April 25, 2023 • 29 mins
It only took Hoody over ten years, but he FINALLY convinced his fiance Moira to go to Disney with him! Join Hoody and Erick as we recap what Hoody had to do to make it happen and also talk about Erick reliving his Toys R' Us days yesterday at lunch! Plus even more real Missed Connections from the DMV! All that and more in this week's Let's Get Weird!
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I think you need to get offthe coffee Bud. I think I need
to get on more coffee bob.Yeah, because you know why because my
favorite actor right now is Brian Coxfrom Succession. Hopefully already, because it's
up to get weird. It's aboutto get weird. He's prepared friends to
get weird. Things are gonna getweird. It's getting weird. I'm gonna
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get real weird. That's getting weird. Let's get where? Where? Get
where? Are you ready to getweird with Hoodie and Eric? I'm ready.
I'm already as well, be friends. Hopefully you're ready. You're listening
to the hundred and thirty seven loveLet's sketch weird mccon I'm loving it.
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Oh did you see that? Doyou follow? Tom's a girl at all?
The comedian Burke preisers he would postit on his tic tak. I
saw a video. Apparently McDonald's offeredhim two point five or two point three
million, brod Cox. No,Tom's a gurra okay to help. They're
apparently they're redoing a podcast set.Who's a podcast set? We don't we
film in a random studio with graywalls? But um cola on heah,
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yeah, but apparently McDonald's wanted togive him two points. It clipped that
that's in the end of that's whenthe trailer, the triptok the TikTok ended.
But I was like, yo,you give me two point three million,
I'll pick this ever red and yellowat Royan McDonald stilled on my lap,
say twice, don't say now,who's Grimace again? I was kind
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of scared. Burglar Hamburglar was themain He's coming back, you said last
week, right, he is back. He is bag time. But you
know what is back? We arebecause my name's Hoodie and I and every
week we come to give you theweird stories from around our lives, the
Internet, the world, the skiesand New Universe and yournus yes of course,
including all of those. And wehave to kick it off with Eric
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reminiscing about the good old days.Yesterday day at full Ja. What was
I doing reminiscing how I took overToys r Us. Oh right, because
I used to work at the Toysr Us at Minkpipe Plaza back in the
day. For all you moco peepin the house, what what what?
And it was the Russ. Itwas a Linens and Things. Then it
was a World Market. Then therewas a Bally's Total Fitness, che Street
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Fabric and Madeline at the end ofthe strip mall. And I was telling
Hoodie. I was like, oh, I remember, here was the entrance.
Here was where I used to parkevery day. I had to make
an illegal U turn to come inand park on the side of the building.
And all these great fun facts aboutMidpipe Plaza back in the day because
that's where I worked at my cargot. I had a flat tire there
one time I had to do theflat. I came out of the rush
one night and I had a flattire and then luckily one of my my
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co workers fill up. I'll neverforget him because he was a bus driver
for mcgamma County helped me fix myflat and I was like one of the
first flat tires I ever had inmy life at rost at the Roust and
I asked you this yesterday. I'mgonna ask you again, did you ever
work? Because you had a baby'sr us technically in your toys r us?
Did you work? And the babiesare us section? All I did
was I'd helped restock the pampers becausethey had that place on lockdown. It
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was like three women that ran itand they, I mean it was scary
to go in there, but theyknew where everything was. And the registries,
oh my god, the baby registrs. Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Does you remind me worked in thebike department R Zone video game section.
Yeah, the bike department. Noone ever bought bikes. I never saw
anybody buy a bike. Oh.They also had the RC big power wheel
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cars back there too, they did, and I think I saw two people
would buy one of those. Andthe guy who would build that stuff his
name was Troy, and that manwas a machine. He could build those
bikes and those RC units very veryright, wasn't It was like if you
bought it pre built, it wascheaper than buying or maybe more expensive than
buying it when it was in thebutt in the back, right, because
you bought it in the box,and then you'd have us assemble it.
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And I think it was like afifty dollars charge assemble a bike or an
RC car or the ARC who wasone hundred. The bike was fifty on
top of the original payment, andthen you had to come back in like
two or three days have it andthen pick it up from the back,
which we used to have a backdoorat how to ring a bell and then
you'd have to run the back orhave fine Troy he put it out there.
But yeah, those are I hadsome fun times that store, man.
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I was there for five years ofmy life. Yeah, I knew
that sort of like the back ofmy hand. It was wild. That's
a big story, like a gamestop the store. This is the size
of the game stop. This waseven scarier was the stock room was bigger
than the actual store and it wasjust lines of just such a shelving boxes
the toys not like out of thebox and all that good stuff. And
there were some hidden gems back theretoo, because if it was stacked too
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high, people forget about it.You could have you found some Well,
this is me asking you for across promotion for a future episode of Crisis
on Infinite Podcast. Yes, sir, we're gonna do a walk through through
a Toys r US in a futureepisode and we'd like you to join us.
But the closest ones in came toNew Jersey. Oh we're gonna do
a video walk through. Oh sowe put it so it's like a nineties
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Toys or US and you're gonna belike, oh, yeah, this was
that store. Or when you walkthrough the main entrance on the right was
the hot new summer toys or thehot story. And then it was the
first sect that was for a reasonright that maybe that was to get you
to for your kids to see thehot new toys that were out right then
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and there for them to buy it. Then it started with board games,
then it went to learning. Thenon the right it was also in that
same section was um CD players andkaraoke machines because for some reason they thought
people would want to home karaoke machine. No, they did not good and
they did not buy that. Thenat the one of Main Pike Plaza was
then it started. On the righthand side was um all the babies,
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all the baby stuff. Then againstnext the baby stuff was the bikes.
When in the middle it was stilllearning on one side, and then it
was the girl World. Then onthe other side was boys, and then
the front left corner was actually aninteresting thing. Is toys or US or
any toy story is the opposite oflike any story for fashion, where it's
like there's predominantly more female clothes andthe Maale clothes at like a target.
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Yeah, but Toys r Us it'spredominantly boy boy toys and toys of you
know, action figures will take upway more space than the like pink and
female. Right because the Girl Worldwas only three and a half files and
it was an aisle and a halfof it was Barbie and Barbie. I
mean, wow, there was Barbieson top of Barbies. I didn't when
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I first I thought it was justlike one Barbie. No. No,
there was like a t Barbie excitedto see the Barbie movie. I kin
see the Barbie movie. It'd befun to watch. Um. Yeah,
I think my older sister had Barbiesand we broke them, but I don't
remember. You know, I wasa bad boy back in the still is.
But toys r Us is kind ofmaking a comeback right now. Yeah,
but I feel like the time itmakes a full comeback, I ain't
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gona had no kid and I'm gonnabe like thirty five, So I didn't
going no toys there us. Youknow. Yeah, but you could be
like the guys that back in theday when I would work Saturday mornings,
we'd have a stack of guys thatwould come in and look for the hot
wheel cars and they would sit thereand they'd sift through all the hot They're
really nice guys. I kind ofwouldn't have. Part of that was when
the that Nintendo the nes Classic cameout, I think, and that was
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like every you had to line upat the store and everyone wanted it.
And now no one cares about it. But like I was at a game
stop one day, lined up atlike seven store opened at nine to get
a spot, and I did getit and I sold it, you know,
I saying I would if they broughta rust back in the area.
I wouldn't mind working part time againand working in the R zone because it
was fun. It was a lotof fun and everybody, like we did
have one or two guys that tooktheir jobs way too seriously, and I
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mean me and Julian would call themout all the time, even though Jay
was a little bit of a bitchand was scared to do that. But
it was a it's a fun likepart time job. I had a lot
of fun and I made some goodfriends there too, you know, and
got some good toys. Yeah,we stole a Dreamcast one time for a
buddy of ours. That was goodtimes because we still had dreamcasts, but
they weren't in the inventory, butthey were still selling them. They're pennied
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out, they were pennied out,but we didn't penny them out. We
put them in regular price. Penniedout. If you don't know what that
is, didn't retail es since itmeans the stock is when it goes from
nineteen ninety nine to a penny andthey either take it to the back and
someone gets it, or you'd takeit and throw it away essentially. But
you also know too though with Disneymovies, they would come and pick them
up. They would, yeah,because they would go back in the vault,
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exactly in the vault. But wehad to everything that was on the
shelf. We had to take themoff the shelf, put them in boxes,
and send them back to the distributorbecause they didn't want them. They
didn't want to have like a randomcopy of like Pinocchio or a Little Mermaid
when it wasn't out of the quoteunquote vault, because that they were legit
on that they were serious ABC likethis is like when I was like six,
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they'd be like, oh, it'sout of the vault. This Satura
on ABC. Yeah, yeah,just watch it whenever on Disney Plus.
I know. Now it's just likeyou can watch it, but it's all
or all of the classics on DisneyPlus, like Sleeping Beauty, Pinocchio,
all the like good, all theones that are Sandy watched. Yeah,
yeah, maybe make watch Maybe I'llmake Max watch Baby. It might be
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a lot slower than he's used to, but you know, and then you
show them the rock SNL parody versionof Bambi. Then you're like, this
is what could be, this iswhat it should have been, Like,
yes, but Mama didn't given nosteroids. Well it's like now they're doing
the live action version of Lelo andStitch. Yeah, but the thing is
it's instead of going to theaters,it's going to be one of the straight
to Disney Plus because that's a newthing. You remember, I always used
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to be straight to DVD sequel orsomething. Now it's oh, it's just
a Disney Plumber two. Remember thatLumber two was Yeah, there's a Flubber
two straight d so like hocus Pocustwo was straight to Disney Plus. Ye,
it wasn't good. Let's say itwas over hyped when we thought it
was going to be turning red,turning red, that should have been in
theaters, but it was pandemics,a Pixar pandemic. Yeah, so this
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will be Lelo and Stitch would beanother one. Pinocchio that was another one.
Did you watch that one? No? Because I heard it was bad.
Really Yeah, so people are goingin low expectations for Leo and Stitch,
which for like the millennial like meand younger like that was the cornerstone
Lelo and Stitch put it on themat. Do you know a fun fact
about Lelo and Stitch. It's aweird fun fact. Yes, that in
the original movie, the original cutof eleven. Yet yes, Stitches flying
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through a city and then post nineeleven they change it from a city to
mountainous regions because he flew by twotowers or whatever. I was like,
wow. But so the thing iswith the cast, if you haven't seen
it, Um, they've been castinga lot of people that's like, okay,
okay, mister Bubbles, who's likethe FBI agent's voiced by fing Rahims.
Really originally this is in the originalmovie. Um, it looked like
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they were recasting and doing a differentcharacter overall, and apparently Disney is like,
no, we got someone and it'sCourtney b Vance married to Angela Bassett
as who he's gonna be mister Bubbles? Now who's gonna be Stitched? Though,
so Stitch. They haven't officially agreesaid it, but it's like pretty
much in the works is fun.Fact, one of the co directors of
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Lelo and Stitch does the voices ofStitch and the original and then the shows
and all that stuff for Disney,and people are like, we're gonna riot
if they don't have him as thevoice, because like as a pivotal voice,
especially for Disney making money off thatof the parks, and uh,
it looks like he's gonna be comingback. He'll be like the only one
coming back for it. I didn'treally watch that one. I was too
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old for that one. Why Iand roller Coaster Ride Baby didn't really care
for it, didn't get it,didn't understand what was the whole point of
it. Found family, which ispretty much an over a trope and everything.
Now a found family, What haveyou found family? What do you
know? Lilo and her sister didn'thave their parents to die in a car
crash, right, and then Stitchcame into the lives and then they were
a family. Ohanna means family.Family means no one gets left behind.
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Damn straight. It's a dangerous wordin this building. And she's start using
it. Ohannah, Okay, I'llstart using Ohanna. See if he notices.
By the way, we were suppedtalking about something big today and we
didn't from last week? What wasit? What was it? What was
it? I'm forgetting we are itwas something like you're supposed to talk about.
Oh yes, yes, it wasyou you have a life changing I
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thought, do that and another onethere. Um, So I think I
came to the conclusion that I'm donewith Funco pops. And I've told this
to Kevin and my fiance more oflike, yeah, the other day I
just looked at them. That arethe ones at my house, which is
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a separate collection that's here. Iwas like, I don't like these here
anymore. They're taking up a lotof space. Do you think this happened
because of what happened with the companyand how they found They think so for
sure now that you're like now they'renot worth They're not worth anything, And
I don't know, like the wholething with Funco pops. I think we'll
say as of last year, beforethe throwing in the dump thing, I
was like, all right, coolis great, Like we're collecting, so
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I'm not gonna collect all of them, yeah, like I want like you.
And I was like the star Lordone was worth like one hundred and
fifty bucks. Yeah, I haveit. It's worth twenty bucks now,
no way because of the dumpster thing. Yeah. So it's literally like Funcos
are now the new Beanie Babies andwe're in that era of like people naysaya
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saying no, they're not the babybeanie baby. Maybe there's something I m
say. Out of those guys ofgrow Gus, there's like thousands grow Gou
Funco pops and they really did overpopulatethemselves, because I mean I get it,
but um yeah, they turned outmore of those than they did the
actual action figure of grow Gou.You know, like, um, but
who are you talking about? Thethe super pop it's like a ten inch
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um. But yeah, so I'mthinking I'm not I'm gonna keep the ones
that were gifted to me, butI'm thinking the ones that I bought,
Like, you know, maybe thismaxtures or one that not worth anything,
you're gonna maybe go sell and wheredo you sell it? Though? So
they interested most a lot of people. If you're selling your Funko pops,
you can sell them on eBay oryou know places like Marcari, Facebook Marketplace
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might take a while, or youcan sell it to a store. Um,
I'm going to look like you're likelocal toy VNTO. You think take
them. They've taken some. I'veI've taken some there before, and you're
I gotta get a lot of money. You've taken them without me knowing.
Yeah, this is this is why, like, um, I don't remember.
Actually maybe it was more toys thanthat. Um. But if you
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want to sell them, you're likea game stop. They gotta make money
off you selling them the Funko popsand giving you money. So I did
the value of the ones I wantto sell. It was like two hundred
eighty five. I'm hoping like twohundred. That's fine, that's I'm like,
yeah, you make eighty bucks offof this. But here's the thing.
Every time I go into that store, their Funko collection just keeps getting
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taller and taller. Because no one'sbuying them anymore. They did screw themselves.
They screw them some big time.I'm gonna stay with it for a
little bit, but I am alittle I say this and then watch like
a month from now. Well,because what was the Green Goblin? Right?
Yeah, at home you got thatthat Matt Murdoch you gifted right,
the Matt Murdoch We got each otherbecause it was a sticker one. It's
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got a sticker on it. Welove stickers on the box. But like
that low key one. Bet she'snot really worth anything now because it's it's
like it's like ten bucks. It'slike so it's like a dollar more than
let's work. I mean, Iget check my funk go at because I
do have the aping your phone.Wop says that, but like if you
price it out, like yeah,yeah, it's sad day, but I
do. I am happy for youbecause you are growing as an adult.
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It's a little bit more space forme to put other things there. Well
that's the thing, Like, areyou then gonna stop collecting anything? You
just stop? You just stops.I think, yeah, And then I
don't know, like I have alot of stuff on this, Like if
you look at my videos for crisismy background, Like there's a lot of
stuff there, but it's kind oflike crunched up together to let breathe a
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little bit and maybe, you know, we'll see what happens. Maybe we
whatever we get money wise with thattrade in, maybe we can buy that
Pokemon yellow that's in that case.Oh the are you gonna open it?
Are you gonna keep it? Seals? Look at it just like literally like
so there's just I don't know ifwe talked about this, but I went
to TOSSI station the story in theDMV area and they had sealed. It
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wasn't like completely sealed, like itwas definitely opened with but everything was in
the box and it was in oneof those plastic containers. Um for three
hundred dollars. I have one hundreddollars gift card. If I trade two
hundred in, it's free. Um. But like see looking at it,
Like I went back to Charlottesville,you know, nineteen ninety nine when I
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was a six years old and mygrandma got me Pokemon Yellow, and it
was hype as hell because I waslike, oh, Pokemon yellow, this
is right because you were a Pokemonyou know, I'm saying yeah, well,
you know, oh, speaking ofPokemon, Max is doing a Pokemon
thing on Thursday after school. They'rehaving like a Pokemon club hold on for
cards or the game. I don'tknow exactly all the details, but my
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man is doing something Pokemon club registration. Yeah, they're gonna be for it's
like an hour watching Pokemon. Maybeno, it's like that wrestling club on
TikTok trend so much. Maybe it'slike that. Yeah, oh the LOOKI
wants twenty bucks there and the friendlyneighborhood Spiderman is twenty four bucks. Oh
there you go. Um yeah,I mean yeah, so Max will be
doing Pokemon, which is cool becauseI like that he's doing that. He's
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telling us what he wants to do, and I'm cool to Pokemon. Good
in Fortnite club, Oh my god, I mean little man is killing me
in Fortnite. Bro. Can someonesend me some V Bucks so I can
buy a battle pass because he tookmy profile and I had to create another
profile. But I'm like, I'mnot buying V bucks to buy the battle
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pass, but I've got one hundredand fifty one stars because we play so
much and we just dominate whatever hoodie, Well, you know, what are
you gonna play with us again?I mean I always asks maybe this Thursday?
All right, No, he's Pokemonclass from three to four. Then
after I play Fortnite with him?All right? Fun? But last thing
before getting misconnections and it's the TitlessPodcast. I finally convinced Mara to go
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to Disney. I wish you guyscould see the smile on his face.
So happy. This man has beentalking about this to me private leader since
Easter. I have never seen anybody'sso happy in my life. Maura,
thank you so much doing this notonly for for Hoods, but for me
too, because I feel like thisis his like, this is his bucket
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listening, and he's gonna be sohappy to take you and have you experience
everything that he experiences and hope youlike and pressure she should I mean hopefully
she looked brot better listen right now? Go on with the open mind.
I know if I would never gowith you to Disney, why because I'm
not gonna do all the stuff youwant to do? What do you not
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want to do everything? I justwant to walk around, not do anything
you want to do? Any rides? No, not even like the Star
Wars rides. No, you wantto build a lightsaber, maybe you think
about it, think about I.Only the only lightsaber I want, and
I don't know why is count Dooku. You can get that, you can
buy that one, yeah, butI don't want to build it. Just
give me the hill. Yeah,you can buy just the hill. Yeah,
just give me the hilt. Leaveme alone. No, don't stop
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now, stop delete that now rightnow. That's the only one I ever
really wanted because it's it's the mostdifferent light saber out of them all,
and his style in UM and theprequels was really crazy, so I liked
it. Stop crazy and good tone. No, I don't want another lightsaber.
I mean, what's one more?That's what I say every time I'll
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never get a woman. I'll neverget a wife now, I mean,
or you will, and she'll belike, oh, what's this two lightsabers?
Now he can play together? Right, because when I was with the
last girlfriend, she was like,oh wow, this is really well.
You have it in storage. Italso doesn't help. No, they're in
my closet. You don't even bringthem out because the maxim want to fight
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in the all like the two batsthat John has. Now that I got
my place, now I kind ofwant to put them up. But I'm
also like, this looks kind ofcheesy, but I feel like I get
in your little corner. You gotweapons, mother bats? No, I
don't want We don't even bring weaponsin this hostile work. But anyway,
yeah, we're going to epcott andHollywood Studios officially. Now. A lot
of people crisis were like, whynot Magic Kingdom? That's what I actually
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too. Yeah, it makes itlike, yeah, it's for a first
time, be cool, that's theDisney experience. But it's a small word.
I think overall, I think shewould enjoy up Coop more because you
can drank. Yeah, but youknow what, you gotta go in knowing
this is what you gotta do.Bro, you gotta do Magic Kingdom.
You have to do The Kingdom.You know, we'll do it eventually.
Then after this, I'm on aband for three years. That about Disney
trips, So why Morriston, afterthis, you have three years till you
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can play another Disney trip. Iwas like, I cappen, I got
you. What if she gets hookedand gets the bug, That's what I'm
want, That's what I'm hoping here'sthe thing because we started planning it and
then like like last week she's like, I'm actually kind of excited to go,
Like, good, I have younow you're in my class. Did
you see did I see that TikTokI saw yesterday from Animal Kingdom that they
opens their twenty fifth anniversary. Yeah, and they opened that time capsule.
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Yeah? How crazy was that?I mean that's getting taken away right the
Animal Kingdom one. No, AmimalKingdom still staying there. Okay. I
think Animal Kingdom is like the Sothere's four parks of Disney if you've never
been. It's Magic Him, whichis typical Disney at the Castle Hollywood Studios,
which has Toy Story Tower, Terror, Star Wars. This is the
one in Florida. In Florida,y um Epcot is the big ball with
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all the drinking around the world.It's got the Guardians ride, and then
Annimal Kingdom is the zero one that'sgot the Avatar rides. Yeah, the
Pandora stuff. Do you have youheard anything about them? And that's the
thing, Like, I don't likethat much of a fan for the Avatar
rides to want to go to AnimalGaindom. To go. Yeah, when's
Avatar too coming on Disney? PlusI don't know because it was back in
theaters last weekend for birthday, sowho knows. God just trying to make
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money on I just well, Igotta take Max to go see Um Elementals
and then Guardians three. We're gonnago because I have him that weekend.
We might go after school on Fronda. I know it has an F bomb
minute, so oh darn. Youdon't think my son's heard me drop the
F bomb? Now? He hasn't. I like to think about the Yeah,
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he has. And you know whatyou do side tangent, if you're
a parent with kids that are young, don't make the curse word a big
deal. Just say it and moveon, because the second you make it
a big deal the aid exactly,then they're gonna pick up on it,
and then they're gonna want to sayAnd the only reason Max got in trouble
at school was for saying, wasit something dumb that a buddy of his
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said? It was like it wasa bitch or something else, And I
was like, that's what he said. After all the curse words, I
say, so screw you people,Why why do you say that? Why
you gotta say that? But alsoI just want you to know, um
I can. I can arrange youa lightsaber pickup right now if you'd like
you look at my stop right now, stop it right, you need to
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stop. Why you're a good friend. M you would spend the same amount
on me. I hope. Iwould love to spend the same amount on
you. It's a lot of money. Not playing a wedding? Next?
Am I going to the wedding?Yes? God damn it? No plus
one for you? Why not?Who are you Dane? Right now?
I don't know. They're only oneperson. I'll let you have a plus
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one. And that's not happening.That's not happening. So there you go.
Maybe you're both invited now you're right, they'd only be invited if you're
going. Oh, maybe you haveto go, just saying if that happened
at the hotel, spend the nighttogether? Oh, cards didn't start?
Because how do you unplugged the spark? Plugs on it? Because you have
to stay here? Heymark of Virginia, good hook anyway, speaking up,
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God luck, let's get on withsome good fortune for some Let me talk
about real miss connections. People poston craigslist dot com slash Washington DC.
In the DNV, they're looking forlove. They're looking for you the dirty
V. They're looking for that sweetnasty so Eric, you get the first
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one. He was the same ringsize, by the way, looking at
it all right, it was greatmeeting you, Kensington. Interested in meeting
again? Lost your number? Iwill dress for you if you like fun
and relax time waits, Thank youKensington. M Now what if we want
them to dress like uh ewok?Do you think we've dressed like an ewok
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for us? Would you want anewok? What do you mean? Would
I want any? Wouldn't you wantlea as? I'm just laying on in
something random costume that like, Hey, you dress up like an ewok?
I would like you know what Iwould like for you to dress up as
for me? Or about this person? Sexy? Know? Who would I
want? Why do I keep pullingthe picture of Pam Anderson in that terrible
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movie she made, Barbed Wire,where she was wearing leather pants and leather
you've never seen that movie? Ohyeah, you're young, never mind,
yea, Pam Anderson wasn't your thingback in the day. You weren't even
alive. Next one, all right, Next one, twenty nine year old
man looking for the older woman.Twenty nine year old man here five ten
acting looking for older woman to havefun and then see where it goes.
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After speaking of which, because thisguy said he's five ten, did you
know that leg lengthening surgery is onthe rise in twenty twenty three? Shut
up? Yeah, apparently for guysahead. I think I had an article
up there. Uh, leg lengtheningsurgery is getting popularly among men seem gonna
be taller. Uh, people whoare like five seven and shorter are getting
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the surgery to be five ten.What do they add? Where do they
add? I didn't read it fully, but picture of seventy five thousand dollars
surgery not covered by insurancing involves cuttingthe thigh bones in each leg and inserting
rods inside them, then over toOver the next three months, the rods
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are lengthened a millimeter a day.It's kind of like braces a little by
an external remote control. Yeah.Damn, you got seventy five thousand dollars
and you're painting on that. Imean I thought it was short king summer,
right, Yeah, but still I'mokay, I got paid one hundred
thousand dollars. Just get three extrainches up there, not down there.
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You know what I'm saying. Wouldn'tyou want down there? Set him an
up there? I don't want toRod insert it in there that sperience by
a millimeter every day by someone remotecontrolling beat. What if it's Kevin and
he forgets to do it? Whywould Kevin control that? Down Kevin?
It would be my partner. Eric, If your partner, why would I?
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I don't know, actually it istrue. Would you want your partner
to know that? Actually? Hormone? God? But yeah, so let's
ask your boys to help you out. Hey, I need you to help
me. O. Eric, pushthis button at sea hit by five that
would not thank you? Next one, Eric, you got it? Looking
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for my missing lover Nova looks likeFairfax area. Thank you for reading my
post. I'm a forty year oldprofessional male in the DMV area looking for
a lover, a woman that wantsa friend, an activity, partner,
a lover. I'm one five withdark Aaron brown eyes. I am a
flexible schedule. If you post.If my post cast your attention, sent
(27:04):
me a message and let's talk.Oh, thank you again, what that's
polite? Thank you? Looking forhis missing lover. Yeah, he's six
feet tall and we did that oneright Next one average fifty guy looking for
a workout friend at the hotel inthe Dullest town Center. Now Dullest Town
(27:25):
Center. If you know your hotels, it could be the one hotel you're
staring at to night. Just worsout. That's like a ton of hotelsenter.
I don't know. I'm a fiftyyear old guy, typical dad.
But lady gets some exercise at myhotel. Now here's the thing. Okay,
cool. Maybe he's looking for anexercise buddy. Exerceries where you go
looking for a like minded guy.Nothing more than to get our heart rates
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up, if you know what I'msaying. Really right there, nothing more
rates up and maybe something you knowwhat I'm saying. All right, that's
one Eric, You got it?Something different, something new, not something
new, something someone new. Ladiesonly in Rockville. One Rockville play are
in the area. Man in alonely situation, I'm looking for a female
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friend for something ongoing. I likewomen who are attractive and who like to
talk, lunches, dinners, movies, et cetera. I'm flexible and drama
fleet drama free. Do they meanthey're flexible in the bedroom or they have
a flexible schedule because that's just I'mconfused. Now that is true because the
drama free part. What would yourather be flexible in the bedroom or flexible
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schedule and schedule? Right? Idon't need to be like doing weird,
young Andrew. One day you'll learnthe ways that you want to be flexible.
Karma Sutra is beautiful, sah.Have you read the Karma Sutra?
Just seen video pictures? Yeah,that's all The Kma Sutra is idiot.
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I love it. Let's getting weird. Maybe we'll save Amazon Roulette for next
week. So remember you remember that. I remember I forgot the funco thing
and I had to bring it up. Hey, you know what what that's
why we complete each other exactly,looking for something different but someone new.
Yeah, you can always follow meat Andrew hoodie. You can all follow
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it. Always follow Eric at misterEric V. That's m r r ic
k V. Have a great week. Know that May is next week,
so maybe some star wars Jimmy andnext week. You know what I'm saying,
And I always remember it's okay tobe weird and flexible. It got
weird, didn't it. Yeah,
I think you need to get offthe coffee Bud. I think I need
to get on more coffee bob.Yeah, because you know why because my
favorite actor right now is Brian Coxfrom Succession. Hopefully already, because it's
up to get weird. It's aboutto get weird. He's prepared friends to
get weird. Things are gonna getweird. It's getting weird. I'm gonna
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get real weird. That's getting weird. Let's get where? Where? Get
where? Are you ready to getweird with Hoodie and Eric? I'm ready.
I'm already as well, be friends. Hopefully you're ready. You're listening
to the hundred and thirty seven loveLet's sketch weird mccon I'm loving it.
(00:49):
Oh did you see that? Doyou follow? Tom's a girl at all?
The comedian Burke preisers he would postit on his tic tak. I
saw a video. Apparently McDonald's offeredhim two point five or two point three
million, brod Cox. No,Tom's a gurra okay to help. They're
apparently they're redoing a podcast set.Who's a podcast set? We don't we
film in a random studio with graywalls? But um cola on heah,
(01:12):
yeah, but apparently McDonald's wanted togive him two points. It clipped that
that's in the end of that's whenthe trailer, the triptok the TikTok ended.
But I was like, yo,you give me two point three million,
I'll pick this ever red and yellowat Royan McDonald stilled on my lap,
say twice, don't say now,who's Grimace again? I was kind
(01:34):
of scared. Burglar Hamburglar was themain He's coming back, you said last
week, right, he is back. He is bag time. But you
know what is back? We arebecause my name's Hoodie and I and every
week we come to give you theweird stories from around our lives, the
Internet, the world, the skiesand New Universe and yournus yes of course,
including all of those. And wehave to kick it off with Eric
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reminiscing about the good old days.Yesterday day at full Ja. What was
I doing reminiscing how I took overToys r Us. Oh right, because
I used to work at the Toysr Us at Minkpipe Plaza back in the
day. For all you moco peepin the house, what what what?
And it was the Russ. Itwas a Linens and Things. Then it
was a World Market. Then therewas a Bally's Total Fitness, che Street
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Fabric and Madeline at the end ofthe strip mall. And I was telling
Hoodie. I was like, oh, I remember, here was the entrance.
Here was where I used to parkevery day. I had to make
an illegal U turn to come inand park on the side of the building.
And all these great fun facts aboutMidpipe Plaza back in the day because
that's where I worked at my cargot. I had a flat tire there
one time I had to do theflat. I came out of the rush
one night and I had a flattire and then luckily one of my my
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co workers fill up. I'll neverforget him because he was a bus driver
for mcgamma County helped me fix myflat and I was like one of the
first flat tires I ever had inmy life at rost at the Roust and
I asked you this yesterday. I'mgonna ask you again, did you ever
work? Because you had a baby'sr us technically in your toys r us?
Did you work? And the babiesare us section? All I did
was I'd helped restock the pampers becausethey had that place on lockdown. It
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was like three women that ran itand they, I mean it was scary
to go in there, but theyknew where everything was. And the registries,
oh my god, the baby registrs. Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Does you remind me worked in thebike department R Zone video game section.
Yeah, the bike department. Noone ever bought bikes. I never saw
anybody buy a bike. Oh.They also had the RC big power wheel
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cars back there too, they did, and I think I saw two people
would buy one of those. Andthe guy who would build that stuff his
name was Troy, and that manwas a machine. He could build those
bikes and those RC units very veryright, wasn't It was like if you
bought it pre built, it wascheaper than buying or maybe more expensive than
buying it when it was in thebutt in the back, right, because
you bought it in the box,and then you'd have us assemble it.
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And I think it was like afifty dollars charge assemble a bike or an
RC car or the ARC who wasone hundred. The bike was fifty on
top of the original payment, andthen you had to come back in like
two or three days have it andthen pick it up from the back,
which we used to have a backdoorat how to ring a bell and then
you'd have to run the back orhave fine Troy he put it out there.
But yeah, those are I hadsome fun times that store, man.
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I was there for five years ofmy life. Yeah, I knew
that sort of like the back ofmy hand. It was wild. That's
a big story, like a gamestop the store. This is the size
of the game stop. This waseven scarier was the stock room was bigger
than the actual store and it wasjust lines of just such a shelving boxes
the toys not like out of thebox and all that good stuff. And
there were some hidden gems back theretoo, because if it was stacked too
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high, people forget about it.You could have you found some Well,
this is me asking you for across promotion for a future episode of Crisis
on Infinite Podcast. Yes, sir, we're gonna do a walk through through
a Toys r US in a futureepisode and we'd like you to join us.
But the closest ones in came toNew Jersey. Oh we're gonna do
a video walk through. Oh sowe put it so it's like a nineties
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Toys or US and you're gonna belike, oh, yeah, this was
that store. Or when you walkthrough the main entrance on the right was
the hot new summer toys or thehot story. And then it was the
first sect that was for a reasonright that maybe that was to get you
to for your kids to see thehot new toys that were out right then
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and there for them to buy it. Then it started with board games,
then it went to learning. Thenon the right it was also in that
same section was um CD players andkaraoke machines because for some reason they thought
people would want to home karaoke machine. No, they did not good and
they did not buy that. Thenat the one of Main Pike Plaza was
then it started. On the righthand side was um all the babies,
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all the baby stuff. Then againstnext the baby stuff was the bikes.
When in the middle it was stilllearning on one side, and then it
was the girl World. Then onthe other side was boys, and then
the front left corner was actually aninteresting thing. Is toys or US or
any toy story is the opposite oflike any story for fashion, where it's
like there's predominantly more female clothes andthe Maale clothes at like a target.
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Yeah, but Toys r Us it'spredominantly boy boy toys and toys of you
know, action figures will take upway more space than the like pink and
female. Right because the Girl Worldwas only three and a half files and
it was an aisle and a halfof it was Barbie and Barbie. I
mean, wow, there was Barbieson top of Barbies. I didn't when
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I first I thought it was justlike one Barbie. No. No,
there was like a t Barbie excitedto see the Barbie movie. I kin
see the Barbie movie. It'd befun to watch. Um. Yeah,
I think my older sister had Barbiesand we broke them, but I don't
remember. You know, I wasa bad boy back in the still is.
But toys r Us is kind ofmaking a comeback right now. Yeah,
but I feel like the time itmakes a full comeback, I ain't
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gona had no kid and I'm gonnabe like thirty five, So I didn't
going no toys there us. Youknow. Yeah, but you could be
like the guys that back in theday when I would work Saturday mornings,
we'd have a stack of guys thatwould come in and look for the hot
wheel cars and they would sit thereand they'd sift through all the hot They're
really nice guys. I kind ofwouldn't have. Part of that was when
the that Nintendo the nes Classic cameout, I think, and that was
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like every you had to line upat the store and everyone wanted it.
And now no one cares about it. But like I was at a game
stop one day, lined up atlike seven store opened at nine to get
a spot, and I did getit and I sold it, you know,
I saying I would if they broughta rust back in the area.
I wouldn't mind working part time againand working in the R zone because it
was fun. It was a lotof fun and everybody, like we did
have one or two guys that tooktheir jobs way too seriously, and I
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mean me and Julian would call themout all the time, even though Jay
was a little bit of a bitchand was scared to do that. But
it was a it's a fun likepart time job. I had a lot
of fun and I made some goodfriends there too, you know, and
got some good toys. Yeah,we stole a Dreamcast one time for a
buddy of ours. That was goodtimes because we still had dreamcasts, but
they weren't in the inventory, butthey were still selling them. They're pennied
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out, they were pennied out,but we didn't penny them out. We
put them in regular price. Penniedout. If you don't know what that
is, didn't retail es since itmeans the stock is when it goes from
nineteen ninety nine to a penny andthey either take it to the back and
someone gets it, or you'd takeit and throw it away essentially. But
you also know too though with Disneymovies, they would come and pick them
up. They would, yeah,because they would go back in the vault,
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exactly in the vault. But wehad to everything that was on the
shelf. We had to take themoff the shelf, put them in boxes,
and send them back to the distributorbecause they didn't want them. They
didn't want to have like a randomcopy of like Pinocchio or a Little Mermaid
when it wasn't out of the quoteunquote vault, because that they were legit
on that they were serious ABC likethis is like when I was like six,
(08:37):
they'd be like, oh, it'sout of the vault. This Satura
on ABC. Yeah, yeah,just watch it whenever on Disney Plus.
I know. Now it's just likeyou can watch it, but it's all
or all of the classics on DisneyPlus, like Sleeping Beauty, Pinocchio,
all the like good, all theones that are Sandy watched. Yeah,
yeah, maybe make watch Maybe I'llmake Max watch Baby. It might be
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a lot slower than he's used to, but you know, and then you
show them the rock SNL parody versionof Bambi. Then you're like, this
is what could be, this iswhat it should have been, Like,
yes, but Mama didn't given nosteroids. Well it's like now they're doing
the live action version of Lelo andStitch. Yeah, but the thing is
it's instead of going to theaters,it's going to be one of the straight
to Disney Plus because that's a newthing. You remember, I always used
(09:20):
to be straight to DVD sequel orsomething. Now it's oh, it's just
a Disney Plumber two. Remember thatLumber two was Yeah, there's a Flubber
two straight d so like hocus Pocustwo was straight to Disney Plus. Ye,
it wasn't good. Let's say itwas over hyped when we thought it
was going to be turning red,turning red, that should have been in
theaters, but it was pandemics,a Pixar pandemic. Yeah, so this
(09:41):
will be Lelo and Stitch would beanother one. Pinocchio that was another one.
Did you watch that one? No? Because I heard it was bad.
Really Yeah, so people are goingin low expectations for Leo and Stitch,
which for like the millennial like meand younger like that was the cornerstone
Lelo and Stitch put it on themat. Do you know a fun fact
about Lelo and Stitch. It's aweird fun fact. Yes, that in
the original movie, the original cutof eleven. Yet yes, Stitches flying
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through a city and then post nineeleven they change it from a city to
mountainous regions because he flew by twotowers or whatever. I was like,
wow. But so the thing iswith the cast, if you haven't seen
it, Um, they've been castinga lot of people that's like, okay,
okay, mister Bubbles, who's likethe FBI agent's voiced by fing Rahims.
Really originally this is in the originalmovie. Um, it looked like
(10:28):
they were recasting and doing a differentcharacter overall, and apparently Disney is like,
no, we got someone and it'sCourtney b Vance married to Angela Bassett
as who he's gonna be mister Bubbles? Now who's gonna be Stitched? Though,
so Stitch. They haven't officially agreesaid it, but it's like pretty
much in the works is fun.Fact, one of the co directors of
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Lelo and Stitch does the voices ofStitch and the original and then the shows
and all that stuff for Disney,and people are like, we're gonna riot
if they don't have him as thevoice, because like as a pivotal voice,
especially for Disney making money off thatof the parks, and uh,
it looks like he's gonna be comingback. He'll be like the only one
coming back for it. I didn'treally watch that one. I was too
(11:09):
old for that one. Why Iand roller Coaster Ride Baby didn't really care
for it, didn't get it,didn't understand what was the whole point of
it. Found family, which ispretty much an over a trope and everything.
Now a found family, What haveyou found family? What do you
know? Lilo and her sister didn'thave their parents to die in a car
crash, right, and then Stitchcame into the lives and then they were
a family. Ohanna means family.Family means no one gets left behind.
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Damn straight. It's a dangerous wordin this building. And she's start using
it. Ohannah, Okay, I'llstart using Ohanna. See if he notices.
By the way, we were suppedtalking about something big today and we
didn't from last week? What wasit? What was it? What was
it? I'm forgetting we are itwas something like you're supposed to talk about.
Oh yes, yes, it wasyou you have a life changing I
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thought, do that and another onethere. Um, So I think I
came to the conclusion that I'm donewith Funco pops. And I've told this
to Kevin and my fiance more oflike, yeah, the other day I
just looked at them. That arethe ones at my house, which is
(12:15):
a separate collection that's here. Iwas like, I don't like these here
anymore. They're taking up a lotof space. Do you think this happened
because of what happened with the companyand how they found They think so for
sure now that you're like now they'renot worth They're not worth anything, And
I don't know, like the wholething with Funco pops. I think we'll
say as of last year, beforethe throwing in the dump thing, I
was like, all right, coolis great, Like we're collecting, so
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I'm not gonna collect all of them, yeah, like I want like you.
And I was like the star Lordone was worth like one hundred and
fifty bucks. Yeah, I haveit. It's worth twenty bucks now,
no way because of the dumpster thing. Yeah. So it's literally like Funcos
are now the new Beanie Babies andwe're in that era of like people naysaya
(12:58):
saying no, they're not the babybeanie baby. Maybe there's something I m
say. Out of those guys ofgrow Gus, there's like thousands grow Gou
Funco pops and they really did overpopulatethemselves, because I mean I get it,
but um yeah, they turned outmore of those than they did the
actual action figure of grow Gou.You know, like, um, but
who are you talking about? Thethe super pop it's like a ten inch
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um. But yeah, so I'mthinking I'm not I'm gonna keep the ones
that were gifted to me, butI'm thinking the ones that I bought,
Like, you know, maybe thismaxtures or one that not worth anything,
you're gonna maybe go sell and wheredo you sell it? Though? So
they interested most a lot of people. If you're selling your Funko pops,
you can sell them on eBay oryou know places like Marcari, Facebook Marketplace
(13:43):
might take a while, or youcan sell it to a store. Um,
I'm going to look like you're likelocal toy VNTO. You think take
them. They've taken some. I'veI've taken some there before, and you're
I gotta get a lot of money. You've taken them without me knowing.
Yeah, this is this is why, like, um, I don't remember.
Actually maybe it was more toys thanthat. Um. But if you
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want to sell them, you're likea game stop. They gotta make money
off you selling them the Funko popsand giving you money. So I did
the value of the ones I wantto sell. It was like two hundred
eighty five. I'm hoping like twohundred. That's fine, that's I'm like,
yeah, you make eighty bucks offof this. But here's the thing.
Every time I go into that store, their Funko collection just keeps getting
(14:28):
taller and taller. Because no one'sbuying them anymore. They did screw themselves.
They screw them some big time.I'm gonna stay with it for a
little bit, but I am alittle I say this and then watch like
a month from now. Well,because what was the Green Goblin? Right?
Yeah, at home you got thatthat Matt Murdoch you gifted right,
the Matt Murdoch We got each otherbecause it was a sticker one. It's
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got a sticker on it. Welove stickers on the box. But like
that low key one. Bet she'snot really worth anything now because it's it's
like it's like ten bucks. It'slike so it's like a dollar more than
let's work. I mean, Iget check my funk go at because I
do have the aping your phone.Wop says that, but like if you
price it out, like yeah,yeah, it's sad day, but I
do. I am happy for youbecause you are growing as an adult.
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It's a little bit more space forme to put other things there. Well
that's the thing, Like, areyou then gonna stop collecting anything? You
just stop? You just stops.I think, yeah, And then I
don't know, like I have alot of stuff on this, Like if
you look at my videos for crisismy background, Like there's a lot of
stuff there, but it's kind oflike crunched up together to let breathe a
(15:31):
little bit and maybe, you know, we'll see what happens. Maybe we
whatever we get money wise with thattrade in, maybe we can buy that
Pokemon yellow that's in that case.Oh the are you gonna open it?
Are you gonna keep it? Seals? Look at it just like literally like
so there's just I don't know ifwe talked about this, but I went
to TOSSI station the story in theDMV area and they had sealed. It
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wasn't like completely sealed, like itwas definitely opened with but everything was in
the box and it was in oneof those plastic containers. Um for three
hundred dollars. I have one hundreddollars gift card. If I trade two
hundred in, it's free. Um. But like see looking at it,
Like I went back to Charlottesville,you know, nineteen ninety nine when I
(16:14):
was a six years old and mygrandma got me Pokemon Yellow, and it
was hype as hell because I waslike, oh, Pokemon yellow, this
is right because you were a Pokemonyou know, I'm saying yeah, well,
you know, oh, speaking ofPokemon, Max is doing a Pokemon
thing on Thursday after school. They'rehaving like a Pokemon club hold on for
cards or the game. I don'tknow exactly all the details, but my
(16:36):
man is doing something Pokemon club registration. Yeah, they're gonna be for it's
like an hour watching Pokemon. Maybeno, it's like that wrestling club on
TikTok trend so much. Maybe it'slike that. Yeah, oh the LOOKI
wants twenty bucks there and the friendlyneighborhood Spiderman is twenty four bucks. Oh
there you go. Um yeah,I mean yeah, so Max will be
doing Pokemon, which is cool becauseI like that he's doing that. He's
(16:57):
telling us what he wants to do, and I'm cool to Pokemon. Good
in Fortnite club, Oh my god, I mean little man is killing me
in Fortnite. Bro. Can someonesend me some V Bucks so I can
buy a battle pass because he tookmy profile and I had to create another
profile. But I'm like, I'mnot buying V bucks to buy the battle
(17:17):
pass, but I've got one hundredand fifty one stars because we play so
much and we just dominate whatever hoodie, Well, you know, what are
you gonna play with us again?I mean I always asks maybe this Thursday?
All right, No, he's Pokemonclass from three to four. Then
after I play Fortnite with him?All right? Fun? But last thing
before getting misconnections and it's the TitlessPodcast. I finally convinced Mara to go
(17:45):
to Disney. I wish you guyscould see the smile on his face.
So happy. This man has beentalking about this to me private leader since
Easter. I have never seen anybody'sso happy in my life. Maura,
thank you so much doing this notonly for for Hoods, but for me
too, because I feel like thisis his like, this is his bucket
(18:07):
listening, and he's gonna be sohappy to take you and have you experience
everything that he experiences and hope youlike and pressure she should I mean hopefully
she looked brot better listen right now? Go on with the open mind.
I know if I would never gowith you to Disney, why because I'm
not gonna do all the stuff youwant to do? What do you not
(18:29):
want to do everything? I justwant to walk around, not do anything
you want to do? Any rides? No, not even like the Star
Wars rides. No, you wantto build a lightsaber, maybe you think
about it, think about I.Only the only lightsaber I want, and
I don't know why is count Dooku. You can get that, you can
buy that one, yeah, butI don't want to build it. Just
give me the hill. Yeah,you can buy just the hill. Yeah,
just give me the hilt. Leaveme alone. No, don't stop
(18:52):
now, stop delete that now rightnow. That's the only one I ever
really wanted because it's it's the mostdifferent light saber out of them all,
and his style in UM and theprequels was really crazy, so I liked
it. Stop crazy and good tone. No, I don't want another lightsaber.
I mean, what's one more?That's what I say every time I'll
(19:15):
never get a woman. I'll neverget a wife now, I mean,
or you will, and she'll belike, oh, what's this two lightsabers?
Now he can play together? Right, because when I was with the
last girlfriend, she was like,oh wow, this is really well.
You have it in storage. Italso doesn't help. No, they're in
my closet. You don't even bringthem out because the maxim want to fight
(19:37):
in the all like the two batsthat John has. Now that I got
my place, now I kind ofwant to put them up. But I'm
also like, this looks kind ofcheesy, but I feel like I get
in your little corner. You gotweapons, mother bats? No, I
don't want We don't even bring weaponsin this hostile work. But anyway,
yeah, we're going to epcott andHollywood Studios officially. Now. A lot
of people crisis were like, whynot Magic Kingdom? That's what I actually
(20:02):
too. Yeah, it makes itlike, yeah, it's for a first
time, be cool, that's theDisney experience. But it's a small word.
I think overall, I think shewould enjoy up Coop more because you
can drank. Yeah, but youknow what, you gotta go in knowing
this is what you gotta do.Bro, you gotta do Magic Kingdom.
You have to do The Kingdom.You know, we'll do it eventually.
Then after this, I'm on aband for three years. That about Disney
trips, So why Morriston, afterthis, you have three years till you
(20:26):
can play another Disney trip. Iwas like, I cappen, I got
you. What if she gets hookedand gets the bug, That's what I'm
want, That's what I'm hoping here'sthe thing because we started planning it and
then like like last week she's like, I'm actually kind of excited to go,
Like, good, I have younow you're in my class. Did
you see did I see that TikTokI saw yesterday from Animal Kingdom that they
opens their twenty fifth anniversary. Yeah, and they opened that time capsule.
(20:48):
Yeah? How crazy was that?I mean that's getting taken away right the
Animal Kingdom one. No, AmimalKingdom still staying there. Okay. I
think Animal Kingdom is like the Sothere's four parks of Disney if you've never
been. It's Magic Him, whichis typical Disney at the Castle Hollywood Studios,
which has Toy Story Tower, Terror, Star Wars. This is the
one in Florida. In Florida,y um Epcot is the big ball with
(21:10):
all the drinking around the world.It's got the Guardians ride, and then
Annimal Kingdom is the zero one that'sgot the Avatar rides. Yeah, the
Pandora stuff. Do you have youheard anything about them? And that's the
thing, Like, I don't likethat much of a fan for the Avatar
rides to want to go to AnimalGaindom. To go. Yeah, when's
Avatar too coming on Disney? PlusI don't know because it was back in
theaters last weekend for birthday, sowho knows. God just trying to make
(21:34):
money on I just well, Igotta take Max to go see Um Elementals
and then Guardians three. We're gonnago because I have him that weekend.
We might go after school on Fronda. I know it has an F bomb
minute, so oh darn. Youdon't think my son's heard me drop the
F bomb? Now? He hasn't. I like to think about the Yeah,
(21:55):
he has. And you know whatyou do side tangent, if you're
a parent with kids that are young, don't make the curse word a big
deal. Just say it and moveon, because the second you make it
a big deal the aid exactly,then they're gonna pick up on it,
and then they're gonna want to sayAnd the only reason Max got in trouble
at school was for saying, wasit something dumb that a buddy of his
(22:17):
said? It was like it wasa bitch or something else, And I
was like, that's what he said. After all the curse words, I
say, so screw you people,Why why do you say that? Why
you gotta say that? But alsoI just want you to know, um
I can. I can arrange youa lightsaber pickup right now if you'd like
you look at my stop right now, stop it right, you need to
(22:41):
stop. Why you're a good friend. M you would spend the same amount
on me. I hope. Iwould love to spend the same amount on
you. It's a lot of money. Not playing a wedding? Next?
Am I going to the wedding?Yes? God damn it? No plus
one for you? Why not?Who are you Dane? Right now?
I don't know. They're only oneperson. I'll let you have a plus
(23:03):
one. And that's not happening.That's not happening. So there you go.
Maybe you're both invited now you're right, they'd only be invited if you're
going. Oh, maybe you haveto go, just saying if that happened
at the hotel, spend the nighttogether? Oh, cards didn't start?
Because how do you unplugged the spark? Plugs on it? Because you have
to stay here? Heymark of Virginia, good hook anyway, speaking up,
(23:26):
God luck, let's get on withsome good fortune for some Let me talk
about real miss connections. People poston craigslist dot com slash Washington DC.
In the DNV, they're looking forlove. They're looking for you the dirty
V. They're looking for that sweetnasty so Eric, you get the first
(23:47):
one. He was the same ringsize, by the way, looking at
it all right, it was greatmeeting you, Kensington. Interested in meeting
again? Lost your number? Iwill dress for you if you like fun
and relax time waits, Thank youKensington. M Now what if we want
them to dress like uh ewok?Do you think we've dressed like an ewok
(24:08):
for us? Would you want anewok? What do you mean? Would
I want any? Wouldn't you wantlea as? I'm just laying on in
something random costume that like, Hey, you dress up like an ewok?
I would like you know what Iwould like for you to dress up as
for me? Or about this person? Sexy? Know? Who would I
want? Why do I keep pullingthe picture of Pam Anderson in that terrible
(24:30):
movie she made, Barbed Wire,where she was wearing leather pants and leather
you've never seen that movie? Ohyeah, you're young, never mind,
yea, Pam Anderson wasn't your thingback in the day. You weren't even
alive. Next one, all right, Next one, twenty nine year old
man looking for the older woman.Twenty nine year old man here five ten
acting looking for older woman to havefun and then see where it goes.
(24:55):
After speaking of which, because thisguy said he's five ten, did you
know that leg lengthening surgery is onthe rise in twenty twenty three? Shut
up? Yeah, apparently for guysahead. I think I had an article
up there. Uh, leg lengtheningsurgery is getting popularly among men seem gonna
be taller. Uh, people whoare like five seven and shorter are getting
(25:15):
the surgery to be five ten.What do they add? Where do they
add? I didn't read it fully, but picture of seventy five thousand dollars
surgery not covered by insurancing involves cuttingthe thigh bones in each leg and inserting
rods inside them, then over toOver the next three months, the rods
(25:36):
are lengthened a millimeter a day.It's kind of like braces a little by
an external remote control. Yeah.Damn, you got seventy five thousand dollars
and you're painting on that. Imean I thought it was short king summer,
right, Yeah, but still I'mokay, I got paid one hundred
thousand dollars. Just get three extrainches up there, not down there.
(25:57):
You know what I'm saying. Wouldn'tyou want down there? Set him an
up there? I don't want toRod insert it in there that sperience by
a millimeter every day by someone remotecontrolling beat. What if it's Kevin and
he forgets to do it? Whywould Kevin control that? Down Kevin?
It would be my partner. Eric, If your partner, why would I?
(26:18):
I don't know, actually it istrue. Would you want your partner
to know that? Actually? Hormone? God? But yeah, so let's
ask your boys to help you out. Hey, I need you to help
me. O. Eric, pushthis button at sea hit by five that
would not thank you? Next one, Eric, you got it? Looking
(26:40):
for my missing lover Nova looks likeFairfax area. Thank you for reading my
post. I'm a forty year oldprofessional male in the DMV area looking for
a lover, a woman that wantsa friend, an activity, partner,
a lover. I'm one five withdark Aaron brown eyes. I am a
flexible schedule. If you post.If my post cast your attention, sent
(27:04):
me a message and let's talk.Oh, thank you again, what that's
polite? Thank you? Looking forhis missing lover. Yeah, he's six
feet tall and we did that oneright Next one average fifty guy looking for
a workout friend at the hotel inthe Dullest town Center. Now Dullest Town
(27:25):
Center. If you know your hotels, it could be the one hotel you're
staring at to night. Just worsout. That's like a ton of hotelsenter.
I don't know. I'm a fiftyyear old guy, typical dad.
But lady gets some exercise at myhotel. Now here's the thing. Okay,
cool. Maybe he's looking for anexercise buddy. Exerceries where you go
looking for a like minded guy.Nothing more than to get our heart rates
(27:48):
up, if you know what I'msaying. Really right there, nothing more
rates up and maybe something you knowwhat I'm saying. All right, that's
one Eric, You got it?Something different, something new, not something
new, something someone new. Ladiesonly in Rockville. One Rockville play are
in the area. Man in alonely situation, I'm looking for a female
(28:14):
friend for something ongoing. I likewomen who are attractive and who like to
talk, lunches, dinners, movies, et cetera. I'm flexible and drama
fleet drama free. Do they meanthey're flexible in the bedroom or they have
a flexible schedule because that's just I'mconfused. Now that is true because the
drama free part. What would yourather be flexible in the bedroom or flexible
(28:34):
schedule and schedule? Right? Idon't need to be like doing weird,
young Andrew. One day you'll learnthe ways that you want to be flexible.
Karma Sutra is beautiful, sah.Have you read the Karma Sutra?
Just seen video pictures? Yeah,that's all The Kma Sutra is idiot.
(29:00):
I love it. Let's getting weird. Maybe we'll save Amazon Roulette for next
week. So remember you remember that. I remember I forgot the funco thing
and I had to bring it up. Hey, you know what what that's
why we complete each other exactly,looking for something different but someone new.
Yeah, you can always follow meat Andrew hoodie. You can all follow
(29:22):
it. Always follow Eric at misterEric V. That's m r r ic
k V. Have a great week. Know that May is next week,
so maybe some star wars Jimmy andnext week. You know what I'm saying,
And I always remember it's okay tobe weird and flexible. It got
weird, didn't it. Yeah,
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