August 26, 2022 • 38 mins
The ladies talk ALL things horoscopes. You wanna know about your sign? Let Honey and Carolina Mercado tell you what you need to know.
PLUS: Hear about a bedroom mishap from Honey that is sure to have you cracking up laughing!
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
I'm Honey German. My parents are Dominican. I was born
and raised in New York City. I love sneakers and
I'm a body positive aadicate. I'm Carolina Bermudez, but i
was born and raised in Ohio. I'm a wife, a mama,
and a worker being. This is life in English. Well,
good morning, honey. I have a question for you to
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start the show. All right, let's get right to it.
What's your question? Do you believe in the zodiac? Are
you a follower of this whole situation? I read it
well when when I'm our guy was alive, I was
more into the zodiac. But but I don't feel like
anybody has taken over for him. So you know, I'll
read it if I I used to read it in
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the newspaper, but now I guess I don't remember the
newspaper had it and everything. I'm sorry, what's that word?
What's that word? You just said? What whodokis? But I'm saying,
like we're totally showing our age by talking about newspapers, right,
I mean, that's how I used to read it too,
though it was always like in the back section where
the advice column was like where all the fun stuff
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and entertainment was so yeah. I mean, there are some
people who live and die by the zodiac though. That's
my sister and I just rolled my eyes when she
saw us about well because that's a capitale. Oh well,
that's the areas for you. I'm like, so every single
areas has the same qualities. Well apparently, and I have
not done the proper research, but apparently you can base
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somebody's personality off of their zodiac sign. And while I
don't subscribe to it very much, I will say there
are definitely qualities about tourists that fit me because I'm eighteen,
so I'm at the beginning I believe of No, I'm sorry,
I think I'm at the end of taurists. So I'm
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May eighteenth, and I think tourists ends on like May one,
and then you get into Gemini and they're they're a
whole other animal because Greg T's a gem and I
And let me tell you something, that guy is looning.
He's a fun time though I could tell he is.
But definitely this is something that people will either eliminate
somebody from their life because there of their zodiac signs. So,
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for example, I have a friend who would never date scorpios,
and I said, now, wait a minute, why on earth
would you never date scorpios. I heard they're the most sensual,
the most sexual that they have, like the passion and
all of this stuff. She dated one Scorpio and that
ended it for her, ruined ruined it for everybody. It
was over. Every single Scorpio couldn't get no buns after that,
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could not get the cheeks after that. So one Scorpio
ruined it for them all. So I found this great
article which I want to know, what is it? Wait,
you're you're a New Year's baby, So what are you? Capricorn? Girl?
I am a Capricorn. I got it off the top
of my head. We are an amazing sign. And you
know it's crazy. I love other Capricorns. I guess we
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get each other, but it's I would never be like, oh,
because I'm a Capricorn. I do this because I'm a Capricorn.
I do that like I don't resort back to the
zodiac sign. I'm a firm belief of that every single human,
no matter what sun or year, if you're the Pig,
if you're the rat, if you're Venus, I don't give up.
Everybody is different. You out here just you know, molding
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uself into who you are. You believe in the zodiac.
Talk to me, Carolyn and put me on. I feel
like I am, like I said, I very I have
qualities of a Taurus, but I don't really subscribe to
the whole thing that Like, that's exactly what describes me.
So Taurus. There homebodies. Check, I'm a homebody. Uh, they're
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hard workers. Check, I'm a hard worker. They are loyal,
check very loyal, very into family, check very into family,
and then come to bad things. They are stubborn. Check
I am stubborn. Um, there are hous tour So you're
running down all these qualities. Keep going, But don't you
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think that that would describe your husband? So that's the thing.
It's like, there must be something to it that we're
missing if we are not really into the whole zodiacting.
I guess I just don't judge people by their signs.
But there are definitely people who are listening right now,
and you know who you are that you will not
funk with a cancer because cancers are X y Z
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or you dated a cancer, or your sister or whoever
it is. So it's like we all have our own biases.
I guess against certain signs on the zone giving. I
want to see if they match up. You were you
you said stubborn. That one matches up for sure. This
man is stubborn. Okay, So it says like intelligent, dependable, dependable,
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for sure, dedicated. The one that just keeps coming up
is stubborn. That is it. We provide stability. We like
beautiful things, we like luxuries sometimes, but I don't that
that overtakes us. The other thing that a taurus. I've heard.
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Another quality that is not a great one is the
intense neediness. Are you needy or were you at any point?
I don't know if I'm needy. I think that I
definitely have that quality when it comes to my husband.
I depend on him. I depend on him for certain things.
So maybe that could be and that range of neediness.
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But I don't know. I don't think that those are
necessarily bad things about me being stubborn. I think sometimes
it's a good thing when you really believe in your convictions,
when you really believe in something and you're like, no,
I'm okay with saying this is who I am, and
I'm gonna stick with my opinion. So I feel like
Nooney and I are misunderstood. I feel like you don't
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love us for who we are. Honey. Now, this is
one thing I'm gonna tell you about a Taurus. When
you guys get mad, bro move out the way these people,
we're gonna go crazy. That's true. I did look this
up and it's said, and I think that this is
very true. It says when Taurus are prone to anger,
once enraged, they can be terrifying. And I'm not gonna lie.
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I think I have scared the Bejesus out of Mark
Grossman once or twice in his life. You are marry
Latina with there you go, Mark, She's a Taurus. And
that's right. You were looking for the fire and fuego
and you got it, homie. So there you have it.
But now what about you, honey, Because December thirty one
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your New Year's baby, as I mentioned, and that's a
really special thing. But what are the qualities that people
would look for in a Capricorn? And we're gonna get
to this list in a second. I want you guys
to keep listening because we found this really amazing list
that I want to share with you guys that maybe
you can go in your head and think about the
people in your life and how it applies to them.
You know. When it comes to being a Capricorn, I
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feel like we're ambitious, We're very organized, we're goal oriented.
I feel like every Capricorn I know is super goal
oriented and they don't mind the hustle like they will
get to it, which is also part of our bad
qualities because we can be pretty much ruthless. When we
want to achieve a goal, we gonna go in and
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until it's not done, we don't care what happens to
anything or anyone. That one can be seen as as
a negative a positive negative, But there's there's a lot
of good qualities about you know. Capricorns were also very dependable,
We're very loyal, We're good at keeping secrets. Listen to me.
I'm gonna be over generalizing and putting everybody in the
same bunch with me, you know. But but don't you
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think those are like some of the similar qualities that
I have. And that's the reason why I always say
like it depends on the person, it doesn't necessarily depend
on their sign. Because I feel like you could have
different factors. It could be the way that you were raised,
it could be the location where you were raised. That
could change that. Well, this article that we found, I
think this is great and I wanted to run it
by you because there's a relationship mantra for every zodiac
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sign and this is from Elite Daily. They broke it
down and I started reading it and I thought it
was a little ridiculous, But then I thought, wait a minute,
they might be onto something here. So they talked about aries. Okay,
so aries get lost in the thrill of commitment. According
to them, so they're fearless in all things and love
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and lust. Aries has an unmatched zest for life. Well
that's where I called bullshit, because I have an unmatched
zest for life. Okay, that is not exclusive to Aries.
I love to live my life. I love new experiences.
So that's where I called a little bit of bs.
But it continues. Aries, you can find yourself careening hard
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and fast into whirlwind relationships. I have a friend who
is an Aries. If a guy looks at her a
certain type of way, she's gonna marry him, They're gonna
have kids, they have a house. She's looking on Zillo.
You know what I mean. So that's where I feel like. Okay,
that's very descriptive for sure. So when the dust settles
for these people that thirst for excitement may leave in
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their relationship and you have to search for the next
great thing. Okay, so that's aries now going through it.
Don't mind me. But why do I want you to
say all these zodiac signs like Walter adds, that's your job, honey, Okay,
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give us, give us the Walter Walter Medico Taurus would yes, okay,
And this headline the relationship Mantra says, turned the slow
burn into a hot spark. Okay. As a tourist, you're
a tune to pleasure and sensual delights. But as the
bull of the zodiac, you know what you want once
you set your sights on it. Okay, I subscribe. I'm there.
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But as dependable as an Earth sign, you feel comfortable
letting your walls down once you feel safe enough. I
will this, I will say this. I got you know
where my walls are, girls, I did. I did have
walls up in a lot of different relationships, and I
will say my husband is the only one, the only
man that I let in all the way, And I
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don't mean that in a you know exactly exactly, so
you know, once we open up, we let our partner
come in completely. Um. And then it goes on to
say that after a while, your partner will expect vulnerability
as a sign of deepening intimacy. So that just means like,
the more you open up, the more somebody knows that
you love them and that you trust them. That's where
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I saw the list and I said, okay, all right,
I'm in. I feel like that could be a descriptive
of your new Nie. I think I feel you know,
what's crazy. I feel like I didn't get to get
to know the sensitive side of him until after we
were married, like ten years later. He was super close
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go off and you know, it was a tough exterior
and it was hard to crack. I don't know if
it was the whole like you know, Brooklyn kid or
Puerto Rican kid. I don't know what it was, but
this man was not with the ships. Then when we
got married, I was like, Wow, I'm getting to know
a whole new person. But then that goes back to
what I said to you. It goes it's based off
of the way that you were raised, the location where
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you were raised, your environment. I think a lot of
these things factor in geminis. Like I said, Greg teams
that Gemini. I think he's straight crazy. But anyway, this
list says that Geminis need to allow themselves to free fall.
And it goes on to say that you're passionate about
getting to know a lot of different people, which means
your interest in your partners can be superficial and flighty
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at best. And they say that Geminis they talk, move
and process so quickly sometimes that it can be hard
for others to keep up with you. So definitely Greg,
that is Greg Team Man. That guy he moves, you know.
The thing about him is just that he's so quick
to fly off the handle and he see it. But
but he's quick with his words and quick with his actions.
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And so that's the reason why I feel like some
of these are very on target and other ones not
so much. Um for cancer, Okay, Mark is a cancer.
He's got that hard exterior, but once you crack the shell,
he's got that soft, mushy inside, just like a crab.
Because he's a cancer. So they say cancers are sweet,
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sentimental and sensual. There are a triple threatened relationships. You're
comfortable with the idea of falling love, but for you,
the problem is falling in love too fast. That is
not true. That is not true. It took a while.
I have a cancer, very close cancer, and she used
to fall in love fast and hard. So I don't know.
Maybe the females are different when it comes to concept.
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So I'll give you a little story. When Mark Grossman
and I first were getting together, and we were a
couple of months into the relationship, and I felt it
and I was all in and I really wanted to
be with this guy. And you know, one day I
looked at him and I said, I love you. And
do you know what he said to me? Thank you?
The first time you told him I love you. This
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man replied with thank you. Because that's why I'm saying
this is BS. Because if he was really all in
and fell in love right away so fast, like your friend,
and he would have said he loved me back. But
it took for me. It was a step by step.
I don't know how will you embarrassed? Did you not
even register what happened? I was I started laughing. I
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think that that broke the tension. I was like, thank
you really, and he was like no, of course, Like
of course, He's like, I don't know what to say,
and we both had a laugh about it. But that's
where I feel like this isn't true. But then there
is one little point that they wrote out in this
article about cancer. They say, once you meet someone with
real potential, it can be hard for you not to
dive into the relationship and surrender to all of your
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field good emotions. And that was like six months in.
He looked at me and he said, that's it. We're
moving in together. He decided, and he just said, he
was like, I'm not gonna do weekends. I'm not going
to do this other stuff like I love you. This
is gonna be the rest of our lives. So that
I did, you know, I feel like these there's some
little hints here and there, and if people are listening
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right now and you're like, wait, wait until you get
to my sign, Okay, we're gonna do all of these,
and I feel bad. So honey, if you want to
do some of them, I don't want to read all
of them. If you don't want me to, let me
do this one because this is my mama's sign Leo.
They had let go of the perfection. Leo's exemplified dining,
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sam strength and captivating magnetic energy, and they light up
the zodiac with their fiery passion as supreme confidence. Since
Leo's are used taking up space and commanding attention, that
is definitely my mother. She needs to take her wherever
she goes. She's like your omni boss. She has all
this masculine energy because wherever she goes, she just has
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to like stick acclaim, did she Rick Ross the boss? Real?
I know so many Leo's and that is the b
d E that they give off. They give off that
big dick energy if they even if they don't have it,
even got cows like Rick Ross. That a rain she's
been putting on wranglers and a cowgirl hat. Oh she's like,
oh eleven. I'm like she alverady had to talk and
talk about oh these cows and those horses. I'm like, lady,
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won't you sit your gass down. She's on an a
TV at like sixty five years old. I'm like, I
love it, Mom, call me house down before you break
a hip. And you can't make it out of that.
But it also says, Leo's have an outgoing personality. They're
not afraid of going after what they want, and they
often want the best of the best. That the Leos
that I know, they always want nice houses, they always
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want some nice cars. And also it talks about when
it comes to relationship, they have to be willing to
expand the idea of what love looks like because they
can be looking, you know, for a perfect that a
person that just perfectly matches them. But don't you think
also that with Leo's, because they think so highly of themselves,
it's really hard to date somebody who are not going
to be on their level ever because they think that
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they are just number one, and so how will they
find room to bring that other person in? So I
think it's really challenging. And I will say this, like
some of my best friends are Leo's and I am
envious of their confidence because they just it's it's innate,
it's natural, and I think that's a beautiful thing. Some
people have to work on their confidence, but I think
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that that can be a trigger in relationships where the
Leo's that I know tend to think about themselves first.
And in relationships sometimes you have to put the other
person first. That's a fact. My mom is a Leo
and she's been married, I believe three or four times now.
She don't put up bullshit. She won't move on. She's like,
this is not working out for me. This person is
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not good enough for me. Time to move on to
a whole another marriage. So that is true about Leo's
if I'm saying it coming from what I've experienced in
my household, right, well, then virgo is next. And you
know both of my babies are virgos. Noah and Asher
are both yes, and I can't believe it. They're born
two days apart in September, so they're little virgos. This
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is a coincidence. I need answers. You just can't just
skim through that. You have two babies two years apart,
so it means you're having sex at the same exact
time sometime in November. I guess I don't even know,
but yes to you were like, I don't gotta work
for four days, let's just get it in one weekend long.
What what did I say to my brother? My brother
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was cracking up because he said the same thing. He's like,
let me do the mass math I said the turkey
wasn't the only one being stuffed. He goes, oh, He's like,
you're my sister. I don't want to hear that. So
the birthdays were coincidental. This is what's even more crazy.
Both of my boys had the same do date. And
I had to tell the doctor with Asher to change
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his birthday because I said, I can't do that to him.
He needs to have his own day. So I made
Ashers September four because I said, his brother will always
get things first, and that's the only thing that he'll
be able to have before his brother. So his birthday
comes first. Mom, And you're a good mom, because my
would have been like, these kids don't be born on
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the same day because I ain't got money for no
two birthday, same cake, same booking. I don't think I
don't try. I don't think I do not try. But
now they're getting older, they have their own interests and
it's really interesting to see that even though they're both
the same sign, they're very different. And that's the reason
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why I really don't believe that you can base I
want people who really believe in the zodiac signs to
maybe think on their approach of how they judge people,
because you really just can't base it off of what
these things say. So for virgos, they say that Virgo
has a natural affinity for organization and precision, and that
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includes affairs of the heart. So when Virgos are vibing
with with someone, they're less likely to be present and
more likely to analyze others. And that breaks my heart. Like,
I hope my kids can all in love. I hope
that they are not so analytical and breaking down the
other person, you know, trying to figure them out, so
that they can really experience what a fool love is.
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So their perfectionists, which is very true. And um, they
say when they commit, they commit strongly. So my hope
is that whoever they fall in love with, hopefully they
can look at them through that lens and not be
so analytical because I see it in my older son
but not so much and my young my younger son
is a perfectionist. So I'm just hopeful that they aren't
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like that. Um My mom is a Libra, so I'm
gonna give you this one. My mom is a Libra.
And they say it's all about balance, harmony, and diplomacy. Well,
that is a lie because my mother was a dictator.
She didn't take any ship. We didn't have any chance
to chime in. But mom, there was button but nothing.
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My mom would be like better nada. It was her
way and that was it. So they say that, um,
they're amazing communicators and social butterflies, which is so. It's
so true. My mother is the life of the party.
She shows up and everybody just like gravitates toward her.
And they say that they're ruled by Venus, making them
obsessed with all things relationships, especially romantic ones, And that
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I can say is true. My mother is obsessed with
her children. She's always been there for us. She and
my father have been married for almost sixty years. So
I don't know, Libra, you might be onto something here.
And honey, I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna give you Scorpio.
I'm gonna give you the Scorpio one because, as I
told you, my friend dated one scorpio and she said
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after that it was game over. Okay. When it comes
to you, Scorpios, this article right here says that you're
all about bearing your soul and going deep during your relationships,
your intense complex and mysteriously alluring. You moved confidently towards
your passion with ease. That tw weird when you're passionate
but you're easing into it. Yeah, that you're Yeah, you're
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not afraid to share your soul and your heart with others,
which makes you an appealing match for partners wanting the
same level of intensity. There's the key word when it
comes to scorpio intensity. That's what I always hear. I
hear they're very intense sexually, with their personalities and just
in life in general. Have you experienced scorpios before, Carolina?
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I had an ex boyfriend who was a scorpio, and
I believe Yeah, Okay, where's pony can we put on?
Just think in the back of your mind? Genuine pony? No,
I'm kidding. I'm really not though. Uh this person who
I dated for a long time, UM, I think you
touched on it, honey. The perfect word was intense. He
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was very intense with his love of I guess I
would say he was passionate, but certain things he was
almost too intense. It was almost like you know when
a little girl gets a stuffed animal and she loves
her stuffed animals so much that she squeezes that bear
and it looks like the bear's head's gonna pop off.
That was that relationship. So it really wasn't like he
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gave me any room to breathe. There wasn't like really
a lot. I felt very stifled because yes, he loved me,
but was it a good love? Was it a healthy love?
And I think that that was something that I really
had to examine and it ultimately lead to the end
of our relationship because I just didn't feel like I
could grow with this person. I felt like everything was
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like on on their terms. So I don't know, but
I don't feel like that's fair. Suffocating me not only
with like the relationship, but also his thoughts on how
I should move and how I should do this very
like controlling, And that's why I feel like it's not fair.
But I but there there are plenty of scorpios who
are not like I'm gonna tell you my experience. Would
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a scorpio was it a man? It was actually a
female friend. The relationship was you know, it started normal,
then it became very intense, then it became long story short,
I felt like she was in love with me. I
don't know. I felt like it just became more of
like a a same that the same sex couple type
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of friends without a sex. It was just like a
lot of arguing, a lot of being intense, a lot
of going back and forth, and you know, in the end,
we just had like a blowout and the friendship was
over because I felt like she just wanted all of me,
everything about me. She kind of like, in a way
also wanted to be me. It was just weird. It
was so so weird. We would argue and it felt
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like this person just thought they owned me, and I
was like, no, I can't continue this friendship. This friendship
has got to go. I guess I can, and maybe
I can label that my one almost less being a relationship. Honey,
what do they My mom used to say, Oh my gosh,
this is so terrible. And I'm not saying this in
a negative way, but it's like whenever two women were
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I know, I'm not gonna say it it's terrible, but yes,
I don't want to get his canceled. That's why I'm
gonna reserve my thoughts for it. But I would say
it's more of like a single white female type of
vibe maybe that you got not even that intense. It
felt like I felt like arguing heavily. It was just
like in friendships, you shouldn't really be like that with
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each other. So it sounds like she was really like
kind of in another layer with you, or maybe that
she felt it was a little deeper than you did.
Maybe I don't know what the friendship ended, but I
still remember this person very vividly because I'm like, Wow,
this bitch was intense. Bro Well, yes, now we only
have a couple more left, and I'm gonna breeze through
these really quickly, because like, I don't know, I never
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messed with a Sagittarius, but apparently they find freedom and love.
They're optimists, they're honest, and they're spontaneous in their relationships.
I feel like those are really wonderful qualities, Like wouldn't
you love somebody to be like, honey, pack of bag,
we're going to Paris? Are you kidding me? That would
be like amazing. But I don't feel I don't know,
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I don't feel like the Sagittarius people I know are
spontaneous in any way, shape or form. Let's say Bella
Bella is a Sagittarius. That woman gott to plan sh
it out. Got planned it out for a week. Are
you crazy me to tell her, Hey, tomorrow we're gonna go,
let's say to New Orleans. Hell no, She's like, I
gotta order my beads on Amazon and on You crazy,
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I don't have the right umbrella. You know they bring those.
She's not a little parasol. Yeah. But see, you're totally
proving the point though, too, honey, because it says they're
free spirited nature that they can make it hard for
them to commit since they have so many options out there.
So basically you're saying, your sister a Sagittarius is not
this fly by the seat of her pants spontaneous type
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of vibe. But I mean I would go with the
optimism and the honesty. I think Bella is both of
those things. So that's where we really like pull some
of the best qualities from each of the signs. Capricorn,
this is your baby, this is Yumi. Huh, this is
expressed express your inner nurturer. Honey. It says there are
so many qualities. Oh, I love this. This is so true.
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It says Capricorn, there are so many qualities to adore
about you. I co sign yes there are, and it
says pretty adorable. It says that you tend to be
pretty realistic about love. Capricorn's approach romantic commitments with a
sense of responsibility. They walk into relationships with caution and care,
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and that when you go all in with someone, you're
totally aware of what you're choosing in the relationship. And
this is what makes you a generous, loyal, and serious partner. Now,
despite your focus, you have an uninhabited romantic side that
you unlith Oh honey, that it and tell me more
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about this uninhabited side that you gotta elish. Girl. Listen,
when you open one for somebody and you're a Capricorn,
you gonna go all in. I'm talking like setting the
crib up with candles, champagne, chocolate syrup, all that stuff.
I don't know. People still do this, have a crazy
stuff at the beginning of their relationships. But I used
to be the person that used to said everything up
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in my relationship. When I first met my husband, I'd
be like, Oh, yeah, I got us, this, I got us,
We're gonna go here, We're gonna go there. I was
the one that was romantic. I was the one that
used to, you know, set everything up. So Capricorns can
be very romantic, but we could also be very tough
and dry. Once we're done with you, bro, We're done
with you, motherfucker. Do not call this phone no more.
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I love don't live here no more, and neither do you.
It's not right, but it's okay. We're gonna make it anyway.
But I'm the same way. I'm a tourist and I'm
not trying to go back to any ex is. I
just had this discussion with a girlfriend. A girlfriend of
mine was researching and I said, that was your first
mistake googling an X And I said, she calls it research, Like, okay,
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I'm like researching. What does that mean? Okay, So she
hasn't seen him in a while or they recently broke up.
They broke up six years ago, honey, and she was
just trying to research what he's up to, what's going on?
The guy has since been married. They they had they
recently had a baby, so they're not newly was but
they just had a baby. And she said, oh, did
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you hear about so and so? And I said, girl,
I didn't. First no, I said, why would you waste
your time. That relationship is done, yeah, final, you know,
and why on earth would you go back there? And
I think curiosity is really what was driving Exuse. I
don't think she has feelings for him anymore. But for me,
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when I'm done, I'm done. And that's exactly like you, honey.
You know. The only thing I'd be curious about Carolina
how they look nowadays. Sometimes I've been going online. I'm like,
let me see what this motherfucker ended up looking like?
Oh fatass? Oh hell no, you know. Sometimes I even
shown and he like, that's my act, like that cornball.
I'm like, why did I even show this? Managed He's
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not gonna let me. That's the only thing. But never like,
what are they up to her? Is she your friend?
Is single? I'm assuming right, yes, yes, she just just
broke up with the boyfriend. And then she was looking
in her past, so I think he wasn't the only one.
She was looking at other boyfriends. She looked up her
boyfriend from college and we were talking about him and stuff.
But it's just like, I just don't go back to
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old relationships. But honey, I am going to call you
out for a second. Go ahead, go for it, and
I I don't want you to get mad at me.
I don't think you give yourself enough credit because I
peep your stories. You're making those beautiful breakfasts with like
croissans and berries and mimosas. So you still have that
little spark in you where you're setting things up, and
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I see it all the time. Girl, No, come on,
I'm still like that. I still you know, I'm the
one that makes all the reservations. I find even Valentine's Day, like,
I'm the one that we're going here. And I love
you know, I love spoiling my husband. I still buy
him gifts, you know what. I'm saying, whatever he wants,
whatever he needs. He sees something and he's like, oh
that's too much, I'm not saying I'll buy it for him.
And you know, I definitely do a lot for I
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do a lot for everyone, anyone in my life. Whatever
they need, I'm definitely gonna do it. But I'm just
not that freak I was before. Apparently, No, I'm not
out here buying clear strip of heels. Talk about this
man gonna fall in love with me. He already in love. Girl,
I'm too clumsy. I'm too clumsy. You see me getting
injured all the time. I used to be so limber.
I told my husband, I'm a delicate flower, Honey, I
gotta stretch before. If you want me to do some tricks,
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I gotta be like, I gotta warm it up. Don't
talk about tricks. Like at the beginning of our relationship, girl,
I decided about this. I'm gonna take these strip of classes, right, okay,
I'm giving them learn how to clap my cheeks boom.
So then I go to Spencer. I'm like, yeah, I'm
a buda. It was like in a hot pink too.
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I said, this man's gonna see these moves. This is
like girl. So I hook up the strip of pole
in the house. It's like temper. I guess like you
squeeze it. I get on that put him. Oh no,
not like the shower rod poll. You got the shower
rod poll. You needed to screw that ship in. Yeah,
like a shower girl. I'm over here, wait one seventy girl,
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I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna show him my tricks. Girl.
First time I smoke on that pole, that ship flew off.
I landed on a glass coffee Carolina. This stop, girl,
I'm gonna be in my panties on a glass coffee table.
I pulled to the side. Carolina. Oh, I tried. I tried.
It was the most embarrassing moment of my life. Caroline. No,
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but look what happened. He married you. He put a
ring on it after that. Because you want to bring
him in, Caroline, I feel like I want to bring
him in, so you could tell you to bring in
bring Noony, we want to verify the story. Noony, Yeah,
hold on, I'm gonna call him. Hold Oh my gosh,
I'm dying right now. Of course I had to call
him on a cell phone. You know, we have a candle.
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It is not only but big. But this man never
hears me calling him. And here he is, Carolina and
his black wife. Come here, ladies and gentlemen. My favorite
part of this podcast any time he is on our
very special guest, it is now Nie and I call
him Newknie German because we all know who runs the house. Okay,
Sonontie Man. Great induction. Okay. So Honey was telling us
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about the time when she was about to like make
it make it hot. She went and got the strip
of poll from Spencer's and she went and she put
the tension on that pole and she said, I'm gonna
show this man when I'm about tell us what happened
when Honey tried to seduce you. Um, it was it was,
it was sexy, It was it was only sex sexy
for about fifteen seconds seconds right before Alex came off
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the ground and then everything came tumbling down in us.
The phone wasn't secure. She did the phone with kid
was like she just everything and oh my god, it
was like a mess. It went from from hot to
not in about seconds. But look at you now you
married her. You you like you put it down because
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you said, this girl is going to make the effort.
Did it not show you how much like she was
willing to put in? No? No, she definitely, no, No,
she definitely put a lot of effort. And definitely but
you know what word to the wise, if you are
going to get a poll, you gotta screw that ship
in because this never works out well for anybody. Yes, yes,
well for sure. But it was one of those what
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would you call it? One those pose it was. I
guess you would like screw it, like attention pressure to
the ceiling. I guess it wasn't I was a D
and seven. Hello, No, but it wasn't. It wasn't that
she was not holding me. Trust me first the first
moment that I wrapped that and he kept around that
pole and let go that hand. Because of your story,
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you live to tell the tale, and I will not
be doing the same for my husband. I'm gonna learn
from your mistake and I'll just tell him like he
is not getting that at home, no way, no how Newny.
Thank you everybody, nouoni, Oh my gosh, noony, love you alright,
go back to the south wing of the conduct. This
man I can never find, no I know, I love it.
Oh my gosh, that story. I don't even know how
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to wrap it up after that. But Pisces, we do
have one left. We do have one left, and I
can't even believe it's sorry, Pisces, but you gotta go
with the flow. It says, um Pisces. It says it's
one of the most complex zodiac signs out there, which
is very interesting because I've never dated a Pisces and
I don't really have many Pisces friends, so I really
don't know this personality. It says the planets have bestowed
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upon Pisces psychic energy, old soul vibes, intuitive winds, wisdom,
and compassion for others. But it says it allows them
to dial into their sensitivities and gives them with the
ability to flood their partner with watery, deep feelings. So
it can be easy for Pisces to get swept away
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in the current of love, but if you aren't careful,
you can project fairytale fantasies onto your partner. And that's
kind of what I was going to say, is that, like,
if you're a Pisces and you flood someone with your feelings,
it could be a turn off. That's a lot. I
don't I'm not really into all that, Like tell me
a little bit, but not don't flood me with your
watery feelings, right, Like I want details, but I don't
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want all the details, you know, Like I don't want
you to give me like back, And there are some
things that should be kept a mystery. And that's how
I wanted to really kind of wrap this whole thing up.
Is just like dating, It's always an adventure the way
that I look at dating. And there are people who
right now are probably in a relationship. Maybe they broke
up or looking for another relationship. I really love the
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fact that when I was dating, there wasn't social media,
so there was that mystery. Now, if you're not with
that person, you can go to their stories, oh look
there in homebook and having drinks with their friends, and
then that can make you have that fomo. So I
don't know. Maybe a little bit of mystery is a
good thing. Mystery is always good, but I guess now
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you gotta work extra hard at it, Like, don't post
every single thing you do everywhere you go. Let this
person miss you, let them see you when they see
you now, as soon as you wake up, and when
you go down to the gym, and then when you're
scratching your ass, like save something for later. I think
so because I feel like people are too ready to
flex on the Graham and show everybody what they're out,
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what they're doing, what they bought, what all of it.
So perhaps mystery is the biggest, biggest sign that we
should be looking for. Boom, I ended it. That's it,
that's it. We ended it with mystery. Mike drop the mic. Yeah,
I feel like that's what we need to do. So
this was so fun. I know, it's a different type
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of episode, but I thought that we could have some
fun with it because like, we never dive into it.
I don't think I'm taking over for like as you said,
but I think you definitely couldn't neither me. Are you crazy?
I was fumbling all over these damn words I ain't
used to old at. Don't give me a few cards, Carolina.
You'd be like, go off the head and I'll talk
for an hour, But you give me some cute cards
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and I'm gonna act like like hooked on findings definitely
didn't work for mecause, well, I'm in duo lingo over here,
so I need some help. Guys, make sure that you
reach out to us. We want to hear like is
the scorpio thing true? Have you dated a Pisces? Let
us know if we were onto something here or not.
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This is super fun. Always it's always fun. That's why
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I'm Honey German. My parents are Dominican. I was born
and raised in New York City. I love sneakers and
I'm a body positive aadicate. I'm Carolina Bermudez, but i
was born and raised in Ohio. I'm a wife, a mama,
and a worker being. This is life in English. Well,
good morning, honey. I have a question for you to
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start the show. All right, let's get right to it.
What's your question? Do you believe in the zodiac? Are
you a follower of this whole situation? I read it
well when when I'm our guy was alive, I was
more into the zodiac. But but I don't feel like
anybody has taken over for him. So you know, I'll
read it if I I used to read it in
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the newspaper, but now I guess I don't remember the
newspaper had it and everything. I'm sorry, what's that word?
What's that word? You just said? What whodokis? But I'm saying,
like we're totally showing our age by talking about newspapers, right,
I mean, that's how I used to read it too,
though it was always like in the back section where
the advice column was like where all the fun stuff
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and entertainment was so yeah. I mean, there are some
people who live and die by the zodiac though. That's
my sister and I just rolled my eyes when she
saw us about well because that's a capitale. Oh well,
that's the areas for you. I'm like, so every single
areas has the same qualities. Well apparently, and I have
not done the proper research, but apparently you can base
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somebody's personality off of their zodiac sign. And while I
don't subscribe to it very much, I will say there
are definitely qualities about tourists that fit me because I'm eighteen,
so I'm at the beginning I believe of No, I'm sorry,
I think I'm at the end of taurists. So I'm
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May eighteenth, and I think tourists ends on like May one,
and then you get into Gemini and they're they're a
whole other animal because Greg T's a gem and I
And let me tell you something, that guy is looning.
He's a fun time though I could tell he is.
But definitely this is something that people will either eliminate
somebody from their life because there of their zodiac signs. So,
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for example, I have a friend who would never date scorpios,
and I said, now, wait a minute, why on earth
would you never date scorpios. I heard they're the most sensual,
the most sexual that they have, like the passion and
all of this stuff. She dated one Scorpio and that
ended it for her, ruined ruined it for everybody. It
was over. Every single Scorpio couldn't get no buns after that,
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could not get the cheeks after that. So one Scorpio
ruined it for them all. So I found this great
article which I want to know, what is it? Wait,
you're you're a New Year's baby, So what are you? Capricorn? Girl?
I am a Capricorn. I got it off the top
of my head. We are an amazing sign. And you
know it's crazy. I love other Capricorns. I guess we
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get each other, but it's I would never be like, oh,
because I'm a Capricorn. I do this because I'm a Capricorn.
I do that like I don't resort back to the
zodiac sign. I'm a firm belief of that every single human,
no matter what sun or year, if you're the Pig,
if you're the rat, if you're Venus, I don't give up.
Everybody is different. You out here just you know, molding
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uself into who you are. You believe in the zodiac.
Talk to me, Carolyn and put me on. I feel
like I am, like I said, I very I have
qualities of a Taurus, but I don't really subscribe to
the whole thing that Like, that's exactly what describes me.
So Taurus. There homebodies. Check, I'm a homebody. Uh, they're
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hard workers. Check, I'm a hard worker. They are loyal,
check very loyal, very into family, check very into family,
and then come to bad things. They are stubborn. Check
I am stubborn. Um, there are hous tour So you're
running down all these qualities. Keep going, But don't you
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think that that would describe your husband? So that's the thing.
It's like, there must be something to it that we're
missing if we are not really into the whole zodiacting.
I guess I just don't judge people by their signs.
But there are definitely people who are listening right now,
and you know who you are that you will not
funk with a cancer because cancers are X y Z
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or you dated a cancer, or your sister or whoever
it is. So it's like we all have our own biases.
I guess against certain signs on the zone giving. I
want to see if they match up. You were you
you said stubborn. That one matches up for sure. This
man is stubborn. Okay, So it says like intelligent, dependable, dependable,
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for sure, dedicated. The one that just keeps coming up
is stubborn. That is it. We provide stability. We like
beautiful things, we like luxuries sometimes, but I don't that
that overtakes us. The other thing that a taurus. I've heard.
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Another quality that is not a great one is the
intense neediness. Are you needy or were you at any point?
I don't know if I'm needy. I think that I
definitely have that quality when it comes to my husband.
I depend on him. I depend on him for certain things.
So maybe that could be and that range of neediness.
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But I don't know. I don't think that those are
necessarily bad things about me being stubborn. I think sometimes
it's a good thing when you really believe in your convictions,
when you really believe in something and you're like, no,
I'm okay with saying this is who I am, and
I'm gonna stick with my opinion. So I feel like
Nooney and I are misunderstood. I feel like you don't
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love us for who we are. Honey. Now, this is
one thing I'm gonna tell you about a Taurus. When
you guys get mad, bro move out the way these people,
we're gonna go crazy. That's true. I did look this
up and it's said, and I think that this is
very true. It says when Taurus are prone to anger,
once enraged, they can be terrifying. And I'm not gonna lie.
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I think I have scared the Bejesus out of Mark
Grossman once or twice in his life. You are marry
Latina with there you go, Mark, She's a Taurus. And
that's right. You were looking for the fire and fuego
and you got it, homie. So there you have it.
But now what about you, honey, Because December thirty one
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your New Year's baby, as I mentioned, and that's a
really special thing. But what are the qualities that people
would look for in a Capricorn? And we're gonna get
to this list in a second. I want you guys
to keep listening because we found this really amazing list
that I want to share with you guys that maybe
you can go in your head and think about the
people in your life and how it applies to them.
You know. When it comes to being a Capricorn, I
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feel like we're ambitious, We're very organized, we're goal oriented.
I feel like every Capricorn I know is super goal
oriented and they don't mind the hustle like they will
get to it, which is also part of our bad
qualities because we can be pretty much ruthless. When we
want to achieve a goal, we gonna go in and
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until it's not done, we don't care what happens to
anything or anyone. That one can be seen as as
a negative a positive negative, But there's there's a lot
of good qualities about you know. Capricorns were also very dependable,
We're very loyal, We're good at keeping secrets. Listen to me.
I'm gonna be over generalizing and putting everybody in the
same bunch with me, you know. But but don't you
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think those are like some of the similar qualities that
I have. And that's the reason why I always say
like it depends on the person, it doesn't necessarily depend
on their sign. Because I feel like you could have
different factors. It could be the way that you were raised,
it could be the location where you were raised. That
could change that. Well, this article that we found, I
think this is great and I wanted to run it
by you because there's a relationship mantra for every zodiac
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sign and this is from Elite Daily. They broke it
down and I started reading it and I thought it
was a little ridiculous, But then I thought, wait a minute,
they might be onto something here. So they talked about aries. Okay,
so aries get lost in the thrill of commitment. According
to them, so they're fearless in all things and love
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and lust. Aries has an unmatched zest for life. Well
that's where I called bullshit, because I have an unmatched
zest for life. Okay, that is not exclusive to Aries.
I love to live my life. I love new experiences.
So that's where I called a little bit of bs.
But it continues. Aries, you can find yourself careening hard
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and fast into whirlwind relationships. I have a friend who
is an Aries. If a guy looks at her a
certain type of way, she's gonna marry him, They're gonna
have kids, they have a house. She's looking on Zillo.
You know what I mean. So that's where I feel like. Okay,
that's very descriptive for sure. So when the dust settles
for these people that thirst for excitement may leave in
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their relationship and you have to search for the next
great thing. Okay, so that's aries now going through it.
Don't mind me. But why do I want you to
say all these zodiac signs like Walter adds, that's your job, honey, Okay,
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give us, give us the Walter Walter Medico Taurus would yes, okay,
And this headline the relationship Mantra says, turned the slow
burn into a hot spark. Okay. As a tourist, you're
a tune to pleasure and sensual delights. But as the
bull of the zodiac, you know what you want once
you set your sights on it. Okay, I subscribe. I'm there.
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But as dependable as an Earth sign, you feel comfortable
letting your walls down once you feel safe enough. I
will this, I will say this. I got you know
where my walls are, girls, I did. I did have
walls up in a lot of different relationships, and I
will say my husband is the only one, the only
man that I let in all the way, And I
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don't mean that in a you know exactly exactly, so
you know, once we open up, we let our partner
come in completely. Um. And then it goes on to
say that after a while, your partner will expect vulnerability
as a sign of deepening intimacy. So that just means like,
the more you open up, the more somebody knows that
you love them and that you trust them. That's where
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I saw the list and I said, okay, all right,
I'm in. I feel like that could be a descriptive
of your new Nie. I think I feel you know,
what's crazy. I feel like I didn't get to get
to know the sensitive side of him until after we
were married, like ten years later. He was super close
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go off and you know, it was a tough exterior
and it was hard to crack. I don't know if
it was the whole like you know, Brooklyn kid or
Puerto Rican kid. I don't know what it was, but
this man was not with the ships. Then when we
got married, I was like, Wow, I'm getting to know
a whole new person. But then that goes back to
what I said to you. It goes it's based off
of the way that you were raised, the location where
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you were raised, your environment. I think a lot of
these things factor in geminis. Like I said, Greg teams
that Gemini. I think he's straight crazy. But anyway, this
list says that Geminis need to allow themselves to free fall.
And it goes on to say that you're passionate about
getting to know a lot of different people, which means
your interest in your partners can be superficial and flighty
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at best. And they say that Geminis they talk, move
and process so quickly sometimes that it can be hard
for others to keep up with you. So definitely Greg,
that is Greg Team Man. That guy he moves, you know.
The thing about him is just that he's so quick
to fly off the handle and he see it. But
but he's quick with his words and quick with his actions.
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And so that's the reason why I feel like some
of these are very on target and other ones not
so much. Um for cancer, Okay, Mark is a cancer.
He's got that hard exterior, but once you crack the shell,
he's got that soft, mushy inside, just like a crab.
Because he's a cancer. So they say cancers are sweet,
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sentimental and sensual. There are a triple threatened relationships. You're
comfortable with the idea of falling love, but for you,
the problem is falling in love too fast. That is
not true. That is not true. It took a while.
I have a cancer, very close cancer, and she used
to fall in love fast and hard. So I don't know.
Maybe the females are different when it comes to concept.
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So I'll give you a little story. When Mark Grossman
and I first were getting together, and we were a
couple of months into the relationship, and I felt it
and I was all in and I really wanted to
be with this guy. And you know, one day I
looked at him and I said, I love you. And
do you know what he said to me? Thank you?
The first time you told him I love you. This
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man replied with thank you. Because that's why I'm saying
this is BS. Because if he was really all in
and fell in love right away so fast, like your friend,
and he would have said he loved me back. But
it took for me. It was a step by step.
I don't know how will you embarrassed? Did you not
even register what happened? I was I started laughing. I
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think that that broke the tension. I was like, thank
you really, and he was like no, of course, Like
of course, He's like, I don't know what to say,
and we both had a laugh about it. But that's
where I feel like this isn't true. But then there
is one little point that they wrote out in this
article about cancer. They say, once you meet someone with
real potential, it can be hard for you not to
dive into the relationship and surrender to all of your
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field good emotions. And that was like six months in.
He looked at me and he said, that's it. We're
moving in together. He decided, and he just said, he
was like, I'm not gonna do weekends. I'm not going
to do this other stuff like I love you. This
is gonna be the rest of our lives. So that
I did, you know, I feel like these there's some
little hints here and there, and if people are listening
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right now and you're like, wait, wait until you get
to my sign, Okay, we're gonna do all of these,
and I feel bad. So honey, if you want to
do some of them, I don't want to read all
of them. If you don't want me to, let me
do this one because this is my mama's sign Leo.
They had let go of the perfection. Leo's exemplified dining,
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sam strength and captivating magnetic energy, and they light up
the zodiac with their fiery passion as supreme confidence. Since
Leo's are used taking up space and commanding attention, that
is definitely my mother. She needs to take her wherever
she goes. She's like your omni boss. She has all
this masculine energy because wherever she goes, she just has
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to like stick acclaim, did she Rick Ross the boss? Real?
I know so many Leo's and that is the b
d E that they give off. They give off that
big dick energy if they even if they don't have it,
even got cows like Rick Ross. That a rain she's
been putting on wranglers and a cowgirl hat. Oh she's like,
oh eleven. I'm like she alverady had to talk and
talk about oh these cows and those horses. I'm like, lady,
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won't you sit your gass down. She's on an a
TV at like sixty five years old. I'm like, I
love it, Mom, call me house down before you break
a hip. And you can't make it out of that.
But it also says, Leo's have an outgoing personality. They're
not afraid of going after what they want, and they
often want the best of the best. That the Leos
that I know, they always want nice houses, they always
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want some nice cars. And also it talks about when
it comes to relationship, they have to be willing to
expand the idea of what love looks like because they
can be looking, you know, for a perfect that a
person that just perfectly matches them. But don't you think
also that with Leo's, because they think so highly of themselves,
it's really hard to date somebody who are not going
to be on their level ever because they think that
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they are just number one, and so how will they
find room to bring that other person in? So I
think it's really challenging. And I will say this, like
some of my best friends are Leo's and I am
envious of their confidence because they just it's it's innate,
it's natural, and I think that's a beautiful thing. Some
people have to work on their confidence, but I think
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that that can be a trigger in relationships where the
Leo's that I know tend to think about themselves first.
And in relationships sometimes you have to put the other
person first. That's a fact. My mom is a Leo
and she's been married, I believe three or four times now.
She don't put up bullshit. She won't move on. She's like,
this is not working out for me. This person is
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not good enough for me. Time to move on to
a whole another marriage. So that is true about Leo's
if I'm saying it coming from what I've experienced in
my household, right, well, then virgo is next. And you
know both of my babies are virgos. Noah and Asher
are both yes, and I can't believe it. They're born
two days apart in September, so they're little virgos. This
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is a coincidence. I need answers. You just can't just
skim through that. You have two babies two years apart,
so it means you're having sex at the same exact
time sometime in November. I guess I don't even know,
but yes to you were like, I don't gotta work
for four days, let's just get it in one weekend long.
What what did I say to my brother? My brother
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was cracking up because he said the same thing. He's like,
let me do the mass math I said the turkey
wasn't the only one being stuffed. He goes, oh, He's like,
you're my sister. I don't want to hear that. So
the birthdays were coincidental. This is what's even more crazy.
Both of my boys had the same do date. And
I had to tell the doctor with Asher to change
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his birthday because I said, I can't do that to him.
He needs to have his own day. So I made
Ashers September four because I said, his brother will always
get things first, and that's the only thing that he'll
be able to have before his brother. So his birthday
comes first. Mom, And you're a good mom, because my
would have been like, these kids don't be born on
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the same day because I ain't got money for no
two birthday, same cake, same booking. I don't think I
don't try. I don't think I do not try. But
now they're getting older, they have their own interests and
it's really interesting to see that even though they're both
the same sign, they're very different. And that's the reason
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why I really don't believe that you can base I
want people who really believe in the zodiac signs to
maybe think on their approach of how they judge people,
because you really just can't base it off of what
these things say. So for virgos, they say that Virgo
has a natural affinity for organization and precision, and that
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includes affairs of the heart. So when Virgos are vibing
with with someone, they're less likely to be present and
more likely to analyze others. And that breaks my heart. Like,
I hope my kids can all in love. I hope
that they are not so analytical and breaking down the
other person, you know, trying to figure them out, so
that they can really experience what a fool love is.
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So their perfectionists, which is very true. And um, they
say when they commit, they commit strongly. So my hope
is that whoever they fall in love with, hopefully they
can look at them through that lens and not be
so analytical because I see it in my older son
but not so much and my young my younger son
is a perfectionist. So I'm just hopeful that they aren't
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like that. Um My mom is a Libra, so I'm
gonna give you this one. My mom is a Libra.
And they say it's all about balance, harmony, and diplomacy. Well,
that is a lie because my mother was a dictator.
She didn't take any ship. We didn't have any chance
to chime in. But mom, there was button but nothing.
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My mom would be like better nada. It was her
way and that was it. So they say that, um,
they're amazing communicators and social butterflies, which is so. It's
so true. My mother is the life of the party.
She shows up and everybody just like gravitates toward her.
And they say that they're ruled by Venus, making them
obsessed with all things relationships, especially romantic ones, And that
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I can say is true. My mother is obsessed with
her children. She's always been there for us. She and
my father have been married for almost sixty years. So
I don't know, Libra, you might be onto something here.
And honey, I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna give you Scorpio.
I'm gonna give you the Scorpio one because, as I
told you, my friend dated one scorpio and she said
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after that it was game over. Okay. When it comes
to you, Scorpios, this article right here says that you're
all about bearing your soul and going deep during your relationships,
your intense complex and mysteriously alluring. You moved confidently towards
your passion with ease. That tw weird when you're passionate
but you're easing into it. Yeah, that you're Yeah, you're
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not afraid to share your soul and your heart with others,
which makes you an appealing match for partners wanting the
same level of intensity. There's the key word when it
comes to scorpio intensity. That's what I always hear. I
hear they're very intense sexually, with their personalities and just
in life in general. Have you experienced scorpios before, Carolina?
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I had an ex boyfriend who was a scorpio, and
I believe Yeah, Okay, where's pony can we put on?
Just think in the back of your mind? Genuine pony? No,
I'm kidding. I'm really not though. Uh this person who
I dated for a long time, UM, I think you
touched on it, honey. The perfect word was intense. He
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was very intense with his love of I guess I
would say he was passionate, but certain things he was
almost too intense. It was almost like you know when
a little girl gets a stuffed animal and she loves
her stuffed animals so much that she squeezes that bear
and it looks like the bear's head's gonna pop off.
That was that relationship. So it really wasn't like he
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gave me any room to breathe. There wasn't like really
a lot. I felt very stifled because yes, he loved me,
but was it a good love? Was it a healthy love?
And I think that that was something that I really
had to examine and it ultimately lead to the end
of our relationship because I just didn't feel like I
could grow with this person. I felt like everything was
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like on on their terms. So I don't know, but
I don't feel like that's fair. Suffocating me not only
with like the relationship, but also his thoughts on how
I should move and how I should do this very
like controlling, And that's why I feel like it's not fair.
But I but there there are plenty of scorpios who
are not like I'm gonna tell you my experience. Would
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a scorpio was it a man? It was actually a
female friend. The relationship was you know, it started normal,
then it became very intense, then it became long story short,
I felt like she was in love with me. I
don't know. I felt like it just became more of
like a a same that the same sex couple type
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of friends without a sex. It was just like a
lot of arguing, a lot of being intense, a lot
of going back and forth, and you know, in the end,
we just had like a blowout and the friendship was
over because I felt like she just wanted all of me,
everything about me. She kind of like, in a way
also wanted to be me. It was just weird. It
was so so weird. We would argue and it felt
(23:38):
like this person just thought they owned me, and I
was like, no, I can't continue this friendship. This friendship
has got to go. I guess I can, and maybe
I can label that my one almost less being a relationship. Honey,
what do they My mom used to say, Oh my gosh,
this is so terrible. And I'm not saying this in
a negative way, but it's like whenever two women were
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I know, I'm not gonna say it it's terrible, but yes,
I don't want to get his canceled. That's why I'm
gonna reserve my thoughts for it. But I would say
it's more of like a single white female type of
vibe maybe that you got not even that intense. It
felt like I felt like arguing heavily. It was just
like in friendships, you shouldn't really be like that with
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each other. So it sounds like she was really like
kind of in another layer with you, or maybe that
she felt it was a little deeper than you did.
Maybe I don't know what the friendship ended, but I
still remember this person very vividly because I'm like, Wow,
this bitch was intense. Bro Well, yes, now we only
have a couple more left, and I'm gonna breeze through
these really quickly, because like, I don't know, I never
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messed with a Sagittarius, but apparently they find freedom and love.
They're optimists, they're honest, and they're spontaneous in their relationships.
I feel like those are really wonderful qualities, Like wouldn't
you love somebody to be like, honey, pack of bag,
we're going to Paris? Are you kidding me? That would
be like amazing. But I don't feel I don't know,
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I don't feel like the Sagittarius people I know are
spontaneous in any way, shape or form. Let's say Bella
Bella is a Sagittarius. That woman gott to plan sh
it out. Got planned it out for a week. Are
you crazy me to tell her, Hey, tomorrow we're gonna go,
let's say to New Orleans. Hell no, She's like, I
gotta order my beads on Amazon and on You crazy,
(25:24):
I don't have the right umbrella. You know they bring those.
She's not a little parasol. Yeah. But see, you're totally
proving the point though, too, honey, because it says they're
free spirited nature that they can make it hard for
them to commit since they have so many options out there.
So basically you're saying, your sister a Sagittarius is not
this fly by the seat of her pants spontaneous type
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of vibe. But I mean I would go with the
optimism and the honesty. I think Bella is both of
those things. So that's where we really like pull some
of the best qualities from each of the signs. Capricorn,
this is your baby, this is Yumi. Huh, this is
expressed express your inner nurturer. Honey. It says there are
so many qualities. Oh, I love this. This is so true.
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It says Capricorn, there are so many qualities to adore
about you. I co sign yes there are, and it
says pretty adorable. It says that you tend to be
pretty realistic about love. Capricorn's approach romantic commitments with a
sense of responsibility. They walk into relationships with caution and care,
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and that when you go all in with someone, you're
totally aware of what you're choosing in the relationship. And
this is what makes you a generous, loyal, and serious partner. Now,
despite your focus, you have an uninhabited romantic side that
you unlith Oh honey, that it and tell me more
(26:52):
about this uninhabited side that you gotta elish. Girl. Listen,
when you open one for somebody and you're a Capricorn,
you gonna go all in. I'm talking like setting the
crib up with candles, champagne, chocolate syrup, all that stuff.
I don't know. People still do this, have a crazy
stuff at the beginning of their relationships. But I used
to be the person that used to said everything up
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in my relationship. When I first met my husband, I'd
be like, Oh, yeah, I got us, this, I got us,
We're gonna go here, We're gonna go there. I was
the one that was romantic. I was the one that
used to, you know, set everything up. So Capricorns can
be very romantic, but we could also be very tough
and dry. Once we're done with you, bro, We're done
with you, motherfucker. Do not call this phone no more.
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I love don't live here no more, and neither do you.
It's not right, but it's okay. We're gonna make it anyway.
But I'm the same way. I'm a tourist and I'm
not trying to go back to any ex is. I
just had this discussion with a girlfriend. A girlfriend of
mine was researching and I said, that was your first
mistake googling an X And I said, she calls it research, Like, okay,
(27:59):
I'm like researching. What does that mean? Okay, So she
hasn't seen him in a while or they recently broke up.
They broke up six years ago, honey, and she was
just trying to research what he's up to, what's going on?
The guy has since been married. They they had they
recently had a baby, so they're not newly was but
they just had a baby. And she said, oh, did
(28:21):
you hear about so and so? And I said, girl,
I didn't. First no, I said, why would you waste
your time. That relationship is done, yeah, final, you know,
and why on earth would you go back there? And
I think curiosity is really what was driving Exuse. I
don't think she has feelings for him anymore. But for me,
(28:42):
when I'm done, I'm done. And that's exactly like you, honey.
You know. The only thing I'd be curious about Carolina
how they look nowadays. Sometimes I've been going online. I'm like,
let me see what this motherfucker ended up looking like?
Oh fatass? Oh hell no, you know. Sometimes I even
shown and he like, that's my act, like that cornball.
I'm like, why did I even show this? Managed He's
(29:05):
not gonna let me. That's the only thing. But never like,
what are they up to her? Is she your friend?
Is single? I'm assuming right, yes, yes, she just just
broke up with the boyfriend. And then she was looking
in her past, so I think he wasn't the only one.
She was looking at other boyfriends. She looked up her
boyfriend from college and we were talking about him and stuff.
But it's just like, I just don't go back to
(29:27):
old relationships. But honey, I am going to call you
out for a second. Go ahead, go for it, and
I I don't want you to get mad at me.
I don't think you give yourself enough credit because I
peep your stories. You're making those beautiful breakfasts with like
croissans and berries and mimosas. So you still have that
little spark in you where you're setting things up, and
(29:49):
I see it all the time. Girl, No, come on,
I'm still like that. I still you know, I'm the
one that makes all the reservations. I find even Valentine's Day, like,
I'm the one that we're going here. And I love
you know, I love spoiling my husband. I still buy
him gifts, you know what. I'm saying, whatever he wants,
whatever he needs. He sees something and he's like, oh
that's too much, I'm not saying I'll buy it for him.
And you know, I definitely do a lot for I
(30:11):
do a lot for everyone, anyone in my life. Whatever
they need, I'm definitely gonna do it. But I'm just
not that freak I was before. Apparently, No, I'm not
out here buying clear strip of heels. Talk about this
man gonna fall in love with me. He already in love. Girl,
I'm too clumsy. I'm too clumsy. You see me getting
injured all the time. I used to be so limber.
I told my husband, I'm a delicate flower, Honey, I
gotta stretch before. If you want me to do some tricks,
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I gotta be like, I gotta warm it up. Don't
talk about tricks. Like at the beginning of our relationship, girl,
I decided about this. I'm gonna take these strip of classes, right, okay,
I'm giving them learn how to clap my cheeks boom.
So then I go to Spencer. I'm like, yeah, I'm
a buda. It was like in a hot pink too.
(30:53):
I said, this man's gonna see these moves. This is
like girl. So I hook up the strip of pole
in the house. It's like temper. I guess like you
squeeze it. I get on that put him. Oh no,
not like the shower rod poll. You got the shower
rod poll. You needed to screw that ship in. Yeah,
like a shower girl. I'm over here, wait one seventy girl,
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I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna show him my tricks. Girl.
First time I smoke on that pole, that ship flew off.
I landed on a glass coffee Carolina. This stop, girl,
I'm gonna be in my panties on a glass coffee table.
I pulled to the side. Carolina. Oh, I tried. I tried.
It was the most embarrassing moment of my life. Caroline. No,
(31:37):
but look what happened. He married you. He put a
ring on it after that. Because you want to bring
him in, Caroline, I feel like I want to bring
him in, so you could tell you to bring in
bring Noony, we want to verify the story. Noony, Yeah,
hold on, I'm gonna call him. Hold Oh my gosh,
I'm dying right now. Of course I had to call
him on a cell phone. You know, we have a candle.
(31:58):
It is not only but big. But this man never
hears me calling him. And here he is, Carolina and
his black wife. Come here, ladies and gentlemen. My favorite
part of this podcast any time he is on our
very special guest, it is now Nie and I call
him Newknie German because we all know who runs the house. Okay,
Sonontie Man. Great induction. Okay. So Honey was telling us
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about the time when she was about to like make
it make it hot. She went and got the strip
of poll from Spencer's and she went and she put
the tension on that pole and she said, I'm gonna
show this man when I'm about tell us what happened
when Honey tried to seduce you. Um, it was it was,
it was sexy, It was it was only sex sexy
for about fifteen seconds seconds right before Alex came off
(32:52):
the ground and then everything came tumbling down in us.
The phone wasn't secure. She did the phone with kid
was like she just everything and oh my god, it
was like a mess. It went from from hot to
not in about seconds. But look at you now you
married her. You you like you put it down because
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you said, this girl is going to make the effort.
Did it not show you how much like she was
willing to put in? No? No, she definitely, no, No,
she definitely put a lot of effort. And definitely but
you know what word to the wise, if you are
going to get a poll, you gotta screw that ship
in because this never works out well for anybody. Yes, yes,
well for sure. But it was one of those what
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would you call it? One those pose it was. I
guess you would like screw it, like attention pressure to
the ceiling. I guess it wasn't I was a D
and seven. Hello, No, but it wasn't. It wasn't that
she was not holding me. Trust me first the first
moment that I wrapped that and he kept around that
pole and let go that hand. Because of your story,
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you live to tell the tale, and I will not
be doing the same for my husband. I'm gonna learn
from your mistake and I'll just tell him like he
is not getting that at home, no way, no how Newny.
Thank you everybody, nouoni, Oh my gosh, noony, love you alright,
go back to the south wing of the conduct. This
man I can never find, no I know, I love it.
Oh my gosh, that story. I don't even know how
(34:21):
to wrap it up after that. But Pisces, we do
have one left. We do have one left, and I
can't even believe it's sorry, Pisces, but you gotta go
with the flow. It says, um Pisces. It says it's
one of the most complex zodiac signs out there, which
is very interesting because I've never dated a Pisces and
I don't really have many Pisces friends, so I really
don't know this personality. It says the planets have bestowed
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upon Pisces psychic energy, old soul vibes, intuitive winds, wisdom,
and compassion for others. But it says it allows them
to dial into their sensitivities and gives them with the
ability to flood their partner with watery, deep feelings. So
it can be easy for Pisces to get swept away
(35:04):
in the current of love, but if you aren't careful,
you can project fairytale fantasies onto your partner. And that's
kind of what I was going to say, is that, like,
if you're a Pisces and you flood someone with your feelings,
it could be a turn off. That's a lot. I
don't I'm not really into all that, Like tell me
a little bit, but not don't flood me with your
watery feelings, right, Like I want details, but I don't
(35:25):
want all the details, you know, Like I don't want
you to give me like back, And there are some
things that should be kept a mystery. And that's how
I wanted to really kind of wrap this whole thing up.
Is just like dating, It's always an adventure the way
that I look at dating. And there are people who
right now are probably in a relationship. Maybe they broke
up or looking for another relationship. I really love the
(35:46):
fact that when I was dating, there wasn't social media,
so there was that mystery. Now, if you're not with
that person, you can go to their stories, oh look
there in homebook and having drinks with their friends, and
then that can make you have that fomo. So I
don't know. Maybe a little bit of mystery is a
good thing. Mystery is always good, but I guess now
(36:08):
you gotta work extra hard at it, Like, don't post
every single thing you do everywhere you go. Let this
person miss you, let them see you when they see
you now, as soon as you wake up, and when
you go down to the gym, and then when you're
scratching your ass, like save something for later. I think
so because I feel like people are too ready to
flex on the Graham and show everybody what they're out,
(36:30):
what they're doing, what they bought, what all of it.
So perhaps mystery is the biggest, biggest sign that we
should be looking for. Boom, I ended it. That's it,
that's it. We ended it with mystery. Mike drop the mic. Yeah,
I feel like that's what we need to do. So
this was so fun. I know, it's a different type
(36:51):
of episode, but I thought that we could have some
fun with it because like, we never dive into it.
I don't think I'm taking over for like as you said,
but I think you definitely couldn't neither me. Are you crazy?
I was fumbling all over these damn words I ain't
used to old at. Don't give me a few cards, Carolina.
You'd be like, go off the head and I'll talk
for an hour, But you give me some cute cards
(37:11):
and I'm gonna act like like hooked on findings definitely
didn't work for mecause, well, I'm in duo lingo over here,
so I need some help. Guys, make sure that you
reach out to us. We want to hear like is
the scorpio thing true? Have you dated a Pisces? Let
us know if we were onto something here or not.
You can reach out to us at Elie Spanglish on
Instagram and make sure you like and subscribe wherever you
(37:34):
catch a podcast because when those new episodes dropped, you're
just gonna get a reminder new life and Spanguish is
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and we will be back next week. Thank you guys
so much. We love you and we love that you listen.
This is super fun. Always it's always fun. That's why
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