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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now with some final thoughts as he sits in for
Larry today.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Here's Jimmy Fayla.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
We are in the bottom of the ninth here on
Menty in the Morning. It is FALA in the Morning,
and I enjoyed it so much. I am here to
announce to the Tri State area that tonight at nine pm,
FALA in the Evening is going live and local. We
are ditching my national talk show format. You guys have
me all to yourself. I'm like a rental party clown,
and you're gonna take phone calls. Yes, live, and we're
taking phone calls all the way through, like only your
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phone calls. We're boxing out the other stations. This is
a New York specific thing. I'm basically like, you guys
got a party bus and hired a radio stripper, and
you're going to be driving around the Tri State area
doing whatever it is you do in the back of
that bus. Just bring a little greenery for the scenery,
you know what I'm saying. If I'm going to get
out there and shake it and work the poll, I
just want to make sure I am adequately compensated as
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FLA in the Morning makes the transition to faila in
the evening. It's nine pm to midnight. You guys better
be there. I need the ratings. It's not like I
can go back to cab driving with the driving record
that I have. That ship sailed right, and I know
this morning you're you're probably a little more reserved than
you normally are, right, just a little more organized. Yeah,
you were doing that. We had fun MENTI in the
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morning show. But tonight, well, you know it is Menty
in the morning. I know it is Natalie on adderall,
but it's a totally different It's very targeted, it's very organized.
I loved it, and I am happy to announce that
when I go off the air, mister New York Mark
Simone has still agreed to come up and do his show,
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despite rumors that he might take the day off the
stage and intervention for Natalie and the seventy seven screen
she brings into the studio every day. Were you amish
in another life and you just broke free? You have
that much technology that I'm concerned, is all I will say.
But Marx Simon is going to welcome political strategist Ed
Rollins and Fox Business analyst Charlie Gasparino. His office is
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right down the hall from oner. But you didn't know that, Natalie,
I did not. But now, courtesy of my man Crash,
a recap of two days show, let's go with wr
Newsmax host. See that we did. We cross pollinated Newsmax Guy,
Fox Guy got together. Rob Astorino my main man. He
thinks Andrew Cuomo, the guy we see is the same
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we have seen him for all along, meaning there's been
no reburt. This is not Cuomo two point zero. That's
what I'm saying. It's not an iPhone you get one
model here, it is.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
He has never done anything other than be the peacock. Right.
His dad was governor when he was growing up. So
he's walking around the executive mansion. He's telling everybody, you
know who I am, you know who I am. He's
always been driven around by cops, always lived in public
housing on our dime, so he doesn't know what else
to do. And he's like a scorpion. He is not
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happy unless he's singing somebody, and this is this is
his life.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Well, now, to be clear, I'm not a Cuomo fan,
but I too have been driven around by cops quite
a bit in my youth. Reason, yeah, do you believe
Cuomo was in the front though probably riding shotgun, whereas
I had a different perch. I kid, here is the
second one. I believe this, I'd be me having a
breakdown about this Japanese walking trend. Take it away. There's
a Japanese walking trend, and it may be better than
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ten thousand steps a day and you only need thirty
minutes to do it. So this is what everyone is
kidding themselves into thinking. Will work now, right, guys, guys, listen,
eat a little bit better, stay active, okay, and you've
got a fighting chance in life. But every one of
these dumb fads are designed to get you interested in
working out again. That's true, and you are not interested
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in working out again. No, like I'll get it in.
I mean, the problem with working out in New York
for real is you can't tell who's going for a
jog and who's just getting chased. Yeah, we need to
clean this city up a little bit. It's hard to
tell these days. But the truth is, yeah, you can
always eat a little bit better. But I'm not out
there pushing dramatic weight loss because I've met a lot
of people that have lost so much weight they lose
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the character in their face. You know, they almost become
this other thing. So that's my excuse. That's what I'm
going with. I don't want to lose so much. You
stay real. Thank you. I mean, it's Father's Day, Happy
father and happy father to you. Amen, and thank you
for ascertaining that I am, in fact the father. I
know a lot of people are touching go based on
the way I dressed. They're like, no, this guy probably
didn't impregnate a woman in those rhyin stones. He's probably
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not the dad. But I am, in fact the dad.