh, So we'll keep you updated with all the
Pope's stuff. Aside from that, people are suing Burger King.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Of course they are, I swear to. It's just like.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
People just are looking for any way to make a book.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I swear so.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
Nineteen customers are saying false advertising when it comes to
the Burger King whopper. They're saying that Burger King is
showing the burger to look a lot bigger, like thirty
five percent bigger than what it actually is, making it
look like there's a lot more meat that I really
think your burger's going to look exactly like the commercial.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Then that's on you.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, they've done this. They've done this lawsuit a couple
of times. It's never worked, and also it never I
honestly think that Burger King's food right up there with Wendy's.
When you get it, it looks as close to the
ad as than anybody else's.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
The flame, grill, the smell, They've got a good spicy chicken.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I love Burger King.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
The Burger King that used to be by me. All
of a sudden, it's just like the building and everything
is just gone.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Oh that's sad. I know she moved somewhere. It moved
to heaven, maybe the Pope will bring it back.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
So according to this lawsuit, the customers want money earned
from the false advertising, and they say they want the
company to correct the deceptive behavior. Honestly, get a life.
This is ridiculous food. And we know that every commercial,
no matter what they're advertising, if it's candy bar, if
it's a milkshake, a burger, chicken, it's all going to
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look a lot better. That's the point of the photography.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Plus, you're not supposed to look at it eat It's just.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Normally you're in a dark car r anyway, it's.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Right, you're under a tree in a parking in a
parking lot because you're not supposed to be eating that
because your wife will yell at you or whatever.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
So you're hiding and just hurrying up and making it disappear.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
And also if you ever think of it, I don't
think I've ever eaten burger can like actually looked at
it and gone.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Here you just unwrapped and I go, look yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
And Plus if you ever met like a uh this
is like to the guys up there or anybody, did
you ever meet somebody online or something? And then when
you finally meet them in person, you're like, wait a minute,
this doesn't look like the burger.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
I chose it was advertised to me.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
This isn't the burger.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Usually pictures and videos and everything, it's all gonna look
a lot better because you want to sell it, of course,
so you know, leading to that next way, and Burger
King is saying, yeah, our photographers use the sane beef
patties that the restaurants are serving the customers. But they
just style the sandwiches to look a lot more beautiful
than what the workers are doing.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
It's called advertising. Yes, yeah, sorry our workers.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Maybe it looks like sometimes they drop a few elbows
on the burgers before to give them to you, but
that's up to them.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Maybe they're having a rough day. Yeah again, just you
don't need to sit there and examine the product. If
it's taste good, then who cares.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
That's to be cool. If the lawyer said just shut
up and eat the burger.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Literally, are you going to stop going to Burger King? No,
it's too good. Yeah, that's like the woman that was
down in Florida. I remember she sued or she tried
to Reese's for saying that their little pumpkin didn't look
exactly like the wrapper. She's like, where is the little
face on it?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I never, I've never like, these things never survive outside
my gullet long enough for me to examine them.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
No, I'm like, this thing is delicious. God bless the
people that came up with the Reese's pumpkins. Why would
we attack them? Let them continue to do you what's working.
You're stealing at your food that long, then you probably
don't even deserve to have it anyway.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Especially those things don't even have them in shape. Have
them in the shape of a syringe. I get to
shove it right into my vein.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
It sounds good to me, Bute's syringes. No, there's an idea.
Uh yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
You know these lawsuits every couple of years we hear them,
and they always end up going away.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
Yeah, they never usually pan out. These people are just
looking for money and they're bored, and it's just ridiculous
doing what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I'm gonna sue Kroger for those commercials because nobody in
real life looks like those cartoon commercials that that dance
around nobody's.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Head is that circle? Austin Elmore, yea Austin.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
The Kroger people, and he has admitted to that before.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah, he's the only person that looks like that and
that's why he sleeps. Alan Stop. You don't have to
go that far, broker.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
This is sports, let's say.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
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Speaker 2 (10:19):
What up? He got the bad with the good last night,
so that what the heck?
Speaker 6 (10:25):
Every time?
Speaker 8 (10:26):
Let's see TJ. Friedel two home runs. Red's over those
Brays four to three. That ends the four game losing streak,
and they lost starter Hunter Green leaving the game in
the fourth with a right groin injury. He struck out six,
allowed only two hits and three scoreless innings. But in
the fourth warming up Oop something went wrong.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
In his leg.
Speaker 8 (10:46):
God son, they're gonna get him, take him to a
wellness center. They're gonna get him checked out today. We'll
see what happens. But then the Reds bullpen steps up.
The man of Moeler, Brett Souter and five others combined
to hold the at yel. That's Atlanta to you, mister
to four hits over the final six innings and me
Leo Pecan with the save number nine. The series wraps
(11:09):
up tonight Nicolodolo up against Spencer Schwellenbach and coverage at
seven fifteen. Novelli, Now here's another one, Novellie Marque Marte.
He's going to look like he's going to be out
for a while after suffering at oblique injury. So we'll
see what happens to you guys getting hurt like no, pope,
I don't get it. Yeah, oh, black smoke this morning,
(11:32):
I know all of it.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
That was big.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
You're getting through, guy, Sarah's.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Hope Green. Let's see Bengals update.
Speaker 8 (11:46):
Looks like all the world is okay because Joe Burrow
showed up yesterday for an off season workouts after missing
Monday after the Met Gala.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I know in the in the Cincinnati dot com, somebody
wrote a whole thing questioning whether Joe Burrow's heart is
in the game.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
My god, it off season.
Speaker 8 (12:05):
The guy went to the Miami grond three and f
one on Sunday. He goes to New York on Monday
with the Met gown. He's more interested in looking pretty
for the boys.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
Oh my gosh, all the jealous guys.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Yeah, you're jealous. You're jealous. That's why that's you wouldn't
go to that either segment. Yes, I will.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
The only one in this room that would go there
is me.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Let's go anywhere. You'll go anywhere where there's a camera.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
Yes, that's right, Pavarazzi Salas.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah, yeah, seventy thousand dollars a plate.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
That better be some dawn good dag, gone right, and.
Speaker 8 (12:39):
It had better be twenty four to seven for food
if I'm paying that exactly.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
And Ruby, Yeah, was just there.
Speaker 8 (12:48):
I take the I take the restaurants alphabetically from A
to Z in America for seventy thousand dollars. Trey Hendrickson
is not at the workouts. ESPN reports his contracts the
Bengals have reached the stalemates.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Yeah it worked for pooh. Hendrickson said that you are
not there. Hendrickson says he has no interest in playing
on this year. For that sixteen million dollars salary get
in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
I'll take sixteen million.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Boom.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
That'll get you to the met gallon about t bucks
of plate they gave him t Higgins, they gave him
all that money. That's ridiculous. I think people are forgetting
to that. Trey Hendrickson isn't exactly as young as those guys.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Also thirty one years old. I mean, what do you do?
But he isn't a lot of boom.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
It's not old, but it is older in the NFL
to be looking for a really big contract extension.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
This one out, yes, sir, but it doesn't make any
difference what your age is. That's right. You need to
go to.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
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Speaker 2 (14:05):
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Speaker 8 (14:10):
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Speaker 2 (14:14):
That's what she says is she's holding it in her hands.
That's me. It sounds like that. That voice sounds familiar.
Slimminade Man, that one too. That's enough. It's as a
home of the hits and lemonade. Yeah and one two seven.
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Here's Gilbert gotfreed on the Kid Chris Show.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Okay, the early joke I remember telling was I was
in school, like kindergarten, the first grade or something, and
there was a teacher talking and one kid wasn't listening,
so she took a newspaper and put it on his
head and and me, at like three or some thing,
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I go, those are the headline in.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Kid Chris show, at is e B n Sarah.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
We got some talkbacks, We had talkbacks, voicemails, all that
stuff when we're not on the air.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Let's get to it, kid Chris.
Speaker 7 (15:23):
What was the name of that rap song that you
were singing about, Sarah?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Sir rah rah rah? What was the song? That's it?
That was a goof one day I did that and
it just sucked.
Speaker 9 (15:41):
But that's uh. Let's bust the rhymes. Ha. I got
you all a check. Curses there.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Hey, Chris, I was wondering if we could hear some
fruit Force with some Absolutely this is request, Sarah. You
don't know this one. This goes way back.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
This was a band that sent their CD to us.
Speaker 9 (16:14):
Yes, this is creepy sweet dig so fine.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Where do you go to school?
Speaker 10 (16:23):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
He is break breaking your young blood naked me feel
like no mother? What your name again? Teenage? Look your mind.
Speaker 10 (16:41):
Like this?
Speaker 11 (16:41):
What so my teenage it's a little creepy men think
about teenagers.
Speaker 9 (16:51):
Yeah right, yes, sir, in my sight, got you in
my sight?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Faith your face? Yeah, oh good night, young But you
know it's creepy.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
But yet there's bands that are into the Hall of
Fame for singing songs like this.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Oh before Yes, I have.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Like a ringo star is singing she's sixteen and she's
mine all that stuff.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
And he was not sixteen at the time. No, not
even close.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
So that's okay. Of course.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
God, these guys, we haven't played this in a while,
teenage love.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
How long has it been almost over ten years since
I played the Brute Force?
Speaker 10 (17:40):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yeah, probably, yeah, Brute Force. Yeah. Uh, these guys, we.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Tried to bring it and bring them to town, but
they always, like one of them was always having like
knee surgery or something because they were like in their
God at the time, they were in their fifties. Yeah, yeah,
here's a let's see sex.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
They're pretty good.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
We found out they were from, Like, uh, you're like,
what Los Angeles?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
You got what I mean? I mean, it sounds like
a lot of us stuff that we're playing.
Speaker 8 (18:14):
Got what I that's not my great.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Play the feet? See I mean, I wish I could
do that. I need to be in a band red
hot sex with she.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
You know what, it's not too late, it's not you're
only fifty one. Are you guys rocking out at that age?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Oh yeah? Out for Psychic for you out sid I'm something.
You have to sign.
Speaker 10 (18:59):
Something you so so simple thing. Yeah this song is
out four Blood.
Speaker 6 (19:23):
They're still making music.
Speaker 10 (19:25):
I don't know, God, but I'm gonna kill you. Yeah, yeah, out.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
If you have if you need a if you need
a I don't want to say a lead singer, a
front man. I'm your guy five one three seven, four
nine one o two seven, And then all the ladies
will be like.
Speaker 6 (19:51):
Oh, that's what you need in your life.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
That could be the answer to your girl problem.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
That's right, be your frontman for the band in tights,
kicking high up in the air, going yeah it is
whoa Sarah Alice. I've been trying to shake some rust,
you know, I've been uh well, I moved into a
(20:19):
new apartment. I finally settled in obviously, and you know,
and I used to do that video show every what
was it like? Every Wednesday night? I would do that
down in club Chris and my basement at the house.
Speaker 6 (20:32):
Yes, I remember chiming in on that a few months back.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Yeah, well it's been over a year. And yeah, it's
been actually a couple of years. Because I used to
drink alcohol. I used to get kind of lit up
doing that show anyway, So and it was fun. I
would take phone calls and stuff. Sometimes I would play
video games and all that and just mess around.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
On video Are you going to bring it back?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
I don't know, because now I got my my little
studio now set up at the apartment, and and and
you know, and I used to always, like almost every
afternoon make prank calls the radio shows and stuff. And
the other day, I think it was on Monday, I
was like, oh, you know, I haven't done that in
a while, so let me let me try. So I
found a radio station, and uh, you know, like I
(21:14):
said the other day, I have in my home, I
have a phone line. Yeah, I got my cell phone.
Then I have a phone line. It's just for like
my for family, mostly my kids. They have that line
in case, you know, so when it rings, I know
it's them. Then I have another one that's work related
that's for making prank calls, you know.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Yeah, you're the only person I know that has a
house phone.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I have two house phones, and then I have my
cell phone, which seems that every uh every spam has that.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
So I decided I'm just kind of call this and
use all the phones. Just use all three. Right, yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Here here, here it is. But remember this has been
I mean it's been over a year. This is fun, though.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
God. I love doing this, you know.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
And this is the stuff that I used to do
when I was like a teenager and my dad would yell.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
At me and go, what are you gonna do with
your life? Here?
Speaker 6 (22:07):
I am make frank calls forever.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
I'm still doing it all right, Here we go. The
wheels have been griefed. We have a call. Good morning,
you're on the air. I heard your comments about Facebook
and stuff. Yeah, I really don't care if their band TikTok.
Just keep your hands off grinder.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
That's my favorite.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
After you use that not at all. But thank you
for your call. I appreciate that. Cash me. Hi, good morning, man,
Who are you fooling? I hooked up with you on Grinder.
You paid me a nickel to tweak by nipple. Thank
you for your call.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Apid call back when you're not being such a boneheaded idiot.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Hi, good money on the air. Hey, how's it going?
Not bad? Are you really five and a half? Saw?
Wouldn't you like to know? Come here out there again?
Speaker 10 (22:53):
Okay, we're gonna go ahead and take our break while
we back.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Is it busy?
Speaker 6 (23:00):
There's a reason why we still call you kid Chris
constantly acting like a kid. But you know what, I'm glad.
It's what makes you happy. That's all that matters.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Oh man, I was so happy when I did that.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
I know.
Speaker 6 (23:17):
You did seem like you were in extra good mood
this morning. I'm like, something happened, Oh god, something good.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Ruining another radio show's day is so fun.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Because honestly, it's like I sit there every every quarter
worry if that we're still going to be on the radio,
And then these jerk offs are still on.
Speaker 6 (23:35):
The air every day. You like to bring it up, yes.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
And it's like, why am I worried? And these guys
don't seem to be, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (23:45):
So why not throw a wrench in their day?
Speaker 11 (23:46):
Right?
Speaker 2 (23:47):
So why not ruin their day?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
If I have to sweat my day every day, I'm
going to ruin everybody else's day.
Speaker 6 (23:52):
When are you going to get a little ballsy and
try to do it to seven hundred wlw our.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Friends down the hall. I've done them for years.
Speaker 6 (23:59):
You're not going to call into Willie or Eddie and
Rocket Saw.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Willy doesn't take calls because if you're Willie Cunningham, if
you are opposite of what he feels, he won't take
your call.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
So he doesn't take phone calls during his show.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
Everything stop doing that not too long ago.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
And then all the other shows they just have constant
guests on, so you can't even get through.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
No, it's just uh oh, you can try with our
buddy Lance, He's always taking calls.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
It's like he opens up the lines.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Let's got Lances on in the middle of the night
when I'm asleep, so anybody else it's like, all right,
let's go to uh Joe bub from the newspaper that
nobody reads.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
That's all it is.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
It's like someday when I end up having to work
over there, I just got to go and pick people
from the newspaper that nobody reads and go, hey, we
want to come on my show at such and such
O five down there, Hey coming up at such and
such O five, I'm gonna have Joe Bob from the
newspaper and he's gonna talk for twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
I'm just gonna go all right, thanks for coming on,
coming up news.
Speaker 6 (25:03):
There's something forever. Yes, you like frank calls. They like
talking to the newspaper people.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
Whatever makes you happy.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I guess Yellow, Hi, Yellow, Here we go, Hi, Sarah.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
All right, let's hear it. Let's hear this big important news.
It is big and important. It is.
Speaker 6 (25:27):
Yes, one hundred and thirty one cardinals gathered, not the birds.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
This is the pope thing. The pope thing. Yeah, I'm Jewish,
they're just that's a problem. I'm not Jewish, I'm Catholic.
So the pope is very very important.
Speaker 8 (25:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (25:42):
Yeah, So they're deciding on the new pope, you know,
right now as we speak. So this morning it was
more black smoke, which means they haven't figured it out yet.
But that's a good sign. They eliminated somebody. I guess.
They say, this is an important decision. So the next pope,
you know, is going to be leading billions of Catholics.
It could take a while. So once we see that
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white smoke puff out of the Sistine Chapel puff. That
means the decision has been made. It could be any
second now though, really so, since this is so popular,
you know, now that we're getting this new pope, and
this is something that has never happened before, people are
placing bets on the next pope. Of course, but I
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guess some Catholic people are like, this is very inappropriate.
What do you think? Do you think this is fine
to place bets make some money off of you think
the next pope's going to be?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Well, why not? When you go to church they pass
around the thing, the basket, the offering. Does that have
to do with betting? Well, it's about money. Everything's about money,
completely separate. We got new pulp. We got a new pulp.
Speaker 6 (26:49):
It's kind of like the draft because every time they
talk about a new pope seventy five years old. He's
from Italy.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Yeah, do you think you'll what's cool to go to?
Speaker 6 (27:01):
This is his school? His background?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
What's your stats? Family? Leg You ever hit a woman?
Of course her? Well you gotta you gotta hit a
woman to be in the NFL. Ridiculous. We have a
new pole.
Speaker 6 (27:17):
Smoke, don't start the rumors. There's no new pope yet,
you guys. So from online platforms to friendly wagers, millions
of dollars has already been spent on figuring it out.
Who who could it be? Who are you placing your
bet on?
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Dude, it's gotta be the new pole on the.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
Site called poly market, over twenty millions. Sorry, but when
the new pope is announced, you know you're here with
the music.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Yes, hit it again? No, please do the new pole.
Speaker 6 (27:49):
So on this poly market website, over twenty million bucks
has been spent on people playing bets. In the lead.
Right now, we have Pietro perilin Yep, of course from Italy.
He's in the lead with almost twenty eight percent.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Is there any right in ones like p Diddy or something?
Not you, Chris, if that's what you're asking. No, I
like Diddy? Yeah, I think is funny if you could
write one in just to see he Diddy the pope.
He's got his own problem, Kanye. Why can't they.
Speaker 6 (28:17):
Put a camera in that courtroom? I need to see
what's going on.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Well, to answer your question, it's a federal.
Speaker 6 (28:23):
I know, but I'm nosy. In second Luis Antonio tagol
Of the Philippines.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
At Luigi, the guy that shot the insurance.
Speaker 6 (28:32):
No again, he's got his own problems. He'll never see
the light of day again. But this guy's in second
at twenty five percent. This Luis guy, and the one
that a lot of people I'm seeing are talking about
on Twitter social media, this Pizza Bella. They like the
name of Italy. He's from Italy of course, at ten percent.
And my guy, Sarah from Africa, and it's only because
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he's dropped a little bit. He's got three percent. Oh
so anyway, those are that's kind of I know.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
You get to burn a city down. If he doesn't win,
I'm gonna raise hell. It is white smoke.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
They need the white smoke for Sarah. You're gonna flip
that if Sarah wins, I know, it quit because you
all will never hear the end of it, like dupie
on the.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Sarah.
Speaker 6 (29:25):
So yeah, I'm voting for either Pizza Bella or Sarah,
not the dope do But anyway, it's just the first
time that people have ever placed beds on a pope,
So it's just kind of crazy.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
I mean, it just became legal to do.
Speaker 6 (29:41):
That, right, So here we are.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Yeah, anyway, the biggest bad news.
Speaker 6 (29:46):
Good luck to Sarah. I'm all in on you, everybody.
I'm a cute in this robe.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Let speak, No, my new robe is peak. He's cute.
Speaker 6 (30:03):
Ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Joe Bengals, I bless the Bengals, Go reds Joe Burrow,
God bless you.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
The body of Sarah given you.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
It is the eighth of May. It's Melissa Gilbert's birthday today.
She's a babe. She was a Laura Ingalls Wilder.
Speaker 6 (30:24):
Oh yeah, I'm Little House on the Prairie.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
H Did you watch that show?
Speaker 6 (30:27):
Oh yeah, I didn't miss any of that. The dad
wasn't his name Charles. He was pretty hot. Now he's daddy.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
He's dead. That guy died years ago.
Speaker 6 (30:35):
It doesn't mean he wasn't hot when he was the dad, and.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
He was I guess a real big a hole in
real life.
Speaker 10 (30:41):
No.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Yeah, when Michael Michael Landon, I think he died in
the eighties. Michael land Yeah, yeah, he had like cancer
or something.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
No, he was so cool on Little House on the Well.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
You know that's called acting.
Speaker 6 (30:55):
I understand that, but you want to think the best.
He was like the dead and yeah whatever.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Another legend's birthday. Alex van Halen, Yeah, the brother of
Eddie van Halen. He's got a book called Brothers. It's
about his brother Eddie.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
And all that stuff. You know who died? Oh yeah,
very cool though.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Yeah, and I'm hoping God Lord Jesus above, I would
love to interview Alex van Halen. Never talked to him.
Van Halen is probably my second favorite band of all time.
And I've had Sammy Hagar on a ton of times.
Never David Lee Roth. I think I would pass on that.
Michael Anthony never had a chance, Eddie obviously never had
a chance, had Wolfe on his son.
Speaker 6 (31:33):
But with this book, I mean, do you think there
would be an opportunity.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
I hope so, yeah, that'd be cool. It's Gary Glitter's
birthday today. You know that song? Did they play in
all the games? Hey? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (31:47):
That was Gary Glitter?
Speaker 10 (31:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yeah, read about him. Of course you'll celebrate his birthday today, right, sir?
Speaker 6 (31:52):
Least Okay? So his career ended after he was convicted
of downloading child pornography.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Back in nineteen ninety nine. Why would you.
Speaker 6 (32:01):
Ruin this sun?
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Hey? Why do we still play the sentence?
Speaker 6 (32:06):
Because if sports this was a song I would hear
it like high school football.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Game, sports is involved. They don't care. Hence Pete Rose.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Listen to this.
Speaker 6 (32:17):
He was convicted of child sexual abuse back in two
thousand and six.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
They turned their cheek it's sports.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
And had a series of sexual offenses, including attempted rape
back in twenty fifteen month ago. And we continue to
play this song. Hey, come on, Sarah, he's a big dude.
Speaker 11 (32:38):
Hey, put him in the glitter, put him in the
Hall of Fame.
Speaker 6 (32:42):
Oh and he looks so creepy and a smugshot over here.
Speaker 10 (32:45):
I know.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
That's the other thing.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
It's like they say, we know you can't profile anybody.
Whenever somebody gets in trouble and they show him on TV,
everybody goes.
Speaker 6 (32:51):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, that guy, Like he's guilty as hell.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Filing is real. Let us do it like I should
be allowed to walk through the mall and just point it.
People will go, yeah, you gotta arrest him. Something's up. Creep.
Speaker 6 (33:07):
I mean, look at this picture of him.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Oh I know, I know, look at him when he
was in the seventies, when he made that song.
Speaker 6 (33:14):
It's just very sparkly looking.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Creep. He looks like pedal man. Hello, little fellow. I'm
reading about it, and I'm not happy of us.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Make sure you give him a statue outside of a
Great American ball p'm.
Speaker 6 (33:37):
You hold the curtain back on so many creeps.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
I don't like it. I don't like it one.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
But we are at the time where they're gonna be
a burying. The deputy Larry Henderson here in Cincinnati, the
officer that was taken out, had nothing to do with
anything that was going on with these shootings and all
that stuff.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
Just a guy that was volunteered, like he was volunteering
his time for UC's graduation to direct traffic.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
He was clocked out of his career.
Speaker 6 (34:10):
Already retired. I think he has four kids, a wife.
He worked in the field for over thirty years.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
It's so unfair.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
And this is one of those things where just to
pull the curtain back a little bit on me as
a dude, as a regular guy, as Chris Foley, those
kind of stories where it's like, God, this is one
where if I was one of those millionaire you know
how these millionaires, and I get pissed off and I
want to kick people in the balls.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
But these millionaires.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
When he passed away and they leave money to the zoo,
like the zoo where if I was a millionaire and
I saw that anything to do well Because I see
a story like that, and I'm like, if I was
a millionaire, I would send something to that family and
help out with this funeral and stuff.
Speaker 6 (34:51):
Oh yeah, and I think there is something going around
for the family already.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Go for That's where I would be a part of that.
Speaker 6 (34:58):
Yes, that makes sense. I wish I could that if
I had a lot of money. That's the kind of
stuff I would be doing.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
And that's why that's one of the reasons why I
should be a millionaire, because I would help out for
causes like that. I wouldn't go out and buy cars
with big gold rims and gold teeth and stuff.
Speaker 6 (35:13):
And I don't care what kind of car I have. Yeah,
it would be nice to be able to take care
of people.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
The reason why I wouldn't go out and buy a
new car or any new clothes and stuff like that
is because I'd have to go out and deal with people.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
I would be if I was.
Speaker 6 (35:24):
In order anything online Christopher car.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Yeah, well I did.
Speaker 6 (35:31):
I just don't even have to leave your house. You know,
our guy down the Hall. Jack Crumbley, who works at
seven hundred, tell me that's how he got his car
a couple of years ago. You got I think it's
a little Honda. Yeah, did everything online or through an
app or something. It's wild.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
I have a little Honda. It's all paid off, and
I like that I have it. And I like this
simply because it's paid off. I don't like cars that
you have to keep paying on and put gas in,
and you're basically working so you can have the car
to go to work and put gas And.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Want to know what my monthly payment is. I don't.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
I don't care because everybody's got it and I hate
it so and then, uh, but every time I go
to park, I always scrape the uh you know the
thing where you know, at the front of the parking
you know the where you park your car.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
You know that that the parking thing in the front,
the cinder block thing. I was too close to it,
so you suck it driving. Well, no, I'm parking.
Speaker 6 (36:26):
And you have such a little guard, you know what
I mean. Like, I get it if you've got one
of those big f one fifties or something.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
But well, that's what I'm used to. I used to
have a four runner for a while and it didn't matter.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
So this would be an easy.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Just pull up and my tire would hit the the
you know the thing, and I would just know to stop.
Speaker 6 (36:42):
You could run into anything like a bumper car if
you got something like that.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
And then so now I hit that thing, I go,
damn it. And then I go to back up again.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
So now underneath so when I start my car, it
rattles underneath. It got so now when I pull up
to the to the thing at Starbucks whatever, I'd pull
up and I rolled it and drive through. Yeah, and
I pull up and I wrote the window down, and
they go, hello, can I help you?
Speaker 2 (37:06):
And it sounds like I'm in a diesel truck. It's going.
Speaker 6 (37:10):
We gotta go get that fixed, I know, but.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Then I gotta go deal with people.
Speaker 6 (37:13):
Yep, you're gonna have to deal with people.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
And I got to drop it off.
Speaker 6 (37:16):
Oh, actually no, you don't. Our buddy Scott Sloan again
down the hall. He knows a guy that will come
and pick up your car while it's at your house
or at work or whatever, and they'll take care of
it for you. I forget the guy's name, but Sloaney's
got a guy. It's a thing, yep.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
But then it's going to cost me more because he's
coming to pick it up.
Speaker 6 (37:33):
It's gonna cost you money no matter what. You gotta
get it fixed. Just then go deal with people. I
don't know what to tell you. You're exhausting because no
matter what I tell you, there's always an argument there.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
Because it's wrong.
Speaker 6 (37:47):
I don't know how your wife does it.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
I can't wait till she doesn't.
Speaker 6 (37:51):
Oh yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
I can't wait till the robots take over. It's just
gonna be me in robots.
Speaker 6 (37:56):
What do you think about the robots servers? That's kind
of been I like it thing lately.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
And I'll tell you why, because like I'll be at the.
Speaker 6 (38:04):
Like be Dumps has them.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
I'll be at my I'll be hanging out when my
kids talking at a restaurant and we'll be talking to
stuff about other stuff, and you know, and this is
nothing against the people, but you see that we're talking
and all that, and they'll just come up and just
put their face in there and go, so how is everything?
Speaker 6 (38:20):
They always ask me while it's like mid bites every time, like.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
I'm in the middle of talking with that.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Wait until like we're just kind of sitting around, because
after a while we're done talking.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
There's only so much you can do.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Everybody is always done talking, like later on, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 6 (38:37):
Look, I've been a server. You just want to make
sure you're doing you're good, and you can leave them
alone for a while.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Wait till we're all grabbing our phones. Yeah, and we're
staring at our phones. Then come over and go, hey,
how is everything everything good?
Speaker 2 (38:49):
That's why you like the robots, Then that makes some
for you. The robot's are gonna come up in the
middle of our discussion.
Speaker 6 (38:54):
Go hang, hey, it could happen someday, give it five
or six, ten ever years, Yeah, and they'll be talking
to us.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
I know it well.
Speaker 10 (39:03):
I know.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Amazon had these uh like one of their companies that
have these uh uh it's like taxis or something. And
in one of the other cities they were trying them
out and it got an a fender bender with somebody,
and and they had somebody in the car and all
that stuff, and I'm like, I'm like, why are we
trying this out in society?
Speaker 6 (39:22):
Yeah, we're guinea pigs. Now do a parking lot test
first out in Arizona. They've got the driverless cars the
way mos like the Ubers. They'll come and pick you up.
Nobody's in it, it's just a computer. Well, they just
no way am I getting in that.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
They pulled them off off the road because it got
in a wreck. I'm like, well, who are we going
to punch in the mouth? Care we getting these wrecks?
Speaker 6 (39:41):
What happens? I know it's a risk, I mean it is.
They look cool though, when you're sitting in traffic and
you look over and there's just nobody in it.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Yeah, but I'm used to.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
I want to keep seeing the uh you know, the
the the house moms in their hoodies smoking cigarettes here
and like they I do in Cincinnati here during the day.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
So I don't want to. I don't want that replaced.
I don't think that's gonna happen to you. With their
side pieces just for you.
And it is a kid Chris show and on the
(00:01):
phone from Channel nine and John Mateise money on Facebook.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
His name is John Matteise.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Is this the Kid Chris Show?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yes? And Sarah Hi.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
John Mateise is always good man. He comes on and
is always every week. I mean, this is one of
those jobs that's never going to get downgraded or avert
or replaced because there's always scams, game that's right, and
always price hikes, there's always and he's always here to
give us a heads up. And John Mattery's money on
Facebook is where he always keeps you updated as well.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Mother's Day? Is flower prices headed up? Actually, what's going
on as we talked to a flooris and they're saying
that there are now tariffs on imported flowers. Say, well,
which flowers are important? Because I didn't know this. Most
cut flowers this time of year come from Mexico or
South America, places like Ecuador and other countries. I can't
pronounce most of the cut flowers. And the reason is
(00:58):
you can't really grow them in the US this town
of year. And same with Valentine's Day. You know it's
too early and later in the year come fall, Sure
they can grow all those nice flowers in the US,
but this time a year they have to come from
down South. Uh, they're facing either a ten percent or
twenty five percent tariff right now.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
And some local florists are saying they're adding a ten
percent surcharge right now on the cut flop.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
See, I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah, if you want to avoid it. And this is
really interesting. We went to Danny McEwen's garden. Sarah talked
to Chris McEwan there and he said, buy a plant
in a pot with the you know, the dirt and
the roots at the bottom, because those are not imported
from South America. They can't. Those are actually grown in
the US and in greenhouses. So if you get mom
and azalea, or you get Mama hibiscus, something that she
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can plant in the yard, no tariff, and best of all,
Mom gets to see it next year again and the
year after, so you can be so cheap.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
You don't have to you don't have to get her
Mother's Day gift next year because you got it for
it is the year. Do it yourself, and it just
keeps coming back, and you know, you know, if you don't,
if you don't want to deal with any little tear
ups on some flowers.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah, when I.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Give to my wife on Mother's Day is a bucket
and a mock and some soap, and she loves it.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
Please, we want you to live to see another day.
I have to circle back to the flowers. Really good,
you're so bad. So I'm not a mom, but I
need new hanging flowers because mine are dead from when
we had that stretch of cold weather. When is a
really good time and the cheapest time to get the
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hanging flowers for the porch.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah, this is the best time right now. Please with
a stock you go to some grocery stores, keep the
Low's Home depot, any of the garden centers, like again
the mckeuing Garden Center. You go to any of these places,
they have lots of hanging baskets filled with flowers. Even
even outside Kroger. They're not gonna be his biggest one
to get at the garden center. It's a great time
to buy a map. About scam. I want to tell
(03:01):
you about a scam because Chris is always saying, you
know you've got any scams for us? That I do
have one we just did a report on and this
is the double phishing scam used to be you'd get
like an email that's like from Microsoft or from Apple
and it says, you know, you need to update your
Microsoft and you're like, come on, it's that's delete this.
(03:22):
You know. Now. What they're doing is they're combining two
companies that you know and to one phishing attempt and
it looks so good. We talked to this woman. She
gets a notice from PayPal that she's being billed three
hundred dollars through PayPal for some contract to docu sign.
And then DocuSign looks totally legit. That's the thing where
(03:44):
you know you sigde to buy something online whatever, and
so it combines the PayPal logo the DocuSign logo. It
seems like you're dealing with two real companies. And this
woman almost lost, almost lost hundreds of dollars. Wow it
it's just amazing and all a scam to get you
to punch in some personal information to credit card.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
And always listen to this segment with John Mataie right
here or check him out online, follow him on John
Maturic's Money on Facebook. It watches segments on Channel nine
w CPO.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
All right, Chris, Sarah you take care, don't get ripped off.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
John Mattery's here on the Kid Chris Show. Isn't that
there is? Sarah has got a theme song? What's up, Sarah?
Speaker 6 (04:23):
Pope news? Yes, we just saw some black smoke.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
What does that mean?
Speaker 6 (04:27):
No Pope yet?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Oh okay, but did you know? Yes?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I know.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Sarah's so excited because one guy's last name happens to
be Sarah and it's smelled different.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
And like she's gripping.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
She's like doing really well, like it's looking good for him.
The votes are there for Pope Sarah.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Which is spelled different. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Still, let me say that the black man, Yes, he
is a black man representing Africa. Look at cardinals, Sarah.
I'm gonna tweet it out on my page.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I'm a black man. I like him.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Or the pizza guy. What's the pizza guy's name, Pizzarella
or something.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
He's not a black man like me named Sarah.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
But listen, we could be seeing that white smoke any day.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Now.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
They're all voting, like the NFL draft style or something.
I have no idea where everyone's.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Going, but they're in India, Indianapolis.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Oh gosh, So we'll keep you updated with all the
Pope's stuff. Aside from that, people are suing Burger King.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Of course they are, I swear to. It's just like.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
People just are looking for any way to make a book.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I swear so.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
Nineteen customers are saying false advertising when it comes to
the Burger King whopper. They're saying that Burger King is
showing the burger to look a lot bigger, like thirty
five percent bigger than what it actually is, making it
look like there's a lot more meat that I really
think your burger's going to look exactly like the commercial.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Then that's on you.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, they've done this. They've done this lawsuit a couple
of times. It's never worked, and also it never I
honestly think that Burger King's food right up there with Wendy's.
When you get it, it looks as close to the
ad as than anybody else's.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
The flame, grill, the smell, They've got a good spicy chicken.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I love Burger King.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
The Burger King that used to be by me. All
of a sudden, it's just like the building and everything
is just gone.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Oh that's sad. I know she moved somewhere. It moved
to heaven, maybe the Pope will bring it back.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
So according to this lawsuit, the customers want money earned
from the false advertising, and they say they want the
company to correct the deceptive behavior. Honestly, get a life.
This is ridiculous food. And we know that every commercial,
no matter what they're advertising, if it's candy bar, if
it's a milkshake, a burger, chicken, it's all going to
(06:59):
look a lot better. That's the point of the photography.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Plus, you're not supposed to look at it eat It's just.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Normally you're in a dark car r anyway, it's.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Right, you're under a tree in a parking in a
parking lot because you're not supposed to be eating that
because your wife will yell at you or whatever.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
So you're hiding and just hurrying up and making it disappear.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
And also if you ever think of it, I don't
think I've ever eaten burger can like actually looked at
it and gone.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Here you just unwrapped and I go, look yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
And Plus if you ever met like a uh this
is like to the guys up there or anybody, did
you ever meet somebody online or something? And then when
you finally meet them in person, you're like, wait a minute,
this doesn't look like the burger.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
I chose it was advertised to me.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
This isn't the burger.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Usually pictures and videos and everything, it's all gonna look
a lot better because you want to sell it, of course,
so you know, leading to that next way, and Burger
King is saying, yeah, our photographers use the sane beef
patties that the restaurants are serving the customers. But they
just style the sandwiches to look a lot more beautiful
than what the workers are doing.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
It's called advertising. Yes, yeah, sorry our workers.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Maybe it looks like sometimes they drop a few elbows
on the burgers before to give them to you, but
that's up to them.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Maybe they're having a rough day. Yeah again, just you
don't need to sit there and examine the product. If
it's taste good, then who cares.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
That's to be cool. If the lawyer said just shut
up and eat the burger.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Literally, are you going to stop going to Burger King? No,
it's too good. Yeah, that's like the woman that was
down in Florida. I remember she sued or she tried
to Reese's for saying that their little pumpkin didn't look
exactly like the wrapper. She's like, where is the little
face on it?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I never, I've never like, these things never survive outside
my gullet long enough for me to examine them.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
No, I'm like, this thing is delicious. God bless the
people that came up with the Reese's pumpkins. Why would
we attack them? Let them continue to do you what's working.
You're stealing at your food that long, then you probably
don't even deserve to have it anyway.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Especially those things don't even have them in shape. Have
them in the shape of a syringe. I get to
shove it right into my vein.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
It sounds good to me, Bute's syringes. No, there's an idea.
Uh yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
You know these lawsuits every couple of years we hear them,
and they always end up going away.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
Yeah, they never usually pan out. These people are just
looking for money and they're bored, and it's just ridiculous
doing what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I'm gonna sue Kroger for those commercials because nobody in
real life looks like those cartoon commercials that that dance
around nobody's.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Head is that circle? Austin Elmore, yea Austin.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
The Kroger people, and he has admitted to that before.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah, he's the only person that looks like that and
that's why he sleeps. Alan Stop. You don't have to
go that far, broker.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
This is sports, let's say.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
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Speaker 2 (10:19):
What up? He got the bad with the good last night,
so that what the heck?
Speaker 6 (10:25):
Every time?
Speaker 8 (10:26):
Let's see TJ. Friedel two home runs. Red's over those
Brays four to three. That ends the four game losing streak,
and they lost starter Hunter Green leaving the game in
the fourth with a right groin injury. He struck out six,
allowed only two hits and three scoreless innings. But in
the fourth warming up Oop something went wrong.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
In his leg.
Speaker 8 (10:46):
God son, they're gonna get him, take him to a
wellness center. They're gonna get him checked out today. We'll
see what happens. But then the Reds bullpen steps up.
The man of Moeler, Brett Souter and five others combined
to hold the at yel. That's Atlanta to you, mister
to four hits over the final six innings and me
Leo Pecan with the save number nine. The series wraps
(11:09):
up tonight Nicolodolo up against Spencer Schwellenbach and coverage at
seven fifteen. Novelli, Now here's another one, Novellie Marque Marte.
He's going to look like he's going to be out
for a while after suffering at oblique injury. So we'll
see what happens to you guys getting hurt like no, pope,
I don't get it. Yeah, oh, black smoke this morning,
(11:32):
I know all of it.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
That was big.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
You're getting through, guy, Sarah's.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Hope Green. Let's see Bengals update.
Speaker 8 (11:46):
Looks like all the world is okay because Joe Burrow
showed up yesterday for an off season workouts after missing
Monday after the Met Gala.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I know in the in the Cincinnati dot com, somebody
wrote a whole thing questioning whether Joe Burrow's heart is
in the game.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
My god, it off season.
Speaker 8 (12:05):
The guy went to the Miami grond three and f
one on Sunday. He goes to New York on Monday
with the Met gown. He's more interested in looking pretty
for the boys.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
Oh my gosh, all the jealous guys.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Yeah, you're jealous. You're jealous. That's why that's you wouldn't
go to that either segment. Yes, I will.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
The only one in this room that would go there
is me.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Let's go anywhere. You'll go anywhere where there's a camera.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
Yes, that's right, Pavarazzi Salas.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah, yeah, seventy thousand dollars a plate.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
That better be some dawn good dag, gone right, and.
Speaker 8 (12:39):
It had better be twenty four to seven for food
if I'm paying that exactly.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
And Ruby, Yeah, was just there.
Speaker 8 (12:48):
I take the I take the restaurants alphabetically from A
to Z in America for seventy thousand dollars. Trey Hendrickson
is not at the workouts. ESPN reports his contracts the
Bengals have reached the stalemates.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Yeah it worked for pooh. Hendrickson said that you are
not there. Hendrickson says he has no interest in playing
on this year. For that sixteen million dollars salary get
in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
I'll take sixteen million.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Boom.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
That'll get you to the met gallon about t bucks
of plate they gave him t Higgins, they gave him
all that money. That's ridiculous. I think people are forgetting
to that. Trey Hendrickson isn't exactly as young as those guys.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Also thirty one years old. I mean, what do you do?
But he isn't a lot of boom.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
It's not old, but it is older in the NFL
to be looking for a really big contract extension.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
This one out, yes, sir, but it doesn't make any
difference what your age is. That's right. You need to
go to.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
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where you get the hand cramp to subs pizza, yes,
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Speaker 2 (14:05):
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Speaker 8 (14:10):
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Speaker 2 (14:14):
That's what she says is she's holding it in her hands.
That's me. It sounds like that. That voice sounds familiar.
Slimminade Man, that one too. That's enough. It's as a
home of the hits and lemonade. Yeah and one two seven.
(14:34):
Here's Gilbert gotfreed on the Kid Chris Show.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Okay, the early joke I remember telling was I was
in school, like kindergarten, the first grade or something, and
there was a teacher talking and one kid wasn't listening,
so she took a newspaper and put it on his
head and and me, at like three or some thing,
(15:00):
I go, those are the headline in.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Kid Chris show, at is e B n Sarah.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
We got some talkbacks, We had talkbacks, voicemails, all that
stuff when we're not on the air.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Let's get to it, kid Chris.
Speaker 7 (15:23):
What was the name of that rap song that you
were singing about, Sarah?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Sir rah rah rah? What was the song? That's it?
That was a goof one day I did that and
it just sucked.
Speaker 9 (15:41):
But that's uh. Let's bust the rhymes. Ha. I got
you all a check. Curses there.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Hey, Chris, I was wondering if we could hear some
fruit Force with some Absolutely this is request, Sarah. You
don't know this one. This goes way back.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
This was a band that sent their CD to us.
Speaker 9 (16:14):
Yes, this is creepy sweet dig so fine.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Where do you go to school?
Speaker 10 (16:23):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
He is break breaking your young blood naked me feel
like no mother? What your name again? Teenage? Look your mind.
Speaker 10 (16:41):
Like this?
Speaker 11 (16:41):
What so my teenage it's a little creepy men think
about teenagers.
Speaker 9 (16:51):
Yeah right, yes, sir, in my sight, got you in
my sight?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Faith your face? Yeah, oh good night, young But you
know it's creepy.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
But yet there's bands that are into the Hall of
Fame for singing songs like this.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Oh before Yes, I have.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Like a ringo star is singing she's sixteen and she's
mine all that stuff.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
And he was not sixteen at the time. No, not
even close.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
So that's okay. Of course.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
God, these guys, we haven't played this in a while,
teenage love.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
How long has it been almost over ten years since
I played the Brute Force?
Speaker 10 (17:40):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yeah, probably, yeah, Brute Force. Yeah. Uh, these guys, we.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Tried to bring it and bring them to town, but
they always, like one of them was always having like
knee surgery or something because they were like in their
God at the time, they were in their fifties. Yeah, yeah,
here's a let's see sex.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
They're pretty good.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
We found out they were from, Like, uh, you're like,
what Los Angeles?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
You got what I mean? I mean, it sounds like
a lot of us stuff that we're playing.
Speaker 8 (18:14):
Got what I that's not my great.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Play the feet? See I mean, I wish I could
do that. I need to be in a band red
hot sex with she.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
You know what, it's not too late, it's not you're
only fifty one. Are you guys rocking out at that age?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Oh yeah? Out for Psychic for you out sid I'm something.
You have to sign.
Speaker 10 (18:59):
Something you so so simple thing. Yeah this song is
out four Blood.
Speaker 6 (19:23):
They're still making music.
Speaker 10 (19:25):
I don't know, God, but I'm gonna kill you. Yeah, yeah, out.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
If you have if you need a if you need
a I don't want to say a lead singer, a
front man. I'm your guy five one three seven, four
nine one o two seven, And then all the ladies
will be like.
Speaker 6 (19:51):
Oh, that's what you need in your life.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
That could be the answer to your girl problem.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
That's right, be your frontman for the band in tights,
kicking high up in the air, going yeah it is
whoa Sarah Alice. I've been trying to shake some rust,
you know, I've been uh well, I moved into a
(20:19):
new apartment. I finally settled in obviously, and you know,
and I used to do that video show every what
was it like? Every Wednesday night? I would do that
down in club Chris and my basement at the house.
Speaker 6 (20:32):
Yes, I remember chiming in on that a few months back.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Yeah, well it's been over a year. And yeah, it's
been actually a couple of years. Because I used to
drink alcohol. I used to get kind of lit up
doing that show anyway, So and it was fun. I
would take phone calls and stuff. Sometimes I would play
video games and all that and just mess around.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
On video Are you going to bring it back?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
I don't know, because now I got my my little
studio now set up at the apartment, and and and
you know, and I used to always, like almost every
afternoon make prank calls the radio shows and stuff. And
the other day, I think it was on Monday, I
was like, oh, you know, I haven't done that in
a while, so let me let me try. So I
found a radio station, and uh, you know, like I
(21:14):
said the other day, I have in my home, I
have a phone line. Yeah, I got my cell phone.
Then I have a phone line. It's just for like
my for family, mostly my kids. They have that line
in case, you know, so when it rings, I know
it's them. Then I have another one that's work related
that's for making prank calls, you know.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Yeah, you're the only person I know that has a
house phone.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I have two house phones, and then I have my
cell phone, which seems that every uh every spam has that.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
So I decided I'm just kind of call this and
use all the phones. Just use all three. Right, yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Here here, here it is. But remember this has been
I mean it's been over a year. This is fun, though.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
God. I love doing this, you know.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
And this is the stuff that I used to do
when I was like a teenager and my dad would yell.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
At me and go, what are you gonna do with
your life? Here?
Speaker 6 (22:07):
I am make frank calls forever.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
I'm still doing it all right, Here we go. The
wheels have been griefed. We have a call. Good morning,
you're on the air. I heard your comments about Facebook
and stuff. Yeah, I really don't care if their band TikTok.
Just keep your hands off grinder.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
That's my favorite.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
After you use that not at all. But thank you
for your call. I appreciate that. Cash me. Hi, good morning, man,
Who are you fooling? I hooked up with you on Grinder.
You paid me a nickel to tweak by nipple. Thank
you for your call.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Apid call back when you're not being such a boneheaded idiot.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Hi, good money on the air. Hey, how's it going?
Not bad? Are you really five and a half? Saw?
Wouldn't you like to know? Come here out there again?
Speaker 10 (22:53):
Okay, we're gonna go ahead and take our break while
we back.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Is it busy?
Speaker 6 (23:00):
There's a reason why we still call you kid Chris
constantly acting like a kid. But you know what, I'm glad.
It's what makes you happy. That's all that matters.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Oh man, I was so happy when I did that.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
I know.
Speaker 6 (23:17):
You did seem like you were in extra good mood
this morning. I'm like, something happened, Oh god, something good.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Ruining another radio show's day is so fun.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Because honestly, it's like I sit there every every quarter
worry if that we're still going to be on the radio,
And then these jerk offs are still on.
Speaker 6 (23:35):
The air every day. You like to bring it up, yes.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
And it's like, why am I worried? And these guys
don't seem to be, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (23:45):
So why not throw a wrench in their day?
Speaker 11 (23:46):
Right?
Speaker 2 (23:47):
So why not ruin their day?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
If I have to sweat my day every day, I'm
going to ruin everybody else's day.
Speaker 6 (23:52):
When are you going to get a little ballsy and
try to do it to seven hundred wlw our.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Friends down the hall. I've done them for years.
Speaker 6 (23:59):
You're not going to call into Willie or Eddie and
Rocket Saw.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Willy doesn't take calls because if you're Willie Cunningham, if
you are opposite of what he feels, he won't take
your call.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
So he doesn't take phone calls during his show.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
Everything stop doing that not too long ago.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
And then all the other shows they just have constant
guests on, so you can't even get through.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
No, it's just uh oh, you can try with our
buddy Lance, He's always taking calls.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
It's like he opens up the lines.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Let's got Lances on in the middle of the night
when I'm asleep, so anybody else it's like, all right,
let's go to uh Joe bub from the newspaper that
nobody reads.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
That's all it is.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
It's like someday when I end up having to work
over there, I just got to go and pick people
from the newspaper that nobody reads and go, hey, we
want to come on my show at such and such
O five down there, Hey coming up at such and
such O five, I'm gonna have Joe Bob from the
newspaper and he's gonna talk for twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
I'm just gonna go all right, thanks for coming on,
coming up news.
Speaker 6 (25:03):
There's something forever. Yes, you like frank calls. They like
talking to the newspaper people.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
Whatever makes you happy.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I guess Yellow, Hi, Yellow, Here we go, Hi, Sarah.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
All right, let's hear it. Let's hear this big important news.
It is big and important. It is.
Speaker 6 (25:27):
Yes, one hundred and thirty one cardinals gathered, not the birds.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
This is the pope thing. The pope thing. Yeah, I'm Jewish,
they're just that's a problem. I'm not Jewish, I'm Catholic.
So the pope is very very important.
Speaker 8 (25:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (25:42):
Yeah, So they're deciding on the new pope, you know,
right now as we speak. So this morning it was
more black smoke, which means they haven't figured it out yet.
But that's a good sign. They eliminated somebody. I guess.
They say, this is an important decision. So the next pope,
you know, is going to be leading billions of Catholics.
It could take a while. So once we see that
(26:02):
white smoke puff out of the Sistine Chapel puff. That
means the decision has been made. It could be any
second now though, really so, since this is so popular,
you know, now that we're getting this new pope, and
this is something that has never happened before, people are
placing bets on the next pope. Of course, but I
(26:23):
guess some Catholic people are like, this is very inappropriate.
What do you think? Do you think this is fine
to place bets make some money off of you think
the next pope's going to be?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Well, why not? When you go to church they pass
around the thing, the basket, the offering. Does that have
to do with betting? Well, it's about money. Everything's about money,
completely separate. We got new pulp. We got a new pulp.
Speaker 6 (26:49):
It's kind of like the draft because every time they
talk about a new pope seventy five years old. He's
from Italy.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Yeah, do you think you'll what's cool to go to?
Speaker 6 (27:01):
This is his school? His background?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
What's your stats? Family? Leg You ever hit a woman?
Of course her? Well you gotta you gotta hit a
woman to be in the NFL. Ridiculous. We have a
new pole.
Speaker 6 (27:17):
Smoke, don't start the rumors. There's no new pope yet,
you guys. So from online platforms to friendly wagers, millions
of dollars has already been spent on figuring it out.
Who who could it be? Who are you placing your
bet on?
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Dude, it's gotta be the new pole on the.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
Site called poly market, over twenty millions. Sorry, but when
the new pope is announced, you know you're here with
the music.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Yes, hit it again? No, please do the new pole.
Speaker 6 (27:49):
So on this poly market website, over twenty million bucks
has been spent on people playing bets. In the lead.
Right now, we have Pietro perilin Yep, of course from Italy.
He's in the lead with almost twenty eight percent.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Is there any right in ones like p Diddy or something?
Not you, Chris, if that's what you're asking. No, I
like Diddy? Yeah, I think is funny if you could
write one in just to see he Diddy the pope.
He's got his own problem, Kanye. Why can't they.
Speaker 6 (28:17):
Put a camera in that courtroom? I need to see
what's going on.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Well, to answer your question, it's a federal.
Speaker 6 (28:23):
I know, but I'm nosy. In second Luis Antonio tagol
Of the Philippines.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
At Luigi, the guy that shot the insurance.
Speaker 6 (28:32):
No again, he's got his own problems. He'll never see
the light of day again. But this guy's in second
at twenty five percent. This Luis guy, and the one
that a lot of people I'm seeing are talking about
on Twitter social media, this Pizza Bella. They like the
name of Italy. He's from Italy of course, at ten percent.
And my guy, Sarah from Africa, and it's only because
(28:53):
he's dropped a little bit. He's got three percent. Oh
so anyway, those are that's kind of I know.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
You get to burn a city down. If he doesn't win,
I'm gonna raise hell. It is white smoke.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
They need the white smoke for Sarah. You're gonna flip
that if Sarah wins, I know, it quit because you
all will never hear the end of it, like dupie
on the.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Sarah.
Speaker 6 (29:25):
So yeah, I'm voting for either Pizza Bella or Sarah,
not the dope do But anyway, it's just the first
time that people have ever placed beds on a pope,
So it's just kind of crazy.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
I mean, it just became legal to do.
Speaker 6 (29:41):
That, right, So here we are.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Yeah, anyway, the biggest bad news.
Speaker 6 (29:46):
Good luck to Sarah. I'm all in on you, everybody.
I'm a cute in this robe.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Let speak, No, my new robe is peak. He's cute.
Speaker 6 (30:03):
Ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Joe Bengals, I bless the Bengals, Go reds Joe Burrow,
God bless you.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
The body of Sarah given you.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
It is the eighth of May. It's Melissa Gilbert's birthday today.
She's a babe. She was a Laura Ingalls Wilder.
Speaker 6 (30:24):
Oh yeah, I'm Little House on the Prairie.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
H Did you watch that show?
Speaker 6 (30:27):
Oh yeah, I didn't miss any of that. The dad
wasn't his name Charles. He was pretty hot. Now he's daddy.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
He's dead. That guy died years ago.
Speaker 6 (30:35):
It doesn't mean he wasn't hot when he was the dad, and.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
He was I guess a real big a hole in
real life.
Speaker 10 (30:41):
No.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Yeah, when Michael Michael Landon, I think he died in
the eighties. Michael land Yeah, yeah, he had like cancer
or something.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
No, he was so cool on Little House on the Well.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
You know that's called acting.
Speaker 6 (30:55):
I understand that, but you want to think the best.
He was like the dead and yeah whatever.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Another legend's birthday. Alex van Halen, Yeah, the brother of
Eddie van Halen. He's got a book called Brothers. It's
about his brother Eddie.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
And all that stuff. You know who died? Oh yeah,
very cool though.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Yeah, and I'm hoping God Lord Jesus above, I would
love to interview Alex van Halen. Never talked to him.
Van Halen is probably my second favorite band of all time.
And I've had Sammy Hagar on a ton of times.
Never David Lee Roth. I think I would pass on that.
Michael Anthony never had a chance, Eddie obviously never had
a chance, had Wolfe on his son.
Speaker 6 (31:33):
But with this book, I mean, do you think there
would be an opportunity.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
I hope so, yeah, that'd be cool. It's Gary Glitter's
birthday today. You know that song? Did they play in
all the games? Hey? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (31:47):
That was Gary Glitter?
Speaker 10 (31:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yeah, read about him. Of course you'll celebrate his birthday today, right, sir?
Speaker 6 (31:52):
Least Okay? So his career ended after he was convicted
of downloading child pornography.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Back in nineteen ninety nine. Why would you.
Speaker 6 (32:01):
Ruin this sun?
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Hey? Why do we still play the sentence?
Speaker 6 (32:06):
Because if sports this was a song I would hear
it like high school football.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Game, sports is involved. They don't care. Hence Pete Rose.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Listen to this.
Speaker 6 (32:17):
He was convicted of child sexual abuse back in two
thousand and six.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
They turned their cheek it's sports.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
And had a series of sexual offenses, including attempted rape
back in twenty fifteen month ago. And we continue to
play this song. Hey, come on, Sarah, he's a big dude.
Speaker 11 (32:38):
Hey, put him in the glitter, put him in the
Hall of Fame.
Speaker 6 (32:42):
Oh and he looks so creepy and a smugshot over here.
Speaker 10 (32:45):
I know.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
That's the other thing.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
It's like they say, we know you can't profile anybody.
Whenever somebody gets in trouble and they show him on TV,
everybody goes.
Speaker 6 (32:51):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, that guy, Like he's guilty as hell.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Filing is real. Let us do it like I should
be allowed to walk through the mall and just point it.
People will go, yeah, you gotta arrest him. Something's up. Creep.
Speaker 6 (33:07):
I mean, look at this picture of him.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Oh I know, I know, look at him when he
was in the seventies, when he made that song.
Speaker 6 (33:14):
It's just very sparkly looking.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Creep. He looks like pedal man. Hello, little fellow. I'm
reading about it, and I'm not happy of us.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Make sure you give him a statue outside of a
Great American ball p'm.
Speaker 6 (33:37):
You hold the curtain back on so many creeps.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
I don't like it. I don't like it one.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
But we are at the time where they're gonna be
a burying. The deputy Larry Henderson here in Cincinnati, the
officer that was taken out, had nothing to do with
anything that was going on with these shootings and all
that stuff.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
Just a guy that was volunteered, like he was volunteering
his time for UC's graduation to direct traffic.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
He was clocked out of his career.
Speaker 6 (34:10):
Already retired. I think he has four kids, a wife.
He worked in the field for over thirty years.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
It's so unfair.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
And this is one of those things where just to
pull the curtain back a little bit on me as
a dude, as a regular guy, as Chris Foley, those
kind of stories where it's like, God, this is one
where if I was one of those millionaire you know
how these millionaires, and I get pissed off and I
want to kick people in the balls.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
But these millionaires.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
When he passed away and they leave money to the zoo,
like the zoo where if I was a millionaire and
I saw that anything to do well Because I see
a story like that, and I'm like, if I was
a millionaire, I would send something to that family and
help out with this funeral and stuff.
Speaker 6 (34:51):
Oh yeah, and I think there is something going around
for the family already.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Go for That's where I would be a part of that.
Speaker 6 (34:58):
Yes, that makes sense. I wish I could that if
I had a lot of money. That's the kind of
stuff I would be doing.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
And that's why that's one of the reasons why I
should be a millionaire, because I would help out for
causes like that. I wouldn't go out and buy cars
with big gold rims and gold teeth and stuff.
Speaker 6 (35:13):
And I don't care what kind of car I have. Yeah,
it would be nice to be able to take care
of people.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
The reason why I wouldn't go out and buy a
new car or any new clothes and stuff like that
is because I'd have to go out and deal with people.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
I would be if I was.
Speaker 6 (35:24):
In order anything online Christopher car.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Yeah, well I did.
Speaker 6 (35:31):
I just don't even have to leave your house. You know,
our guy down the Hall. Jack Crumbley, who works at
seven hundred, tell me that's how he got his car
a couple of years ago. You got I think it's
a little Honda. Yeah, did everything online or through an
app or something. It's wild.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
I have a little Honda. It's all paid off, and
I like that I have it. And I like this
simply because it's paid off. I don't like cars that
you have to keep paying on and put gas in,
and you're basically working so you can have the car
to go to work and put gas And.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Want to know what my monthly payment is. I don't.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
I don't care because everybody's got it and I hate
it so and then, uh, but every time I go
to park, I always scrape the uh you know the
thing where you know, at the front of the parking
you know the where you park your car.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
You know that that the parking thing in the front,
the cinder block thing. I was too close to it,
so you suck it driving. Well, no, I'm parking.
Speaker 6 (36:26):
And you have such a little guard, you know what
I mean. Like, I get it if you've got one
of those big f one fifties or something.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
But well, that's what I'm used to. I used to
have a four runner for a while and it didn't matter.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
So this would be an easy.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Just pull up and my tire would hit the the
you know the thing, and I would just know to stop.
Speaker 6 (36:42):
You could run into anything like a bumper car if
you got something like that.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
And then so now I hit that thing, I go,
damn it. And then I go to back up again.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
So now underneath so when I start my car, it
rattles underneath. It got so now when I pull up
to the to the thing at Starbucks whatever, I'd pull
up and I rolled it and drive through. Yeah, and
I pull up and I wrote the window down, and
they go, hello, can I help you?
Speaker 2 (37:06):
And it sounds like I'm in a diesel truck. It's going.
Speaker 6 (37:10):
We gotta go get that fixed, I know, but.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Then I gotta go deal with people.
Speaker 6 (37:13):
Yep, you're gonna have to deal with people.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
And I got to drop it off.
Speaker 6 (37:16):
Oh, actually no, you don't. Our buddy Scott Sloan again
down the hall. He knows a guy that will come
and pick up your car while it's at your house
or at work or whatever, and they'll take care of
it for you. I forget the guy's name, but Sloaney's
got a guy. It's a thing, yep.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
But then it's going to cost me more because he's
coming to pick it up.
Speaker 6 (37:33):
It's gonna cost you money no matter what. You gotta
get it fixed. Just then go deal with people. I
don't know what to tell you. You're exhausting because no
matter what I tell you, there's always an argument there.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
Because it's wrong.
Speaker 6 (37:47):
I don't know how your wife does it.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
I can't wait till she doesn't.
Speaker 6 (37:51):
Oh yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
I can't wait till the robots take over. It's just
gonna be me in robots.
Speaker 6 (37:56):
What do you think about the robots servers? That's kind
of been I like it thing lately.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
And I'll tell you why, because like I'll be at the.
Speaker 6 (38:04):
Like be Dumps has them.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
I'll be at my I'll be hanging out when my
kids talking at a restaurant and we'll be talking to
stuff about other stuff, and you know, and this is
nothing against the people, but you see that we're talking
and all that, and they'll just come up and just
put their face in there and go, so how is everything?
Speaker 6 (38:20):
They always ask me while it's like mid bites every time, like.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
I'm in the middle of talking with that.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Wait until like we're just kind of sitting around, because
after a while we're done talking.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
There's only so much you can do.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Everybody is always done talking, like later on, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 6 (38:37):
Look, I've been a server. You just want to make
sure you're doing you're good, and you can leave them
alone for a while.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Wait till we're all grabbing our phones. Yeah, and we're
staring at our phones. Then come over and go, hey,
how is everything everything good?
Speaker 2 (38:49):
That's why you like the robots, Then that makes some
for you. The robot's are gonna come up in the
middle of our discussion.
Speaker 6 (38:54):
Go hang, hey, it could happen someday, give it five
or six, ten ever years, Yeah, and they'll be talking
to us.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
I know it well.
Speaker 10 (39:03):
I know.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Amazon had these uh like one of their companies that
have these uh uh it's like taxis or something. And
in one of the other cities they were trying them
out and it got an a fender bender with somebody,
and and they had somebody in the car and all
that stuff, and I'm like, I'm like, why are we
trying this out in society?
Speaker 6 (39:22):
Yeah, we're guinea pigs. Now do a parking lot test
first out in Arizona. They've got the driverless cars the
way mos like the Ubers. They'll come and pick you up.
Nobody's in it, it's just a computer. Well, they just
no way am I getting in that.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
They pulled them off off the road because it got
in a wreck. I'm like, well, who are we going
to punch in the mouth? Care we getting these wrecks?
Speaker 6 (39:41):
What happens? I know it's a risk, I mean it is.
They look cool though, when you're sitting in traffic and
you look over and there's just nobody in it.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Yeah, but I'm used to.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
I want to keep seeing the uh you know, the
the the house moms in their hoodies smoking cigarettes here
and like they I do in Cincinnati here during the day.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
So I don't want to. I don't want that replaced.
I don't think that's gonna happen to you. With their
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