June 23, 2025 • 39 mins
Sara tells a story about a woman who allegedly married her ex-boyfriend without his consent by mailing him a marriage certificate along with Bath & Body Works products, leading to a felony stalking charge. Plus, find out about the latest trend: divorce registries for starting over.
KiddChris had a run-in at his pool this weekend and that frustration lead to canceling the membership. This is AFTER dealing with a stolen watch, and even a child mashing poop into a shower drain.
KiddChris and Sara talk about the dynamics of friendships strengthened by "breaking each other's balls" and hear about an elaborate ongoing "Bible game" prank between brothers.
KiddChris had a run-in at his pool this weekend and that frustration lead to canceling the membership. This is AFTER dealing with a stolen watch, and even a child mashing poop into a shower drain.
KiddChris and Sara talk about the dynamics of friendships strengthened by "breaking each other's balls" and hear about an elaborate ongoing "Bible game" prank between brothers.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This weekend is when I went and saw in the
theaters with my girls. Yeah. Yeah, it's a How to
Train Your Dragon?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I know.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I went and saw it.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Wasn't that bad? Isn't this like the second one?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah? You know, That's what I was asking them. I'm like,
I swear there was another one of these.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I think so too, and it's based off a book
or something. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yeah, yeah, I mean this was. It was pretty good.
There was some funny lines in there and stuff. I
was like, Okay, it's ain't bad. It's long, but I
was cool with it.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
I love how your daughters are either taking you to
like horror films where everyone's getting cut up.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, or you're watching you had some sweet movie about it?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah, about that and and stage.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah. Well they wanted to At first they wanted to
see twenty eight Day or The Day I can't remember
what one of these horror movies. And then Grace was like,
I don't want to see a horror I want to
see something.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Nice, something sweet.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah, so we went and saw that.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Well that's good.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I went for the weekend.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
I binged the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders docu Menory. Oh, I
saw that all seven episodes over the entire weekend.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I saw that go up. Is that I didn't know
that was a like an ongoing thing. What do you mean,
Like is that the second Yeah, this is the second
of it. Yeah, I didn't see.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
A whole new group of girls.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Do they fight and stuff?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Oh no, there's nothing like that.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
These are America's sweethearts, so they have to be on
their best behavior at all.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Times otherwise they get kicked off the squad.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I can't believe that that cheerleading still goes on. Why,
what do you mean just because of the whole like, uh,
you know, like they they got rid of or didn't
they try to get rid of the Miss America thing?
Saying it?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Oh, it's all back. The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is back.
Miss America Cheerleaders aren't going anywhere.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
You can't you can't ban beauty exactly, Christopher.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
I love it though. I love the first season. I've
always I've always been a fan of this.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
See my my, my youngest Addie wants to be a
cheerleader and wants to be a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Oh, well, good for her.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
She watched that show or noh, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
I feel like it's not good for the younger girls.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Okay, I mean the directors of the cheerleaders are pretty
harsh on them.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
She watch about body positivity and things like that.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
If she's insecure about anything like that, I wouldn't recommend
for the kids.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Well, for Christ's sake, that's everywhere you look.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I mean, these girls are like a double zero.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yeah, and they're they're squeezing any fat that's left of them, like, ah,
you got to lose some weight, Like it's cy sexy.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I don't think that that skin and bones is sexy.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
That's what they want for their own or their cheerleaders. Yeah,
I don't get it, because they want them to look
good in those uniforms.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
And it's funny because they like one of the rules
is you can't date the players. I think those players
they want thick.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I don't know what they want.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
The same thing with the Bengals too. They can't date
the players. That's the rule in the entire NFL.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
That's what I mean. But it's like, I would I
imagine those players are like, I don't that I want
some some back of the back.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Oh my god, I want some back so weird. I'm
sure they look at them though. Sure damn I wish
that wasn't.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Like a hit and run, but that's it kicked.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Off the squad immediately.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
But yeah, they have a lot of rules too, like
they can't they can't gain any weight throughout the season
and and they can't you know, do any brand deals
and there.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
That has to be like their number one job and
the players.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
That they sign up for that and say, yeah, that's okay.
But if that weren't happen to any other job that
that that that that business is out of out of business.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Oh yeah, it was like Sarah, you have to be
the same size every day for the next year.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
That wouldn't fly.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
It'd be gone right. They would fire the three people
left and that'd be the end of.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
If we had a weight rule here at iHeart, yeah,
would not work out.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Yeah it sticky. But you know what at Lisa, cicadas
are gone.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, I know. It was very quiet walking to my
Starbucks this weekend. It was nice and silent, even though
I had my thump At headphones on. But yeah, it
wasn't as loud as it has been.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
There's a Facebook group that I follow and it's people
that are going to King's Island. I don't know how
this has shown up on my feed, but they've all
been chatting like the cicadas are out of the park.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Yeah, it's been pretty fad off.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yeah, I've been. That's the only place I've gone in
the tray, say to Starbucks and King's Island.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Oh, we lived such different lives.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Well, No, I went to Kroger this weekend. I did
go to Kroger.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
And you saw the movie. You went to the movie theater?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Okay, right, right, so I do, Okay, I had to
do a few. You're I went to Meyer too.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Oh my gosh. Wow.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, so there lots.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Going on for you.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Yeah, Also a lot going on down in Texas because
there's this lady making the headlines after marrying her ex boyfriend.
Because there is a twist here. Her name is Kristin Spearman.
She's thirty six years old and her ex, a forty
two year old man. I guess had called nine one
one on her after getting a disturbing package.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
On his front porch from her.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Yeah, so he opened up the package and said there
were a bunch of products from Bath and body Works.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Oh, I'd call the cops too.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Inside of a gift bag. I got questions that like
was the three wick candle in there? Because that's pretty
nice for me? Then yeah, like I'll keep the candle
that's mine. But under this gift bag two documents. One
a picture of Kristen his ex, holding an official marriage
license showing the two of them to be married, okay,
(05:42):
and the other just a little psychotic, no sweet, And
the other was the actual copy of their marriage certificate
filed with the county clerk's office.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Okay, so if he divorced, their hes their money.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Kind of a well, if that's how you want to
look at it.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
That's gonna happen.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
So the ex boyfriend told police, he goes, yeah, we
had the there you go, that's lights are on, but
nobody's home.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
All right.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Maybe that's why you know he's gonna have to pay
her off.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
The ex boyfriend told police, he goes, yeah, we had
the intention of getting married, but we had an argument
recently after we had applied for the licenses, so we
had called off the relationship. No he did, so, yeah,
she got them married without his consent and knowledge. So
she was arrested and charged with third degree felony stocking
(06:37):
that's it. The police chief was like, in my twenty
three years of working here, I've never heard of anybody
who managed to marry someone who wasn't present for a ceremony. Well,
I mean it's actually a I mean, lots of skills there. Yeah, well,
I mean make all that happen.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Did you notice? So she didn't get charged for anything
else other than the stocking stocking they're legally married.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Yeah, good. How they have to go through the whole process,
and you understand how that is. It's a pain in
the butt, right.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Well, not for me. It wasn't for other people. It
can be.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
It's a lot though, all the paperwork and it's just
you know, it's expensive.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yes, but I mean I'm a horrible example because might
be bumpy, like you actually.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Had years of marriage with your ex. There is no
marriage here ever ever, And the marriage began with a fight.
I got the marriage started with a bath and body
works bad and some documents that he never agreed to.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, he's not even in the picture. It's just him
and her in paperwork saying that they're married, and her holding.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Up the documents, which is super weird.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah, we got to get him on because it's like, dude, yeah,
I mean you're reading the store and you're thinking, oh, man,
that sucks. But you know, obviously they're gonna you know,
what do they call it annull the marriage or whatever?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yes, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
It doesn't say anything in here about that.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
I would love to talk to him. Oh my gosh,
his name's not in the article.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
No, only hers.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Yeah, just that he's forty two years old and he's
been unnamed.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
But I'm sure we could figure it out. Yeah, do
a little bit of digging.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah, we'll find out who this guy is and find
out if I can have the candles or not. I'm
a candle guy.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Just send me the Bathom body work stuff if you
don't want those things get pricey.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Those candles are like twenty six bucks.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
That's so funny that she registered and he starts getting gifts.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Hilarious. Isn't that crazy though?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Well, you know I've always said, dude, we need to
do that. I mean, just start sending out random gifts
to people like with you or random invites to people
with your same last name. Yeah, but you're getting married,
like fake marriage things, and you know people will be like, oh,
I don't know who that is, maybe they're related to
so and so. Let's just send a gift, oh money
and just see.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Not a bad idea?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, why not?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
You know there are divorce parties too in registries. People
are starting to do that now because they have to
start their lives over and if there are certain things
that they need that the other person got, like if
your wife got the blender and you're like, well, damn it,
now I need a blender.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
People are starting to do these registries.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I need a tiny house property, yeah, registering for Yeah,
where do I sign up for that?
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Her bed? Bath and beyond can help with that.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
I need a tiny home on property for goats.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Wait, actually I could see you being one of those
people lives in one of those really tiny.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Houses that you see on DLC.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Why do you think I just said that?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
No, because it's now all registering. I'm like, wait, actually
that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yes, totally, that's all I need. Uh well, okay, the.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Same way I don't need a whole lot of I
don't need.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
A little apartment. It's awesome. It takes you three steps
to go potty, takes me about four to go put
my laundry in, and another six steps to go to
my office.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
And what more do you need other than that.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I don't need to be going up and down all
these stairs and stuff in a house forget it.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Yeah, for me, it's just me and my husband and
our little dogs. Yeah, we don't need a bunch of space.
But yeah, there you go, register for a tiny house
after your divorce.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah, in the middle of a field. So when the
goats can get as loud as they want, I can
run out there and go what up goats? And you know,
and I can get out of meet these dumb Wednesday meetings. No,
I have to go home. I gotta go feed the goats.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
I gotta take the cattle outside. It's crazy.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
Well Thumber partaking the NBA by Store for the first time.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
The NBA Champion bresides at Oklahoma City.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
The story book.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Season is complete.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
This is sports, let's say.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
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Speaker 3 (10:48):
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Speaker 1 (10:50):
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annoying than that woman that does that play by play
stuff with I'm the national broadcast on TV. Yeah, of
h She talks like she's like she's like the female
Marv Albert were alone.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
O Stu more successful than all of us matter.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I'm talking about her.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
Boys done some games with Rocky Boyman in college football.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Good for her and she's absolutely crushing it.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
Here before we get to that, Red's update, Andrew Abbot
dealing yesterday seven eights, three hit, one run baseball as
the Reds beat those Cardinals for one since he avoids
the series sweep, as the Reds Now are the only
team so far into Majors not to be swept in
a series this season. That's right, It's going to be
an all story seven and one fifth quality start. He
(11:43):
retired eighteen in a row at one point one point.
Matt McClain, Homers, Jose Travino, Nate Brawley, and Eli Daly
Cruz each doubled and scored in the victory yesterday. Now
the New York Yankees come to town. Started a three
game set tonight at seven to ten.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (11:59):
Theks are leading the Al East after taking two or
three in the over the Orioles over the weekend forty
five and thirty two, and Big Aaron Judge and the
Boys are in town.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Hey, Jeff Ruby's last night. If you need you can judge.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
If you need a someone to replace uh Hunter Green,
Joe Burrow, Hell yeah about that?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
How about him?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
The same way? You're still a little bit outside? What
was that you had the mark? Why did you throw
it underhand?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
I'll tell you what thing.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I tell you what thing.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
That guy can throw a football, because if he's a
baseball player, he.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Stinks, well, holy football is a lot different than throwing
a baseball. Well, I mean, I think you got it,
you gotta, you gotta.
Speaker 7 (12:46):
I mean, there's got to be something in the mechanics
that he can throw a baseball.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
I don't know, but he looks good though. He's got the.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Clerk Kent look going ones and the hair. He knows
how to throw a football. We just need that's right,
we and we don't care what he looks like. He
could come in and look like you know whoever Eminem
last year, thank you him too, whoever that is?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
If groceries, he'd be a loser.
Speaker 7 (13:11):
Let's see NBA Finals, as we said, Oklahoma City or
the champs after being Indiana last night one O three
ninety one in Game seven, one person. There's always one
person in the around the Try State that's involved in
some kind of championship, and this is one of them.
The current general manager of the Cincinnati Bearcats basketball team,
Corey Evans, was with Oklahoma City Thunder scouting talent through
(13:36):
twenty twenty one.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Why is it always we got to dig up some
kind of try state?
Speaker 7 (13:40):
Like always, there's always somebody, and I guarantee, and one
of those guys had dropped those thirty thousand pound bombs
on the Iranians the other night. One or two of
those pilots or co pilots are probably right here from Cincinnati.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Probably And do what I did the USA, and do.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
What I did over the weekend while I was watching
bombs fall and on I ran, I went to Penn
Station East Coast Subs. It was all about good taste,
because when America gets rough, I get hungry, hand tramped subs,
fries and beautiful washing to wash it down.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Yeah, oh, Christopher.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm doing all this stuff over here.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I'm lemonade man, lemonade man, thank.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
You very much. There's an echo in here.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
Order online today at Penn Station, East Coast Subs and
the home of America.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yeah, and it hits one O two seven w E
b N. I've been told I have tickets, go check
out Cypress Hill. Who's coming to town.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Oh it's from the Ball?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Hits from the Ball.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Have you seen them live?
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Yeah several times. Actually, Yeah, they're fun to see live.
They bring bed, they bring big bombs out on stage
and stuff. Hell yeah, those guys have been around for
a long time.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Now, that's how you put on a show.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I know.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Doesn't have the same effect though, because like when I
was growing up, they were smoking the were talking about
smoking pot and stuff, and it was illegal at the.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Time, right, and they were edgy. Right Now it's like
now it's legal.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
It's like everywhere you're talking about eating candy at this point.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Yeah, it's not as cool. Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
I don't know. It's like drinking beer. Who cares. Yeah,
phone's going let me see here, Coler, you're on the air.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Hello, Hello, good morning.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Hello, Yeah, who are you?
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Good morning? It's Tyler.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Oh Tyler, Yeah, what's up? Tyler?
Speaker 8 (15:33):
For the.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Brazil I'm not doing them right now, are going to
be doing I'm going to be doing them later, Kyler,
did you hang out?
Speaker 9 (15:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Well, I'm trying. There's other people calling. I'm trying to
answer them at the same time. At least I'm doing
them later on, Tyler, not right now. Plus, you wouldn't go?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Would?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Now?
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Are you going to take with you? It's it's a
pair of tickets. I hate now.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Well thanks Tyler, my van Okay, that's a neflix. Let's
get to another calling.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
No zip ties and stuff?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Would you roll her up in a rug? The son
of the lamb. I don't want to end up on
going's skin.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
That's the best way to go to a concert is
you zip tie a girl's wrists and then roll her
up in a rug. That's what I heard.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Force her to Cypress Hell.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Yeah, right on the way to Cypress Hill. What what what.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Do you say? I think he said he has another
phone call.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
They're gone now because you you you're clogging up the line.
All right, bye? Tyler? Oh I dope? You call me
a dope? What's a dope?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Are we fighting with? Tyler? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I gotta hear. I gotta understand that language.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Him Monday is spicy.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
I'm putting that into Google now what I don't even
want to repeat it because I don't know, like d
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Speaker 1 (17:14):
What a dope? That's today's podcast?
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Name a depression or ID depression or indentation.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
It's me I can't read this morning. Yeah, that's you indentation.
Speaker 8 (17:34):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Some people you know who this?
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Uh Christen Kristen h Yeah, she's the original Glinda on
Broadway and she sang last night before the pacers get okay.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
I saw that, and now people are giving her heat.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
I don't know why why she was amazing?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yeah? I know.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
She's four eleven.
Speaker 9 (18:00):
Ozyl. What's your proly?
Speaker 1 (18:08):
So she's an actress at Saint.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Why she started off on Broadway last Lamy.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
And pride?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Sure all they need is that lady that does the
commentary to talk over Christopher.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Parl.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
I think this is beautiful, an rocket. She can hit
all the notes, escape.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Poo, food, the matter.
Speaker 9 (18:54):
Flag, stupid, Oh shame, Josma s spangled.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
She's standing on the spot right in the middle of everything. Well,
that Haliburton guy fell, so that's why everybody's mad at her.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
That'll get some glass cracks and.
Speaker 9 (19:25):
The home.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Of the and that was that was for free on
TV and then people pay way too much to go
see this.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
That guy's a zillionaire, not compare the actual roads.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Paul is calling in from Cleves.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Good morning, Paul, actually, good morning. I'm actually traveling out
Accountain right now.
Speaker 7 (20:15):
Be a podcast.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Okay, I have an idea, Uh, I've bit.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
For you guys.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
For you guys can actually get pilot from words.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
And people could actually kind.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
Of figure out what he says.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Like like by dope, by we love Tyler, by yo do.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
I had to look that up.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
I'm making sure we're not saying something wrong. Is what
you are a Christopher.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
By your dope and that's our Sarah, the Queen of
the Queen City.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Thank you, Christopher.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Well, I'm told to say that or else it's a
violation of your contract, So I don't might.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
Be dude, say it or don't mess up up? Also, ye,
do you ever know he in the shower?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Well, who's asking? And it usually costs money?
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Do you or don't you?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Of course?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Who doesn't?
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Yeah? Good for your feet? It's not good?
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Sure it fights it fights off Uh it fights off
athletes footage.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
No it doesn't. Sure it does that does on your feet?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (21:33):
The cleanliness it does?
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Says?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Who google it?
Speaker 9 (21:38):
No?
Speaker 3 (21:39):
I got too much to get still a little bit
you when you're in your pool? Do you be there too?
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (21:46):
No, I don't. But I got booted out of the
pool this weekend. I got to tell tell that story.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Oh is that coming up?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
It can?
Speaker 4 (21:54):
I saw that on your Twitter and then you would
shut the comments off?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Yes, because people are trying to be funny. They're not funny.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Everyone always likes to be funny, I know.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
But there's this article out the experts are saying not
a good idea to pee in the shower.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
A couple things on this list. They say.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
One, it can spread bacteria and germs. So while your
pea is ster home when it leaves your body, it's
different once it hits the floor of your shower. So
like your pea is mixing with your hair and soap
scum and skin cells all the other issues.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
So you don't want to add more bacteria, eh.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
They say it can become a breeding ground for bacteria,
especially since it is in a warm, damp area. The
showers are so great, showers are discussing they are, like,
mine needs to be clean. It's the one thing I
hate cleaning that in the toilet. Sign me up for
anything else. I hate doing those two things, though they
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also say it might reinforce unhealthy bladder habits. So I
guess from a medical standpoint, peeing in the shower can
condition your brain to associate running water, yes, with the
need to be So if you all of a sudden
are outside and it's raining, you're like, oh, I got
a pee? Yeah, Well any sound of running water. I mean, honestly,
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my brain it gets triggered when I hear running water.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I do need that because like when I go to
the UH in public, I have to like, here, somebody
flush a toilet or something. Like when I'm at to
urinal or whatever, I have to I stand there with
my eyes closed.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Just to hear.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Oh that's the worst.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I get this so shy. Like last time I was
at the bogarts Man and I was standing there and
there's a lot of people behind me just staring at me,
and I couldn't go. I just zipped up and left.
Oh no, I can't. I just can't do it.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Well, you guys all have to pee in front of
each other. I think it's so weird.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
I remember being at Yankee Stadium once and there was
this long line. It's like a troughed.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Oh, we had those at Fairfield High School. I guess
for the boys, they would always talk about it.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yeah, and they'll dive in it and stuff and it's
so stupid. Yeah, yeah, guys are stupid.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
That is foul. Y'all are nasty.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
I'd rather do that to try to go in it.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Also, they say, especially for the women standing while peeing,
could be a problem. It could lead to urinary infections,
meaning like you might not be releasing all of your peace,
so it could be just sitting in your bladder causing.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
A pat of infection. Don't pee in the shower.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
I'm just sending a warning, and especially in this last one. Yeah,
remember it's not just your shower, Like if you're sharing
with a spouse your kids, keep that in mind. You
don't want your wife or your kids or your husband
or whoever to be getting in the shower after you
and your pee is sitting there on the floor. You
might think it's all gone with the water, but sometimes
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that stuff can stick.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Hold on. I'm asking for a friend, But what about
if you're using it to get rid of evidence to
super eight ew? Does that work?
Speaker 9 (25:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Talk to an expert about it.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Well, I'm Dian.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
That's all I do.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
That's all this article and it's on our website by
the way, So check out all of this stuff on
w EPN dot com.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
There's a lot to it.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
You're one stop shop for how to urinate in the shower, how.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Not to urinate? Oh yeah, why you shouldn't?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Yeah, okay, good.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Now here's the thing though, if you're out in the.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Ocean and you can get somewhere, I just say, go
for it.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
I don't know if that hurts the fish.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
It stings your eyes. But that's why they it's why
they pulled out.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Can you imagine like a little fish family swimming along
and all of a sudden they just get your urine
stream in their face.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Why do you think these sharks are showing up to
the to the uh it's so close to all the
people on the beach. It's like it's getting warm. I
always peeing in the so it starts get close to
the people to coming after them.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
I don't blame them. I don't blame them. That's their house.
Stop peeing in their heart. I can't blame.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
I'll tear you from Linda linb.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Yeah, keep it in mind in the ocean.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
If you can't get to a port, a body, or
a bathrooms salty.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Enough in here, you might lose a leg to a short.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
All right, Sarah Lice, you asked me about this. I
wasn't even sure if I was even going to talk
about because I brought it up over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Uh well, you did say that you were going to
talk about it on Monday.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
I know, I know, but then I was thinking that
maybe I won't. I don't know, but.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
I'm curious now.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I was going, you know, I like to swim, and
I was kind of keeping it under wraps of where
I was going because didn't want to get bothered. Okay,
and it really is anybody's business, But I swim and
I go and I uh uh, I like to go
to this place.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
And uh, are you going to say where you're going?
Speaker 6 (26:54):
Now?
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Okay, okay going.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I tread water in the deep end of this thing
and I go for about the forty minutes, okay, at
this place, and I've been going. I was going for
about a year, and then I had my surgeries and stuff,
so I had to chill for a while because I
couldn't go, And then I started going back. Now and
you know where I was going. And I was always
kind of goofing on this place because you know, like
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I would go in. Remember I was saying that the
like the locker room smelled like poop.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
And then there was at one time where I was
in there, and uh, I thought it was funny. But
this kid during the summertime was in the shower area
and he pooped on the floor and he was wait
what Yeah, he was mashing like he did clean it up,
He mashed it into the drain.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
If I saw that at my gym, I would never
go back.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
But there's like a lot of little kids there and stuff.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Oh see, this is why I'm grateful for Planet Fitness.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Enough kids, I don't want to go there, and they're
all about cleanliness, so and all.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
That stuff I kind of throw aside because I don't
want to you know me, I don't want to raise
a stink. I just want to be left alone.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
If I saw someone pooping though and moving it around
like that, I would.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Raise, well, it's a little kid.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Whatever, I can't get fasting, go ahead, I.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
Just leaveuff alone. So that was last summer.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Yeah, and uh, and then so this happened to me twice.
This last time it really pissed me off. This happened
on Friday. Okay, so now up on the screen here
in the studio. No nobody else could really see this.
But see that's the pool. That's the outdoor pool.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
This is the YMCA and Blue ash where I.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Was going a nice little aerial shot.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Yeah. I love that outdoor pool. Love it. You know this, Sarah,
I always I was going every day it opens at noon. Yeah,
I was going.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
You were getting your time slot reserved.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
See this right here, This is the deep end of
the pool.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
I see it. Yeah, the deep end.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
And those are two diving boards.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Right, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
This right here is where I would stay, okay, over here, right,
and I.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Would just tread water over here. No one's ever over.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Here, right, Okay, I see it.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
A little kid was jumping off this okay, this over
here in front of where the guard is, right.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Yeah, he's allowed to jump off the diving board.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
I was here first, swimming and stuff, just him and
not Okay, I was told get out of the pool.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Oh you had to get out while that kid was
diving and not even near the I'm not.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Even near the person.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Yeah, that board.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
The second time, they go, oh, you can't be in
there when there's somebody diving or jumping off the diving board.
I go, why, I'm way far.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
I'm over here.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
I've actually never heard that rule before.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
And I said, the people that are using this lane
here are closer.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Yeah, you're not even close to that board. There's actually
a board that separates you and the other diver.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
And they go, it's just the rule. Sorry, And I'm like, is.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
This like a new rule? Did somebody it hurts?
Speaker 5 (29:49):
And then I don't know. And I'm over here and
the kid just jumped off, and so because that one.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Kid, I gotta get out. And that happened twice.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
So so will you be bad?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
No? I canceled. I went inside.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
It's nowhere for you to go.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Then that's fine. I went inside and I was like
getting dressed and stuff, and I was there for fifteen minutes.
I'm pissed. So I just went inside and started getting
dressed and I steaming, and I went to the front desk.
This is me doing this. I never do this. I
have to be pushed and I said, well, what is
going on with this? I said, hey, you know, I
come here all the time, and I'm swimming and why
do I have to? And the lady just shrugged her shoulders.
(30:25):
She goes, that's to roll because she goes, do you
want me to talk to Mike. I'm like, I don't
care about Mike.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Yeah, bring out Mike and I go.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
See what I go? How do I cancel? Can I
cancel my membership? She goes, you gotta go home and
do it online?
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Yeah, canceling out a gym is always a whole thing.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Yeah. So I just went home and canceled.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Wow, they don't even care well, And I'm just wondering
what incident struck all this up, because it's kind of crazy.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
I'll be one years old and I'm way over there.
I don't want to be bothered. I'm not bothering anybody else.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Yeah, and you weren't in this way.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
And it's some little kid that just own the whole pool.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Yeah, and it's an open public pool, so.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Do forget it? F you blue ash Ymca.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
I have never heard that before.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
It goes out of business. Stop they don't I mean,
they don't care, so I don't care.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
H So interesting rule, I know. I wonder if this
is a rule at all.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
Of the YMCAs, Like if there's another YMCA that you
could be a part of.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
No, forget it, that's it. That's one done for you.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
No, no, it's not one and done. They booted me
out twice, and that just happened to be the day
where I was like, enough, I am done with this.
And this is after I had my watch stolen from there.
I saw the kid mashing his duty into the into.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
The pipe, which that's when I would have canceled him.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
And I just kind of laughed that stuff off on
like whatever, I just need my place to swim and
and then and that's it. And then they go you
gotta get out. I'm like what, wow, yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
That's interesting, so whatever.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
My only thought then they shrugged their shoulders. Sorry, yeah, my.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Only thought is that something happen and.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
What I'm drying off. The guy goes stags for understanding.
I don't understand. Yeah, I say, you're asking you, why
do I get to get out? I'm not going to
dive in. I'm not going to swim in front of
the kid.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Was there anybody else that they said to get out?
I was the only one here, The only person.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
Did they say just to get out of that area
or the whole pool altogether. Like, did they say, just
move up a little bit out of this area.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
If I moved over to the other part, it's all
little kids over there and it's only four foot deep,
I can't what am I going to walk?
Speaker 6 (32:29):
Right?
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Went from a tread to a walk?
Speaker 9 (32:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Forget it?
Speaker 4 (32:34):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Yeah, so I am. I know they don't care.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Someone probably ruined it for everybody.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Everybody got hurt somehow.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
It just like anything else. You know, they don't like
when you storm out of the place. They don't care.
They're all part time workers whatever.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
They don't care.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
It's their summer job. They don't They don't know how
to handle grown adults yet I'm assuming. I mean when
I had summer jobs like that, I'm like, I don't know,
just somebody angry that I don't know how to deal
with that person.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
So yeah, if I went and said, hey, I just
saw a kid mash his duty into the into the
thing the pipe on the floor, they would go, well,
what do you want me to do?
Speaker 3 (33:05):
I want to get Mike, Yes, please go get Mike.
Got a lot to the mic A doowns the poop?
The stealing stuff?
Speaker 1 (33:17):
I got my watch back. That was that was the
last summer.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
It was crazy that that actually happened, that it was returned.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Yeah, I got it back.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Because they couldn't work it right.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Yeah right, it was locked.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Yeah, because of the phone.
Speaker 6 (33:31):
Oh we have the basketball playoffs and the hockey playoffs happening.
I always love whenever there's a best of seven series
because then I get to hear my favorite sports reporter question,
would you consider this a must win game? Yeah? They
always feel like you have to say yes, yeah, we.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Want to win.
Speaker 6 (33:49):
It was very important, you know, got our uniforms on anyway,
anyway you might as well try. But it's not always
the right answer. Man, it's a math question. I wish
I would answer that question, honestly. It's a best of seven,
you're down one game to nothing. Would you consider this
(34:09):
a must win game?
Speaker 9 (34:12):
No?
Speaker 6 (34:17):
No, we can lose tonight. We can lose tomorrow night too.
We don't want to. But that wasn't your question. You
asked if it was a must win game. And if
you'd ever taken a rudimentary math class, you'd already know
the magic numbers three. When you're down three, then you
must win them or you're out.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
It is a tremendous honor if we present you the
kid Chris Show on one O two seven WN. It
is so true about that.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Sports reporters are the worst, the worse.
Speaker 8 (34:53):
Sometimes the questions are lifet sometimes if they just run
into a wall to have no idea I went to ask,
but yeah, looking at the basic math Game seven, yeah,
it's a must win situation for sure.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
It's the worst. I hate that those guys get passes
to go and ask questions, and it's only because you know,
and it's gotta make you feel like, oh yeah, I
gotta pass. I get to go into the press conference,
and it's only because they ain't afraid of you. That's it.
Because they know you're a softball artist. That's the only
reason why you're going in.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Once you ask a tough question, you're you're out for
your life.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
You're out, and it's like, no, you can't come anymore,
come in anymore? Why because you ask something that people
want to hear?
Speaker 3 (35:37):
What would you ask a player in game seven?
Speaker 1 (35:41):
In game seven?
Speaker 4 (35:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Game seven?
Speaker 5 (35:43):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (35:45):
What? I like? What will your friends say to you
if you lost.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
One? Yeah? What's the group chat gonna look like?
Speaker 4 (35:52):
Right?
Speaker 3 (35:52):
Yeah, take it to a personal level. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
Oh, looking at my husband's group chat, he'll show me
some of the message. All those guys do rip into
each other, Yes, but if they ever needed any of
them to help out with anything.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
In life, Oh, that's one hundred percent truth.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
They would be there for it. That you know, you
need to google this.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
There's a big study that just came out saying that
friends who break each other's balls throughout life or whatever
are like, it's like three hundred percent, like they have
the strongest bond ever.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
It's good.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Call me on it. It's one hundred percent true on it.
My closest friends are guys I went to high school
with and all we did was break each We still
break each other's balls.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
The guys that my friend that my husband is friends
with grew up together. They all played baseball starting at
the age of like five. Yeah, and in the group chat,
they're all just making fun of each other.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
My friend Kenny fell off his roof. He's more of
a man than anybody I ever knew. He bought. He
used to buy all these houses in this neighborhood that
these white trash people would just trash and they would
get booted out of their house, and he would just
tear them to He would do his full time job
tear them did, come home and then tear them down
to the studs all night long and then rebuild these
houses and flip them. And he barely got out of
high school, like he quit school in like eighth grade.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Flipping houses is where it's at.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
And and he would, I mean, he was incredible at this.
And then not too long ago he was on his
roof of his garage and he fell off and broke
his legs or something like that.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
And of course you gotta let him hear about it.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
I'll just text him around me and be like, may
remember when you fell off your garage.
Speaker 5 (37:24):
I still do that well.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
And him and his brother Tony, they do this thing
called the Bible Game. Still. They'll go to the dollar
store and they'll buy up every religious artifact, like these
tiny bibles. They'll spend hundreds of dollars and they'll buy
all these little bibles and all these little statues and
stuff and big signs.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
I've never heard of this before.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Me either, but it's hilarious. And then they'll just in
the middle of the night show up at their house like,
oh no, Tony bought all these God Bless you signs
and all this. It was like a hundred of them,
and he put him in Kenny's front yard and so
when he went out to work in the morning, there
was one hundred God Bless you signs.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
I love that.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
It's actually not a bad idea. I thought you were
going to say that they were like going door to
door with a do it to each.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Other, and then they do this thing where they'll hide
like religious statues in each other's house. And the only
reason why, you know, is like after you visit the
family or whatever, you when you leave, you go, you go, hey, man,
I'll see you later, and then you go amen, Amen.
And then when you then you go, oh damn it,
and then it's on you. Then you gotta find it
and then hide it on the other person.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Yeah, I think those I'm like, why can't I play
with you guys? Like that's all I us.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
The Bible game is.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
It's called Kenny Got got Tony. On his wedding day,
they had this reception in the park and there was
this long drive up up to the up to the park,
and Kenny showed up early in the morning and put
all these the Lord is with you signs and stuff
all the way up the dry.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
Good, have a blessed day, gather in discilema.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
It's all these relaious sons.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Going all the way up.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
I like that one.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Yeah, So that's what they do to each other. That's
what friends do, right, and.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Brothers real friends. Yeah, they'll buss you like that.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
It's a kid Chris show, eb and
This weekend is when I went and saw in the
theaters with my girls. Yeah. Yeah, it's a How to
Train Your Dragon?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I know.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I went and saw it.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Wasn't that bad? Isn't this like the second one?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah? You know, That's what I was asking them. I'm like,
I swear there was another one of these.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I think so too, and it's based off a book
or something. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yeah, yeah, I mean this was. It was pretty good.
There was some funny lines in there and stuff. I
was like, Okay, it's ain't bad. It's long, but I
was cool with it.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
I love how your daughters are either taking you to
like horror films where everyone's getting cut up.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, or you're watching you had some sweet movie about it?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah, about that and and stage.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah. Well they wanted to At first they wanted to
see twenty eight Day or The Day I can't remember
what one of these horror movies. And then Grace was like,
I don't want to see a horror I want to
see something.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Nice, something sweet.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah, so we went and saw that.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Well that's good.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I went for the weekend.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
I binged the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders docu Menory. Oh, I
saw that all seven episodes over the entire weekend.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I saw that go up. Is that I didn't know
that was a like an ongoing thing. What do you mean,
Like is that the second Yeah, this is the second
of it. Yeah, I didn't see.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
A whole new group of girls.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Do they fight and stuff?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Oh no, there's nothing like that.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
These are America's sweethearts, so they have to be on
their best behavior at all.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Times otherwise they get kicked off the squad.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I can't believe that that cheerleading still goes on. Why,
what do you mean just because of the whole like, uh,
you know, like they they got rid of or didn't
they try to get rid of the Miss America thing?
Saying it?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Oh, it's all back. The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is back.
Miss America Cheerleaders aren't going anywhere.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
You can't you can't ban beauty exactly, Christopher.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
I love it though. I love the first season. I've
always I've always been a fan of this.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
See my my, my youngest Addie wants to be a
cheerleader and wants to be a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Oh, well, good for her.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
She watched that show or noh, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
I feel like it's not good for the younger girls.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Okay, I mean the directors of the cheerleaders are pretty
harsh on them.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
She watch about body positivity and things like that.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
If she's insecure about anything like that, I wouldn't recommend
for the kids.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Well, for Christ's sake, that's everywhere you look.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I mean, these girls are like a double zero.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yeah, and they're they're squeezing any fat that's left of them, like, ah,
you got to lose some weight, Like it's cy sexy.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I don't think that that skin and bones is sexy.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
That's what they want for their own or their cheerleaders. Yeah,
I don't get it, because they want them to look
good in those uniforms.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
And it's funny because they like one of the rules
is you can't date the players. I think those players
they want thick.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I don't know what they want.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
The same thing with the Bengals too. They can't date
the players. That's the rule in the entire NFL.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
That's what I mean. But it's like, I would I
imagine those players are like, I don't that I want
some some back of the back.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Oh my god, I want some back so weird. I'm
sure they look at them though. Sure damn I wish
that wasn't.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Like a hit and run, but that's it kicked.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Off the squad immediately.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
But yeah, they have a lot of rules too, like
they can't they can't gain any weight throughout the season
and and they can't you know, do any brand deals
and there.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
That has to be like their number one job and
the players.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
That they sign up for that and say, yeah, that's okay.
But if that weren't happen to any other job that
that that that that business is out of out of business.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Oh yeah, it was like Sarah, you have to be
the same size every day for the next year.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
That wouldn't fly.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
It'd be gone right. They would fire the three people
left and that'd be the end of.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
If we had a weight rule here at iHeart, yeah,
would not work out.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Yeah it sticky. But you know what at Lisa, cicadas
are gone.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, I know. It was very quiet walking to my
Starbucks this weekend. It was nice and silent, even though
I had my thump At headphones on. But yeah, it
wasn't as loud as it has been.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
There's a Facebook group that I follow and it's people
that are going to King's Island. I don't know how
this has shown up on my feed, but they've all
been chatting like the cicadas are out of the park.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Yeah, it's been pretty fad off.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yeah, I've been. That's the only place I've gone in
the tray, say to Starbucks and King's Island.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Oh, we lived such different lives.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Well, No, I went to Kroger this weekend. I did
go to Kroger.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
And you saw the movie. You went to the movie theater?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Okay, right, right, so I do, Okay, I had to
do a few. You're I went to Meyer too.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Oh my gosh. Wow.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, so there lots.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Going on for you.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Yeah, Also a lot going on down in Texas because
there's this lady making the headlines after marrying her ex boyfriend.
Because there is a twist here. Her name is Kristin Spearman.
She's thirty six years old and her ex, a forty
two year old man. I guess had called nine one
one on her after getting a disturbing package.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
On his front porch from her.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Yeah, so he opened up the package and said there
were a bunch of products from Bath and body Works.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Oh, I'd call the cops too.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Inside of a gift bag. I got questions that like
was the three wick candle in there? Because that's pretty
nice for me? Then yeah, like I'll keep the candle
that's mine. But under this gift bag two documents. One
a picture of Kristen his ex, holding an official marriage
license showing the two of them to be married, okay,
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and the other just a little psychotic, no sweet, And
the other was the actual copy of their marriage certificate
filed with the county clerk's office.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Okay, so if he divorced, their hes their money.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Kind of a well, if that's how you want to
look at it.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
That's gonna happen.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
So the ex boyfriend told police, he goes, yeah, we
had the there you go, that's lights are on, but
nobody's home.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
All right.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Maybe that's why you know he's gonna have to pay
her off.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
The ex boyfriend told police, he goes, yeah, we had
the intention of getting married, but we had an argument
recently after we had applied for the licenses, so we
had called off the relationship. No he did, so, yeah,
she got them married without his consent and knowledge. So
she was arrested and charged with third degree felony stocking
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that's it. The police chief was like, in my twenty
three years of working here, I've never heard of anybody
who managed to marry someone who wasn't present for a ceremony. Well,
I mean it's actually a I mean, lots of skills there. Yeah, well,
I mean make all that happen.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Did you notice? So she didn't get charged for anything
else other than the stocking stocking they're legally married.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Yeah, good. How they have to go through the whole process,
and you understand how that is. It's a pain in
the butt, right.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Well, not for me. It wasn't for other people. It
can be.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
It's a lot though, all the paperwork and it's just
you know, it's expensive.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yes, but I mean I'm a horrible example because might
be bumpy, like you actually.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Had years of marriage with your ex. There is no
marriage here ever ever, And the marriage began with a fight.
I got the marriage started with a bath and body
works bad and some documents that he never agreed to.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, he's not even in the picture. It's just him
and her in paperwork saying that they're married, and her holding.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Up the documents, which is super weird.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah, we got to get him on because it's like, dude, yeah,
I mean you're reading the store and you're thinking, oh, man,
that sucks. But you know, obviously they're gonna you know,
what do they call it annull the marriage or whatever?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yes, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
It doesn't say anything in here about that.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
I would love to talk to him. Oh my gosh,
his name's not in the article.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
No, only hers.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Yeah, just that he's forty two years old and he's
been unnamed.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
But I'm sure we could figure it out. Yeah, do
a little bit of digging.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah, we'll find out who this guy is and find
out if I can have the candles or not. I'm
a candle guy.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Just send me the Bathom body work stuff if you
don't want those things get pricey.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Those candles are like twenty six bucks.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
That's so funny that she registered and he starts getting gifts.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Hilarious. Isn't that crazy though?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Well, you know I've always said, dude, we need to
do that. I mean, just start sending out random gifts
to people like with you or random invites to people
with your same last name. Yeah, but you're getting married,
like fake marriage things, and you know people will be like, oh,
I don't know who that is, maybe they're related to
so and so. Let's just send a gift, oh money
and just see.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Not a bad idea?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, why not?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
You know there are divorce parties too in registries. People
are starting to do that now because they have to
start their lives over and if there are certain things
that they need that the other person got, like if
your wife got the blender and you're like, well, damn it,
now I need a blender.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
People are starting to do these registries.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I need a tiny house property, yeah, registering for Yeah,
where do I sign up for that?
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Her bed? Bath and beyond can help with that.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
I need a tiny home on property for goats.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Wait, actually I could see you being one of those
people lives in one of those really tiny.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Houses that you see on DLC.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Why do you think I just said that?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
No, because it's now all registering. I'm like, wait, actually
that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yes, totally, that's all I need. Uh well, okay, the.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Same way I don't need a whole lot of I
don't need.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
A little apartment. It's awesome. It takes you three steps
to go potty, takes me about four to go put
my laundry in, and another six steps to go to
my office.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
And what more do you need other than that.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I don't need to be going up and down all
these stairs and stuff in a house forget it.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Yeah, for me, it's just me and my husband and
our little dogs. Yeah, we don't need a bunch of space.
But yeah, there you go, register for a tiny house
after your divorce.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah, in the middle of a field. So when the
goats can get as loud as they want, I can
run out there and go what up goats? And you know,
and I can get out of meet these dumb Wednesday meetings. No,
I have to go home. I gotta go feed the goats.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
I gotta take the cattle outside. It's crazy.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
Well Thumber partaking the NBA by Store for the first time.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
The NBA Champion bresides at Oklahoma City.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
The story book.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Season is complete.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
This is sports, let's say.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Brought to you by Pennstation east Coat Subs, handcrafted hot
grilled subs, fresh cut fries and lemonade.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
It's all about good taste.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Penn Station Eastcoat Subs order online today. There's nothing more
annoying than that woman that does that play by play
stuff with I'm the national broadcast on TV. Yeah, of
h She talks like she's like she's like the female
Marv Albert were alone.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
O Stu more successful than all of us matter.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I'm talking about her.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
Boys done some games with Rocky Boyman in college football.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Good for her and she's absolutely crushing it.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
Here before we get to that, Red's update, Andrew Abbot
dealing yesterday seven eights, three hit, one run baseball as
the Reds beat those Cardinals for one since he avoids
the series sweep, as the Reds Now are the only
team so far into Majors not to be swept in
a series this season. That's right, It's going to be
an all story seven and one fifth quality start. He
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retired eighteen in a row at one point one point.
Matt McClain, Homers, Jose Travino, Nate Brawley, and Eli Daly
Cruz each doubled and scored in the victory yesterday. Now
the New York Yankees come to town. Started a three
game set tonight at seven to ten.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (11:59):
Theks are leading the Al East after taking two or
three in the over the Orioles over the weekend forty
five and thirty two, and Big Aaron Judge and the
Boys are in town.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Hey, Jeff Ruby's last night. If you need you can judge.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
If you need a someone to replace uh Hunter Green,
Joe Burrow, Hell yeah about that?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
How about him?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
The same way? You're still a little bit outside? What
was that you had the mark? Why did you throw
it underhand?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
I'll tell you what thing.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I tell you what thing.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
That guy can throw a football, because if he's a
baseball player, he.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Stinks, well, holy football is a lot different than throwing
a baseball. Well, I mean, I think you got it,
you gotta, you gotta.
Speaker 7 (12:46):
I mean, there's got to be something in the mechanics
that he can throw a baseball.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
I don't know, but he looks good though. He's got the.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Clerk Kent look going ones and the hair. He knows
how to throw a football. We just need that's right,
we and we don't care what he looks like. He
could come in and look like you know whoever Eminem
last year, thank you him too, whoever that is?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
If groceries, he'd be a loser.
Speaker 7 (13:11):
Let's see NBA Finals, as we said, Oklahoma City or
the champs after being Indiana last night one O three
ninety one in Game seven, one person. There's always one
person in the around the Try State that's involved in
some kind of championship, and this is one of them.
The current general manager of the Cincinnati Bearcats basketball team,
Corey Evans, was with Oklahoma City Thunder scouting talent through
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twenty twenty one.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Why is it always we got to dig up some
kind of try state?
Speaker 7 (13:40):
Like always, there's always somebody, and I guarantee, and one
of those guys had dropped those thirty thousand pound bombs
on the Iranians the other night. One or two of
those pilots or co pilots are probably right here from Cincinnati.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Probably And do what I did the USA, and do.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
What I did over the weekend while I was watching
bombs fall and on I ran, I went to Penn
Station East Coast Subs. It was all about good taste,
because when America gets rough, I get hungry, hand tramped subs,
fries and beautiful washing to wash it down.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Yeah, oh, Christopher.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm doing all this stuff over here.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I'm lemonade man, lemonade man, thank.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
You very much. There's an echo in here.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
Order online today at Penn Station, East Coast Subs and
the home of America.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yeah, and it hits one O two seven w E
b N. I've been told I have tickets, go check
out Cypress Hill. Who's coming to town.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Oh it's from the Ball?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Hits from the Ball.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Have you seen them live?
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Yeah several times. Actually, Yeah, they're fun to see live.
They bring bed, they bring big bombs out on stage
and stuff. Hell yeah, those guys have been around for
a long time.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Now, that's how you put on a show.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I know.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Doesn't have the same effect though, because like when I
was growing up, they were smoking the were talking about
smoking pot and stuff, and it was illegal at the.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Time, right, and they were edgy. Right Now it's like
now it's legal.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
It's like everywhere you're talking about eating candy at this point.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Yeah, it's not as cool. Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
I don't know. It's like drinking beer. Who cares. Yeah,
phone's going let me see here, Coler, you're on the air.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Hello, Hello, good morning.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Hello, Yeah, who are you?
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Good morning? It's Tyler.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Oh Tyler, Yeah, what's up? Tyler?
Speaker 8 (15:33):
For the.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Brazil I'm not doing them right now, are going to
be doing I'm going to be doing them later, Kyler,
did you hang out?
Speaker 9 (15:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Well, I'm trying. There's other people calling. I'm trying to
answer them at the same time. At least I'm doing
them later on, Tyler, not right now. Plus, you wouldn't go?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Would?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Now?
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Are you going to take with you? It's it's a
pair of tickets. I hate now.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Well thanks Tyler, my van Okay, that's a neflix. Let's
get to another calling.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
No zip ties and stuff?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Would you roll her up in a rug? The son
of the lamb. I don't want to end up on
going's skin.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
That's the best way to go to a concert is
you zip tie a girl's wrists and then roll her
up in a rug. That's what I heard.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Force her to Cypress Hell.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Yeah, right on the way to Cypress Hill. What what what.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Do you say? I think he said he has another
phone call.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
They're gone now because you you you're clogging up the line.
All right, bye? Tyler? Oh I dope? You call me
a dope? What's a dope?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Are we fighting with? Tyler? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I gotta hear. I gotta understand that language.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Him Monday is spicy.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
I'm putting that into Google now what I don't even
want to repeat it because I don't know, like d
O K E.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
What a dope? That's today's podcast?
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Name a depression or ID depression or indentation.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
It's me I can't read this morning. Yeah, that's you indentation.
Speaker 8 (17:34):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Some people you know who this?
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Uh Christen Kristen h Yeah, she's the original Glinda on
Broadway and she sang last night before the pacers get okay.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
I saw that, and now people are giving her heat.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
I don't know why why she was amazing?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yeah? I know.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
She's four eleven.
Speaker 9 (18:00):
Ozyl. What's your proly?
Speaker 1 (18:08):
So she's an actress at Saint.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Why she started off on Broadway last Lamy.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
And pride?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Sure all they need is that lady that does the
commentary to talk over Christopher.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Parl.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
I think this is beautiful, an rocket. She can hit
all the notes, escape.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Poo, food, the matter.
Speaker 9 (18:54):
Flag, stupid, Oh shame, Josma s spangled.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
She's standing on the spot right in the middle of everything. Well,
that Haliburton guy fell, so that's why everybody's mad at her.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
That'll get some glass cracks and.
Speaker 9 (19:25):
The home.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Of the and that was that was for free on
TV and then people pay way too much to go
see this.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
That guy's a zillionaire, not compare the actual roads.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Paul is calling in from Cleves.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Good morning, Paul, actually, good morning. I'm actually traveling out
Accountain right now.
Speaker 7 (20:15):
Be a podcast.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Okay, I have an idea, Uh, I've bit.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
For you guys.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
For you guys can actually get pilot from words.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
And people could actually kind.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
Of figure out what he says.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Like like by dope, by we love Tyler, by yo do.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
I had to look that up.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
I'm making sure we're not saying something wrong. Is what
you are a Christopher.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
By your dope and that's our Sarah, the Queen of
the Queen City.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Thank you, Christopher.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Well, I'm told to say that or else it's a
violation of your contract, So I don't might.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
Be dude, say it or don't mess up up? Also, ye,
do you ever know he in the shower?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Well, who's asking? And it usually costs money?
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Do you or don't you?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Of course?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Who doesn't?
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Yeah? Good for your feet? It's not good?
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Sure it fights it fights off Uh it fights off
athletes footage.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
No it doesn't. Sure it does that does on your feet?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (21:33):
The cleanliness it does?
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Says?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Who google it?
Speaker 9 (21:38):
No?
Speaker 3 (21:39):
I got too much to get still a little bit
you when you're in your pool? Do you be there too?
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (21:46):
No, I don't. But I got booted out of the
pool this weekend. I got to tell tell that story.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Oh is that coming up?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
It can?
Speaker 4 (21:54):
I saw that on your Twitter and then you would
shut the comments off?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Yes, because people are trying to be funny. They're not funny.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Everyone always likes to be funny, I know.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
But there's this article out the experts are saying not
a good idea to pee in the shower.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
A couple things on this list. They say.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
One, it can spread bacteria and germs. So while your
pea is ster home when it leaves your body, it's
different once it hits the floor of your shower. So
like your pea is mixing with your hair and soap
scum and skin cells all the other issues.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
So you don't want to add more bacteria, eh.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
They say it can become a breeding ground for bacteria,
especially since it is in a warm, damp area. The
showers are so great, showers are discussing they are, like,
mine needs to be clean. It's the one thing I
hate cleaning that in the toilet. Sign me up for
anything else. I hate doing those two things, though they
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also say it might reinforce unhealthy bladder habits. So I
guess from a medical standpoint, peeing in the shower can
condition your brain to associate running water, yes, with the
need to be So if you all of a sudden
are outside and it's raining, you're like, oh, I got
a pee? Yeah, Well any sound of running water. I mean, honestly,
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my brain it gets triggered when I hear running water.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I do need that because like when I go to
the UH in public, I have to like, here, somebody
flush a toilet or something. Like when I'm at to
urinal or whatever, I have to I stand there with
my eyes closed.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Just to hear.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Oh that's the worst.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I get this so shy. Like last time I was
at the bogarts Man and I was standing there and
there's a lot of people behind me just staring at me,
and I couldn't go. I just zipped up and left.
Oh no, I can't. I just can't do it.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Well, you guys all have to pee in front of
each other. I think it's so weird.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
I remember being at Yankee Stadium once and there was
this long line. It's like a troughed.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Oh, we had those at Fairfield High School. I guess
for the boys, they would always talk about it.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yeah, and they'll dive in it and stuff and it's
so stupid. Yeah, yeah, guys are stupid.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
That is foul. Y'all are nasty.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
I'd rather do that to try to go in it.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Also, they say, especially for the women standing while peeing,
could be a problem. It could lead to urinary infections,
meaning like you might not be releasing all of your peace,
so it could be just sitting in your bladder causing.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
A pat of infection. Don't pee in the shower.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
I'm just sending a warning, and especially in this last one. Yeah,
remember it's not just your shower, Like if you're sharing
with a spouse your kids, keep that in mind. You
don't want your wife or your kids or your husband
or whoever to be getting in the shower after you
and your pee is sitting there on the floor. You
might think it's all gone with the water, but sometimes
(24:54):
that stuff can stick.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Hold on. I'm asking for a friend, But what about
if you're using it to get rid of evidence to
super eight ew? Does that work?
Speaker 9 (25:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Talk to an expert about it.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Well, I'm Dian.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
That's all I do.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
That's all this article and it's on our website by
the way, So check out all of this stuff on
w EPN dot com.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
There's a lot to it.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
You're one stop shop for how to urinate in the shower, how.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Not to urinate? Oh yeah, why you shouldn't?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Yeah, okay, good.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Now here's the thing though, if you're out in the.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Ocean and you can get somewhere, I just say, go
for it.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
I don't know if that hurts the fish.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
It stings your eyes. But that's why they it's why
they pulled out.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Can you imagine like a little fish family swimming along
and all of a sudden they just get your urine
stream in their face.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Why do you think these sharks are showing up to
the to the uh it's so close to all the
people on the beach. It's like it's getting warm. I
always peeing in the so it starts get close to
the people to coming after them.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
I don't blame them. I don't blame them. That's their house.
Stop peeing in their heart. I can't blame.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
I'll tear you from Linda linb.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Yeah, keep it in mind in the ocean.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
If you can't get to a port, a body, or
a bathrooms salty.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Enough in here, you might lose a leg to a short.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
All right, Sarah Lice, you asked me about this. I
wasn't even sure if I was even going to talk
about because I brought it up over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Uh well, you did say that you were going to
talk about it on Monday.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
I know, I know, but then I was thinking that
maybe I won't. I don't know, but.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
I'm curious now.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I was going, you know, I like to swim, and
I was kind of keeping it under wraps of where
I was going because didn't want to get bothered. Okay,
and it really is anybody's business, But I swim and
I go and I uh uh, I like to go
to this place.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
And uh, are you going to say where you're going?
Speaker 6 (26:54):
Now?
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Okay, okay going.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I tread water in the deep end of this thing
and I go for about the forty minutes, okay, at
this place, and I've been going. I was going for
about a year, and then I had my surgeries and stuff,
so I had to chill for a while because I
couldn't go, And then I started going back. Now and
you know where I was going. And I was always
kind of goofing on this place because you know, like
(27:17):
I would go in. Remember I was saying that the
like the locker room smelled like poop.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
And then there was at one time where I was
in there, and uh, I thought it was funny. But
this kid during the summertime was in the shower area
and he pooped on the floor and he was wait
what Yeah, he was mashing like he did clean it up,
He mashed it into the drain.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
If I saw that at my gym, I would never
go back.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
But there's like a lot of little kids there and stuff.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Oh see, this is why I'm grateful for Planet Fitness.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Enough kids, I don't want to go there, and they're
all about cleanliness, so and all.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
That stuff I kind of throw aside because I don't
want to you know me, I don't want to raise
a stink. I just want to be left alone.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
If I saw someone pooping though and moving it around
like that, I would.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Raise, well, it's a little kid.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Whatever, I can't get fasting, go ahead, I.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
Just leaveuff alone. So that was last summer.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Yeah, and uh, and then so this happened to me twice.
This last time it really pissed me off. This happened
on Friday. Okay, so now up on the screen here
in the studio. No nobody else could really see this.
But see that's the pool. That's the outdoor pool.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
This is the YMCA and Blue ash where I.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Was going a nice little aerial shot.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Yeah. I love that outdoor pool. Love it. You know this, Sarah,
I always I was going every day it opens at noon. Yeah,
I was going.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
You were getting your time slot reserved.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
See this right here, This is the deep end of
the pool.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
I see it. Yeah, the deep end.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
And those are two diving boards.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Right, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
This right here is where I would stay, okay, over here, right,
and I.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Would just tread water over here. No one's ever over.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Here, right, Okay, I see it.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
A little kid was jumping off this okay, this over
here in front of where the guard is, right.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Yeah, he's allowed to jump off the diving board.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
I was here first, swimming and stuff, just him and
not Okay, I was told get out of the pool.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Oh you had to get out while that kid was
diving and not even near the I'm not.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Even near the person.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Yeah, that board.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
The second time, they go, oh, you can't be in
there when there's somebody diving or jumping off the diving board.
I go, why, I'm way far.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
I'm over here.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
I've actually never heard that rule before.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
And I said, the people that are using this lane
here are closer.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Yeah, you're not even close to that board. There's actually
a board that separates you and the other diver.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
And they go, it's just the rule. Sorry, And I'm like, is.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
This like a new rule? Did somebody it hurts?
Speaker 5 (29:49):
And then I don't know. And I'm over here and
the kid just jumped off, and so because that one.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Kid, I gotta get out. And that happened twice.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
So so will you be bad?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
No? I canceled. I went inside.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
It's nowhere for you to go.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Then that's fine. I went inside and I was like
getting dressed and stuff, and I was there for fifteen minutes.
I'm pissed. So I just went inside and started getting
dressed and I steaming, and I went to the front desk.
This is me doing this. I never do this. I
have to be pushed and I said, well, what is
going on with this? I said, hey, you know, I
come here all the time, and I'm swimming and why
do I have to? And the lady just shrugged her shoulders.
(30:25):
She goes, that's to roll because she goes, do you
want me to talk to Mike. I'm like, I don't
care about Mike.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Yeah, bring out Mike and I go.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
See what I go? How do I cancel? Can I
cancel my membership? She goes, you gotta go home and
do it online?
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Yeah, canceling out a gym is always a whole thing.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Yeah. So I just went home and canceled.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Wow, they don't even care well, And I'm just wondering
what incident struck all this up, because it's kind of crazy.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
I'll be one years old and I'm way over there.
I don't want to be bothered. I'm not bothering anybody else.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Yeah, and you weren't in this way.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
And it's some little kid that just own the whole pool.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Yeah, and it's an open public pool, so.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Do forget it? F you blue ash Ymca.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
I have never heard that before.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
It goes out of business. Stop they don't I mean,
they don't care, so I don't care.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
H So interesting rule, I know. I wonder if this
is a rule at all.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
Of the YMCAs, Like if there's another YMCA that you
could be a part of.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
No, forget it, that's it. That's one done for you.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
No, no, it's not one and done. They booted me
out twice, and that just happened to be the day
where I was like, enough, I am done with this.
And this is after I had my watch stolen from there.
I saw the kid mashing his duty into the into.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
The pipe, which that's when I would have canceled him.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
And I just kind of laughed that stuff off on
like whatever, I just need my place to swim and
and then and that's it. And then they go you
gotta get out. I'm like what, wow, yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
That's interesting, so whatever.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
My only thought then they shrugged their shoulders. Sorry, yeah, my.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Only thought is that something happen and.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
What I'm drying off. The guy goes stags for understanding.
I don't understand. Yeah, I say, you're asking you, why
do I get to get out? I'm not going to
dive in. I'm not going to swim in front of
the kid.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Was there anybody else that they said to get out?
I was the only one here, The only person.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
Did they say just to get out of that area
or the whole pool altogether. Like, did they say, just
move up a little bit out of this area.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
If I moved over to the other part, it's all
little kids over there and it's only four foot deep,
I can't what am I going to walk?
Speaker 6 (32:29):
Right?
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Went from a tread to a walk?
Speaker 9 (32:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Forget it?
Speaker 4 (32:34):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Yeah, so I am. I know they don't care.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Someone probably ruined it for everybody.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Everybody got hurt somehow.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
It just like anything else. You know, they don't like
when you storm out of the place. They don't care.
They're all part time workers whatever.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
They don't care.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
It's their summer job. They don't They don't know how
to handle grown adults yet I'm assuming. I mean when
I had summer jobs like that, I'm like, I don't know,
just somebody angry that I don't know how to deal
with that person.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
So yeah, if I went and said, hey, I just
saw a kid mash his duty into the into the
thing the pipe on the floor, they would go, well,
what do you want me to do?
Speaker 3 (33:05):
I want to get Mike, Yes, please go get Mike.
Got a lot to the mic A doowns the poop?
The stealing stuff?
Speaker 1 (33:17):
I got my watch back. That was that was the
last summer.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
It was crazy that that actually happened, that it was returned.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Yeah, I got it back.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Because they couldn't work it right.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Yeah right, it was locked.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Yeah, because of the phone.
Speaker 6 (33:31):
Oh we have the basketball playoffs and the hockey playoffs happening.
I always love whenever there's a best of seven series
because then I get to hear my favorite sports reporter question,
would you consider this a must win game? Yeah? They
always feel like you have to say yes, yeah, we.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Want to win.
Speaker 6 (33:49):
It was very important, you know, got our uniforms on anyway,
anyway you might as well try. But it's not always
the right answer. Man, it's a math question. I wish
I would answer that question, honestly. It's a best of seven,
you're down one game to nothing. Would you consider this
(34:09):
a must win game?
Speaker 9 (34:12):
No?
Speaker 6 (34:17):
No, we can lose tonight. We can lose tomorrow night too.
We don't want to. But that wasn't your question. You
asked if it was a must win game. And if
you'd ever taken a rudimentary math class, you'd already know
the magic numbers three. When you're down three, then you
must win them or you're out.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
It is a tremendous honor if we present you the
kid Chris Show on one O two seven WN. It
is so true about that.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Sports reporters are the worst, the worse.
Speaker 8 (34:53):
Sometimes the questions are lifet sometimes if they just run
into a wall to have no idea I went to ask,
but yeah, looking at the basic math Game seven, yeah,
it's a must win situation for sure.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
It's the worst. I hate that those guys get passes
to go and ask questions, and it's only because you know,
and it's gotta make you feel like, oh yeah, I
gotta pass. I get to go into the press conference,
and it's only because they ain't afraid of you. That's it.
Because they know you're a softball artist. That's the only
reason why you're going in.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Once you ask a tough question, you're you're out for
your life.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
You're out, and it's like, no, you can't come anymore,
come in anymore? Why because you ask something that people
want to hear?
Speaker 3 (35:37):
What would you ask a player in game seven?
Speaker 1 (35:41):
In game seven?
Speaker 4 (35:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Game seven?
Speaker 5 (35:43):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (35:45):
What? I like? What will your friends say to you
if you lost.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
One? Yeah? What's the group chat gonna look like?
Speaker 4 (35:52):
Right?
Speaker 3 (35:52):
Yeah, take it to a personal level. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
Oh, looking at my husband's group chat, he'll show me
some of the message. All those guys do rip into
each other, Yes, but if they ever needed any of
them to help out with anything.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
In life, Oh, that's one hundred percent truth.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
They would be there for it. That you know, you
need to google this.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
There's a big study that just came out saying that
friends who break each other's balls throughout life or whatever
are like, it's like three hundred percent, like they have
the strongest bond ever.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
It's good.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Call me on it. It's one hundred percent true on it.
My closest friends are guys I went to high school
with and all we did was break each We still
break each other's balls.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
The guys that my friend that my husband is friends
with grew up together. They all played baseball starting at
the age of like five. Yeah, and in the group chat,
they're all just making fun of each other.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
My friend Kenny fell off his roof. He's more of
a man than anybody I ever knew. He bought. He
used to buy all these houses in this neighborhood that
these white trash people would just trash and they would
get booted out of their house, and he would just
tear them to He would do his full time job
tear them did, come home and then tear them down
to the studs all night long and then rebuild these
houses and flip them. And he barely got out of
high school, like he quit school in like eighth grade.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Flipping houses is where it's at.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
And and he would, I mean, he was incredible at this.
And then not too long ago he was on his
roof of his garage and he fell off and broke
his legs or something like that.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
And of course you gotta let him hear about it.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
I'll just text him around me and be like, may
remember when you fell off your garage.
Speaker 5 (37:24):
I still do that well.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
And him and his brother Tony, they do this thing
called the Bible Game. Still. They'll go to the dollar
store and they'll buy up every religious artifact, like these
tiny bibles. They'll spend hundreds of dollars and they'll buy
all these little bibles and all these little statues and
stuff and big signs.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
I've never heard of this before.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Me either, but it's hilarious. And then they'll just in
the middle of the night show up at their house like,
oh no, Tony bought all these God Bless you signs
and all this. It was like a hundred of them,
and he put him in Kenny's front yard and so
when he went out to work in the morning, there
was one hundred God Bless you signs.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
I love that.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
It's actually not a bad idea. I thought you were
going to say that they were like going door to
door with a do it to each.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Other, and then they do this thing where they'll hide
like religious statues in each other's house. And the only
reason why, you know, is like after you visit the
family or whatever, you when you leave, you go, you go, hey, man,
I'll see you later, and then you go amen, Amen.
And then when you then you go, oh damn it,
and then it's on you. Then you gotta find it
and then hide it on the other person.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Yeah, I think those I'm like, why can't I play
with you guys? Like that's all I us.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
The Bible game is.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
It's called Kenny Got got Tony. On his wedding day,
they had this reception in the park and there was
this long drive up up to the up to the park,
and Kenny showed up early in the morning and put
all these the Lord is with you signs and stuff
all the way up the dry.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
Good, have a blessed day, gather in discilema.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
It's all these relaious sons.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Going all the way up.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
I like that one.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Yeah, So that's what they do to each other. That's
what friends do, right, and.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Brothers real friends. Yeah, they'll buss you like that.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
It's a kid Chris show, eb and
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