May 29, 2025 • 7 mins
Lindsay goes on a date with Roy. They are both runners, they both like to eat healthy, so they decide to hit up a Mediterranean restaurant for dinner. Roy has checked out, did she catfish him?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Variety from the two thousands, the nineties, and today it's
Star one on one three, It's Marcus and Corey time
once again for everybody's favorite.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
This is called Second Date Update.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
We just want to help you in your dating life.
I know it's not easy and everybody's on the apps,
So what can we do to help you secure that
second date?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
If it was easy, everybody would be hooked up? Yeah right, Lindsay.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
I mean really, I just am still so scratching my
head over this one because with this guy that I
met on Bumble, I mean he's awesome, and you know,
we flirted forever, so I just want to find.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
Out what his deal is.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
What's his name?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Roy?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Okay Roy? Did you guys end up going on a date?
Speaker 6 (00:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
I mean okay, So here's the deal.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Flirted forever.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
I mean it was like a game on and then
he finally asked me out a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
I was super.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Jazzed for the date. You know, it's I have to say,
it's been about I don't know a century or two
since I dated a real man with a job, you know,
ha hah. W two Hello men, Yeah, there, look up
what a W two is? And I don't know. He
just also seemed really active.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
He's a runner.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I'm a runner, and I loved that.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
And so we decided on Mediterranean food and Palo also
because we're healthy, and we lined up with that kind
of thinking.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Right.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
So we met up one night and boy, he looked sharp,
all caps sharp. And I'll be honest with you, chemistry
wasn't one hundred and ten percent, which is kind of
what I hoped for. But maybe it was first day jitters. Okay,
he's kind of more of a one word answer guy,
and you know, I haven't heard from him and now
(01:49):
I'm annoyed.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
So it was awesome on the phone, and then y'all
met up in person and it got He was really short,
really fast.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
That's what I'm getting.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Correct, Correct, Okay, here's what I'm thinking. Yes, please, Maybe
Roy was famously frozen carbonite. It was a test of
Cloud City's carbon freezing process.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Are you going Empire strikes back on me?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I mean it's possible.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Well, you can't move in time?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Do you mind if I call you?
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I mean, I know you call me lnz man. I'm cool,
I'm fluid. I mean, I'll be honest with you. I
didn't know where Corey was going with that, but I
know her theories.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I like, nobody does what it is. I was a
little confused.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Provoct gets the people going, listen, we're gonna call Roy.
We'll try to figure some things out. I would love
to get you a second date.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Tell you what.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
We're gonna have you on the line. You know this,
and we're gonna call Roy and we're gonna try to
figure out what.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
His deal is. Okay, okay, thank you. We'll do it
after this second date.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Updates Star one on one three more variety from the
two thousands, the nineties, and today it's Star.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
One on one three. It's Marcus and Corey.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
We're doing second data update and we've got Lindsay on
the phone and Lindsey Spicy Linz.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Spicy Lynz.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Lindsay and Roy went from Mediterranean food and Lindsay. Let's recap.
He checked all the boxes, right, oh, check to everyone.
This is why we need to get this done. So
all we know so far is that the preamble was great,
chemistry seemed to be there, got a good job.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Maybe some first date, jitters right.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
And then he kind of turned into one word answer guys,
So let's try to figure this out, Lindsay. We're gonna
try to get you some answers if not a second date. Okay,
So go ahead and mut your phone and let's call Roy.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Okay, Hello, Hi, may speak with Roy.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Please see who's calling Roy.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
This is Marcus and Corey from start one to one three.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Good morning Roy.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
We do a morning radio show for iHeartRadio and we
do a segment called second Date Update, wondering if you
might have a minute to be on the airway this
to discuss a date you've been on recently. Do you
have a moment?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
I'm sorry, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
A lot for all that?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
So we do a radio show on Star one on
one three here in San Francisco, and we do a
dating segment, and we got floated your phone number by
someone who listens to the show who wanted us to
give you a call because she's feeling like you ghosted
or at least that you kind of shut down. We're
just trying to figure out for her benefit.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Yeah, okay, sure, her.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Name is I know, her name is Lindsay. She would
love to go out again.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Fine, did something happen because she said it got weird
after the date.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Yeah, I mean, I guess I should have probably told
her I wasn't interested anymore. Yeah, I don't know. I
mean she was cute, but I don't I wasn't. I
wasn't feeling that you know what happened. I feel like
this is one of the things about dating online. It's
is such a she's show it up. She just looked
so different from what I was expecting based on what
I saw on.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
The app, like a catfish situation.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
I mean, it was definitely her, but I mean I
just almost didn't recognize her at first. I mean she
was just like so much darker than her pictures, like
a crazy faked tand like a fake tan yeah, like
a spray tan.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Yeah, I don't know. I didn't ask. I didn't know
if she was in a tanning bed or if it
was spray tand but like it was just so much
darker than like all the pictures on the website.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
And I was just like, you know what, sorry, so Roy,
so Lindsay's on the phone with us, are you like
my can?
Speaker 5 (05:42):
I she was, She's Oh my god, okay, So, I
mean I'm.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Blown away right now. I am blown away right now.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Do you do spray tan?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Do you do the tanning bed?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
What do you do?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
No?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
I would never do a spray can I do a bed?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
It's tanse I mean I look off the yacht kind
of sexy, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I'm stealing that?
Speaker 6 (06:13):
How often?
Speaker 5 (06:14):
How often are you doing this?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Canning makes me happy? I only go a few times
a week. I just have very good skin that takes to.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
It for How many years have you been doing that?
Because it's it's it is it is a crispy color.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
What do you mean, Kristy, What do you mean by krispy?
Speaker 5 (06:32):
This doesn't make any sense. We literally connect it over
the fact that we are two very health conscious people
who run and eat well. And you aren't telling me
that you've been going canning every three days. Do you
not realize how bad that is to your skin? I mean,
if you've seen the dermatologists, if you've been screaming for cancer, like.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Oh my god, I can't even believe you're saying that, Rory, really,
you know what you guys? I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
I'm done.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
I don't need this kind of judgment. Uh huh, I'm done.
Go back into my tanning bed and be happy.
Variety from the two thousands, the nineties, and today it's
Star one on one three, It's Marcus and Corey time
once again for everybody's favorite.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
This is called Second Date Update.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
We just want to help you in your dating life.
I know it's not easy and everybody's on the apps,
So what can we do to help you secure that
second date?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
If it was easy, everybody would be hooked up? Yeah right, Lindsay.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
I mean really, I just am still so scratching my
head over this one because with this guy that I
met on Bumble, I mean he's awesome, and you know,
we flirted forever, so I just want to find.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
Out what his deal is.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
What's his name?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Roy?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Okay Roy? Did you guys end up going on a date?
Speaker 6 (00:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
I mean okay, So here's the deal.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Flirted forever.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
I mean it was like a game on and then
he finally asked me out a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
I was super.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Jazzed for the date. You know, it's I have to say,
it's been about I don't know a century or two
since I dated a real man with a job, you know,
ha hah. W two Hello men, Yeah, there, look up
what a W two is? And I don't know. He
just also seemed really active.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
He's a runner.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I'm a runner, and I loved that.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
And so we decided on Mediterranean food and Palo also
because we're healthy, and we lined up with that kind
of thinking.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Right.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
So we met up one night and boy, he looked sharp,
all caps sharp. And I'll be honest with you, chemistry
wasn't one hundred and ten percent, which is kind of
what I hoped for. But maybe it was first day jitters. Okay,
he's kind of more of a one word answer guy,
and you know, I haven't heard from him and now
(01:49):
I'm annoyed.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
So it was awesome on the phone, and then y'all
met up in person and it got He was really short,
really fast.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
That's what I'm getting.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Correct, Correct, Okay, here's what I'm thinking. Yes, please, Maybe
Roy was famously frozen carbonite. It was a test of
Cloud City's carbon freezing process.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Are you going Empire strikes back on me?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I mean it's possible.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Well, you can't move in time?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Do you mind if I call you?
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I mean, I know you call me lnz man. I'm cool,
I'm fluid. I mean, I'll be honest with you. I
didn't know where Corey was going with that, but I
know her theories.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I like, nobody does what it is. I was a
little confused.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Provoct gets the people going, listen, we're gonna call Roy.
We'll try to figure some things out. I would love
to get you a second date.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Tell you what.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
We're gonna have you on the line. You know this,
and we're gonna call Roy and we're gonna try to
figure out what.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
His deal is. Okay, okay, thank you. We'll do it
after this second date.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Updates Star one on one three more variety from the
two thousands, the nineties, and today it's Star.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
One on one three. It's Marcus and Corey.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
We're doing second data update and we've got Lindsay on
the phone and Lindsey Spicy Linz.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Spicy Lynz.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Lindsay and Roy went from Mediterranean food and Lindsay. Let's recap.
He checked all the boxes, right, oh, check to everyone.
This is why we need to get this done. So
all we know so far is that the preamble was great,
chemistry seemed to be there, got a good job.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Maybe some first date, jitters right.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
And then he kind of turned into one word answer guys,
So let's try to figure this out, Lindsay. We're gonna
try to get you some answers if not a second date. Okay,
So go ahead and mut your phone and let's call Roy.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Okay, Hello, Hi, may speak with Roy.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Please see who's calling Roy.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
This is Marcus and Corey from start one to one three.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Good morning Roy.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
We do a morning radio show for iHeartRadio and we
do a segment called second Date Update, wondering if you
might have a minute to be on the airway this
to discuss a date you've been on recently. Do you
have a moment?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
I'm sorry, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
A lot for all that?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
So we do a radio show on Star one on
one three here in San Francisco, and we do a
dating segment, and we got floated your phone number by
someone who listens to the show who wanted us to
give you a call because she's feeling like you ghosted
or at least that you kind of shut down. We're
just trying to figure out for her benefit.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Yeah, okay, sure, her.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Name is I know, her name is Lindsay. She would
love to go out again.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Fine, did something happen because she said it got weird
after the date.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Yeah, I mean, I guess I should have probably told
her I wasn't interested anymore. Yeah, I don't know. I
mean she was cute, but I don't I wasn't. I
wasn't feeling that you know what happened. I feel like
this is one of the things about dating online. It's
is such a she's show it up. She just looked
so different from what I was expecting based on what
I saw on.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
The app, like a catfish situation.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
I mean, it was definitely her, but I mean I
just almost didn't recognize her at first. I mean she
was just like so much darker than her pictures, like
a crazy faked tand like a fake tan yeah, like
a spray tan.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Yeah, I don't know. I didn't ask. I didn't know
if she was in a tanning bed or if it
was spray tand but like it was just so much
darker than like all the pictures on the website.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
And I was just like, you know what, sorry, so Roy,
so Lindsay's on the phone with us, are you like
my can?
Speaker 5 (05:42):
I she was, She's Oh my god, okay, So, I
mean I'm.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Blown away right now. I am blown away right now.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Do you do spray tan?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Do you do the tanning bed?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
What do you do?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
No?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
I would never do a spray can I do a bed?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
It's tanse I mean I look off the yacht kind
of sexy, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I'm stealing that?
Speaker 6 (06:13):
How often?
Speaker 5 (06:14):
How often are you doing this?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Canning makes me happy? I only go a few times
a week. I just have very good skin that takes to.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
It for How many years have you been doing that?
Because it's it's it is it is a crispy color.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
What do you mean, Kristy, What do you mean by krispy?
Speaker 5 (06:32):
This doesn't make any sense. We literally connect it over
the fact that we are two very health conscious people
who run and eat well. And you aren't telling me
that you've been going canning every three days. Do you
not realize how bad that is to your skin? I mean,
if you've seen the dermatologists, if you've been screaming for cancer, like.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Oh my god, I can't even believe you're saying that, Rory, really,
you know what you guys? I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
I'm done.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
I don't need this kind of judgment. Uh huh, I'm done.
Go back into my tanning bed and be happy.
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