May 2, 2023 • 21 mins
Can Hoody convince Erick to buy random Amazon products based on just the image? Join Hoody and Erick as we we play a new game called "Amazon Roulette" and also try to figure out if we'd be good neighbors or not if Hoody moved to where Erick lives! Plus even more real Missed Connections from the DMV! All that and more in this week's Let's Get Weird!
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I'm not gonna lie. You pulledoff that helmet pretty well. I'm not
gonna lie. Or you look grantedX wing baby, sure and only like
porkins. No, you look great. You look like Biggs. You remember
Biggs? I don't remember Bigs.Hopefully you do. Because it's sad to
get weird. It's about to getweird. He's prepared for it to get
weirds are gonna get weird. It'sgetting weird. I'm gonna get real weird
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with it. That's getting weird.Let's get where? Where getting where?
Are you ready to get weird?With Hoodie and Erica listening already? Because
you're listening to the hundred and thirtyain't episode of Let's Get Weird? And
it's not Star Wars Day, butHoodie, it is Star Stars Week,
(00:47):
baby, And you know what I'mheaving. Did I send you that TikTok?
Sorry TikTok? Did I send youthat one that I that I saw
the other day? Or no?Was it the one with the one I
was telling you about how I sawthe shirt? And I want to know.
I want it and I can't findit. I'm gonna pivot and you
know what I'm gonna have a gameright off the bat for us to play.
Can you name the character Kevin,You're not Kevin, You're Eric's all
(01:07):
right, No, I can't namethe character. I can name the characters.
The characters, all right. We'llget to that in a little bit.
But my name's somebody. My nameis Eric. And every week we
come together to give you the weirdstars from our lives. The world,
Montgomery County, the universe is specificallyMontgomery County, the universe, the skies
above, and we have a goodold time. Last week, you know,
(01:30):
we had a good time just talkingabout the lives, talking about me
giving up the Funko chase. Haveyou though? I think so. I'm
not gonna lie. I went toan antique shop though this weekend. Wait,
and I was very tempted to buya fun Wait wait, wait wait.
I saw one on TikTok. Idon't know if it was real old
(01:52):
or new. M uh Amazon,Yeah, have you seen this one?
The funkom was on exclusive of Asoka. Oh yeah, that one's been that's
been a thing goes in and out. Yeah, it's Asoka Tano from Star
Wars Rebels. I would bring you, brought you back into It looks nice,
(02:12):
though the so on look is probablythe nicest, Like Funco to like
animation to live action, it's hadum. But so I was at a
wedding this weekend. More I waslike in the wedding, so like for
five hours, I had random freetime in in Cold Pepper area to myself.
So I went Antiqui and they hada Harry Potter Funco Pop that was
him in the sorting hat. Itwas cool, it was cute, and
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I was like, that was aperfect Halloween thing. I bought it and
I was like, you know,and I said to myself, we said
this week we weren't buying any moreFunco pop. So I did put it
back that close, So that whydid you put it back? Because I
was like, I'm gonna be hyperhyper hypocrite, hypocrite, hypocrite. Come
here on, let's get weird thisTuesday talking about how I got a Harry
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Potter Funcle Pop. Are you goingto be hypocrite orre you just gonna you'd
be like Eric, like I wantto get the too. I mean,
you're not wrong, You're not wrong. And you know what I forgot today
because I was so tired I forgotthe Super Mario Bros. Movie to bring
it. So, Eric, didyou get delivered both our copies of the
Super Wait, super Mario Bros.The movie, which is the different is
the one from the nineties. TheSuper Mario Bros. Movie is the one
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from this with John Nickazamo and whois Mario with Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins,
who's also in Who Frame Roger RobMe oh Sis. He's in a
bunch of other movies too. Butyeah, and it came earlier than was
supposed to say on Amazon. Itjust showed up on a Friday. But
it's not like surprised. You're like, oh, yeah, I'll be here
in two weeks. And it comeshere like two days, Like what happened?
And I totally forgot about two peoplecanceled the orders? What the hell?
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You know what I'm saying. Ifound there's a store in Culpepper,
Maryland that is an Amazon. There'sa Culpepper, Maryland too. Yes,
Maryland and Virginia just copied each other. Yeah right, I don't know.
But there's like an Amazon. Youknow those those Amazon stores where they have
all those boxes returned items and youjust go and bins and go that's weird.
Yeah, there's one around here.We should go do it. Like
how far is that? I don'tlike? I find it again because there's
(04:06):
again another tik tach. You coulddo that next week if I love these
tic tachs, man, that'll befun. Because but here's the thing,
Like you see what's in the boxes, you just grab whatever the boxes and
you can't open the box. Isone of those things where like it's line
and you're racing against the Yes,I don't know like that. I don't
like that. They're rushed. Thenyou get stuff you don't want. But
everything's eight bucks no matter what thesize of the boxes. And the girl
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and the one video that they they'vegot a pair of um air pods,
actual AirPods, actual AirPods. Wellthe box, look at actual air pods.
Know what it was? Could belike a third party, could be
cocaine, for all we know,cocaine. Cocaine made it look like air
pods. Here's the thing. Ionly know what cocaine looks like thanks to
secession. They barely does it allseason two. You know, I'll catch
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it up season two. I gotthrough the I'm trying to make the episode
of Holly Hunter from the mom fromAlasta Girl, the voice of Alasta Girl.
Yeah, and that was an episodewhere they're in the lockdown. M
I was like, oh, Iwas skeptical of that security guard that was
in that room with them, right. I was like, I got all
right, I don't know that guy. He might be a bad guy.
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Good time. I was like,we're getting some degrassy level issue right here
at Secession. Can I can Isay something I brought a Secession. I
don't want to finish it, likeI don't want to apisode, but I
don't want to finish it like Idon't want to watch the new episodes that
end the series because I love theshow so much that I don't want it
to end. I had someone podcastI listened to made a reference to Secession.
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I was like, I get thesenow, I understand what they're talking
about. I love it, um, But yeah, Secession has been good.
I watched three episodes that and ANTIQUIall waiting to go to the Sucked
In and Succession. It's also agood show to like, you don't need
to that's it. You can onehundred percent pay attention. But I was
like doing something at the same timeand you still understand what's going on because
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it's not like action. It's justtalking, right, But it's also like
it's a it's a modern day Gameof Thrones. We're like, you know,
what's Romulus Roman? What do youwant? And the guy from Oh
you didn't watch that show number whichshow? Uh not? It's not shrinking?
Yeah, but you know what's hisface is also in that Matthew McConaughey
movie was guy Ritchie what the gentlemanKendall Kendall. Yeah, he's the he's
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the mean guy Frog Might hisstic guysor whatever. Adams Severance, the guy
one of the guys from Severance is, uh, what's Severance? Where is
this guy? Oh? The HBOmovie TV show one of the like sidekicks.
I guess you could say on thathe's on secession, like, oh,
this is the path he got tolike get in a side like a
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main side character role. Yeah.Yeah, it's good, good times,
good time. You know, it'salso good times. We might live with
each other, not with each other, but next to each other. So
Eric has really tempted me, mainlyto get more to convince her to live
next to Eric and his complex,and so yesterday I brought the packets tomorrow
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of info and it's on the docket. But she needs to tour the place
first. That's fine, I'll giveyou a tour. Here's the thing.
I was like, Oh, wecould just go to Eric's place and you're
because I mean you live there,yeah, and go inside, and she's
like, no, but I wantto see the place. I'm like,
but we just need we don't needto do a tour. Tour apartment.
Go check it out, Go checkit out. Be neighbors, come on
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by. The only problem is there'sno pool, which at this point like
it's like, but we got apool. Oh, yes, we did.
We do have access, and I'mfriends with them now exactly, so
we got something. You're just going, Hey, I'm going over to so
and So's house. You gonna comewith Yeah, like we live with each
other, it's fine, So couldwe carp I don't want to carp it
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with you in the morning because Iwant to get to get her earlier.
Yeah, I don't want to gether earlier, or I'd get here later.
And then the showing, the showingcops on. So the only thing
we're debating now is price versus location. So it's interesting dilemma we're doing.
Now, Yeah, go out fartherto live cheaper. Yep, does that
think? Well, it's really gonnalike Potomac Yards area right now, there's
Potomac Yards like Arlington, Alexandria,that area. I don't know what that
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area is spread by, like Reagan, sort of by Reagan, but on
Crystal City is but the oh theVirginia's why they called Potomac Yards. That's
what the the properties called blank PotomacYards. That's so dumb. I think,
did it not called Crystal City anymore? Then? I think that.
I think that's like the neighborhood ofCrystal Crystal City has got isn't it getting
changed when they build the Amazon thing? Thought some more kind of wants to
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move into that place before Amazon.I mean, I don't know if Amazon's
fully they're not at this they're buildingthat. It seems like it's been forever
since the Amazon was going to CrystalCity. Um, there's I don't really
need to know. With a stripclosed city. It's right there by the
highway, right, So we're lookingat that that one bedroom in a den
is the same price as a twobedroom and within your complex, so square
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footage, mora, you're gonna havemore space, but it's right by Reagan
and more like flies a lot forwork. They're saying, yeah, it
takes thirty minutes to get for Reaganfrom my place. True, that is
true. If I did tell moreof this too, because she's a United
gal, I was like, soyou can't go to Dollars if we're like
in Crystal City, that's like anextra twenty five minute. I know,
because she's like because she has pointson United, like girl, and she's
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like, I'm gonna make that sacrifice. And that's a long sacrifice. That
is a whole man. It's like, we live closer to a Dullas right
now, but if we moved in, like they're not going to Dullas anywhere.
Yeah, because United, it's Deltaand American mostly Flatt of Reagan and
Southwest after blow. Yeah, it'sall the cheaper ones. Well, because
it's a small runway, that's why. And then if you want to go
internationally, get to go. Yeah, oh my god, don't don't don't
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do this to me because if youknow, it is in considered. So
we have like a list now andso it's that one our old place.
Legit, our old apartment is uplike someone moved is moving out when we
would want to move in again theone you just left. Really but it's
so it's now like the same,like twenty three hundred instead of twenty four
hundred. And as if we couldgo back, we know how to live
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in that apartment style. We're goodto go. But you have so much
more room with my place. You'vegot a den, you've got two bedrooms,
You've got two We agreed we didn'tneed the dens. We did get,
but the den could be your podcastarea. But why would I need
the second bedroom one? Because inthe second bedroom could be her area for
when people come over, as justher second bedroom for friends. You gotta
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play like this. Probably listen tome. Listen to me, because living
with a woman, they want tohave um an area that they can create
and make for like people to comeover. So you've got now your podcast
room is your second bedroom. Thefirst thing you see is the podcast room.
We know there's a door. There'sa door. You can keep the
door were clothes and you can coverthe windows in. You can close it
off, or you can make itmake it be spectacular, whatever you want.
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But she then now has another roomto make her own for that her
friends that came over and feel comfortable. I've learned this with my sister,
with my mom, with my brother'swife, With almost every girlfriend I've had,
they always want to have like aroom that they can have. Trust
me, you know, we wanta man den or a man cave or
whatever. Women want a women wingor what was that one thing they called
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him that commercial, the guy Statefarm commercial or the thing cut on fire
and the guy had to rebuild it. Whatever she shed. Yeah, there
you go. They want a sheroom just saying I'm just saying, we'll
photo back with her. But it'sin the top five rings. So you
made it to the top five.Oh my god, will you make it
to the final four? We'll findout, you know. And also too,
you've got you've got area to walkthe dog. Got a lot of
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areas let them go poop and peefor Teddy. There's a lot of dogs
in the neighborhood can hang out withyou. You can hang out with me.
There's a great dog parking cat beenJohn Park. You can if you
and Max can essentially just have Teddyessentially is half chihuahua. Right, Yeah,
there you go. You guys justget to watch Teddy. Yeah,
but it's not me, buppy,it's you trying to coax the white feet.
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It is just saying that you asa as a as a built in
dog sitter slash, take away thewatcher as its benefits. M hm.
And you got a great deck.You can leave Teddy on and hang out
and put a little kennel out therefor him. Don't do that, baby,
he's inside. He needs that boogie, he needs that cop well,
he needs that that rug. Ineed to get a new rug. Speaking
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of rugs, Jesus, I needto get a new floor foot to the
area rug or whatever. My johnused to look white. Now it's like
getting a little How long have youhad that nine years? Well that makes
sense. Yeah, we're already ourrug thing that goes under a couch for
like, yeah, we need toget a new one. This is like
it's not as soft as it usedto be. It's flat, it's lost
all of its plush. Yeah,that's a problem that too, man.
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This is making me so happy now. I was in a bad mood today,
woke up on the wrong side ofthe bed, didn't get enough sleep.
But now talking to my heads,potentially, but again not more.
If you're listening to this, youcan do whatever you want. I won't
be upset. I appreciate you andAndrew, but thank you for considering me.
And I'm just saying you can haveyour she room downstairs. But do
you get a referral if we doanything? You know about that? I
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have no idea. Probably that's whatwe did with Camden. But when we
lived in our old place, Moreconvinced her two sorority sisters to move in
and we got five hundred dollars eachthey moved in, so that was a
great off. Frind Right, No, we probably we probably do get our
electric. Our maintenance guy just litthe it's like the exterminator in that's cool.
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Sorry, you any exterminator for yourplace? Yeah? They have,
they have bugs. They have comeon like every six months to make sure
everything for that that's with your apartment, that's part of your apartment fees.
Like last week they came to changethe fire extinguishers. Yeah, and then
he checked the you know they changethe fire signatures and then they twas before
that they checked the what are theycalled fire alarms. Thank you. The
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only downside is we'd have to changeall of our licenses. Do you have
to? I don't think you do. I think if you commute you're fine.
But right, but I'm in Marylandand then working in Maryland. All
right, because in the Maryland taxesare better than Virginia taxes on that.
Yeah, you can checked that out. Because Maryland taxes are a little better
when it for work. Yeah,because we don't have like three of the
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taxes that you pay. The cartax is gone and something else is gone.
The Commonwealth tax is a Commonwealth taxes. They just taking my money.
You know what I'm saying. Youknow what I'm saying. You live in
Virginia. I know I'm saying.By commonweal if we can't even get married
by my grandpa, Come on,Maryland, you could. That's stupid.
Anyway, Going from something stupid issomething fun. Yes, random Amazon generator.
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We're playing Amazon Roulette where every productI see. We found this game
last week. We're gonna do ittoday. It randomizes the product the air
will have to buy, buy,or sell in the next ten seconds.
Are you ready? Yes? Allright? Here we going click the random
generator. It'll be a product.You're telling what it is. Here we
go, random product. Show methe click was faster when I tested it.
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Here we go. You have tootypical water bottles that says drink this
at seven am, drink this ateleven am. Let's go about the product
that is currently unavailable, so youdon't have to sell it because it's already
got start all right, Next productyou have to sell me woman that's also
unavailable. Why do I feeling thiswebsite is outdated? Next product? Okay,
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here we go, spider Man,Marvel Legends white Rabbit toy. Who
is white rabbit? I don't know, but guess what, Eric, you
have to buy it? Oh it'sa Marvel Legends white Rabbit. Oh and
there's that piece to make the phoenix. I think, yeah, Goblin is
what you gotta build? Oh builda figure? Cool? Would you buy
it? Nope? All right,that's okay. But they understood the assignment,
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AKA they read my cookies a newwater bottle, workout shorts, marble
toy al right. Next next it'sa funk pop and buying it? Oh?
She actually know they this this thingis basing off my cookies in web
search history. It's one of thosemetal hangers. But what did it say?
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She believes she could, so shedid, But it's one of those
metal hangers. They've been hang yourmetal't been listening to me. That's kind
of cool. That's creepy though thatThey all right read product zip ties.
Oh no, no, oh yeah, all right, all right? Coloring
books? All right? Are youprobably no for that? He doesn't do.
He doesn't do a baby Sharks books. No, we're not doing.
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That's color and he does like color. We're not that again. More women's
compression shorts and yeah yellow though yousee that with Sabbie color. The next
one, next one, next one, next one, any day hoodies,
cookies. Oh we get this forour place. A spider web, tree,
swing net, swing platform, rope, swax, six hundred and sixty
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pounds bad hell yeah, we canextra safe and durable. It's got a
five percent coupon. I'll get thebigger one forty eight inches and shirt that
could hold an extra fifty pounds andit also has the coupon. Actually,
can you send that to me becauseI think Max's mom wants to buy that
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for Max at any place. Igotta get my email. You know,
anybody here and outlook sad right now? And you not have your outlook open
all the time because sometimes I useit on the website. You turn off
your your sounds, don't you dothat? You do? Oh? Like
we we're gonna radio station sounds?One more, one more, one more,
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one more. Oh, I don'tneed those because I have double up
whispies. Do you know what?This is the scene to more? Because
she had to wear fake eyelashes atthe wedding. This she looked great,
by the way, in the photothat she posted on her I wait to
go more looking foxies. I okayif I say that, and you're cool,
say that's fine, Okay, cool. We got one year to go.
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Baby Sara looks great. One yearago we were great, man,
although now after this week's kind ofbusy, but we're gonna get back on.
Have you stopped using my peloton app? Though I use it sometimes?
Okay? Good, yes, appreciateit. Welcome, Oh parrot? How
am I going with the parrot hood? But you could buy buy a parrot
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off Amazon? All Right, we'redone with this, We're not we're doing
that segment, but we know we'renot done with Cannon the podcast without our
favorite segment, good Shot. Welook at real miss connections from the D
and V of people looking for love, looking for something weird. And this
is a website that Eric will lookup. Didn't even read that yet?
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Is so Eric read the first oneup country girl looking for that special someone,
Washington a casey registered dash dashun dashownpuppy what is that? D wormed
and having their first shots. They'reready to go massage me for more.
Still missmissing cat in jessup hanover let'slast see mirror. What are you?
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What am I? So here's thething. So you're reading this is interesting.
We've had this on misconnections a coupleof times where it's a misconnection but
then they copy and paste someone else'sdescription on Craigslist because it bumps up there
like SEO on the Craigslist post.So their actual post is this one.
Yeah it is check out get dickweet dot com, Florida Avenue Northeast and
(19:44):
Eric indulge us you power up yourwebsite. So this lady copied someone's dashound
puppy thing dots and whatever you wantto say um to get her Their SEO
popped up faster d E T dI c k w et dot com fat
fingers. Mm hmmm, one dayyou'll get there. Yeah, no,
(20:14):
are we gonna yep? Is it? We've been on this website before.
No accepting cookies. Oh, Iwouldn't accept the cookies on that website.
No, it doesn't, it doesn'twork. Well, that's an old website.
It's an old website, all right, Well you can check that out
on your own free time, butnot this this government owned prod. I
mean it takes you to she getthe d wet wet dot com a pornum
(20:37):
video of d wet l ol pornand then yeah, and we're stop right,
so we're gonna stop. The nextone we got wanting to meet Moco
is m eat love to meet upwith women or men for fun times.
Next one you got hardwood needs goodcare, Capital Plaza, Maryland. Whe
(20:57):
the hell's a Blatansburg hardwood, goodcleaning, knee needs good polish. Let's
talk now direct to the point someoneneeds to get there polished. On the
next one, personal trainer has gota special project in Northwest DC looking for
personal trainers. Bro amateur or aspireto be, got a good opportunity for
(21:18):
you and my personal gym. Yes, any of the bedroom. You know
what I'm saying, oh na na, make him say oh na na.
But that does it for us.On this week's episode, an episode.
It was a fun episode. Iappreciate you got Eric. We made Eric
happy. We started off old Man'sgonna happen, right, But you can
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see everything we're talking about so muchmore. Going a hot nine five dot
com. You can follow me atAndrew Hoodie for a while. You can
follow Eric at mister Eric V.That's m R E R I c k
V. Have a great week.Always remember it's okay to be weird and
sexy. It got weird, didn'tit. Yeah.
I'm not gonna lie. You pulledoff that helmet pretty well. I'm not
gonna lie. Or you look grantedX wing baby, sure and only like
porkins. No, you look great. You look like Biggs. You remember
Biggs? I don't remember Bigs.Hopefully you do. Because it's sad to
get weird. It's about to getweird. He's prepared for it to get
weirds are gonna get weird. It'sgetting weird. I'm gonna get real weird
(00:25):
with it. That's getting weird.Let's get where? Where getting where?
Are you ready to get weird?With Hoodie and Erica listening already? Because
you're listening to the hundred and thirtyain't episode of Let's Get Weird? And
it's not Star Wars Day, butHoodie, it is Star Stars Week,
(00:47):
baby, And you know what I'mheaving. Did I send you that TikTok?
Sorry TikTok? Did I send youthat one that I that I saw
the other day? Or no?Was it the one with the one I
was telling you about how I sawthe shirt? And I want to know.
I want it and I can't findit. I'm gonna pivot and you
know what I'm gonna have a gameright off the bat for us to play.
Can you name the character Kevin,You're not Kevin, You're Eric's all
(01:07):
right, No, I can't namethe character. I can name the characters.
The characters, all right. We'llget to that in a little bit.
But my name's somebody. My nameis Eric. And every week we
come together to give you the weirdstars from our lives. The world,
Montgomery County, the universe is specificallyMontgomery County, the universe, the skies
above, and we have a goodold time. Last week, you know,
(01:30):
we had a good time just talkingabout the lives, talking about me
giving up the Funko chase. Haveyou though? I think so. I'm
not gonna lie. I went toan antique shop though this weekend. Wait,
and I was very tempted to buya fun Wait wait, wait wait.
I saw one on TikTok. Idon't know if it was real old
(01:52):
or new. M uh Amazon,Yeah, have you seen this one?
The funkom was on exclusive of Asoka. Oh yeah, that one's been that's
been a thing goes in and out. Yeah, it's Asoka Tano from Star
Wars Rebels. I would bring you, brought you back into It looks nice,
(02:12):
though the so on look is probablythe nicest, Like Funco to like
animation to live action, it's hadum. But so I was at a
wedding this weekend. More I waslike in the wedding, so like for
five hours, I had random freetime in in Cold Pepper area to myself.
So I went Antiqui and they hada Harry Potter Funco Pop that was
him in the sorting hat. Itwas cool, it was cute, and
(02:35):
I was like, that was aperfect Halloween thing. I bought it and
I was like, you know,and I said to myself, we said
this week we weren't buying any moreFunco pop. So I did put it
back that close, So that whydid you put it back? Because I
was like, I'm gonna be hyperhyper hypocrite, hypocrite, hypocrite. Come
here on, let's get weird thisTuesday talking about how I got a Harry
(02:57):
Potter Funcle Pop. Are you goingto be hypocrite orre you just gonna you'd
be like Eric, like I wantto get the too. I mean,
you're not wrong, You're not wrong. And you know what I forgot today
because I was so tired I forgotthe Super Mario Bros. Movie to bring
it. So, Eric, didyou get delivered both our copies of the
Super Wait, super Mario Bros.The movie, which is the different is
the one from the nineties. TheSuper Mario Bros. Movie is the one
(03:20):
from this with John Nickazamo and whois Mario with Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins,
who's also in Who Frame Roger RobMe oh Sis. He's in a
bunch of other movies too. Butyeah, and it came earlier than was
supposed to say on Amazon. Itjust showed up on a Friday. But
it's not like surprised. You're like, oh, yeah, I'll be here
in two weeks. And it comeshere like two days, Like what happened?
And I totally forgot about two peoplecanceled the orders? What the hell?
(03:44):
You know what I'm saying. Ifound there's a store in Culpepper,
Maryland that is an Amazon. There'sa Culpepper, Maryland too. Yes,
Maryland and Virginia just copied each other. Yeah right, I don't know.
But there's like an Amazon. Youknow those those Amazon stores where they have
all those boxes returned items and youjust go and bins and go that's weird.
Yeah, there's one around here.We should go do it. Like
how far is that? I don'tlike? I find it again because there's
(04:06):
again another tik tach. You coulddo that next week if I love these
tic tachs, man, that'll befun. Because but here's the thing,
Like you see what's in the boxes, you just grab whatever the boxes and
you can't open the box. Isone of those things where like it's line
and you're racing against the Yes,I don't know like that. I don't
like that. They're rushed. Thenyou get stuff you don't want. But
everything's eight bucks no matter what thesize of the boxes. And the girl
(04:30):
and the one video that they they'vegot a pair of um air pods,
actual AirPods, actual AirPods. Wellthe box, look at actual air pods.
Know what it was? Could belike a third party, could be
cocaine, for all we know,cocaine. Cocaine made it look like air
pods. Here's the thing. Ionly know what cocaine looks like thanks to
secession. They barely does it allseason two. You know, I'll catch
(04:56):
it up season two. I gotthrough the I'm trying to make the episode
of Holly Hunter from the mom fromAlasta Girl, the voice of Alasta Girl.
Yeah, and that was an episodewhere they're in the lockdown. M
I was like, oh, Iwas skeptical of that security guard that was
in that room with them, right. I was like, I got all
right, I don't know that guy. He might be a bad guy.
(05:19):
Good time. I was like,we're getting some degrassy level issue right here
at Secession. Can I can Isay something I brought a Secession. I
don't want to finish it, likeI don't want to apisode, but I
don't want to finish it like Idon't want to watch the new episodes that
end the series because I love theshow so much that I don't want it
to end. I had someone podcastI listened to made a reference to Secession.
(05:42):
I was like, I get thesenow, I understand what they're talking
about. I love it, um, But yeah, Secession has been good.
I watched three episodes that and ANTIQUIall waiting to go to the Sucked
In and Succession. It's also agood show to like, you don't need
to that's it. You can onehundred percent pay attention. But I was
like doing something at the same timeand you still understand what's going on because
(06:04):
it's not like action. It's justtalking, right, But it's also like
it's a it's a modern day Gameof Thrones. We're like, you know,
what's Romulus Roman? What do youwant? And the guy from Oh
you didn't watch that show number whichshow? Uh not? It's not shrinking?
Yeah, but you know what's hisface is also in that Matthew McConaughey
movie was guy Ritchie what the gentlemanKendall Kendall. Yeah, he's the he's
(06:29):
the mean guy Frog Might hisstic guysor whatever. Adams Severance, the guy
one of the guys from Severance is, uh, what's Severance? Where is
this guy? Oh? The HBOmovie TV show one of the like sidekicks.
I guess you could say on thathe's on secession, like, oh,
this is the path he got tolike get in a side like a
(06:51):
main side character role. Yeah.Yeah, it's good, good times,
good time. You know, it'salso good times. We might live with
each other, not with each other, but next to each other. So
Eric has really tempted me, mainlyto get more to convince her to live
next to Eric and his complex,and so yesterday I brought the packets tomorrow
(07:12):
of info and it's on the docket. But she needs to tour the place
first. That's fine, I'll giveyou a tour. Here's the thing.
I was like, Oh, wecould just go to Eric's place and you're
because I mean you live there,yeah, and go inside, and she's
like, no, but I wantto see the place. I'm like,
but we just need we don't needto do a tour. Tour apartment.
Go check it out, Go checkit out. Be neighbors, come on
(07:34):
by. The only problem is there'sno pool, which at this point like
it's like, but we got apool. Oh, yes, we did.
We do have access, and I'mfriends with them now exactly, so
we got something. You're just going, Hey, I'm going over to so
and So's house. You gonna comewith Yeah, like we live with each
other, it's fine, So couldwe carp I don't want to carp it
(07:57):
with you in the morning because Iwant to get to get her earlier.
Yeah, I don't want to gether earlier, or I'd get here later.
And then the showing, the showingcops on. So the only thing
we're debating now is price versus location. So it's interesting dilemma we're doing.
Now, Yeah, go out fartherto live cheaper. Yep, does that
think? Well, it's really gonnalike Potomac Yards area right now, there's
Potomac Yards like Arlington, Alexandria,that area. I don't know what that
(08:22):
area is spread by, like Reagan, sort of by Reagan, but on
Crystal City is but the oh theVirginia's why they called Potomac Yards. That's
what the the properties called blank PotomacYards. That's so dumb. I think,
did it not called Crystal City anymore? Then? I think that.
I think that's like the neighborhood ofCrystal Crystal City has got isn't it getting
changed when they build the Amazon thing? Thought some more kind of wants to
(08:46):
move into that place before Amazon.I mean, I don't know if Amazon's
fully they're not at this they're buildingthat. It seems like it's been forever
since the Amazon was going to CrystalCity. Um, there's I don't really
need to know. With a stripclosed city. It's right there by the
highway, right, So we're lookingat that that one bedroom in a den
is the same price as a twobedroom and within your complex, so square
(09:11):
footage, mora, you're gonna havemore space, but it's right by Reagan
and more like flies a lot forwork. They're saying, yeah, it
takes thirty minutes to get for Reaganfrom my place. True, that is
true. If I did tell moreof this too, because she's a United
gal, I was like, soyou can't go to Dollars if we're like
in Crystal City, that's like anextra twenty five minute. I know,
because she's like because she has pointson United, like girl, and she's
(09:35):
like, I'm gonna make that sacrifice. And that's a long sacrifice. That
is a whole man. It's like, we live closer to a Dullas right
now, but if we moved in, like they're not going to Dullas anywhere.
Yeah, because United, it's Deltaand American mostly Flatt of Reagan and
Southwest after blow. Yeah, it'sall the cheaper ones. Well, because
it's a small runway, that's why. And then if you want to go
internationally, get to go. Yeah, oh my god, don't don't don't
(09:58):
do this to me because if youknow, it is in considered. So
we have like a list now andso it's that one our old place.
Legit, our old apartment is uplike someone moved is moving out when we
would want to move in again theone you just left. Really but it's
so it's now like the same,like twenty three hundred instead of twenty four
hundred. And as if we couldgo back, we know how to live
(10:22):
in that apartment style. We're goodto go. But you have so much
more room with my place. You'vegot a den, you've got two bedrooms,
You've got two We agreed we didn'tneed the dens. We did get,
but the den could be your podcastarea. But why would I need
the second bedroom one? Because inthe second bedroom could be her area for
when people come over, as justher second bedroom for friends. You gotta
(10:43):
play like this. Probably listen tome. Listen to me, because living
with a woman, they want tohave um an area that they can create
and make for like people to comeover. So you've got now your podcast
room is your second bedroom. Thefirst thing you see is the podcast room.
We know there's a door. There'sa door. You can keep the
door were clothes and you can coverthe windows in. You can close it
off, or you can make itmake it be spectacular, whatever you want.
(11:07):
But she then now has another roomto make her own for that her
friends that came over and feel comfortable. I've learned this with my sister,
with my mom, with my brother'swife, With almost every girlfriend I've had,
they always want to have like aroom that they can have. Trust
me, you know, we wanta man den or a man cave or
whatever. Women want a women wingor what was that one thing they called
(11:28):
him that commercial, the guy Statefarm commercial or the thing cut on fire
and the guy had to rebuild it. Whatever she shed. Yeah, there
you go. They want a sheroom just saying I'm just saying, we'll
photo back with her. But it'sin the top five rings. So you
made it to the top five.Oh my god, will you make it
to the final four? We'll findout, you know. And also too,
you've got you've got area to walkthe dog. Got a lot of
(11:52):
areas let them go poop and peefor Teddy. There's a lot of dogs
in the neighborhood can hang out withyou. You can hang out with me.
There's a great dog parking cat beenJohn Park. You can if you
and Max can essentially just have Teddyessentially is half chihuahua. Right, Yeah,
there you go. You guys justget to watch Teddy. Yeah,
but it's not me, buppy,it's you trying to coax the white feet.
(12:13):
It is just saying that you asa as a as a built in
dog sitter slash, take away thewatcher as its benefits. M hm.
And you got a great deck.You can leave Teddy on and hang out
and put a little kennel out therefor him. Don't do that, baby,
he's inside. He needs that boogie, he needs that cop well,
he needs that that rug. Ineed to get a new rug. Speaking
(12:37):
of rugs, Jesus, I needto get a new floor foot to the
area rug or whatever. My johnused to look white. Now it's like
getting a little How long have youhad that nine years? Well that makes
sense. Yeah, we're already ourrug thing that goes under a couch for
like, yeah, we need toget a new one. This is like
it's not as soft as it usedto be. It's flat, it's lost
all of its plush. Yeah,that's a problem that too, man.
(13:00):
This is making me so happy now. I was in a bad mood today,
woke up on the wrong side ofthe bed, didn't get enough sleep.
But now talking to my heads,potentially, but again not more.
If you're listening to this, youcan do whatever you want. I won't
be upset. I appreciate you andAndrew, but thank you for considering me.
And I'm just saying you can haveyour she room downstairs. But do
you get a referral if we doanything? You know about that? I
(13:24):
have no idea. Probably that's whatwe did with Camden. But when we
lived in our old place, Moreconvinced her two sorority sisters to move in
and we got five hundred dollars eachthey moved in, so that was a
great off. Frind Right, No, we probably we probably do get our
electric. Our maintenance guy just litthe it's like the exterminator in that's cool.
(13:46):
Sorry, you any exterminator for yourplace? Yeah? They have,
they have bugs. They have comeon like every six months to make sure
everything for that that's with your apartment, that's part of your apartment fees.
Like last week they came to changethe fire extinguishers. Yeah, and then
he checked the you know they changethe fire signatures and then they twas before
that they checked the what are theycalled fire alarms. Thank you. The
(14:07):
only downside is we'd have to changeall of our licenses. Do you have
to? I don't think you do. I think if you commute you're fine.
But right, but I'm in Marylandand then working in Maryland. All
right, because in the Maryland taxesare better than Virginia taxes on that.
Yeah, you can checked that out. Because Maryland taxes are a little better
when it for work. Yeah,because we don't have like three of the
(14:30):
taxes that you pay. The cartax is gone and something else is gone.
The Commonwealth tax is a Commonwealth taxes. They just taking my money.
You know what I'm saying. Youknow what I'm saying. You live in
Virginia. I know I'm saying.By commonweal if we can't even get married
by my grandpa, Come on,Maryland, you could. That's stupid.
Anyway, Going from something stupid issomething fun. Yes, random Amazon generator.
(14:52):
We're playing Amazon Roulette where every productI see. We found this game
last week. We're gonna do ittoday. It randomizes the product the air
will have to buy, buy,or sell in the next ten seconds.
Are you ready? Yes? Allright? Here we going click the random
generator. It'll be a product.You're telling what it is. Here we
go, random product. Show methe click was faster when I tested it.
(15:13):
Here we go. You have tootypical water bottles that says drink this
at seven am, drink this ateleven am. Let's go about the product
that is currently unavailable, so youdon't have to sell it because it's already
got start all right, Next productyou have to sell me woman that's also
unavailable. Why do I feeling thiswebsite is outdated? Next product? Okay,
(15:39):
here we go, spider Man,Marvel Legends white Rabbit toy. Who
is white rabbit? I don't know, but guess what, Eric, you
have to buy it? Oh it'sa Marvel Legends white Rabbit. Oh and
there's that piece to make the phoenix. I think, yeah, Goblin is
what you gotta build? Oh builda figure? Cool? Would you buy
it? Nope? All right,that's okay. But they understood the assignment,
(16:02):
AKA they read my cookies a newwater bottle, workout shorts, marble
toy al right. Next next it'sa funk pop and buying it? Oh?
She actually know they this this thingis basing off my cookies in web
search history. It's one of thosemetal hangers. But what did it say?
(16:22):
She believes she could, so shedid, But it's one of those
metal hangers. They've been hang yourmetal't been listening to me. That's kind
of cool. That's creepy though thatThey all right read product zip ties.
Oh no, no, oh yeah, all right, all right? Coloring
books? All right? Are youprobably no for that? He doesn't do.
He doesn't do a baby Sharks books. No, we're not doing.
(16:45):
That's color and he does like color. We're not that again. More women's
compression shorts and yeah yellow though yousee that with Sabbie color. The next
one, next one, next one, next one, any day hoodies,
cookies. Oh we get this forour place. A spider web, tree,
swing net, swing platform, rope, swax, six hundred and sixty
(17:08):
pounds bad hell yeah, we canextra safe and durable. It's got a
five percent coupon. I'll get thebigger one forty eight inches and shirt that
could hold an extra fifty pounds andit also has the coupon. Actually,
can you send that to me becauseI think Max's mom wants to buy that
(17:30):
for Max at any place. Igotta get my email. You know,
anybody here and outlook sad right now? And you not have your outlook open
all the time because sometimes I useit on the website. You turn off
your your sounds, don't you dothat? You do? Oh? Like
we we're gonna radio station sounds?One more, one more, one more,
(17:52):
one more. Oh, I don'tneed those because I have double up
whispies. Do you know what?This is the scene to more? Because
she had to wear fake eyelashes atthe wedding. This she looked great,
by the way, in the photothat she posted on her I wait to
go more looking foxies. I okayif I say that, and you're cool,
say that's fine, Okay, cool. We got one year to go.
(18:12):
Baby Sara looks great. One yearago we were great, man,
although now after this week's kind ofbusy, but we're gonna get back on.
Have you stopped using my peloton app? Though I use it sometimes?
Okay? Good, yes, appreciateit. Welcome, Oh parrot? How
am I going with the parrot hood? But you could buy buy a parrot
(18:33):
off Amazon? All Right, we'redone with this, We're not we're doing
that segment, but we know we'renot done with Cannon the podcast without our
favorite segment, good Shot. Welook at real miss connections from the D
and V of people looking for love, looking for something weird. And this
is a website that Eric will lookup. Didn't even read that yet?
(18:56):
Is so Eric read the first oneup country girl looking for that special someone,
Washington a casey registered dash dashun dashownpuppy what is that? D wormed
and having their first shots. They'reready to go massage me for more.
Still missmissing cat in jessup hanover let'slast see mirror. What are you?
(19:21):
What am I? So here's thething. So you're reading this is interesting.
We've had this on misconnections a coupleof times where it's a misconnection but
then they copy and paste someone else'sdescription on Craigslist because it bumps up there
like SEO on the Craigslist post.So their actual post is this one.
Yeah it is check out get dickweet dot com, Florida Avenue Northeast and
(19:44):
Eric indulge us you power up yourwebsite. So this lady copied someone's dashound
puppy thing dots and whatever you wantto say um to get her Their SEO
popped up faster d E T dI c k w et dot com fat
fingers. Mm hmmm, one dayyou'll get there. Yeah, no,
(20:14):
are we gonna yep? Is it? We've been on this website before.
No accepting cookies. Oh, Iwouldn't accept the cookies on that website.
No, it doesn't, it doesn'twork. Well, that's an old website.
It's an old website, all right, Well you can check that out
on your own free time, butnot this this government owned prod. I
mean it takes you to she getthe d wet wet dot com a pornum
(20:37):
video of d wet l ol pornand then yeah, and we're stop right,
so we're gonna stop. The nextone we got wanting to meet Moco
is m eat love to meet upwith women or men for fun times.
Next one you got hardwood needs goodcare, Capital Plaza, Maryland. Whe
(20:57):
the hell's a Blatansburg hardwood, goodcleaning, knee needs good polish. Let's
talk now direct to the point someoneneeds to get there polished. On the
next one, personal trainer has gota special project in Northwest DC looking for
personal trainers. Bro amateur or aspireto be, got a good opportunity for
(21:18):
you and my personal gym. Yes, any of the bedroom. You know
what I'm saying, oh na na, make him say oh na na.
But that does it for us.On this week's episode, an episode.
It was a fun episode. Iappreciate you got Eric. We made Eric
happy. We started off old Man'sgonna happen, right, But you can
(21:40):
see everything we're talking about so muchmore. Going a hot nine five dot
com. You can follow me atAndrew Hoodie for a while. You can
follow Eric at mister Eric V.That's m R E R I c k
V. Have a great week.Always remember it's okay to be weird and
sexy. It got weird, didn'tit. Yeah.
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