April 18, 2023 • 24 mins
Hoody's not even a year away from his wedding and someone already cancelled on him? Join Hoody and Erick as we recap what happened with one of Hoody's vendors and how Erick may need to take a break from going out! Plus even more real Missed Connections from the DMV and why is it so hard to find good seats for a concert!? All that and more in this week's Let's Get Weird!
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Why why? Why? Why?Why? What? Why would you drop
a ball with me before this showthat we can't talk about this week.
We gotta wait till next Week's talkingabout a tease and hopefully you are ready
because it's time. I'm gonna teaseyou now to get weash. It's about
to get weird. You're prepared forit to get weird. Weeks are gonna
get weird. It's getting weird.I'm gonna get real weird with it.
(00:24):
Let's getting weird. Let's get wherewhere? Getting where? Are you ready
to get weird with Hoodie and Eric? I'm ready listening already because you're listening
to the hundred and thirty seventh afterepisode Let's get weird. Had to catch
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up with the brain fart there.I got an email it right when we
started. How to reset your password? Was like, what happened to my
password? No time? Do youhave to update yours? No? I
did it like months ago? Weeksago? Can we talk? Yeah?
You go the same. Let's rantabout this. How many times we've had
to change this damn pass password forthis damn building? Every six months?
Isn't it? Every six months?And I hate it because every time I
get confused. How do you getconfused? It's the same number, it's
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the same password here that becomes thenew password, and then everything moves up.
A password is essentially how I haveto change everything else? What do
you need to get? Really?This becomes it's not my password one two
three four five. My password athome is one two three four five six
or whatever. I don't know.It's something like that. So everything has
to be updated, so it's notthe same update everything when this one happens.
(01:30):
Huh, you know, leave thesame password. You gotta do what
you gotta do. Baby. Hackers, Hackers are going to hack you.
And it's got a shaggy in it. And Angelia Jolie correct does hackers?
I think that's the movie you're talkingabout, right, Yeah, the one
in the nineties. Uh, DaveDave, Mary Fay or Johnny Lee Miller
who's in a lot of stuff,and then a lot of Matthew Lillard.
(01:53):
Oh yeah, and then Fisher Stevenswho's in a lot of stuff and he's
also in Succession now and I lovehim in Succession. It's always like a
good like he's kind of he wasthat's bad, bad though, Why short
Circuit. Why is it that manis white in that movie? He's he's
got brown face. Eric, that'swhy he played that movie? Was yeah,
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yeah, that movie can't be watchednowadays. Can't give me critique Johnny
number five, Man, there's areason why Short Circuit three didn't happen,
Eric, because he died. Idon't know. I never watched that.
What is spoil one and two?You gotta watch Johnny number five? I'm
okay, Now where's that? Canyou tell where he short Circuit? Oh,
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there's no coffee here today starting JohnCock would have something wild like that.
AMZ stream I gotta buy I'm notbuying that. How do you watch?
Where do you watch? You gottabuy it? It's like five,
So I know that movie is whatever. But did you you know that you
can't um stream or buy the SuperMario Bros. Movie from the nineties?
(03:06):
Why uh, some licensing deal orwhatever. The only way you can buy
is in a DVD or a VHS. Really, yes, you can't like
find it on iTunes. Who wasthe original movie company that um That movie
was great? I mean it wasterrible twenty thirty years ago. Let's see,
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it was thirty years ago. Literallylike that's the uh studio that made
it? Cannot tell? Uh,Buena Vista Distributions. I mean that's the
distributor. So what's the story thenHollywood Pictures, so some random well that
one, the Sphinx one, thatthat one went away? Yeah, okay,
so who holds it then? Uh, it's just in the in the
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ethos of just like it exists.Why didn't they just bring it back out
right now? They would have madeso much. I really wanted to watch
it. But here's the thing.You can't stream it anywhere, but super
do this kind of one. Comeon, let's do it kind of fast.
I think this website, Yeah,you can go to the Internet archive
and you can actually watch the film. I'm not gonna have pot it up
(04:09):
because I don't know how loud itisn't every long with this and watch the
film and its entirety. But youcan't like watch on your TV or Xbox.
You have to watch on the computer. What's Internet archive? I don't
know. It's essentially like it's anarchive of like, oh audio stuff like
the nineties. Pretty much. Whilewe're doing this, because we better not
be going an hour forty four thispodcast, this movie I mean that movie
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was like, it was everything.My brother brother and I had the DVD
of it and that menu yet ingrainedthe Super Mario Bros. Theme song because
remember the day like DVD menus like, yeah, the same song every like
two minutes. That and the Uis it Weally Wanka on the Chocolate Factory,
the Johnny Depp one, No Charliethe Chocolate Factor one, whereas the
(04:55):
Opalloomba's going no no no no nono no no no August there's a group
dude that just kept by on twentyfour seven. That's in my brain somehow,
where you like, we'd put aTV on and we'd fall asleep to
it. I kind of want tobuy them, so I can I buy
it on Amazon? Anthing? Orno? With the DVD? Yeah,
yeah, it's like four bucks onAmazon? Is it really? You have
a DVD player? Our Xbox isare? I think they're trying to face
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that play the DVD out? Howare you? It's just an app Uh,
let's see movie movie we got Okay, wow's the movie? All right?
Well maybe it's sold out? Okay, what the DVD? Oh here
you go? Oh you go?Six bucks? Seven bucks. Bestseller in
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comedies. Yes, what is it? Number one bestseller in comedy because everyone
kept buying it for the Super MarioBros. Movie. Bro, let's buy
it right now. Let me goto my account and you could buy either
that. The DVD is six ninetynine, the Blu ray is twenty eight
ninety eight, but it doesn't havelike the plus digital or whatever. And
then the VHS tape is the mostexpensive thing for thirty one dollars. Who
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has a VHS player? I can'teven the thumb you can tell how old
it is. Look at the thumbnail, that's all. It's so tiny.
I'm gonna get that out of thecart. The people are gonna be like,
why is that in the cart?Ignore it? So which one?
Which one should buy? The widescreen of the one disc version of this
one? There's a screen. Yeah, there's a blue ray for thirty bucks.
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But the I would buy the thisone because that's the one we had
back in the day. Should Ibuy it? Yeah? Me too?
You won one? Yeah we're not. Okay Moore has never seen it.
I doubt she's seen that movie.And if she's had, she just gwinn
points in my book. But youknow what has the one points in my
book, Eric that my name's Hoodie'shair. Every week we come together and
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gave me the weird stories from ourlives, the Internet, the world,
universe, and your universe. Universeobviously got on a rant there. I
don't even know how we ended uptalk about it. So who do you
talk about it? We're not gonnatalk about it. We're not gonna talk
about it. But he dropped abomb on me just now, and he
did it before the show. Didlisten to next week's show because there's something
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kind of controversial that he's gonna talkabout. I pre teased Eric. It's
that way. He's excited to talkabout it next week. Am I excited?
Am I angry excited? Do Iget excitedly easily? I don't know.
Yeah, I ask the ladies ofthe night. We won't get it
till May fourth Star Wars Day Surpriseretreating Happy Star Wars Day. Here's Mario.
(07:46):
You're not gonna care about this intwo weeks from now. Amazon trying
to get you like that, Like, come on, Amazon, I know
you got it there, you gotthat storage warehouse, just chilling. We'll
probably get here earlier though, Amazon, you know. But back to my
point, I had my first weddingvendor canceled on me. Oh yeah,
(08:09):
see, I told you I hadgood stuff canceled. Our photographer canceled on
us. Wait again another one?So the one, the first I remember
the first one canceled of the dates, right, yeah, well the ones
we were talking to. So thisone we like pretty much said into I'm
not going to mention their name andeverything. That's totally fine because it's more
just for me ranting on things becausemore it was like, yeah, I
(08:30):
just don't mention their names. Okay, why not? Just you know,
why not? Because I'm trying toget liabeled. Why am I liabel if
they canceled on you? But essentiallyone days away from the wedding. By
the way, it's coming fast anduh so more and I have already had
the DJ, she has hair,We have the venue photographers. Next thing
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we're gonna get. We pretty muchwent through multiple phone calls, multiple meetings
with this photographer and they sent usthe contract over on Friday. The guy
the contract on Friday. We're like, all right, great, we're gonna
pay it on Monday. Just sobecause we got into credit card. We're
trying to get them points. Youknow what I'm saying, it's a wedding
hack. Get a credit card,put the points on there. As soon
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as we're about to pay it,we got an email from her that says,
hey, I'm like okay, butit wasn't like hey exclamation part.
It was just hey, period,good good. Unfortunately, I'm sorry to
say this that I'm not. I'mparaphrasing. I can no longer do your
event. Something unexpected has happened.But here's my recommendations. Blah blah blah
(09:37):
blah blah. Let me tell youher recommendations were double the price of what
she was or like, there's noway we can afford those people. But
so now we're back on the scramblehunt for a photographer for the wedding.
What the ever loving hell? Yeah? And what wait? How does she
know something's going to happen next year? Though exactly exactly so, the thing
I wanted to talk to you aboutis what do you think it was?
(09:58):
It's she more thinks she's pregnant andthat she's just gonna have kid and won't
be able to you know, reallyknow she would have said that, she
would have said that. I thinkit's that she has a friend or a
sibling. I say, can youdo my wedding same time frame and priority
on the friend for free and notus? Mad? I think we'd be
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paying customers. Oh what I thinkis another customer has the same wedding date
and is doubling down. I'm gonnapay more. That's what I think it
is. You think I don't know. I wouldn't be that because you never
had You never had a contract signeliterally had the contract. You never had
to sign. You never had anythingsigned, So then you don't have anything
anything in writing. Where are wein the morning movie? By the way,
(10:43):
they just got the They were justking the car. Yeah, so
I'm sorry to say something expected hascome up. It will no longer be
able on your wedding date. Um, so do you think so? Do
you think she passively, aggressively passivelysaid I got somebody else? She got
somebody else that's gonna pare it twiceas much? Because I bet she did,
and I bet this happens a lotof things. She was talking to
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two different clients, and who gotyou the regular price? Then goes,
oh, well maybe the fourth it'salready booked. I'm here's another ducket,
give me that jump. That's whatI think, because that's my steping mind.
I'm trying to be nice. Giveher benefit of the doubt. I'm
not. Don't ever give anyone thebetter of the doubt. I was what
every movie say. Don't trust anyone, trust no one. Don't trust no
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ones, have no friends, haveno new friends. Oh you Drake on
which Drake Bella Abbrey Drake. Okay, so yeah, we're on the hunt.
Now we're a new photographer and we'repotentially crawling back to one and we
kind of like, oh, you'retoo expensive, but now we're like,
oh eight, she's affordable now becausewe've realized the price of everything. That's
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actually this podcast. You can goback like two months ago. Yeah,
me like figuring out pricing and stufffor the photographer and now can you not
you gotta you gotta get a goodphotographer because it didn't that story today where
the we did on the show onyour Morning Shure. You can listen to
the podcast back as well. Afterlistening to this that we talked about the
photographer. The lady is suing thephotographer because all he did was take videos
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and bad mouth them and bad mouththem and yeah, so we so you
don't don't splore yet, we don't. We're cheap cheap in it, but
we don't. The first photographer weoriginally said no too, we thought was
too expensive, but now we knowno, that's actually kind of like the
normal price. We're not paying twelvethousand dollars for a photographer. That's way
too much. But you're also notgoing to pay someone a four hundred dollars
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no, no, no, no, no, so yeah, yeah,
I don't know. Man. Itwas just like, oh, it's exciting
then uh. I mean luckily itis, you know, a year out
from the wedding, but it's stilllike a man. Then we had to
scramble the other day like all right, who we got an email? We
gotta look up so and so andall these people. And now I'm like
I'm waiting on emails again. Nowthat's part of my honey dude lists this
week of like please respond. Iwant to figure it out before she comes.
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Oh that's my life. That inten case, that's my life.
I never got me one day,will I one day You'll have to go
to Max's wedding. Yeah, butI'm not gonna deal with the right to
paver stuff. Yeah, but I'mnot gonna deal with it. I'm like,
it's money, here's a Venmo,here's a wire. I don't even
know what a check is. Yeah? Ay, wait a second, twenty
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years a check or mean complete?Actually a good question. Do you think
Max will learn how to write acheck? Nope? Because I think that
was other than like elementary school thing, like here's the finance section, like,
huh finance, I'm eleven years old. Nope. I think you'll never
learn how to write check because Iknow I got checks and I still haven't
written a new check. Because everyoneeither's Venmo cash app or have an expired
checkbook. That keep wide because itlooks like I have a check book.
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How's it expired? I don't knowthe checks expired or something? How I
don't know? Learn him out checknever expired? What doesn't? Yeah?
Never expire? Well, good,good thing, going to throw it away?
Did did you close that account?No? Then that account is still
up to the money in it.Yeah, so check it account. Yeah
that check, that check can beused forever. Right there we go,
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long as you don't write that didon it? All? Right? So
now say this, I write futureme a blank check of like, hey,
treat yourself. Treat yourself blank blankblank no blank date? Can I
then catch it in and be like, oh thank you, Pat Sody and
then put five thousand dollars from mycurrent bank account I found. As long
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as you five five thousand dollars inthe account, we spend it now,
not then? Who Anyways, Iknow I'm funny today. I bring your
content. I'm funny, and Ialso bring you what super Mario Bros.
Movie? Oh, John link,that's why you want that's Luigi. That's
(14:43):
why you wanted to watch it becausethe connection TikTok sublimanly advertising you. Oh
my god. But now to youben out of me. You don't want
to you want to break from goingout. I need a serious break from
going out. This past weekend,I spent both nights out till four o'clock
in the morning. I was exhaustedon Sunday. I need to stop doing
(15:05):
it. It was fun. Ihung out with Gerard, hung out with
John, hung out with Sarah,hung out with another Molly, not John's
Molly, even though John's Molly wasthere for the minute for a second.
But just saying I need did yousay, but I'll looking at someone's butt
that's outside the door out there.Okay, because they're like you double ondreen
right now? But what No,But I need I need to stop.
(15:26):
I need to be more responsible andstay home on Saturday and Sunday nights.
I really need your games with it. Well, yesterday I was I whipped
out COD. I started playing COD. I almost called you should and then
I was like, oh no,I don't have a download and it'll take
take a whole day to download.Called Duty. You don't have the war
Zone. You don't have it deletedit because no one, none of you
was playing with me. Well,then weeken Fortnite or up. Then you
(15:50):
saw that ill got Fortnite. OhI always got Fortnite. On Fortnite's so
easy because people that playing Fortnite reallyaren't as intense. It is funny.
So I went through my Nintendo Switchbecause you have the album art of the
Nintendo Switch where you could take photosand screenshots. Yeah, it's mainly screenshots
of the game. And I foundmy first Victory Royale. It was in
twenty eighteen. I was like,oh man, what a time. It
(16:10):
was during the Thanos event for thefirst infinity words. How was your first
Victory Royale because it wasn't technically aDonald Royal was really just survived. Thanos
says, Victory's got a victory alllast Thursday because he was on spring Breaking.
We played Victory Royale with you andwe Uh, he's getting better.
He is getting a lot better.I'm not gonna lie. I know I
need to get pulling back a littlebit, but he is getting a lot
(16:33):
better playing the game. He's sucha long set up. My god,
get to the Mario World. It'smade nineteen ninety bro, they had to
set the cool city of New YorkNew York City, Brooklyn. What up
the PX you're doing? Yeah?Oh, but I do have something for
you. So you're going to Natsgame this week, going into the Nats
(16:56):
game tomorrow night when they take onthe roles your seats? What did you
choose? We choose section two thirtysix for the thirteen dollars. But we're
all gonna be sitting out in thecenter field bar. Yeah. Yeah,
is that how you talk with yoursyllables? So did you actually well,
because you're not really caring, butwhen you do go to a concert that's
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or event that's not with us orwe're not part of Do you look at
the seats like, oh this viewfrom my seat? Is this? No?
If I sit here? No?So my brother and I we had
to get a gift for my dad. Yeah, in case he listens.
I don't know if I remember ifhe listens to this podcast or not.
Where we had to compare one hundreddollars one hundred dollars seat to one hundred
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and ten dollars seat of the viewsof like is it worth it for one
hundred and ten dollars? Yeah,and one hundred and ten dollars was worth
it. It's closer. Correct,that's what you want to be at a
concert. You want to be closer. Concert in Virginia Beach that's coming up
in September. It's what a certainconcert that's in Virginia Beach in September.
I thought he knew he does.Well, here's the thing. Hoodie forgot
(17:57):
to buy them on Friday when theywent on sale, So hood he had
to buy resale. But it's okay, they're in Hoodies account. Now wait,
you forgot the buytle You were allready to go on Friday. I
forgot, No, I was onThursday, and I forgot the pre sale
was on Friday or the normal saleson Friday. So then on Saturday night,
I was like, oh, thenit was sold out. I was
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like, all right, well let'sgo. Let's go to Seek Geek.
They God, Seek Geeks saved theday. The legit tickets they're they're they're
legit in my ticket Master account andeverything. But let me tell you,
but then God, we got thatnew credit card points points points points points
points for ever downard them. Hegot a lot of points from that.
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Who's going with him? Is itjust him? Yeah? He gets picked.
So it's either his wife, meor my brother. Wow, we
see who he loves the most.And I have a feeling not you.
It will not be unfortunately, lookat you, already dead. But to
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go from one sad thing to ahappy thing, let's get through something good.
I've been all over the place inthis past eighteen Bros. Movie is
currently Mario eaton set. So theseare real misconnections. People post on craigslist
dot com. It's Washington, DCdot craigslist dot org. In the DMV
(19:23):
people posting looking for love, lookingfor holes to be filled, looking for
maintenance workers, and we find outa lot of websites and a lot of
things we probably should not know aboutfrom this. Yes, some of these
things. Yes, the first one, I'll do it. Oh, looking
for a woman my treat in Wheaton, one hour or two of your time
(19:45):
for Saturday night or anytime Sunday.I'm thirty two, handsome, Latino five
seven, one hundred ninety pounds,can host or travel twenty friendly. That's
definitely a hookup because street, Yeahit is, Yeah, it is.
Next one, Eric, you gotit. We need a new favoring,
new favor flavor, that's definite meif I want to Vanilla, I'd sleep
(20:07):
with my wife. If you're okaywith that reply with an answer to the
falling question, who was the lastperson you thought about? That? You
shouldn't have Arlington, Virginia sliding them. DM need a new flavor because the
current thing is what is our flavor? It's a Latino and a white.
What do we con consider ourself?Moco? I'm I'm a lot of Europe,
(20:29):
So I can't really tell you ifit's like Irish flavor? Is it
like? No? No, youknow I got some flavor out um.
This next one is in Clinton CampSprings, Temple Hills, Suitland, Okay,
and a lot of things that arecounty County. Are you going with
your hands? Needed help a fewthings? Where are you? You tell
(20:52):
me you were good with their handswhen we spoke. Where are you?
I have a few things need donearound here to I don't think that hand
motion, hand motion down, up, down, in out, in out,
you got it? Missing the coupleconnection? Hello everyone, and they
(21:15):
put literally the number one. Allright, I'm looking for an open minded
couple, or let's focus on yourgirl pleasure. I'm a guy and would
like to find a couple for Ifor I ideally regular fun encounters. Let's
chat, Let's meet and see ifyou have if we have chemistry for some
adult time. And they spelled Thankst h X. Now're you screwed?
(21:37):
You screwed yourself also too. Byputting every in the number one, you're
not gonna get any action. Now. I'm looking for an open minded couple.
Or let's focus on your girl pleasure. Not you this on your girl
pleasure. Right, So it's basicallyI'm you're gonna bang your girl girl interesting
dubs in Woodbridge. No, it'sin Woodbridge. It's not the one here's
something one in bottom mine. Iclicked on at first, thinking, oh,
(21:59):
maybe you were the cute kurby slightlyolder female bartender waiting, making drinks
and giving me eyes. I wasthe bearded Latin man with my friend who
couldn't keep his eyes off you.I wanted to get your number and serve
you after work. Let's chat.Now, here's the thing, this one.
We usually get a lot of thesewhere it's like, oh yeah,
let's hang out as reconnect. Tellme what shirt you were wearing is probably
(22:22):
a bead Hubs uniform. In thisscenario, this is like, no,
I'm gonna I don't want to dostuff with you. But with this one
too, you know they work atBuffalo wall Wings at Woodbridge. Just go
go and keep going. You're gonnarun into them, or go to the
same time, same day, nextday, go to the exactly. Maybe
their schedule is not gonna change ifyou happen to go to the Bea Dubs
and Woodbridge. Uh, cute curby, slightly older female bartender. Uh het
(22:45):
water this Latin male answer. Uh. And that was the last one actually,
because I thought this is a craiglist. But the sier barrows so Kurt
Oh best telling brothers go in andthey mess up the seward. Oh,
it's always like the Ferteliscrtelli. It'salways some weird Italian name that's like,
Okay, look at Super Mario Bros. Technically is Walt Disney Pictures because Buena
(23:10):
Vista. That's like the nineties onehad its own like more like it's not
kiddie movies and stuff, even thoughit's some Super Mario Brothers. But we're
currently friend Roger Rabbit and then yeah, exactly, Bob Hoskins, he's dead,
Rest in piece, rest in piece. He's done too. John Leguizamo
still alive. Name it Hopper died? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
(23:32):
think so it is Hopper. Uhyeah, twenty ten. It's been a
while. Wow, he looks likeJames Cameron. Every time I keep thinking
he's James Cameron. He's a badguy from Speed. But that does it
for us. On this week's episode, we're gonna go finish out watching the
Super Mario Brothers movie together and yougo to five, Gus, there is
there's a guy show circuit right thereand now number five. But you can
(23:56):
follow me at Andrew Hoodie. Whycan follow Eric at mister Eric Vida's R
E R I c KB, anddon't forget next week's episode is going to
be controversial as f because Hoodie isgoing to drop a knowledge bomb on me.
It's gonna make me a little sadbut maybe a little happy for Hoodie,
for Hoodie, but not for me. And I always remember it's okay
to be weird and sexy. Itgot weird, didn't it. Yeah,
Why why? Why? Why?Why? What? Why would you drop
a ball with me before this showthat we can't talk about this week.
We gotta wait till next Week's talkingabout a tease and hopefully you are ready
because it's time. I'm gonna teaseyou now to get weash. It's about
to get weird. You're prepared forit to get weird. Weeks are gonna
get weird. It's getting weird.I'm gonna get real weird with it.
(00:24):
Let's getting weird. Let's get wherewhere? Getting where? Are you ready
to get weird with Hoodie and Eric? I'm ready listening already because you're listening
to the hundred and thirty seventh afterepisode Let's get weird. Had to catch
(00:45):
up with the brain fart there.I got an email it right when we
started. How to reset your password? Was like, what happened to my
password? No time? Do youhave to update yours? No? I
did it like months ago? Weeksago? Can we talk? Yeah?
You go the same. Let's rantabout this. How many times we've had
to change this damn pass password forthis damn building? Every six months?
Isn't it? Every six months?And I hate it because every time I
get confused. How do you getconfused? It's the same number, it's
(01:08):
the same password here that becomes thenew password, and then everything moves up.
A password is essentially how I haveto change everything else? What do
you need to get? Really?This becomes it's not my password one two
three four five. My password athome is one two three four five six
or whatever. I don't know.It's something like that. So everything has
to be updated, so it's notthe same update everything when this one happens.
(01:30):
Huh, you know, leave thesame password. You gotta do what
you gotta do. Baby. Hackers, Hackers are going to hack you.
And it's got a shaggy in it. And Angelia Jolie correct does hackers?
I think that's the movie you're talkingabout, right, Yeah, the one
in the nineties. Uh, DaveDave, Mary Fay or Johnny Lee Miller
who's in a lot of stuff,and then a lot of Matthew Lillard.
(01:53):
Oh yeah, and then Fisher Stevenswho's in a lot of stuff and he's
also in Succession now and I lovehim in Succession. It's always like a
good like he's kind of he wasthat's bad, bad though, Why short
Circuit. Why is it that manis white in that movie? He's he's
got brown face. Eric, that'swhy he played that movie? Was yeah,
(02:20):
yeah, that movie can't be watchednowadays. Can't give me critique Johnny
number five, Man, there's areason why Short Circuit three didn't happen,
Eric, because he died. Idon't know. I never watched that.
What is spoil one and two?You gotta watch Johnny number five? I'm
okay, Now where's that? Canyou tell where he short Circuit? Oh,
(02:43):
there's no coffee here today starting JohnCock would have something wild like that.
AMZ stream I gotta buy I'm notbuying that. How do you watch?
Where do you watch? You gottabuy it? It's like five,
So I know that movie is whatever. But did you you know that you
can't um stream or buy the SuperMario Bros. Movie from the nineties?
(03:06):
Why uh, some licensing deal orwhatever. The only way you can buy
is in a DVD or a VHS. Really, yes, you can't like
find it on iTunes. Who wasthe original movie company that um That movie
was great? I mean it wasterrible twenty thirty years ago. Let's see,
(03:27):
it was thirty years ago. Literallylike that's the uh studio that made
it? Cannot tell? Uh,Buena Vista Distributions. I mean that's the
distributor. So what's the story thenHollywood Pictures, so some random well that
one, the Sphinx one, thatthat one went away? Yeah, okay,
so who holds it then? Uh, it's just in the in the
(03:47):
ethos of just like it exists.Why didn't they just bring it back out
right now? They would have madeso much. I really wanted to watch
it. But here's the thing.You can't stream it anywhere, but super
do this kind of one. Comeon, let's do it kind of fast.
I think this website, Yeah,you can go to the Internet archive
and you can actually watch the film. I'm not gonna have pot it up
(04:09):
because I don't know how loud itisn't every long with this and watch the
film and its entirety. But youcan't like watch on your TV or Xbox.
You have to watch on the computer. What's Internet archive? I don't
know. It's essentially like it's anarchive of like, oh audio stuff like
the nineties. Pretty much. Whilewe're doing this, because we better not
be going an hour forty four thispodcast, this movie I mean that movie
(04:32):
was like, it was everything.My brother brother and I had the DVD
of it and that menu yet ingrainedthe Super Mario Bros. Theme song because
remember the day like DVD menus like, yeah, the same song every like
two minutes. That and the Uis it Weally Wanka on the Chocolate Factory,
the Johnny Depp one, No Charliethe Chocolate Factor one, whereas the
(04:55):
Opalloomba's going no no no no nono no no no August there's a group
dude that just kept by on twentyfour seven. That's in my brain somehow,
where you like, we'd put aTV on and we'd fall asleep to
it. I kind of want tobuy them, so I can I buy
it on Amazon? Anthing? Orno? With the DVD? Yeah,
yeah, it's like four bucks onAmazon? Is it really? You have
a DVD player? Our Xbox isare? I think they're trying to face
(05:17):
that play the DVD out? Howare you? It's just an app Uh,
let's see movie movie we got Okay, wow's the movie? All right?
Well maybe it's sold out? Okay, what the DVD? Oh here
you go? Oh you go?Six bucks? Seven bucks. Bestseller in
(05:42):
comedies. Yes, what is it? Number one bestseller in comedy because everyone
kept buying it for the Super MarioBros. Movie. Bro, let's buy
it right now. Let me goto my account and you could buy either
that. The DVD is six ninetynine, the Blu ray is twenty eight
ninety eight, but it doesn't havelike the plus digital or whatever. And
then the VHS tape is the mostexpensive thing for thirty one dollars. Who
(06:08):
has a VHS player? I can'teven the thumb you can tell how old
it is. Look at the thumbnail, that's all. It's so tiny.
I'm gonna get that out of thecart. The people are gonna be like,
why is that in the cart?Ignore it? So which one?
Which one should buy? The widescreen of the one disc version of this
one? There's a screen. Yeah, there's a blue ray for thirty bucks.
(06:30):
But the I would buy the thisone because that's the one we had
back in the day. Should Ibuy it? Yeah? Me too?
You won one? Yeah we're not. Okay Moore has never seen it.
I doubt she's seen that movie.And if she's had, she just gwinn
points in my book. But youknow what has the one points in my
book, Eric that my name's Hoodie'shair. Every week we come together and
(06:57):
gave me the weird stories from ourlives, the Internet, the world,
universe, and your universe. Universeobviously got on a rant there. I
don't even know how we ended uptalk about it. So who do you
talk about it? We're not gonnatalk about it. We're not gonna talk
about it. But he dropped abomb on me just now, and he
did it before the show. Didlisten to next week's show because there's something
(07:20):
kind of controversial that he's gonna talkabout. I pre teased Eric. It's
that way. He's excited to talkabout it next week. Am I excited?
Am I angry excited? Do Iget excitedly easily? I don't know.
Yeah, I ask the ladies ofthe night. We won't get it
till May fourth Star Wars Day Surpriseretreating Happy Star Wars Day. Here's Mario.
(07:46):
You're not gonna care about this intwo weeks from now. Amazon trying
to get you like that, Like, come on, Amazon, I know
you got it there, you gotthat storage warehouse, just chilling. We'll
probably get here earlier though, Amazon, you know. But back to my
point, I had my first weddingvendor canceled on me. Oh yeah,
(08:09):
see, I told you I hadgood stuff canceled. Our photographer canceled on
us. Wait again another one?So the one, the first I remember
the first one canceled of the dates, right, yeah, well the ones
we were talking to. So thisone we like pretty much said into I'm
not going to mention their name andeverything. That's totally fine because it's more
just for me ranting on things becausemore it was like, yeah, I
(08:30):
just don't mention their names. Okay, why not? Just you know,
why not? Because I'm trying toget liabeled. Why am I liabel if
they canceled on you? But essentiallyone days away from the wedding. By
the way, it's coming fast anduh so more and I have already had
the DJ, she has hair,We have the venue photographers. Next thing
(08:52):
we're gonna get. We pretty muchwent through multiple phone calls, multiple meetings
with this photographer and they sent usthe contract over on Friday. The guy
the contract on Friday. We're like, all right, great, we're gonna
pay it on Monday. Just sobecause we got into credit card. We're
trying to get them points. Youknow what I'm saying, it's a wedding
hack. Get a credit card,put the points on there. As soon
(09:13):
as we're about to pay it,we got an email from her that says,
hey, I'm like okay, butit wasn't like hey exclamation part.
It was just hey, period,good good. Unfortunately, I'm sorry to
say this that I'm not. I'mparaphrasing. I can no longer do your
event. Something unexpected has happened.But here's my recommendations. Blah blah blah
(09:37):
blah blah. Let me tell youher recommendations were double the price of what
she was or like, there's noway we can afford those people. But
so now we're back on the scramblehunt for a photographer for the wedding.
What the ever loving hell? Yeah? And what wait? How does she
know something's going to happen next year? Though exactly exactly so, the thing
I wanted to talk to you aboutis what do you think it was?
(09:58):
It's she more thinks she's pregnant andthat she's just gonna have kid and won't
be able to you know, reallyknow she would have said that, she
would have said that. I thinkit's that she has a friend or a
sibling. I say, can youdo my wedding same time frame and priority
on the friend for free and notus? Mad? I think we'd be
(10:20):
paying customers. Oh what I thinkis another customer has the same wedding date
and is doubling down. I'm gonnapay more. That's what I think it
is. You think I don't know. I wouldn't be that because you never
had You never had a contract signeliterally had the contract. You never had
to sign. You never had anythingsigned, So then you don't have anything
anything in writing. Where are wein the morning movie? By the way,
(10:43):
they just got the They were justking the car. Yeah, so
I'm sorry to say something expected hascome up. It will no longer be
able on your wedding date. Um, so do you think so? Do
you think she passively, aggressively passivelysaid I got somebody else? She got
somebody else that's gonna pare it twiceas much? Because I bet she did,
and I bet this happens a lotof things. She was talking to
(11:03):
two different clients, and who gotyou the regular price? Then goes,
oh, well maybe the fourth it'salready booked. I'm here's another ducket,
give me that jump. That's whatI think, because that's my steping mind.
I'm trying to be nice. Giveher benefit of the doubt. I'm
not. Don't ever give anyone thebetter of the doubt. I was what
every movie say. Don't trust anyone, trust no one. Don't trust no
(11:24):
ones, have no friends, haveno new friends. Oh you Drake on
which Drake Bella Abbrey Drake. Okay, so yeah, we're on the hunt.
Now we're a new photographer and we'repotentially crawling back to one and we
kind of like, oh, you'retoo expensive, but now we're like,
oh eight, she's affordable now becausewe've realized the price of everything. That's
(11:46):
actually this podcast. You can goback like two months ago. Yeah,
me like figuring out pricing and stufffor the photographer and now can you not
you gotta you gotta get a goodphotographer because it didn't that story today where
the we did on the show onyour Morning Shure. You can listen to
the podcast back as well. Afterlistening to this that we talked about the
photographer. The lady is suing thephotographer because all he did was take videos
(12:09):
and bad mouth them and bad mouththem and yeah, so we so you
don't don't splore yet, we don't. We're cheap cheap in it, but
we don't. The first photographer weoriginally said no too, we thought was
too expensive, but now we knowno, that's actually kind of like the
normal price. We're not paying twelvethousand dollars for a photographer. That's way
too much. But you're also notgoing to pay someone a four hundred dollars
(12:30):
no, no, no, no, no, so yeah, yeah,
I don't know. Man. Itwas just like, oh, it's exciting
then uh. I mean luckily itis, you know, a year out
from the wedding, but it's stilllike a man. Then we had to
scramble the other day like all right, who we got an email? We
gotta look up so and so andall these people. And now I'm like
I'm waiting on emails again. Nowthat's part of my honey dude lists this
week of like please respond. Iwant to figure it out before she comes.
(12:54):
Oh that's my life. That inten case, that's my life.
I never got me one day,will I one day You'll have to go
to Max's wedding. Yeah, butI'm not gonna deal with the right to
paver stuff. Yeah, but I'mnot gonna deal with it. I'm like,
it's money, here's a Venmo,here's a wire. I don't even
know what a check is. Yeah? Ay, wait a second, twenty
(13:16):
years a check or mean complete?Actually a good question. Do you think
Max will learn how to write acheck? Nope? Because I think that
was other than like elementary school thing, like here's the finance section, like,
huh finance, I'm eleven years old. Nope. I think you'll never
learn how to write check because Iknow I got checks and I still haven't
written a new check. Because everyoneeither's Venmo cash app or have an expired
checkbook. That keep wide because itlooks like I have a check book.
(13:39):
How's it expired? I don't knowthe checks expired or something? How I
don't know? Learn him out checknever expired? What doesn't? Yeah?
Never expire? Well, good,good thing, going to throw it away?
Did did you close that account?No? Then that account is still
up to the money in it.Yeah, so check it account. Yeah
that check, that check can beused forever. Right there we go,
(14:00):
long as you don't write that didon it? All? Right? So
now say this, I write futureme a blank check of like, hey,
treat yourself. Treat yourself blank blankblank no blank date? Can I
then catch it in and be like, oh thank you, Pat Sody and
then put five thousand dollars from mycurrent bank account I found. As long
(14:22):
as you five five thousand dollars inthe account, we spend it now,
not then? Who Anyways, Iknow I'm funny today. I bring your
content. I'm funny, and Ialso bring you what super Mario Bros.
Movie? Oh, John link,that's why you want that's Luigi. That's
(14:43):
why you wanted to watch it becausethe connection TikTok sublimanly advertising you. Oh
my god. But now to youben out of me. You don't want
to you want to break from goingout. I need a serious break from
going out. This past weekend,I spent both nights out till four o'clock
in the morning. I was exhaustedon Sunday. I need to stop doing
(15:05):
it. It was fun. Ihung out with Gerard, hung out with
John, hung out with Sarah,hung out with another Molly, not John's
Molly, even though John's Molly wasthere for the minute for a second.
But just saying I need did yousay, but I'll looking at someone's butt
that's outside the door out there.Okay, because they're like you double ondreen
right now? But what No,But I need I need to stop.
(15:26):
I need to be more responsible andstay home on Saturday and Sunday nights.
I really need your games with it. Well, yesterday I was I whipped
out COD. I started playing COD. I almost called you should and then
I was like, oh no,I don't have a download and it'll take
take a whole day to download.Called Duty. You don't have the war
Zone. You don't have it deletedit because no one, none of you
was playing with me. Well,then weeken Fortnite or up. Then you
(15:50):
saw that ill got Fortnite. OhI always got Fortnite. On Fortnite's so
easy because people that playing Fortnite reallyaren't as intense. It is funny.
So I went through my Nintendo Switchbecause you have the album art of the
Nintendo Switch where you could take photosand screenshots. Yeah, it's mainly screenshots
of the game. And I foundmy first Victory Royale. It was in
twenty eighteen. I was like,oh man, what a time. It
(16:10):
was during the Thanos event for thefirst infinity words. How was your first
Victory Royale because it wasn't technically aDonald Royal was really just survived. Thanos
says, Victory's got a victory alllast Thursday because he was on spring Breaking.
We played Victory Royale with you andwe Uh, he's getting better.
He is getting a lot better.I'm not gonna lie. I know I
need to get pulling back a littlebit, but he is getting a lot
(16:33):
better playing the game. He's sucha long set up. My god,
get to the Mario World. It'smade nineteen ninety bro, they had to
set the cool city of New YorkNew York City, Brooklyn. What up
the PX you're doing? Yeah?Oh, but I do have something for
you. So you're going to Natsgame this week, going into the Nats
(16:56):
game tomorrow night when they take onthe roles your seats? What did you
choose? We choose section two thirtysix for the thirteen dollars. But we're
all gonna be sitting out in thecenter field bar. Yeah. Yeah,
is that how you talk with yoursyllables? So did you actually well,
because you're not really caring, butwhen you do go to a concert that's
(17:17):
or event that's not with us orwe're not part of Do you look at
the seats like, oh this viewfrom my seat? Is this? No?
If I sit here? No?So my brother and I we had
to get a gift for my dad. Yeah, in case he listens.
I don't know if I remember ifhe listens to this podcast or not.
Where we had to compare one hundreddollars one hundred dollars seat to one hundred
(17:37):
and ten dollars seat of the viewsof like is it worth it for one
hundred and ten dollars? Yeah,and one hundred and ten dollars was worth
it. It's closer. Correct,that's what you want to be at a
concert. You want to be closer. Concert in Virginia Beach that's coming up
in September. It's what a certainconcert that's in Virginia Beach in September.
I thought he knew he does.Well, here's the thing. Hoodie forgot
(17:57):
to buy them on Friday when theywent on sale, So hood he had
to buy resale. But it's okay, they're in Hoodies account. Now wait,
you forgot the buytle You were allready to go on Friday. I
forgot, No, I was onThursday, and I forgot the pre sale
was on Friday or the normal saleson Friday. So then on Saturday night,
I was like, oh, thenit was sold out. I was
(18:21):
like, all right, well let'sgo. Let's go to Seek Geek.
They God, Seek Geeks saved theday. The legit tickets they're they're they're
legit in my ticket Master account andeverything. But let me tell you,
but then God, we got thatnew credit card points points points points points
points for ever downard them. Hegot a lot of points from that.
(18:42):
Who's going with him? Is itjust him? Yeah? He gets picked.
So it's either his wife, meor my brother. Wow, we
see who he loves the most.And I have a feeling not you.
It will not be unfortunately, lookat you, already dead. But to
(19:02):
go from one sad thing to ahappy thing, let's get through something good.
I've been all over the place inthis past eighteen Bros. Movie is
currently Mario eaton set. So theseare real misconnections. People post on craigslist
dot com. It's Washington, DCdot craigslist dot org. In the DMV
(19:23):
people posting looking for love, lookingfor holes to be filled, looking for
maintenance workers, and we find outa lot of websites and a lot of
things we probably should not know aboutfrom this. Yes, some of these
things. Yes, the first one, I'll do it. Oh, looking
for a woman my treat in Wheaton, one hour or two of your time
(19:45):
for Saturday night or anytime Sunday.I'm thirty two, handsome, Latino five
seven, one hundred ninety pounds,can host or travel twenty friendly. That's
definitely a hookup because street, Yeahit is, Yeah, it is.
Next one, Eric, you gotit. We need a new favoring,
new favor flavor, that's definite meif I want to Vanilla, I'd sleep
(20:07):
with my wife. If you're okaywith that reply with an answer to the
falling question, who was the lastperson you thought about? That? You
shouldn't have Arlington, Virginia sliding them. DM need a new flavor because the
current thing is what is our flavor? It's a Latino and a white.
What do we con consider ourself?Moco? I'm I'm a lot of Europe,
(20:29):
So I can't really tell you ifit's like Irish flavor? Is it
like? No? No, youknow I got some flavor out um.
This next one is in Clinton CampSprings, Temple Hills, Suitland, Okay,
and a lot of things that arecounty County. Are you going with
your hands? Needed help a fewthings? Where are you? You tell
(20:52):
me you were good with their handswhen we spoke. Where are you?
I have a few things need donearound here to I don't think that hand
motion, hand motion down, up, down, in out, in out,
you got it? Missing the coupleconnection? Hello everyone, and they
(21:15):
put literally the number one. Allright, I'm looking for an open minded
couple, or let's focus on yourgirl pleasure. I'm a guy and would
like to find a couple for Ifor I ideally regular fun encounters. Let's
chat, Let's meet and see ifyou have if we have chemistry for some
adult time. And they spelled Thankst h X. Now're you screwed?
(21:37):
You screwed yourself also too. Byputting every in the number one, you're
not gonna get any action. Now. I'm looking for an open minded couple.
Or let's focus on your girl pleasure. Not you this on your girl
pleasure. Right, So it's basicallyI'm you're gonna bang your girl girl interesting
dubs in Woodbridge. No, it'sin Woodbridge. It's not the one here's
something one in bottom mine. Iclicked on at first, thinking, oh,
(21:59):
maybe you were the cute kurby slightlyolder female bartender waiting, making drinks
and giving me eyes. I wasthe bearded Latin man with my friend who
couldn't keep his eyes off you.I wanted to get your number and serve
you after work. Let's chat.Now, here's the thing, this one.
We usually get a lot of thesewhere it's like, oh yeah,
let's hang out as reconnect. Tellme what shirt you were wearing is probably
(22:22):
a bead Hubs uniform. In thisscenario, this is like, no,
I'm gonna I don't want to dostuff with you. But with this one
too, you know they work atBuffalo wall Wings at Woodbridge. Just go
go and keep going. You're gonnarun into them, or go to the
same time, same day, nextday, go to the exactly. Maybe
their schedule is not gonna change ifyou happen to go to the Bea Dubs
and Woodbridge. Uh, cute curby, slightly older female bartender. Uh het
(22:45):
water this Latin male answer. Uh. And that was the last one actually,
because I thought this is a craiglist. But the sier barrows so Kurt
Oh best telling brothers go in andthey mess up the seward. Oh,
it's always like the Ferteliscrtelli. It'salways some weird Italian name that's like,
Okay, look at Super Mario Bros. Technically is Walt Disney Pictures because Buena
(23:10):
Vista. That's like the nineties onehad its own like more like it's not
kiddie movies and stuff, even thoughit's some Super Mario Brothers. But we're
currently friend Roger Rabbit and then yeah, exactly, Bob Hoskins, he's dead,
Rest in piece, rest in piece. He's done too. John Leguizamo
still alive. Name it Hopper died? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
(23:32):
think so it is Hopper. Uhyeah, twenty ten. It's been a
while. Wow, he looks likeJames Cameron. Every time I keep thinking
he's James Cameron. He's a badguy from Speed. But that does it
for us. On this week's episode, we're gonna go finish out watching the
Super Mario Brothers movie together and yougo to five, Gus, there is
there's a guy show circuit right thereand now number five. But you can
(23:56):
follow me at Andrew Hoodie. Whycan follow Eric at mister Eric Vida's R
E R I c KB, anddon't forget next week's episode is going to
be controversial as f because Hoodie isgoing to drop a knowledge bomb on me.
It's gonna make me a little sadbut maybe a little happy for Hoodie,
for Hoodie, but not for me. And I always remember it's okay
to be weird and sexy. Itgot weird, didn't it. Yeah,
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