September 13, 2023 • 24 mins
Who would have thought Erick would make friends with so many people at a Star Wars screening?? Join Hoody and Erick as we recap our adventure seeing Ahsoka in a movie theater and plan what we're wearing for our office's unofficial Halloween party! Plus even more Missed Connections from the DMV that have us learning even more new abbreviations! All that and more in this week's Let's Get Weird!
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I'm not gonna lie. I thinkyou made about five new friends yesterday.
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Hopefully you are ready because it's sideyou ash, It's about to get weird.
Be prepared for it to get weird. Things are gonna get weird.
It's getting weird. I'm gonna getreal weird. Let's get weird. Let's
get work. Where getting Where?Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie
and Eric? I'm ready a hundredand fifty third episode of Let's Get Weird
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and Sexy. My name is ahoodie. Yes, my name's Eric.
And every week we come together giveyou the weird stories from our lives from
the DMV, both the actual regionand the actual Department of Motor Vehicles because
it's scary. The city, thestates, the countries, the Earth's,
the Earth's, the moon, theinternets, the internets, uranuses, and
(00:57):
the plutos and the plutos, andjust try to entertain you. And Eric,
we had to start today off withyou made at least five new friends
yesterday, at least five new friends. And you know what, We're in
so many photos most likely that wecan't even realize. Wait, can we
go to there? Like? Okay? Prob Drake said no new friends,
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but apparently Eric last night was madefriend friends. I think it was the
five guys that made me friendly.Ill, I had a full belly,
I felt good, and I waswith my buddy Hoodie on our on our
mandate to go see Asoka episode fiveat the AMC in Tyson's, which was
a lot of fun. But Andrewssat us in the middle the front row,
middle of the stadium style seating,which put us next to uh,
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several factions of Star Wars clan groups, clan groups, groups groups, and
uh. Of course my voice ispretty loud and boisterous, and uh everyone
heard. Everyone heard, and everyonewanted to make a friend with Eric.
So we'll talk about that obviously.If you want to hear about the episode
and its entirety, listen to Crisisignfor the podcast. We'll talk about it
(02:07):
briefly, just the Star Wars fansand all that stuff. Great, great
episode. I'm not a Star Warsfan compared to those people last night.
I'm a novice, mind you.So we found out that there was a
screening for the latest episode of SOCA, and you don't miss out an opportunity
to see Star Wars and theaters youhave it's fifteen minutes or it's you know,
two and a half hours like thelast two. You go immediately we
(02:30):
knew off the bat this was gonnabe crazy because we get to Tyson this
corner and there's a line, verylong line, and this is two hours,
one hour and a half and ahalf or like you can actually get
into even the building. Uh.Turns out, find out for our good
friend movie Eric, some people havebeen waiting since three o'clock three o'clock that
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day. Turns out we find outwhen we get it. We actually sit
down the person that was waiting sincetwo thirty that day, the right in
front of us, and wanted totalk my head off about everything under the
sun. And I didn't know howto. I didn't want to be rude.
Yeah, I engaged it, butI didn't engage. But I also
engaged, but I didn't want toengage. So it's fine, I mean,
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and it was cool, like nojudgment here, totally, you know,
love your fandom, and we're Imean out on this show. I
am that comparatively, you know.But they blew you out of the water,
did the new stuff? They blewyou out water? But it's so
funny because it was like probably liketen minutes before the show started and like,
yeah, you can't bring helmets orlightsabers. This kind of kind of
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crappy and shitty online because that's theStar Wars thing, right. All those
people had all their stuff and somepeople were like had some great cosmic stuff
on, and I felt bad forthem because like, now you gotta run
back put your stuff in your car, or they had it, or they
signed it with check it quote unquotesecurity, which was which the fun facts.
Kevin from Crisis formerly on this podcast, Uh, he still isn't sure
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if he has his same black pantherhelmet because he checked his in during Wakanda
Forever and you know a bunch ofpeople had it they did too. He's
still not sure if the one hegot back was his or not. In
mind you it's it's all the sameone. Oh you know, it's like
some else some other dudes mustache.Yeah. So we get the screen and
great, but just conversations galore,trying to get Eric involved, and Eric's
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like, I just watched Rebels.I don't know what's going on. You
know, they were name dropping charactersand Eric's do in the subtle move trying
to get out of the conversations likeI don't know that character. I'm like
hello. Then they're saying, letus tell you about that character, like
oh, got you? I waslike, I'm just here with my date.
What do you leave me alone?You know, we got liked by
Star Wars account, which is great, loved it well. It was a
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good move on our part for takingin front of the picture, in front
of the stepmorepede and then they likedit and they said great date night,
and then we said, yeah,it's a great date a great date night.
It was a great date night.Five guys in Asoka. More.
Can you ask for popcorn? It'ssome popcorn that I didn't in the pro
move of if you have a amixed machine in your movie theater is just
get the slushy instead. I know, I got a bottle of water.
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I should have done what you did. Because Max is a huge fan of
ice. He's more the in hisof icy slushy whatever. But he's more
whatever it's called then slurpies at sevento eleven. Really he loves the blue
one, that blue raspberry or something. Most likely. Yeah, so I
should have got that last night.But then also we were very cramped.
We were very cramped. There wasa lot of large fun though. It's
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the most packed we've been at likea screening. It very true. It
was a very They filled pack theaterthe theater and fill it up, which
was great. They didn't move peoplearound to get everyone in, which I
thought was really cool for those Icouldn't get in. So shout outs to
Allied and Jen and Shannon and DisneyMovie flirted with a Disney employee yesterday,
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not knowingly. They didn't know thatEric did his Eric move. I don't
know you let me let me say, hi, like Star Wars, I
worked for Disney. Oh so you'relike st so you've seen all of thee
everything, So can you give usany free swag? Porfvore. But it
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was fun. I mean, likeI said, it was a fun experience.
Definitely would do it again. Sodefinitely, this is actually funny.
I don't think you realized this,but I noticed this. There are two
people completely cut the line, completelycut the line. And this is you
know, we say this on thisshow a lot is fake it till you
make it. They faked it tillthey made it. So the two guys
that took the photo in front ofthe Soca backdrop before we did that weren't
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cost players. Uh, they werejust normal people. Oh yeah, but
they yeah, oh they were yeah. Because they didn't sit in the press
area and they didn't have any ofthe wristbands. They literally took the photos
instead of waiting the line with everyoneelse, They just they literally like faked
it till you maked it, pretendedlike they knew what they were doing and
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just went to the theater immediately.That's oh, that's right, they did
so, or maybe they knew somebodythey want to know because they didn't talk
to any of the people we talkedto. That that helped us get there.
I mean, hey, you sawthe opening. They took it though,
because we kind of were celebrity statusof like oh hey, so it's
so, how are you doing?Oh yeah, you're doing that screening now,
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and all the other people like whoare these people right sitting next to
us? Like well yeah. Theguy turned to me and asked, and
I was like, media, Idon't know what to say. I didn't
want to be like a doucher.I think I think it did sound like
a douche there. I mean likemedia, but I mean everyone was very
nice and positive. It was funnylistening to those guys. The four first
kept yelling throw on and then theyalways so called chopper war criminal or whatever.
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I was like, wow, youguys, really, you're like into
it. Just it's just watching yourTikTok, like immediately after a show happened.
That's that. But it was inreal people immediately thoughts dope, dope
this moment. Don't have to spoilit, but was when everyone yelled.
I feel like I kind of ledthat chant a little bit when a certain
store clone trooper popped up. Ithink I kind of let it a little
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bit at listen and everyone. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't care to
see it was the thing. Ithought it would be very rowdy and rocky,
and it was before we started.We got we were in some thrown
chance, which was right, butI think she was just started. Everyone's
like quiet, yeah, processing this. It was. It was. It
was a good group of of ofStar Wars fans, and I think everybody
knew that they were there for,you know, they got an opportunity to
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do something in an hour early,Yeah, an hour early, be with
a bunch of other Star Wars fansand be respectful and be nice, which
is great to see that that stilllives in humanity somehow, somehow, not
with this guy. But you know, it's fine. I didn't want to
tell anybody I'm dead inside, likecrazy, but I'm not gonna bother you
speaking of dead inside, sir,h Spirit Halleen is very well alive in
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thriving right now. Okay, haveyou visited a your local spirit Halloween story
because they don't have called open mysize I have. The baby costume was
there, I'm and I was likemore and I saw it and were like
because the one by us opening adead bed bath and beyond makes sense.
And we saw it like all memoriesand we went to the baby bridge,
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cry baby Bridge, maybe I should. We're gonna look up another that's gone,
that's been thrown away, what thebaby get it again, and then
wear it to the party that werethe baby is back. It's a pretty
simple costume. It's just hot inthere. It'll be fine for an ac
though. Yeah, but it's gonnabe a lot of people the house in
the house party. The protects youtoo, in case anybody unwanted. That's
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everybody. We won't talk to anybodycostumes deflating. I gotta go costumes inflating.
Sorry, any room, I needsix inches away from everybody. But
yeah, so because you were talkingabout maybe doing a onesie, Yes,
they did. The spirit Halloween hasa butt ton of onesie costumes this year.
A bunch of Pokemon ones. There'sa Charisard one so you could be
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Chars right, you get the littlewing flaps with it. Oh, you
can do that. They have athree They have a three X for sure,
and that leo a little seven ornine to feel comfortable, nath No,
you don't go naked underwear. No, every time I wear onesday to
work, I'm just wearing underwear underneathit. Why is that you know we're
a pair of mesh shorts too.No, I'm good. I'm not taking
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it off in front of anybody unlessI go to the bathroom. There it's
a ropper situation unless clothes to freedomair flying naked. I'm not a fan
of flying naked. I got underwearand put it another layer, underwear on
another layer, sir, just incase one case of what I don't know,
the costume rips or gets really sweatyand then you get the swamp booty
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everywhere, Like I just open upon the buttons up top. You gotta
have another layer on. I'm sorry, that's aggressive? Is that aggressive?
You have a T shirt on?No, you don't even have a T
shirt on, flying skinless honey,you better open up then you know I'm
sexy cho right now. Bro,you gotta at least have your bass layer
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that any costume or I think withOnesies you have it. If it's a
Onesie costume for Halloween, you needto have another layer. You can't just
have a layer and that's it.Well, so if I'm wearing let's random
costume, say I'm the Joker andwearing a Joker costume, don't have to
wear an under layer under that costumeslike a T shirt and a separate pair
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of shorts under that costumes or notthat's my outfit for the day. Yeah,
but you gotta at least protect we'resaying for Onesie things, because that's
so the baby costume. You're wearingclothes underneath the baby. I'm gonna wear
shorts or pants, and that's what'sgonna make you sweat though, not the
fact that I'm wrapped in a fallof plastic. It's got air. Just
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blow up the air. It litcirculate a circulate all right, well,
spirit Alleen, go scare Max oneday this weekend. We gotta go today,
uh and go get him soccer cleatsbecause yesterday was his first soccer part.
What is Max trying to be for, Halle? Do you know already
a ninja normal ninja black, allblack, like a ninjago or just ninja
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ninja, just a ninja. Hehim and his mom picked that out.
So that's be proactive. Get yourcostumes now. Don't wait till October twenty
parents, I know, right,do it now? Costco had him like
a month ago. Yeah. Costcohas kids costumes all and it's all like
the onesie stuff, all this starlord you know all. I went to
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Target the other day and there wasthey were setting up the Halloween costume section
and just one lady setting up.I felt so bad for it because like
you have to have it in acertain order or whatever. She's opening boxes.
It's like where the island is thisgoing? No, the one the
one in Wheaton already had the doublethe double stacked uh hangers with all the
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costumes laid out and everything, andthat was like a month ago. I
gotta go back into Costco this weekand get more toilet paper too, by
the way, almost that it's somedp need that you need to restock,
that you need to do the wholeWill Ferrell, Yes, from but do
your brother has one brother has alot of things number Yeah, exactly,
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exactly, He's got a lot ofthings that I'm never gonna have. But
I don't know. But they scareme to do it up. That just
why does it scare you? Becauseit's scared here, I'll tell you it's
scared me. But then you knowI'm a bravey every time. Yea,
even in the morning. Is it? So you still have to use toilet
paper, but you're not using asmuch they dry it up. Yeah,
I'm gonna probably be using as muchtoo, I know, I don't do.
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You know there was a guy inradio who was so big that he
actually had he used towels. He'dstand up instead of toilet paper, take
the towel and do the floss.Yeah, because he was too big to
turn around and reach behind him.No, no, an he worked with
that guy. Yeah, yeah,he was that he got he got to
that big. It was Rob Cruise. Skinny man boy doesn't gain weight.
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I feel like he's gotten smaller everyyear. I'm stop running, to stop
running. You see his instagram runningIt's like, why are you running too?
White people's stuff. I don't dothat anymore. Yeah, why don't
you took a break? I'm aboutto go back to the gym. Gym
because that's what's actually gonna help.So why because your legs are all jacked
up? What's going on? Idon't want to be aged? Where am
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I? Where? What do youmean aged? What does that mean?
Aged? Running? A running likeages your face faster? Huh because of
the weather, like weather's your skinmore. That's not really, that's a
real thing. That is not That'swhy Joe Biden has those we weird ass
like a weird walk because he runsso much, so his knees are like
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busted to hell. I'm compared tolike someone else the same age that didn't
really like do jogging jogging, they'dbe fine. Bike is the best way
to go. Do you want tobuy my Peloton? Maybe you still want
to pay for that though, buymy paloton, I'll still pay the ninety
nine ninety ninety nine a month,is it not? I gotta check it
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out. I don't know, eventell me, I'm not. I gotta
check how much that thing costs.I gotta get back on that baby.
I look at it every day andI'm like, I love you, But
where is it? Is it inyour room? My room? Which is
the most annoying? You should justput it on your outdoor balcony. It's
like you wait, no, especiallynow, like now it's a good time
to do it where it's like kindof like like hot low eighties now,
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like when it's hot or look fine, O get hot, then you're you're
gonna get hot regardless, Like no, but I prefer to work out.
And they didn't get the signs signsof nature. Then it seems like you're
actually cycling instead of just staying inone spot. I mean, yeah,
no, I don't know, butyou do know what I do know,
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it's time for something good actions wherewe read real misconnections from the DMV.
According to craigslist dot orgie Washington,DC dot craigslist dot org slash mid oh,
they're mid These are real ones.We usually shout out where the location
is trying to figure out what's goingon that person's head. Most of the
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time. They involve sex most ofthe time. Even if you don't think
they do, they do, theydon't they do. So good sir,
Eric, you read the first one. Life is short. Let's make the
best of it. Sit Wait,life gonna be a dream dream Rock Creek
Park. I've been looking for afemale friend to meet on regular basis,
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just our little secret. Life isshort and I'm trying to make the most
of my complicated situation. Won't lastforever. Excuse me. I'd like to
be a better person to someone wholikes to talk and share. Would be
nice over forty if possible, best, But I'm open to anyone. Send
pics. What do you think?They're complicated situations. Hey, we're trying
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to end this thing. Anyone wantto be one? Yeah? Right,
I need my first next one.Woman have noted the esthetic appeal of my
object? Capital Lounge? Those CapitalLounge DC. It's like DC, but
like Twelfth Street. Yeah, SoutheastDCA. I've heard that there are some
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women out there who are very visuallystimulated. I'm looking for one of those
women right now. Would you bewilling to have a look and share you'
onest opinion. Remember when double whatwas it chat roulette? Yes, so
we did that a while ago,we first did the redo of the podcast.
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I feel like that that's what thisguy just needs to go do instead,
because I thought it is a penisis or that German guy. We
talked to you for like twenty minutes. How are you? I don't know
what English? Right? That's alwaysfun. The next one Eric missing puffing
on cigars booie. Any guys liketheir cigars puffed on? Give me a
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shout. I'm very good puffer andI don't like the smof bother me.
That's about blow jobs is the smokehis man specials because they don't the special
bother me. The product, theproduct of the puffing is the smoking.
There's the next one is interesting.There's a whole paragraph that I'm not gonna
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read because I don't know what itis and it seems weird. But I'm
gonna read what matters your oreo dunkmissed my tequila bottle Envy Bailey cross Road.
It's a quote from a passage fromWi Wilmhurst. I'm not reading that
because I don't know ninety five percentof people worldwide. Two's a McDonald's version
of how to experience their sexuality quickbite here, very little regard of meaning
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or taste, hungry an hour later, never satisfied. The other five percent
come find me based in false Church, Virginia, even though I put Bailey's
Crossroad as my location. Email formore details and read this quote your oreo
dunk, miss my tequila bottle.In all periods of the world's history,
and in every part of the globe, their passwords and societies have existed outside
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the limits of the official church forthe purpose of teaching what they call the
mysteries. What the flip oreo dunk? All right, Eric, your next
one, and this is the lastone, because I know you don't know
what this means. I missed thelow playment, lock playmates. I miss
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my lock playmates. I miss howwe used to meet up in the stacks
and kiss. On occasion we wouldgo even further. I would do anything
to fill your lips on me again, Eric, what do you think lock
means late octagon cock? No,it is lots of cock. I miss
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my lots of cock playmates. Bigdick other words for b D big energy.
Let's see, yeah, huh,didn't know that one though. I
just learned that one today. Prettymuch. You might ever want to google
one an abbreviation me and just putthe abbreviation and an urban diction. That's
how we learned about white male isw Edmondson, a woman, a bunch
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of other ones. So I wouldsee on the tenders, it's the SMIMG
or whatever. Show me your butt. No in monogamous relationship or only once
trenogious relationship. Pull pull it up. Let's let's go through some swipes real
quick. You know, Oh god, really right? I have five people
that apparently want to I narrow itdown for you. Out of those five,
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no, not to pay to seewhat they look like? Oh really
yeah, it's they matched with me. But so you can never connect with
them unless you pay pay the eighteendollars for the one week. And was
it for a super hinge or something, No, it's Tinder. That's how
Tinder works nowadays. Maybe because Ican't meet with anyone off a Tinder off
the normal get go now anymore,no need to pay for Tinder now.
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I think it's because I'm in thethe elder range, because I'm an older
man that I have to pay toBeyond the Amps. Yeah, br let
me swipe one for you. No, come on, let me look,
there's no show me. I wantto swipe one for you. I don't
know what these are. I datedmy wife before, all right, so
this left is left, left isbat left is no, right is good?
Okay? And if I want tosee multiple photos, have the photo.
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That's a no for you. Okay, that's a no for you.
That's definitely no. No no foreric. I look, how you guys
all know my type? No?Maybe that was an what is it?
Oh? They got me cancer network? Wait? That was an ad?
That was an ad? Brou No, watch would he find them when I
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fall in love with the rest ofmy life? No knowing Andrew, because
he doesn't know me the best kpop? How do you feel about KP?
But it's a fake one because itisn't a fake Asian Asian writing right
there or whatever? You're right?That was a fake one. Wait.
Oh it puts a big fat nopeon the stage. I just realized that,
dude. Apparently, No, no, my god, I gotta get
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one. You're not gonna get oneswipe homie, No, no, no,
no, maybe no, No,lady again, he shouldn't magine if
the ad lady you're always it?Why are you always on my deer?
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No? No, no, man, ladies are striking out. How does
it give you a Amazon Books?Right speaking? Amazon just bought new sheets.
Let's see how these feel. No, hopefully they're not terrible. They
might be, but you never know. Most are gonna go to what do
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you think it is? Bro righton the No, I don't care.
It's probably a bot anyways. Halfof these on tender are bots that so
I really don't use it that much. A de activated bumble. You saw
that, a de activated bumble Andthat's saying the podcast because I swiped right
and Eric didn't look at it.Good luck, good sir. You can
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follow me, Andrew Hoodie Why youcan follow Eric m r R I see
k V. Let's start like alwaysremember it's okay to be weird. It's
sexy. It got weird, didn'tit. Yeah,
I'm not gonna lie. I thinkyou made about five new friends yesterday.
(00:04):
Hopefully you are ready because it's sideyou ash, It's about to get weird.
Be prepared for it to get weird. Things are gonna get weird.
It's getting weird. I'm gonna getreal weird. Let's get weird. Let's
get work. Where getting Where?Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie
and Eric? I'm ready a hundredand fifty third episode of Let's Get Weird
(00:36):
and Sexy. My name is ahoodie. Yes, my name's Eric.
And every week we come together giveyou the weird stories from our lives from
the DMV, both the actual regionand the actual Department of Motor Vehicles because
it's scary. The city, thestates, the countries, the Earth's,
the Earth's, the moon, theinternets, the internets, uranuses, and
(00:57):
the plutos and the plutos, andjust try to entertain you. And Eric,
we had to start today off withyou made at least five new friends
yesterday, at least five new friends. And you know what, We're in
so many photos most likely that wecan't even realize. Wait, can we
go to there? Like? Okay? Prob Drake said no new friends,
(01:19):
but apparently Eric last night was madefriend friends. I think it was the
five guys that made me friendly.Ill, I had a full belly,
I felt good, and I waswith my buddy Hoodie on our on our
mandate to go see Asoka episode fiveat the AMC in Tyson's, which was
a lot of fun. But Andrewssat us in the middle the front row,
middle of the stadium style seating,which put us next to uh,
(01:45):
several factions of Star Wars clan groups, clan groups, groups groups, and
uh. Of course my voice ispretty loud and boisterous, and uh everyone
heard. Everyone heard, and everyonewanted to make a friend with Eric.
So we'll talk about that obviously.If you want to hear about the episode
and its entirety, listen to Crisisignfor the podcast. We'll talk about it
(02:07):
briefly, just the Star Wars fansand all that stuff. Great, great
episode. I'm not a Star Warsfan compared to those people last night.
I'm a novice, mind you.So we found out that there was a
screening for the latest episode of SOCA, and you don't miss out an opportunity
to see Star Wars and theaters youhave it's fifteen minutes or it's you know,
two and a half hours like thelast two. You go immediately we
(02:30):
knew off the bat this was gonnabe crazy because we get to Tyson this
corner and there's a line, verylong line, and this is two hours,
one hour and a half and ahalf or like you can actually get
into even the building. Uh.Turns out, find out for our good
friend movie Eric, some people havebeen waiting since three o'clock three o'clock that
(02:51):
day. Turns out we find outwhen we get it. We actually sit
down the person that was waiting sincetwo thirty that day, the right in
front of us, and wanted totalk my head off about everything under the
sun. And I didn't know howto. I didn't want to be rude.
Yeah, I engaged it, butI didn't engage. But I also
engaged, but I didn't want toengage. So it's fine, I mean,
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and it was cool, like nojudgment here, totally, you know,
love your fandom, and we're Imean out on this show. I
am that comparatively, you know.But they blew you out of the water,
did the new stuff? They blewyou out water? But it's so
funny because it was like probably liketen minutes before the show started and like,
yeah, you can't bring helmets orlightsabers. This kind of kind of
(03:36):
crappy and shitty online because that's theStar Wars thing, right. All those
people had all their stuff and somepeople were like had some great cosmic stuff
on, and I felt bad forthem because like, now you gotta run
back put your stuff in your car, or they had it, or they
signed it with check it quote unquotesecurity, which was which the fun facts.
Kevin from Crisis formerly on this podcast, Uh, he still isn't sure
(03:59):
if he has his same black pantherhelmet because he checked his in during Wakanda
Forever and you know a bunch ofpeople had it they did too. He's
still not sure if the one hegot back was his or not. In
mind you it's it's all the sameone. Oh you know, it's like
some else some other dudes mustache.Yeah. So we get the screen and
great, but just conversations galore,trying to get Eric involved, and Eric's
(04:25):
like, I just watched Rebels.I don't know what's going on. You
know, they were name dropping charactersand Eric's do in the subtle move trying
to get out of the conversations likeI don't know that character. I'm like
hello. Then they're saying, letus tell you about that character, like
oh, got you? I waslike, I'm just here with my date.
What do you leave me alone?You know, we got liked by
Star Wars account, which is great, loved it well. It was a
(04:47):
good move on our part for takingin front of the picture, in front
of the stepmorepede and then they likedit and they said great date night,
and then we said, yeah,it's a great date a great date night.
It was a great date night.Five guys in Asoka. More.
Can you ask for popcorn? It'ssome popcorn that I didn't in the pro
move of if you have a amixed machine in your movie theater is just
get the slushy instead. I know, I got a bottle of water.
(05:09):
I should have done what you did. Because Max is a huge fan of
ice. He's more the in hisof icy slushy whatever. But he's more
whatever it's called then slurpies at sevento eleven. Really he loves the blue
one, that blue raspberry or something. Most likely. Yeah, so I
should have got that last night.But then also we were very cramped.
We were very cramped. There wasa lot of large fun though. It's
(05:30):
the most packed we've been at likea screening. It very true. It
was a very They filled pack theaterthe theater and fill it up, which
was great. They didn't move peoplearound to get everyone in, which I
thought was really cool for those Icouldn't get in. So shout outs to
Allied and Jen and Shannon and DisneyMovie flirted with a Disney employee yesterday,
(05:50):
not knowingly. They didn't know thatEric did his Eric move. I don't
know you let me let me say, hi, like Star Wars, I
worked for Disney. Oh so you'relike st so you've seen all of thee
everything, So can you give usany free swag? Porfvore. But it
(06:11):
was fun. I mean, likeI said, it was a fun experience.
Definitely would do it again. Sodefinitely, this is actually funny.
I don't think you realized this,but I noticed this. There are two
people completely cut the line, completelycut the line. And this is you
know, we say this on thisshow a lot is fake it till you
make it. They faked it tillthey made it. So the two guys
that took the photo in front ofthe Soca backdrop before we did that weren't
(06:36):
cost players. Uh, they werejust normal people. Oh yeah, but
they yeah, oh they were yeah. Because they didn't sit in the press
area and they didn't have any ofthe wristbands. They literally took the photos
instead of waiting the line with everyoneelse, They just they literally like faked
it till you maked it, pretendedlike they knew what they were doing and
(06:57):
just went to the theater immediately.That's oh, that's right, they did
so, or maybe they knew somebodythey want to know because they didn't talk
to any of the people we talkedto. That that helped us get there.
I mean, hey, you sawthe opening. They took it though,
because we kind of were celebrity statusof like oh hey, so it's
so, how are you doing?Oh yeah, you're doing that screening now,
(07:19):
and all the other people like whoare these people right sitting next to
us? Like well yeah. Theguy turned to me and asked, and
I was like, media, Idon't know what to say. I didn't
want to be like a doucher.I think I think it did sound like
a douche there. I mean likemedia, but I mean everyone was very
nice and positive. It was funnylistening to those guys. The four first
kept yelling throw on and then theyalways so called chopper war criminal or whatever.
(07:43):
I was like, wow, youguys, really, you're like into
it. Just it's just watching yourTikTok, like immediately after a show happened.
That's that. But it was inreal people immediately thoughts dope, dope
this moment. Don't have to spoilit, but was when everyone yelled.
I feel like I kind of ledthat chant a little bit when a certain
store clone trooper popped up. Ithink I kind of let it a little
(08:05):
bit at listen and everyone. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't care to
see it was the thing. Ithought it would be very rowdy and rocky,
and it was before we started.We got we were in some thrown
chance, which was right, butI think she was just started. Everyone's
like quiet, yeah, processing this. It was. It was. It
was a good group of of ofStar Wars fans, and I think everybody
knew that they were there for,you know, they got an opportunity to
(08:26):
do something in an hour early,Yeah, an hour early, be with
a bunch of other Star Wars fansand be respectful and be nice, which
is great to see that that stilllives in humanity somehow, somehow, not
with this guy. But you know, it's fine. I didn't want to
tell anybody I'm dead inside, likecrazy, but I'm not gonna bother you
speaking of dead inside, sir,h Spirit Halleen is very well alive in
(08:48):
thriving right now. Okay, haveyou visited a your local spirit Halloween story
because they don't have called open mysize I have. The baby costume was
there, I'm and I was likemore and I saw it and were like
because the one by us opening adead bed bath and beyond makes sense.
And we saw it like all memoriesand we went to the baby bridge,
(09:09):
cry baby Bridge, maybe I should. We're gonna look up another that's gone,
that's been thrown away, what thebaby get it again, and then
wear it to the party that werethe baby is back. It's a pretty
simple costume. It's just hot inthere. It'll be fine for an ac
though. Yeah, but it's gonnabe a lot of people the house in
the house party. The protects youtoo, in case anybody unwanted. That's
(09:35):
everybody. We won't talk to anybodycostumes deflating. I gotta go costumes inflating.
Sorry, any room, I needsix inches away from everybody. But
yeah, so because you were talkingabout maybe doing a onesie, Yes,
they did. The spirit Halloween hasa butt ton of onesie costumes this year.
A bunch of Pokemon ones. There'sa Charisard one so you could be
(09:58):
Chars right, you get the littlewing flaps with it. Oh, you
can do that. They have athree They have a three X for sure,
and that leo a little seven ornine to feel comfortable, nath No,
you don't go naked underwear. No, every time I wear onesday to
work, I'm just wearing underwear underneathit. Why is that you know we're
a pair of mesh shorts too.No, I'm good. I'm not taking
(10:22):
it off in front of anybody unlessI go to the bathroom. There it's
a ropper situation unless clothes to freedomair flying naked. I'm not a fan
of flying naked. I got underwearand put it another layer, underwear on
another layer, sir, just incase one case of what I don't know,
the costume rips or gets really sweatyand then you get the swamp booty
(10:43):
everywhere, Like I just open upon the buttons up top. You gotta
have another layer on. I'm sorry, that's aggressive? Is that aggressive?
You have a T shirt on?No, you don't even have a T
shirt on, flying skinless honey,you better open up then you know I'm
sexy cho right now. Bro,you gotta at least have your bass layer
(11:09):
that any costume or I think withOnesies you have it. If it's a
Onesie costume for Halloween, you needto have another layer. You can't just
have a layer and that's it.Well, so if I'm wearing let's random
costume, say I'm the Joker andwearing a Joker costume, don't have to
wear an under layer under that costumeslike a T shirt and a separate pair
(11:33):
of shorts under that costumes or notthat's my outfit for the day. Yeah,
but you gotta at least protect we'resaying for Onesie things, because that's
so the baby costume. You're wearingclothes underneath the baby. I'm gonna wear
shorts or pants, and that's what'sgonna make you sweat though, not the
fact that I'm wrapped in a fallof plastic. It's got air. Just
(11:54):
blow up the air. It litcirculate a circulate all right, well,
spirit Alleen, go scare Max oneday this weekend. We gotta go today,
uh and go get him soccer cleatsbecause yesterday was his first soccer part.
What is Max trying to be for, Halle? Do you know already
a ninja normal ninja black, allblack, like a ninjago or just ninja
(12:20):
ninja, just a ninja. Hehim and his mom picked that out.
So that's be proactive. Get yourcostumes now. Don't wait till October twenty
parents, I know, right,do it now? Costco had him like
a month ago. Yeah. Costcohas kids costumes all and it's all like
the onesie stuff, all this starlord you know all. I went to
(12:41):
Target the other day and there wasthey were setting up the Halloween costume section
and just one lady setting up.I felt so bad for it because like
you have to have it in acertain order or whatever. She's opening boxes.
It's like where the island is thisgoing? No, the one the
one in Wheaton already had the doublethe double stacked uh hangers with all the
(13:03):
costumes laid out and everything, andthat was like a month ago. I
gotta go back into Costco this weekand get more toilet paper too, by
the way, almost that it's somedp need that you need to restock,
that you need to do the wholeWill Ferrell, Yes, from but do
your brother has one brother has alot of things number Yeah, exactly,
(13:28):
exactly, He's got a lot ofthings that I'm never gonna have. But
I don't know. But they scareme to do it up. That just
why does it scare you? Becauseit's scared here, I'll tell you it's
scared me. But then you knowI'm a bravey every time. Yea,
even in the morning. Is it? So you still have to use toilet
paper, but you're not using asmuch they dry it up. Yeah,
I'm gonna probably be using as muchtoo, I know, I don't do.
(13:54):
You know there was a guy inradio who was so big that he
actually had he used towels. He'dstand up instead of toilet paper, take
the towel and do the floss.Yeah, because he was too big to
turn around and reach behind him.No, no, an he worked with
that guy. Yeah, yeah,he was that he got he got to
that big. It was Rob Cruise. Skinny man boy doesn't gain weight.
(14:22):
I feel like he's gotten smaller everyyear. I'm stop running, to stop
running. You see his instagram runningIt's like, why are you running too?
White people's stuff. I don't dothat anymore. Yeah, why don't
you took a break? I'm aboutto go back to the gym. Gym
because that's what's actually gonna help.So why because your legs are all jacked
up? What's going on? Idon't want to be aged? Where am
(14:43):
I? Where? What do youmean aged? What does that mean?
Aged? Running? A running likeages your face faster? Huh because of
the weather, like weather's your skinmore. That's not really, that's a
real thing. That is not That'swhy Joe Biden has those we weird ass
like a weird walk because he runsso much, so his knees are like
(15:05):
busted to hell. I'm compared tolike someone else the same age that didn't
really like do jogging jogging, they'dbe fine. Bike is the best way
to go. Do you want tobuy my Peloton? Maybe you still want
to pay for that though, buymy paloton, I'll still pay the ninety
nine ninety ninety nine a month,is it not? I gotta check it
(15:30):
out. I don't know, eventell me, I'm not. I gotta
check how much that thing costs.I gotta get back on that baby.
I look at it every day andI'm like, I love you, But
where is it? Is it inyour room? My room? Which is
the most annoying? You should justput it on your outdoor balcony. It's
like you wait, no, especiallynow, like now it's a good time
to do it where it's like kindof like like hot low eighties now,
(15:50):
like when it's hot or look fine, O get hot, then you're you're
gonna get hot regardless, Like no, but I prefer to work out.
And they didn't get the signs signsof nature. Then it seems like you're
actually cycling instead of just staying inone spot. I mean, yeah,
no, I don't know, butyou do know what I do know,
(16:11):
it's time for something good actions wherewe read real misconnections from the DMV.
According to craigslist dot orgie Washington,DC dot craigslist dot org slash mid oh,
they're mid These are real ones.We usually shout out where the location
is trying to figure out what's goingon that person's head. Most of the
(16:32):
time. They involve sex most ofthe time. Even if you don't think
they do, they do, theydon't they do. So good sir,
Eric, you read the first one. Life is short. Let's make the
best of it. Sit Wait,life gonna be a dream dream Rock Creek
Park. I've been looking for afemale friend to meet on regular basis,
(16:56):
just our little secret. Life isshort and I'm trying to make the most
of my complicated situation. Won't lastforever. Excuse me. I'd like to
be a better person to someone wholikes to talk and share. Would be
nice over forty if possible, best, But I'm open to anyone. Send
pics. What do you think?They're complicated situations. Hey, we're trying
(17:22):
to end this thing. Anyone wantto be one? Yeah? Right,
I need my first next one.Woman have noted the esthetic appeal of my
object? Capital Lounge? Those CapitalLounge DC. It's like DC, but
like Twelfth Street. Yeah, SoutheastDCA. I've heard that there are some
(17:45):
women out there who are very visuallystimulated. I'm looking for one of those
women right now. Would you bewilling to have a look and share you'
onest opinion. Remember when double whatwas it chat roulette? Yes, so
we did that a while ago,we first did the redo of the podcast.
(18:07):
I feel like that that's what thisguy just needs to go do instead,
because I thought it is a penisis or that German guy. We
talked to you for like twenty minutes. How are you? I don't know
what English? Right? That's alwaysfun. The next one Eric missing puffing
on cigars booie. Any guys liketheir cigars puffed on? Give me a
(18:29):
shout. I'm very good puffer andI don't like the smof bother me.
That's about blow jobs is the smokehis man specials because they don't the special
bother me. The product, theproduct of the puffing is the smoking.
There's the next one is interesting.There's a whole paragraph that I'm not gonna
(18:52):
read because I don't know what itis and it seems weird. But I'm
gonna read what matters your oreo dunkmissed my tequila bottle Envy Bailey cross Road.
It's a quote from a passage fromWi Wilmhurst. I'm not reading that
because I don't know ninety five percentof people worldwide. Two's a McDonald's version
of how to experience their sexuality quickbite here, very little regard of meaning
(19:15):
or taste, hungry an hour later, never satisfied. The other five percent
come find me based in false Church, Virginia, even though I put Bailey's
Crossroad as my location. Email formore details and read this quote your oreo
dunk, miss my tequila bottle.In all periods of the world's history,
and in every part of the globe, their passwords and societies have existed outside
(19:41):
the limits of the official church forthe purpose of teaching what they call the
mysteries. What the flip oreo dunk? All right, Eric, your next
one, and this is the lastone, because I know you don't know
what this means. I missed thelow playment, lock playmates. I miss
(20:02):
my lock playmates. I miss howwe used to meet up in the stacks
and kiss. On occasion we wouldgo even further. I would do anything
to fill your lips on me again, Eric, what do you think lock
means late octagon cock? No,it is lots of cock. I miss
(20:23):
my lots of cock playmates. Bigdick other words for b D big energy.
Let's see, yeah, huh,didn't know that one though. I
just learned that one today. Prettymuch. You might ever want to google
one an abbreviation me and just putthe abbreviation and an urban diction. That's
how we learned about white male isw Edmondson, a woman, a bunch
(20:47):
of other ones. So I wouldsee on the tenders, it's the SMIMG
or whatever. Show me your butt. No in monogamous relationship or only once
trenogious relationship. Pull pull it up. Let's let's go through some swipes real
quick. You know, Oh god, really right? I have five people
that apparently want to I narrow itdown for you. Out of those five,
(21:07):
no, not to pay to seewhat they look like? Oh really
yeah, it's they matched with me. But so you can never connect with
them unless you pay pay the eighteendollars for the one week. And was
it for a super hinge or something, No, it's Tinder. That's how
Tinder works nowadays. Maybe because Ican't meet with anyone off a Tinder off
the normal get go now anymore,no need to pay for Tinder now.
(21:30):
I think it's because I'm in thethe elder range, because I'm an older
man that I have to pay toBeyond the Amps. Yeah, br let
me swipe one for you. No, come on, let me look,
there's no show me. I wantto swipe one for you. I don't
know what these are. I datedmy wife before, all right, so
this left is left, left isbat left is no, right is good?
Okay? And if I want tosee multiple photos, have the photo.
(21:53):
That's a no for you. Okay, that's a no for you.
That's definitely no. No no foreric. I look, how you guys
all know my type? No?Maybe that was an what is it?
Oh? They got me cancer network? Wait? That was an ad?
That was an ad? Brou No, watch would he find them when I
(22:18):
fall in love with the rest ofmy life? No knowing Andrew, because
he doesn't know me the best kpop? How do you feel about KP?
But it's a fake one because itisn't a fake Asian Asian writing right
there or whatever? You're right?That was a fake one. Wait.
Oh it puts a big fat nopeon the stage. I just realized that,
dude. Apparently, No, no, my god, I gotta get
(22:41):
one. You're not gonna get oneswipe homie, No, no, no,
no, maybe no, No,lady again, he shouldn't magine if
the ad lady you're always it?Why are you always on my deer?
(23:03):
No? No, no, man, ladies are striking out. How does
it give you a Amazon Books?Right speaking? Amazon just bought new sheets.
Let's see how these feel. No, hopefully they're not terrible. They
might be, but you never know. Most are gonna go to what do
(23:26):
you think it is? Bro righton the No, I don't care.
It's probably a bot anyways. Halfof these on tender are bots that so
I really don't use it that much. A de activated bumble. You saw
that, a de activated bumble Andthat's saying the podcast because I swiped right
and Eric didn't look at it.Good luck, good sir. You can
(23:52):
follow me, Andrew Hoodie Why youcan follow Eric m r R I see
k V. Let's start like alwaysremember it's okay to be weird. It's
sexy. It got weird, didn'tit. Yeah,
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