11/13/2025 - Imma Ninja!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Kid Chris Show, and on the phone from Channel nine
John Mattareese, is.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
This kid Chris and Fair? Yeah, dude, what is that?

Speaker 3 (00:09):
We're gonta close to the holidays and right now the
big thing are.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
These turkey wars that are.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Going on, and it's it's amazing. There's so many deals
on frozen turkeys. I'm gonna get like a dozen of
them and set up a bowling alley in my backyard.

Speaker 5 (00:25):
That's a pretty good idea.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Last week I was talking about Walmart. They came out
with the first deal, seventy nine cent frozen butterball turkeys.
You know, butter bowl butterball is a good one.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
They came out with seventy nine cents a pound. That
me it's a big Turkey's like fifteen bucks, Baldy. They're
matching Walmart with a seventy nine cent butterball. And then
Meyer just stepped in this week. I don't know if
you've heard or see any ads, but they're doing Meyer
brand frozen turkeys forty nine cents a pound, or if
you're a Meyer Perks member, thirty nine cents a pound.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
Wow, my gosh, that's incredible. That is a really good deal.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
How about the President Trump's new stimmy checks. Gim me checks?
That's fact, that's a bad word. They are tariff rebate checks.
Here about that one.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Is it real.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Opposing two thousand dollars per family tariff rebate checks?

Speaker 5 (01:21):
Who's all getting this?

Speaker 4 (01:22):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Well that's the question.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Who's getting it?

Speaker 3 (01:24):
And is it going to happen? Because already there's a
lot of people in Congress saying, no, baby, no, we
don't know if we can afford that. Because they're saying
it's gonna to hand out two thousand dollars to every
family or every working adult could cost over three hundred
billion dollars, which wipes out all the money being brought
in by the tariffs. They just it would just go

(01:45):
right out again. And there's some question as to you know,
wait a minute, somebody else in Congress and the Senate
is actually looking at a bill that would give people
six hundred dollars checks. I'm like, I take six hundred dollars.
That's but the President came out and said let's give
two thousand. And here's the thing. People are all are
all poop pooing it and said, Tess, never going to happen.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, if you can't.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
If you haven't noticed, if President Trump wants something, it
often happens.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Here's the one catch is that income level catch. Because
with the Biden stimulus checks, if we ever back a
few years ago, there was a cutoff of like seventy
five thousand dollars per person in income and anything. If
you made over seventy five thousand dollars, it tapered off
so fast that people.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Said, where's my check.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
I'm like, well, people were emailing me, why don't I
get a check because you're making eighty thousand a year?
Shut up and you know, go back to work.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah, yeah, you know, so that would be.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
I'm wondering about.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
I mean, yeah, you got to cut it off somewhere.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
It's a lot of this, a lot of that'suff. I
just look at it as I believe it when I
see it, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah, I think most people are feeling that way about
It would be great if it happens. I would love
to see a check for two grand I would love
to see a rebate check for six hundred dollars because
that would help with Christmas. But again, I wouldn't plan
your shopping around it. Yeah, don't say wow, honey, we're
going to get two grand extra. Let's let's spend a
lot of money because you know it might happen, it

(03:14):
might not happen.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, all right, John mat Reise money on Facebook and
of course on Channel nine. John mata Reise, we'll talk
to you again next week, my man.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
All right, great Tony guys.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, coming up in eight twenty five, Sarah Elise. I'm
very excited about this because, uh, the dream is coming true.
A family has reached out and I'm going to be
in their card good Christmas cards.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
Are you being serious?

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yes, we heard from We heard from that family earlier
this week and both both the husband and the wife
have committed and I will be in their card. We're
going to get the one with.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
The eight kids.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
We'll find out a twenty five.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
Okay, I'll be here for that.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
I know you. I know you're at work.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
I want to be here. You can count on me.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Sarah Leafs, what do we got y'o?

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Also going on in Michigan, though, we've got drama at
a kid's foot locker. Totally forgot about foot lockers.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
No, I used to go there for my for my sneaks.
Every year in high school, I was always going there,
got the.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
Little Chuck Taylor's there.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
I used to get aida slides.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah, I used to get my uh uh, what are
they called sambas? Oh yeah, he had a soccer soccer.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
They's got a good selection there. Yeah, I got to.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Get more of those. I missed those shoes. Thank you
for bringing that up.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
I got to well, there's this woman, she's forty years old,
and I guess the other day she was at the
register to pay, has her kids with her two little kids,
and dun, dun dum, her card gets declined.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Oh and it's her fault.

Speaker 5 (04:51):
We've all been there before, and that is the worst feeling,
so embarrassing. So someone in the store called her up.
You've never had your card decline.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
The only time I've had my card declined.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
It's happened to me a few times. It sucks.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Was when I was a lot younger. I was in
my twenties and I was Christmas shopping and it was
only because I spent I used the card too much
in the mall that day.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
Oh, you went over your limits.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
No, they just alerted it and they shut it down
because there was too much spending going on in one
day and it was odd.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
Yeah. They were like, this doesn't seem like you, so
you're cheap.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
So while yeah, exactly. So while I was at the register,
I called the place and they said, oh, okay, it
is you, and I unlocked and everything was fine, but
still it was kind of like shocking. My face got
all red.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
See that's happened to me with my debit card. I
put a limit on it, like no more than blank amounts.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Yeah, I went over one day and they shut it
off real fast. Yeah, it's crazy. But somebody in the
store after this lady's card got declined called her a
broke b You broke b except it was the full
word excuse me, I didn't say. The woman flipped out

(06:03):
as anyone would. This went from a yelling match.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
To a pitch in front of my kid.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
Bitch, you're really painting the pigs are here, which I appreciate.
This went from a yelling match, then allegedly this lady
takes a kitchen knife.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
I got me a kitchen knife right here.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
My part exactly from her purse stabs the person that
she thinks called her the broke b.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
I'm scabbing you because I think you called.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
Me got her in the thigh and the neck in
the thigh because I think you said the work than
ye here, so messed up.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
I'm messed up.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
This chick she's the one that's I think. I think
that's right. Well, this chick that got stabbed, her name
is Sunia Jenkins. She was like, look, check the cams.
Whatever you gotta do. I am not the one that
made that comment. Not sure who did. How to go

(07:18):
to the hospital over this?

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Who go and.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
Clean this up?

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (07:24):
Imagine like the eighteen year old working at footlocker like,
can I can I go home?

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Snap, tim?

Speaker 5 (07:35):
What am I supposed to do? We got chicks stab
in each other over a declined card. So the nineteen
year old was like, you know what, I don't want
to press charges though I saw the woman with her
kids and she's like, and I don't want the mom
to be without these young children. So she feels like
she's in a weird predicament now, So what would you do?

(07:56):
Would you want? Would you want to press charges? Because
you're like lying there in the hospit but with a
messed up neck and thigh and you're bleeding.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
I don't want to press charges.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
I just want someone to press against the wound to
stop the bleeding.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
But the bleeding. But then you're thinking of the mom
with the declined card and she's got the little kids
with her, and you're like, gosh, if if she gets
arrested and taken in, then how long are these kids
going to be without mom? Well it's a bad situation
all around, and said the B word.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Well it's a bad lesson because if you don't press charges,
then those kids are going to learn that there's nothing.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
Is you don't get away with that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
We're for stabbing somebody with the kitchen knife.

Speaker 5 (08:39):
With a kitchen knife, and what are you doing with
the kitchen knife in your purse like bag?

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Because my claw is always being declined and somebody's always
mapping off and they got to pay.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
I guess you have to be always ready, that's all.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
I'm a ninja.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
Ninja. Can you imagine little kids like, oh my gosh,
mom's flipped out.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Oh here we go again.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
I can't believe this video hasn't done viral on TikTok
or something, but I saw making the headlines this morning.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
It's gonna. I'm part of the wo Tank client.

Speaker 5 (09:12):
I'm sick. I'm like, I want to see this video
me too.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
I'm curious, Rosy And you know it dropped over to
the second she was waiting for someone to say something.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
Oh snap, so fast, not even five seconds and that
knife was in that chick's thigh so fast.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah, it was like, oh, I'm sorry, ma'am, your car
was declined.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
You cheap.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
Quick with it wick Yep.

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Speaker 7 (10:00):
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Speaker 1 (10:03):
What night?

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Not a nice?

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(11:06):
basketball East Tennessee State knocks off NKU seventy five sixty three.
North go to one and two on the year. Soccer,
Major League Soccer owners soccer are going to expect to
vote in favor of switching to a fall to spring calendar. Today,
thes how come every time I hear you say soccer,
I don't know you yelling at the TV soccer soccer?

Speaker 2 (11:28):
She went to you know what soccer?

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (11:32):
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I a better that.

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Let's see two weeks off. Well, but I mean, but
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and Montreal and all that stuff. Uh, it's snowing up there,
so you can't play soccer. That's why they're moving this soccer.

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They don't have an indoor facility that they can go.

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To their Yeah, there you get that done.

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Let's see baseball.

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Does he is he related to Steve Raleigh?

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Does he?

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He does it?

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People?

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He catches, he catches during the games.

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Okay it's always that team.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, well always thank you segment. Okay, what station's giving
it to them?

Speaker 7 (13:35):
I don't know, do we?

Speaker 1 (13:36):
One O two seven?

Speaker 7 (13:37):
We are sure are one O two seven WBN.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Major props to Cincinnati because it's finally happened. All through
my career, I've been trying to get somebody, Well it
hasn't happened, but it's closer than ever. I've been trying
to get this where every holiday where I join a
random family in their holiday pictures.

Speaker 5 (13:56):
How many years have you been trying to get this done,
he says.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
I've been in radio. I always thought to be funny
just to be randomly in somebody's pictures.

Speaker 5 (14:06):
Is this a you problem or.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Well, I guess I don't know, but I can see
where famies would be like, I don't want to do
this is the holidays, you know. It's always a guy
would call in and be like, yeah, I'll do it,
and then I never hear from him because it.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
Takes a very special family.

Speaker 7 (14:20):
H Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
And the other day a wife called it and said
I want to do it, but I got to run
it by my husband, and that's a.

Speaker 5 (14:27):
First look at she's putting this stereotyping to the side.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yeah, and then wrong.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yesterday I got an email from the husband saying my
wife called and I said, hell.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
Yeah, I am so excited at eight.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
At eight twenty five, we'll get more details.

Speaker 5 (14:44):
Wait, can I be a part of this? Like not
in the photo, but I want to take the pics.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Well we'll find out. Okay, all right, So I'm excited
about this.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
This is very fun.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
Definitely not miss out on this. I'll be here.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
This is very, very funny.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
So at eight twenty five we'll find out more about that,
and then also later on listen, if you're a well,
actually it doesn't even matter. You're you've lost out on
a ton of cash. I know, but I am so
pissed off at myself and you will be too soon
here in a second. But first, let me take this
this guy's been holding for a while. What's up, brother?

Speaker 5 (15:14):
Good morning?

Speaker 4 (15:15):
Hey, Hey, good morning, Sarah. I have a question for you. Yeah,
did Chris ever tell you about the story of the
time that he pleasured himself to his own parents making
sweet sweet love?

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Christopher, That's a story for another time.

Speaker 5 (15:30):
Tell me this is not true.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
It is a true story, but we're in a mill
of something else, sir, later, Dick, fase.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
You're not right later, I don't. I don't want to
hear that story anyway, So we got to move on.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yeah, because I tea something else. So listen.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
There was a time where when I was at home
and uh, you know, I was a little heavier. I
was almost three hundred pounds, and I sort of know
saying my daughter Grace was wearing my Anthrax T shirts.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
Right, I think that's really in right now. The girls
in middle school and high school wearing the oversized T shirts.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Yeah, And I was like, what, you know, because I
couldn't wear them at the time. I was like, what
is she doing? And she goes, oh, I like the shirts,
like okay, whatever I care. Yeah, and so it was
cool whatever, you know.

Speaker 5 (16:23):
And then.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
And now I'm back to wearing them because I lost
all the weight and stuff. So I started noticing at
school and you probably see him if if you're like
at Starbucks.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Not at Starbucks, these girls walk in and.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
They're wearing Nirvana T shirts and all that, and I'm like, what,
they don't know what Nirvana is, but they're these old
school shirts. Now there's these websites that are allowing you
to rent these vintage T shirts. What and not only
just the T shirts now old school polo shirts that

(16:54):
I used to wear in high school. All these old
school things that like.

Speaker 5 (16:58):
The eighties and nineties are coming.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Then I just tossed away.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
So you could have donated it to this website and
paid from it.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
No no, no, not donated. I could have had this website.
I mean it's basically my closet.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
I get what you're saying you could have started an
online store.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Newly doc and I'm talking about like not too long
ago newly dot com and you U l y. All right,
I'm looking at it right now.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
If you go to.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
It, it's all I'm on my way there now.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
It's even has like girl clothes in there and stuff
too that you could rent.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
They have all kinds of stuff here, But how long
do you get the clothes for? I think you just
kind of like a rent the runway thing, but with
more options.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yeah, there's all kinds of options on there, but like
they're part of the uh, you know, you gotta dig deep.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
There's different sector sections and stuff.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
There's another one.

Speaker 5 (17:51):
Called oh it says you have to join, so it's
like a subscription.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
But thrift vintage fashion too, but not you have to buy.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
But these are like that one. They're the thrift fit
dig or whatever that one there.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
I think they just went and they went to like
all the good wills and stuff and bought up all
the old you know.

Speaker 5 (18:10):
It's amazing how creative people get. And then you get
mad because you're.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Like, why didn't I Why couldn't this.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
Have been me? When am I going to come up
with something.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
See, that's what I need to make. It is my
old website called why didn't I think of that? Dot com?
And it's just me screaming about these ideas.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
I don't know how you'll make money with that, but
I'm sure you will find a way.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
No, Yeah, maybe that's it.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Maybe it's just me people just watching a guy in
his fifties screaming about why not me?

Speaker 5 (18:45):
Yeah? This thrift vintage fashion plays that.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
One's easier to navigate.

Speaker 5 (18:50):
Yeah, this is a pretty cool sign. It looks like
they have a giant warehouse.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Of other people's stuff.

Speaker 5 (18:55):
It's all just everyone's crap.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Stuff.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Whe everybody's why are you wearing that? It's like out, dude,
get rid of it.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
Do they have old WBN shirts on here? They probably
have more eb M shirts than I do.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah, they probably have all the stuff that should have
been ours for promote.

Speaker 5 (19:14):
Dude, this is incredible. Listen to one of the categories. Yeah, sorry,
there's pop ups everywhere. Yeah, one of the categories wholesale
Cosby sweaters.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 5 (19:26):
And it looks like all of the sweaters Cosby would
wear on the Cosby Show. Ye dude, one of these sweaters,
guess so much three hundred bucks, not quite that high,
one hundred and thirty.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
And they're making money in that website. Absolutely, I know
about websites. That's a slick website.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
It's a pretty good website. They've got a lot of
reviews on here. It's an easy navigation, and they've got
a big black Friday. So look at why are we promoting.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
This page again?

Speaker 5 (19:55):
We're not getting to kick back?

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Yeah, just just go to why didn't I think it?

Speaker 1 (19:58):
That? That comm You'll see me screaming in my face
red and sweaty.

Speaker 5 (20:02):
Gets so mad, dude, collar.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
On the air.

Speaker 8 (20:06):
Do you know what got me mad and sweaty is
when they came out with the snuggie.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
I was like, why didn't I take a robe and
turn it around and make millions?

Speaker 5 (20:14):
It's so easy, girl, I get it. Dude, You've got
one of those blankets across your body, and you're like,
I could use some armholes.

Speaker 8 (20:23):
Some armholes exactly.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Hey, listen, millions.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Just the other day, remember we were we were goofing
on bananas and we were talking about how, uh, like,
how I can't get these stupid bananas I buy?

Speaker 5 (20:35):
Yeah, I told you should get a banana hanger. I
found one at Walmart for ten bucks for you.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Right, And what did I do, Sarah?

Speaker 5 (20:42):
You don't have to hang from the counter. No, no,
He grabbed a hanger from his closet.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Yeah, and I hung it up. Okay, But what did
I do? I saved ten.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
Such a single dude thing, yeah, like in his little
man apartments.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Well, what did I do? I saved ten bucks. Okay,
it's working those okay. And then what did I say
on the air? I said, why can't we just come
up with a thing where like we dip the ends
of those into the wax stuff that they use at
the end of.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
The liquor bottle the liquor bottles.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
And then Janis from Philadelphia sent me a video of
uh this company, and I said, I should do that
and go on to.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
What's that show?

Speaker 5 (21:25):
Shark than you? Girl?

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Somebody went on Shark Tank and made hats for bananas
for that, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
Oh and it's a little monkey that's so creative, so creative,
go ahead.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Why didn't I think it?

Speaker 3 (21:39):
At his forehead?

Speaker 8 (21:42):
I did my job, have a good day?

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Why did I think it? Act dot com?

Speaker 5 (21:47):
She said, your vein is popping. I can't confirm it.
It's popped. Yep, she did her job, Chris. But yeah,
it should just be a list. Why didn't I think
of that dot com? All of the dumb things that
have been created, Like she said, the snuggie, it's so simple,
banana covers, God knows what else?

Speaker 2 (22:08):
How about the pet rock?

Speaker 5 (22:09):
Oh my god, now you're showing your hand.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
What still?

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Somebody came up with the pet rock.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
That made millions and they haven't worked since. Yeah, or
the toothpick, so see stupid? Yeah, the toothpick.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Yeah, I gotta.

Speaker 5 (22:26):
Have my dude singing to me. Yeah, yeah, we have
a new fear unlocked, at least for me and probably
for most people. You a new bug? Oh no, there's
this team of scientists making the headlines. I guess they
discovered a new bee.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
It's not the hornet, that murder hornet.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
It's different. They say they've never seen anything like this.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Perfect.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
They say, the female version has horns.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Do you have to wear a mask?

Speaker 5 (23:00):
You might. You're gonna have to wear a mask, gloves,
say six feet aparts, put a tent around you the
whole thing. Don't sit inside a restaurant either.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
But I can take it off when I'm around an ant.

Speaker 5 (23:12):
Yes, but the bee you gotta leave it on.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (23:16):
They say. The female horns measure point nine millimeters tall
and they point upwards like a devil. Okay, so guess
what they're calling this thing?

Speaker 1 (23:28):
A woman?

Speaker 5 (23:33):
That is her love life. Man. They're calling this new
bee lucifer. Shut up the luciferusy, we can call her
loose lucy. If this thing gets a hold of you, though,
you ain't gonna be calling her.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Lucy, it'll meet you in court.

Speaker 5 (23:52):
I'm gonna show you a photo of this thing. It's
on the New York Post this morning.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yike.

Speaker 5 (23:57):
It's big.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah, well that's a sure yes.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
Size. It's not exactly what it will look like on
the www dot.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
It's big and black, Sarah.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
They say that. They say the male bees don't have
the horns like the ladies.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Is that bigger and blacker?

Speaker 5 (24:22):
And scientists are saying that the new species doesn't match
a single known be in existing bees. This is a
brand new thing and it better not make its way
to America right now.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Salci create it.

Speaker 5 (24:37):
And the acton did get it right?

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Will will it fight the murder hornets, though maybe it's
kind of like Godzilla versus.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
You know, I don't want either of these things. So
they're saying that they're still trying to figure out the
function of the horns though.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Somebody introduced it from another country.

Speaker 5 (24:52):
How do you do like the trial and error of
b horns? What do you mean when you're trying to
figure out, like what the function is? If are these scientists,
how are you testing it out?

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Well, they probably know of this thing from another country.
It's probably from another country.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
Like we've never seen it before here in Australia. Australia's
in Australia has made its way to America.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yet, oh, someone will bring it here because someone will
go someone reading travel Yeah, someone reading that will go, oh,
I want one of those. Bring here. It's coming. It'll
be here by summer.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
So christ.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
I'm gonna make I'm gonna get one, say here, I'm
gonna throw it at you. I'm gonna walk to the
studio thrown at you.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
We're all gonna have to work from open. So I
guess they're trying to figure out if the horns are
deadly I'm sure they are, or if they're for collecting
materials too resource competition. But I don't know. I mean,
how do you figure out if it's Dudley put somebody
put a buddy in there with it that you don't like? Okay, Fred,

(25:51):
why don't you go figure out how deadly this.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Thing is to work for ice?

Speaker 5 (26:01):
It's making the headlines though, And this thing ain't cute. Yeah,
those horns are coming up straight out of the head ye,
big wings.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Cute right, Like if it was a cute bee, and
it'd be like, oh look at that that it just
gets you.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
Will you think of the B movie with Jerry Seinfeld,
like that thing is pretty cute.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Stop.

Speaker 5 (26:21):
Yeah, cartoon bes are super cute.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
It should be more like Gremlins where you're like, oh.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
This thing mog why Yeah? The bee it's very much
a gremlin with wings and it's the hornets and like
the little legs and it's got like sticky things coming
out of the legs.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
It's just I I got sucked into one of those
rabbit holes online with the with the murder hornets and
how they find the nest and uh they'll uh, they'll
capture the murder hornet and then they'll take a little
string and they'll tie a flag to it, and then
they'll follow it with a drone until two weeks.

Speaker 5 (26:58):
They're putting a flag on the hornet.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Yes, and they'll follow it with a drone to its hive,
and then they'll go to the hive and destroy the hive.

Speaker 5 (27:06):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Yeah. And then when they find absolutely crazy, they'll find
the murder hornet hive and it's gigantic.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
And they just blow it up.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Yes, you are to do, yes, but look.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
At the legs they zoomed in on it.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
That's nothing. Look at the murder hornet hives.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
These people and these gigantic outfits go in these murder
hornet hives and they destroy them.

Speaker 5 (27:26):
You'd have to. You look like an astronaut going up
to that thing.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
And those murder hornets are as big as children.

Speaker 5 (27:33):
Hold on, I'm looking them up because I kind of
forget what they look like.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Those hives are huge, yeah, and the murder hornets are
as big as your hand. Yeah, and they will attack
hives and take them out.

Speaker 5 (27:43):
Yeah. It looks like murder hornets are measuring about three
inches long. That is a long hornet.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Yeah, that's as big as you know.

Speaker 5 (27:51):
Look just what three inches is like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
It's an irishman's manhood.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (27:58):
This dude in his hand has at her hornet and
a regular bee.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Yeah, to show you three bees at least.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
So, uh watch those videos. It's crazy. Watch these people
pull these murder hornet Uh, they're in the ground.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Imagine your kids walking through the through the.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:17):
Yeah, there's just like yeah in one of the outfits,
the bee hive out.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Imagine your kids walking through the forest, you know, the
heavily wooded area, and and stumbling across one of these hives.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
They're dead.

Speaker 5 (28:31):
Oh that's it. Yeah, you can't serve.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Another reason to stay in the house.

Speaker 5 (28:34):
This guy, he's got the whole fit on with the
helmet and the gloves, and he's holding this high yes,
and it's about half the size of his body. Nope, no, no,
thank you.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
It's a kid.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Imagine that. That's the way like squitch shooting each other downtown.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Just get yourself a murder hornet hive and just throw
it at people restaurant.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
The kid Christo running Yeah, hello, yeah, I was just uh,
I was journey a lot and clear over here. Oh
what can I do for you today?

Speaker 1 (29:11):
What do you make of it?

Speaker 4 (29:14):
It's one of those days. What can I tell you?
Hire running here? Are hi running here?

Speaker 5 (29:25):
These people?

Speaker 1 (29:27):
What do you think? Man? These people are right?

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Because you know bod me these people? What about them?

Speaker 3 (29:37):
You know?

Speaker 4 (29:38):
If then I make it? Are they making a point?

Speaker 1 (29:41):
I mean, I don't know. What do you think?

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Well, they haven't said anything. What's that? You know? I
don't know what? Uh uh? What's happening, Jeffy?

Speaker 1 (29:56):
You know, I wanted to see what you wanted to
do here.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
It's this happens before I know this way.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
I know that.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Are you okay?

Speaker 1 (30:06):
John?

Speaker 4 (30:06):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Bernie Well yes, Sacred Sacred Heart Catholic Church off Second Avenue.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Yes, I wanted im good. I wanted to tell you
about events we got coming up.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
Okay are you ready? Yes?

Speaker 5 (30:21):
Yeah, Sacred Heart Catholic Church.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
Yes, I know where it is. I went to the church,
second Avenue, all the street. Yes, right? What about yeah, John, Yes.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
We're having a special event. I'd like to invite everybody.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah, it's a it's a Sacred Heart Catholic Church.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
What's the event.

Speaker 5 (30:43):
It's a Sacred Sacred Heart.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
The Kid Chris Show on one seven W E.

Speaker 8 (30:49):
B and.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
The Kid Chris Show, and uh, today is uh Jimmy
Kimmel's birthday.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
I don't like these these late night shows.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
And I've been ripping on all these guys because of
their late night shows and stuff.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
I get it. You've got to feed your family. So
they give you I've been through it. Yeah, they give you.
I'm doing it now. They give you the playbook and
they go, look, we're paying you. This is what I
want you to do for your show. And you go, Okay,
that's it.

Speaker 5 (31:15):
What else is he gonna do? Where else is he
gonna go?

Speaker 1 (31:17):
So good for him, Good for Jimmy Kimmel foul and
all these guys are getting and a ton.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
Of money to have people write things for him that
he says.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Because look, I get paid to do this.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
I for years been going on radio stations and doing
the show that I want.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
To do and I end up not being there that long.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
They hire you to be the person that you are,
and then they say, now, actually, can you not just
play more metallicy?

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Yeah, here's a handbook of what we want you to do.
We'll pay you for a long time. Done. Uh tell
you is the Whoopy Goldbird's birthday next?

Speaker 5 (31:50):
You not a whoopee fan. What's she doing now? Is
she still doing that View show?

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Yeah, that's what I mean.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
I don't want.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
I don't want that. I want I want never seen.

Speaker 5 (31:58):
Yeah, I've never seen one episode of the View. I
have no idea who's even on there anymore.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
The view is too uh letical, I don't I.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Just want to get away from all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
That's probably why I stop watching all the late night shows.
It's like Letterman didn't get into all that stuff, and
now everybody is.

Speaker 5 (32:12):
It's the politics take over a.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Fame ruins it.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
It's like infecting something with the with with the disease.

Speaker 5 (32:17):
With COVID nineteen.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Yeah, which by the way was staged by the government anyways.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
In two thousand and four, this is sad odb Old
dirty batterard from the Wu Tang clan collapsed and died
just two days before his thirty six birthday. I love
Wu Tang. That sun Wu Tang clan ain't nothing half
with I can tell you that. I bet you're waking
the ghosts ghost only wait, I'll begin.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
The Kid Chris show.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Sarah Elsa's happening. My dream is coming true. After years
and years of me. I mean, just just me trying
to be silly.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
Are you finally getting some No.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
That's not going to happen. But I'm excited because I
I to this forever. I thought it'd be funny to
join somebody in their family in their Christmas car. Just randomly,
I thought it'd be funny. And for years I'd get
like a guy who would call it and go, yeah,
I'm doing man, I'll be guys. My wife and I
and I would never hear from because I figured the

(33:16):
wives would be like, no, this is a serious thing.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
We've heard the phone calls.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
And then one day we get a call from a
wife and she goes, oh, I would love to do
it to be fun.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Let me ask her husband.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
And then last night I got an email from the
husband saying, hell, yes, my wife called let's do it.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
Rolls reverse too, hear and from the wife first.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
And Sherry now is back on the phone. Sherry, I
heard from your husband last night. It looks like we
got a green light.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
We do.

Speaker 8 (33:45):
We have a green light to go, and I just
need to know what size ones are you wear?

Speaker 5 (33:50):
So the theme is onesies.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Well, listen, I guess get a double XL just to
be safe.

Speaker 8 (34:00):
We're still up in the air. I'm thinking the reindeer, onesies,
ugly slaters.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
I don't know the detail whatever.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
Whatever it is, I know that he'll be in one
hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
One hundred and ten percent. I am in whatever you
guys want me to do in this picture. It's all good.

Speaker 5 (34:14):
Although I am rooting for the onesie.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Yeah whatever, Oh my, Okay.

Speaker 8 (34:19):
So I think that's what we're going to do. Okay,
I'm pretty sure. Yeah, we're down with the onesies.

Speaker 5 (34:24):
And how many kids do you have?

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Eight? They have eight children.

Speaker 5 (34:28):
This is perfect.

Speaker 8 (34:29):
Yep, there'll be eleven of us in the photo. Unlessary,
at least you want to join in as well.

Speaker 5 (34:34):
I am volunteering, well you know what, I'm volunteering to
take the photos. Unless you already have a photographer.

Speaker 8 (34:44):
No, we don't, So if you want to do that, yeah,
or we'll hire somebody. Whichever one.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
It's gonna have to be like a three sixty picture.
It's a big ass picture you don't have. Yeah, you know,
I'll wear whatever you want, even if it's yeah, a
onesie's fine, can have the ones the after. I don't
know what you're gonna do with it.

Speaker 8 (35:01):
After Yeah, I mean I don't really want I don't know,
I don't want the leftover of.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
That because I'll, I swear to God, I'll sleep in
that thing.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
Where do you plan on having the pictures taken?

Speaker 6 (35:13):
Like?

Speaker 5 (35:13):
Are you wanting this to be outside? Are you wanting
to meet your at your house at a studio?

Speaker 8 (35:19):
Well, I think it's gonna have to be outside. Or
if you wanted to do Santa photos at the mall,
which I think that's gonna be a little dicey.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Yeah, and it'll be expensive too, and plus how are
we going to fit all price at the mall? And
how are we going to fit all around that Santa
That's a small set, you know what I mean?

Speaker 8 (35:38):
To do it around a big tree? Yeah, we need
to have will have breeze over here.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Yeah, we can do whatever you want. God, I'm so
excited for this. I'm just happy it's happening, and I
can't believe it's happening.

Speaker 8 (35:49):
Right, what's your what's your December look like?

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Whatever?

Speaker 2 (35:54):
You guys are priority, you just let me know.

Speaker 5 (35:57):
Yeah, send over some dates and figure it out. I
got the area of town are you in, By the way.

Speaker 8 (36:03):
We're in northern Kentucky.

Speaker 5 (36:04):
Fine, ah, perfect, so am I yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:07):
And I know where I know, I know where that is.
I'll have somebody to show me how to get there.
I guess.

Speaker 5 (36:12):
Just go south till you hit it.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Yeah, till I hit that awful traffic actly.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
Yep, No, not that bad.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
I'll find my way.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
I will be there. This is gonna Listen. I've been
begging for this, and it's going to happen. This has
been years in the making. You're making history. It's over
after this.

Speaker 8 (36:28):
This is happening. It's happening, very good.

Speaker 5 (36:31):
And then will you send out the cards to all
of your friends and family or is this something that
you're just going to put up on social media.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
No, it's got to happen.

Speaker 8 (36:39):
No, they're getting cards. They're going to get cards. We're
gonna we're getting addresses as we speak. Yes, nobody knows.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Good. Oh perfect good.

Speaker 5 (36:47):
How many cards do you typically send out? Are you
like a fifty plus person or under fifty Oh, we're
going to.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
Do fifty plus good.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
Oh man, this is going to everybody who's who's.

Speaker 8 (36:59):
Oh yeah, I work, hip, work, friends, Oh, no, one everywhere.

Speaker 5 (37:06):
And then I wonder, like, how you captain kid did
you adopt that guy?

Speaker 8 (37:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (37:12):
Yeah, is he special needs?

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (37:17):
Like, how are you going to captain the card? Like,
happy holidays from my family to yours? I mean, what
does that look like? What does that look like?

Speaker 2 (37:27):
That's all you did, really need to say?

Speaker 5 (37:29):
Just keep it simple.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Yeah, well listen, Yeah, well you know the number that
I texted you guys from and all that stuff. Just
keep in touch on that. I'm on there all the time. Okay,
and uh yeah, just let me know, let me know
dates and all that stuff.

Speaker 8 (37:43):
Okay, all right, sounds good. I'll start the order.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Yes, I'm so excited. Thank you Sherry and your husband.
That's very awesome.

Speaker 5 (37:51):
Yeah, we'll see you soon.

Speaker 8 (37:52):
All right, you're welcome, take care, thank you.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Oh my god, the world it's starting to turn around
for me.

Speaker 5 (37:59):
I'm fun toographer, but I am honored to capture this moment.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
It's a historic moment for me. This is really No,
you don't understand how big this is for me. I've
been wanting this for many, many years in my career.
It's ebn