May 17, 2023 • 24 mins
What scar do you have that nobody really knows about? Join Hoody and Erick as Hoody reveals his secret scar he got from football and we talk about the weirdest places people got it on at after Hoody sat next to a coupld who made out during Fast X! Plus even more real Missed Connections from the DMV! All that and more in this week's Let's Get Weird!
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Who's there? Bitch, bitch,bitch, bitch, dude so good I
had to do it a second trackingbecausen't time to get where. It's about
to get weird. You're preparing forhim to get weird. Things are gonna
get weird. It's getting weird.I'm gonna get real weird. That's getting
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weird. Let's get where? Where? Get where? Are you ready to
get weird with Hoodie and Eric?I'm ready listening because I listening to the
hundred and funniest episode of Let's Geta Weird one forty that I waited that
probably when I was like ten yearsold. One did die wait one forty
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one memory, I don't remember whatone forty looked like, Big nay,
and twelve happened? Can I tellyou it was great? Going to my
doctor? By the way, thisis Eric and that I'm Hoodie. And
every week of Combined Forces Combined Bodiesto give units the unit Vultron No where
like the Power Rangers. I likemultron Utron. He also grew up with
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Power Rangers. Bitch, No,not really. I actually ed in high
school when the Power Rangers came out. I was a fresh eighth grades freshman
year hreeze, when we say mightymorphin came out? WHOA. I graduated
high school in two thousand, sothat's six middle school, middle school,
yeah schools. Yeah, so yeah. No, I had a beeper back
then. But we could bind forcesto give you the weird stories from our
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lives. The world, the states, the globes, the universe, ranus,
and the sky's above and of coursethe Internet. Now you may continue.
So I went to the doctor yesterdayfor a physical. I hadn't gone
in two years. And it wasgreat because, um, he was funny.
He's a funny doctor and I appreciatehim. And then they took a
lot of blood out of me,which was great too. And I got
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some of the reports back here.They don't know what an even means.
H And the stuff that's is high, so that's dangerous. But my my
cholesterol level is low. So yeah, you're eating not as much salt.
That's good. I hate salt inmy foodn't like a parent and salt.
But like, like that pretzel wehad on Friday that was probably salty as
hell, you know, like,oh oh my god, that pretzel soft
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I was delicious. I was notsaying like it's salty, but it's probably
got a lot of salted crushed it. Love that. I was hungry though,
I was like, I'm gonna eatingthis. Yeah, Friday was a
Friday night. We went out.We brought more because it was her birthday.
It was a lot of fun.We went to Health the Moon at
the Soft House in the public andthen I ended up at going to Echo
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stage and twelve and continued and wewent home and slept. I should have
gone home when you guys went homesmart, but whatever, kept kept it
going, kept it going. Butit was a lot of fun. I
was great to hang out with youand more. I love hanging out you
too. And she loved and hatesit, but she really loves it.
She's stuck in between us. It'sso great because we just messed around here,
craig Is, We're at Health theMoon. She was in the middle
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of us at the table and shewanted to move and you could be like,
no, it's okay, fine,and just kept touching each other around
here. So great. She lovesus. But yeah, it was a
good time. And that pretz,my pretzel, my god, two pounds.
That was good, wasn't it.It was like a bluemn onion,
but a pretzel if you've never hadwith chocolate sauce. I tried it with
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all the sauce, not the mustardon like mustard you mustard cheese was good
and that chocolate sauce, whoop.I could have got more? But why
don't you bring one in next likenext month or next week? I don't
know how long gonna bring one in? Oh, it's good when it's fresh
and hot out of the oven.We just we don't have a toast we
have it? Do we have anoven? No, we don't have an
oven here? Do we know?We don't we don't have a toast microave?
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You know what? Also two feetlong the table at public? But
as a different story, U,but yeah, that pretzel is delicious.
Wasn't a delicious to think about thatpretzel? Now we're like, let's not
go to public anymore, just goto soft House. Actually, honestly,
which one? Which one? DoYouTube prefer? I think you guys had
like when prefer softou was more thanPublic. I mean we like Public just
because you know, DJ dancing,but when we were there obviously know but
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like if it's I think soft houseis perfect for like day drinking. When
we went was perfect because it waslike after happy hour but before people going
out and DJ because usually they havea live band. Yeah, you guys
don't like live music too either.It's just like me, all right,
we're going somewhere from Wars with herfriends on Saturday for a birthday at a
winery that the last time we went, they had a live band. I
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was like, they're playing American folksongs, and I was like, if
it's well, actually one, Idon't mind American folk or bluegrass unless if
it's good. If it's not goodand everyone sounds out of tune or out
of sync, then I'm not afan of it. And that's what we
dipped is when they actually started singing, like all right, we're good.
We're here for them warming up.What do you do from a world a
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weekend that's next weekend? Right,that is next weekend? Well, Sunday,
I have a wedding to go to. You never are SVP if you're
not or are going to, whichis horrible at a kid on your part,
coming from someone who's planning his weddingnext year. You're gonna just we're
an immediate yes, but they justgive you the paper just so you know
the transaction, just so you havea transaction you know. I will be
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there. But then Monday we leaveto go to our banks, which is
fun. That's you know, afterMemorial Day. We're trying to be smart.
I don't know if this will begood or not. We'll part talk
about next week too. Is ifit's smarter to go to a place after
Memorial Day weekend? I have MemorialDay be the first day of your trip
instead of the last day. Iwill say, yes, I've done that
before. I've gone. I'vely locallyto Ocean City and do it. Yeah,
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And it's better to go like getdown on Monday or get like get
there two days before, because Iremember there's one time we went to Ocean
City for the week of fourth ofJuly and we were there whatever you were
there, like yeah, the thirtieth, the first, the second, and
we left on the third when allthe riff rafts started to show up.
So maybe if you go after it'llbe more relaxing, it'll be fun.
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Can't wait to stop at a cookoutwhich we always stop at on the way
on our road trips. Could Iget no, I haven't not because there's
up here, but there wasn't thereone in Virginia when we went. The
closest one to us right now inthis building is in well, as far
as I know, is in Manassas, uh, like probably fifteen minutes off
the high off sixty six. Soyou could technically on the way to our
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wedding and go and stop at it. Can we go? Can we can
we do a food trip? Foodtrip? Yeah, food trip. I
want to go to cookout. Iwant to go to Sonic. Not today,
I can't today there's a Sonic RPbuy that cookout? Actually, right,
So it would it be easier togo to your house and then drop
your car off and then go downprobably just go there, go to our
favorite toy store and then part waysprobably instead of doing the Texas roadhouse he
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went to. Was that that waslike that was Christmas, like right before
Christmas when yeah, and it waslike ooh, this is uh, this
is the day crew for sure.It is not the dinner crew going all
out. And then the patrons werewhoa, that was the day crew at
that brother. Um. On topof that, we have to talk about
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you have to go to some principlesstate of the union address your school was
yesterday last night. Yeah, Iwas supposed to go to it. Uh
and I got a text one.They sent out a text last night to
try to coax parents to come inlast night I could get extra points or
something. It was hold on whereto go? Where to go? Where'd
it go? No, that's notit. So many texts yesterday apparently,
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Oh yeah, don't forget principal addresstonight at six thirty pizza cookies and Seltzer's
but not hard Seltzer's. Probably sixo eight is when they sent that text
out, and when it was yeah, yeah, right, um man,
I don't know. I don't knowI feel about your that's kind of a
stupid meeting. You know that parenthad to go to, and you know
I was talking about I was textingwith Max's mom last night. I was
like, I kind of don't wantto go because I've also been rewatching ballers
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on HBO. Max and I kindof don't care about my kids school.
I gotta know, I think withwith Max being in kindergarten, I don't
think anything he's gonna apply to himuntil next year when he's finally a fact.
He's rubbing his eye contact again,Well, I did it. I
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did LASI. Plus I know Ikind of want to get it just because
I think it would be good forme, because but it's always one eye
my contact is going weird, andit's the left eye, which is apparently
my good eye. Every time Igo to the eye doc, they're like,
oh, you're right, eyes gotthis. No, it's because I
got back in high school, Igot one of those turf pebbles stuck in
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my eye between my contact where Iplayed football, and it didn't know it
because I played the whole game withit because like, oh, it's fine,
I gotta get a coach said Ican't take my helmet off. I
would just do this, and itfed up my cornea on my right eye.
Yeah, oh because you played ona field turf. Yeah, you
can't see it, but you canonly see it when they do the like
it is one or two better andthey can tell the scratch on it.
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Really. Yeah, that's cool.It is. At the same time,
but also like, oh, Idon't know how that's gonna help me in
the later in life with that scratch. Corny over there, could you take
your helmet off? I could alwaystake my homet you will not take a
helmet because I think they didn't wantto keep track of the helmets slash.
I don't know. Also remember inmy I don't know if we said this.
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My high school for football, wehad a losing shriek ten years in
the making. The JV team wouldwin, the varsity team would lose for
ten years straight that way, LikeI think the year after I graduated,
they finally won. It was ahuge deal, a huge deal. They
had won a game of ten yearsvarsity. So like, yeah, predable.
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I was like second grade. Sowhen I graduated, Oh my god,
yeah, we had a losing senior, my senior, my senior year,
Oh you were one year I wasa varsity s ten loses every time
you like, oh let's go tothe game, what's gonna happen. We're
just gonna hang out. I hada four fit this season two because we
had illegal players. And then wealso lost every game by at least a
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touchdown, except one team came backbecause we beat in the year before sixty
two to three. They came backand beat us fifty six to ten.
Do you know usually sometimes in youthsports, sometimes there's a mercy rule where
one team's really ahead and there's likeI we're gonna end the game at this
point. High school, it doesn'tapply high school. But I was a
victim of in our ten years oflosing because the varsity team, our varsity
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team scored seven points all year.No, in the one one game I'm
talking about, the other team scoredeighty nine points. Eighty nine points on
us. That's that's impressive. That'sMadden. That's like you playing rookie on
Madden. You're doing that on thefield. No, that's like my freshman
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year where I was just like justthey had everyone in unif and suited up
and everything. But I hated whenthey did that, like I'm not doing
I'm freezing my ass off. I'mnot moving around that. And then the
next year I was on varces eightynine to seven. This is me freshman,
Like can I go like I don't, I don't want to be here.
You had all our JV guys inthere in their game shirts and then
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like the suit or whatever just onthe sideline, but none of that stuff.
Oh what'd you do? Um?Oh? Oh okay, computers acting
up? Did I get fired?Fired? Keep going on that phone?
Also left up over here too.Oh is that why Rob's running around that
they lost connection to the internet.Here? Done, done, done,
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You'll go out ever long this podcasttakes this baby, because why because the
internet? Oh? Thank god Iloaded these other um but yeah, any
high seven do you think at thatpoint, like I was signaling with my
mom and they're like, oh,go get out of here. Why are
you watching Jesus Good Times? Highschool sports? Man? High school sports?
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Do you? Well, okay,I do high school sports. I
go, if you had a kid, would you allow them to play high
school football? Because a lot ofmy buddies are against that. I don't
know, because I feel like highschool yeah, but I feel like high
school football now is different than highschool football even ten years ago. Drills
anymore, Yeah, can't do manin the middle circle one huh? And
then what's sometimes a sled? Theydon't even use a sled anymore sometimes,
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or networks completely different. Oh mygosh, we were watching cybernet dying.
Cybernet. Cybernet is taking a skynet, that's what it is, taking over
the world. This is great.Everyone's freaking you freak out, and we're
just like we're casually doing a podcastif we posted today, we posted today,
Well, oh yeah, he's gottenthe stand up pose over there.
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He's like, guys, I willlead you. You know what sucks?
They are the sales team. Andsales team had a big sales meeting today
and it was definitely a presentation andstuff. It was definitely a presentation.
But I got Wi Fi access.Might you might be on a different WiFi
than the internet. Is about theethernet the local internet? Like nobody because
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all these all these studs see wecan add pea couldn't. That's what that
was. The Oh yes, serverconnect us again. Oh wow, I'm
still in it? Are you backin it now? Well? I got
in it all right. Well we'lllet blood's going on. Times we had
to talk about right before we getin Miss Misconnections. The movie we saw
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we talk about, No, wegot it, we got an hour.
We can't talk about it still thatwe saw that. I sat next to
a couple that got their free carand did they like make out what they
do? Ye? They were makingout during this movie? This movie.
No, I didn't see any upand down hand motion, but it was
a lot of rock rocket back beforefolso sounds bad. But like a lot
of cuddling, like arms didn't movewith the theater though it did not,
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but I mean you can climb overthe armrest. They were skinny and they
and they, I mean it wasrecliners, so like you're like, you
go far back. Oh, don'twe ever kiss like that? And this
was during a movie that's coming outthis week that there's definitely nothing and I
mean there might be, so Iguess they were into that type of stuff,
cause yeah, we had to payattention to that the whole movie.
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How do you not Did you reallyhave to pay attention during these type of
movies? I think? And thenEric, Eric and I were lower drop
bombers on everybody of like, ohmy gosh, that did happen in the
last one, because ladies in thenextual, you're like, wait the rock
or what was it? It was? Oh? She asked about who Jason
Momoa was and which one did hecome in? Yes, yes, yes,
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that was in the trailer. That'sas much as we can talk about
that movie. But just saying theateretiquette once again, we talked about this
before. This was the last yellingat the end. I think it might
have been that guy. Oh,God, I hated that. I got
super excited for a character in thismovie to come back. That's like,
aren't we really not excited. It'snot like Avengers, this is this franchise.
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Character needs that to come back becausenow that her other movies are gone,
they need to make some money.Far they're not going to bring her
back. Who knows. Who knows. You'll have to find out what we're
cryptically you're talking about next week onthe podcast, but what you get to
find out talk about it because thething, why don't we just post the
podcast in it after the thing?That is true? We saw Fast X.
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Yeah, we saw Fast X andit was fast and furious. It
was fast and furious. It wasfine. It was at ten point five
lot going on seven the finger foranother one because they're totally doing the end
game trilogies. This was the InfinityWar Fast and Furious movies. Yes,
but a should we say spoiler alertor no? Now we all go super
into spoilers where we talk about it. That's that different podcast I have to
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talk about today in like thirty minutes, um. But yeah, it was
it was an interesting I liked Iliked it. I mean, it was
just a lot. It was alot. And then there's there's three end
two D two technically not even endcredit credits, but there's two characters that
came back from the dead. Soyes, and that's all you'll get out
of us until next week when theofficial embargo, and then go crazy talking
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about it. You know I gotthat later the day Baby podcast service near
you. Well, you do havenot only here exclusively the home of someone
would say, not really, wejust adopted it bank and ours is we
had merely adopted the darkness is missconnections. The adopted the darkness. We
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read real miss Connections on Washington DCdot Craigslist dot org that people are posting.
These are posted yesterday, a lotof these, so we will see
what's happening with them. Um,they're not in the order I wanted,
so we're gonna read them as theyare because this should be the last one.
Yes, No, I think it'sfine. We talked about now,
all right, Eric, you canread this one. First. Eating is
not cheating, Bethesda. Let meeat at your buffet. It will okay,
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I'm sure he hasn't licked your ina long time. You could say,
okay, licked your ass in along time. Yeah, each of
buffet, each beaufet bank. It'slike that move. Well, there's human
centipede. Haven't seen that, haven'tseen that I know about it. Question
is which out of the centipede wouldyou want to be the lead? Yeah,
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because you would need to eat normally, not have to eat poop.
No, But in then in thatmovie it's a continuous loop. No,
that's like in the fourth one theymake it continuously. But the first first
one it's like three people. It'slike three tourists. Yeah, of course,
two tourist friends in a random becauseI've seen the honest trailers about it.
It's okay, and they're like,what the hell? All right?
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I would Yeah, I think beingthe front one of the centipede would make
him a sense. Maybe the backone. Yeah, you're gonna be the
last one. You wanna be thelast one? You're in double poop that's
been pooped twice. But do theyokay, do you want to ask?
I don't know. So it iseither they're beating poop or they're just licking
buttles eating poop like day poop,and it goes into you see, that's
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just that can't be real. That'sjust inappropriate. It's a movie. It's
not real. It's a documentary.I hope not. Next one speaking with
the buffet, Let's go to Gaithersburg. You do fed me? Dude?
Who fed me? You used toput me on my knees. You would
hold my head and do your thingto me and left when you were satisfied.
It was simple, fun and easy. Let's get back into it.
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Not near North Potoment. What wheredo they people meet up? Why am
I striking out? I still sawanother one? Eric worked up a sweat
geeberg. I lost track of athleticbuddy who had long workout sessions at the
gym and took long runs in hotweather. He would allow me to come
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over after enjoy a smelly body andclothes, maybe help him clean up.
Looking for someone who might be interested. He was a good looking Latino.
I prefer darker skin any race.You literally set yourself up for this one.
Why can't I get any of these? And then boom, he's looking.
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They're looking for you. I'm notathletic. Well you go to the
gym and then you go to theirhouse. Yeah, but I stink?
What a smelling body? Did youknow? You walked right into this one
is inappropriate. I wanted your screenshotput that on my Instagram. Who is
these creeps? Should know? Youshould be like, should have replied tee.
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Next one cute woman at Joanne's andFairfax Towns at joy As Joyan's Fabrics
store. I know where this oneis at the past but um to the
attractive forty something woman shopping at joyAs Fabrics at Fairfax town Center, get
it. Thanks for the smiles andsubtle waves as I went through the parking
lot. May my day, marriedguy, late forties but happy to connect
interestingly enough. My question here isis Joanne's Fabrics a good place to get
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it on, get your flirt on, get your freak on. I mean
if you can craft store at thecraft store, you could pop up at
a gas like you're not making thepottery. You can pop up with a
Joyants. You can pop up ata Marshall to, could pop up at
a north Strums. He's gonna popup when it wants to. You're gonna
find the bathroom that smells like potpourri. Sex in in a dressing room.
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No really, no you should?You should? You should? You
like it? You might like it? I don't want if you had sex
one of those curtain dressing rooms,or it's just a curtain, it's not
it's not door, just three curtainsput up against each other. So are
you grabbing on? And don't answerthat question. She got well, you
gotta sit down, all right?This for you because you love cheese.
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Oh we gott this is my chewyes. So you want chewies or you
wanna cook out both both the sameday, long day. And you're working
at Chewes in Fairfax. You usuallybring the food out to me when I
order, hoping there is a connectionand you feel the same way. I'm
a white male and you're female.Figured I would take a shot and see
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if we can connect. Let's lovethe chat. Hope to hear from you
soon. Here's an interesting thing.Now I'm gonna pay attention next time I
go to this choice. Who's bringingout the food? Let me tell you
an old an old move that weused to do back in the day was
that if you saw an attractive waiteror waitress, you would leave your phone
number and name, yeah, andyou would also over tip them to be
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like they can make them make themrealize oh they oh right, you got
you give him a good tip,you give them the number. Now you
give him the better tip. Hm. No, we'll see. Nowadays you
don't even do that anymore because it'sall the digital pads. You can't really
put a number in. They're like, can you get your signature? Like,
sir, that's numbers. That's nota signature, sir. It's not
putting your number in there. Allright. This next one, oh my
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god, we'll read this one first, shorter laying pipe Pentagon City guy work,
you're the boss athletic cool guy fortop dude for some laying of the
pipe. Laying of the pipe,and you were gonna move to Pentagon City,
No, Crystal City. Where's PeningonCity? Right there by Bailey's cross
roots be a pike. I don'tknow. I don't think this is where
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it is, but it's like righthere, the area right here. I
don't like Virginia. I'm not aVirginia and I'm a Maryland. Right well,
Eric, you get this one,then I weaponized. You want to
read this one or you want meto read all this long? Get out
of my way. I weaponized you. Over the weekend, I was riding
solo on the second floor of abar in Georgetown. Okay, you and
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your two friends were nearby. Wecaught each other's eyes for a few moments.
You saddled what up? Oh?Sat? Slid, no, slid,
slid up to me and put youryour hands around my neck, pretending
to dance, but you were clearlyreally just wanted to make out, and
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we did. That hasn't happened tome in a while. I'm older and
less good looking, I spend lesstime in bars, and I really think
that women have become Oh wow,okay whatever, Uh yeah, this is
a lot. Okay, Hey,I don't all right, let's just go
to the end. Hey, Idon't like that what your friends said,
and you probably don't either and mightneed new friends. But perhaps you should
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reconsider why you do that and whatyou get out of it. Verse Oh
my god, perhaps you're giving meup for real. It happened that night.
This was this man overthought everything thatwas going on here. Of just
like she kissed him, she forgotto ask for a number, then said
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something in the they got into afight. Oh they did, Oh yeah
they okay, yeah, why didyou put that one up for you?
I would never do that, Iknow you would, oh where this one
go? Oh? Oh right this? So I was gonna read one that
said, uh hands on connection NorthernVirginia. But the posted has been flagged
for removal, so I don't knowwhat happened there, but that was our
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last That's the first one I've savedthat we had to use. But okay,
that's interesting. That is interesting.You know. It's also interesting you
hanging out with us, which weappreciate all the good time. It's always,
it's always, it's a good time, all night, party of a
lifetime. All right, hey,did you real quick? Did you hear
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that? Apparently Rigue I, Glesias, Ricky Martin and people are gonna go
on tour. Oh no, whereEric's gonna do this summer. I will
go to that concert Eric's like,I will find a way. I hate
concerts more than anything, but Iwill go to that show. I'll see
you there. Then let me askhim or Yoder who they know, or
just text Rob. He doesn't know. He he doesn't like my all right,
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anyway, you can follow me atAndrew Hoodie. That's why you could
stay up to date with us atmister Eric V. That's m R E
R. I c k v M, have a great week. I always
remember it's okay to be weird,it's sexy. It got weird, didn't
it. Yeah,
Who's there? Bitch, bitch,bitch, bitch, dude so good I
had to do it a second trackingbecausen't time to get where. It's about
to get weird. You're preparing forhim to get weird. Things are gonna
get weird. It's getting weird.I'm gonna get real weird. That's getting
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weird. Let's get where? Where? Get where? Are you ready to
get weird with Hoodie and Eric?I'm ready listening because I listening to the
hundred and funniest episode of Let's Geta Weird one forty that I waited that
probably when I was like ten yearsold. One did die wait one forty
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one memory, I don't remember whatone forty looked like, Big nay,
and twelve happened? Can I tellyou it was great? Going to my
doctor? By the way, thisis Eric and that I'm Hoodie. And
every week of Combined Forces Combined Bodiesto give units the unit Vultron No where
like the Power Rangers. I likemultron Utron. He also grew up with
(01:06):
Power Rangers. Bitch, No,not really. I actually ed in high
school when the Power Rangers came out. I was a fresh eighth grades freshman
year hreeze, when we say mightymorphin came out? WHOA. I graduated
high school in two thousand, sothat's six middle school, middle school,
yeah schools. Yeah, so yeah. No, I had a beeper back
then. But we could bind forcesto give you the weird stories from our
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lives. The world, the states, the globes, the universe, ranus,
and the sky's above and of coursethe Internet. Now you may continue.
So I went to the doctor yesterdayfor a physical. I hadn't gone
in two years. And it wasgreat because, um, he was funny.
He's a funny doctor and I appreciatehim. And then they took a
lot of blood out of me,which was great too. And I got
(01:48):
some of the reports back here.They don't know what an even means.
H And the stuff that's is high, so that's dangerous. But my my
cholesterol level is low. So yeah, you're eating not as much salt.
That's good. I hate salt inmy foodn't like a parent and salt.
But like, like that pretzel wehad on Friday that was probably salty as
hell, you know, like,oh oh my god, that pretzel soft
(02:09):
I was delicious. I was notsaying like it's salty, but it's probably
got a lot of salted crushed it. Love that. I was hungry though,
I was like, I'm gonna eatingthis. Yeah, Friday was a
Friday night. We went out.We brought more because it was her birthday.
It was a lot of fun.We went to Health the Moon at
the Soft House in the public andthen I ended up at going to Echo
(02:29):
stage and twelve and continued and wewent home and slept. I should have
gone home when you guys went homesmart, but whatever, kept kept it
going, kept it going. Butit was a lot of fun. I
was great to hang out with youand more. I love hanging out you
too. And she loved and hatesit, but she really loves it.
She's stuck in between us. It'sso great because we just messed around here,
craig Is, We're at Health theMoon. She was in the middle
(02:50):
of us at the table and shewanted to move and you could be like,
no, it's okay, fine,and just kept touching each other around
here. So great. She lovesus. But yeah, it was a
good time. And that pretz,my pretzel, my god, two pounds.
That was good, wasn't it.It was like a bluemn onion,
but a pretzel if you've never hadwith chocolate sauce. I tried it with
(03:13):
all the sauce, not the mustardon like mustard you mustard cheese was good
and that chocolate sauce, whoop.I could have got more? But why
don't you bring one in next likenext month or next week? I don't
know how long gonna bring one in? Oh, it's good when it's fresh
and hot out of the oven.We just we don't have a toast we
have it? Do we have anoven? No, we don't have an
oven here? Do we know?We don't we don't have a toast microave?
(03:37):
You know what? Also two feetlong the table at public? But
as a different story, U,but yeah, that pretzel is delicious.
Wasn't a delicious to think about thatpretzel? Now we're like, let's not
go to public anymore, just goto soft House. Actually, honestly,
which one? Which one? DoYouTube prefer? I think you guys had
like when prefer softou was more thanPublic. I mean we like Public just
because you know, DJ dancing,but when we were there obviously know but
(04:00):
like if it's I think soft houseis perfect for like day drinking. When
we went was perfect because it waslike after happy hour but before people going
out and DJ because usually they havea live band. Yeah, you guys
don't like live music too either.It's just like me, all right,
we're going somewhere from Wars with herfriends on Saturday for a birthday at a
winery that the last time we went, they had a live band. I
(04:23):
was like, they're playing American folksongs, and I was like, if
it's well, actually one, Idon't mind American folk or bluegrass unless if
it's good. If it's not goodand everyone sounds out of tune or out
of sync, then I'm not afan of it. And that's what we
dipped is when they actually started singing, like all right, we're good.
We're here for them warming up.What do you do from a world a
(04:44):
weekend that's next weekend? Right,that is next weekend? Well, Sunday,
I have a wedding to go to. You never are SVP if you're
not or are going to, whichis horrible at a kid on your part,
coming from someone who's planning his weddingnext year. You're gonna just we're
an immediate yes, but they justgive you the paper just so you know
the transaction, just so you havea transaction you know. I will be
(05:08):
there. But then Monday we leaveto go to our banks, which is
fun. That's you know, afterMemorial Day. We're trying to be smart.
I don't know if this will begood or not. We'll part talk
about next week too. Is ifit's smarter to go to a place after
Memorial Day weekend? I have MemorialDay be the first day of your trip
instead of the last day. Iwill say, yes, I've done that
before. I've gone. I'vely locallyto Ocean City and do it. Yeah,
(05:31):
And it's better to go like getdown on Monday or get like get
there two days before, because Iremember there's one time we went to Ocean
City for the week of fourth ofJuly and we were there whatever you were
there, like yeah, the thirtieth, the first, the second, and
we left on the third when allthe riff rafts started to show up.
So maybe if you go after it'llbe more relaxing, it'll be fun.
(05:54):
Can't wait to stop at a cookoutwhich we always stop at on the way
on our road trips. Could Iget no, I haven't not because there's
up here, but there wasn't thereone in Virginia when we went. The
closest one to us right now inthis building is in well, as far
as I know, is in Manassas, uh, like probably fifteen minutes off
the high off sixty six. Soyou could technically on the way to our
(06:16):
wedding and go and stop at it. Can we go? Can we can
we do a food trip? Foodtrip? Yeah, food trip. I
want to go to cookout. Iwant to go to Sonic. Not today,
I can't today there's a Sonic RPbuy that cookout? Actually, right,
So it would it be easier togo to your house and then drop
your car off and then go downprobably just go there, go to our
favorite toy store and then part waysprobably instead of doing the Texas roadhouse he
(06:42):
went to. Was that that waslike that was Christmas, like right before
Christmas when yeah, and it waslike ooh, this is uh, this
is the day crew for sure.It is not the dinner crew going all
out. And then the patrons werewhoa, that was the day crew at
that brother. Um. On topof that, we have to talk about
(07:05):
you have to go to some principlesstate of the union address your school was
yesterday last night. Yeah, Iwas supposed to go to it. Uh
and I got a text one.They sent out a text last night to
try to coax parents to come inlast night I could get extra points or
something. It was hold on whereto go? Where to go? Where'd
it go? No, that's notit. So many texts yesterday apparently,
(07:28):
Oh yeah, don't forget principal addresstonight at six thirty pizza cookies and Seltzer's
but not hard Seltzer's. Probably sixo eight is when they sent that text
out, and when it was yeah, yeah, right, um man,
I don't know. I don't knowI feel about your that's kind of a
stupid meeting. You know that parenthad to go to, and you know
I was talking about I was textingwith Max's mom last night. I was
like, I kind of don't wantto go because I've also been rewatching ballers
(07:49):
on HBO. Max and I kindof don't care about my kids school.
I gotta know, I think withwith Max being in kindergarten, I don't
think anything he's gonna apply to himuntil next year when he's finally a fact.
He's rubbing his eye contact again,Well, I did it. I
(08:11):
did LASI. Plus I know Ikind of want to get it just because
I think it would be good forme, because but it's always one eye
my contact is going weird, andit's the left eye, which is apparently
my good eye. Every time Igo to the eye doc, they're like,
oh, you're right, eyes gotthis. No, it's because I
got back in high school, Igot one of those turf pebbles stuck in
(08:33):
my eye between my contact where Iplayed football, and it didn't know it
because I played the whole game withit because like, oh, it's fine,
I gotta get a coach said Ican't take my helmet off. I
would just do this, and itfed up my cornea on my right eye.
Yeah, oh because you played ona field turf. Yeah, you
can't see it, but you canonly see it when they do the like
it is one or two better andthey can tell the scratch on it.
(08:56):
Really. Yeah, that's cool.It is. At the same time,
but also like, oh, Idon't know how that's gonna help me in
the later in life with that scratch. Corny over there, could you take
your helmet off? I could alwaystake my homet you will not take a
helmet because I think they didn't wantto keep track of the helmets slash.
I don't know. Also remember inmy I don't know if we said this.
(09:16):
My high school for football, wehad a losing shriek ten years in
the making. The JV team wouldwin, the varsity team would lose for
ten years straight that way, LikeI think the year after I graduated,
they finally won. It was ahuge deal, a huge deal. They
had won a game of ten yearsvarsity. So like, yeah, predable.
(09:37):
I was like second grade. Sowhen I graduated, Oh my god,
yeah, we had a losing senior, my senior, my senior year,
Oh you were one year I wasa varsity s ten loses every time
you like, oh let's go tothe game, what's gonna happen. We're
just gonna hang out. I hada four fit this season two because we
had illegal players. And then wealso lost every game by at least a
(09:58):
touchdown, except one team came backbecause we beat in the year before sixty
two to three. They came backand beat us fifty six to ten.
Do you know usually sometimes in youthsports, sometimes there's a mercy rule where
one team's really ahead and there's likeI we're gonna end the game at this
point. High school, it doesn'tapply high school. But I was a
victim of in our ten years oflosing because the varsity team, our varsity
(10:22):
team scored seven points all year.No, in the one one game I'm
talking about, the other team scoredeighty nine points. Eighty nine points on
us. That's that's impressive. That'sMadden. That's like you playing rookie on
Madden. You're doing that on thefield. No, that's like my freshman
(10:43):
year where I was just like justthey had everyone in unif and suited up
and everything. But I hated whenthey did that, like I'm not doing
I'm freezing my ass off. I'mnot moving around that. And then the
next year I was on varces eightynine to seven. This is me freshman,
Like can I go like I don't, I don't want to be here.
You had all our JV guys inthere in their game shirts and then
(11:07):
like the suit or whatever just onthe sideline, but none of that stuff.
Oh what'd you do? Um?Oh? Oh okay, computers acting
up? Did I get fired?Fired? Keep going on that phone?
Also left up over here too.Oh is that why Rob's running around that
they lost connection to the internet.Here? Done, done, done,
(11:28):
You'll go out ever long this podcasttakes this baby, because why because the
internet? Oh? Thank god Iloaded these other um but yeah, any
high seven do you think at thatpoint, like I was signaling with my
mom and they're like, oh,go get out of here. Why are
you watching Jesus Good Times? Highschool sports? Man? High school sports?
(11:50):
Do you? Well, okay,I do high school sports. I
go, if you had a kid, would you allow them to play high
school football? Because a lot ofmy buddies are against that. I don't
know, because I feel like highschool yeah, but I feel like high
school football now is different than highschool football even ten years ago. Drills
anymore, Yeah, can't do manin the middle circle one huh? And
then what's sometimes a sled? Theydon't even use a sled anymore sometimes,
(12:13):
or networks completely different. Oh mygosh, we were watching cybernet dying.
Cybernet. Cybernet is taking a skynet, that's what it is, taking over
the world. This is great.Everyone's freaking you freak out, and we're
just like we're casually doing a podcastif we posted today, we posted today,
Well, oh yeah, he's gottenthe stand up pose over there.
(12:35):
He's like, guys, I willlead you. You know what sucks?
They are the sales team. Andsales team had a big sales meeting today
and it was definitely a presentation andstuff. It was definitely a presentation.
But I got Wi Fi access.Might you might be on a different WiFi
than the internet. Is about theethernet the local internet? Like nobody because
(12:58):
all these all these studs see wecan add pea couldn't. That's what that
was. The Oh yes, serverconnect us again. Oh wow, I'm
still in it? Are you backin it now? Well? I got
in it all right. Well we'lllet blood's going on. Times we had
to talk about right before we getin Miss Misconnections. The movie we saw
(13:18):
we talk about, No, wegot it, we got an hour.
We can't talk about it still thatwe saw that. I sat next to
a couple that got their free carand did they like make out what they
do? Ye? They were makingout during this movie? This movie.
No, I didn't see any upand down hand motion, but it was
a lot of rock rocket back beforefolso sounds bad. But like a lot
of cuddling, like arms didn't movewith the theater though it did not,
(13:43):
but I mean you can climb overthe armrest. They were skinny and they
and they, I mean it wasrecliners, so like you're like, you
go far back. Oh, don'twe ever kiss like that? And this
was during a movie that's coming outthis week that there's definitely nothing and I
mean there might be, so Iguess they were into that type of stuff,
cause yeah, we had to payattention to that the whole movie.
(14:05):
How do you not Did you reallyhave to pay attention during these type of
movies? I think? And thenEric, Eric and I were lower drop
bombers on everybody of like, ohmy gosh, that did happen in the
last one, because ladies in thenextual, you're like, wait the rock
or what was it? It was? Oh? She asked about who Jason
Momoa was and which one did hecome in? Yes, yes, yes,
(14:26):
that was in the trailer. That'sas much as we can talk about
that movie. But just saying theateretiquette once again, we talked about this
before. This was the last yellingat the end. I think it might
have been that guy. Oh,God, I hated that. I got
super excited for a character in thismovie to come back. That's like,
aren't we really not excited. It'snot like Avengers, this is this franchise.
(14:48):
Character needs that to come back becausenow that her other movies are gone,
they need to make some money.Far they're not going to bring her
back. Who knows. Who knows. You'll have to find out what we're
cryptically you're talking about next week onthe podcast, but what you get to
find out talk about it because thething, why don't we just post the
podcast in it after the thing?That is true? We saw Fast X.
(15:09):
Yeah, we saw Fast X andit was fast and furious. It
was fast and furious. It wasfine. It was at ten point five
lot going on seven the finger foranother one because they're totally doing the end
game trilogies. This was the InfinityWar Fast and Furious movies. Yes,
but a should we say spoiler alertor no? Now we all go super
into spoilers where we talk about it. That's that different podcast I have to
(15:31):
talk about today in like thirty minutes, um. But yeah, it was
it was an interesting I liked Iliked it. I mean, it was
just a lot. It was alot. And then there's there's three end
two D two technically not even endcredit credits, but there's two characters that
came back from the dead. Soyes, and that's all you'll get out
of us until next week when theofficial embargo, and then go crazy talking
(15:52):
about it. You know I gotthat later the day Baby podcast service near
you. Well, you do havenot only here exclusively the home of someone
would say, not really, wejust adopted it bank and ours is we
had merely adopted the darkness is missconnections. The adopted the darkness. We
(16:17):
read real miss Connections on Washington DCdot Craigslist dot org that people are posting.
These are posted yesterday, a lotof these, so we will see
what's happening with them. Um,they're not in the order I wanted,
so we're gonna read them as theyare because this should be the last one.
Yes, No, I think it'sfine. We talked about now,
all right, Eric, you canread this one. First. Eating is
not cheating, Bethesda. Let meeat at your buffet. It will okay,
(16:45):
I'm sure he hasn't licked your ina long time. You could say,
okay, licked your ass in along time. Yeah, each of
buffet, each beaufet bank. It'slike that move. Well, there's human
centipede. Haven't seen that, haven'tseen that I know about it. Question
is which out of the centipede wouldyou want to be the lead? Yeah,
(17:06):
because you would need to eat normally, not have to eat poop.
No, But in then in thatmovie it's a continuous loop. No,
that's like in the fourth one theymake it continuously. But the first first
one it's like three people. It'slike three tourists. Yeah, of course,
two tourist friends in a random becauseI've seen the honest trailers about it.
It's okay, and they're like,what the hell? All right?
(17:27):
I would Yeah, I think beingthe front one of the centipede would make
him a sense. Maybe the backone. Yeah, you're gonna be the
last one. You wanna be thelast one? You're in double poop that's
been pooped twice. But do theyokay, do you want to ask?
I don't know. So it iseither they're beating poop or they're just licking
buttles eating poop like day poop,and it goes into you see, that's
(17:48):
just that can't be real. That'sjust inappropriate. It's a movie. It's
not real. It's a documentary.I hope not. Next one speaking with
the buffet, Let's go to Gaithersburg. You do fed me? Dude?
Who fed me? You used toput me on my knees. You would
hold my head and do your thingto me and left when you were satisfied.
It was simple, fun and easy. Let's get back into it.
(18:11):
Not near North Potoment. What wheredo they people meet up? Why am
I striking out? I still sawanother one? Eric worked up a sweat
geeberg. I lost track of athleticbuddy who had long workout sessions at the
gym and took long runs in hotweather. He would allow me to come
(18:34):
over after enjoy a smelly body andclothes, maybe help him clean up.
Looking for someone who might be interested. He was a good looking Latino.
I prefer darker skin any race.You literally set yourself up for this one.
Why can't I get any of these? And then boom, he's looking.
(18:55):
They're looking for you. I'm notathletic. Well you go to the
gym and then you go to theirhouse. Yeah, but I stink?
What a smelling body? Did youknow? You walked right into this one
is inappropriate. I wanted your screenshotput that on my Instagram. Who is
these creeps? Should know? Youshould be like, should have replied tee.
(19:17):
Next one cute woman at Joanne's andFairfax Towns at joy As Joyan's Fabrics
store. I know where this oneis at the past but um to the
attractive forty something woman shopping at joyAs Fabrics at Fairfax town Center, get
it. Thanks for the smiles andsubtle waves as I went through the parking
lot. May my day, marriedguy, late forties but happy to connect
interestingly enough. My question here isis Joanne's Fabrics a good place to get
(19:45):
it on, get your flirt on, get your freak on. I mean
if you can craft store at thecraft store, you could pop up at
a gas like you're not making thepottery. You can pop up with a
Joyants. You can pop up ata Marshall to, could pop up at
a north Strums. He's gonna popup when it wants to. You're gonna
find the bathroom that smells like potpourri. Sex in in a dressing room.
(20:07):
No really, no you should?You should? You should? You
like it? You might like it? I don't want if you had sex
one of those curtain dressing rooms,or it's just a curtain, it's not
it's not door, just three curtainsput up against each other. So are
you grabbing on? And don't answerthat question. She got well, you
gotta sit down, all right?This for you because you love cheese.
(20:32):
Oh we gott this is my chewyes. So you want chewies or you
wanna cook out both both the sameday, long day. And you're working
at Chewes in Fairfax. You usuallybring the food out to me when I
order, hoping there is a connectionand you feel the same way. I'm
a white male and you're female.Figured I would take a shot and see
(20:52):
if we can connect. Let's lovethe chat. Hope to hear from you
soon. Here's an interesting thing.Now I'm gonna pay attention next time I
go to this choice. Who's bringingout the food? Let me tell you
an old an old move that weused to do back in the day was
that if you saw an attractive waiteror waitress, you would leave your phone
number and name, yeah, andyou would also over tip them to be
(21:14):
like they can make them make themrealize oh they oh right, you got
you give him a good tip,you give them the number. Now you
give him the better tip. Hm. No, we'll see. Nowadays you
don't even do that anymore because it'sall the digital pads. You can't really
put a number in. They're like, can you get your signature? Like,
sir, that's numbers. That's nota signature, sir. It's not
putting your number in there. Allright. This next one, oh my
(21:36):
god, we'll read this one first, shorter laying pipe Pentagon City guy work,
you're the boss athletic cool guy fortop dude for some laying of the
pipe. Laying of the pipe,and you were gonna move to Pentagon City,
No, Crystal City. Where's PeningonCity? Right there by Bailey's cross
roots be a pike. I don'tknow. I don't think this is where
(21:57):
it is, but it's like righthere, the area right here. I
don't like Virginia. I'm not aVirginia and I'm a Maryland. Right well,
Eric, you get this one,then I weaponized. You want to
read this one or you want meto read all this long? Get out
of my way. I weaponized you. Over the weekend, I was riding
solo on the second floor of abar in Georgetown. Okay, you and
(22:19):
your two friends were nearby. Wecaught each other's eyes for a few moments.
You saddled what up? Oh?Sat? Slid, no, slid,
slid up to me and put youryour hands around my neck, pretending
to dance, but you were clearlyreally just wanted to make out, and
(22:40):
we did. That hasn't happened tome in a while. I'm older and
less good looking, I spend lesstime in bars, and I really think
that women have become Oh wow,okay whatever, Uh yeah, this is
a lot. Okay, Hey,I don't all right, let's just go
to the end. Hey, Idon't like that what your friends said,
and you probably don't either and mightneed new friends. But perhaps you should
(23:02):
reconsider why you do that and whatyou get out of it. Verse Oh
my god, perhaps you're giving meup for real. It happened that night.
This was this man overthought everything thatwas going on here. Of just
like she kissed him, she forgotto ask for a number, then said
(23:22):
something in the they got into afight. Oh they did, Oh yeah
they okay, yeah, why didyou put that one up for you?
I would never do that, Iknow you would, oh where this one
go? Oh? Oh right this? So I was gonna read one that
said, uh hands on connection NorthernVirginia. But the posted has been flagged
for removal, so I don't knowwhat happened there, but that was our
(23:45):
last That's the first one I've savedthat we had to use. But okay,
that's interesting. That is interesting.You know. It's also interesting you
hanging out with us, which weappreciate all the good time. It's always,
it's always, it's a good time, all night, party of a
lifetime. All right, hey,did you real quick? Did you hear
(24:07):
that? Apparently Rigue I, Glesias, Ricky Martin and people are gonna go
on tour. Oh no, whereEric's gonna do this summer. I will
go to that concert Eric's like,I will find a way. I hate
concerts more than anything, but Iwill go to that show. I'll see
you there. Then let me askhim or Yoder who they know, or
just text Rob. He doesn't know. He he doesn't like my all right,
(24:30):
anyway, you can follow me atAndrew Hoodie. That's why you could
stay up to date with us atmister Eric V. That's m R E
R. I c k v M, have a great week. I always
remember it's okay to be weird,it's sexy. It got weird, didn't
it. Yeah,
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