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April 24, 2024 7 mins
Lauren says she had a wonderful time... they even went back to her place after dinner! Wow! That's why it's so strange that Bill is ghosting. 
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Variety from the two thousands, thenineties, and today. It's Star one
on one three, the number onesegment on the show back again. It's
called second date Update. This iswhere you meet somebody, you go on
a first date and you think everything'sgreat, right, and then you can't
snag that second date. Let's saygood morning to Lauren. Lauren, how

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are you? Good morning morning?How are you guys? Thanks you for
having me? Of course, howare you going to go somebody who sounds
so sweet? It's a great question. Let's talk about this guy Bill.
I haven't decided whether I like himyet, but let me hear the story.
How did you guys meet? Wemet on Hinge. I really liked

(00:44):
this profile, his well read smarredand funny to boot, and I was
actually looking forward to meeting him aperson. We chatted for a few weeks
and before deciding to meet up,and we actually went for an Italian restaurant.
I'm in South Aledo, he's inDaily City. Okay, and yeah,

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but we met and I thought theevening was perfect. I had so
much fun. We never ran outof things to talk about. I honestly
felt like this could be something.Okay, so I even invited him,
invited him to my house after dinnerfor a glass of wine. Hello,

(01:30):
Hi, I know, And thenwhat happened? There were a no oceanan
again, be guys, So justthe hug when he left. He's a
gentleman, yes, but I havenot heard from him ever since, and
I cannot figure it out. Maybethe thought of nineteenth Avenue got to him,

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because that sauce Alito to Daily Citycould be the longest Miley, think
about it, think about it?No, I know, because hey,
Lauren, I'm not saying you're notworth it, because you know you sound
very sweet. It's probably worth it. But that doesn't matter. Who knows.

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Maybe he got lost on his wayhome. Maybe he got lost.
This phone died and doesn't have charger. You haven't heard from him at all.
I haven't heard from him at all. All right, let's get him
on the phone. Yes, that'swhat we do. So we're gonna get
him on the phone and we'll juststraight up asking, Okay, all right,
hang on one second, we'll playa song and then we'll regroup.
We'll do this. It's second dateupdates Star one on one rag from the

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two thousands the nineties and today it'sStar one on one three. It's Marcus
and Corey. We're doing Second DateUpdate right now. We've been chatting with
Lauren, who uh went on aon a date with Bill. They chatted
for a couple of weeks and he'sghosted. The only thing I can think
of is it's not super geographically desirable, as Lauren, you said you live

(02:58):
in Sace Alito, and then helives in d City. But he could
say something, he could say,listen, you know that commute is just
not going to work. Yeah,So Lauren, we're gonna call him.
Go ahead and ute your phone andlet's see what he has to say about
the date. Okay, okay,okay, Hello, Hi may speak with

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Bill. Please speaking Hi Bill,It's Marcus and Corey from Star one one
three from the radio. Yes,excellent, I love okay, Hi Bill.
Yeah, listen to you guys.Actually nice? Do you do you
listen to Second Date Update? Yeah? Yeah? Would you mind being on

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today's episode? Yeah? Wow,I didn't never think here we are this
person? Well you are. Laurenis on the phone with us. Lauren,
he knows Second Date updates, soyou might as well say Hi Lauren,
Hi Bill, how are you hi, Lauren? So great? So

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Bill did will you agree that youghosted Lauren? Yes? I did ghost
Uh yeah, no. We wedid have a good time. It was
the date was really nice. Wehad a good dinner, great chats.
It was all going well until wewent back to her place. And how

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these something went wrong in her place. I've never heard of say everything went
sideways when we got back to herplace. I don't want to I know
how these shows go. So likeI'm not trying to like oust her,
but like her house was a disaster, Like like as soon as I go

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in there, like I'm I metwith this like smell of like cat secs.
There's just like it just smells.It just smells like cats. And
and then I like look around andthere's trash piled up in the kitchen.

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Bedroom door is open, so Ican see that her beds just like on
the floor. I don't know,like I saw I saw two or three
cats, but I I I'm prettysure she has like four wait, the
beds on the floor, Like shedoesn't she doesn't have a bed frame,
doesn't have a bed frame, Yeahno, just a straight up mattress on

(05:33):
the ground. Yeah, I listen, there's some of those things where it's
like I can I can roll withit, but I don't know. After
a first date that's like what Isee, It's like, sure, I
don't know, it does it doesturn me off. It's kind of like
living like a college kid. Okay, maybe that's why he goes he was
afraid that like a wall of trashwas going to bury him the hold on

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right there. Sorry, well you'veseen those was buried alive. Okay,
all right, so Lauren, uhhuh, So Bill, with some honesty
here, did you not have timeto like tidy up? What are your
thoughts here? I am not themost tidy person, so I have to
mean this is yeah, my placewas like that. I mean, I

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have a cleaner that comes every oncein a while, but I don't know
who cares. Like we had agreat time, like you don't have to
live in my place, Bill,you know right right, But I want
my partner to have similar cleaning ethic. I suppose to me this could be

(06:41):
a big thing between a couple likeas like even Jason, our producer,
his wife's kind of sloppy and he'snot are you calling her out right now?
He does all the time. Idon't know. I mean, I'll
come on, Bill, I feellike you're being a little too uptight about
this, Like life is too short. Who wants to spend their time cleaning

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all the time? And you knowwhat you can find. You can find
somebody else who's like super cool withlike being messy with you. But that's
not me. I'm I'm out.So it's all good. I'm gonna say
no second date. I know howthis goes, so I mean, no
second date for me? Got itfair enough? It is fair enough?

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She that Wow, I did notsee that coming. I gotta be honest.
But all right, I mean nojudgment. But when you've got two
different views on how to live,yeah, it's not gonna work. Second
Date updates seven or five weekday morningsreplays it nine oh five. Of course,
we've got the podcast. All ofthe episodes are up there on the
iHeartRadio app. You can download thatfor free and go look for Marcus and

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Corey's Second Date update.
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