June 13, 2023 • 30 mins
Should Hoody get a new wallet or is Erick being too critical? Join Hoody and Erick as we not only duke it out, but also predict what we think each other is buying at Awesome Con this weekend! Plus even more real Missed Connections from the DMV and what did we awkwardly try to hide from this weekend?! All that and more in this week's Let's Get Weird!
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You want to talk about that ifyou want, I don't you tell me?
Baby, help me. But hopefullyalready, because it's tide where it's
about to get weird. You're preparingfor it to get weird. Things are
gonna get weird. It's getting weird. I'm gonna get real weird. That's
garting weird. Let's get where?Where? Get Where? Are you ready
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to get weird with Hoodie and Eric? I'm ready listening already because you're listening
to the hundred and forty third episodeof Let's Get Weird. My name's Huddy,
I'm Erica. Every week we cometogether to give you the weird stories
from our lives, our families,our friends, the states, the country,
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the globe, the universeiverse above theInternet. It's always a good time.
And we're gonna start with do youwant to talk about that thing?
It's up to you totally talking aboutEric has a. I have a hyperthier
apparently, but I don't have allthe symptoms of having a hyper thyroid.
Apparently. It's oily skin and somethingelse. But our tiredness, I'm like,
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I'm always tired. I wake upbefore o'clock in the morning. Bitterness,
so I have to drive to uhBaltimore Johns Hopkins patient thing that would
get all just oun because if notthe one by me would have taken.
I would have been looking on Julyor whatever. And I was like,
let's get this done now. Soonce we're done, there's a problem.
I get. I appreciated hospital workers, but it's like, oh, you
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want something fixed, Well you can'tget it looked at immediately. You know,
you gotta wait a couple of weeks. And I get it. Everyone's
appointments and all that good stuff.Yeah, but I'm thinking this is more.
I should have texted my sister becauseshe works through to you in there.
She worked with john Hopkins Hospital aswell. I should have been like,
hey, can I just come toyour hospital and you just do it
for me? That's my brother andI do that all the time. Our
mom would like because when she usedto work in office for a pia pedutrician,
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she would get us in for allthe shots and everything or early we'd
skip the lines on everything. Youtake care of her hoods. You know.
She got to the both of themreal men, real men. Bars,
You guys are real men. Becausemy brother is engaged, you know,
and are you mad about his engagement? Wow? Was everyone assuming I'm
mad that he got engaged because heone uped you. He didn't want up
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me, he just did it differently. I like my proposal. I love
you guys. I think you guysare great men. But he definitely wan
uped you a little bit. Imean, here's the thing. He spent
money on a photographer. I didnot. Yeah he had somebody, Yeah,
he paid someone, yeah yeah yeah, but those pictures were fired Yeah,
because it was a professional ass photographer. Pictures were fired too. London.
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It has been like four hundred bucksto get a professional photographer. Fronce
is it's it's frown. I don'tknow. I've never been, so you
know what I've been. We're watchinglately Anthony Anthony Boordane's partner known. You
should watch Stanley Tucci's Italy Thing becauseit's essentially Anthony Bourdane. But Danley Tucci
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was a second season, a secondseason. He's great, but all that
he stays the tugis is the product. Devil wors product. I think of
the dad from Easy the A thedad. He was so sarcastic and funny.
But no, I was watching yesterday. One of the episodes from season
one was they were in Quebec GaGadback mountrealka back so frank, yeah,
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but I mean my brother's engaged proposedhis girlfriend. They've been dating for ten
years. I surprised me yesterday atthe airport, which was fun. Did
you find everything at the hegante ordid you to go? I went to
a different Giant and that work thathad everything. The one he didn't have
balloons, And I asked to waslike, hey, do you have congrats
balloons? She's like she's like pointedat the one the bottle, was like
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yeah, but like I need onefor like my my brother got engaged.
She's like graduation. I was like, no, engage and like she's like,
no, we don't have any.I definitely feel like she did.
She just didn't want to get it. She didn't. You just were,
oh my, you should be like, know a congratulations. I told her,
yeah, she's getty engaged. Likeshe went through the little spindle thing.
I was like, no, butthey eat. I knew she had
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a little drawer. That's probably whereshe puts all the extra ones. It's
okay. The Giant like right bymy house, had it, so it
was great that went to the airportright after. It was good to walk
Teddy, right, yes, walkTeddy went to Dullas right after, did
that terminal parking right there with sixbucks an hour. And let me tell
you thought, this is a thingbetween me and you when people when we
go to a movie screening, sometimespeople don't know how to use those pay
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the park machines. Huh. Itwas even worse than Dullas. Oh it's
so bad. I'm like, comeon, let's go to put the thing
in and go. Nope, theydon't know how to do it. It's
like fifteen minutes waiting in line toget out, and there's like ten at
Dullas. It's sneaky because there's tentogether and there's one like on the side
by itself that like if you don'tpay attention, you would never see it.
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But I saw it. I waslike, I can't get over there,
it's too far away. Yeah.No, I'm in a dolls in
years, I'm gonna be line outof b W Y would I go to
put Southwest? What are you doing? I think Southwest is a director.
Are you're going to like Miami?Then? Punt? I only do direct
flights. I don't know, goesdirect to punt Yeah, that's good for
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you. Then it's only a threehour flight really from Baltimore to Puntakana to
three and a half hour flight.It takes like two hours to get to
Orlando. It takes two hours.Yeah flat, Yeah he's not. Yeah,
to Orlando it's like an hour offorty and then it's the twenty minutes
to get off the plane. Yeah, it's like three hours. It's like
three hours ago. I don't know. Well, if you are, if
you're doing Southwest, and we've talkedabout this on your morning show, you
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can change the rate and if it'scheaper, you can get a cheaper flight
out of it. Wow, sorttravel planner, Well yeah, we use
you can do so you don't havelike the actual like take it on Southwest.
I don't know. I don't know. She should look it up because
more and I say, forty buckson our flight to Disney in September because
the flight was cheaper one day andwe got there. Yeah wow, yeah,
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three hours and fifty minutes. Okay, see that's four hours, just
three hours by time to get ours. You know, it's only three hours.
I was upset up my brother becausethey took the same flight back from
Europe and they flew out of Irelandand airline gets back and their flight was
an hour ahead of time. Theywere yeah. I was like, our
our flight was two hours behind time. I didn't know what happened there,
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but okay, why I don't know, I'll say he texted me the wrong
time. But then, god,I'm smart, and I looked up his
flight number before I got there,because what time when you have gotten there?
And he was like, oh,we land at four. I got
there like two thirty because I lookedit up. And he was like,
he texted me, got the plane. I'm sorry you might miss us because
I texted me the wrong times.I'm already here, bitch. God,
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you're such an one upper? Areyou both are one? I'm not a
one upper. I knew here beon time. I'm gonna go on timer.
Baby, I'm here on time early. Sometimes you are on time.
I come in. When I comein, you know, this morning,
my back spats the crap out ofme. This morning. Oh my god,
I thought I was gonna be ableto get back, like I ain't
gonna worring. No, I laidon my bed to the day weird o.
My stomach and I had my armsover the beds that it was dangling.
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And my back just seized up onme last night yesterday, So all
day yesterday and today it was itwas seizing those Oh it's all. Well,
you know what I did yesterday?I thinned my wallet out for you.
It is about four cards thinner.No, it's still that's this thing
is still huge, you know.I like it. Here, cards,
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gift cards, that's my insurance cards. Any we have newer ones? No,
those the newest ones I have.No, that's not the newest one
I have. That's the newest oneI have. How do you not have
that little card card? It's anactual card. That's what I got.
That's what they gave me. WhatI need that actually for my Disney trip.
What is it? That's my keyto get back into the hotel.
I can use the same key.I need to give it to Morris so
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she can get places I cannot withyou what and then I got you know
what I got in here because wheneveryou decide randomly to go back here one
day, I have gift cards thetaxi station ready to go, because I
know my ass if I don't haveit in my wallet wallets, wallet,
Okay, So this is how Ido things. I have a little clip
wallet card holder with a clip thatI keep on me or I And then
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in my car, I have mydad's old wallet from back in the day
that has old gift cards, oldcredit cards, and cash for emergencies.
I leave that in the I needmy EGO card point every time. That's
um. And then yeah, yougot the two wallets, one to keep
all the junk and one to keepthe necessity. Yeah, well I did,
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so I got rid of I finallylet go of my Washington Light driver's
license. I really liked it alot. It was a great photos in
color, had a Christmas tree onit. It expired this year. So
I finally put in the spare wat. I have all my spare wallet.
Doesn't matter. Did you throw itaway? Yeah? I cut it.
Why it worked anything anymore? Nowkeep it? And then you might think
this is junk. But these areall little tiny messages. More said.
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When we were we were courting eachother, you know, we're like,
oh I like you, Oh no, you like me? And then eventually
led to the I love Andrew onewith a smile face, you know,
So I keep those as remind us, and I also have let's see what
we've gotten here. We're just goingdeep dive in my wallet. Let's see
what we got. Lucky penny.I always gotta have a lucky penny.
My grandma gave me this. Thisis a a traveler's prayer. I don't
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know why, but I feel likeif I get rid of it, I
feel like she would know. Thenyou put in this singer wallet? But
did you guys more like the textconversation we had yesterday? We talked about
this in the show, Yes thatdid she really want that water? She
want to skinny your one? Hegot bought me this wallet. So the
whole thing is Eric is upset.My wallet's so big. It's bigger it
was yesterday, bigger than John's,pretty equal to John's. Now. Oh,
I also kept this to my college. I d throw that away,
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hoodie, but I need my collegediscounts. Where at the movie theater you
can barely even see your face.On that point, I'm like, oh,
yeah, that's a guy that lookslike a sorry loo. With all
the free movies we get to see, what movies are you going to go
buy. I gotta go watch acrossthe Spider Verse this weekend. Man,
Saturday, I'm gonna busy eyes.No, I haven't had time. I
thought you saw it last week.You've seen it this weekend by yourself,
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with more by myself. Weren't youtoday? I have to work today.
I have to do some work stuff. Okay, you know, but anyway,
impressed that I haven't spoiled it foryou. No one's really spoiled Kevin
either hasn't spoiled it to me,which I'm surprised, but I mean,
I got what four days to go. But back to the wallet. The
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main thing why I have mine,and it's not the money clip ish type
wallet, is because more about me. This to replace my old crappy wallet.
She bought me this for an anniversaryor Christmas, so I can't get
rid of it until it's broken.No, or you say to her,
hey, moura, I'm thinking ofdownsizing my wallet size. Helped me pick
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out a new one, and thereyou go. Here's the thing, though,
if I say that, she'll thinkI don't like this one. No,
honey, you're telling you right now. A thousand percent podcast is our
first phone guest thousand percent. Inow keep going with the argument. I
think that if you say to her, hey, I want to downsize.
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I need your help and helping mefigure out which one to downsize too,
you're in the clear, sweetie,just saying I mean we'll find out hopefully.
Hi. This is is Andrew Hoodiewith the Let's Get Weird podcast.
Can we can record to you?Is that? Okay? What are you
going to ask me about? Well, we're gonna record he is that?
Okay? Okay, okay. Sowe're in a conundrum. If you've noticed
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on your morning show we had thiswhole wallet debate yesterday, it's okay if
you didn't pay attention yesterday at all. Now, Eric says I should get
rid of the wallet that you giveit. Hold on, I don't get
rid of I think he needs adownsize and get a slimmer wallet, mora.
And you should help him get aslimmer one, okay, and get
a smaller one, not that giantAdampa thing that you bought him, because
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him and John have the biggest walletsI've ever seen in my life on adult
men. Yeah, it is prettyAlso, I'm pretty sure I got that
for him, like I don't know, like six six years ago, yeah,
yeah, and I've still still hellSo then so Maura, you find
him a money a card holder witha clip for money, and he can
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get rid of all these dumb cardsthat he has, or he can leave
those in his car as a backup. Okay, I did see the picture.
I do think your wallet is alittle bit too slim Americ. I
feel like there's not you're too slim, but you don't need is a little
too bulky. Not everything that hehas used to be in there exactly.
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And that's why you got to slimdown and be a little micro managing a
little more, you know, inbetween both of your wallet. It's like,
yes, it should be a littleslimmer. But like I said,
I don't know about you, right, but if you give, if you
give, if you give Andrew oneof the ones that open, he's gonna
keep making it big. That's whyyou got to go small more. I
just want to ask you a question. Do you still have your college id
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for Mason Stone? Actually, seewe both have it. We want discount
movie nights. You can barely readit anymore. It's so like old that
the picture and all that basically rob. Yeah, you know, you know
what outfit More is wearing in hercollege id too. Wow, she's wearing
that pink shirt that's got weird patterns. She doesn't wear anymore on it's right,
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damn it. I know. Yeah, I don't remember what you're wearing.
I can tell you what More iswearing right now. Fancy top for
working and either shorts or sweatpants rightnow. You don't have to call me.
I love you, thank you,bye, thank you more See,
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I know I know my woman.But she said it was okay to get
a new wallet. So there yougo. Seventy six dollars for a Ridge
wallet's kind of okay, or threehundred dollars for a Louis breathing a ninety
five for two Because I went downthe wallet rabbit hole yesterday, So you
did, Yes, I was lookingat Cardier, I was looking at Louis.
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I was looking at Toomey. Iwas looking at who else? Yeah,
those three brands Amazon. I didlook at Amazon discount brand. I
don't know what it was like,w R I X Amazon. I don't
know what that is. But surealways only something that's it's it's you know,
just you need, you need yourlicense, your debit card, your
credit card, and an insurance card. That's it cash and cash with the
part of the club gift card.But no one, what do you need
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a gift card for? That's aninteresting question. This will lead into our
next thing. But you finish yourpoint. How often are you going to
these places where you give the giftcards? Are going to one this weekend,
Tashi Station is gonna be an AwesomeCon. So you're not gonna accept
You think I could take a giftcard and use it at then let you
use You're gonna have the wallet withregard and I hope they won't. They're
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gonna be there too. Yeah.They have like a big setup. Um.
Yeah, I mean it's awesome.That's interesting. Cool thing. We're
going to awesome Con this weekend.It's the big like nerdy convention in dnv
No. There's a ton of otherones. There's Momo Con, there's everything's
all around here. Awesome CON's WalterYou Convention Center, which is dope.
It's always good time. Um.Going for a friend, Kevin. My
question, Eric is what's you're buyingat nothing? Because here's the thing.
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Nothing. Your son's coming with youand the last time I brought Max Awesome
got someone gave him a free Transformer, so hopefully we can get another free
action. Some random guys saw Maxand gave him a free good for him
blue. It was a Blue OptimistPrime from China or Japan whatever. But
it broke within like two seconds becauseit as old as hell and it was
like this big. It's very small, and so I hope nothing. I
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hope nothing. That kids said AwesomeCon Junior and Awesome Con. It's like
the kids section there. Okay,just let Max loose, Slim enjoy it.
He's not gonna leave my side.He's not gonna leave my set.
Okay, He's gonna be with methe whole time, you know, because
he doesn't like to be away fromDaddy. Now, if he sees a
Lego and you see a Lego,say what you're saying? We find in
the Death Star Lego at Awesome Con. Nope, you're gonna buy it?
Nope? And we're talking not thesuper exclusive one whatever one? Yeah?
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No, what about a Star DestroyLego? No? What about that Game
Boy Advance you've been looking for?No, you've been looking for that Game
Boy Advances? If it's fifty bucks. Maybe exactly. You get the shelf
for fifty bucks, We'll give youone button, you get a b um.
Now you're gonna flip side of coin. I know your weakness. What
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say that Funco pop day you want? We're talking a rock funko pop.
We're talking in you like your Transformerspops too, secretly, especially because you
know they have him out now forthe movie Rise of the Beast. You're
gonna buy? How many pops?You're limiting yourself too? Funko pops?
No? Two? Okay, Igot you one for you, one for
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Max? Right? Oh yeah,stopped in that wall is gonna be sky
high then the next week, isn'tit. I still haven't brought the ones
in from when I bought a Toshastation. Yeah, I should bring him.
Do you have a whole collection athome? I don't know about you
already. Are you keeping things fromme? You just have the five at
home? I just have the fivesix seven in my locker, and ifive
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at home, there's a locker hereat work. It's all funk pops and
oreos of himself that are in thelocker and his laptop that he uses once
in a blue moon. What doyou want for me? Man? I
got all the Funk Train and nowthose oreos are still good either yea,
he oh, I want, Imean there's I mean, I don't know
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if it's got a sticker on it, might want to buy my buy it.
Everything's gonna have a sticker on itwhen you're talking about like an exclusive
sticker or something like that. Yeah, everybody your star Lord one there for
like a cops like if it's likethirty Bucks Bom Marvel ones are the cop
ones with that for sure, ButI don't know an iron Man one,
Spidy a good iron Man one.Yeah, whether they got Miguel Harro are
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you definitely gonna have to get thatfrom Max. Oh, Spider Many.
He's been playing him a lot inFortnite. So maybe you guys should play
opened up the Venomized group that Ihad. He likes it. You should
play the I don't know if youcan play on Xbox one. There's a
bunch of Spider Man games that aren'tlike the one on PlayStation that you play
as Spider Man twenty ninety nine inthe game, like the actual game what
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do they call it, Like SpiderMan Webb Shadows and Shattered Dimensions one of
those. I don't remember they cameout on the switch. They came out
on three sixty, but I didn'tthink you play it on your Xbox.
He was playing because he has hisshoe Marvel. We have Lego Star Wars,
which he always been about. Hewants to get the the new Lego
racing car game. Oh yeah,it's it's it's pretty dope, actually,
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is it. Yeah, it's likethey kind of like took the mechanics from
Forts and put it Lego. Iisedit really says of right now. Who
knows who will continue on, butright now, I've heard good things about
it. I bought him Luigi's Mansionand he barely plays it, so I'm
a little say you're like, I'mgonna play it. I'll be a ghost
poster. But its horror. Yeah, that's said they would. Nintendo games,
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especially like single player games, theydon't have difficulty setting. So like
I'm playing Zelda now, it's allthe same difficulty the entire time. You
just get better armor or better things, but you can't like put it on
easy and get through the whole thing. Really Yeah, h oh crap,
I saw someone you guys put thatTikTok of that fifty five French fries.
Fifty five. I didn't get itwith a Zelda though, fifty five French
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fries. Remember the TikTok of theguy in the car, he tried to
do them. I think you shouldleave with Tim Robinson. Yeah. Yeah,
So the whole thing was there's thisglitch on the game. This is
like a crisis thing. We've talkedabout it. There too is um that
if you upload, if you updatethe game to its latest update, it
patches out the glitch that you couldduplicate any item five times, like within
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by just jumping. And so mymyself, More's brother Tommy, who has
the game, we have an updatedthe lays thing because that's how you like
kind of shoot the game a littlebit. But you can get issue one
without having to play a long asstime to get that stuff. Pretty much
like you have like five diamonds,you can duplicate it. So you get
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ten diamonds and twenty diamonds and twentyfive, you know, and they sell
all of them again for like tenthousand rupees and then you start with five
again and then duplicate it. Yeah, they still use upe. That's in
the first Elba the same thing,I mean, the same world. Um.
I was listening to one of ourcompatriots. They're making a Zelda movie
apparently, yes, so the coolthing is hasn't been like officially confirmed,
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but it's pretty much seeming like adone deal. Nintendo's partnering with Universal again
illumination the minions that made Start animated. They look like it'll be an animated
movie. Okay, good, Yeah, I'd rather Yeah. A lot of
people in the video game sphere likeI don't want that, but I think
it makes the most sense just forlike keep that world. And you also
can't find a link in a Zeldato look like a link. Everyone's like
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it would be Timothy Challam or TomHolland or like anyone else. Like,
uh, and the same things likewho are going to dress up as Gannon
and Gannendorff? Sorry, there's adifference, I get it. Uh.
We had this whole debate on thepodcast what do you called us out of?
Like Gannon and Gannondorf are two differentthings. Gannon is like the entity
the spirit of evil. Gannendorff wasone of his like bodies essentially, or
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is it get his representative? Iguess yeah, Jesus, sorry for listening
to crisis. I got you,babies. Let's get weird back, bring
it back to me. I don'tknow where am I who? But we
got one last thing before we getinto miss connections quick, miss connections,
because we've been talking a long time. Yeah we have is how do you
awkwardly avoid solicitators aka girl scout cookies, signing petition giving you money? How
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do you AWKU? We avoid itbecause Eric and I were in that situation.
Got five guys yesterday so that somehigh school youths. They were like
college guys. I don't know whatthey were, but they were walk around
with billboard clipboard clipboards, and youknow, like, I ain't going over
there. So instead of going outthe front where they were, we took
the back exit and way out.I think we took the bitch way out.
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But next time I think we shouldtake the front door and confront them
and be like, no, we'renot taking your stupid thing. But how
do you I mean do you say? I mean? I've always been just
I walk away. I never sayanything. Well serious, the thing,
the gurl scouts and the boy scouts, let's face it. Yeah, the
jobs they got online. I don'tneed to talk to you no more.
Hey, let's face it, evenif you don't get Max and Scouts actually
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probably scout age for like Tiger CubScouts. Now, um, they're not
doing anything to sell the popcorn.The parents are selling the popcorn and the
same day the cook the cookies.A little different. I know I sold
that popcorn. Yeah, but it'slike nowadays it's the parents mainly doing the
work where the kids goof around andlike, don't sit still for two minutes
so popcorn. Um. So normallywhen that happens, more or not,
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usually is at this one Walmart wego to. When you ever have to
get something from Walmart, we justgo through the garden entrance because they're not
buying a garden. You love toavoid people, dude, baby, I'll
go check out, then go allthe way back to the garden center.
Avoid all right. The next timenext time we see it, I'm gonna
go right to the front door.I'm like, nope, Now I'll meet
you about five minutes. When Igo through the garden. You come with
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me. Don't be a baby,I don't know anyway. Just act like
you don't speak English. Put yourphone on, or just don't look at
people hello, and something like don'tdon't make eye contact too. That's a
thing you don't do well. Ilove staring at you were a shot.
I mean, here's the Girl Scouts. What scares me? Put boards and
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cookies and popcorn apparently? Are youafraid you're to buy it all? No?
I don't. That's the thing.The other thing is too you can
buy the Girl Scout cookies in thestore too, or the knockoffs right there?
Yeah, Girls Scouts set up infront of the Aldies. We go
too. I'm like, I canget the thin Minte knockoff here in Aldie.
Why I got by your queer?Not the same thing cheaper though,
they're like two bucks cheaper. Comeon, maybe how cheap? Are you
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not? Are we going to allthe Also, I just don't like supporting
people if you're not supporting my causeI'm not supporting you. I know what
it's like. Your mom and dadare still in n cookies, And I
think that I might be because Iwas jaded in Boy Scouts, because my
brother and I would try and like, we would try to help. We
would go with our parents to theoffice and whatever do a lot of stuff,
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but there was always we would neverbe the top scout sellings, even
though we thought we did well becausea top Scout and ever choop got like
a free camp trip, so theysaved five hundred dollars every summer whatever.
And the top one was a guywhose mom worked as a telemarketer, so
on the side she was calling thepeople she was telemarketing to, having them
to do phone orders for their popcarding. No, this man's walking around
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with cool ass toys and a freecamp trip, and me and my brother
get like sister like a bomerang.Let it go, hoodie, you're an
a dull. Now you're almost thirtythirty year Who am I? Hell?
Old? Are you turn thirty thisyear? Baby? Yeah, you're about
to be a thirty year old.Man hasn't done from here, Yes,
keeps trying to point out I gotgreat here. I'm like, now,
girl, I was blonde, don'tbeat down eyeing me where now exactly it's
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blonde. She keep thinking it's greatbecause she's trying to get me. I'm
like, get out of here,kind of greeze a little bit blond,
baby, this weird patch right here, Like I do I don't have a
beard, so can't grow one becauseeveryone mocks me whenever I try to grow
on looking at you prime example,over there, we're gonna put almost over
there. That's all I can grow. What you know what, Let it
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grow, Let it grow, Letit grow. I can't now why I
got a photo shoot coming up likea month from now. We're not gonna
have that photos now. I'm talkingabout that about my engagement photo shoot working
out good timing. Oh okay,it's like within two weeks of each other.
All right. Then after the photoshoot, let it grow, Let
it grow. Go see if there'ssome like age helping miracle grow in your
face and put that in there,miracle grow. I don't know. For
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hymns. For hymns, some thatdoes this, No that also does this?
Does it do that? Yeah?I thought it just did this.
No, it doesn't do that.It does everything, does it? But
you know what also does it?All? Yeah? Baby, connections,
we're talking about real miss connections problemthe DMV. You only picked three because
you know we run a little long. That's okay, Eric, Wait hold
on, don't look at it kindof makes sure the orders right because I
(26:18):
want you to read the last oneright cool, all right, Eric,
you have the first one up.It's in Woodbridge, looking for fun Woodbridge.
Hello, black Man fifty seven one, looking for five five nine fun
with a six seven forty three ladyslash woman. I just moved to the
area. If you're interested, sendme a message and a little two to
one. What the numbers? Whatare these numbers? Six seven three?
(26:41):
Lad? Are you six seven andyou're age forty three? Or he wants
someone who's sixty seven and its fourfoot tall three inches, which is very
short. Yeah, that's weird man. No oh, but that's that's one.
That's that's in wood Hoodbridge right.Next one's in Ashburn, Ashburn.
The lady that I will have amisconnection with this week they must have a
(27:03):
phoenix side. Um. I'm asemi frequent traveler in this area. I
chatted some nice folks on here.Would like to find a woman that would
like to go out to dinner orcatch a movie in one loud in one
evening, maybe just hang out ifthat's all you're up, hit me up
if you're interested that. He definitelywants a hook up, not just dinner.
Any to get that for him islike right by one loud. This
is one louding. That is loud. That's why you say that one louding
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at one loud, one louding.Baby, you gonna hook up? You
get a firehouse up, go toAlmo draft House. Then get some ice
creaminal that's right there. Food rightthere and one loud go, one louding.
We support you. Let's go,Let's support us. That's the tagline.
Let's go, Let's go right Ericthe last one, God speed reading
(27:48):
this one who wants to have somefun today? For real? You really
think you can meet someone random localbabe to hang out with on here?
All you will find here are fakepost designed to your money, not locals
looking for active partners. Stop makingrooky mistakes and end up another victim.
(28:08):
Now for a little feel good news, I discovered a safe, secure spot
that still works at meeting locals,especially now with everyone stuck at him,
Oh, stuck at Oh, it'sstuck at him though I stuck at home.
It's called pussybuzz dot com and itclock full. Oh it's chock full
(28:32):
of girls and that get off onsharing and receiving naughty VIDs. Just type
the name pussybiz dot com in yourbrowser. You can't miss it. Go
see for yourself. You can thankme later. Have fun, be safe
and stay healthy everyone. Pussybiz dotcom, Washington as far as a way.
(28:57):
Dare you look at that website?What is it called? Again?
You tell me er dot com?Now look at the businesses we promoted this
weekind Episode one Loud and Awesome Conpussy biz dot Com. We're never going
to get sponsored. It's fine.That's why it's at the end of the
podcast, not at the beginning ormiddle. It's not loading. Oh so
(29:18):
a real website work sensors like nope, who maybe not point out the window
that's right by the studio? Ericsaved that took But anyway, that doesn't
for this week, let's get weird. We had it. We were all
over the place to say, that'sthe point of this podcast, right,
(29:41):
but hope you have a great week. You can follow me at Andrew Hoodie
with Hawai. You can follow Ericat mister Eric V. That's m R
E R I C K B.We'll be at Awesome Con. So if
you see us, shout us out, we'll take a photo of high five
you. Maybe we'll go shopping together. I'm not gonna buy anything, but
we can look. We can windowshop together, we can look around,
and we'll make Eric buy ten morefunk ball hit you and put him in
(30:03):
his one locker that's already overflowing.It's so full at putsybiz dot com.
But half a great week, Andalways remember it's okay to be weird.
I can't stand you. It gotweird, didn't it. Yeah,
You want to talk about that ifyou want, I don't you tell me?
Baby, help me. But hopefullyalready, because it's tide where it's
about to get weird. You're preparingfor it to get weird. Things are
gonna get weird. It's getting weird. I'm gonna get real weird. That's
garting weird. Let's get where?Where? Get Where? Are you ready
(00:24):
to get weird with Hoodie and Eric? I'm ready listening already because you're listening
to the hundred and forty third episodeof Let's Get Weird. My name's Huddy,
I'm Erica. Every week we cometogether to give you the weird stories
from our lives, our families,our friends, the states, the country,
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the globe, the universeiverse above theInternet. It's always a good time.
And we're gonna start with do youwant to talk about that thing?
It's up to you totally talking aboutEric has a. I have a hyperthier
apparently, but I don't have allthe symptoms of having a hyper thyroid.
Apparently. It's oily skin and somethingelse. But our tiredness, I'm like,
(01:07):
I'm always tired. I wake upbefore o'clock in the morning. Bitterness,
so I have to drive to uhBaltimore Johns Hopkins patient thing that would
get all just oun because if notthe one by me would have taken.
I would have been looking on Julyor whatever. And I was like,
let's get this done now. Soonce we're done, there's a problem.
I get. I appreciated hospital workers, but it's like, oh, you
(01:29):
want something fixed, Well you can'tget it looked at immediately. You know,
you gotta wait a couple of weeks. And I get it. Everyone's
appointments and all that good stuff.Yeah, but I'm thinking this is more.
I should have texted my sister becauseshe works through to you in there.
She worked with john Hopkins Hospital aswell. I should have been like,
hey, can I just come toyour hospital and you just do it
for me? That's my brother andI do that all the time. Our
mom would like because when she usedto work in office for a pia pedutrician,
(01:53):
she would get us in for allthe shots and everything or early we'd
skip the lines on everything. Youtake care of her hoods. You know.
She got to the both of themreal men, real men. Bars,
You guys are real men. Becausemy brother is engaged, you know,
and are you mad about his engagement? Wow? Was everyone assuming I'm
mad that he got engaged because heone uped you. He didn't want up
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me, he just did it differently. I like my proposal. I love
you guys. I think you guysare great men. But he definitely wan
uped you a little bit. Imean, here's the thing. He spent
money on a photographer. I didnot. Yeah he had somebody, Yeah,
he paid someone, yeah yeah yeah, but those pictures were fired Yeah,
because it was a professional ass photographer. Pictures were fired too. London.
(02:38):
It has been like four hundred bucksto get a professional photographer. Fronce
is it's it's frown. I don'tknow. I've never been, so you
know what I've been. We're watchinglately Anthony Anthony Boordane's partner known. You
should watch Stanley Tucci's Italy Thing becauseit's essentially Anthony Bourdane. But Danley Tucci
(03:00):
was a second season, a secondseason. He's great, but all that
he stays the tugis is the product. Devil wors product. I think of
the dad from Easy the A thedad. He was so sarcastic and funny.
But no, I was watching yesterday. One of the episodes from season
one was they were in Quebec GaGadback mountrealka back so frank, yeah,
(03:25):
but I mean my brother's engaged proposedhis girlfriend. They've been dating for ten
years. I surprised me yesterday atthe airport, which was fun. Did
you find everything at the hegante ordid you to go? I went to
a different Giant and that work thathad everything. The one he didn't have
balloons, And I asked to waslike, hey, do you have congrats
balloons? She's like she's like pointedat the one the bottle, was like
(03:49):
yeah, but like I need onefor like my my brother got engaged.
She's like graduation. I was like, no, engage and like she's like,
no, we don't have any.I definitely feel like she did.
She just didn't want to get it. She didn't. You just were,
oh my, you should be like, know a congratulations. I told her,
yeah, she's getty engaged. Likeshe went through the little spindle thing.
I was like, no, butthey eat. I knew she had
(04:10):
a little drawer. That's probably whereshe puts all the extra ones. It's
okay. The Giant like right bymy house, had it, so it
was great that went to the airportright after. It was good to walk
Teddy, right, yes, walkTeddy went to Dullas right after, did
that terminal parking right there with sixbucks an hour. And let me tell
you thought, this is a thingbetween me and you when people when we
go to a movie screening, sometimespeople don't know how to use those pay
(04:30):
the park machines. Huh. Itwas even worse than Dullas. Oh it's
so bad. I'm like, comeon, let's go to put the thing
in and go. Nope, theydon't know how to do it. It's
like fifteen minutes waiting in line toget out, and there's like ten at
Dullas. It's sneaky because there's tentogether and there's one like on the side
by itself that like if you don'tpay attention, you would never see it.
(04:51):
But I saw it. I waslike, I can't get over there,
it's too far away. Yeah.No, I'm in a dolls in
years, I'm gonna be line outof b W Y would I go to
put Southwest? What are you doing? I think Southwest is a director.
Are you're going to like Miami?Then? Punt? I only do direct
flights. I don't know, goesdirect to punt Yeah, that's good for
(05:14):
you. Then it's only a threehour flight really from Baltimore to Puntakana to
three and a half hour flight.It takes like two hours to get to
Orlando. It takes two hours.Yeah flat, Yeah he's not. Yeah,
to Orlando it's like an hour offorty and then it's the twenty minutes
to get off the plane. Yeah, it's like three hours. It's like
three hours ago. I don't know. Well, if you are, if
you're doing Southwest, and we've talkedabout this on your morning show, you
(05:36):
can change the rate and if it'scheaper, you can get a cheaper flight
out of it. Wow, sorttravel planner, Well yeah, we use
you can do so you don't havelike the actual like take it on Southwest.
I don't know. I don't know. She should look it up because
more and I say, forty buckson our flight to Disney in September because
the flight was cheaper one day andwe got there. Yeah wow, yeah,
(05:59):
three hours and fifty minutes. Okay, see that's four hours, just
three hours by time to get ours. You know, it's only three hours.
I was upset up my brother becausethey took the same flight back from
Europe and they flew out of Irelandand airline gets back and their flight was
an hour ahead of time. Theywere yeah. I was like, our
our flight was two hours behind time. I didn't know what happened there,
(06:21):
but okay, why I don't know, I'll say he texted me the wrong
time. But then, god,I'm smart, and I looked up his
flight number before I got there,because what time when you have gotten there?
And he was like, oh,we land at four. I got
there like two thirty because I lookedit up. And he was like,
he texted me, got the plane. I'm sorry you might miss us because
I texted me the wrong times.I'm already here, bitch. God,
(06:42):
you're such an one upper? Areyou both are one? I'm not a
one upper. I knew here beon time. I'm gonna go on timer.
Baby, I'm here on time early. Sometimes you are on time.
I come in. When I comein, you know, this morning,
my back spats the crap out ofme. This morning. Oh my god,
I thought I was gonna be ableto get back, like I ain't
gonna worring. No, I laidon my bed to the day weird o.
My stomach and I had my armsover the beds that it was dangling.
(07:06):
And my back just seized up onme last night yesterday, So all
day yesterday and today it was itwas seizing those Oh it's all. Well,
you know what I did yesterday?I thinned my wallet out for you.
It is about four cards thinner.No, it's still that's this thing
is still huge, you know.I like it. Here, cards,
(07:28):
gift cards, that's my insurance cards. Any we have newer ones? No,
those the newest ones I have.No, that's not the newest one
I have. That's the newest oneI have. How do you not have
that little card card? It's anactual card. That's what I got.
That's what they gave me. WhatI need that actually for my Disney trip.
What is it? That's my keyto get back into the hotel.
I can use the same key.I need to give it to Morris so
(07:50):
she can get places I cannot withyou what and then I got you know
what I got in here because wheneveryou decide randomly to go back here one
day, I have gift cards thetaxi station ready to go, because I
know my ass if I don't haveit in my wallet wallets, wallet,
Okay, So this is how Ido things. I have a little clip
wallet card holder with a clip thatI keep on me or I And then
(08:15):
in my car, I have mydad's old wallet from back in the day
that has old gift cards, oldcredit cards, and cash for emergencies.
I leave that in the I needmy EGO card point every time. That's
um. And then yeah, yougot the two wallets, one to keep
all the junk and one to keepthe necessity. Yeah, well I did,
(08:37):
so I got rid of I finallylet go of my Washington Light driver's
license. I really liked it alot. It was a great photos in
color, had a Christmas tree onit. It expired this year. So
I finally put in the spare wat. I have all my spare wallet.
Doesn't matter. Did you throw itaway? Yeah? I cut it.
Why it worked anything anymore? Nowkeep it? And then you might think
this is junk. But these areall little tiny messages. More said.
(09:00):
When we were we were courting eachother, you know, we're like,
oh I like you, Oh no, you like me? And then eventually
led to the I love Andrew onewith a smile face, you know,
So I keep those as remind us, and I also have let's see what
we've gotten here. We're just goingdeep dive in my wallet. Let's see
what we got. Lucky penny.I always gotta have a lucky penny.
My grandma gave me this. Thisis a a traveler's prayer. I don't
(09:24):
know why, but I feel likeif I get rid of it, I
feel like she would know. Thenyou put in this singer wallet? But
did you guys more like the textconversation we had yesterday? We talked about
this in the show, Yes thatdid she really want that water? She
want to skinny your one? Hegot bought me this wallet. So the
whole thing is Eric is upset.My wallet's so big. It's bigger it
was yesterday, bigger than John's,pretty equal to John's. Now. Oh,
I also kept this to my college. I d throw that away,
(09:48):
hoodie, but I need my collegediscounts. Where at the movie theater you
can barely even see your face.On that point, I'm like, oh,
yeah, that's a guy that lookslike a sorry loo. With all
the free movies we get to see, what movies are you going to go
buy. I gotta go watch acrossthe Spider Verse this weekend. Man,
Saturday, I'm gonna busy eyes.No, I haven't had time. I
thought you saw it last week.You've seen it this weekend by yourself,
(10:11):
with more by myself. Weren't youtoday? I have to work today.
I have to do some work stuff. Okay, you know, but anyway,
impressed that I haven't spoiled it foryou. No one's really spoiled Kevin
either hasn't spoiled it to me,which I'm surprised, but I mean,
I got what four days to go. But back to the wallet. The
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main thing why I have mine,and it's not the money clip ish type
wallet, is because more about me. This to replace my old crappy wallet.
She bought me this for an anniversaryor Christmas, so I can't get
rid of it until it's broken.No, or you say to her,
hey, moura, I'm thinking ofdownsizing my wallet size. Helped me pick
(10:52):
out a new one, and thereyou go. Here's the thing, though,
if I say that, she'll thinkI don't like this one. No,
honey, you're telling you right now. A thousand percent podcast is our
first phone guest thousand percent. Inow keep going with the argument. I
think that if you say to her, hey, I want to downsize.
(11:13):
I need your help and helping mefigure out which one to downsize too,
you're in the clear, sweetie,just saying I mean we'll find out hopefully.
Hi. This is is Andrew Hoodiewith the Let's Get Weird podcast.
Can we can record to you?Is that? Okay? What are you
going to ask me about? Well, we're gonna record he is that?
Okay? Okay, okay. Sowe're in a conundrum. If you've noticed
(11:35):
on your morning show we had thiswhole wallet debate yesterday, it's okay if
you didn't pay attention yesterday at all. Now, Eric says I should get
rid of the wallet that you giveit. Hold on, I don't get
rid of I think he needs adownsize and get a slimmer wallet, mora.
And you should help him get aslimmer one, okay, and get
a smaller one, not that giantAdampa thing that you bought him, because
(11:58):
him and John have the biggest walletsI've ever seen in my life on adult
men. Yeah, it is prettyAlso, I'm pretty sure I got that
for him, like I don't know, like six six years ago, yeah,
yeah, and I've still still hellSo then so Maura, you find
him a money a card holder witha clip for money, and he can
(12:20):
get rid of all these dumb cardsthat he has, or he can leave
those in his car as a backup. Okay, I did see the picture.
I do think your wallet is alittle bit too slim Americ. I
feel like there's not you're too slim, but you don't need is a little
too bulky. Not everything that hehas used to be in there exactly.
(12:41):
And that's why you got to slimdown and be a little micro managing a
little more, you know, inbetween both of your wallet. It's like,
yes, it should be a littleslimmer. But like I said,
I don't know about you, right, but if you give, if you
give, if you give Andrew oneof the ones that open, he's gonna
keep making it big. That's whyyou got to go small more. I
just want to ask you a question. Do you still have your college id
(13:03):
for Mason Stone? Actually, seewe both have it. We want discount
movie nights. You can barely readit anymore. It's so like old that
the picture and all that basically rob. Yeah, you know, you know
what outfit More is wearing in hercollege id too. Wow, she's wearing
that pink shirt that's got weird patterns. She doesn't wear anymore on it's right,
(13:30):
damn it. I know. Yeah, I don't remember what you're wearing.
I can tell you what More iswearing right now. Fancy top for
working and either shorts or sweatpants rightnow. You don't have to call me.
I love you, thank you,bye, thank you more See,
(13:52):
I know I know my woman.But she said it was okay to get
a new wallet. So there yougo. Seventy six dollars for a Ridge
wallet's kind of okay, or threehundred dollars for a Louis breathing a ninety
five for two Because I went downthe wallet rabbit hole yesterday, So you
did, Yes, I was lookingat Cardier, I was looking at Louis.
(14:15):
I was looking at Toomey. Iwas looking at who else? Yeah,
those three brands Amazon. I didlook at Amazon discount brand. I
don't know what it was like,w R I X Amazon. I don't
know what that is. But surealways only something that's it's it's you know,
just you need, you need yourlicense, your debit card, your
credit card, and an insurance card. That's it cash and cash with the
part of the club gift card.But no one, what do you need
(14:39):
a gift card for? That's aninteresting question. This will lead into our
next thing. But you finish yourpoint. How often are you going to
these places where you give the giftcards? Are going to one this weekend,
Tashi Station is gonna be an AwesomeCon. So you're not gonna accept
You think I could take a giftcard and use it at then let you
use You're gonna have the wallet withregard and I hope they won't. They're
(15:03):
gonna be there too. Yeah.They have like a big setup. Um.
Yeah, I mean it's awesome.That's interesting. Cool thing. We're
going to awesome Con this weekend.It's the big like nerdy convention in dnv
No. There's a ton of otherones. There's Momo Con, there's everything's
all around here. Awesome CON's WalterYou Convention Center, which is dope.
It's always good time. Um.Going for a friend, Kevin. My
question, Eric is what's you're buyingat nothing? Because here's the thing.
(15:26):
Nothing. Your son's coming with youand the last time I brought Max Awesome
got someone gave him a free Transformer, so hopefully we can get another free
action. Some random guys saw Maxand gave him a free good for him
blue. It was a Blue OptimistPrime from China or Japan whatever. But
it broke within like two seconds becauseit as old as hell and it was
like this big. It's very small, and so I hope nothing. I
(15:48):
hope nothing. That kids said AwesomeCon Junior and Awesome Con. It's like
the kids section there. Okay,just let Max loose, Slim enjoy it.
He's not gonna leave my side.He's not gonna leave my set.
Okay, He's gonna be with methe whole time, you know, because
he doesn't like to be away fromDaddy. Now, if he sees a
Lego and you see a Lego,say what you're saying? We find in
the Death Star Lego at Awesome Con. Nope, you're gonna buy it?
Nope? And we're talking not thesuper exclusive one whatever one? Yeah?
(16:14):
No, what about a Star DestroyLego? No? What about that Game
Boy Advance you've been looking for?No, you've been looking for that Game
Boy Advances? If it's fifty bucks. Maybe exactly. You get the shelf
for fifty bucks, We'll give youone button, you get a b um.
Now you're gonna flip side of coin. I know your weakness. What
(16:38):
say that Funco pop day you want? We're talking a rock funko pop.
We're talking in you like your Transformerspops too, secretly, especially because you
know they have him out now forthe movie Rise of the Beast. You're
gonna buy? How many pops?You're limiting yourself too? Funko pops?
No? Two? Okay, Igot you one for you, one for
(16:59):
Max? Right? Oh yeah,stopped in that wall is gonna be sky
high then the next week, isn'tit. I still haven't brought the ones
in from when I bought a Toshastation. Yeah, I should bring him.
Do you have a whole collection athome? I don't know about you
already. Are you keeping things fromme? You just have the five at
home? I just have the fivesix seven in my locker, and ifive
(17:22):
at home, there's a locker hereat work. It's all funk pops and
oreos of himself that are in thelocker and his laptop that he uses once
in a blue moon. What doyou want for me? Man? I
got all the Funk Train and nowthose oreos are still good either yea,
he oh, I want, Imean there's I mean, I don't know
(17:45):
if it's got a sticker on it, might want to buy my buy it.
Everything's gonna have a sticker on itwhen you're talking about like an exclusive
sticker or something like that. Yeah, everybody your star Lord one there for
like a cops like if it's likethirty Bucks Bom Marvel ones are the cop
ones with that for sure, ButI don't know an iron Man one,
Spidy a good iron Man one.Yeah, whether they got Miguel Harro are
(18:08):
you definitely gonna have to get thatfrom Max. Oh, Spider Many.
He's been playing him a lot inFortnite. So maybe you guys should play
opened up the Venomized group that Ihad. He likes it. You should
play the I don't know if youcan play on Xbox one. There's a
bunch of Spider Man games that aren'tlike the one on PlayStation that you play
as Spider Man twenty ninety nine inthe game, like the actual game what
(18:32):
do they call it, Like SpiderMan Webb Shadows and Shattered Dimensions one of
those. I don't remember they cameout on the switch. They came out
on three sixty, but I didn'tthink you play it on your Xbox.
He was playing because he has hisshoe Marvel. We have Lego Star Wars,
which he always been about. Hewants to get the the new Lego
racing car game. Oh yeah,it's it's it's pretty dope, actually,
(18:53):
is it. Yeah, it's likethey kind of like took the mechanics from
Forts and put it Lego. Iisedit really says of right now. Who
knows who will continue on, butright now, I've heard good things about
it. I bought him Luigi's Mansionand he barely plays it, so I'm
a little say you're like, I'mgonna play it. I'll be a ghost
poster. But its horror. Yeah, that's said they would. Nintendo games,
(19:14):
especially like single player games, theydon't have difficulty setting. So like
I'm playing Zelda now, it's allthe same difficulty the entire time. You
just get better armor or better things, but you can't like put it on
easy and get through the whole thing. Really Yeah, h oh crap,
I saw someone you guys put thatTikTok of that fifty five French fries.
Fifty five. I didn't get itwith a Zelda though, fifty five French
(19:34):
fries. Remember the TikTok of theguy in the car, he tried to
do them. I think you shouldleave with Tim Robinson. Yeah. Yeah,
So the whole thing was there's thisglitch on the game. This is
like a crisis thing. We've talkedabout it. There too is um that
if you upload, if you updatethe game to its latest update, it
patches out the glitch that you couldduplicate any item five times, like within
(19:56):
by just jumping. And so mymyself, More's brother Tommy, who has
the game, we have an updatedthe lays thing because that's how you like
kind of shoot the game a littlebit. But you can get issue one
without having to play a long asstime to get that stuff. Pretty much
like you have like five diamonds,you can duplicate it. So you get
(20:17):
ten diamonds and twenty diamonds and twentyfive, you know, and they sell
all of them again for like tenthousand rupees and then you start with five
again and then duplicate it. Yeah, they still use upe. That's in
the first Elba the same thing,I mean, the same world. Um.
I was listening to one of ourcompatriots. They're making a Zelda movie
apparently, yes, so the coolthing is hasn't been like officially confirmed,
(20:40):
but it's pretty much seeming like adone deal. Nintendo's partnering with Universal again
illumination the minions that made Start animated. They look like it'll be an animated
movie. Okay, good, Yeah, I'd rather Yeah. A lot of
people in the video game sphere likeI don't want that, but I think
it makes the most sense just forlike keep that world. And you also
can't find a link in a Zeldato look like a link. Everyone's like
(21:03):
it would be Timothy Challam or TomHolland or like anyone else. Like,
uh, and the same things likewho are going to dress up as Gannon
and Gannendorff? Sorry, there's adifference, I get it. Uh.
We had this whole debate on thepodcast what do you called us out of?
Like Gannon and Gannondorf are two differentthings. Gannon is like the entity
the spirit of evil. Gannendorff wasone of his like bodies essentially, or
(21:26):
is it get his representative? Iguess yeah, Jesus, sorry for listening
to crisis. I got you,babies. Let's get weird back, bring
it back to me. I don'tknow where am I who? But we
got one last thing before we getinto miss connections quick, miss connections,
because we've been talking a long time. Yeah we have is how do you
awkwardly avoid solicitators aka girl scout cookies, signing petition giving you money? How
(21:51):
do you AWKU? We avoid itbecause Eric and I were in that situation.
Got five guys yesterday so that somehigh school youths. They were like
college guys. I don't know whatthey were, but they were walk around
with billboard clipboard clipboards, and youknow, like, I ain't going over
there. So instead of going outthe front where they were, we took
the back exit and way out.I think we took the bitch way out.
(22:11):
But next time I think we shouldtake the front door and confront them
and be like, no, we'renot taking your stupid thing. But how
do you I mean do you say? I mean? I've always been just
I walk away. I never sayanything. Well serious, the thing,
the gurl scouts and the boy scouts, let's face it. Yeah, the
jobs they got online. I don'tneed to talk to you no more.
Hey, let's face it, evenif you don't get Max and Scouts actually
(22:33):
probably scout age for like Tiger CubScouts. Now, um, they're not
doing anything to sell the popcorn.The parents are selling the popcorn and the
same day the cook the cookies.A little different. I know I sold
that popcorn. Yeah, but it'slike nowadays it's the parents mainly doing the
work where the kids goof around andlike, don't sit still for two minutes
so popcorn. Um. So normallywhen that happens, more or not,
(22:56):
usually is at this one Walmart wego to. When you ever have to
get something from Walmart, we justgo through the garden entrance because they're not
buying a garden. You love toavoid people, dude, baby, I'll
go check out, then go allthe way back to the garden center.
Avoid all right. The next timenext time we see it, I'm gonna
go right to the front door.I'm like, nope, Now I'll meet
you about five minutes. When Igo through the garden. You come with
(23:18):
me. Don't be a baby,I don't know anyway. Just act like
you don't speak English. Put yourphone on, or just don't look at
people hello, and something like don'tdon't make eye contact too. That's a
thing you don't do well. Ilove staring at you were a shot.
I mean, here's the Girl Scouts. What scares me? Put boards and
(23:41):
cookies and popcorn apparently? Are youafraid you're to buy it all? No?
I don't. That's the thing.The other thing is too you can
buy the Girl Scout cookies in thestore too, or the knockoffs right there?
Yeah, Girls Scouts set up infront of the Aldies. We go
too. I'm like, I canget the thin Minte knockoff here in Aldie.
Why I got by your queer?Not the same thing cheaper though,
they're like two bucks cheaper. Comeon, maybe how cheap? Are you
(24:02):
not? Are we going to allthe Also, I just don't like supporting
people if you're not supporting my causeI'm not supporting you. I know what
it's like. Your mom and dadare still in n cookies, And I
think that I might be because Iwas jaded in Boy Scouts, because my
brother and I would try and like, we would try to help. We
would go with our parents to theoffice and whatever do a lot of stuff,
(24:25):
but there was always we would neverbe the top scout sellings, even
though we thought we did well becausea top Scout and ever choop got like
a free camp trip, so theysaved five hundred dollars every summer whatever.
And the top one was a guywhose mom worked as a telemarketer, so
on the side she was calling thepeople she was telemarketing to, having them
to do phone orders for their popcarding. No, this man's walking around
(24:49):
with cool ass toys and a freecamp trip, and me and my brother
get like sister like a bomerang.Let it go, hoodie, you're an
a dull. Now you're almost thirtythirty year Who am I? Hell?
Old? Are you turn thirty thisyear? Baby? Yeah, you're about
to be a thirty year old.Man hasn't done from here, Yes,
keeps trying to point out I gotgreat here. I'm like, now,
girl, I was blonde, don'tbeat down eyeing me where now exactly it's
(25:11):
blonde. She keep thinking it's greatbecause she's trying to get me. I'm
like, get out of here,kind of greeze a little bit blond,
baby, this weird patch right here, Like I do I don't have a
beard, so can't grow one becauseeveryone mocks me whenever I try to grow
on looking at you prime example,over there, we're gonna put almost over
there. That's all I can grow. What you know what, Let it
(25:33):
grow, Let it grow, Letit grow. I can't now why I
got a photo shoot coming up likea month from now. We're not gonna
have that photos now. I'm talkingabout that about my engagement photo shoot working
out good timing. Oh okay,it's like within two weeks of each other.
All right. Then after the photoshoot, let it grow, Let
it grow. Go see if there'ssome like age helping miracle grow in your
face and put that in there,miracle grow. I don't know. For
(25:56):
hymns. For hymns, some thatdoes this, No that also does this?
Does it do that? Yeah?I thought it just did this.
No, it doesn't do that.It does everything, does it? But
you know what also does it?All? Yeah? Baby, connections,
we're talking about real miss connections problemthe DMV. You only picked three because
you know we run a little long. That's okay, Eric, Wait hold
on, don't look at it kindof makes sure the orders right because I
(26:18):
want you to read the last oneright cool, all right, Eric,
you have the first one up.It's in Woodbridge, looking for fun Woodbridge.
Hello, black Man fifty seven one, looking for five five nine fun
with a six seven forty three ladyslash woman. I just moved to the
area. If you're interested, sendme a message and a little two to
one. What the numbers? Whatare these numbers? Six seven three?
(26:41):
Lad? Are you six seven andyou're age forty three? Or he wants
someone who's sixty seven and its fourfoot tall three inches, which is very
short. Yeah, that's weird man. No oh, but that's that's one.
That's that's in wood Hoodbridge right.Next one's in Ashburn, Ashburn.
The lady that I will have amisconnection with this week they must have a
(27:03):
phoenix side. Um. I'm asemi frequent traveler in this area. I
chatted some nice folks on here.Would like to find a woman that would
like to go out to dinner orcatch a movie in one loud in one
evening, maybe just hang out ifthat's all you're up, hit me up
if you're interested that. He definitelywants a hook up, not just dinner.
Any to get that for him islike right by one loud. This
is one louding. That is loud. That's why you say that one louding
(27:27):
at one loud, one louding.Baby, you gonna hook up? You
get a firehouse up, go toAlmo draft House. Then get some ice
creaminal that's right there. Food rightthere and one loud go, one louding.
We support you. Let's go,Let's support us. That's the tagline.
Let's go, Let's go right Ericthe last one, God speed reading
(27:48):
this one who wants to have somefun today? For real? You really
think you can meet someone random localbabe to hang out with on here?
All you will find here are fakepost designed to your money, not locals
looking for active partners. Stop makingrooky mistakes and end up another victim.
(28:08):
Now for a little feel good news, I discovered a safe, secure spot
that still works at meeting locals,especially now with everyone stuck at him,
Oh, stuck at Oh, it'sstuck at him though I stuck at home.
It's called pussybuzz dot com and itclock full. Oh it's chock full
(28:32):
of girls and that get off onsharing and receiving naughty VIDs. Just type
the name pussybiz dot com in yourbrowser. You can't miss it. Go
see for yourself. You can thankme later. Have fun, be safe
and stay healthy everyone. Pussybiz dotcom, Washington as far as a way.
(28:57):
Dare you look at that website?What is it called? Again?
You tell me er dot com?Now look at the businesses we promoted this
weekind Episode one Loud and Awesome Conpussy biz dot Com. We're never going
to get sponsored. It's fine.That's why it's at the end of the
podcast, not at the beginning ormiddle. It's not loading. Oh so
(29:18):
a real website work sensors like nope, who maybe not point out the window
that's right by the studio? Ericsaved that took But anyway, that doesn't
for this week, let's get weird. We had it. We were all
over the place to say, that'sthe point of this podcast, right,
(29:41):
but hope you have a great week. You can follow me at Andrew Hoodie
with Hawai. You can follow Ericat mister Eric V. That's m R
E R I C K B.We'll be at Awesome Con. So if
you see us, shout us out, we'll take a photo of high five
you. Maybe we'll go shopping together. I'm not gonna buy anything, but
we can look. We can windowshop together, we can look around,
and we'll make Eric buy ten morefunk ball hit you and put him in
(30:03):
his one locker that's already overflowing.It's so full at putsybiz dot com.
But half a great week, Andalways remember it's okay to be weird.
I can't stand you. It gotweird, didn't it. Yeah,
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