May 30, 2023 • 6 mins
Dustin seems pretty sprung. He loved his time with Kristin, and he wants to see her again. Thing is, she's ignoring his messages. Let's get her on the phone and figure this out.
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(00:00):
More variety from the two thousands,the nineties, and today star one to
one three. It's Marcus and Coreyand it's back y'all. Second data update.
Here we go trying to get youa second date when you went on
a first one and you thought itwent well, but then now you're not
hearing from anybody. Second morning toDavid. Hi, David, Hey,
how's it gone? Guy? Heyman, we need to dissect your your
date with Kristen. Tell us firsthow you met and then what you did
(00:23):
on your first date. Yeah.So we met on an app as as
one does. Sure, um,and we connected. It was great.
We had a little chat and thenwe decided to meet up, which is
awesome. Always a good time.Sure um. So then we head into
downtown. We go for drinks andit's going good. Like she had this
kind of like it was like anineteen forties movie star elegance tours. Like
(00:47):
she was like pretty but like elegant, and I was like, wow,
this is great. So we're chatting, things are fine. Um. The
end of the date, I getlike one of those side hugs, which
is never a great sign you wantto to get in there hug. Yeah,
what do you call that when whenyou're when you were really feeling a
date. Here's Corey's line, youget in there. I would have loved
(01:11):
that, but I was like,she's she's cool, so maybe she's taken
it slow, but then completely ghosted. Had no idea, but there was
nothing bad on the date. Itjust felt like she just I don't know,
she ghosted. That sucks. Well, I mean, well we'll figure
it out. I mean that's whatwe're gonna do. So we'll have you
(01:32):
mute and then we'll call her andwe'll see what she thought of the date.
Hopefully, crossing fingers, we canget you a second date. Can
you hang on for a song?Yeah? Great, cool, we'll do
that next. It's second Date.Updates Star one on one three, More
Variety for the two thousands, thenineties, and Today star one on one
three. It's Marcus and Corey chattingwith Dustin on and off the air.
Seems like a nice dude, Dustin. You're still there? Are are you
(01:53):
on mute? No? I'm here? Okay? Good. So we're about
to call Kristen and see if wecan grab a second date. She has
literally ghosted since their first date,which means something went down. Yes,
I mean this is in our firstrodeo, so our seven hundred eight rodeo.
Let's call her. Okay, okay, Dustin, back on mute.
Here we go. Hello, Hi, may speak with Kristin. Please.
(02:21):
Hi. Yeah, I'm Kristin.Hi Kristin. It's Marcus and Corey from
Star one O one three. Kristin. Hi. Hey, we do a
radio show in the Bay Area andwe were wondering if you wouldn't mind being
on the show with us. Doyou listen to our show? Oh?
Um, I'm sorry, I donot listen to your show. You should,
but your life would be better,you would be a much better person.
(02:46):
Um, we do it. Wedo a dating segment called second Date
Update. We are calling on behalfof a gentleman that would like to take
you out again. He called youelegant and lovely and I don't know if
you've been on a date recently,but I want to ask you about a
date with Dustin. He would loveto go out again. What can you
tell us? Oh? Oh thatdoesn't sound good. Um, okay,
(03:12):
wait, no that's not fair.I mean we we did have We had
a nice date, like like strengthconversation. Um, but howesully, it
got kind of creepy, like halfwaythrough the date. Creepy, creepy.
That's not good. Yeah yeah,no, I feel really bad. But
do you mind elaborating? Yeah,what's creepy? Sure? So okay,
(03:34):
So he works out like a mortuary. He's like a like a martician or
undertake or whatever. I'm an mortuary, like a funeral yeah yeah, yeah
yeah. It's his job to like, you know, like take care of
the bodies, make them present thempresentable, and balm them whatever. And
he started talking about prep them rightokay, And he started telling me what
(03:58):
he would do to my body ifI died. He was like, this
is like the clothing I would putyou in, and like this is the
jewelry I would put you in,and like this is how I would like
embalm you. And it just likeit really freaked me out. I'm sorry,
what white, white? Why?Why? Okay, everybody's hold hold
(04:19):
hold hold on. Okay, Sonow I have to know Kristen, so
Dustin is listening right now. Sorry, no, sorry, we're just trying
to use this might be a teachablemoment, so just stay with me.
Don't go anywhere, Dustin, Dustinwhy are you picturing her dead look?
She asked what I did? Hi? Hi, Kristen Like she was like,
(04:42):
what do you do? When Itold her, and that's what I
do. So everybody I meet,I'm like, okay, when I you
don't want to get to know them, I'm like, oh, I like
you, What would I do ifyou died? How would I help it?
I would like I would change yourmakeup a little, because you got
to, like when you're, youknow, putting makeup on a dead body,
you gotta make it look more flush, justin. This is not a
masterclass. Literally, I did notsign up for this. This is why
(05:04):
I want to be cremated. Yeahno, no, no, don't be
cremated. No, it's much betterbecause I can. I can choose your
wardrobe and like accentuate whatever features youwant so you might be dead. This
is happening. I'm gonna go okay, can I go hold? Okay?
I mean, Dustin, this iscreepy, Dustin. I appreciate what you
(05:25):
do. I really do necessary,necessary, but also maybe not good fodder
for a first date. Yeah,I mean I asked you what you do,
but like I didn't ask you whatyou would like do to me if
I it's just it's me gets theline that got crossed. So are you
are you out? Are you outthough? Or second date or nah?
(05:47):
I can't even believe I just asked. I gotta go take a shower.
I mean, I yeah, it'sit's not gonna happen. I I'm sorry,
Dustin, I just that was thatwas kind of you kind of flew
it. Yeah, hang on,Wow, you know, I just don't
understand people don't just don't think beforethey speak. I mean, I got
(06:09):
nothing anyway. Second Date Update sevenh five weekday mornings replays at nine oh
five. Of course, it's gota podcast you can binge listen. It's
called Marcus and Cory Second Date Updateon the iHeartRadio app
More variety from the two thousands,the nineties, and today star one to
one three. It's Marcus and Coreyand it's back y'all. Second data update.
Here we go trying to get youa second date when you went on
a first one and you thought itwent well, but then now you're not
hearing from anybody. Second morning toDavid. Hi, David, Hey,
how's it gone? Guy? Heyman, we need to dissect your your
date with Kristen. Tell us firsthow you met and then what you did
(00:23):
on your first date. Yeah.So we met on an app as as
one does. Sure, um,and we connected. It was great.
We had a little chat and thenwe decided to meet up, which is
awesome. Always a good time.Sure um. So then we head into
downtown. We go for drinks andit's going good. Like she had this
kind of like it was like anineteen forties movie star elegance tours. Like
(00:47):
she was like pretty but like elegant, and I was like, wow,
this is great. So we're chatting, things are fine. Um. The
end of the date, I getlike one of those side hugs, which
is never a great sign you wantto to get in there hug. Yeah,
what do you call that when whenyou're when you were really feeling a
date. Here's Corey's line, youget in there. I would have loved
(01:11):
that, but I was like,she's she's cool, so maybe she's taken
it slow, but then completely ghosted. Had no idea, but there was
nothing bad on the date. Itjust felt like she just I don't know,
she ghosted. That sucks. Well, I mean, well we'll figure
it out. I mean that's whatwe're gonna do. So we'll have you
(01:32):
mute and then we'll call her andwe'll see what she thought of the date.
Hopefully, crossing fingers, we canget you a second date. Can
you hang on for a song?Yeah? Great, cool, we'll do
that next. It's second Date.Updates Star one on one three, More
Variety for the two thousands, thenineties, and Today star one on one
three. It's Marcus and Corey chattingwith Dustin on and off the air.
Seems like a nice dude, Dustin. You're still there? Are are you
(01:53):
on mute? No? I'm here? Okay? Good. So we're about
to call Kristen and see if wecan grab a second date. She has
literally ghosted since their first date,which means something went down. Yes,
I mean this is in our firstrodeo, so our seven hundred eight rodeo.
Let's call her. Okay, okay, Dustin, back on mute.
Here we go. Hello, Hi, may speak with Kristin. Please.
(02:21):
Hi. Yeah, I'm Kristin.Hi Kristin. It's Marcus and Corey from
Star one O one three. Kristin. Hi. Hey, we do a
radio show in the Bay Area andwe were wondering if you wouldn't mind being
on the show with us. Doyou listen to our show? Oh?
Um, I'm sorry, I donot listen to your show. You should,
but your life would be better,you would be a much better person.
(02:46):
Um, we do it. Wedo a dating segment called second Date
Update. We are calling on behalfof a gentleman that would like to take
you out again. He called youelegant and lovely and I don't know if
you've been on a date recently,but I want to ask you about a
date with Dustin. He would loveto go out again. What can you
tell us? Oh? Oh thatdoesn't sound good. Um, okay,
(03:12):
wait, no that's not fair.I mean we we did have We had
a nice date, like like strengthconversation. Um, but howesully, it
got kind of creepy, like halfwaythrough the date. Creepy, creepy.
That's not good. Yeah yeah,no, I feel really bad. But
do you mind elaborating? Yeah,what's creepy? Sure? So okay,
(03:34):
So he works out like a mortuary. He's like a like a martician or
undertake or whatever. I'm an mortuary, like a funeral yeah yeah, yeah
yeah. It's his job to like, you know, like take care of
the bodies, make them present thempresentable, and balm them whatever. And
he started talking about prep them rightokay, And he started telling me what
(03:58):
he would do to my body ifI died. He was like, this
is like the clothing I would putyou in, and like this is the
jewelry I would put you in,and like this is how I would like
embalm you. And it just likeit really freaked me out. I'm sorry,
what white, white? Why?Why? Okay, everybody's hold hold
(04:19):
hold hold on. Okay, Sonow I have to know Kristen, so
Dustin is listening right now. Sorry, no, sorry, we're just trying
to use this might be a teachablemoment, so just stay with me.
Don't go anywhere, Dustin, Dustinwhy are you picturing her dead look?
She asked what I did? Hi? Hi, Kristen Like she was like,
(04:42):
what do you do? When Itold her, and that's what I
do. So everybody I meet,I'm like, okay, when I you
don't want to get to know them, I'm like, oh, I like
you, What would I do ifyou died? How would I help it?
I would like I would change yourmakeup a little, because you got
to, like when you're, youknow, putting makeup on a dead body,
you gotta make it look more flush, justin. This is not a
masterclass. Literally, I did notsign up for this. This is why
(05:04):
I want to be cremated. Yeahno, no, no, don't be
cremated. No, it's much betterbecause I can. I can choose your
wardrobe and like accentuate whatever features youwant so you might be dead. This
is happening. I'm gonna go okay, can I go hold? Okay?
I mean, Dustin, this iscreepy, Dustin. I appreciate what you
(05:25):
do. I really do necessary,necessary, but also maybe not good fodder
for a first date. Yeah,I mean I asked you what you do,
but like I didn't ask you whatyou would like do to me if
I it's just it's me gets theline that got crossed. So are you
are you out? Are you outthough? Or second date or nah?
(05:47):
I can't even believe I just asked. I gotta go take a shower.
I mean, I yeah, it'sit's not gonna happen. I I'm sorry,
Dustin, I just that was thatwas kind of you kind of flew
it. Yeah, hang on,Wow, you know, I just don't
understand people don't just don't think beforethey speak. I mean, I got
(06:09):
nothing anyway. Second Date Update sevenh five weekday mornings replays at nine oh
five. Of course, it's gota podcast you can binge listen. It's
called Marcus and Cory Second Date Updateon the iHeartRadio app
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