September 5, 2023 • 23 mins
Does Hoody think he and Moira could become professional models after this weekend? Join Hoody and Erick as we talk about Hoody's engagement photoshoot and figure out if Erick needs to stop going out as much or not! Plus do either of us think we'll do well in our show Fantasy Football League and more Missed Connections from the DMV! All that and more in this week's Let's Get Weird!
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Ladies, be on the lookout becauseone miss Eric V is on the prowl.
Not really and hopefully already because it'stime to ash. It's about to
get weird. You're prepared for itto get weird. Things are gonna get
weird. It's getting weird. I'mgonna get real weird. Let's get weird.
(00:22):
Let's get where getting weird? Areyou ready to get weird with Hoodie
and Eric? I'm ready? Totallyyou listening because you're listening to the one
hundred and fifty second episode of Let'sGet Weird Normal Edition, Non Food Edition,
two back to back episodes. Imean, we always talk about food
(00:45):
in our podcast. We will andwe do, we do, And I
need you to write an email forme today. By the way, don't
forget and listen to mister Taco Bell. Yes please, can we go to
the Taco Bell Taste. Also goto some of the emails to KFC so
we can get that bourbon when itcomes out the bourbon they that's another bourbon
or something they whatever. One KFChas always got like the promotional things.
(01:07):
And it makes sense. Now thisisn't not KFC, but a lot of
and this is kind of the movieperspective. A lot of like the movies
that don't do so hot have thebest promotional materials for the rest extras.
KFC kind of does the same thing, but they go viral every time when
they do it, like the Yulelog that happens every year, the candle
they have. Sometimes they're like thefirst one to make a video game.
(01:29):
Everyone's got a video game, allthat good stuff. So KFC, baby,
my name is Hodi, and everyweek we give you the weird stories
from our lives, the streets,the streets, the oceans, the neighborhoods.
You're urine us Pluto above and everythingthere. And uh yeah, last
week we I went through Pokemon andit failed horribly, the last second one,
(01:51):
you know, not horrible, youknow, you know that's still not
completing the master Poka decks. Youknow, you wouldn't get that little certificate
from Professor Oh at the end ofthe game, which which I did.
I did that one time. Idid that last year, and I was
proud of that before I turned twentynine. Last year. You play,
I've never played a Pokemon game.What's the point to collect them all?
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So you really literally just collect themall? Collect all one hundred and fifty
all based on what game you're playing, beat all the Elite four, and
become the Pokemon Champion. That's it. Then when other games came out,
they put in more things like there'sa Pokemon contest, which like a beauty
contest. There's a casino. It'sa casino slot machines. Let me tell
you, there's always this back inthe day, like this is a surefire
(02:36):
way to win Poke coins from thecasino. It never worked because it was
chance. It's the one thing thatwas like chance in the game. Obviously
the moves and stuff, but likeyou, this is like, oh,
if you hit left going the rightway. The whole thing was like you
threw a poke ball and hit downand be it would work. Every time
it didn't. It was just afool's game, fun facts. The whole
diet tribe right there. I couldgo on just on nineties pokemania, you
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know, because you're such a pokamaniacand a Star Wars fanatic, and I
love it. I appreciate it.Marvel's there. I'm I'm a caught up
with the soca. Yeah, likeit, like it. So you're three
episodes done? Yes, sir,And so when do you think Thron's popping
up next week, this week ornext tonight? Just you don't watch them
live, right, No, Yeah, it's bedtime when they come out,
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even even though like last week waslike twenty eight minutes, so I easily
could have watched that, was it? Really? Yeah, but you don't
know that until nine o'clock. That'sthe downfall of it. Oh yeah,
then I caught I'm also caught upwith the Only Murders in the Building and
Big Yesterday. Pretty much like theother two seasons, different serial streeps to
the killer, and uh, wellusually it's Siller, the notable actor is
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no. The last was the firstseason, it was the Holly from the
office, the violinist he was dating. It was okay, yeah. The
second season was a random chicken brunette. They thought it was they thought it
was the somebody else, but itwas a random murder, a woman who
lived in the in the in thein the building. It was a season
two killer. It was oh yeah, it was Yeah, she's something,
(04:11):
She's in something, is she?Yeah? She was Tina phase assistant,
That's what it was, right,she was assistant. Yeah. I think
she's just a comedian. I've seenher in other things. She's like a
background on other things exactly. She'sjust a nobody poppy. Yeah, and
that was the point. She wasn'tnobody who could blend right. So the
third one, I think he's gonnabe Meryl or it's the brother or Paul
Rodd never died. No, hedefinitely does. Okay, we have we
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Moore and I are kind of debatedon it, so we're like, we'll
wait till the like the penultimate.I thought, I thought, wait,
crap, I thought I waited longenough, but I clearly didn't. And
that's the thing. So even withthat, So I've been watching the Harley
Quinn Show on HBO Max. She'slike animated cartoon. One. It was
supposed to have a new episode lastThursday. They took a Labor Day weekend
break. I'm like, it's streaming. There's no breaks for like, unless
(04:59):
it's like a part two you getfive episodes and five but this is like
the ninth. This is the ninthepisode. Come on, come on,
guys, and then what else todo in my life? Oh and you're
on you're on a dating now?Well I turned off bumble okay because it
doesn't work well. You have towait for them and to pick you anyway.
But then they'll pick me and thenthey don't say anything. That's always
fun. Times they pick you,then you message them like they have to
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wait for them to message you,and then they unmatched, so no one
messages you. Right, So Ifeel like it's just a lot of bots
something just like I'm over written,okay, And then I found and then
they were talking about it the otherday on Thursday out there this thing called
the league. But it's expective ifyou want to pay a monthly fee.
If yeah, if you want to, like you know, get all the
features and everything. But now,what's what's the go to killer feature?
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This that that separates it from everyother one? What is it? Is
it sports related? They have aconcierge? Was that so they have somebody
telling you how to do things,how to be better, how to be
better at it? Yea life becauseyou're paying essentially more for the life coach
than you can pay for the Lifecoach plus in. And also you can
pay for there's things like grade outon your because I didn't pick that one,
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but I picked these two. Butthen every day at five o'clock you
get on lock or something. Yeah, every day at five o'clock he getting
new matches. So and then yeah, you can skip down for you on
this because usually you set search seta location radius. What's your radius for
finding love in the DNS? Likefive miles nowadays? I'm like, I'm
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not going from your house. Yeah, dude, I'm not. I'm not.
He's been to Baltimore. He ain'tgoing back. No, not true,
he's been Alexandria. He ain't goingback Virginia killing. I mean technically
it's traffic because it skills build anotherbridge? They do? Can we just
another damn bridge? I don't knowwhere they would build order build it more
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north and I haven't come down,but they won't because Potomac and mcclan I
sound react to Dana Wine. Theyat least needed widen't the American leagus of
ridge. But here's the thing Isay, widen't it killing? Yeah,
it would be for stupid. They'rethinking about why aren't they gonna do it
anyways? But it's gonna kill traffic. It seems like they are on like
the edges, like right before andright after, but that already causes a
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damper imagine if they cut down toone lane on one side right, and
then also them fixing the g TowParkway, because that's a disaster as well,
with all the sinkholes, food andteeth. Don't like because you had
breakfast just now obviously didn't French Toastdelicious didn't bring me anything even running at
you from now now it's fine.Now it's cold now it was cold night.
The principle it's colder, it's cold, it's in the fridge. And
(07:34):
no it's not, No, it'snot anyway food, I get this book
bite. So yeah, we're doingthe league. We still got tender,
and we still got hinge. We'llsee what happens. And I don't know.
It's just yeah, yeah I met. I've talked to speed dating before.
Yes, that's a joke. That'sa joke that I mean, it
is tender that like in person.But because I feel like I as from
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my perspective as the third year old, I never saw it actually in person.
I might you have in dating morefor forever, but I never saw
events. I only saw it onTV and like in movies that speed dating
was a thing. Yeah it's not. I don't think it was hindered that
too, but not even just theapps hindered it. It's just like people
aren't legit and like there's you cantell, Like you see, there's a
(08:20):
lot of douchy dudes that go andI'm like, I don't wonder these ladies.
I want to talk to anybody becausethese guys are definitely here to just
try to get it in real quick, which makes which sucks speed. Speed
dating isn't a thing for me.So whatever, you know, what is
a thing for you? Love fantasyfootball? You know what I'm saying.
According to y'all who maybe not.But we started our draft with our show
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draft. We did it today Tuesday, August fifth. The first game is
Thursday night, Kansas City Chiefs versusthe Detroit Lions. You and me,
baby me, Travis Kelcey, you, Pat Mahmes. Yes, So I
picked pack myhome was my first pick. Some people would have said, does
a bad pick. Some people wouldhave been like, great, but I
think, well, according to yahoo'sa terrible pick. So screw you,
(09:05):
Yahoo. Yeah, Yahoo gave youwhat a D D plus and it gave
me a C plus And I don'tlike that. I said, fourth place
finished, but a whole lot ofSaaS. I'm like, what does that
mean? How can you tell Ihave sas Bates on my draft? Yeah?
I don't know. I'm just wantand did you get them? Is
the main question I have for you. I wanted the wide receiver from the
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Jets, but I took Aaron instead. They Garrett Wilson because last year he
was a rookie and he had seventycatches with three different quarterbacks, so he's
definitely gonna be a target for Aaronthis year. That's why I picked up
Aaron Rodgers, which this thing waslike, oh why did you pick up
Aaron Rodgers? Is gonna be terrible, but whatever, And I'm not gonna
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play in Week one against Buffalo,that's dah. That's why I got Pat
Mahomes Week one against the troit He'sprobably gonna wrack up like fifty points.
So then you'll be set, andthen I'll be set. And I'm going
up against cruiserp Looser. I've gotup guys, Swan in turn John Jalen
hurts my quarterback. Go Philly,baby, you know, because we're going
there next year. So I gota root for the hometown team up there.
(10:07):
Do we have to root for alittle bit. If they do well,
then we'll see him and we couldhang out with him. Like I
picked you either helped me win orlose. I'm sorry, Hoods. I'm
a Commanders fan my whole life.I'm not a Philly. Do you know
who my backup is? It's toa time to a tag of attle.
Little believe Kirk Cousins is still onon the waiver like gud Why no one
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picked him up? Yeah? BecauseI thought he's drafted. He's raked very
low. Like if you click onhis image, it says he's only picked
up by like fifty percent of allteams or something. Yeah, because I
went I went through my thing andit said pretty much everyone except I think
my secondary defense was games with greatstats. But like he's a great quarterback
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opinion. So we'll see what happens, See what happens. I'm excited for
this draft year. Yeah, we'reall here all So last year, how
did you do last I don't knowhow to look. We didn't do I
didn't do it last year. Ohsorry, the last time we played two
years ago. I guess I don'tknow. How did I find that?
You go to your team level.So last time we played, I finished
in fourth. Okay, pretty muchevery year except the first year, I
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finished fourth. Every season, I'vebeen playoffs every time. Uh yeah,
every year. I've been bronze threetimes or six times. I've won twice.
Yeah, see, you won.At least you're in private league.
What the hell is that? Thatwas? My guys? Okay, over
here, jesus, how many leagueshas you been in? Dude? Okay?
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So I was fifth in Eric's GloriousBastards. Uh seventh one year,
fourth, eighth, tenth, tenth, fourth, seventh, second, first
place, Mary on the back intwo thousand and four, I finished Eric
well, and who was a quarterbackin two thousand and four, Tom Brady
probably Brett Favre might have been onthe backers maybe then, yeah, right,
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yeah, I mean I know whatI'm doing. I just you know,
I don't I don't want to gettoo crazy with it, that's all.
That's all. Well, the winnergets control of intern John's Instagram,
because let's face it, who elseis going to control anyone else's Instagram?
Right? Like, what does itmatter beside sauce? You know he would
pick sauce. And then we're doinga six team league. We should have
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got two more people to make eighteenbecause there's way too many great players sitting
out there that we aren't gonna beable to grab. Well. I mean,
that's the point drop the once youyou know, week two we find
out half of Like that's the thingI screwed me last year is like half
my team got injured or we playedand I was like, I guess this
guy, and I guess that guy. I don't know. I don't know
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any of these people. In twentytwenty one, I finished fifth and that
was yearly and that was with Sauce. Yeah, because I just with you
guys, I don't I can't takeit. Seriously. You have to,
but you want to win. ButI just can't because you guys don't know
what you're doing. Oh I knowwhat I'm doing. No, you don't
you think two us you're back bybackup for the one week one. Jalen
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Hurts isn't playing, you know,but Kirk Cousins is still there. By
a time, Jared Golf and DanielJoe. By the time the buye happens
for Jalen Hurts, I'll know ifit's two a time or not so kindly
picked him because my brother Hurts justwent to the Super Bowls. Though my
brother came in second place in hisfantasy team league last year because of two
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up when he played, and doesn'this TWA just gets fantasy poison. Oh,
that's all care points on the boards. Baby doesn't care about who wins,
about the points on the ball.That's I think. I think that's
the problem with me, is thatI'm so I can't stand that player.
I'm not gonna pick that player.But we'll see what happens. But you
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know, what did happen this weekend? What my engagement photos? Yeah,
I think it went really well good. We're supposed to get photo It was
yesterday. As of this podcast,according still haven't gotten them, so we're
waiting on that. But we sawone little preview through her camera. It
looked really nice, so we getdid sunset photos. You know, it's
the first time More and I havedone professional photos together, right, and
(14:16):
it's very intimate. I'll say thatbrings you close well because it's literally like
an intimate being like, so you'reright here, say you're more tire.
First, I'm gonna come over tothe other because she'd be like, now,
put your hands around more's ears?Oh my god, put you put
your noggins? Oh my god,look at each other's lips. And that's
(14:37):
what it was. You want tokids, So you're looking at the Did
you kiss your lips right then?And then I had to because of photos,
But I wanted to, you know, because I had to because I
wanted to want to? Yeah?More listening right now? More? You
were too close? Oh god?The birthday? First? There? Then
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I make the cut? Did youmake the cut? You did make the
day? Who's birthdays before? Man? Nick Goz? Next? The other
day? Yesterday? Next up?No? No, not really? Next
up? Pro program? Mean why? Yes? And then Dennis? Oh
Dennis is I am? When's Dennis'sDennis is the eighteen? Oh? Right
after me? Who are all thesepeople in? Random people? Anyway?
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Yeah? Excited. The photos weregreat. If you want to have an
intimate moment with your partner, takesome photos of each other. Oh no,
yes, maybe you could that.Next maybe one of the dates you
have with someone on the league.As you go to Jakes, you with
the j C. Penny and dothe tacky photos. No, jac Penny
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still has a photos studio? CanI last night I was watching Maverick,
Top Gun, Top Gun, butMaverick it's called mack Case. Some people
don't know the number one movie fromlast year. Should we do stashes?
We talked about the silly the dayon the show. Should we do stashes?
So I have to start now,though I'd bet it's not gonna grow
out by time November happens. Andhere's the thing. I'm good on photos,
(16:07):
so like I can grow it out. So like the photo, I'm
like good. Thought about putting likemen's cream on the men's cream. Yeah,
like the beard bomb creams that man, do you care that you don't
have any facial hair? And that'sPatchi's hell one day, one day,
you know, no, not unlessyou do something about it. Should I
(16:30):
come in tomorrow with the stash?You're taking hair gummies? So got their
gummies hair vitamins for what? Justin case you never know? I'm about
to be thirty, so I wanthair there. That doesn't make sense.
I don't know. I've never heardof hair gummies. Yeah, it promotes
it's like vitamin D or whatever thevitamin is for your hair. So yeah,
carratin you carratin powder or just takethe carratin vitamin the same thing,
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because powder goes in the vitamin orthe gummy or the water that you drink
that you don't really drink a lotof water. There's my third cup of
water for the day. Is itokay? Sweety? Get my jug?
He want me going peek in thebathroom every aug I don't know. I
have so many jugs. It's likeyou got a stanley from work or something.
I don't like it? Why not? You don't like the straw.
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It's a good straw. It's aplastic straw. It's not like the cardboard
straws actually are bad for you.Apparently, I mean they're bad. A
study that came out last week thatsaid the cardboard straws are actually bad for
you because they built up mold.Was that? And like the whatever they
make the straw like chemical? Yeah, dumb compared to the plastic straw.
So now it's like, well,do you care about the environment or do
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you care about your body? SoI don't know, And how many turtles
are really being affected? We'll justcut up your little Kansas soda things.
By the way, because of TikTok, you know that I that I got
Gataks Max shopping with me. Idid the TikTok hack of pulling the tabby
on the side of the the thejug container thing, and it worked really
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well. You go TikTok hack forthe wind. I should have known that
years ago, having drinking Gatorades andcokes and stuff like. That's gonna follow
that one. Guys like stuff Iwish I knew when I was ten.
Oh, right now that I evenknow when I'm forty. Oh, because
I'm forty. You ate yourself onthat one. But you know what's not
gonna you didito. You know it'sgonna not make you feel old. These
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connections where we read real miss connectionsfrom the DMV, These ones are interesting.
I'm gonna go from when we followedup on because this was they posted
this as a follow up Men's MovieDay slash slash Night. It was fun.
So we talked about this where thisgroup of guys like, let's have
(18:40):
a Men's movie night. See whereit goes. This is a follow up
of saying it was fun. Itwas in a Clinton camp Springs, Temple
Hills. Super Men's Movie Day andnight was fun. Let's do it again
tonight. Maybe tomorrow should we goone movie depends on what movie they're watching.
But here's the thing, Star Warsmovie you're in. But I know
(19:02):
what's going on during the movie.All right, it's a CJ CJ,
not a BJ A CJ, Acircle churingh and there you God, alright,
you thought about that cute female photographerRockville. I hired you to take
ironic photos of me and my exgirlfriend. I lost information. Would like
(19:26):
to do a photo shoot of Jessme messes me as you get this.
Oh, so he's trying to getwith the photographers, trying to bring back
his magic stick. Well it's back. He just wants the photographer zoom zoom
and hands too close, too close. Next one in Hamilton, milk delivery
(19:47):
to night. This is past,Jesus, that's so far away. HI
could really use help picking up somethree gallons of milk. Comes stuck with
no vehicle. I'll be compensating youfor sure. Love my milk, hope
so it will come quick to Hamiltonanytime from now eight o'clock till late.
(20:11):
Let me know, Please help getthat milk. Get that milk. That
boy, love my milk, milk, milk, milk. Sleeplessen Montgomery count
her to Seattle. Here's Sleepless inMoco. It didn't really that well.
Looking for a f friend to meetfor lunch or dinner on a regular basis
just our little secret. Life isshort, let's make the most of it.
(20:32):
So is that how Sleepless in Seattlewent? I've never seen that movie?
Okay, Tom Manks is in thatone, right? And I think
Meg Ryan right? Isn't that youGot Mail in Seattle cast? Meg Ryan?
No, you got mail? GotMail three? Remember that? Uh
ninety eight? Meg Ryan again?Oh wow, look at that? Greg
(20:53):
can hear? They both made thesame Nabeel in that one? And Steve's
on sleeps in Seattle. You knowWilson his wife in that movie? Bill
Pullman still Donald Victor Garber aka DoctorSteins Tomorrow and Gabby Hoffman. I don't
know who that is. Are theythe same movie? Yeah? You like
the same stab Pierce Rob Bryaner,he's just his dad from New Girl.
(21:18):
Look at it? Oh, TomMcGowan aka the camp counselor from my favorite
movie. That's my favorite movie alltime. They can't remake that movie anymore.
They could? They could? Where'sMy Sunday Night Special? Antilly.
We used to hang Sam sometimes onSundays. Where are you at? Hit
(21:40):
me up? White male in searchof seven inches or more? Send picks
please, Sunday Night Special seven inchesor more? Roast beef? How about
roast dick instead? It's been inthe crock pot cooking all day, Hoodie,
you're up in rested? Holy crap, Andrew? Okay? New friends
(22:03):
for an old friend resting? Hello, white man fifty five, very decent
and safe? Seeking a new femalefriend one where we can meet for happy
hours, et cetera. You willlike me, promise, send me a
note and let's chat. You willlike me. You will like me,
me fun and take this. Now. Here's the thing. When someone says
(22:23):
I'm very decent and safe, Ifeel like you're not decent and or safe.
Right. You don't need to beputting that in the comments. You
shouldn't have to because you would bea normal guy. But that does it.
For this week's miss miss Connection,Eric's talking someone on the league connections
that Eric an email, work,work, anniversaries working anybody we know?
(22:48):
Yeah, whose anniversary is a sauceis seven years on nine seven damn trade
dustin eb is on nine twenty threehim sure, thirty young thirty eight years
Wow, that's impressive. Well,we hope you have a great week.
It's a short week for you,hopefully you know. And then guess what.
(23:11):
Next week it's Hoodie's birth week.So and then the week after that
he's gone. So get ready andexpect great things. Oh, I have
to I'm worried though. We'll talkabout that next week. We'll find out
the weather. The weather's freaking meout. We'll figure that out. So
until next time, you can followme at Andrew Hoodie for why. You
(23:33):
can follow Eric at mister Eric V. That's m R R I C K
B. Have a great week.Always remember it's okay to be weird.
It got weird, didn't it.Yeah,
Ladies, be on the lookout becauseone miss Eric V is on the prowl.
Not really and hopefully already because it'stime to ash. It's about to
get weird. You're prepared for itto get weird. Things are gonna get
weird. It's getting weird. I'mgonna get real weird. Let's get weird.
(00:22):
Let's get where getting weird? Areyou ready to get weird with Hoodie
and Eric? I'm ready? Totallyyou listening because you're listening to the one
hundred and fifty second episode of Let'sGet Weird Normal Edition, Non Food Edition,
two back to back episodes. Imean, we always talk about food
(00:45):
in our podcast. We will andwe do, we do, And I
need you to write an email forme today. By the way, don't
forget and listen to mister Taco Bell. Yes please, can we go to
the Taco Bell Taste. Also goto some of the emails to KFC so
we can get that bourbon when itcomes out the bourbon they that's another bourbon
or something they whatever. One KFChas always got like the promotional things.
(01:07):
And it makes sense. Now thisisn't not KFC, but a lot of
and this is kind of the movieperspective. A lot of like the movies
that don't do so hot have thebest promotional materials for the rest extras.
KFC kind of does the same thing, but they go viral every time when
they do it, like the Yulelog that happens every year, the candle
they have. Sometimes they're like thefirst one to make a video game.
(01:29):
Everyone's got a video game, allthat good stuff. So KFC, baby,
my name is Hodi, and everyweek we give you the weird stories
from our lives, the streets,the streets, the oceans, the neighborhoods.
You're urine us Pluto above and everythingthere. And uh yeah, last
week we I went through Pokemon andit failed horribly, the last second one,
(01:51):
you know, not horrible, youknow, you know that's still not
completing the master Poka decks. Youknow, you wouldn't get that little certificate
from Professor Oh at the end ofthe game, which which I did.
I did that one time. Idid that last year, and I was
proud of that before I turned twentynine. Last year. You play,
I've never played a Pokemon game.What's the point to collect them all?
(02:13):
So you really literally just collect themall? Collect all one hundred and fifty
all based on what game you're playing, beat all the Elite four, and
become the Pokemon Champion. That's it. Then when other games came out,
they put in more things like there'sa Pokemon contest, which like a beauty
contest. There's a casino. It'sa casino slot machines. Let me tell
you, there's always this back inthe day, like this is a surefire
(02:36):
way to win Poke coins from thecasino. It never worked because it was
chance. It's the one thing thatwas like chance in the game. Obviously
the moves and stuff, but likeyou, this is like, oh,
if you hit left going the rightway. The whole thing was like you
threw a poke ball and hit downand be it would work. Every time
it didn't. It was just afool's game, fun facts. The whole
diet tribe right there. I couldgo on just on nineties pokemania, you
(03:00):
know, because you're such a pokamaniacand a Star Wars fanatic, and I
love it. I appreciate it.Marvel's there. I'm I'm a caught up
with the soca. Yeah, likeit, like it. So you're three
episodes done? Yes, sir,And so when do you think Thron's popping
up next week, this week ornext tonight? Just you don't watch them
live, right, No, Yeah, it's bedtime when they come out,
(03:22):
even even though like last week waslike twenty eight minutes, so I easily
could have watched that, was it? Really? Yeah, but you don't
know that until nine o'clock. That'sthe downfall of it. Oh yeah,
then I caught I'm also caught upwith the Only Murders in the Building and
Big Yesterday. Pretty much like theother two seasons, different serial streeps to
the killer, and uh, wellusually it's Siller, the notable actor is
(03:44):
no. The last was the firstseason, it was the Holly from the
office, the violinist he was dating. It was okay, yeah. The
second season was a random chicken brunette. They thought it was they thought it
was the somebody else, but itwas a random murder, a woman who
lived in the in the in thein the building. It was a season
two killer. It was oh yeah, it was Yeah, she's something,
(04:11):
She's in something, is she?Yeah? She was Tina phase assistant,
That's what it was, right,she was assistant. Yeah. I think
she's just a comedian. I've seenher in other things. She's like a
background on other things exactly. She'sjust a nobody poppy. Yeah, and
that was the point. She wasn'tnobody who could blend right. So the
third one, I think he's gonnabe Meryl or it's the brother or Paul
Rodd never died. No, hedefinitely does. Okay, we have we
(04:33):
Moore and I are kind of debatedon it, so we're like, we'll
wait till the like the penultimate.I thought, I thought, wait,
crap, I thought I waited longenough, but I clearly didn't. And
that's the thing. So even withthat, So I've been watching the Harley
Quinn Show on HBO Max. She'slike animated cartoon. One. It was
supposed to have a new episode lastThursday. They took a Labor Day weekend
break. I'm like, it's streaming. There's no breaks for like, unless
(04:59):
it's like a part two you getfive episodes and five but this is like
the ninth. This is the ninthepisode. Come on, come on,
guys, and then what else todo in my life? Oh and you're
on you're on a dating now?Well I turned off bumble okay because it
doesn't work well. You have towait for them and to pick you anyway.
But then they'll pick me and thenthey don't say anything. That's always
fun. Times they pick you,then you message them like they have to
(05:20):
wait for them to message you,and then they unmatched, so no one
messages you. Right, So Ifeel like it's just a lot of bots
something just like I'm over written,okay, And then I found and then
they were talking about it the otherday on Thursday out there this thing called
the league. But it's expective ifyou want to pay a monthly fee.
If yeah, if you want to, like you know, get all the
features and everything. But now,what's what's the go to killer feature?
(05:43):
This that that separates it from everyother one? What is it? Is
it sports related? They have aconcierge? Was that so they have somebody
telling you how to do things,how to be better, how to be
better at it? Yea life becauseyou're paying essentially more for the life coach
than you can pay for the Lifecoach plus in. And also you can
pay for there's things like grade outon your because I didn't pick that one,
(06:04):
but I picked these two. Butthen every day at five o'clock you
get on lock or something. Yeah, every day at five o'clock he getting
new matches. So and then yeah, you can skip down for you on
this because usually you set search seta location radius. What's your radius for
finding love in the DNS? Likefive miles nowadays? I'm like, I'm
(06:24):
not going from your house. Yeah, dude, I'm not. I'm not.
He's been to Baltimore. He ain'tgoing back. No, not true,
he's been Alexandria. He ain't goingback Virginia killing. I mean technically
it's traffic because it skills build anotherbridge? They do? Can we just
another damn bridge? I don't knowwhere they would build order build it more
(06:47):
north and I haven't come down,but they won't because Potomac and mcclan I
sound react to Dana Wine. Theyat least needed widen't the American leagus of
ridge. But here's the thing Isay, widen't it killing? Yeah,
it would be for stupid. They'rethinking about why aren't they gonna do it
anyways? But it's gonna kill traffic. It seems like they are on like
the edges, like right before andright after, but that already causes a
(07:11):
damper imagine if they cut down toone lane on one side right, and
then also them fixing the g TowParkway, because that's a disaster as well,
with all the sinkholes, food andteeth. Don't like because you had
breakfast just now obviously didn't French Toastdelicious didn't bring me anything even running at
you from now now it's fine.Now it's cold now it was cold night.
The principle it's colder, it's cold, it's in the fridge. And
(07:34):
no it's not, No, it'snot anyway food, I get this book
bite. So yeah, we're doingthe league. We still got tender,
and we still got hinge. We'llsee what happens. And I don't know.
It's just yeah, yeah I met. I've talked to speed dating before.
Yes, that's a joke. That'sa joke that I mean, it
is tender that like in person.But because I feel like I as from
(07:58):
my perspective as the third year old, I never saw it actually in person.
I might you have in dating morefor forever, but I never saw
events. I only saw it onTV and like in movies that speed dating
was a thing. Yeah it's not. I don't think it was hindered that
too, but not even just theapps hindered it. It's just like people
aren't legit and like there's you cantell, Like you see, there's a
(08:20):
lot of douchy dudes that go andI'm like, I don't wonder these ladies.
I want to talk to anybody becausethese guys are definitely here to just
try to get it in real quick, which makes which sucks speed. Speed
dating isn't a thing for me.So whatever, you know, what is
a thing for you? Love fantasyfootball? You know what I'm saying.
According to y'all who maybe not.But we started our draft with our show
(08:43):
draft. We did it today Tuesday, August fifth. The first game is
Thursday night, Kansas City Chiefs versusthe Detroit Lions. You and me,
baby me, Travis Kelcey, you, Pat Mahmes. Yes, So I
picked pack myhome was my first pick. Some people would have said, does
a bad pick. Some people wouldhave been like, great, but I
think, well, according to yahoo'sa terrible pick. So screw you,
(09:05):
Yahoo. Yeah, Yahoo gave youwhat a D D plus and it gave
me a C plus And I don'tlike that. I said, fourth place
finished, but a whole lot ofSaaS. I'm like, what does that
mean? How can you tell Ihave sas Bates on my draft? Yeah?
I don't know. I'm just wantand did you get them? Is
the main question I have for you. I wanted the wide receiver from the
(09:26):
Jets, but I took Aaron instead. They Garrett Wilson because last year he
was a rookie and he had seventycatches with three different quarterbacks, so he's
definitely gonna be a target for Aaronthis year. That's why I picked up
Aaron Rodgers, which this thing waslike, oh why did you pick up
Aaron Rodgers? Is gonna be terrible, but whatever, And I'm not gonna
(09:46):
play in Week one against Buffalo,that's dah. That's why I got Pat
Mahomes Week one against the troit He'sprobably gonna wrack up like fifty points.
So then you'll be set, andthen I'll be set. And I'm going
up against cruiserp Looser. I've gotup guys, Swan in turn John Jalen
hurts my quarterback. Go Philly,baby, you know, because we're going
there next year. So I gota root for the hometown team up there.
(10:07):
Do we have to root for alittle bit. If they do well,
then we'll see him and we couldhang out with him. Like I
picked you either helped me win orlose. I'm sorry, Hoods. I'm
a Commanders fan my whole life.I'm not a Philly. Do you know
who my backup is? It's toa time to a tag of attle.
Little believe Kirk Cousins is still onon the waiver like gud Why no one
(10:28):
picked him up? Yeah? BecauseI thought he's drafted. He's raked very
low. Like if you click onhis image, it says he's only picked
up by like fifty percent of allteams or something. Yeah, because I
went I went through my thing andit said pretty much everyone except I think
my secondary defense was games with greatstats. But like he's a great quarterback
(10:52):
opinion. So we'll see what happens, See what happens. I'm excited for
this draft year. Yeah, we'reall here all So last year, how
did you do last I don't knowhow to look. We didn't do I
didn't do it last year. Ohsorry, the last time we played two
years ago. I guess I don'tknow. How did I find that?
You go to your team level.So last time we played, I finished
in fourth. Okay, pretty muchevery year except the first year, I
(11:18):
finished fourth. Every season, I'vebeen playoffs every time. Uh yeah,
every year. I've been bronze threetimes or six times. I've won twice.
Yeah, see, you won.At least you're in private league.
What the hell is that? Thatwas? My guys? Okay, over
here, jesus, how many leagueshas you been in? Dude? Okay?
(11:41):
So I was fifth in Eric's GloriousBastards. Uh seventh one year,
fourth, eighth, tenth, tenth, fourth, seventh, second, first
place, Mary on the back intwo thousand and four, I finished Eric
well, and who was a quarterbackin two thousand and four, Tom Brady
probably Brett Favre might have been onthe backers maybe then, yeah, right,
(12:05):
yeah, I mean I know whatI'm doing. I just you know,
I don't I don't want to gettoo crazy with it, that's all.
That's all. Well, the winnergets control of intern John's Instagram,
because let's face it, who elseis going to control anyone else's Instagram?
Right? Like, what does itmatter beside sauce? You know he would
pick sauce. And then we're doinga six team league. We should have
(12:26):
got two more people to make eighteenbecause there's way too many great players sitting
out there that we aren't gonna beable to grab. Well. I mean,
that's the point drop the once youyou know, week two we find
out half of Like that's the thingI screwed me last year is like half
my team got injured or we playedand I was like, I guess this
guy, and I guess that guy. I don't know. I don't know
(12:46):
any of these people. In twentytwenty one, I finished fifth and that
was yearly and that was with Sauce. Yeah, because I just with you
guys, I don't I can't takeit. Seriously. You have to,
but you want to win. ButI just can't because you guys don't know
what you're doing. Oh I knowwhat I'm doing. No, you don't
you think two us you're back bybackup for the one week one. Jalen
(13:09):
Hurts isn't playing, you know,but Kirk Cousins is still there. By
a time, Jared Golf and DanielJoe. By the time the buye happens
for Jalen Hurts, I'll know ifit's two a time or not so kindly
picked him because my brother Hurts justwent to the Super Bowls. Though my
brother came in second place in hisfantasy team league last year because of two
(13:31):
up when he played, and doesn'this TWA just gets fantasy poison. Oh,
that's all care points on the boards. Baby doesn't care about who wins,
about the points on the ball.That's I think. I think that's
the problem with me, is thatI'm so I can't stand that player.
I'm not gonna pick that player.But we'll see what happens. But you
(13:52):
know, what did happen this weekend? What my engagement photos? Yeah,
I think it went really well good. We're supposed to get photo It was
yesterday. As of this podcast,according still haven't gotten them, so we're
waiting on that. But we sawone little preview through her camera. It
looked really nice, so we getdid sunset photos. You know, it's
the first time More and I havedone professional photos together, right, and
(14:16):
it's very intimate. I'll say thatbrings you close well because it's literally like
an intimate being like, so you'reright here, say you're more tire.
First, I'm gonna come over tothe other because she'd be like, now,
put your hands around more's ears?Oh my god, put you put
your noggins? Oh my god,look at each other's lips. And that's
(14:37):
what it was. You want tokids, So you're looking at the Did
you kiss your lips right then?And then I had to because of photos,
But I wanted to, you know, because I had to because I
wanted to want to? Yeah?More listening right now? More? You
were too close? Oh god?The birthday? First? There? Then
(14:58):
I make the cut? Did youmake the cut? You did make the
day? Who's birthdays before? Man? Nick Goz? Next? The other
day? Yesterday? Next up?No? No, not really? Next
up? Pro program? Mean why? Yes? And then Dennis? Oh
Dennis is I am? When's Dennis'sDennis is the eighteen? Oh? Right
after me? Who are all thesepeople in? Random people? Anyway?
(15:22):
Yeah? Excited. The photos weregreat. If you want to have an
intimate moment with your partner, takesome photos of each other. Oh no,
yes, maybe you could that.Next maybe one of the dates you
have with someone on the league.As you go to Jakes, you with
the j C. Penny and dothe tacky photos. No, jac Penny
(15:43):
still has a photos studio? CanI last night I was watching Maverick,
Top Gun, Top Gun, butMaverick it's called mack Case. Some people
don't know the number one movie fromlast year. Should we do stashes?
We talked about the silly the dayon the show. Should we do stashes?
So I have to start now,though I'd bet it's not gonna grow
out by time November happens. Andhere's the thing. I'm good on photos,
(16:07):
so like I can grow it out. So like the photo, I'm
like good. Thought about putting likemen's cream on the men's cream. Yeah,
like the beard bomb creams that man, do you care that you don't
have any facial hair? And that'sPatchi's hell one day, one day,
you know, no, not unlessyou do something about it. Should I
(16:30):
come in tomorrow with the stash?You're taking hair gummies? So got their
gummies hair vitamins for what? Justin case you never know? I'm about
to be thirty, so I wanthair there. That doesn't make sense.
I don't know. I've never heardof hair gummies. Yeah, it promotes
it's like vitamin D or whatever thevitamin is for your hair. So yeah,
carratin you carratin powder or just takethe carratin vitamin the same thing,
(16:56):
because powder goes in the vitamin orthe gummy or the water that you drink
that you don't really drink a lotof water. There's my third cup of
water for the day. Is itokay? Sweety? Get my jug?
He want me going peek in thebathroom every aug I don't know. I
have so many jugs. It's likeyou got a stanley from work or something.
I don't like it? Why not? You don't like the straw.
(17:17):
It's a good straw. It's aplastic straw. It's not like the cardboard
straws actually are bad for you.Apparently, I mean they're bad. A
study that came out last week thatsaid the cardboard straws are actually bad for
you because they built up mold.Was that? And like the whatever they
make the straw like chemical? Yeah, dumb compared to the plastic straw.
So now it's like, well,do you care about the environment or do
(17:38):
you care about your body? SoI don't know, And how many turtles
are really being affected? We'll justcut up your little Kansas soda things.
By the way, because of TikTok, you know that I that I got
Gataks Max shopping with me. Idid the TikTok hack of pulling the tabby
on the side of the the thejug container thing, and it worked really
(17:59):
well. You go TikTok hack forthe wind. I should have known that
years ago, having drinking Gatorades andcokes and stuff like. That's gonna follow
that one. Guys like stuff Iwish I knew when I was ten.
Oh, right now that I evenknow when I'm forty. Oh, because
I'm forty. You ate yourself onthat one. But you know what's not
gonna you didito. You know it'sgonna not make you feel old. These
(18:19):
connections where we read real miss connectionsfrom the DMV, These ones are interesting.
I'm gonna go from when we followedup on because this was they posted
this as a follow up Men's MovieDay slash slash Night. It was fun.
So we talked about this where thisgroup of guys like, let's have
(18:40):
a Men's movie night. See whereit goes. This is a follow up
of saying it was fun. Itwas in a Clinton camp Springs, Temple
Hills. Super Men's Movie Day andnight was fun. Let's do it again
tonight. Maybe tomorrow should we goone movie depends on what movie they're watching.
But here's the thing, Star Warsmovie you're in. But I know
(19:02):
what's going on during the movie.All right, it's a CJ CJ,
not a BJ A CJ, Acircle churingh and there you God, alright,
you thought about that cute female photographerRockville. I hired you to take
ironic photos of me and my exgirlfriend. I lost information. Would like
(19:26):
to do a photo shoot of Jessme messes me as you get this.
Oh, so he's trying to getwith the photographers, trying to bring back
his magic stick. Well it's back. He just wants the photographer zoom zoom
and hands too close, too close. Next one in Hamilton, milk delivery
(19:47):
to night. This is past,Jesus, that's so far away. HI
could really use help picking up somethree gallons of milk. Comes stuck with
no vehicle. I'll be compensating youfor sure. Love my milk, hope
so it will come quick to Hamiltonanytime from now eight o'clock till late.
(20:11):
Let me know, Please help getthat milk. Get that milk. That
boy, love my milk, milk, milk, milk. Sleeplessen Montgomery count
her to Seattle. Here's Sleepless inMoco. It didn't really that well.
Looking for a f friend to meetfor lunch or dinner on a regular basis
just our little secret. Life isshort, let's make the most of it.
(20:32):
So is that how Sleepless in Seattlewent? I've never seen that movie?
Okay, Tom Manks is in thatone, right? And I think
Meg Ryan right? Isn't that youGot Mail in Seattle cast? Meg Ryan?
No, you got mail? GotMail three? Remember that? Uh
ninety eight? Meg Ryan again?Oh wow, look at that? Greg
(20:53):
can hear? They both made thesame Nabeel in that one? And Steve's
on sleeps in Seattle. You knowWilson his wife in that movie? Bill
Pullman still Donald Victor Garber aka DoctorSteins Tomorrow and Gabby Hoffman. I don't
know who that is. Are theythe same movie? Yeah? You like
the same stab Pierce Rob Bryaner,he's just his dad from New Girl.
(21:18):
Look at it? Oh, TomMcGowan aka the camp counselor from my favorite
movie. That's my favorite movie alltime. They can't remake that movie anymore.
They could? They could? Where'sMy Sunday Night Special? Antilly.
We used to hang Sam sometimes onSundays. Where are you at? Hit
(21:40):
me up? White male in searchof seven inches or more? Send picks
please, Sunday Night Special seven inchesor more? Roast beef? How about
roast dick instead? It's been inthe crock pot cooking all day, Hoodie,
you're up in rested? Holy crap, Andrew? Okay? New friends
(22:03):
for an old friend resting? Hello, white man fifty five, very decent
and safe? Seeking a new femalefriend one where we can meet for happy
hours, et cetera. You willlike me, promise, send me a
note and let's chat. You willlike me. You will like me,
me fun and take this. Now. Here's the thing. When someone says
(22:23):
I'm very decent and safe, Ifeel like you're not decent and or safe.
Right. You don't need to beputting that in the comments. You
shouldn't have to because you would bea normal guy. But that does it.
For this week's miss miss Connection,Eric's talking someone on the league connections
that Eric an email, work,work, anniversaries working anybody we know?
(22:48):
Yeah, whose anniversary is a sauceis seven years on nine seven damn trade
dustin eb is on nine twenty threehim sure, thirty young thirty eight years
Wow, that's impressive. Well,we hope you have a great week.
It's a short week for you,hopefully you know. And then guess what.
(23:11):
Next week it's Hoodie's birth week.So and then the week after that
he's gone. So get ready andexpect great things. Oh, I have
to I'm worried though. We'll talkabout that next week. We'll find out
the weather. The weather's freaking meout. We'll figure that out. So
until next time, you can followme at Andrew Hoodie for why. You
(23:33):
can follow Eric at mister Eric V. That's m R R I C K
B. Have a great week.Always remember it's okay to be weird.
It got weird, didn't it.Yeah,
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