July 11, 2023 • 24 mins
What do AI wedding officiants and libraries have in common? Join Hoody and Erick as we talk about both in this week's episode and hash out our beef on what is the true Chesapeake Bay Bridge and what isn't! Plus even more Missed Connections from the DMV and where is Club 9 in DC? All that and more in this week's Let's Get Weird!
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Another slappie day in the books becausewe got a free slimpie m you.
Hopefully you're ready. It's down toget weird. It's about to get weird.
You're prepared for him to get weirdsare gonna get weird. It's getting
weird. I'm gonna get real weird. That's get weird. Let's get where?
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Where? Get where? Are youready to get weird with Hoodie and
eric I'm ready to listener because you'relistening to the hundred and forty episode Let's
get weird after a little summer minibreak, you know. Yeah, it
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took yeah, because you know forthe July fell on Tuesday, which was
you know, super weird. Youhave your child who's doing in school and
I just got me doing me andyou get taddy because you always got to
take care of Teddy. I'm gonnasay I'm proud of that man. Ten
hours he on Answer and more.If you're listening, No, he didn't
go ten hours yesterday. That's traffic. Yeah, but we got a jam
pas show for you to say.My name is a hoodie. Uh huh,
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I'm Erica. Every day, everyday, every week we come to
give you the weird stories. Fromour lives, the world, the globe,
the internet, the skies, thegrounds, the seas, the lavas,
your uranus and uranus, and justtalk about things in life, including
how Eric thinks renting a VIP tourat Disney is cheap. It can't be.
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I'm not saying it's cheap, butyou said two thousand dollars per person.
I'm like, it's probably cost thewhole thing two thousand dollars, but
you know whatever. But Hoodie,because he's a Disney on TikTok and I
was like, oh, thus itmust be true. Everything on TikTok's true.
It might not really. No,No, there's probably some truth to
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it or some form of variation ofit. But I just think that,
like, if they're promoting it,it can't be. I mean, it's
got to be in a price pointwhere, yes, not everyone can do
it or not everyone knows how todo this, but it can get done.
Went to Disney's website, the factFund fact check this, lady,
what are you looking at over there? Um? But apparently if you wanted
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to do a VIP tour for Disney, you would need up to ten guests.
And I don't know if this priceis per guests or this per group,
because mind you, they want youto call for reservations, so I'm
not gonna go too far in thatwe should call. Hey, we're doing
to podcast right now, right,you do that? Um, But it
says ranging from four hundred and fiftydollars to nine hundred dollars per hour of
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your group to do the VIP tour. Okay, so they're doing an hourly
rate, right, Yes, Ithink you have to do a minimum of
three or four hours. I thinkfor sure. So it's about that's three
thousand dollars for you to do that. I'm I mean, I'm that's not
that bad. I think this alsomeans does not include your park tickets.
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You also have to buy the parkticket before you can do the VIP tour.
I don't think so, hoodie,I think you're gonna I know it
comes with no no, I know, so yeah, no, what you
gotta buy? No, here yougo. Valid park admission is required for
each park visit on tours, notincluding the price of the tour. That's
an extra hundred bucks for every person. Get you everywhere makes sense because it's
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I mean, I've known you cando the the not the aqueducts whatever,
it's called the faciladors whatever. Youknow, we should call the expert really
her parents and tell us the faciladorsand all that good stuff of like utiladors,
that's what it's called. It's theunderground of Disney World, like all
the characters go. It's that way. They pop up in random areas and
then they get rid of the trashand everything. Oh, watched one.
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I think it's the the imagineer story. You learn about this stuff on Disney.
Plus, I'm not gonna yeah,it's it's actually a good watch.
I better know. It's also goodwatch my eyes if you would look at
them? Why are not going tolook at you? Because we're podcast?
I can't, I can't. Ijust look at something else and it's not
but Jeweled. It's royal match.You know. You get mad about it
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every time. It's because I callit but jeweled. Then you feel old
because old people played, but Jeweledgot him. It's been a while,
so it's like calls you old butcame back. It's an oldie, but
a goody, you know what I'msaying. We do need a shout out.
Some dms we got recent as wedo. Eric and my cousin Brian
for listening to the show. Ithink we shouted Brian out last time we
did this. Well I saw himagain and he Sissy loves listening, so
thank you. Saw him another timehe said he liked it. We had
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a shout out there we go poppedit up. Boo boop. I hate
in group chats. You gotta likeif you want to open. Stephanie Sullivan
at steph Sullivan with two l's onev three one two on Instagram. She
listened to podcasts, the Awesome CononPodcast, which was our last one before
our little breaking. She actually gotto meet Jody Whittaker, who was the
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now former Doctor Who Who. Ifshe was in Doctor Who, that's pretty
much been her main thing is DoctorWho. And now we got in the
Kodigatla from Sex Education is going tobe the new Doctor Who on Disney Plus.
It's on BBC anymore. I don'tknow. I know it's streaming on
Disney Plus. I don't know ifit's still goes on BBC or BBC America
or I've actually feel like I ashesso many times you watched Doctor Who.
(05:04):
I didn't know I know about itenough, like to the degree of like
pop culture like the Tardest, theweird extern on Night Droids, the Little
Daleks I think it's what they're called. And he has like a little like
pen wand or whatever. But beyondthat not really. I know, like
pretty much every big actor now comesfrom Doctor Who. Really. Yeah,
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oh my gosh. So like ifyou want to look up Doctor Who wasn't
alumni but coming back that comer Bathwho was the so go the talent would
beyond it. I don't know whatthis is. Uh Peter Davis, non
skilled, more modern. Uh,Billy Piper, She's one these aren't.
This is a really good list.Yeah, um, I don't know famous.
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Let me do famous people who playedDoctor Who who? Um, obviously
got David Tennant who was in everythinghe was the Doctor Who. Matt Smith
he's also but he's in House ofDragons. H yes, yes, Ecleston
who you like? Hum? Ithink Felicity Jones was in a Doctor Who
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episodes. Simon PEG's been in one. Ian Mkelly Yeah, I mean I
feel like every British actor has beenin one at least. Alan Cumming,
Um, you know from Floop fromSpy Kids, you know Andrew Garfield was
in one, um other famous ones. Karen Gillen was was a Doctor Who.
Companion Kylie Minneau was in one.She's an incredible uh singer. Okay,
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okay, sure, yeah, umbut yeah, I feel like every
British actor is kind of like you'reeither in Doctor Who, you're in Lord
of the Rings, or you're inHarry Potter and Ian McKellen. So close
two out of three. Oh man, Well that's fine. Um, we
also need to yes, what doI want to talk to you about?
(06:54):
You're what did you want to talkabout something else other than the other things
we want to talk about? Iforgot to come back. Okay, anyway
we had I have to talk aboutso wedding updates because I get the wedding
vents or anything. Is that Apparentlyif you didn't see this, you can
now have a chat GPT or anyother AI officiate your weddings in the state
of Colorado. And how pissed amI that in the state of Virginia you
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can't have that happened at all andmake things so much easier to have to
set up the laptop you are nowmarried voice be They probably pick whatever voice
you wanted to pick. That's thesame thing. AI. You know,
when you do those little filters oflike make me you know a ferry or
make me you know a wizard,make the efficient you know, like Robert
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Downey Junior. Who would you pick? Celebrity wat yeah or anybody celebritybody ancient.
I mean I wanted my grandpa todo it, but I can't because
some stupid rule in Virginia if basedon the county you live in, that
they have to live in the county. You can still do it and just
go to the courthouse and get themto give you the paperwork. It's a
whole deal. We also have thisdebate on if we just get married at
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the courthouse, were legally married andhe's just doing the ceremony of the why
not? But it's okay, we'regonna do this ceremony first and then go
to the courthouse. I don't knowhow we're It's confusing. We're not We're
like we have it there. We'renot like specifically looking into it, but
like we're getting there. We're talkingto an officiant and hopefully we'll meet with
Thursday to sort of get an ideaof where we go with things. With
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that, I feel like there's probablya loophole that you guys. Yeah,
but here's the thing, do youwant to really loophole your marriage? No
marriage, dummy, I'm saying,but like the officiant thing, Yeah,
well that's your marriage. Because wehad the topic where people were married but
not married earlier on the show.Yeah, but you still yeah, yeah,
we didn't do on that topic.I don't be married to this woman
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eleven damn years by the time weget actually married, see that man.
That would have been ideal is ifwe would have gotten like the license on
our actual like dating anniversary and thenget married thirty days later. But that's
March, so I can't do that. You know everything, Well, my
anniversary, it's probably good. Iremember when my anniversary is. We'll see
him when five years when you guysare married. It's pretty easy. My
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anniversary is for everything Valentine's Day andStar Wars Day eventually. Oh yeah,
you're right. And then guess who'swhen more birthday a week after our wedding
anniversary. So May's gonna suck formy wallet. Week after that. Your
birthday, you didn't buy me anything. I always buy you something, you
know, I treat you good.Stop me. I want to give you
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them kisses. Oh wait, Ican turn this off before the alarm goes
off. Oh before your he hearsyou go to the gym. But yeah,
so you can now get married bychatchy bat. So if you're trying
to get away married for cheap page, go to Colorado for a weekend,
said speaker, and have So whowould you pick though, what celebrity?
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I said, Robert Downey, Juno, are you okay? Are okay?
No? Actually, as as asStark or you know, give me carry
Fisher, I want to do carryFisher. I mean General Jones, bro
James Wildjoees. That would be agood one, James Wild Jones, but
not as as James Oldroel scratch that. Tom Hanks or Bill Murray, one
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of those two. I know they'reboth alive. I know they would normally
kind of do those things randomly.But have them do that be pretty cool.
Tom Hanks be fun. Yeah,I would say his thing. If
you had them do it, everyonewho want to take photos with them.
But I would ask him about oneof the movies he did in the eighties
called Bachelor Party, which is absolutelyone of my most fittim where he's getting
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married and he throws a bachelor partyand it's like an eighties comedy. It's
hilarious. Four. Yeah, it'sgreat. Eighteen seventy four. No,
I said, eighty four, whatdo you Tom Hanks? Tony contain adrians
and men. Not a lot ofpeople here besides Tom Hanks. And this
because it was the eighties, bro, And this is when Tom Hanks wasn't
really a leading person, right,this is still like eighties comedy and adrians.
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A man was more of it becausehe was in a lot more movies
than Tom was, because he wasa good looking dude in the eighties.
As you can tell. Say so, look, I went to the the
normal version of the poster from theeighties. Then I went to the HD
poster a lot more detailed than thatposter. A lot of detail in there.
But you know, we also seea lot of details in the library.
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The library. I have been lastweek. I've been twice with Max,
back to back days for at leastan hour both day. I have
never in my adult and were myteenage life or even when I was a
child, and do the Summer BookClub? Do I look like I did?
The book program from Pizza Hook,like I did the book It program,
(11:35):
book it maybe yeah, No,when you were a kid, book
it was like in its prime,that was the top time to do book
it. Not up here. Itwas Scholastic book Yeah, that was it.
We had a beer man and thenthe Pizza Hut thing. I never
did any of that stuff, SoI said the Pizza Hut thing, Yeah,
but I didn't do it, Okay, I didn't do any of that
stuff, and I had a lotof fun shows that library. The library
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is very interesting because there's a lotof kids. Is a kids section still
cool decorading because I remember my librarieswhen I was a kid. You wont
like book publishers like what is PenguinHouse or Scholastic would do the kids section.
It's not like it used to be. There is there is, you
know, but there's a cool littlearea to reading. There's puzzles, and
there's um like bigger, bigger,seated area for you to read with your
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child. But it's not as decoratedwas as I remember growing up. But
like I said, there's more computerbank. Can you still rent CDs library?
I feel like that that would bethe one plea I saw all.
I saw so many movies like DVDsand TV shows, and they have the
box sets all of Scrubs and allof your stupid office show that you love,
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all as DVDs to rent anything newthough, everything like new. It's
all video games that have video games. No, but they're doing a thing
right now because Max walks by theposter. If you're between thirteen and seventeen,
you do the summer reading thing,you can win a Xbox, the
one you have, but you canwin an x Box, a switch and
something else. Yeah, you didn'tgo in that because Max has thirteen.
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Well also, that's like probably forevery library in the county or whatever.
It's probably like six libraries or something, six libraries or everybody. There's a
lot of libraries. I don't knowhow this plays. It's Montgomery County,
so I know Virginia Beach at liketen so yeah, exactly. It's how
many people were in Virginia Beach twopoint five millions, So suck it,
Okay, Yeah, this is MontgomeryCounty, sir. How many people live
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here? I have no idea.Yeah, somebody years held home. How
many people live in Moco Moon onepoint five million? Eight point six.
That changed a lot since I've donethat number. Wow, building up,
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baby, building down, you knowwhat I'm saying. Um, but I
think I read it. The lasttime I went to library tende was Mason,
Georgian Mason's Library where we rented thebox set for Game of Thrones,
and that was wild because going tothe library, like your local library,
is different than a college library.Yeah, where a college library looks like
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a dungeon and it feels like it. That Mason, the one library I
think it's still there, was literallylike a tower like it probably like they
could have made it a castle ifthey wanted to. Like one of those
towers were like fifteen floors of booksand you would pretty much one, two,
three, four, you two people. Five through nine that's usually the
makeout section, and then like tenon eleven to thirteen is like the books
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you probably actually needed to do.And there's like nobody there. It's ghost
and creepy and no. But itwas interesting. I did get yelled at
by a kid who was working ona video because I was talking to Max.
So there's still some rules, butthe ladies screwed up my last name.
Oh you still have to be quiet, Yeah, the woman who wrote
gave my library card screwed up mylast name, so that's fine. She
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had an actual letter there that didn'tneed to be there. So now forever
you will have that problem the librarycard. Oh well, your card not
on me right now. It's inmy car now. I had to sign
it. It's all it is.And they scan everything, and so when
I log in, it's like,I'm like, okay, whatever. Max
have a library card. He doesat his mom's place and she lives in
PG. Remember you had to belike ten back in the day to get
a library card. It's like,why so you can you have the knowledge
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being able to return the self checkoutcheckouts? Oh thank god? Part at
a library you're stuck behind someone who'sgot like ten books. You like,
come on, it's not like checkingout at a store. It's like they
gotta check it, put a stand, scans all scan and then they send
you an email with what you haveout then when it needs to be back
(15:39):
returned by and it's only three weeksreturn at hold a bus. Nice.
He used to be two weeks.I thought it was more than that.
It used to be ten days.I thought it was longer Back in the
mean, I mean Virginia Beach becausethere's so many of them, too many
people. But yeah, that makessense because like if you get a book
that's like you got Max Potter,it's he's not gonna finish that in a
(16:00):
week. It's not gonna finish intwo could finish a book two I Potter.
I finished in two days one time. It's called road trips. Maybe
young life. When you're going toyour little fun trip this weekend, that's
where you can read. He canread a book. I'm gonna talk to
him the whole time we got acrossthe Bay Bridge. Well, guess what
in the nineties he read a book. So okay, so sorry, Tangent,
(16:25):
real quick. Mission Impossible six iscoming out. Seven is coming out,
And I love rewatching movies a lot, so I've been rewatching the Mission
Apostiles and they're all on Paramount plusShouts Paramount plus. Thank you so much
for having them all together on onearea. First one, the first one
for the first time, and thefourth one Ghost Protocol is where it's the
Chesapeake Bay Bridge. Third one.Yeah with with Richards Richard. Now we
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have this dilemma last week, right, which b guess what they did in
the movie. It's the one it'syour bridge in Virginia, but they said
it was the one in DC becausehe has to get from adding to the
Fuel Bay Bridges exactly, because theyhad to get him from there to d
downtown Northern Virginia Hospital. But hetook the fourteen He took uh oh god,
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not the fourteen Shree bridge. Theother one by is that fourteen tree
bridge, the one I don't know. But he took a bridge. It's
nowhere near where any hospital is.They're like, it looks similar enough.
People, Oh, they like completely. And then he goes drives under a
bridge. I'm like this, thisbridge doesn't exist in any part of the
district. No, not at all. So yeah, it was very interesting.
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So there you go. We wereboth right in our own ways.
It's called the Chesapeake Bay Bridge.This one's called the Baby Bridge. We
didn't do we should. This iswhat we're going to podcast last week,
Chesapeak because hood he lives in VirginiaBeach and there's that Chesterpeake Bay Bridges goes
up and down throughout cbbat Chesapeake BayBridge tunnel, oh yeah, tunnel ce
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and then go look at the Chesapeakeand oh no, here you go Peak
bay Bridge and there's bay Bridge rightby. Bridge is me in Maryland.
You're a Chesapeake Bay Tunnel bay BridgeTunnel, right, that's you. And
yeah, but last week you weresaying this one was yours. Bay Bridge.
I was saying bay Bridge is Maryland. No, you were saying that's
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Virginia Beach. Yeah, yeah,Virginia Beach. Bay Bridge is Maryland bay
Bridge. Yeah, babybridge is thisone right there? Hood? That's you
down there the tunnel. What theheck crossed the baby before eight am?
After ten pm? And two?What you need help crossing it? That's
why if you're old, it's twoold birds right there. I don't think
they were oh oh there's overnight work. That's no, that's not what it
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was. It Okay, anyway,I was no, you were excited me
to make me mad. But youknow it's a great content. Anyway,
Well let's get on into But alsoit's great content so good as we're read
actual misconnections from the DMV that youcan find in craigslist, dot org,
slash NBA, slash ms wherever youwant to go, and probably probably liked
(19:03):
listen to your microphone now as losa goose and baby slurp that slurpee.
Um, these are real ones.These are for the past couple of weeks.
A lot of them got deleted,so I don't know that's a good
thing or a bad thing. Saythat as you will. But this from
the forfag Uly Forfege July top neededhere at the bottom for the first time
(19:25):
ever searching the top for the fourforgeJuly. Some fireworks some would say,
happened then, and it's still posted, so probably didn't happen. Actually you
don't think nah, if it's stillup there, baby, they're still looking.
You know, they still sell fireworksand little yellow trailers near your seven
eleven or a grocery store to Okay. Next one Eric community service for older
(19:48):
lady, Young black guy twenty nine. I want to help an order woman
for community service m hm in DC. Now is that actual community service?
Because I get that You're like,oh, go help an old lady.
Go to Craigslist community service we cango to or are they looking for sex
with an old lady? For sexfor an older lady, hoodie. Let's
(20:10):
be serious. You know you goto your SPCA, whatever your animal shelter
is. I mean they always needyou find the most ridiculous ones. Oh
yeah, I was like, yeah, SBCA, what are you down?
Put down? I'm not going afterthose people. Next one, summer peach
picking Sterling. Uh you know,Virginia not really known for peaches. You
(20:32):
want to go to peaches down incharge. The conversation we had with somebody
earlier today, Um, this iswhat this person said. Summer means peach
eating. For me, I'm lookingfor the person who went peach picking with
me last summer. If you areher, hit me up and let me
know where we went so we canpick each other's peaches. Again. There's
peaches. I think that's about eating. Ass is what that one's about.
(20:57):
Next one, Eric left my betat the baseball field. I was playing
ball at black Sock Field and leftmy black bat by one of the trees.
It's an oversized head and medium thickhandle. If you find it or
know where it might be, pleaselet me know. Almost any baseball bat
(21:18):
will work. You know what thatone's about, cock, But also there's
this one right next to it.I don't think in the same I have
no idea where that is. Okay, okay, this one's base Oh that's
where the big train is over thereand where the Cavin John Regional Park.
All right, yeah you can readit because it's a go along with playball.
(21:38):
This is for sports fans who liketo play ball, or at least
play with dot dot dot balls.I'm a fifty four white woman and oh
white male and have a pair thatneeds some playtime. I hope you have
the same the less vanilla better,but nothing too wild. I can see
(22:00):
you at my office tonight or travelto your pat to play a baseball with
my ball with their baseball. Bet. I mean, dude, get it,
get it to talk to the playball and send it to left my
bag hosted two days within each other, so take that as you well.
(22:21):
And then the last one in DuPontfoot season was Pete, Pete, you
slide devil? What at the Clubnine? You sat across from me with
my neighbor strokekey my ankle last Friday. Then he ran off of your friend's
drunk leaving me hot and bothered.I swear I'm gonna get you back,
and when I catch you alone lookingfor trouble, I'm gonna stroke your ankle
hopelessy stroked and DuPont but there's noClub nine in DuPont, I mean with
(22:49):
DuPont sphere they live, so yeah, but there's no club. Where is
there a Club nine at anywhere nearher? No? I'm like a secret
club. Maybe it might be asupper club or something like that. I
don't know. I want to goto Club nine and cept get my ankle
shroked. I need to go toankle robin. Oh, oh, DC
nine maybe probably that No Number nine? Where is this located? But this
(23:14):
is the Wells p Street. Yeah, get your ankle stroke there. Oh
you're definitely get something stort here.All right, and those are your miss
connections for this week. We'll beback next week. Well, we're gonna
talk about who the hell knows?Who the hell? No robot efficients Eric
going to the library. That's theopposite spectrums of today's podcast. Who would
(23:37):
have thought you love it? Didyou read any Arthur by the way while
you were here at the library.No, but I feel like Arthur's library.
Also, Oh, real quick,they got rid of the Dewey desnel
system. It's all last night.That's some bs man. That's your that
was hard to use now just lastingjust you would go to the computer type
(23:57):
in book that title Harry Potter,and then they'd be like one two three
four five and you find one twothree four five, but you have to
take the card back, and thenI had to take the card, would
need to take a card with you. You just put it on a post
it note. Libraries the most wastefuluses of post it notes back in the
term actually studios right here. Thankgod, it is my life bled my
(24:19):
post it notes. I need mynotes. I should go buy you a
big box of post it notes.I just take why you buy it?
We have them here. They getsupplied. Same thing when you all complain
about batteries, like they have batterieshere double as another slurpie. There you
go. But as always, myname is Hoodie. You can follow me
at Andrew. His name is Eric, can fall him at mister Eric.
(24:44):
V. Have a great week.I always remember I said m R E
R I c k V. Ididn't do that. Yeah, And I
always remember it's okay to be weirdand sexy. It got weird, didn't
it. Yeah,
Another slappie day in the books becausewe got a free slimpie m you.
Hopefully you're ready. It's down toget weird. It's about to get weird.
You're prepared for him to get weirdsare gonna get weird. It's getting
weird. I'm gonna get real weird. That's get weird. Let's get where?
(00:21):
Where? Get where? Are youready to get weird with Hoodie and
eric I'm ready to listener because you'relistening to the hundred and forty episode Let's
get weird after a little summer minibreak, you know. Yeah, it
(00:41):
took yeah, because you know forthe July fell on Tuesday, which was
you know, super weird. Youhave your child who's doing in school and
I just got me doing me andyou get taddy because you always got to
take care of Teddy. I'm gonnasay I'm proud of that man. Ten
hours he on Answer and more.If you're listening, No, he didn't
go ten hours yesterday. That's traffic. Yeah, but we got a jam
pas show for you to say.My name is a hoodie. Uh huh,
(01:03):
I'm Erica. Every day, everyday, every week we come to
give you the weird stories. Fromour lives, the world, the globe,
the internet, the skies, thegrounds, the seas, the lavas,
your uranus and uranus, and justtalk about things in life, including
how Eric thinks renting a VIP tourat Disney is cheap. It can't be.
(01:23):
I'm not saying it's cheap, butyou said two thousand dollars per person.
I'm like, it's probably cost thewhole thing two thousand dollars, but
you know whatever. But Hoodie,because he's a Disney on TikTok and I
was like, oh, thus itmust be true. Everything on TikTok's true.
It might not really. No,No, there's probably some truth to
(01:45):
it or some form of variation ofit. But I just think that,
like, if they're promoting it,it can't be. I mean, it's
got to be in a price pointwhere, yes, not everyone can do
it or not everyone knows how todo this, but it can get done.
Went to Disney's website, the factFund fact check this, lady,
what are you looking at over there? Um? But apparently if you wanted
(02:07):
to do a VIP tour for Disney, you would need up to ten guests.
And I don't know if this priceis per guests or this per group,
because mind you, they want youto call for reservations, so I'm
not gonna go too far in thatwe should call. Hey, we're doing
to podcast right now, right,you do that? Um, But it
says ranging from four hundred and fiftydollars to nine hundred dollars per hour of
(02:31):
your group to do the VIP tour. Okay, so they're doing an hourly
rate, right, Yes, Ithink you have to do a minimum of
three or four hours. I thinkfor sure. So it's about that's three
thousand dollars for you to do that. I'm I mean, I'm that's not
that bad. I think this alsomeans does not include your park tickets.
(02:52):
You also have to buy the parkticket before you can do the VIP tour.
I don't think so, hoodie,I think you're gonna I know it
comes with no no, I know, so yeah, no, what you
gotta buy? No, here yougo. Valid park admission is required for
each park visit on tours, notincluding the price of the tour. That's
an extra hundred bucks for every person. Get you everywhere makes sense because it's
(03:13):
I mean, I've known you cando the the not the aqueducts whatever,
it's called the faciladors whatever. Youknow, we should call the expert really
her parents and tell us the faciladorsand all that good stuff of like utiladors,
that's what it's called. It's theunderground of Disney World, like all
the characters go. It's that way. They pop up in random areas and
then they get rid of the trashand everything. Oh, watched one.
(03:36):
I think it's the the imagineer story. You learn about this stuff on Disney.
Plus, I'm not gonna yeah,it's it's actually a good watch.
I better know. It's also goodwatch my eyes if you would look at
them? Why are not going tolook at you? Because we're podcast?
I can't, I can't. Ijust look at something else and it's not
but Jeweled. It's royal match.You know. You get mad about it
(03:57):
every time. It's because I callit but jeweled. Then you feel old
because old people played, but Jeweledgot him. It's been a while,
so it's like calls you old butcame back. It's an oldie, but
a goody, you know what I'msaying. We do need a shout out.
Some dms we got recent as wedo. Eric and my cousin Brian
for listening to the show. Ithink we shouted Brian out last time we
did this. Well I saw himagain and he Sissy loves listening, so
thank you. Saw him another timehe said he liked it. We had
(04:19):
a shout out there we go poppedit up. Boo boop. I hate
in group chats. You gotta likeif you want to open. Stephanie Sullivan
at steph Sullivan with two l's onev three one two on Instagram. She
listened to podcasts, the Awesome CononPodcast, which was our last one before
our little breaking. She actually gotto meet Jody Whittaker, who was the
(04:42):
now former Doctor Who Who. Ifshe was in Doctor Who, that's pretty
much been her main thing is DoctorWho. And now we got in the
Kodigatla from Sex Education is going tobe the new Doctor Who on Disney Plus.
It's on BBC anymore. I don'tknow. I know it's streaming on
Disney Plus. I don't know ifit's still goes on BBC or BBC America
or I've actually feel like I ashesso many times you watched Doctor Who.
(05:04):
I didn't know I know about itenough, like to the degree of like
pop culture like the Tardest, theweird extern on Night Droids, the Little
Daleks I think it's what they're called. And he has like a little like
pen wand or whatever. But beyondthat not really. I know, like
pretty much every big actor now comesfrom Doctor Who. Really. Yeah,
(05:25):
oh my gosh. So like ifyou want to look up Doctor Who wasn't
alumni but coming back that comer Bathwho was the so go the talent would
beyond it. I don't know whatthis is. Uh Peter Davis, non
skilled, more modern. Uh,Billy Piper, She's one these aren't.
This is a really good list.Yeah, um, I don't know famous.
(05:48):
Let me do famous people who playedDoctor Who who? Um, obviously
got David Tennant who was in everythinghe was the Doctor Who. Matt Smith
he's also but he's in House ofDragons. H yes, yes, Ecleston
who you like? Hum? Ithink Felicity Jones was in a Doctor Who
(06:11):
episodes. Simon PEG's been in one. Ian Mkelly Yeah, I mean I
feel like every British actor has beenin one at least. Alan Cumming,
Um, you know from Floop fromSpy Kids, you know Andrew Garfield was
in one, um other famous ones. Karen Gillen was was a Doctor Who.
Companion Kylie Minneau was in one.She's an incredible uh singer. Okay,
(06:33):
okay, sure, yeah, umbut yeah, I feel like every
British actor is kind of like you'reeither in Doctor Who, you're in Lord
of the Rings, or you're inHarry Potter and Ian McKellen. So close
two out of three. Oh man, Well that's fine. Um, we
also need to yes, what doI want to talk to you about?
(06:54):
You're what did you want to talkabout something else other than the other things
we want to talk about? Iforgot to come back. Okay, anyway
we had I have to talk aboutso wedding updates because I get the wedding
vents or anything. Is that Apparentlyif you didn't see this, you can
now have a chat GPT or anyother AI officiate your weddings in the state
of Colorado. And how pissed amI that in the state of Virginia you
(07:15):
can't have that happened at all andmake things so much easier to have to
set up the laptop you are nowmarried voice be They probably pick whatever voice
you wanted to pick. That's thesame thing. AI. You know,
when you do those little filters oflike make me you know a ferry or
make me you know a wizard,make the efficient you know, like Robert
(07:38):
Downey Junior. Who would you pick? Celebrity wat yeah or anybody celebritybody ancient.
I mean I wanted my grandpa todo it, but I can't because
some stupid rule in Virginia if basedon the county you live in, that
they have to live in the county. You can still do it and just
go to the courthouse and get themto give you the paperwork. It's a
whole deal. We also have thisdebate on if we just get married at
(07:59):
the courthouse, were legally married andhe's just doing the ceremony of the why
not? But it's okay, we'regonna do this ceremony first and then go
to the courthouse. I don't knowhow we're It's confusing. We're not We're
like we have it there. We'renot like specifically looking into it, but
like we're getting there. We're talkingto an officiant and hopefully we'll meet with
Thursday to sort of get an ideaof where we go with things. With
(08:20):
that, I feel like there's probablya loophole that you guys. Yeah,
but here's the thing, do youwant to really loophole your marriage? No
marriage, dummy, I'm saying,but like the officiant thing, Yeah,
well that's your marriage. Because wehad the topic where people were married but
not married earlier on the show.Yeah, but you still yeah, yeah,
we didn't do on that topic.I don't be married to this woman
(08:41):
eleven damn years by the time weget actually married, see that man.
That would have been ideal is ifwe would have gotten like the license on
our actual like dating anniversary and thenget married thirty days later. But that's
March, so I can't do that. You know everything, Well, my
anniversary, it's probably good. Iremember when my anniversary is. We'll see
him when five years when you guysare married. It's pretty easy. My
(09:05):
anniversary is for everything Valentine's Day andStar Wars Day eventually. Oh yeah,
you're right. And then guess who'swhen more birthday a week after our wedding
anniversary. So May's gonna suck formy wallet. Week after that. Your
birthday, you didn't buy me anything. I always buy you something, you
know, I treat you good.Stop me. I want to give you
(09:26):
them kisses. Oh wait, Ican turn this off before the alarm goes
off. Oh before your he hearsyou go to the gym. But yeah,
so you can now get married bychatchy bat. So if you're trying
to get away married for cheap page, go to Colorado for a weekend,
said speaker, and have So whowould you pick though, what celebrity?
(09:46):
I said, Robert Downey, Juno, are you okay? Are okay?
No? Actually, as as asStark or you know, give me carry
Fisher, I want to do carryFisher. I mean General Jones, bro
James Wildjoees. That would be agood one, James Wild Jones, but
not as as James Oldroel scratch that. Tom Hanks or Bill Murray, one
(10:07):
of those two. I know they'reboth alive. I know they would normally
kind of do those things randomly.But have them do that be pretty cool.
Tom Hanks be fun. Yeah,I would say his thing. If
you had them do it, everyonewho want to take photos with them.
But I would ask him about oneof the movies he did in the eighties
called Bachelor Party, which is absolutelyone of my most fittim where he's getting
(10:28):
married and he throws a bachelor partyand it's like an eighties comedy. It's
hilarious. Four. Yeah, it'sgreat. Eighteen seventy four. No,
I said, eighty four, whatdo you Tom Hanks? Tony contain adrians
and men. Not a lot ofpeople here besides Tom Hanks. And this
because it was the eighties, bro, And this is when Tom Hanks wasn't
really a leading person, right,this is still like eighties comedy and adrians.
(10:50):
A man was more of it becausehe was in a lot more movies
than Tom was, because he wasa good looking dude in the eighties.
As you can tell. Say so, look, I went to the the
normal version of the poster from theeighties. Then I went to the HD
poster a lot more detailed than thatposter. A lot of detail in there.
But you know, we also seea lot of details in the library.
(11:11):
The library. I have been lastweek. I've been twice with Max,
back to back days for at leastan hour both day. I have
never in my adult and were myteenage life or even when I was a
child, and do the Summer BookClub? Do I look like I did?
The book program from Pizza Hook,like I did the book It program,
(11:35):
book it maybe yeah, No,when you were a kid, book
it was like in its prime,that was the top time to do book
it. Not up here. Itwas Scholastic book Yeah, that was it.
We had a beer man and thenthe Pizza Hut thing. I never
did any of that stuff, SoI said the Pizza Hut thing, Yeah,
but I didn't do it, Okay, I didn't do any of that
stuff, and I had a lotof fun shows that library. The library
(11:56):
is very interesting because there's a lotof kids. Is a kids section still
cool decorading because I remember my librarieswhen I was a kid. You wont
like book publishers like what is PenguinHouse or Scholastic would do the kids section.
It's not like it used to be. There is there is, you
know, but there's a cool littlearea to reading. There's puzzles, and
there's um like bigger, bigger,seated area for you to read with your
(12:20):
child. But it's not as decoratedwas as I remember growing up. But
like I said, there's more computerbank. Can you still rent CDs library?
I feel like that that would bethe one plea I saw all.
I saw so many movies like DVDsand TV shows, and they have the
box sets all of Scrubs and allof your stupid office show that you love,
(12:43):
all as DVDs to rent anything newthough, everything like new. It's
all video games that have video games. No, but they're doing a thing
right now because Max walks by theposter. If you're between thirteen and seventeen,
you do the summer reading thing,you can win a Xbox, the
one you have, but you canwin an x Box, a switch and
something else. Yeah, you didn'tgo in that because Max has thirteen.
(13:03):
Well also, that's like probably forevery library in the county or whatever.
It's probably like six libraries or something, six libraries or everybody. There's a
lot of libraries. I don't knowhow this plays. It's Montgomery County,
so I know Virginia Beach at liketen so yeah, exactly. It's how
many people were in Virginia Beach twopoint five millions, So suck it,
Okay, Yeah, this is MontgomeryCounty, sir. How many people live
(13:26):
here? I have no idea.Yeah, somebody years held home. How
many people live in Moco Moon onepoint five million? Eight point six.
That changed a lot since I've donethat number. Wow, building up,
(13:48):
baby, building down, you knowwhat I'm saying. Um, but I
think I read it. The lasttime I went to library tende was Mason,
Georgian Mason's Library where we rented thebox set for Game of Thrones,
and that was wild because going tothe library, like your local library,
is different than a college library.Yeah, where a college library looks like
(14:11):
a dungeon and it feels like it. That Mason, the one library I
think it's still there, was literallylike a tower like it probably like they
could have made it a castle ifthey wanted to. Like one of those
towers were like fifteen floors of booksand you would pretty much one, two,
three, four, you two people. Five through nine that's usually the
makeout section, and then like tenon eleven to thirteen is like the books
(14:33):
you probably actually needed to do.And there's like nobody there. It's ghost
and creepy and no. But itwas interesting. I did get yelled at
by a kid who was working ona video because I was talking to Max.
So there's still some rules, butthe ladies screwed up my last name.
Oh you still have to be quiet, Yeah, the woman who wrote
gave my library card screwed up mylast name, so that's fine. She
(14:54):
had an actual letter there that didn'tneed to be there. So now forever
you will have that problem the librarycard. Oh well, your card not
on me right now. It's inmy car now. I had to sign
it. It's all it is.And they scan everything, and so when
I log in, it's like,I'm like, okay, whatever. Max
have a library card. He doesat his mom's place and she lives in
PG. Remember you had to belike ten back in the day to get
a library card. It's like,why so you can you have the knowledge
(15:18):
being able to return the self checkoutcheckouts? Oh thank god? Part at
a library you're stuck behind someone who'sgot like ten books. You like,
come on, it's not like checkingout at a store. It's like they
gotta check it, put a stand, scans all scan and then they send
you an email with what you haveout then when it needs to be back
(15:39):
returned by and it's only three weeksreturn at hold a bus. Nice.
He used to be two weeks.I thought it was more than that.
It used to be ten days.I thought it was longer Back in the
mean, I mean Virginia Beach becausethere's so many of them, too many
people. But yeah, that makessense because like if you get a book
that's like you got Max Potter,it's he's not gonna finish that in a
(16:00):
week. It's not gonna finish intwo could finish a book two I Potter.
I finished in two days one time. It's called road trips. Maybe
young life. When you're going toyour little fun trip this weekend, that's
where you can read. He canread a book. I'm gonna talk to
him the whole time we got acrossthe Bay Bridge. Well, guess what
in the nineties he read a book. So okay, so sorry, Tangent,
(16:25):
real quick. Mission Impossible six iscoming out. Seven is coming out,
And I love rewatching movies a lot, so I've been rewatching the Mission
Apostiles and they're all on Paramount plusShouts Paramount plus. Thank you so much
for having them all together on onearea. First one, the first one
for the first time, and thefourth one Ghost Protocol is where it's the
Chesapeake Bay Bridge. Third one.Yeah with with Richards Richard. Now we
(16:48):
have this dilemma last week, right, which b guess what they did in
the movie. It's the one it'syour bridge in Virginia, but they said
it was the one in DC becausehe has to get from adding to the
Fuel Bay Bridges exactly, because theyhad to get him from there to d
downtown Northern Virginia Hospital. But hetook the fourteen He took uh oh god,
(17:10):
not the fourteen Shree bridge. Theother one by is that fourteen tree
bridge, the one I don't know. But he took a bridge. It's
nowhere near where any hospital is.They're like, it looks similar enough.
People, Oh, they like completely. And then he goes drives under a
bridge. I'm like this, thisbridge doesn't exist in any part of the
district. No, not at all. So yeah, it was very interesting.
(17:30):
So there you go. We wereboth right in our own ways.
It's called the Chesapeake Bay Bridge.This one's called the Baby Bridge. We
didn't do we should. This iswhat we're going to podcast last week,
Chesapeak because hood he lives in VirginiaBeach and there's that Chesterpeake Bay Bridges goes
up and down throughout cbbat Chesapeake BayBridge tunnel, oh yeah, tunnel ce
(17:53):
and then go look at the Chesapeakeand oh no, here you go Peak
bay Bridge and there's bay Bridge rightby. Bridge is me in Maryland.
You're a Chesapeake Bay Tunnel bay BridgeTunnel, right, that's you. And
yeah, but last week you weresaying this one was yours. Bay Bridge.
I was saying bay Bridge is Maryland. No, you were saying that's
(18:14):
Virginia Beach. Yeah, yeah,Virginia Beach. Bay Bridge is Maryland bay
Bridge. Yeah, babybridge is thisone right there? Hood? That's you
down there the tunnel. What theheck crossed the baby before eight am?
After ten pm? And two?What you need help crossing it? That's
why if you're old, it's twoold birds right there. I don't think
they were oh oh there's overnight work. That's no, that's not what it
(18:37):
was. It Okay, anyway,I was no, you were excited me
to make me mad. But youknow it's a great content. Anyway,
Well let's get on into But alsoit's great content so good as we're read
actual misconnections from the DMV that youcan find in craigslist, dot org,
slash NBA, slash ms wherever youwant to go, and probably probably liked
(19:03):
listen to your microphone now as losa goose and baby slurp that slurpee.
Um, these are real ones.These are for the past couple of weeks.
A lot of them got deleted,so I don't know that's a good
thing or a bad thing. Saythat as you will. But this from
the forfag Uly Forfege July top neededhere at the bottom for the first time
(19:25):
ever searching the top for the fourforgeJuly. Some fireworks some would say,
happened then, and it's still posted, so probably didn't happen. Actually you
don't think nah, if it's stillup there, baby, they're still looking.
You know, they still sell fireworksand little yellow trailers near your seven
eleven or a grocery store to Okay. Next one Eric community service for older
(19:48):
lady, Young black guy twenty nine. I want to help an order woman
for community service m hm in DC. Now is that actual community service?
Because I get that You're like,oh, go help an old lady.
Go to Craigslist community service we cango to or are they looking for sex
with an old lady? For sexfor an older lady, hoodie. Let's
(20:10):
be serious. You know you goto your SPCA, whatever your animal shelter
is. I mean they always needyou find the most ridiculous ones. Oh
yeah, I was like, yeah, SBCA, what are you down?
Put down? I'm not going afterthose people. Next one, summer peach
picking Sterling. Uh you know,Virginia not really known for peaches. You
(20:32):
want to go to peaches down incharge. The conversation we had with somebody
earlier today, Um, this iswhat this person said. Summer means peach
eating. For me, I'm lookingfor the person who went peach picking with
me last summer. If you areher, hit me up and let me
know where we went so we canpick each other's peaches. Again. There's
peaches. I think that's about eating. Ass is what that one's about.
(20:57):
Next one, Eric left my betat the baseball field. I was playing
ball at black Sock Field and leftmy black bat by one of the trees.
It's an oversized head and medium thickhandle. If you find it or
know where it might be, pleaselet me know. Almost any baseball bat
(21:18):
will work. You know what thatone's about, cock, But also there's
this one right next to it.I don't think in the same I have
no idea where that is. Okay, okay, this one's base Oh that's
where the big train is over thereand where the Cavin John Regional Park.
All right, yeah you can readit because it's a go along with playball.
(21:38):
This is for sports fans who liketo play ball, or at least
play with dot dot dot balls.I'm a fifty four white woman and oh
white male and have a pair thatneeds some playtime. I hope you have
the same the less vanilla better,but nothing too wild. I can see
(22:00):
you at my office tonight or travelto your pat to play a baseball with
my ball with their baseball. Bet. I mean, dude, get it,
get it to talk to the playball and send it to left my
bag hosted two days within each other, so take that as you well.
(22:21):
And then the last one in DuPontfoot season was Pete, Pete, you
slide devil? What at the Clubnine? You sat across from me with
my neighbor strokekey my ankle last Friday. Then he ran off of your friend's
drunk leaving me hot and bothered.I swear I'm gonna get you back,
and when I catch you alone lookingfor trouble, I'm gonna stroke your ankle
hopelessy stroked and DuPont but there's noClub nine in DuPont, I mean with
(22:49):
DuPont sphere they live, so yeah, but there's no club. Where is
there a Club nine at anywhere nearher? No? I'm like a secret
club. Maybe it might be asupper club or something like that. I
don't know. I want to goto Club nine and cept get my ankle
shroked. I need to go toankle robin. Oh, oh, DC
nine maybe probably that No Number nine? Where is this located? But this
(23:14):
is the Wells p Street. Yeah, get your ankle stroke there. Oh
you're definitely get something stort here.All right, and those are your miss
connections for this week. We'll beback next week. Well, we're gonna
talk about who the hell knows?Who the hell? No robot efficients Eric
going to the library. That's theopposite spectrums of today's podcast. Who would
(23:37):
have thought you love it? Didyou read any Arthur by the way while
you were here at the library.No, but I feel like Arthur's library.
Also, Oh, real quick,they got rid of the Dewey desnel
system. It's all last night.That's some bs man. That's your that
was hard to use now just lastingjust you would go to the computer type
(23:57):
in book that title Harry Potter,and then they'd be like one two three
four five and you find one twothree four five, but you have to
take the card back, and thenI had to take the card, would
need to take a card with you. You just put it on a post
it note. Libraries the most wastefuluses of post it notes back in the
term actually studios right here. Thankgod, it is my life bled my
(24:19):
post it notes. I need mynotes. I should go buy you a
big box of post it notes.I just take why you buy it?
We have them here. They getsupplied. Same thing when you all complain
about batteries, like they have batterieshere double as another slurpie. There you
go. But as always, myname is Hoodie. You can follow me
at Andrew. His name is Eric, can fall him at mister Eric.
(24:44):
V. Have a great week.I always remember I said m R E
R I c k V. Ididn't do that. Yeah, And I
always remember it's okay to be weirdand sexy. It got weird, didn't
it. Yeah,
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