August 9, 2023 • 25 mins
We roadtripped to the closest Raising Cane's in the DMV! Join Hoody and Erick as we recap Erick's first Raising Cane's experience, but also talk about where Hoody wants to take him next on their "one-off locations" in the DMV! Plus even more Missed Connections from the DMV and Hoody almost spent how much on envelope seals!? All that and more in this week's Let's Get Weird!
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You're blue and hopefully ready because it'stime, you ash. It's about to
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get weird. He's prepared for itto get weird. Things are gonna get
weird. It's getting weird. I'mgonna get real weird with it. Let's
getting weird. Let's get where?Where getting where? Are you ready to
get weird with Hoodie and Eric?I'm ready listening already because you're listening to
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the hundred and forty eight episode ofLet's Get Weird. My name's Huddy,
my name is Eric. Every weekwe come together to give you the weird
stories from our lives, the state, the neighborhood, the country, the
world, the globe, the university, and you're in your ainu's including the
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Internet. Don't forget about the Internet'syour AINU. And it's always a good
time. We just talking about whateverwe want and see what happens. Maybe
we're happening. No we What isthat? Twitter is? What's X X
X? Twitter's X? Now?Oh yeah, sorry, I don't call
it X. Who do you callit X? It's called X? But
do you call it that? Ifsomeone was like, oh I saw that
on Twitter? Do you say Isaw that on X? I mean if
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people ask me, but none ofmy friends are on any of a lot
of these social media's act feel likeyour your generation isn't people? Yeah,
oh a lot of my friends.And Twitter was in his prime then.
And Threads is a thing, butis it a thing? It isn't.
It is, but it isn't.It's there and it's like, okay,
it it's like the thing. It'slike like every time. It was like
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Blue Sky or whatever was that onea couple of months ago. It was
Blue Sky. It was like Threads, but it was a different company.
It was like I think the creatorof Twitter like endorsed it or something.
Whatever happened to vine. We gotTikTok now though, so thank god,
thank god we got TikTok out ofthat, because we would not be in
a world of five second videos anywhere. We would be well, we probably
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still have everyone would be on Facebookvideos or or what's the one instagrams.
Reel reels wouldn't exist if we didn'thave tails. By the way, did
you I still can't use reels?Papa? Take care of you, tech
daddy, you know I did.I literally had to troubleshoo all six of
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your passwords, so normally I cansee where you would be here. Is
this fun? Is because minds abusiness and yours? Oh yeah, that's
weird. No, I have mine'sbusiness too. Oh you see because your
heart low goes up top and mine'son the bottom. Yeah, exactly see.
But can you watch reels? Ican watch one reel and then I
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can't. I can't scroll through.What if we go to ours at y
MS Radio. Where's a great videoof John Roast and cruise for being a
Valentine's Day baby? Oh no,it doesn't work. It doesn't work.
All right? Well, I don'tknow why I told Joe. Did you
were in some beta or something thatyou signed up for forever? No idea.
I don't want to be in thisbeata. I hate being a beta.
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I'm an alaa. Yeah, speakingof Alpha, Eric, your first
time because alpha's the first one.First time at Raising Keynes yesterday, which
is why we delay this podcast aday one. You took the toll road.
How much was that for you?I have no idea. It tells
you find out next month find out. I get the statement. I don't
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know. Three dollars probably it'srobably sixbucks round trip. Probably was not knowing
you know and dolls. No,no, no, it's only if you
take the fifty toll road in towardsDC. The one out is a standard,
like it doesn't change, take it. I like taking the scenic group.
You like taking the change because youcheapy, cheapy chin chi. No.
Also, I don't have an easypass? So how do you not
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have an easy path? I havean easy pass? I'm not how hard
to get I gotta go to awebsite and submit stuff and paid something.
Yeah, you put in you it'slike you're It's like when you you don't
use Starbucks. I don't. Idon't know Coffee More has Starbucks? What
about it? Okay, so Mariahas a twenty every month. Ever on
hermer Starbucks app, there's twenty fivedollars in the pot that you can put
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into that you can put into theapp. Right instead of having to pay
every time three dollars four dollars tosix dollars, you have a twenty five
dollars pot limit. Or stay talkingabout Starbucks or bet MGM or something sounds
like Betty. We're talking about Starbucksand easy pass. They allow you to
put in twenty five dollars a month. And then from that twenty five dollars,
it'll just deduct from it. Now, it doesn't constantly add every month.
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It just says, hey, here'stwenty five fifty bucks on there until
fifty bucks is out, uh huh, and then it adds in fifty bucks.
I don't want to know that onetime fifty bucks and then we're like,
we need to do we want topay the thirty dollars toll to get
so tomorrow when you're going down toVirginia Beach for your little getaway, you
could take the toll road the wholeway down. Well I don't. I
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can't take the toll road. Idon't have easy pass. Easy pass you
can. You can't. But ifyou had the easy pass, like if
you took the one out of microgetting pulled over by a Popo because Popo
pull up on ninety five trying toget you for not having an easy pass
again, you can take my littleblock if you want and put it in
your car and drive down that way. Good kid? Is is it like?
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Is it like a generation thing?You're just stubborn on just beliefs were
discovering. Just download the easy passand buy it makes your life so much
easier today. No, you won'tbecause you'll go home and you'll just do
about it. You'll think about iton your walk with Teddy. Then you'll
ask Maura and she'll say no,because you don't want to say we actually
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do need an easy pass, sohelp. So you put both cars on
there, and then you're good togo. I just put my car,
baby, my car number one.Not kidding, hers serious all the time.
Stuff, All right, back toraising canes. It was good.
It's right by the commander's training camp. Yes, yes, it was a
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fun drive out there. That's whatone of the tangents about me talking about
easy pass. It was good.The restaurant was very clean. I love
how there's a guy just hovering cleaningtables. I noticed that you didn't notice
the window, so oh yeah,you could have seen him in the reflection.
That was a big dude. Bythe way, where are you?
The sweet tea was okay. Thepostmon cup was cool. I like it.
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It's pink. Just getting dishwasher safeby the way, okay, good
to know. Did you scan theQR code on the thing? Okay,
there's a cure code when you scan. I don't know. I didn't do
it. Also, on the wayhome, listen to the whole awesome album
look at You, fel You andyour Fields in my field a little bit,
speaking out of my cap, Iwish I was at your show,
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but I was a Putaka, whichwas the last week's episode. She should
definitely let's check out, Vanessa unlessyou are listened to it, and thank
you pet annoying Vanessa, it wasokay. It wasn't like mine lowing.
I' lemonly great thing. That's anyplace that it's like it's like in and
out, like in and out sogood, it's so great, and then
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you go and like, okay,yeah, yeah, nah No, I
think in and out all style.It's pretty good. And I love because
you know, in and out onlya West Coast thing Vegas. There's a
lot of like I just I mean, look the chicken. The food was
was good. It was prepared well, it was cooked well. Everything tasted
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great. The chicken just didn't haveany flavors. They're on your echelon of
chicken tenders. I think they're betterthan Chick fil A. But as far
as it being like the greatest thingin the world, I still prefer Zaxby's.
That's a that's a like a southernanother one that. There's a Zaxbie's
around here too, by the way. That we can go too if you
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want to. Also like Woodbridge.Oh when I go to Woodbridge. You're
not going to Woodbridge. I wentwas sterling with you. That's different.
You took the toll road. Itwas like twenty minutes. I took them
away. It was fifteen minutes.Zack sbies. Oh there's one. Where's
that? Just click the just clickthe address, sweetie, it's you.
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Yeah, where is weight? Wheredoes it be it? It's like right
by my house? Oh look atthat. There's the costco. No,
this isn't that's costs. Where wheredo I live? Oh? Okay,
oh it's not that far. Wecan go there. We'll go there next
week. There's nothing there where's Yeah, see look at that, so we
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can go to Zack speaks. Ilike Zack Speis. I think you're like
toast with the zas, but youdon't get toast. I don't. I
think you do get to toast isa good like palate. It's just extra
right amount of salt, a littlebit. But the French fries are a
little man. I think everything kneeswise, I think it needs everything needs
the sauce and every like the mealis centered around the sauce, whereas Chick
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fil A it's another chicken place.It's comparable zach Spy chick flas like it's
the chicken everything's based on and thefries are good like like there's oftentimes we'll
just get fries, where Zaxly's like, yeah, you gotta get the comp
like you there's no way to getanything else on exactly and I and also
too, it's like I love thatit's just the menu. It's just four
items and that's it great, quickand easy. Maybe I get the chicken
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sandwich next time if I ever gothat way. But it's between two pieces
of that toast though, so Idon't know. He didn't look like it.
It wasn't it pasted like that toastthough it tastes like that either way.
I ask my expert brother, brotherJohn, my brother who goes every
day. Apparently apparently he's got likefive near him, so he goes every
day. I mean, look,it was it was a great experience to
go with you. It was.It wasn't like mind blowing like great.
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What do you think I liked it? I think this is my second time
going. I think it's just agood change up just because uh, there's
a chick flate like right by myapartment and more, and I usually get
we get a bunch of rewards becausethere's like a if you pass a chick
Fila sometimes they give your rewards,sometimes a checking things like oh hey,
thanks for passing by the Rockville location, here's a free fry or something.
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So we usually can go that sogood. Like this chicken doesn't always have
to taste just like chick fil A. You know, it looks like it's
like chick fil A has like thisweekly pickly yeah kind of taste. And
I'm like, I don't know ifI like it or not. By the
way, should we buy some chickfil A swag? What swag? You
see that they have swag? Now? What type? So? You can
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get shop all shop Advisor, youget sunglasses, you can get a Diniversal
carry all toad water bottle. Youcan get a plush to like any of
this. You can look like acow a cow belt bag. Yes,
you can get a blankie. Youcan get a paddle paw set. You
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get a lightweight cow pull over.Do they have fat boy size? They
have free act Jesus on this webfifty five dollars for this the pull over.
You can get the sall sets thirtyeight. The slides is what I
kind of like though. Slides isspeaking of things you need to go visit
Lost in Time Toys. No,Laurel over Laurel Maryland. No, uh
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it is a smorgas board. Notgoing. I found old toys and they
had whole consoles, they had everything. Baby went over this weekend and who
not going with you? You thoughtthe places I've taken you before looking for
toys are bad? Were bad ina good way. Oh, you're gonna
find everything. The reason why whodo you went to Lost in Time Toys?
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Because Saturday we went to the othersgames we did last Saturday we saw
the Oriels take on the Mets,the Orioles one. It was a good
time. I waited almost an hourto get food. Yep, because you
Bogies or boogis Stoke. He's neverbeen to that place. Well it was
great. Here's the thing. Uh, So Kevin and I from Crisis firmly
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of this podcast as well. Wegot club level seats Eric got the cheap
post seats, Kevin got a hookup from work. It's all good.
We got there. It was thegame was sold out. It was like
forty four thousand people or something,club level, like, oh yes,
just club level. Normally it's likeone hundred bucks or something. Elbow to
elbow. A bunch of a bunchof big dish Shirley dudes like, we
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gotta get out of here. Wecan't be in here. They're a little
two into the game. So weleft. Kevin went what did he get?
He got chicken tenders under the spotunder where you were sitting at.
They're like, all right, cool, I want to try to like,
oh maybe I'd rather get like Jimmy'sor something I don't get all the time
back home the other side of thestadium. Jimmy's line was probably like an
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hour and a half long. Andthen it's just good. And then the
stadium was packed, and then Stuggieswas good, Mac and cheese, hot
dog. It was pretty good.Good. I'm glad you went, Tube,
I'm glad you just say one.Thank god glad Kevin was there,
because it's always good to see MikekeV. Miss that guy. But I'm
glad you came. I really will. I didn't think you were gonna show
up, to be honest with you, because Friday night you were a little
sauced up that you still had yourballoon wrapped around your neck. You sucked
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it from John's birthday. It ismy identifier. Where is he pinned at
the blue? I took it offwhen I went to the bathroom and take
it with me the bathroom. Butit was fun to hang out with you
last past weekend. I miss yousome days, can't hang You'll be hanging
out with me a lot and acouple a couple months. What well,
you know, yeah, someone's birthdayis coming up. You're not gonna be
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here. Well, it's like aweek before the birthday or something. Don't
have Max that weekend the comedy showweekend. But you know you're gonna see
me in two weeks for the othercomedy show. That's a that's a Saturday
night, right, it's a Max'sbirthday. So I won't see you that
day probably then, No, you'llsee me that that evening. We're gonna
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do. We're gonna he has anotherbirthday party from another friend. We're gonna
do. We just talked about meand his mom turned seven this year.
Yeah. Seven. We're gonna dobreakfast and go to this birthday party and
then probably just hang out at mybrother's house for a little bit or my
just my house, and then Fridaywe're gonna do family dinner. So yeah.
Yeah. Also is my brother's birthdaytoday, birthday August ninth. For
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to mention on the air, thisis the last so I have my sister
John, my brother Edwin. Who'sthe fourth birthday I had this month that's
coming up. I don't remember whatwas it, like I look back in
our show prep, but yeah,one more birthday and I'm done with birthday
for the month. Yeah. Peoplebe people be fucking during Thanksgiving. I
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guess, so that's what it is. I mean, I guess so that's
I mean, happened to me,happen to you? Happened to me?
Max is born that week and Thanksgiving? I know back Friday, No,
we got great deals. I thinkit was Wednesday. I think it was
a Wednesday. Hey, I'm gonnago work tomorrow. She'll let me off.
Yeah. It was like I thinkwe were the Turkey's taking over.
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I don't have to go in Istayed up today Turkey It's all over podcast.
I love it. I love he'sa little delusional. Also, can
we talk about how I almost spentfour thousand dollars on wax envelope seals,
shirts dates? What are they madeof? Gold? I don't know what's
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a wax? Like? We didn'tlike pry into it to look anymore if
like it was how customizable an issueit was? But this wedding website we
went to, uh, we wereor save the dates we got in finalize.
It takes ten days. You'll getyours, probably by Labor day.
But I just you send it togive it to you in person. Okay,
great, Yeah, I would havewaste to stamp on you twenty five.
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But one of the websites we lookedat it was like, hey,
great, do you want to addwax? He was like, yeah,
cool, that's a personal touch.Uh, here's how how many of you
need? One hundred? Because wehave we ordered a hundred. Yeah,
that's four thousand dollars. How wasit? How four dollars wax seal?
That doesn't make sense? That makessense wax seal? The math doesn't make
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any sen not be math have notbe mad, so we said no to
that. So you're getting basic acidenvelope, so you enjoy. But it's
a magnet, so never forget.Oh, I still have blaken sless when
him and his wife, we onlyhave line the magnet ones. We keep
the cards those kind of go away, but the magnets are magnets. So
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that's why we picked it. Isit a picture of you two in an
apple orchard? Or you know it'ssealed? Do you want any spoil it
for you? It's done if I'mI allowed to spoil it. He spoilds
me off the air, because youknow, I love getting spoiled. I
love doing by the way, Ifind I've finished Succession and Maximum spoiled and
for me and I still love watchingit because it was great to watch and
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then now I'm a billion. Yeah. I started it after pretty much everyone
like the finale had happened. Really, now was I just started season four?
So you caught up? Are youdone? Oh? I've been done
like a month ago? You finished? Yeah? I got real into it,
baby, really yeah, because Ithink when I was watching it,
More had a wedding, but Iwasn't doing anything of the wedding. She
was a bright swate, So literallyI sat in the hotel for like five
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hours, got the Continental breakfast,watched Scepsion for five hours. I was
like, oh, I aren't goingto wedding, No, but you love
not think about it. Though Iliked I know months later on the seconds
I liked it. I think itwas just like I remember, he made
sense, but at the same time, it's like, Okay, cool,
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but it looks like that's gonna bethe end of it. They're not gonna
do a spinoff or anything with it. What would have been the spinoff shivin
what's his face? Whatever the nextgeneration wave of it is. But I
feel like at that point, pluswith the writers and actors strike, I
feel like they made ship of thecharacter too mean and like I could never
I could never in my life becauseI have an older brother and older sister
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screw them over the way she screwedover her. Even though Kendall was a
fucking punk, I could never dothat. H he was not kenner g
at all. So I don't know, I just feel like it was too
It's too aggressive. It was like, wow, again, you're gonna screw
them over. Yeah, It's kindof like the show is very cyclical at
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that, but it's kind of whatthat was. It would. I feel
like also watching that show made memore like, I don't know if it's
aware is the term, but likebe more sensitive to that type of stuff
if it happened here in work oflike, oh they don't like me,
so oh they're trying to go behindmy back and get me out of here
and all that good stuff. Makesa little paranoid a little bit. But
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where you were, I think Idon't think here, because we're so tight
knit, I don't think you'll you'llsee it coming. I think you'll see
it coming here more than you'd seeit coming anywhere else. What you're saying,
you're saying right now, I'm gonnasee it coming. You'll see it
coming coming in around the mountain.When she comes coming around. Come,
She'll be coming around that mountain,around that mountain. Jill be coming around
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that mountain when she comes now sidefor some minutes actions, we really loved
to sing on the show. Really, you know, we have a good
time. We were singers and readreal miss connections from the actual DMV act.
People posted this at Washington, DC, dot cclist dot org and we
figure out what's going on in theirheads. First, one up figure looking
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for a mature lady to share goodtimes with. This in Rockville? Where
where in Rockville? Hey? Hey, Heyst Montgomery. Have that's close by?
That's up the road by your house? That's up the road? Sweet?
Find or find out where air cliftscircle. I'm in my sixties.
Oh you gotta read it now,all right, I'm in my sixties,
fit, fun and tired of youngsters. Okay, we need a real woman
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who's not a youngster. Wow,not me, not me at all,
sir, You're not a woman.No, all right, Eric man,
this one missing my girl, mygo to girl, Nova, my go
to girl has left the air.Anytime we needed each other, it was
automatic that we would meet and helpeach other out and having and anything needed
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shooting. I missed my go togirl. I can't see rita hoodie and
would love to be your go toguy. Please text for details and suggestions.
Please send pics of your go tomove right by Mason. Oh most
people, professor, let's look atthis map of Mason. That's got to
be a professor. Do you knoweverything about that? And now it's probably
someone who goes to Mason though.Next one, you used to come to
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my office during the day downtown DC. Wow. Oh, I didn't even
know your name. You were female, you loved my size and wordlessly you
left and you were you were wordlesslywhen you left? You when you my
size and wordlessly? Oh she hadnothing to see and worst speechless? Okay,
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you know, also making speechless Eric. This next one, you're so
good at setting me up. Blackhammer, Woodbridge, handsome young black entrepreneur
who's looking for a thick, beautifularm candy of a woman based out just
like that to get some of thathammer and woodbridge. Me on there feel
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the hammer closet project. This isin Rockville. This is not real.
Seeking a carpenter to do a closetproject. I can provide top shelves and
you bring bottom shelves or versatile shelves. All work to be in closet only,
preferably mid twenties to mid forties.Good physical condition a must. That's
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about sex. Do you think they'retalking about anal or just regular regular sex
in a closet? But it's Ithink I think it's inferring gay sex.
I think they're trying it in furtherbecause the closet. It's just specifically in
the closet. Yeah, they justwant to do it in the like an
closet because it's the back your closet. That's what I'm inferring. God,
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you're so young, it's fun.We should we should do an essay on
what this one, this one,miss connection can say. This is what
quote Miss connections three connection let's getweird says this next one, Eric,
you're a dick F four male AdamsMorgan. We were drinking at Adams Morgan
and you were pretending to be thefriendly, free spirited stranger and one over
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my husband. He didn't see thelooks you gave me when he wasn't paying
attention, or your hand on thesmall of my back that I kept pushing
off. You kept buying us shots, and we agreed to keep drinking with
you at your place. I don'tknow what you had. I don't know
what would have happened if my husbandwouldn't have wouldn't have started to feel sick
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and needed to go home. Idon't want to, but I think about
it all right. So basically agood word cucking noting next to one.
This is our last one very rare. Item'm looking for the same in Burke
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West Springfield area off Old Keene MillRoad. So here I sit and older
but not dead yet, shape mail, fully employed, no ink, no
pierces, and no really bad habits, well not really bad. Looking for
a woman around the age of fiftyto sixty who has decided she's not dead,
should not dad either. Not lookingfor a sunset grandma, but more
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like someone that keeps being told theyshould act their age. Since the eventure
will be nice, sense of humoreven better. It's a log shopping.
Hey, everything's noa days, nodaydays nowadays. No man, no matter
how good you are at things,No baby girls. Yes, age is
just a number, but it's animportant one. Photos are nice, local
is better, and the first meetwill be in public. Let's see how
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long this stays up. A longtime, very long time long. That's
a long low sunset gray. Yeah, this is a fifty or sixty year
old. It's like putting the wholething and wow. There are some here
that are like full page stories thatsometimes like that's just too much. You'd
be here all day if we werereading it, right. I'm not a
fan of these long ones. Dude, that's in Burke. If you're not
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a Virginia Burke is right next toFairfax. It's where Lake Braddock Secondary School
is and kind of where Robinson SecondarySchool is. Where you want you didn't
go there, No, that's whereI did young life at. I led
young life there for a time.Oh you poor bastard. I know,
but that doesn't for this week's Let'sGet Weird, We'll be back talking about
Zaxby's next week. It's just afun thing to talk about. What weird
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food place did we go to thathas a one location area on the outskirts
of the DMV. And if youhave any more recommendations for us about where
we should go, Sonic is onthe list. There's one of minutes.
I feel like you want to goto Sonic. I think it's overrated because
I think there's just so many inVirginia Beach that it was never appreciated.
You know, well I've never gone, I want once fifteen years ago,
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So I don't know. I don'tknow what maybe turn that off? Sorry,
but let us know. DMS mistereric V that's m R E R
I C K B or myself atAndrew Hoodie with a why have a great
week. Always remember it's okay tobe weird in Sexy. It got weird,
didn't it. Yeah,
You're blue and hopefully ready because it'stime, you ash. It's about to
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get weird. He's prepared for itto get weird. Things are gonna get
weird. It's getting weird. I'mgonna get real weird with it. Let's
getting weird. Let's get where?Where getting where? Are you ready to
get weird with Hoodie and Eric?I'm ready listening already because you're listening to
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the hundred and forty eight episode ofLet's Get Weird. My name's Huddy,
my name is Eric. Every weekwe come together to give you the weird
stories from our lives, the state, the neighborhood, the country, the
world, the globe, the university, and you're in your ainu's including the
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Internet. Don't forget about the Internet'syour AINU. And it's always a good
time. We just talking about whateverwe want and see what happens. Maybe
we're happening. No we What isthat? Twitter is? What's X X
X? Twitter's X? Now?Oh yeah, sorry, I don't call
it X. Who do you callit X? It's called X? But
do you call it that? Ifsomeone was like, oh I saw that
on Twitter? Do you say Isaw that on X? I mean if
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people ask me, but none ofmy friends are on any of a lot
of these social media's act feel likeyour your generation isn't people? Yeah,
oh a lot of my friends.And Twitter was in his prime then.
And Threads is a thing, butis it a thing? It isn't.
It is, but it isn't.It's there and it's like, okay,
it it's like the thing. It'slike like every time. It was like
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Blue Sky or whatever was that onea couple of months ago. It was
Blue Sky. It was like Threads, but it was a different company.
It was like I think the creatorof Twitter like endorsed it or something.
Whatever happened to vine. We gotTikTok now though, so thank god,
thank god we got TikTok out ofthat, because we would not be in
a world of five second videos anywhere. We would be well, we probably
(01:59):
still have everyone would be on Facebookvideos or or what's the one instagrams.
Reel reels wouldn't exist if we didn'thave tails. By the way, did
you I still can't use reels?Papa? Take care of you, tech
daddy, you know I did.I literally had to troubleshoo all six of
(02:22):
your passwords, so normally I cansee where you would be here. Is
this fun? Is because minds abusiness and yours? Oh yeah, that's
weird. No, I have mine'sbusiness too. Oh you see because your
heart low goes up top and mine'son the bottom. Yeah, exactly see.
But can you watch reels? Ican watch one reel and then I
(02:43):
can't. I can't scroll through.What if we go to ours at y
MS Radio. Where's a great videoof John Roast and cruise for being a
Valentine's Day baby? Oh no,it doesn't work. It doesn't work.
All right? Well, I don'tknow why I told Joe. Did you
were in some beta or something thatyou signed up for forever? No idea.
I don't want to be in thisbeata. I hate being a beta.
(03:05):
I'm an alaa. Yeah, speakingof Alpha, Eric, your first
time because alpha's the first one.First time at Raising Keynes yesterday, which
is why we delay this podcast aday one. You took the toll road.
How much was that for you?I have no idea. It tells
you find out next month find out. I get the statement. I don't
(03:28):
know. Three dollars probably it'srobably sixbucks round trip. Probably was not knowing
you know and dolls. No,no, no, it's only if you
take the fifty toll road in towardsDC. The one out is a standard,
like it doesn't change, take it. I like taking the scenic group.
You like taking the change because youcheapy, cheapy chin chi. No.
Also, I don't have an easypass? So how do you not
(03:50):
have an easy path? I havean easy pass? I'm not how hard
to get I gotta go to awebsite and submit stuff and paid something.
Yeah, you put in you it'slike you're It's like when you you don't
use Starbucks. I don't. Idon't know Coffee More has Starbucks? What
about it? Okay, so Mariahas a twenty every month. Ever on
hermer Starbucks app, there's twenty fivedollars in the pot that you can put
(04:11):
into that you can put into theapp. Right instead of having to pay
every time three dollars four dollars tosix dollars, you have a twenty five
dollars pot limit. Or stay talkingabout Starbucks or bet MGM or something sounds
like Betty. We're talking about Starbucksand easy pass. They allow you to
put in twenty five dollars a month. And then from that twenty five dollars,
it'll just deduct from it. Now, it doesn't constantly add every month.
(04:34):
It just says, hey, here'stwenty five fifty bucks on there until
fifty bucks is out, uh huh, and then it adds in fifty bucks.
I don't want to know that onetime fifty bucks and then we're like,
we need to do we want topay the thirty dollars toll to get
so tomorrow when you're going down toVirginia Beach for your little getaway, you
could take the toll road the wholeway down. Well I don't. I
(04:56):
can't take the toll road. Idon't have easy pass. Easy pass you
can. You can't. But ifyou had the easy pass, like if
you took the one out of microgetting pulled over by a Popo because Popo
pull up on ninety five trying toget you for not having an easy pass
again, you can take my littleblock if you want and put it in
your car and drive down that way. Good kid? Is is it like?
(05:17):
Is it like a generation thing?You're just stubborn on just beliefs were
discovering. Just download the easy passand buy it makes your life so much
easier today. No, you won'tbecause you'll go home and you'll just do
about it. You'll think about iton your walk with Teddy. Then you'll
ask Maura and she'll say no,because you don't want to say we actually
(05:39):
do need an easy pass, sohelp. So you put both cars on
there, and then you're good togo. I just put my car,
baby, my car number one.Not kidding, hers serious all the time.
Stuff, All right, back toraising canes. It was good.
It's right by the commander's training camp. Yes, yes, it was a
(06:00):
fun drive out there. That's whatone of the tangents about me talking about
easy pass. It was good.The restaurant was very clean. I love
how there's a guy just hovering cleaningtables. I noticed that you didn't notice
the window, so oh yeah,you could have seen him in the reflection.
That was a big dude. Bythe way, where are you?
The sweet tea was okay. Thepostmon cup was cool. I like it.
(06:20):
It's pink. Just getting dishwasher safeby the way, okay, good
to know. Did you scan theQR code on the thing? Okay,
there's a cure code when you scan. I don't know. I didn't do
it. Also, on the wayhome, listen to the whole awesome album
look at You, fel You andyour Fields in my field a little bit,
speaking out of my cap, Iwish I was at your show,
(06:43):
but I was a Putaka, whichwas the last week's episode. She should
definitely let's check out, Vanessa unlessyou are listened to it, and thank
you pet annoying Vanessa, it wasokay. It wasn't like mine lowing.
I' lemonly great thing. That's anyplace that it's like it's like in and
out, like in and out sogood, it's so great, and then
(07:05):
you go and like, okay,yeah, yeah, nah No, I
think in and out all style.It's pretty good. And I love because
you know, in and out onlya West Coast thing Vegas. There's a
lot of like I just I mean, look the chicken. The food was
was good. It was prepared well, it was cooked well. Everything tasted
(07:26):
great. The chicken just didn't haveany flavors. They're on your echelon of
chicken tenders. I think they're betterthan Chick fil A. But as far
as it being like the greatest thingin the world, I still prefer Zaxby's.
That's a that's a like a southernanother one that. There's a Zaxbie's
around here too, by the way. That we can go too if you
(07:46):
want to. Also like Woodbridge.Oh when I go to Woodbridge. You're
not going to Woodbridge. I wentwas sterling with you. That's different.
You took the toll road. Itwas like twenty minutes. I took them
away. It was fifteen minutes.Zack sbies. Oh there's one. Where's
that? Just click the just clickthe address, sweetie, it's you.
(08:11):
Yeah, where is weight? Wheredoes it be it? It's like right
by my house? Oh look atthat. There's the costco. No,
this isn't that's costs. Where wheredo I live? Oh? Okay,
oh it's not that far. Wecan go there. We'll go there next
week. There's nothing there where's Yeah, see look at that, so we
(08:31):
can go to Zack speaks. Ilike Zack Speis. I think you're like
toast with the zas, but youdon't get toast. I don't. I
think you do get to toast isa good like palate. It's just extra
right amount of salt, a littlebit. But the French fries are a
little man. I think everything kneeswise, I think it needs everything needs
the sauce and every like the mealis centered around the sauce, whereas Chick
(08:54):
fil A it's another chicken place.It's comparable zach Spy chick flas like it's
the chicken everything's based on and thefries are good like like there's oftentimes we'll
just get fries, where Zaxly's like, yeah, you gotta get the comp
like you there's no way to getanything else on exactly and I and also
too, it's like I love thatit's just the menu. It's just four
items and that's it great, quickand easy. Maybe I get the chicken
(09:18):
sandwich next time if I ever gothat way. But it's between two pieces
of that toast though, so Idon't know. He didn't look like it.
It wasn't it pasted like that toastthough it tastes like that either way.
I ask my expert brother, brotherJohn, my brother who goes every
day. Apparently apparently he's got likefive near him, so he goes every
day. I mean, look,it was it was a great experience to
go with you. It was.It wasn't like mind blowing like great.
(09:43):
What do you think I liked it? I think this is my second time
going. I think it's just agood change up just because uh, there's
a chick flate like right by myapartment and more, and I usually get
we get a bunch of rewards becausethere's like a if you pass a chick
Fila sometimes they give your rewards,sometimes a checking things like oh hey,
thanks for passing by the Rockville location, here's a free fry or something.
(10:07):
So we usually can go that sogood. Like this chicken doesn't always have
to taste just like chick fil A. You know, it looks like it's
like chick fil A has like thisweekly pickly yeah kind of taste. And
I'm like, I don't know ifI like it or not. By the
way, should we buy some chickfil A swag? What swag? You
see that they have swag? Now? What type? So? You can
(10:30):
get shop all shop Advisor, youget sunglasses, you can get a Diniversal
carry all toad water bottle. Youcan get a plush to like any of
this. You can look like acow a cow belt bag. Yes,
you can get a blankie. Youcan get a paddle paw set. You
(10:54):
get a lightweight cow pull over.Do they have fat boy size? They
have free act Jesus on this webfifty five dollars for this the pull over.
You can get the sall sets thirtyeight. The slides is what I
kind of like though. Slides isspeaking of things you need to go visit
Lost in Time Toys. No,Laurel over Laurel Maryland. No, uh
(11:18):
it is a smorgas board. Notgoing. I found old toys and they
had whole consoles, they had everything. Baby went over this weekend and who
not going with you? You thoughtthe places I've taken you before looking for
toys are bad? Were bad ina good way. Oh, you're gonna
find everything. The reason why whodo you went to Lost in Time Toys?
(11:41):
Because Saturday we went to the othersgames we did last Saturday we saw
the Oriels take on the Mets,the Orioles one. It was a good
time. I waited almost an hourto get food. Yep, because you
Bogies or boogis Stoke. He's neverbeen to that place. Well it was
great. Here's the thing. Uh, So Kevin and I from Crisis firmly
(12:01):
of this podcast as well. Wegot club level seats Eric got the cheap
post seats, Kevin got a hookup from work. It's all good.
We got there. It was thegame was sold out. It was like
forty four thousand people or something,club level, like, oh yes,
just club level. Normally it's likeone hundred bucks or something. Elbow to
elbow. A bunch of a bunchof big dish Shirley dudes like, we
(12:22):
gotta get out of here. Wecan't be in here. They're a little
two into the game. So weleft. Kevin went what did he get?
He got chicken tenders under the spotunder where you were sitting at.
They're like, all right, cool, I want to try to like,
oh maybe I'd rather get like Jimmy'sor something I don't get all the time
back home the other side of thestadium. Jimmy's line was probably like an
(12:45):
hour and a half long. Andthen it's just good. And then the
stadium was packed, and then Stuggieswas good, Mac and cheese, hot
dog. It was pretty good.Good. I'm glad you went, Tube,
I'm glad you just say one.Thank god glad Kevin was there,
because it's always good to see MikekeV. Miss that guy. But I'm
glad you came. I really will. I didn't think you were gonna show
up, to be honest with you, because Friday night you were a little
sauced up that you still had yourballoon wrapped around your neck. You sucked
(13:07):
it from John's birthday. It ismy identifier. Where is he pinned at
the blue? I took it offwhen I went to the bathroom and take
it with me the bathroom. Butit was fun to hang out with you
last past weekend. I miss yousome days, can't hang You'll be hanging
out with me a lot and acouple a couple months. What well,
you know, yeah, someone's birthdayis coming up. You're not gonna be
(13:30):
here. Well, it's like aweek before the birthday or something. Don't
have Max that weekend the comedy showweekend. But you know you're gonna see
me in two weeks for the othercomedy show. That's a that's a Saturday
night, right, it's a Max'sbirthday. So I won't see you that
day probably then, No, you'llsee me that that evening. We're gonna
(13:50):
do. We're gonna he has anotherbirthday party from another friend. We're gonna
do. We just talked about meand his mom turned seven this year.
Yeah. Seven. We're gonna dobreakfast and go to this birthday party and
then probably just hang out at mybrother's house for a little bit or my
just my house, and then Fridaywe're gonna do family dinner. So yeah.
Yeah. Also is my brother's birthdaytoday, birthday August ninth. For
(14:13):
to mention on the air, thisis the last so I have my sister
John, my brother Edwin. Who'sthe fourth birthday I had this month that's
coming up. I don't remember whatwas it, like I look back in
our show prep, but yeah,one more birthday and I'm done with birthday
for the month. Yeah. Peoplebe people be fucking during Thanksgiving. I
(14:33):
guess, so that's what it is. I mean, I guess so that's
I mean, happened to me,happen to you? Happened to me?
Max is born that week and Thanksgiving? I know back Friday, No,
we got great deals. I thinkit was Wednesday. I think it was
a Wednesday. Hey, I'm gonnago work tomorrow. She'll let me off.
Yeah. It was like I thinkwe were the Turkey's taking over.
(14:54):
I don't have to go in Istayed up today Turkey It's all over podcast.
I love it. I love he'sa little delusional. Also, can
we talk about how I almost spentfour thousand dollars on wax envelope seals,
shirts dates? What are they madeof? Gold? I don't know what's
(15:16):
a wax? Like? We didn'tlike pry into it to look anymore if
like it was how customizable an issueit was? But this wedding website we
went to, uh, we wereor save the dates we got in finalize.
It takes ten days. You'll getyours, probably by Labor day.
But I just you send it togive it to you in person. Okay,
great, Yeah, I would havewaste to stamp on you twenty five.
(15:43):
But one of the websites we lookedat it was like, hey,
great, do you want to addwax? He was like, yeah,
cool, that's a personal touch.Uh, here's how how many of you
need? One hundred? Because wehave we ordered a hundred. Yeah,
that's four thousand dollars. How wasit? How four dollars wax seal?
That doesn't make sense? That makessense wax seal? The math doesn't make
(16:03):
any sen not be math have notbe mad, so we said no to
that. So you're getting basic acidenvelope, so you enjoy. But it's
a magnet, so never forget.Oh, I still have blaken sless when
him and his wife, we onlyhave line the magnet ones. We keep
the cards those kind of go away, but the magnets are magnets. So
(16:25):
that's why we picked it. Isit a picture of you two in an
apple orchard? Or you know it'ssealed? Do you want any spoil it
for you? It's done if I'mI allowed to spoil it. He spoilds
me off the air, because youknow, I love getting spoiled. I
love doing by the way, Ifind I've finished Succession and Maximum spoiled and
for me and I still love watchingit because it was great to watch and
(16:47):
then now I'm a billion. Yeah. I started it after pretty much everyone
like the finale had happened. Really, now was I just started season four?
So you caught up? Are youdone? Oh? I've been done
like a month ago? You finished? Yeah? I got real into it,
baby, really yeah, because Ithink when I was watching it,
More had a wedding, but Iwasn't doing anything of the wedding. She
was a bright swate, So literallyI sat in the hotel for like five
(17:11):
hours, got the Continental breakfast,watched Scepsion for five hours. I was
like, oh, I aren't goingto wedding, No, but you love
not think about it. Though Iliked I know months later on the seconds
I liked it. I think itwas just like I remember, he made
sense, but at the same time, it's like, Okay, cool,
(17:33):
but it looks like that's gonna bethe end of it. They're not gonna
do a spinoff or anything with it. What would have been the spinoff shivin
what's his face? Whatever the nextgeneration wave of it is. But I
feel like at that point, pluswith the writers and actors strike, I
feel like they made ship of thecharacter too mean and like I could never
I could never in my life becauseI have an older brother and older sister
(17:56):
screw them over the way she screwedover her. Even though Kendall was a
fucking punk, I could never dothat. H he was not kenner g
at all. So I don't know, I just feel like it was too
It's too aggressive. It was like, wow, again, you're gonna screw
them over. Yeah, It's kindof like the show is very cyclical at
(18:17):
that, but it's kind of whatthat was. It would. I feel
like also watching that show made memore like, I don't know if it's
aware is the term, but likebe more sensitive to that type of stuff
if it happened here in work oflike, oh they don't like me,
so oh they're trying to go behindmy back and get me out of here
and all that good stuff. Makesa little paranoid a little bit. But
(18:37):
where you were, I think Idon't think here, because we're so tight
knit, I don't think you'll you'llsee it coming. I think you'll see
it coming here more than you'd seeit coming anywhere else. What you're saying,
you're saying right now, I'm gonnasee it coming. You'll see it
coming coming in around the mountain.When she comes coming around. Come,
She'll be coming around that mountain,around that mountain. Jill be coming around
(19:00):
that mountain when she comes now sidefor some minutes actions, we really loved
to sing on the show. Really, you know, we have a good
time. We were singers and readreal miss connections from the actual DMV act.
People posted this at Washington, DC, dot cclist dot org and we
figure out what's going on in theirheads. First, one up figure looking
(19:23):
for a mature lady to share goodtimes with. This in Rockville? Where
where in Rockville? Hey? Hey, Heyst Montgomery. Have that's close by?
That's up the road by your house? That's up the road? Sweet?
Find or find out where air cliftscircle. I'm in my sixties.
Oh you gotta read it now,all right, I'm in my sixties,
fit, fun and tired of youngsters. Okay, we need a real woman
(19:47):
who's not a youngster. Wow,not me, not me at all,
sir, You're not a woman.No, all right, Eric man,
this one missing my girl, mygo to girl, Nova, my go
to girl has left the air.Anytime we needed each other, it was
automatic that we would meet and helpeach other out and having and anything needed
(20:08):
shooting. I missed my go togirl. I can't see rita hoodie and
would love to be your go toguy. Please text for details and suggestions.
Please send pics of your go tomove right by Mason. Oh most
people, professor, let's look atthis map of Mason. That's got to
be a professor. Do you knoweverything about that? And now it's probably
someone who goes to Mason though.Next one, you used to come to
(20:33):
my office during the day downtown DC. Wow. Oh, I didn't even
know your name. You were female, you loved my size and wordlessly you
left and you were you were wordlesslywhen you left? You when you my
size and wordlessly? Oh she hadnothing to see and worst speechless? Okay,
(20:56):
you know, also making speechless Eric. This next one, you're so
good at setting me up. Blackhammer, Woodbridge, handsome young black entrepreneur
who's looking for a thick, beautifularm candy of a woman based out just
like that to get some of thathammer and woodbridge. Me on there feel
(21:22):
the hammer closet project. This isin Rockville. This is not real.
Seeking a carpenter to do a closetproject. I can provide top shelves and
you bring bottom shelves or versatile shelves. All work to be in closet only,
preferably mid twenties to mid forties.Good physical condition a must. That's
(21:44):
about sex. Do you think they'retalking about anal or just regular regular sex
in a closet? But it's Ithink I think it's inferring gay sex.
I think they're trying it in furtherbecause the closet. It's just specifically in
the closet. Yeah, they justwant to do it in the like an
closet because it's the back your closet. That's what I'm inferring. God,
(22:07):
you're so young, it's fun.We should we should do an essay on
what this one, this one,miss connection can say. This is what
quote Miss connections three connection let's getweird says this next one, Eric,
you're a dick F four male AdamsMorgan. We were drinking at Adams Morgan
and you were pretending to be thefriendly, free spirited stranger and one over
(22:30):
my husband. He didn't see thelooks you gave me when he wasn't paying
attention, or your hand on thesmall of my back that I kept pushing
off. You kept buying us shots, and we agreed to keep drinking with
you at your place. I don'tknow what you had. I don't know
what would have happened if my husbandwouldn't have wouldn't have started to feel sick
(22:52):
and needed to go home. Idon't want to, but I think about
it all right. So basically agood word cucking noting next to one.
This is our last one very rare. Item'm looking for the same in Burke
(23:12):
West Springfield area off Old Keene MillRoad. So here I sit and older
but not dead yet, shape mail, fully employed, no ink, no
pierces, and no really bad habits, well not really bad. Looking for
a woman around the age of fiftyto sixty who has decided she's not dead,
should not dad either. Not lookingfor a sunset grandma, but more
(23:36):
like someone that keeps being told theyshould act their age. Since the eventure
will be nice, sense of humoreven better. It's a log shopping.
Hey, everything's noa days, nodaydays nowadays. No man, no matter
how good you are at things,No baby girls. Yes, age is
just a number, but it's animportant one. Photos are nice, local
is better, and the first meetwill be in public. Let's see how
(23:57):
long this stays up. A longtime, very long time long. That's
a long low sunset gray. Yeah, this is a fifty or sixty year
old. It's like putting the wholething and wow. There are some here
that are like full page stories thatsometimes like that's just too much. You'd
be here all day if we werereading it, right. I'm not a
fan of these long ones. Dude, that's in Burke. If you're not
(24:17):
a Virginia Burke is right next toFairfax. It's where Lake Braddock Secondary School
is and kind of where Robinson SecondarySchool is. Where you want you didn't
go there, No, that's whereI did young life at. I led
young life there for a time.Oh you poor bastard. I know,
but that doesn't for this week's Let'sGet Weird, We'll be back talking about
Zaxby's next week. It's just afun thing to talk about. What weird
(24:40):
food place did we go to thathas a one location area on the outskirts
of the DMV. And if youhave any more recommendations for us about where
we should go, Sonic is onthe list. There's one of minutes.
I feel like you want to goto Sonic. I think it's overrated because
I think there's just so many inVirginia Beach that it was never appreciated.
You know, well I've never gone, I want once fifteen years ago,
(25:00):
So I don't know. I don'tknow what maybe turn that off? Sorry,
but let us know. DMS mistereric V that's m R E R
I C K B or myself atAndrew Hoodie with a why have a great
week. Always remember it's okay tobe weird in Sexy. It got weird,
didn't it. Yeah,
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