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You're back. I'm bad. Imissed you so much. I missed you
too, and hopefully I read acauseit's Tad's get weird. You're preparing for
him to get weird. Thanks,you're gonna get weird. It's getting weird.
I'm gonna get real weird with it. That's getting weird. Let's get
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where? Where getting where? Areyou ready to get weird with Hoodie and
Eric? I'm ready because listening tothe hundred botus say episode of Let's Get
Weird, You're officially back. AndI missed you. That's why I didn't
do an episode last week, andalso because I was tied, you were
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tired, You're all by yourself lastweek. I'm sorry, but thank you
so much for being a great Ineed, I need my my back and
forth. I right rat to keepthis podcast. I say, right,
you say, and then you go, can't we close the shaking bake or
you could do that shaking bake breakingBobby baking back? But I'm a magic
man now. Um, Before weget this started, though, I want
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to say thank you very much fortalking to me about The Avatar The Last
Airbender on Netflix. It's good.Max is hell Yeah, he is because
it's like it came Avatar, LastAirbender. It's the cartoon Nick that was
on Nico. Yeah, and probablyParamount or whatever. It's getting a live
action show on Netflix. In caseyou didn't know about it, A Black
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People confuse it with the Blue PeopleAvatar. This came out came a first.
Yeah, yeah, but how farare you guys? We're on which
is season one, season one,I think episode twelve or thirteen. He's
the ones like long, but thenlike because it sets up the world,
but then everything pays off in theback of the season. He's like,
when you get the Book to Earth, you're gonna love a character. Okay,
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yeah, but he's he loves it. He loves it. He loves
bang. We talked about all thetime he's Avatar because he also liked James
Cameron's Avatar. But I don't knowwhy he liked why he liked one and
two. I didn't get it,at least with a He kind of sees
like a kid and he's like,oh yeah, I get it, and
is like fun a little bit olderthan him is in the show. Yeah
yeah, but so thank you forthat recommendation. I've been meaning to tell
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you that that like you got Maxhook and I mean because I didn't.
I mean I knew about it whenI was a kid watching it, Like
I didn't watch it religiously is whateverit popped on. But like Moore and
I watch it together in the Pandemicreally and like then we watch then you'll
watch Legend of Kora because that's thethat's a successor series. So it takes
place like fifth I'm not sure,like fifteen twenty years after it's more I
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think, but after the Avatar one, and it's like everything's evolved, and
so it goes from like it's coolto see the change of going from like
a more feudal colonialized thing to alike a nineteen twenties like Industrial Revolution era.
Well, I want to And Iwas telling Max about the m Night
shem Milami version of I want towatch that with him. It's not good.
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It's it's not bad, but Ihaven't watched this season first before he
watches the movie because the movie likesums up everything from that from like what
twenty episodes in the one and ahalf hours, and it's not good.
It's two hours long. I thinkwe hate the Blonde Vampire from Twilight.
That's the brother Jaspa who talks aboutSulivan Drawl and the Twilight movies. But
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then all of a sudden, hehe doesn't have that anymore because he was
a civil war and correct everybody wasworking for the Confederacy. He was like,
oh, I don't know about thatnew vampire, bad vampire. But
yeah, And because then they're gonnado um, they're doing follow up animated
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movies and stuff eventually on Paramount,so they're gonna do like in between Cora
and ng Cora is the new thatthe second Avatar? Oh? And then
was the girl gar? Yeah?Zuko? Who Zuko? Prince Zuko?
Oh yeah, Red Eye Rufio,Rufio voices him. Does it really?
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American? Dragon? Jake? Longright there? Baby? Oh? Uncle
Iiro, it's Uncle Iro, yourfavorite character? Kind of yeah, he's
pretty funny. Get ready for thebook two. You're gonna go on an
emotional journey with Uncle Iiro. Andthen they're gonna see the TikTok every time,
and every time you see it,you're gonna cry, just like I
do and everyone else who's watched AvatarlasAirbender. But then Netflix is doing the
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live action adaptation the series. Idon't know if it'll be as good because
the creators on the show parted ways, but it will probably on the same
level as how the One Piece showis about to happen this month. Oh
I did see that one. Yeah, that looked a little as funny as
someone said would Twitter end before OnePiece ended? And One Piece is still
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going baby. One Pieces been goingon for like twenty years, has it
really, Yeah, because it's justlike never ending Pirate Adventures and so whereas
I feel like Netflix is gonna havelike three seasons and that's that's the story.
Yeah, why does Netflix do thethree season thing? That's it?
It's it's I get the profit wiseof like, all right, we've soaked
up enough. Unless it's a veryprofitable show, I think everything's usually if
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it's a bigger ip, lock itin for three seasons. Like Umbrella Academy
has gone the distance. I thinkit's about to have its fifth and final
season, where that was a showthat people like, oh it could get
canceled at anytime, yeah, whereasStranger Things has gone out in the sixth
season. A bunch of other showslike that. It just depends, Like
I think you should leave with TimRobinson had its third season, so people
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are like, Oh, what's gonnahappen? Netflix, You're gonna cancel it
and then he's gonna go somewhere else? What shoe that I think you should
leave with? Tim Robinson? Neverseen that the show you played the egg
game for last week? That you'regood? Sorry, I've gone in a
five minute? Did I love it? It's good, It's good and it's
um Funko Pops are really nice forit too, because they're like, don't
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tell me that pretty good. Don'ttell me that because you made you crapped
on me trying to buy the oneearlier today. Yeah, you gotta buy
reasonable ones if you're you guys justgot you just got into a whole move
fandom, so it makes sense.I'm sorry that it's the ted Lasso exclusive
with the Belief signing, but we'redone with ted Lasso right now? How
are we done with Lass as faras we know until next year when they're
a lof of value again when theyhave a spin off show. So that's
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why you buy it now. Youcould, you could, you could,
But that's also they waited too lateon that Uncle Pop because that show ended
two months ago. But well,I was telling you. The world doesn't
know that. We know that becausewe're so in the know that we're ahead
of the curb. Some people don'thave seven hours of free time. People
do. They're like, what thehell the show? Like the Secret Invasion
ones, I think they're released.I knew you didn't like it. Thank
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you for telling me you didn't likeit. They released the graphic pop like
the Super Scull pop, and it'slike, nah, I'm okay. One
the ending was bad. But usuallyit's in that habit of here's a new
episode or here's a new season,here's the new stuff. Um, what
is he? GRAVI spoil alert?Is he with all the all the powers
and stuff? Really that doesn't lookprobably don't it's all green. It doesn't
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translate well. But usually they alsodo that with movies, where they'll have
the concept Funko will get the conceptart. I know this because I toured
Funko and like, talk to thepeople. Um, they'll get the concept
dart, they'll base the first designson, so which is why you get
a lot of ones like I didn'tsee that in the movie, saying with
toys and then the second wave isstuff they couldn't get or was revealed in
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the movie or show. So you'resaying, I'm gonna buy the Dead Last
One today? No, I thinkyou're gonna I'm gonna know what, don't
do that? Dar do it tome? Which one? Do you wait?
I'm putting Avatar Funko pops in.Do you think you're gonna get the
Blue People first? Or the AvatarThe Last Airbender People? First? You
get? Oh, little bo KingBoomy, you got first King Booby?
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Nah? Yeah, Booby King Boomy. Oh is he the old he's the
old man that gets super fit theEarth the Earthbender. I saw that one
s that episode with Max. Let'ssee, let's see we get Prince Zuko.
You know he get he gets hotand I got spoiled things. There's
a lot of spoilers in these Funkopops. There you go, that's a
good one. Where's that a?How do I buy that one? You
buy it on pop figures dot com. You know what Cabbage Man? Have
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you loved Cabbage Man? Cabbages?Who's cabbage Man? Oh, you'll you'll
see every season he pops up.He's great cabbage Man. Then there's a
lot of Opa pops. There's actuallya an opa I don't want a big
one. No, there's an appapillow pet for like Ione for Max or
something that'd be a good butt brightthe present because we thought about getting it
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for Teddy. Same level. Well, because Teddy has an owl pillow pet
that he uses, not on thesame the same thing. Okay, one
can talk and have a conversation withyou. Teddy wear sunglasses? Do you
want to see? No, it'sokay. So there's apa the big winners
a little U how much is it? They'll tell you it was releasing twenty
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eighteen. They keep releasing a bunchof I mean, they released a much
more because it went to Netflix,and that's where Avatar really took off.
Same thing with Spider Verse. Theyboth really took off because of Netflix.
And the same thing with Suits rightnow. Have you've seen that Suits is
number one on Netflix? Yeah?That shows so old though, Yeah,
it was because everyone's just rediscovering itfor the first time. VA Glow in
the Dark one, Why no,I want? I want to buy it?
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Why can't I buy it? LikeI have to go to find it
later somewhere else. But speaking ofwhich, since you were gone. How
is your vacation good? Sir?My vacation was a lot, a lot,
a lot of fun. Max hada great time. I had a
great time, and I'm glad thatwe were able to do it. Him
and his mother were gracious enough togo with me on vacation, and I
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was gracious enough to go with them, and it was great. Now,
best thing you ape and then we'lldo the worst things. Oh. The
best thing I ate was this friedsnapper at this gas station that we went
to gas station br just like thegas station taco thing up here, and
gave the third So we got togo on an excursion. And the way
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that his mom did it when shewas able to get us like our own
guide to take us to the excursions. And we were like, we had
three in one day. We're like, we're not gonna do three, Let's
do two. But in between thetwo, let's get food. So he's
like, okay, well, I'mgonna take you where I eat and they
literally it's like inside the gas stationwhere you pay and they have everything inside
of there. You can buy liquor, you can buy uh little snacks and
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drinks. And then they started madethis red snapper hoodie with this white rice
and these pinto beans. They alsogave us a side of the like a
a steak stew. H honey,the lotzapper right from right, dude.
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It was so good and it waslike it felt like everybody knew everybody and
they all were like you knowing,and they knew our driver, Pablos,
so he like they didn't hook it, but like they were like, okay,
we got you guys, like you'recool and be now we're speaking Spanish
as well, like okay, whatever. But that food was great, So
that was awesome. What I didn'tlike was a lot of the resort um,
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a lot of the resort food,which I was very shocked. Kind
of basic, yeah, because butI stated at a reu in Cabo that
was also family friendly. But thiswas twelve years ago and the food was
really good. But maybe this isjust that because there was just so many
people. There were so many people. Was July is kind of the down?
Well yeah, I think that.But there was a lot There wasn't
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a lot of Americans, which Iappreciated, but there was a lot of
Argentinians. There was a lot ofother Dominicans, and there was a lot
of other like Latinos and a lotof Europeans too, which I was like,
oh wow, that's great, likebecause you can tell how Americans just
act and I get why people hateAmericans so much. But like, no,
man, it was it was now, this was before, this was
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before you left. You said youwere gonna do this, and you said
I should do it too. Tipthe person to say no, I didn't.
We didn't have a we didn't havea butler, the concierge or whatever,
but we tipped all the bartenders andum all I tipped the one guy
asked I had a twenty. Iwas like, give me ten back.
But man's eyes lit the f up. He was like, got you buddy.
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Oh he took it twenty and didn'tgive it back. He gave it
back to ten, but he waslike he was happy. And then every
morning we'd have um like a likea sort of waiter at our table to
bring us waters and bring his drinks. And every morning we from since the
first morning, he just was oursame guy. So he always give us
the best table. He had ourtable ready, we don't have to wait
for anybody. He was very promptwith getting us our coffees and drinks,
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and he kept giving him cash,you know, like here's five bucks each
day. He loved it. Sobut I also realized. I also realized
too, that they all pull theyall pulled all their tips, yeah,
which I was like, ah,you know, I get it, but
like, especially if you know someone'slike, well, it is all inclusive,
so I don't have to tip you. Someone's probably like that, you
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know, yeah, but that's ajackass. Yeah. But that way,
that guy who got that waiter,who got that person, isn't screwed the
whole thing, right, Yeah,which I get they I think they just
pulled within their groups of like thelunch and breakfast runch. And then one
guy was so hung over one ofthe waiters because he brought me the wrong
coffee and he was telling us that, yeah, that guy had been drinking
all night and was drinking until atfive am this morning. This is just
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so he went hung over, sohe just kept drinking hair and the dog.
But he brought me the wrong drinkand we were like, well,
that's fine, it's okay. Helooked hurting though he I can tell you're
hurting inside. He had at theReu place at Riu party, which was
like their nightclub, and apparently someof the like the staffers will stay in
party with the guests, and heapparently just kept going till five am.
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This is did yours have a casinoor whatever? Yes, and a casino,
but as like it's the casinos therearen't as like extravagant as they are
here, at least is what I'veseen of the one that's at our resort.
It's like just really an open roomwith maybe like a craps in a
black check table. I didn't go. I miss that. There's two things
we didn't go check because I werewe were there that much. There was
like a center of shops called Kayasomething, and there was the you know,
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we didn't want to it because Maxwanted to do the water park,
which is fine, which also waskind of annoying because they told him we
got there at ten, whut open. They let him ride all the do
all the water park things. Thenwhen more people start showing up, they're
like, oh, you got tobe this height, So they kiboshed him,
which wasn't like, but you've seenhim do it already, why are
we kiboshed him? Was the beachnice clear ass water, the clear as
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water. But there was all thatseaweed but on our beach at Reu.
But then we went to the nextbeach when we took the buggy tour.
No, it just depends one whatlevel you're at, probably the hotel,
and then where you're at. Butit's not that, it's not that annoying.
Yeah. I just step over gettingthe water and the water was warm.
Yeah, it's beautiful. The waveswere smooth and sensual, and I
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loved it. Now, Maura askedme, my fiance asked me to ask
you this, how is your transportfrom the airport to the actual resort.
It was fine, Okay, youjust like I told you, you got
to walk through the airport, walkthrough all the people that do the time
share things. Go outside. There'sa long, long like bar area and
each section every couple feet is likethe Alamo is an enterprise whatever equivalent exactly,
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And you just get in that line. You talk to the person,
They go, okay, here yougo show them your thing. Put I
saved all of the things on myphone in my favorites, so it's easier
to pull up a lot of them. Green goes head pieces of paper like
a lot of n screenshots. That'sall uniqu because all you gotta do is
look at your name, look atyour number, and they pull it up.
Okay, but my mom, andthen make sure you have cash immediately
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so you can tip the guy that'sgetting you from the airport to the resort,
especially if you get stuck with himon the way back, and then
you're screwed if you didn't gave myguy. In my head mentally, I
was like, all right, it'suh twelve forty five. He's like,
if you can get me to theairport before one thirty, I'll give him
nine bucks. It's too late,and I'll give him five bucks. It's
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weird, like alanas because I wassomething to do while I was waiting.
I'm saying, you're going to puta lot of fives. Fives? Is
your key? Just cash in generalman? Yeah, Now you can bring twenties,
they'll they break it for you.But you think one hundred dollars you're
spent in tips over that more thanthat, I mean, I don't know
when. Yeah, I mean,yeah, bring bring cash, okay,
two hundred dollars, bring cash,cash, four hundred dollars in cash because
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how are you gonna pay for thefreaking excursions? Are you already prepaying those?
I use a credit card, butokay, all right, yeah you
can do that too. Yeah Iget them points, baby Chase. You
can go anywhere, no foreign transactionfee. What about you? What about
your week without me? It wasyou know, we survived, we're thriving.
We're here now you're here now,which is great? Hey? Now,
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hey, now is I are madeup? The on the free I
heeart radio up you can put incounting crows. I didn't realize the other
day when I was driving from Eastonback here, there's a lot of bangers
they had, so hey, now, no, I was I was thinking
McGuire, there Zoe one or twodocumentaries or documentary movie? Is trash?
Don't launch. I'm too old forthat. I know, I know.
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Um. But then brother, mybrother John Hood, uh throughout the first
pitch at the Richmond Flying Square Earlsthis weekend and he did good. It
went sideways, but it got acrossthe plate. You know, that's okay?
What is he nervous? Like?What was it? So he didn't
know because he's like, oh yeah, he knows he's doing the first pitch,
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but he didn't know. Like theflying squirrels get like as many people
as they can through, so it'slike a bunch of birthdays. There's a
fan of the game. It wasmilitary night, so they had a military
person who was the last person tothrow out the pitch, and so he
was like seventh person in line orsomething. So it's like he was a
five year old or a three yearold. He was a ten year old
throughout the first pitch and he waslike, oh, okay, great,
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and then it got to him.And then obviously when it doesn't look far
but it is farther than you realizeand you don't want to it's ninety feet.
Yeah, yeah, something like that, something like that. Yeah,
but he did good and funny enough. It was also going to be fireworks
night until it rained during America theBeautiful And I don't care how patriotic you
are, you ain't stanning out therewhen it's hailing on for your country.
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So everyone left the game. Ihad raising kings for the first time too.
This is good. He's good aroundhere. Sterling is the closest one.
Should we go? I think wemight do that and I will do
that maybe next week. Because cookoutwasn't bad. It wasn't Sterling's probably the
same seeing two cars again. Yes, so that I go home. I
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like road tripping with you in thatcar. You get road tripping. Look
at beating behind my car? Youknow you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
but then we can't really talk andlike have a conversation. Well,
Saturday we will do that because I'mgonna park at your house, so I'm
gonna be gone by like noon,buddy, Yeah, I'll be there,
okay if I'm going because More doesn'twant me to drive from Baltimore back because
she doesn't trust anyone who's going toBaltimore that night except me. Yeah,
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why does anyone trust me so much? Is you got drusted in face?
No? I no, I donot have the opposite, the most angriest
face ever. But Eric, don'tworry because of all you think he might
be angry. These people, theyangrier, they hungrier. It's time for
some missconnections. Were reading real Missconnectionsfrom the DMV and I want to start
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off with this one. It's notvery sexual. A lot of them usually
are, but this one is aHallmark movie slashes, only one of two
in the making Craigslist ad for lookingfor a wedding date. O. Hey,
so in September, I have awedding. I'm going to going so
that I can bring I get Iget a plus one two. I don't
know what that message said, openbar, good food, and dancing.
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Should be a great time wedding.He's out in West VIRGINNY. So I
can either drive us on back afteror get an Airbnb message away if you're
interested. Have we gotten to thepoint that people are now looking for wedding
dates instead of you know, theirfriends are hire an actor. They're saying,
hey, Missconnections, go with meto a wedding for a good time.
Why not? That's not a badidea, right, not a bad
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idea. This guy lives in Gainesville, so it's not even that far.
Well, it's far, but notas far. If if you were,
like, you know, in Alexandriaor Arlington, you're on the other side
of sixty six and four ninety five, you know, practically they're in West
VIRGINNY. You're right, but hey, not all sexual things on misconnections.
Finally, and we're gonna go fromthat to the antithesis of that junk in
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the trunk. Oh yeah, junkin the trunk, burke Va, junk
in the trunk. Hit me upand that's it. That's it. That's
all they know. Next one planetfitness the Booie location. Now if there's
two in booty, I don't knowif there are multiple in the boot and
Booie, but hey, you gottapick which one. Your sweat made your
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muscles and your bulge very noticeable.You caught me looking as you walked by,
and smiled as you quickly grabbed andreadjusted it. I've tried to catch
you at the gym the last fewtimes, of no luck. I want
to I want to grab it too. I'm a male. Sorry to disappoint,
but if you're looking for a female, it's not me. I think
they're looking for you. If theysmile that even grabbed it for you,
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I think on it bro Yeah allright. Next one missconnection with headache,
heure falls church. No string servicefrom military, Leo's, fireman, athletes,
mechanics, construction workers and landscapers.You straight, slash, curious,
muscular, and in need of relief. Send picks plural if interested. I
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host and assure total distract discretion.No pick equals no way Leo's. I
don't know why Leo's were randomly itis all jobs and Leo's no string services
from military. What does that mean? Whatever you want no attachments, Come
on in, get it done.Oh gotcha headache cure? Oh for Leo.
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Specifically for le we send this toJohn. No, okay, he's
got Molly. Okay, all right. College girl home for summer babysitting.
Hello, They're like, Okay,why are we reading a babysitting dad.
I'm a college freshman home for thesummer and looking for some babysitting gigs.
Okay, bonus if you're a cool, fun older couple that would also like
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to hang out and do fun things, please be real and local to Nova
preferably, and I look forward tohearing from you. Yep, these situations
are real, y'all. Near Bailey'sCrossroads in Art College girl for summer babysitting.
Next, looking for female want tobe farmer? Leytonsville High Looking for
a female thirty five to fifty fivewant to be farmer to share slash work
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slash upkeep with me. You needto be fit and motivated, have some
decent income. I'm a fifty sevenyear old man retired for thirty five years.
It spend up to eight send upto send up to eight sentence essay
on why you would like to trythis and a couple of pictures have a
good day? Sentence essay. When'sthe last time you wrote anything over two
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hundred characters? Never? Ever,it's been like a millennium, like Morris
sister had to do, like essaysand disrotations for like master's degree and stuff.
I like something. Never I can'tlook at word and at the more
than one page GPT helped me,and then the next one or last one.
It is a follow up because we'veactually talked about this person before.
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All right foot seas with Pete inDuPont Circle, Pete, you slide devil?
Why at the Club nine you satacross from me with my neighbors,
stroking my ankle last Friday? Thenyou ran off of your friends drunk,
leaving me hot and bothered. Iswear I'm gonna get you back when I
catch you alone looking for trouble,hopelessly stroked in DuPont DC. Same person.
We talked about this because we tryto look at what Club nine it
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was like about a month ago,the same person posted it again trying to
look for Pete choking the club nine. Again we couldn't find it. Remember
we didn't. We weren't sure whichwhat was referring to. Yeah, you're
right, but they know if they'rethe misconnection. If you're Pete with the
ankle stroking, do you know whereto go? Wow? But that does
it for us this week on Let'sGet Weird. Next week we will be
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having our pre raising Canes episode.Let me tell you that bread is divine.
You get They have three options onthe Men Ready to Go and all
of them include bread. I'm readyand we're gonna get that post Malone cup.
You know what I'm saying. Ithink the post Malone cup is the
only the one in Denver. It'severy cup has every location has it,
but they change it out every week. It's kind of like a happy meal,
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but it's for adults because post Malonecup. But you can follow me
at Andrew Hoodie with a why youcan follow Eric Mister Eric V that's Mr
r icy kV has some vacation photosup there, so go ahead and like
them. Give him a comment.See how cute Max is now? He's
great with his bandan On. Yeah, you know what I'm saying, And
always remember it's okay to be weirdand sexy. It got weird, didn't
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it. Yeah,