September 26, 2023 • 25 mins
Is Erick convinced that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are dating? Join Hoody and Erick as we deep-dive into Erick's conspiracy theory and also figure out how soon Erick will get a PlayStation 5 after Hoody will get one! Plus what is Hoody's singature cocktail at his wedding and even more Missed Connections from the DMV! All that and more in this week's Let's Get Weird!
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Let's get this podcast to get andyour boys gotta go to dumb Freeze for
some reason. And hopefully you're readybecause it's time to get weird. You're
prepared for it to get weird.Things are gonna get weird. It's getting
weird. I'm gonna get real weird. Let's get weird. Let's get where?
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Where getting Where? Are you readyto get weird with Hoodie and Eric.
I'm ready listening already because it listeneda hundred and fifty fifth episode of
Let's Get Weird. I'm gonna shavemy mustatch. Oh. I thought you're
gonna say something completely different. Igotta take a shit. You're gonna say
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I'm gonna shape my. I gottatrip my. I ken't do it yourself,
or you go to the barber todo that. I mean, obviously
you get it trimmed when you geteverything else trying. I like it when
he does it because it's a reallygood job, and I always screw Now
they're using little scissors, or they'reusing a little buzzer. The buzz are
thinking. You know what I reallywant to do. I mentioned this a
million times in this podcast. Ireally want to get a straight rat shave
again. Now that's when they usethe actual blade. Right. Also,
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my name's Hoodie by America and everyweek we come to give you the weird
sourcing around our lives, the world, the Internet, then the universe and
you're in it. But that's one. It's a straight Now. I think
we're gonna do that for my weddingnow. But here's the thing. Is
that a day of thing or aday before thing? Because obviously you were
getting stubble. I don't know.Because it's a clean race, it's a
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clean I think you do it theday before just in case something fucks up.
Yeah, do it the day offloor, do it mid day,
don't do it early, but doit a little bit later in the day,
so that at nine o'clock, rightbefore the close. Hey, I
know you're trying to get out ofhere. That's the worst time, worst
time to anyone's going to a haircutbarber or you're asking for it. You're
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asking for it. Now are yougonna do it? Have you researched where
you're because you're getting married in market? Hey? Market? Are there any
barber shops down there? Classically done? I don't know. I probably should
look that up. But I meanI could stick with what my go to
because they have that options too withFloyd's. But yeah, it's kind of
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you know, it's Floyd's. Butif you go to like because there's a
lot of a couple of like traditionalbarber shops downtown DC that would do it.
But it's not cheap, you knowthat, right? Oh? I
know it's it's if you want agood one, it's like forty bucks at
least at least for a straight raisingfor me, my straight raizor for you.
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I get because you got a lotof here. I ain't got nothing
going on here, Nothing will evergo on there time though you want it,
you want it to be done,correct. You also want them to
do the massage, the hot towel, lather up the shaving cream and then
you know, moisturize your face afterand after I did. Maybe we should
do the is it boardroom? Isthat one one of those ones we were
trying to think of doing. Wasthat one? Maybe in this area it's
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more of a chain, but it'seasier just to find the chick. I
don't want to go to a chain. Why that for that? I don't
want to go to a chain.I want to go to. Yeah,
but I don't want to go tolike the barber down the street. It's
not the barber down the street,I'm telling you. Do you know which
one I'm talking about. It's kindof sketchy. No, they're like I
said, there's a couple of downtownDC, and I gotta find it.
I'll figure it out. I willfind some. I will find some for
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you because I really want to doit. You know what, I'm gonna
look young as though you're ready.I can't wait. I felt weird about
is it? This was not thismost recent haircut. For the last haircut,
the lady who did it didn't cutit's my back hair, yeah,
which is like the top like whateverthat is the area right, didn't cut
everything the length, So there wasone piece of hair that would always like
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sit here and it was super long, and more was like, can I
just cut it? I was like, fine, but it's my hair and
it's cut it. I was like, that's a lot more than I thought
you were gonna cut. What areyou doing? So she missed the cuts,
which basically would happen. I think, so, yeah, you didn't
see it when you put the mirrorback. Now, because you they put
the jewett and I don't see anything. And then when you you know,
get in, get in, takeyour shot ower and everything. When you're
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when your quaff is moving, it'smoving. It's a moving, it's a
moving. You know. They mademade an instagram for our our DC one
on one boss ors curl right.Oh, it's called the Capital Curl because
he likes posting. That probably won'tbe posted as much as he used to
be. No, it's three peoplethat I know. But I think those
three people don't sit over there,and you know they're still okay, they
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still sit over there. That makessense that they have nothing else going on
seeing about someone's hair curl because hetalks about it all the time. So
it's hilarious. But whatever, he'sthriving. So I love him. I'm
happy for him. You might geta PS five from him. I gotta
figured how much he wants for it. I remember me to ask. When
we're done, we'll go ask himright now. I don't know what you
want. No, not right now, one point no no, no,
no, we're fine. We gotwe gotta see what happens. We're thriving.
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We're riving. Let's get weird baby. You know what I'm saying.
Hate when you do love it?You love so much love. When I
give you sweet kisses, you andTeddy get the same amount of kisses.
So anyway, anyway, PS five, you might be buying from our bottle,
one of our bos. You mightbe buying today from dumb Frieze.
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Potentially. That's why I had togo to Dumfrieze. Is Target. Here's
the thing, this is the firsttime I had this problem with Target.
Will not let me buy it BSfive untiless I go to dumb Frieze.
Got hit up. Rests in FairfaxRockville. Where is dumb Is that more
west? Like it's a little bitsouth of Manassas, so it's like Manassas
exit for Potomac Mills is the nextexit after and then after that's Woodbridge,
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right, No, Woodbridge is likebefore that. So it's Woodbridge, which
is like the west of Potomac millsasis after the dumb Friezes. After dumb
Frieze is like the Quantico exit.Oh wow, that's a litmus test the
Quantico because there's one in Fredericksburg.I was like, oh no, I
gover to Burke, not far betteruse that you have the easy past more,
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don't look at the easy past.Don't look at the easy cheap as
hell? Now though to do theeasy sens when you go, yeah,
you know if it's it's also Ifeel like easy pass is seasonal, so
they know it's Christmas. They're like, I'm gonna jack it up. Yeah,
but you're still cheaper, paying acheaper rate because you have the easy
pass than what then what the normalrate is? No? You never looked
that up for us? What orI never looked it up for us?
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That you pay a cheaper rate becauseyou already you're in the easy pass,
so you pay a cheap easy passpay. That's what everybody pays. No,
no, no, no, no, no, no no no no.
If you don't have your easy pass, it says sixty bucks, you're
not paying the sixty bucks. You'repaying thirty No, I'm paying sixty bucks
that are on the No. No, if you are you thinking that if
you don't have an easy pass,you take the lane, you're getting charged
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with extra fee for not having theeasy pass. No, if you take
the lane, okay, And itsays sixty bucks where sixty bucks. It
ran around on why reason sixty bucks, because yeah, they've done that in
a couple of times. You becauseyou're in the easy pass program, you
don't pay that rate. You paya pro rate, cheaper rate. Then
who pays that rate the people thatdon't have the pass that go through it.
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But the only people going through itare the ones that they know they
have the little blocking. Everybody doesthat hood it's because some people, I
think that's more you're getting charged to. Some people are just doing that to
go through it. Just a pagejust to see how much it is today,
and maybe I'll test it if itsays it's like four bucks. What's
the website? I always forget?Well, you'res different, right. That's
interesting though, is that how likethere's not one system I guess because American
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roads are run by the states oflike easy passes the whole thing, because
like there's that. I think Floridais the Orange Pass. But yeah,
you can still get accept it.It's a weird, like weird, like
you thought their transactions were with countries. That's the way the transactions get weird
with the states is the easy passes. I gotta log in. Okay,
Well, while you're figuring that out, I do want to tell you we
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figured out our wedding cocktail, oursignature cocktail, and it is gonna be
a margarita. Gonna open your legs, Really, give me two margaritas.
Why are margarita? Because it tastesgood. It was the best cocktail we
could have gotten. Oh, Isee your signature cocktail. You can still
get whatever you want, but signaturecocktail be the margarita. You're gonna have
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tetos, Yes, tetoes. Ofcourse we bought that level of alcohol,
and we also bought apparently, ourlevel of tequila is Jimmy Buffett's Margarita Ville
Tequila. So one up for thisman in the sky, now you know,
says, So it's gonna be somecome, come prepared with your electrolytes.
Would you be mad if I startedbringing my own alcohol? Well,
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you can't get kicked out if youbring in your own alcohol, right Why
because they're like, don't bring inyour own alcohol. They're paid. If
you got a flat that's whatever.But hey, yeah margarita we had that
is either that a whiskey sour ora kind of a cherry vodka spritzy.
Drinking a little bit. But wewent to margarretta because it goes well with
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the meal. That's all I'm saying, is that my buddy tasting some steak
some chicken for you. Potatoes aredivine. You're gonna love these potatoes.
I love them. You said thatbefore about the potato. Yeah, I
told you yesterday the potatoes were thebest part. Yeah. Using toll facilities
often and I want to stay morewith the discount plan. You get a
discount plan. Yeah, you joineda discount Yeah, but you're already in
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it. Eric wasn't paid attention toeverything. I know. I wasn't paid
attention. One track mind over there. No, I'm not one track mind.
Check train, train, go throughtunnel. That's what Eric's brain is.
Mar I say mashed potatoes. Ijust said the potatoes. Sorry,
there is a discount. You geta discount. This website sucks on my
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phone. It's the internet because theinternet in this buildings none of the best.
Let me tell you. Also forsomething, did you update the iOS?
Seventeen hasn't asked me mind? Andfor some reason, Facebook has been
real slow, Like I am tryingto look at for photos for the thing
we're posting. It was like twominutes to the photo loaded Jesus, it
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was a grade of the entire Sosee here the other day I took it
and it was dollar eighty five.That's don't know how much a toll was.
We says twenty two fifty eight overthere. But it's the balance balance
you're pointing at that light. Youput twenty five dollars a month in or
whatever, right, or doesn't takeit out, So then if you use
it takes out a dollar. Oh, you put twenty five dollars in your
easy past every month or it's mine? Has it where it's it reaches a
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certain threshold that that's what I'm lookingfor. Yeah, so it's a discount
of pros, it's a rate.It's a better morn. I've had the
easy pass for what like two monthsnow, still have and used it.
So maybe I should use it todayjust to see if it works. And
I can put it on h Vthree flex right, because the PS five
in the front scene buckled up forsafety officer, this officer thing in this
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car. Let me tell you manyaspects of things. The past two years,
my credit card increased its limit.That's how much I'm buying or I'm
good, I'm buying is because ofme. Yeah, my credit card things
increase last week. Is that agood thing or a bad things? It's
a good thing, but a badthing. It's a good thing because that
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means you're paying it, but it'sa bad thing because you're a good thing.
They want you to spend more.Exactly, she has to call them
and say, no, I wantyou to decrease it all. I don't
want them to because we've got weddingexpenses to pay for, so they can
who keep increasing it? You know, but then your rates go up and
then that's how you get screwed.The bigger credit card debt mine like,
we paid off more as on thatevery week we paid off. So even
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if I don't have the money,I paid off somehow with my blending sometime
with my work around the house.To let's say, anyway, speaking of
work around the house, let's talkabout work around the football for you,
mainly lack thereof probably now will befor the first future, for the rest
of the year. Now, no, not yet. I have had Tuah
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and I've had Jalen Hurts. Andhere's the thing. Jalen Hurts does good,
but not as uh fantasy because they'rerecording is on a Tuesday last night
the Cruise because les play the books, Commanders, and Bills. He had
the Bills defense. But we're gonnado it. Doesn't do a thing where
it's like how you did or something. It does. Let's see I Jayalen
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Hurts had twenty one points. Twohad twenty eight points, so it's yeah,
it's really But here's the thing.Two has been surprising everybody. So
watch the time I start too,He's gonna get hurt. Like you know
that happens. I'm two and one. By the way, Oh, I
take on Sauce again. I'm oneand two. That's what happened. When
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we have a six person league.You could take on the same people real
quick. Hey, no one's went. No one's undefeated, though that's nice.
At least no one's undefeated. Really, I'm better than Cruise, that's
all that matters. But Cruise beatme, so yeah, John's oh wow.
But speaking of fantasy football teams,I have one Travis Kelsey, who
I'm a little worried about might beunderperforming in the near future because he has
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a certain pop star he's dating questionMark. Can we want to be nice
and polite about this. Can wenot see that this is fake, that
this is a publicity stunt. BecauseThe Kelsey's, Travis and his brother have
a great podcast, so you canlisten to probably on the iHeart radio app.
They also have the His other brotherhas a TV show or an Amazon
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Prime show called The Kelsey's. It'sabout his life with his with his wife
and their kid. And then Travis, who has been in television before,
because he did do a dating showback in the day, like what six
years ago? It was on MTV, right, David Kelsey, I didn't
remember that. Yeah, he dida TV show about dating. Here's the
thing. Who watched MTV after liketwo thousand and nine when teen Mom came
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on, you know, watching theChallenge still but's on CBS apparently now.
So it's using my paramount. PlusI'm not using your paramount plus who By
the way, I need to figureout who's using all my things because I've
seen some weird stuff. I'm watchingHulu, my Hulu Hulu. We're just
watching New Girl again again? Okay, but who's watching nine or two one
on on my Amazon Prime? Thisman, we live in the nineties right
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now, right? And then myHulu can't keep it, won't let me,
Leonard Katy, You'll find it,and then I can't watch. Where's
Rexham? Season two? Welcome toRexham, Welcome to Rexam season two.
But anyways, back to Travis andTaylor thing people, so sorry, let's
give them a deep dive in casethey don't know they're listening to our podcast
at Alice all adopt no news.Uh it is. Travis Kelsey invited Taylor
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Swift to last week's game, theChiefs Game Slide into the DM. She
showed up, participated in this family'spre game before the thing, sat in
their sweet they won that she exitedinto pop pretty much everyone pointed at her
at the game instead of Patrick Mahomes'swife and brother. Uh. Then they
had a party after they kicked peopleout of a restaurant so they could party.
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That's all we know. Are theytechnically dating now and that's debatable,
But anyway back to you now,I think the whole thing is a publicity
stunt that that they're both using eachother just day and which is a you
know, Taylor Swift, but peopleare like really buying into this and thinking
it's a legit relationship. I mean, I think it is a very good
time for this relationship to blossom forTravis Kelsey say that. Just be on
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my side, and I'm partially onyour side because you know, I feel
like the kel their podcast is blownup a lot more than it did written
recent months. They have that show. Letty my TikTok feed was just mind
you. I have Travis Kelcey andmy fantasy teams on my PY two.
Hey man, Taylor Swift, hermovie is coming out in two weeks.
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They can get the NFL to promotethe movie for the next two weeks.
And it is funny because I thinklast time I checked that they might have
changed it. The NFL official Twitteraccount NFL Taylor's version is Taylor's this is
such a It's so okay, allright, well, you know what,
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It's fine. I mean, buthere's the thing I fight with a Taylor
personally. Feel like any celebrity relationshipimpacts the team usually in the long run.
For most teams. We've looked atJessica Simpson, you had Olivia Munn,
who you thought was Olivia Wild withAaron Rodgers. Now this maybe yeah,
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but but Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson. That was real. That wasn't
like he slid in the DMS.He wasn't mind you. Taylor Swift was
an Eagles fan. So is atEagles Fankasy group inside of Philly. And
and Travis's brother plays for the Eagles. I've always forget his other brother's name.
He's the center for jon Jason Kelsey, Thank you, Andrew, And
so Jason is an Eagles, thecenter and they just won the Super Bowl.
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Now if there's another rematch, what'sgoing to happen? That'd be a
good game, great gause. Thatwas last year's right, it was last
year Super Bowl and hopefully the Eagleswinning this year. Nope, we want
the No, we want the Eaglesthe way because because a month later we
will be going there. So definitelydon't want. We want the Eagles fans
auty and celebrate what I'm saying.I don't want. I don't want that.
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Eagles fans of the worst, hesaid they did last night the Bucks
game. They wouldn't let the Bucksign go all the way up. What's
the Buck sign? The Bucks hadthis huge like sign that was covering the
end zone before the game, andEagle fans were stopping it by holding it
so that you couldn't pull it.It's a point of the buck sign.
It's just a buck sign in theend zone. Eagles fans and the endzone.
They should have put the Eagles fanssomewhere else. You know. It's
like how we went to the World'sGame a month ago and then the Mets
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fan took over that whole left fieldside. You know, can't control who
sits where you actually can, It'svery easy. Look at how WrestleMania pre
sale tickets again. It went.Here's the top part, here's right part
here, and they did count ofclockwise of how they sold the tickets.
Yeah, but you can't. Youdon't know who's gonna buy it. It
could be all the sale code forthe Eagles. Here you go. I'm
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just saying, anyway I expect.Do you think actually, because the writers
strike is over, obviously, we'rewaiting on the sac after strick to see
what that happens. Video game trickmight be happening soon and in your future
in the motive strikes going on rightnow. Yeah, do you think Taylor
Swift will have like a red carpetpremiere for that movie? Did they have
that for like the Justin Bieber KatiePerry once back in the day they did.
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Yeah, yeah, I feel likethat is where you solidify the relationship.
If you're gonna solidify it, relationsgo he could tell it's a Friday,
he could go, he's gotta travelwith the team. Fam that's la
like what maybe gull It depends whenit comes out Kansas City. I thought
that bad a flight. Andy Reidwill not allow that. You're definitely now
causing a distraction for your team andthey could potentially win the sle again.
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They have the greatest quarterback. Seethat. There was like a thousand percent
increase in Travis Kelsey jersey sales overthe weekend. That's fine. I'm not
buying it. He might. Imight get you one for Christmas. Don't
buy me a jersey. I'm nota Jason Kelsey, not a Jersey guy.
Definitely not an Eagle jersey, butJason. I'm a Commander Slash Redskins
fan for my whole life. Okay. Giants definitely not the rab the Ravens
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on occasion, not Girlan Poe's overhere, Bene, who's the one who's
the president who turned on? Hewasn't president. He definitely wasn't president.
He had me on a roll.Lost thing I got you. Well,
let's get on into it. Thingsthat will definitely make you lose your mind.
It's time for some miss connections wherewe read real miss connections from the
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actual DMV page of Craigslist called Washington, DC dot craigslist dot org slash whatever
it is. Uh. These arepeople looking for love, probably in the
wrong place. They did not findlove in a hopeless place. Let's just
say that love in a hopeless place. Sure, all right, Eric,
here's the first one. You gotit, baby. You want to take
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me shopping, then give then giveyou a show Washington. Okay, we
talked on him before, lost youremail. But you wanted to take me
shopping and then give me then giveyou a fashion show at home. By
the way, we're touching knee toknee hoodie skin. You're very warm.
Well, I try to have mywarm body. My favorite movie, Warm
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Bodies. It's Warm Bodies. It'sthe one. It's the Romeo and Juliet
movie. But there's zombies. Neverseen Nicholas Holt, never seen, Rob
Quordryld. Okay, all right,there's that one. There's the next one.
We used to watch movies in ourunderwear together. We do that sometimes?
Why have we done? Never?Fairfax? Oh wait, this is
on cancer on campus Mason Nation.Man for anybody, we used to hang
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watch movies and Chill would love tohave that again. Anybody wants to hang
out in their underwear. But andChill k movie maker ninety nine together?
What does that mean? I don'tknow you google your phone. I don't
want to put on my I don'twant to put on my work computer.
Buy a porn site. Let's see. Uh it's a movie maker all right,
all right, I don't know whatthat is. But hey, if
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you're on campus Mason Nations like hangingout in your underwear, you know you
gotta you can't just stay on campus. It's call him at George Mason University.
There's five campuses are in this greaterarea of universities. Everyone knows what
the actual Mason campuses though. Comeon, it's in Fairfax, Virginia.
Baby two zero three zero. Thisis ZIP code for Mason. There's Collie
Park College Park. There's Collie Park. Yeah, but we just talked about
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George Mason together, just saying it. They know it's George Mason because the
paragraph previous you mentioned George Mason nation. He literally just said makes a nation
before we did it. Also,this is a this you know what this
is. This is be pinpointed inthe nursing buildings. So enjoying that as
well. Nine games Bethesda guy Bethesdaseeking other guy for mind games free Now
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I have my own place, onlymine. What do you think mind games
are? I mean, is ita sexual term? Maybe they're gonna try
to use the force too. Isabout head erect sense? Alrightt next man
down up late raining fun Man forfemale h I know it's a male for
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female, Man for females, sothat's funnier man. I'm looking for a
beautiful sub woman that's looking for fun, venture, passion and whatever. You
want to try. Man for femaled D slash. Also in Fairfax,
you know it's not not at by, it's off campus. Is love right
(22:30):
by? I know this area intersection. It's right by the Aldi, uh,
next to the Walmart and Fairfax.I still have going to an oldie.
It's good. You should take oneright there. We should go together.
We should film. When you gottaget groceries necks every day you buy
groceries every day. I don't.I don't like to. I don't like
to buy a lot because then Ifeel like it goes to waste. Okay,
well you miss morning coffee. Whydid you pick this one? You
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know I'm gonna ran about this.Please espresso, I'll bring the cream,
bring the queen. I just needmy espresso here. That's all I need.
This is by the I don't knowwhat the hell this is the lake
out there, I don't know wherethe hell. That is definitely not Leasburg.
That's some moonies of Leesburg. Nextone, Eric chant titty Chantilly looking
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for friendship, looking for a friendfor conversation and friendship. Let us chat
and go for dinner. I'm readinghow they wrote it. By the way,
love to spend time to explore themutual interests and passion. Desi guy
here male for female only. What'sa guy? Well, let's look it
up, Desi guy Urban Dictionary Urbansaid, meaning well, you know,
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describe someone born and raised in Americafrom parents of Indian. Oh boy,
nice to right and our last oneand washing looking for a girl looking for
a girlfriend twenties thirties man looking woman, You are looking for a girl in
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her twenties and thirties. I'm aman looking for a woman any girl twenties
and thirties. I'm Latin boy inthirty What does that mean looking for a
woman or girl? We're a friendand more noe me boy. You should
be w girl, white girl,white girl. So that's that's what that
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is. And that was your misconnectionfor the week and podcast with you.
It's always a fun time because usuallyit's kind of a shuffle of what we're
doing. That's what we're doing,makes ready for our aim with this podcast,
let us know we want to wewant to reach out to you and
also touch you as well. Likeyou I want to do that and at
mister Rick v At Andrew Hoodie withthe why. We appreciate you all for
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listening. Any questions, comments areconcerns sliding to my DMS. Not in
next week. Eric will have aPS five. No he won't, Yes,
he will know he will not endthis months which is next this week
actually saw on Friday, Eric willhave a PS five. If it's one
hundred dollars, will take it.I mean he might give it to you
to do a barter with him.One hundred dollars and you do a shift
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on Big one hundred already do ashift on well, but you do it
for free. Oh I mean thatthat's that's kind of worth that good price,
So that's kind of worthy. Youget paid in video game consoles.
What a life? What a lifethat was? Does a dream you had
as a kid trying to be like, Oh, I can't wait to work
at Game Stop and get paid invideo games for money? There's money.
When I worked at Toys those yearsago, that's all I wanted was free
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stuff. But when the RC cars, oh my god, did I ever
Anyway, we'll talk to you nextweek. I always remember it's okay to
be weird and sexy. It gotweird, didn't it. Yeah,
Let's get this podcast to get andyour boys gotta go to dumb Freeze for
some reason. And hopefully you're readybecause it's time to get weird. You're
prepared for it to get weird.Things are gonna get weird. It's getting
weird. I'm gonna get real weird. Let's get weird. Let's get where?
(00:21):
Where getting Where? Are you readyto get weird with Hoodie and Eric.
I'm ready listening already because it listeneda hundred and fifty fifth episode of
Let's Get Weird. I'm gonna shavemy mustatch. Oh. I thought you're
gonna say something completely different. Igotta take a shit. You're gonna say
(00:43):
I'm gonna shape my. I gottatrip my. I ken't do it yourself,
or you go to the barber todo that. I mean, obviously
you get it trimmed when you geteverything else trying. I like it when
he does it because it's a reallygood job, and I always screw Now
they're using little scissors, or they'reusing a little buzzer. The buzz are
thinking. You know what I reallywant to do. I mentioned this a
million times in this podcast. Ireally want to get a straight rat shave
again. Now that's when they usethe actual blade. Right. Also,
(01:06):
my name's Hoodie by America and everyweek we come to give you the weird
sourcing around our lives, the world, the Internet, then the universe and
you're in it. But that's one. It's a straight Now. I think
we're gonna do that for my weddingnow. But here's the thing. Is
that a day of thing or aday before thing? Because obviously you were
getting stubble. I don't know.Because it's a clean race, it's a
(01:30):
clean I think you do it theday before just in case something fucks up.
Yeah, do it the day offloor, do it mid day,
don't do it early, but doit a little bit later in the day,
so that at nine o'clock, rightbefore the close. Hey, I
know you're trying to get out ofhere. That's the worst time, worst
time to anyone's going to a haircutbarber or you're asking for it. You're
(01:53):
asking for it. Now are yougonna do it? Have you researched where
you're because you're getting married in market? Hey? Market? Are there any
barber shops down there? Classically done? I don't know. I probably should
look that up. But I meanI could stick with what my go to
because they have that options too withFloyd's. But yeah, it's kind of
(02:15):
you know, it's Floyd's. Butif you go to like because there's a
lot of a couple of like traditionalbarber shops downtown DC that would do it.
But it's not cheap, you knowthat, right? Oh? I
know it's it's if you want agood one, it's like forty bucks at
least at least for a straight raisingfor me, my straight raizor for you.
(02:37):
I get because you got a lotof here. I ain't got nothing
going on here, Nothing will evergo on there time though you want it,
you want it to be done,correct. You also want them to
do the massage, the hot towel, lather up the shaving cream and then
you know, moisturize your face afterand after I did. Maybe we should
do the is it boardroom? Isthat one one of those ones we were
trying to think of doing. Wasthat one? Maybe in this area it's
(03:00):
more of a chain, but it'seasier just to find the chick. I
don't want to go to a chain. Why that for that? I don't
want to go to a chain.I want to go to. Yeah,
but I don't want to go tolike the barber down the street. It's
not the barber down the street,I'm telling you. Do you know which
one I'm talking about. It's kindof sketchy. No, they're like I
said, there's a couple of downtownDC, and I gotta find it.
I'll figure it out. I willfind some. I will find some for
(03:23):
you because I really want to doit. You know what, I'm gonna
look young as though you're ready.I can't wait. I felt weird about
is it? This was not thismost recent haircut. For the last haircut,
the lady who did it didn't cutit's my back hair, yeah,
which is like the top like whateverthat is the area right, didn't cut
everything the length, So there wasone piece of hair that would always like
(03:44):
sit here and it was super long, and more was like, can I
just cut it? I was like, fine, but it's my hair and
it's cut it. I was like, that's a lot more than I thought
you were gonna cut. What areyou doing? So she missed the cuts,
which basically would happen. I think, so, yeah, you didn't
see it when you put the mirrorback. Now, because you they put
the jewett and I don't see anything. And then when you you know,
get in, get in, takeyour shot ower and everything. When you're
(04:05):
when your quaff is moving, it'smoving. It's a moving, it's a
moving. You know. They mademade an instagram for our our DC one
on one boss ors curl right.Oh, it's called the Capital Curl because
he likes posting. That probably won'tbe posted as much as he used to
be. No, it's three peoplethat I know. But I think those
three people don't sit over there,and you know they're still okay, they
(04:27):
still sit over there. That makessense that they have nothing else going on
seeing about someone's hair curl because hetalks about it all the time. So
it's hilarious. But whatever, he'sthriving. So I love him. I'm
happy for him. You might geta PS five from him. I gotta
figured how much he wants for it. I remember me to ask. When
we're done, we'll go ask himright now. I don't know what you
want. No, not right now, one point no no, no,
no, we're fine. We gotwe gotta see what happens. We're thriving.
(04:50):
We're riving. Let's get weird baby. You know what I'm saying.
Hate when you do love it?You love so much love. When I
give you sweet kisses, you andTeddy get the same amount of kisses.
So anyway, anyway, PS five, you might be buying from our bottle,
one of our bos. You mightbe buying today from dumb Frieze.
(05:11):
Potentially. That's why I had togo to Dumfrieze. Is Target. Here's
the thing, this is the firsttime I had this problem with Target.
Will not let me buy it BSfive untiless I go to dumb Frieze.
Got hit up. Rests in FairfaxRockville. Where is dumb Is that more
west? Like it's a little bitsouth of Manassas, so it's like Manassas
exit for Potomac Mills is the nextexit after and then after that's Woodbridge,
(05:32):
right, No, Woodbridge is likebefore that. So it's Woodbridge, which
is like the west of Potomac millsasis after the dumb Friezes. After dumb
Frieze is like the Quantico exit.Oh wow, that's a litmus test the
Quantico because there's one in Fredericksburg.I was like, oh no, I
gover to Burke, not far betteruse that you have the easy past more,
(05:55):
don't look at the easy past.Don't look at the easy cheap as
hell? Now though to do theeasy sens when you go, yeah,
you know if it's it's also Ifeel like easy pass is seasonal, so
they know it's Christmas. They're like, I'm gonna jack it up. Yeah,
but you're still cheaper, paying acheaper rate because you have the easy
pass than what then what the normalrate is? No? You never looked
that up for us? What orI never looked it up for us?
(06:17):
That you pay a cheaper rate becauseyou already you're in the easy pass,
so you pay a cheap easy passpay. That's what everybody pays. No,
no, no, no, no, no, no no no no.
If you don't have your easy pass, it says sixty bucks, you're
not paying the sixty bucks. You'repaying thirty No, I'm paying sixty bucks
that are on the No. No, if you are you thinking that if
you don't have an easy pass,you take the lane, you're getting charged
(06:38):
with extra fee for not having theeasy pass. No, if you take
the lane, okay, And itsays sixty bucks where sixty bucks. It
ran around on why reason sixty bucks, because yeah, they've done that in
a couple of times. You becauseyou're in the easy pass program, you
don't pay that rate. You paya pro rate, cheaper rate. Then
who pays that rate the people thatdon't have the pass that go through it.
(07:00):
But the only people going through itare the ones that they know they
have the little blocking. Everybody doesthat hood it's because some people, I
think that's more you're getting charged to. Some people are just doing that to
go through it. Just a pagejust to see how much it is today,
and maybe I'll test it if itsays it's like four bucks. What's
the website? I always forget?Well, you'res different, right. That's
interesting though, is that how likethere's not one system I guess because American
(07:25):
roads are run by the states oflike easy passes the whole thing, because
like there's that. I think Floridais the Orange Pass. But yeah,
you can still get accept it.It's a weird, like weird, like
you thought their transactions were with countries. That's the way the transactions get weird
with the states is the easy passes. I gotta log in. Okay,
Well, while you're figuring that out, I do want to tell you we
(07:47):
figured out our wedding cocktail, oursignature cocktail, and it is gonna be
a margarita. Gonna open your legs, Really, give me two margaritas.
Why are margarita? Because it tastesgood. It was the best cocktail we
could have gotten. Oh, Isee your signature cocktail. You can still
get whatever you want, but signaturecocktail be the margarita. You're gonna have
(08:07):
tetos, Yes, tetoes. Ofcourse we bought that level of alcohol,
and we also bought apparently, ourlevel of tequila is Jimmy Buffett's Margarita Ville
Tequila. So one up for thisman in the sky, now you know,
says, So it's gonna be somecome, come prepared with your electrolytes.
Would you be mad if I startedbringing my own alcohol? Well,
(08:28):
you can't get kicked out if youbring in your own alcohol, right Why
because they're like, don't bring inyour own alcohol. They're paid. If
you got a flat that's whatever.But hey, yeah margarita we had that
is either that a whiskey sour ora kind of a cherry vodka spritzy.
Drinking a little bit. But wewent to margarretta because it goes well with
(08:50):
the meal. That's all I'm saying, is that my buddy tasting some steak
some chicken for you. Potatoes aredivine. You're gonna love these potatoes.
I love them. You said thatbefore about the potato. Yeah, I
told you yesterday the potatoes were thebest part. Yeah. Using toll facilities
often and I want to stay morewith the discount plan. You get a
discount plan. Yeah, you joineda discount Yeah, but you're already in
(09:13):
it. Eric wasn't paid attention toeverything. I know. I wasn't paid
attention. One track mind over there. No, I'm not one track mind.
Check train, train, go throughtunnel. That's what Eric's brain is.
Mar I say mashed potatoes. Ijust said the potatoes. Sorry,
there is a discount. You geta discount. This website sucks on my
(09:35):
phone. It's the internet because theinternet in this buildings none of the best.
Let me tell you. Also forsomething, did you update the iOS?
Seventeen hasn't asked me mind? Andfor some reason, Facebook has been
real slow, Like I am tryingto look at for photos for the thing
we're posting. It was like twominutes to the photo loaded Jesus, it
(09:56):
was a grade of the entire Sosee here the other day I took it
and it was dollar eighty five.That's don't know how much a toll was.
We says twenty two fifty eight overthere. But it's the balance balance
you're pointing at that light. Youput twenty five dollars a month in or
whatever, right, or doesn't takeit out, So then if you use
it takes out a dollar. Oh, you put twenty five dollars in your
easy past every month or it's mine? Has it where it's it reaches a
(10:18):
certain threshold that that's what I'm lookingfor. Yeah, so it's a discount
of pros, it's a rate.It's a better morn. I've had the
easy pass for what like two monthsnow, still have and used it.
So maybe I should use it todayjust to see if it works. And
I can put it on h Vthree flex right, because the PS five
in the front scene buckled up forsafety officer, this officer thing in this
(10:43):
car. Let me tell you manyaspects of things. The past two years,
my credit card increased its limit.That's how much I'm buying or I'm
good, I'm buying is because ofme. Yeah, my credit card things
increase last week. Is that agood thing or a bad things? It's
a good thing, but a badthing. It's a good thing because that
(11:05):
means you're paying it, but it'sa bad thing because you're a good thing.
They want you to spend more.Exactly, she has to call them
and say, no, I wantyou to decrease it all. I don't
want them to because we've got weddingexpenses to pay for, so they can
who keep increasing it? You know, but then your rates go up and
then that's how you get screwed.The bigger credit card debt mine like,
we paid off more as on thatevery week we paid off. So even
(11:26):
if I don't have the money,I paid off somehow with my blending sometime
with my work around the house.To let's say, anyway, speaking of
work around the house, let's talkabout work around the football for you,
mainly lack thereof probably now will befor the first future, for the rest
of the year. Now, no, not yet. I have had Tuah
(11:48):
and I've had Jalen Hurts. Andhere's the thing. Jalen Hurts does good,
but not as uh fantasy because they'rerecording is on a Tuesday last night
the Cruise because les play the books, Commanders, and Bills. He had
the Bills defense. But we're gonnado it. Doesn't do a thing where
it's like how you did or something. It does. Let's see I Jayalen
(12:09):
Hurts had twenty one points. Twohad twenty eight points, so it's yeah,
it's really But here's the thing.Two has been surprising everybody. So
watch the time I start too,He's gonna get hurt. Like you know
that happens. I'm two and one. By the way, Oh, I
take on Sauce again. I'm oneand two. That's what happened. When
(12:31):
we have a six person league.You could take on the same people real
quick. Hey, no one's went. No one's undefeated, though that's nice.
At least no one's undefeated. Really, I'm better than Cruise, that's
all that matters. But Cruise beatme, so yeah, John's oh wow.
But speaking of fantasy football teams,I have one Travis Kelsey, who
I'm a little worried about might beunderperforming in the near future because he has
(12:54):
a certain pop star he's dating questionMark. Can we want to be nice
and polite about this. Can wenot see that this is fake, that
this is a publicity stunt. BecauseThe Kelsey's, Travis and his brother have
a great podcast, so you canlisten to probably on the iHeart radio app.
They also have the His other brotherhas a TV show or an Amazon
(13:16):
Prime show called The Kelsey's. It'sabout his life with his with his wife
and their kid. And then Travis, who has been in television before,
because he did do a dating showback in the day, like what six
years ago? It was on MTV, right, David Kelsey, I didn't
remember that. Yeah, he dida TV show about dating. Here's the
thing. Who watched MTV after liketwo thousand and nine when teen Mom came
(13:37):
on, you know, watching theChallenge still but's on CBS apparently now.
So it's using my paramount. PlusI'm not using your paramount plus who By
the way, I need to figureout who's using all my things because I've
seen some weird stuff. I'm watchingHulu, my Hulu Hulu. We're just
watching New Girl again again? Okay, but who's watching nine or two one
on on my Amazon Prime? Thisman, we live in the nineties right
(14:01):
now, right? And then myHulu can't keep it, won't let me,
Leonard Katy, You'll find it,and then I can't watch. Where's
Rexham? Season two? Welcome toRexham, Welcome to Rexam season two.
But anyways, back to Travis andTaylor thing people, so sorry, let's
give them a deep dive in casethey don't know they're listening to our podcast
at Alice all adopt no news.Uh it is. Travis Kelsey invited Taylor
(14:26):
Swift to last week's game, theChiefs Game Slide into the DM. She
showed up, participated in this family'spre game before the thing, sat in
their sweet they won that she exitedinto pop pretty much everyone pointed at her
at the game instead of Patrick Mahomes'swife and brother. Uh. Then they
had a party after they kicked peopleout of a restaurant so they could party.
(14:50):
That's all we know. Are theytechnically dating now and that's debatable,
But anyway back to you now,I think the whole thing is a publicity
stunt that that they're both using eachother just day and which is a you
know, Taylor Swift, but peopleare like really buying into this and thinking
it's a legit relationship. I mean, I think it is a very good
time for this relationship to blossom forTravis Kelsey say that. Just be on
(15:15):
my side, and I'm partially onyour side because you know, I feel
like the kel their podcast is blownup a lot more than it did written
recent months. They have that show. Letty my TikTok feed was just mind
you. I have Travis Kelcey andmy fantasy teams on my PY two.
Hey man, Taylor Swift, hermovie is coming out in two weeks.
(15:35):
They can get the NFL to promotethe movie for the next two weeks.
And it is funny because I thinklast time I checked that they might have
changed it. The NFL official Twitteraccount NFL Taylor's version is Taylor's this is
such a It's so okay, allright, well, you know what,
(15:58):
It's fine. I mean, buthere's the thing I fight with a Taylor
personally. Feel like any celebrity relationshipimpacts the team usually in the long run.
For most teams. We've looked atJessica Simpson, you had Olivia Munn,
who you thought was Olivia Wild withAaron Rodgers. Now this maybe yeah,
(16:18):
but but Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson. That was real. That wasn't
like he slid in the DMS.He wasn't mind you. Taylor Swift was
an Eagles fan. So is atEagles Fankasy group inside of Philly. And
and Travis's brother plays for the Eagles. I've always forget his other brother's name.
He's the center for jon Jason Kelsey, Thank you, Andrew, And
so Jason is an Eagles, thecenter and they just won the Super Bowl.
(16:41):
Now if there's another rematch, what'sgoing to happen? That'd be a
good game, great gause. Thatwas last year's right, it was last
year Super Bowl and hopefully the Eagleswinning this year. Nope, we want
the No, we want the Eaglesthe way because because a month later we
will be going there. So definitelydon't want. We want the Eagles fans
auty and celebrate what I'm saying.I don't want. I don't want that.
(17:02):
Eagles fans of the worst, hesaid they did last night the Bucks
game. They wouldn't let the Bucksign go all the way up. What's
the Buck sign? The Bucks hadthis huge like sign that was covering the
end zone before the game, andEagle fans were stopping it by holding it
so that you couldn't pull it.It's a point of the buck sign.
It's just a buck sign in theend zone. Eagles fans and the endzone.
They should have put the Eagles fanssomewhere else. You know. It's
like how we went to the World'sGame a month ago and then the Mets
(17:26):
fan took over that whole left fieldside. You know, can't control who
sits where you actually can, It'svery easy. Look at how WrestleMania pre
sale tickets again. It went.Here's the top part, here's right part
here, and they did count ofclockwise of how they sold the tickets.
Yeah, but you can't. Youdon't know who's gonna buy it. It
could be all the sale code forthe Eagles. Here you go. I'm
(17:51):
just saying, anyway I expect.Do you think actually, because the writers
strike is over, obviously, we'rewaiting on the sac after strick to see
what that happens. Video game trickmight be happening soon and in your future
in the motive strikes going on rightnow. Yeah, do you think Taylor
Swift will have like a red carpetpremiere for that movie? Did they have
that for like the Justin Bieber KatiePerry once back in the day they did.
(18:11):
Yeah, yeah, I feel likethat is where you solidify the relationship.
If you're gonna solidify it, relationsgo he could tell it's a Friday,
he could go, he's gotta travelwith the team. Fam that's la
like what maybe gull It depends whenit comes out Kansas City. I thought
that bad a flight. Andy Reidwill not allow that. You're definitely now
causing a distraction for your team andthey could potentially win the sle again.
(18:33):
They have the greatest quarterback. Seethat. There was like a thousand percent
increase in Travis Kelsey jersey sales overthe weekend. That's fine. I'm not
buying it. He might. Imight get you one for Christmas. Don't
buy me a jersey. I'm nota Jason Kelsey, not a Jersey guy.
Definitely not an Eagle jersey, butJason. I'm a Commander Slash Redskins
fan for my whole life. Okay. Giants definitely not the rab the Ravens
(19:00):
on occasion, not Girlan Poe's overhere, Bene, who's the one who's
the president who turned on? Hewasn't president. He definitely wasn't president.
He had me on a roll.Lost thing I got you. Well,
let's get on into it. Thingsthat will definitely make you lose your mind.
It's time for some miss connections wherewe read real miss connections from the
(19:23):
actual DMV page of Craigslist called Washington, DC dot craigslist dot org slash whatever
it is. Uh. These arepeople looking for love, probably in the
wrong place. They did not findlove in a hopeless place. Let's just
say that love in a hopeless place. Sure, all right, Eric,
here's the first one. You gotit, baby. You want to take
(19:45):
me shopping, then give then giveyou a show Washington. Okay, we
talked on him before, lost youremail. But you wanted to take me
shopping and then give me then giveyou a fashion show at home. By
the way, we're touching knee toknee hoodie skin. You're very warm.
Well, I try to have mywarm body. My favorite movie, Warm
(20:07):
Bodies. It's Warm Bodies. It'sthe one. It's the Romeo and Juliet
movie. But there's zombies. Neverseen Nicholas Holt, never seen, Rob
Quordryld. Okay, all right,there's that one. There's the next one.
We used to watch movies in ourunderwear together. We do that sometimes?
Why have we done? Never?Fairfax? Oh wait, this is
on cancer on campus Mason Nation.Man for anybody, we used to hang
(20:32):
watch movies and Chill would love tohave that again. Anybody wants to hang
out in their underwear. But andChill k movie maker ninety nine together?
What does that mean? I don'tknow you google your phone. I don't
want to put on my I don'twant to put on my work computer.
Buy a porn site. Let's see. Uh it's a movie maker all right,
all right, I don't know whatthat is. But hey, if
(20:55):
you're on campus Mason Nations like hangingout in your underwear, you know you
gotta you can't just stay on campus. It's call him at George Mason University.
There's five campuses are in this greaterarea of universities. Everyone knows what
the actual Mason campuses though. Comeon, it's in Fairfax, Virginia.
Baby two zero three zero. Thisis ZIP code for Mason. There's Collie
Park College Park. There's Collie Park. Yeah, but we just talked about
(21:17):
George Mason together, just saying it. They know it's George Mason because the
paragraph previous you mentioned George Mason nation. He literally just said makes a nation
before we did it. Also,this is a this you know what this
is. This is be pinpointed inthe nursing buildings. So enjoying that as
well. Nine games Bethesda guy Bethesdaseeking other guy for mind games free Now
(21:45):
I have my own place, onlymine. What do you think mind games
are? I mean, is ita sexual term? Maybe they're gonna try
to use the force too. Isabout head erect sense? Alrightt next man
down up late raining fun Man forfemale h I know it's a male for
(22:10):
female, Man for females, sothat's funnier man. I'm looking for a
beautiful sub woman that's looking for fun, venture, passion and whatever. You
want to try. Man for femaled D slash. Also in Fairfax,
you know it's not not at by, it's off campus. Is love right
(22:30):
by? I know this area intersection. It's right by the Aldi, uh,
next to the Walmart and Fairfax.I still have going to an oldie.
It's good. You should take oneright there. We should go together.
We should film. When you gottaget groceries necks every day you buy
groceries every day. I don't.I don't like to. I don't like
to buy a lot because then Ifeel like it goes to waste. Okay,
well you miss morning coffee. Whydid you pick this one? You
(22:55):
know I'm gonna ran about this.Please espresso, I'll bring the cream,
bring the queen. I just needmy espresso here. That's all I need.
This is by the I don't knowwhat the hell this is the lake
out there, I don't know wherethe hell. That is definitely not Leasburg.
That's some moonies of Leesburg. Nextone, Eric chant titty Chantilly looking
(23:15):
for friendship, looking for a friendfor conversation and friendship. Let us chat
and go for dinner. I'm readinghow they wrote it. By the way,
love to spend time to explore themutual interests and passion. Desi guy
here male for female only. What'sa guy? Well, let's look it
up, Desi guy Urban Dictionary Urbansaid, meaning well, you know,
(23:40):
describe someone born and raised in Americafrom parents of Indian. Oh boy,
nice to right and our last oneand washing looking for a girl looking for
a girlfriend twenties thirties man looking woman, You are looking for a girl in
(24:06):
her twenties and thirties. I'm aman looking for a woman any girl twenties
and thirties. I'm Latin boy inthirty What does that mean looking for a
woman or girl? We're a friendand more noe me boy. You should
be w girl, white girl,white girl. So that's that's what that
(24:27):
is. And that was your misconnectionfor the week and podcast with you.
It's always a fun time because usuallyit's kind of a shuffle of what we're
doing. That's what we're doing,makes ready for our aim with this podcast,
let us know we want to wewant to reach out to you and
also touch you as well. Likeyou I want to do that and at
mister Rick v At Andrew Hoodie withthe why. We appreciate you all for
(24:49):
listening. Any questions, comments areconcerns sliding to my DMS. Not in
next week. Eric will have aPS five. No he won't, Yes,
he will know he will not endthis months which is next this week
actually saw on Friday, Eric willhave a PS five. If it's one
hundred dollars, will take it.I mean he might give it to you
to do a barter with him.One hundred dollars and you do a shift
(25:10):
on Big one hundred already do ashift on well, but you do it
for free. Oh I mean thatthat's that's kind of worth that good price,
So that's kind of worthy. Youget paid in video game consoles.
What a life? What a lifethat was? Does a dream you had
as a kid trying to be like, Oh, I can't wait to work
at Game Stop and get paid invideo games for money? There's money.
When I worked at Toys those yearsago, that's all I wanted was free
(25:33):
stuff. But when the RC cars, oh my god, did I ever
Anyway, we'll talk to you nextweek. I always remember it's okay to
be weird and sexy. It gotweird, didn't it. Yeah,
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