September 21, 2023 • 47 mins
On this episode of the Strawberry And Lizette Mexican / Ginger Podcast we read our YouTube comments, talked about the Kia Boyz, and heard from Eric about the stalker roaming the halls of our building, and more!
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On episode sixteen of the Mexican GingerPodcast, we read our YouTube comments.
We have an update on the KiaBoys carjackers. We talked to Eric who
actually defended this building from a stalkerthat was roaming the hallways. All that
and more coming up next. It'spodcast time. It's the Strawberry and what's
a Mexican Ginger podcast? Not suitablefor a younger audience. Okay, it's
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a Mexican Ginger podcast not intended foryounger audiences. A lot of people just
finding out about this podcast right now. That's cool. It's it's like a
twenty thirty minute podcast we do likeonce a week, just a way to
give you guys a chance to knowus more than just what you hear about
on the radio, and a chancethat we can talk about other things that
we might not be able to talkabout radio. And yeah, here we
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are, here we are, andI'm pulling up our first the first YouTube
comments. I wanted to get youbecause we're also so you stream this podcast
anywhere you want. You can alsofind it on our YouTube channel. So
these were comments left on the podcast. The podcast was titled like if I
Get kidnapped? You had a wholething. I'm like, what you do
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if you get kidnapped? Right?Oh, I forgot about that. I
don't even remember how that happened.You were wondering how long you would be
kidnapped for before somebody noticed something waswrong. But oh, it was around
when that girl faked her disappearance,Yes, and I was thinking, dang,
no one would find me. Okay, So I just I just happened
to see the comments, and normallyI don't look for YouTube comments, but
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I saw these two. I'm likeexcited to hear this, but also not
because sometimes people are mean. Ohhold on, of course I took a
screenshot on my phone's tripping out.Hold on, Oh my god, don't
let me like reset my phone inthe middle of the podcast. Hold on,
don't make me reset forgetting me.Oh hey, go, okay,
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here we go, All right,this says I just. We're also talking
about Jlo, how she's kind oflike a horrible actress in the most part.
Okay, so this one's about Jlo. I disagree with Jlo being good
and Selena. For one, theycould have found a prettier, young Mexican
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girl that looks more like Selena.Second, Selena was a wholesome young woman
and not a washed up X flygirl that had been run through more than
the Boston and New York Marathon.Whoa. Yeah, so this person was
not happy with Jlo being cast inthe movie Selena thirty years ago. Well,
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I mean people were not happy whenshe first was casted either, and
now the movie's like a classic.Yeah, the same thing with the Netflix
series that came out. Oh yeah, people were not happy with who was
cast at at Selena. But yeah, I mean I don't see anyone,
No, nobody's even talking about itanymore, I know. So that that
comment popped up. And then thisone. This one was when Lazette was
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talking about how long she would bekidnapped for before someone noticed, girl,
I assume this would It sounded like, how's the spelled G I R and
all caps? No, oh,girl, why would you get kidnapped?
No question? Mark, Uh,you shouldn't think negative things like that and
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being in a car wreck. Irather hear you talk about your freaky sex
life, because those glasses tell meyou've got wild stories. Yeah, I
do. Go listen to the otherpodcast, Like, I don't live that
life anymore, sweetheart. People willbe saying they're so like what the fuck
are you talking about? People willbe so just like out of left field,
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like why would you get kidnapped?Why wouldn't I get kidnapped? Right,
You're you're prime kidnappable. I thinkso, Like I don't like to
be conceited, but I know thatI'm like at least somewhat cute. Oh,
I thought, like, like you'rean easy target? Is that's what
I'm Well, I'm getting there.I'm like somewhat cute. Yea if someone
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wanted to kidnap me for that reason, I don't know. I'm small,
I'm easy to just pick up andthrow into the car. Yeah, I'm
maybe I shouldn't go into detail aboutwhy I'm easy to kidnap. There's this
study though, there was this studyI think in San Quentin. I forget
where they whoever they is. Thepeople that did the study, they got
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a bunch of like murderers or likeattackers, like bad people together and oh
yeah, and they asked them whatattracted them to the people that they murdered?
No, something different. They justshowed they showed this panel of incarcerated
people. They showed them video ofjust regular people walking around the street,
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just a busy street, just hada video camera or whatever set up,
and they're like, Okay, whatdo you see? And these people be
like that person right there, Seehow they're walking with their head down,
not paying attention. Easy mark.See that person right there, it's a
woman. She's in heels, butthey're high heels, and she's carrying a
bunch of stuff, like so she'smoving slow. Boom, easy target.
See that person that's that's walking likehe's making eye contact, his head's looking
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around. Wouldn't mess with him becausebecause he's he's alert, he knows what
he's doing. See that person withhis shoulders back and he's and he's confident,
not enough too confident. That person'sgonna like fight back or put up
a good fight, and they'll beaware of when I creep and all these
things that we wouldn't notice. Butthese murderers and kidnaps are like, oh
that one right there, that oneright there. I only pretend to be
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like not paying attention. If I'mwalking by like a group of guys,
then I like be on, pretendto be on my phone or just kind
of like looking around like whatever.But otherwise I'm and I don't know if
I do it for that reason,Like I don't want to look like I'm
not aware of what's going on aroundme. But I don't feel like unless
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I'm reading or responding to an emailor something like that, I'm not just
walking around outside like on my phone, not paying attention to what I'm doing,
where I'm going, or who's aroundme. Because because I'm so paranoid,
I think. Yeah, And Iused to take bart all the time
and even Caltrans cal Train, andthe amount of like people that I would
see like get their phones stolen orget their headphones ripped off their head because
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they got this four hundred well noweight hundred dollars thousand dollars cell phone just
out like I'm just gonna text,and I'm just gonna And you never sit
by the door if you're on publictransportation, you never sit by the door.
I don't take public transportations on Idon't know what the rules are.
Well, you never sit by thedoor because you're that's you're the easiest to
grab and go. Like if you'resitting there with your cell phone, I'll
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wait till the doors about to close, grab yourself. And I'm off,
I'm off the train. Doors areshut right behind me, so keep alert.
Never I never whipped my phone outwhen I was on bar when when
I was on the train, I'malways looking around, but people just like
a head down. I'm just gonnawalk around the city. I don't live
life like that because because even there'seven so many instances, and now that
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we do have social media, wesee it happen a lot more often where
you're being followed, like in astore or something like that. And I
have like not a knack, butI can always get the vibe when like
a man creeps me out. Yeahyou know what I mean, like just
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just the way that they like stareat you, or if I feel like
they're following me, then like thenI'm going to pay attention to this person
because like they're giving me creepy vibes. So that and you see that happen
on on TikTok's and stuff, likewhether it be a girl recording this man
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like, oh my god, thisman's following me around the store like up
and down aisles like I'm freaking out, or whether it be just like a
bystander that notices the girls being followedand they'll walk up to them and be
like, hey, oh my god, I've been looking for you, like
you know what I mean. Soit just happens so often, and and
that's part of my paranoia, isjust always feeling like I'm being watched.
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So there's even like this, there'sthis landscaper in my complex, okay that
watches me. Oh really, haveI not told you about it? He
will like it's like an outside likecontracted company, sure, okay that comes
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and does a landscaping, and they'rethey're like every day. So I don't
see him too much now because Idon't drive my son to school in the
morning anymore. But I used tosee him, like last year when I'll
drive him to school, and themore we'd leave it like seven fifteen,
seven twenty in the morning last schoolyear, and I would see him every
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morning. Landscaper, this landscaper,And I feel like by a certain point
he like recognized to my car andhe would he would be like mowing the
lawn or cutting bushes or whatever.He would stop dead in his tracks.
What he like wasn't even trying tobe slick, so obvious, would stop
deadness tracks. Whatever he was workingon, whatever he was doing. He
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would stop and just stare at meand watch me drive by, And I'm
like, why does he Like,Yeah, like I'm Mexican. So I
could say this creepy ass, oldfucking Mexican guy, like you know how
they are, like the amummy,Like he's one of those, and like
and he's still there. I havenightmares about him, of him like attacking
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me. Sure, well, heknows where you live, he he knows,
he knows what kind of car drive, he knows my schedule, he
knows when I leave, when Icome and go, he knows what apartment
I'm in. Like, I justdon't like him. My fiance was recently
followed up and down the aisle.Where were we? Up and down the
aisle of some store? And shecaught on she goes, this dude's following
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me, And so then she wentlike across the street herself. Yeah,
she went across the street to anotherstore. I think she was in a
clothing the grocery store, closed store, I forget. But then she went
across the streets like a Walgreens,and they dude followed her into Walgreens And
so she went down one aisle andthen like he came down and like she
kind of like turned around to confronthim, to face him, and she
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goes, stop following me, whyare you following me? Get away,
like yelling at him. And sothen like he did. He he went
away, but like she knew thatshe that this guy followed her through the
first store then across the street tothe second store. Creepy. I don't
know what he wanted either, Likeis it a purse snatch? Is it
a kidnap? Is it a quickassault? Like we don't know. I
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feel like I don't know, justbecause I feel like men are creepy.
They just follow you just to stareat you. Like half the time,
they probably aren't even thinking about doinganything to you. They just aren't creepy
and disgusting. They just want tostare at you. To be honest,
it's like good point. I don'tknow, you know my damn nerves.
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Okay, so those are the YouTubecomments. Let me ask you, did
you see this commercial? I'm gonnaplay it real quick. Did you see
that ben affleck Ice Spice dunkin Donutscommercial? No? I heard about it,
but no, okay, let meplay it real quick. I think
it'll pick up he's not gonna goingwell. Motion made me brand ambassador,
all right, So that's Ben Affleck. Also, obviously he's talking about how
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he's him. Yeah, why ishe talking like Robert de Niro? He
kind of leans into like the I'mfrom Boston. He kind of leans into
the I'm a Boston guy. I'mnot an La guy anymore. Like he
leans into his Boston well because Joldhates to talk to him all the time.
I think. Also he puts iton thick because he's doing a Duncan
commercial. Duncan's like an East CoastBoston, New York thing Boston. So
anyway, this is Ben Affleck.He's gonna meet Ice Spice because he's brand
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ambassador. Now hold on, yougotta come up with a drink name.
But it's not easy right nowadays socialtalking to Spice, it sounds like Robert
de Niro kind of yeah, herewe go here, we gotta be authentic.
How are people gonna connect you withdunk? I'm a dunking garoo not
seeing it space My fans at aMunskin Ice Spice. Munskin's drink got an
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idea of collapse like they do.Right, we're called vanilla ice spice,
I am. I'm with duncan yougo? My question is are we still
doing this? Are we still doingthe trope the corny white guy trying to
wrap? I want to rap,I can't wrap? Are we still Stiller
in that Diddy video? Right?But that was I mean how many years
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ago was that? But like,are we in twenty twenty three? Are
we still doing this? Hey,I'm a white guy talking to a black
person. I'm gonna wrap, butI'm doing it so horribly and like the
Blackbird's gonna roll their eyes, likeare we still doing that joke? Like
are we still? And that's adunkin Donuts commercial? Like are we I
just think it's I think it's Ithink it's lazy. I think it's cheap.
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I think it's it's played out.I think it's the fact that he's
old. Yeah, Like I don'tsee it so much as him being white.
I see it more of an agething, a generational thing, like
he's old, sure, and she'slike the young, hot, new thing
right now right, also a rapper? Are we still? Are we still
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doing that? And then like theygo, they go like do they have
like these old yeah? And thenthe beatbox and then the boy like,
are we we're still going to thatsame joke like all these years later?
Because I think it makes fun.It also makes fun of of hip hop
also because it kind of devalues hiphop and how mainstream it is, like
that's what white people are. Oldpeople think hip hop sounds like, right,
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I just saw I saw the commercialon the VMA's and like, we're
still doing that, like and lethimself do that because Ben Affleck probably thought
it was funny. He seems corny. He probably was like, yeah,
this would be good, this wouldbe great. There was some movie movie,
was it We're gonna love it.He's from Boston, so he's a
Red Sox fan. He hates NewYork Yankees. Right. There was some
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movie, a commercial movie. Therewas some movie that his character was supposed
to wear a New York hat,and he's like, there's no way I'm
wearing a New York hat. Likebet, I don't care if it's for
the movie or not, I'm notwearing it. So I guess he held
up production for like a day ortwo, arguing with the producers, the
directors. Everything's like, dude,I'm not I'm a Boston guy. I
don't care if I'm playing a character, but I'm not gonna wear a New
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York hat. There's no way you'regonna catch me in a New York hat.
And so he held up production forlike two days just for a stupid
New York hat. He wouldn't hedidn't think twice about doing this dunkin Donuts
commercial where he's like the the I'munhip. I don't know how a rap
like. He didn't think twice aboutthat. Maybe he was also acting.
I just thought it was corny.I just thought it was corny, all
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right. I tell yeah, youfeel away, I do. I just
don't know why we're still doing that, Like we're still going back to that
joke. Oh no, where myKia Boys story go here? It is
all right. So it was apo cast maybe like two podcasts ago,
the one that was titled Stealing MyStolen Car Back. Lazette was talking about
how her car got stolen. Shetracked down with an app found it.
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Cops go, oh yeah, weknow who did it. But they're like
little teenager kids calling themselves the KiaBoys. They just be stealing cars and
enjoy riding them. You're not gonnaYou're not gonna be able to prosecute anybody,
Like, nothing's gonna happen. Andthese kids know it. Right.
Since that day, I've watched somany Kia Boys videos them. I'm absolutely
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not supporting them. Are giving themviews, They're probably making hell of money
off of every single view you givethem. I'm not liking them subscribing.
But the reason that Kia Boys wastrending is because there is a so with
Kias and Hundai's there is this there'sthis lock. There's this mechanism that if
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you don't have the right key,you can't start the car. All cars
have this locking mechanism. If you'renot using the right key, can't start
the car. These keys in hundays decided not to put that safety precaution
in their vehicles. So probably onlyup to a certain year though, right,
I imagine they have them now.Well now is when they're all getting
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stolen. I'm not sure. Butthe thing is, you take I'm not
gonna like tell people how to steala car. Yeah, you take it.
You know where your your blinker is, your winch wipers, a little
arm, you put the screw driverright underneath it. Pop it down,
the bottom plate comes off. Thenyou take the part of the key like
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the nition thing with a screwdriver,pop that down, and then it exposes
what looks like the end of aUSB cord like this part. Actually sorry,
this part. It exposes what lookslike the end of the brick the
block, and you can literally thisis what the key of boys do.
A lot of times people leave theirphone chargers in the car. They unplugged
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the phone charger, plug this USBpart into the brick, turn it,
and they start the car. It'sliterally a five second process. I've watched
so many people so I steal thesecars. I knew they were stealing them
literally with iPhone chargers. Yeah,that's why. But I didn't really like
comprehend how or cared to look athow. But wow, so easy.
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So since then I've been watching thesedamn keyaboy videos. And it's not just
here in Sacramento. Seattle has abad problem, la as a bad problem
in the country. Yeah, therewere these I wasn't gonna play the video,
I'll just tell you about it.There were these two teens who were
arrested in Spokane stealing cars, puttingthemselves on Snapchat TikTok Instagram whipping these cars
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one hundred ten miles an hour,and then when they're done with a car,
they jump on the windshield just tostomp the windshield in a twelve sorry,
a thirteen year old and a fourteenyear old. We're both arrested.
One of them was I don't knowwhich one. One of them was high
eating in a closet in his mom'shouse. The other one was taken into
custody at his middle school. Bothare facing uh like twenty six different felonies,
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ten gross misdemeanors. Just what fuckingfailure as parents, Like I'm sorry,
my son is turning twelve this weekend, that he's not too far off
in age from those kids, andI just could not imagine him doing anything
like this up, Like, firstof all, I will roast the shit
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out of him, like what areyou now, Kia boy, Like yeah,
yeah, yeah, He's not gonnamake it out of my house.
No, absolutely not, Like Ijust it's like, you have kids that
young and they're out of the housealone for this long to like be doing
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stuff like this all the time.Like I'm sorry, that's it's you.
You failed as parents and it's yourfault. Yeah, let me play this.
Let me see what in tonight,as Spokene police are investigating a shocking
number of car THEFS overnight targeting onespecific type of card, is reporting five
Kias were stolen just in the lasttwenty four hours. In a story that
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is new at six here tonight,KRIM two's Shannon Maudi is looking into this
nationwide problem now hitting our ear nationwide. It's so weird because of TikTok.
It's not hard to find a commonthread when looking through cars stolen in Spokane.
It's right there, ka, yeah, this is this is It was
stolen straight from my spot here.Klea was taken July fourteenth. She's just
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one of countless victims of this nationwidetrend. Under the staring wheel. If
you take that compartment off, thenactually use the back end of a USBA,
like what goes into your computer.Actually put that into the ignition and
start it. Spokene police reports fivekias were stolen in one night. I
thought this is the one where theyarrested the kids. I guess not found.
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Yeah. Yeah, it's really easyand though yeah everything like I feel
like there's videos, there is yethow to do this. The key to
this problem is the key. Okay, I thought this was the video where
they arrest of the kids. Iguess now they're talking like I'm a firm
believer. And it all starts athome. Sure, like whether you're I
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don't know, not actually taking thetime to like instill good morals in your
kids, or whether you're bringing peoplearound your kids that are that are into
that lifestyle, or maybe you're intothat lifestyle and you think you're keep you're
doing a good job at hiding itfrom the kids and not exposing them.
But they know a lot more thanyou think they do, and what they're
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exposed to a lot more than youthink they are. And it's just like,
I don't know it all. Itall starts at home, and it's
just I don't I don't know kidshaving kids, they're just dude, my
pars. My mom knew exactly whomy friends were and like what kind of
people they were, Like, hey, they knew they knew my bad influenced
friends, they knew my good influencedfriends, they knew what I was into.
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And you know, my mom wasa teacher. She didn't get home
to like five thirty sometimes six atnight, so like I had all day
after school if I wanted to gorun around, you know, they knew.
She knew what was up, sheknew where I was. And then
like she knew what type of kidI was. Like, you know,
there were some shirts or like hoodiesor whatever they had different sayings or logos
or whatever. She wouldn't want.No, no, no, you're not
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wearing that. No, no,you're not going outside looking like that.
Like the parents can control their kids. It's so funny because my mom used
to be that way, like whenI was in middle school or high school,
or even in elementary school whatever,Like if I wanted to go to
someone's house, she had to dropme off. She had to meet the
parents, like get out talk tothem if she felt like there was something
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wrong with the parents, or ifshe didn't because like my mom's super old
school Mexican and like she can bevery judgy, which I used to I
used to not like. But ifshe felt like they hadn't even done drugs
at all once, or if theysmell like cigarettes, or if she could
smell alcohol, She's like, no, you're not going over there, you
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know what I mean. And shewas the same way, like with my
with my friends, She's like,yeah, sure you can hang out with
them, but they have to comeover here and you guys have to sit
in the living room, and likeit was like weird stuff like that.
And because your parents parents know whothe loser friends are, they know the
trouble maker friends are. And nowand I have this conversation with my sister
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all the time, like if myniece or my son, we're getting out
into the things that we were doingwhen we were like in middle school,
high school, or even the thingsthat I remember other kids were doing.
Maybe I wasn't doing it, butI remember other kids in my class or
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even a year below or a yearabove me, where were they were on
one yea And all that's all Ican think is like, oh my gosh,
Like he's the age I was whenI found out about this or when
kids were doing this. Yeah,And I'm just like, oh my god,
I know his timeline. And Ialso know or feel like kids are
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a lot worse now. I feellike kids keep getting worse and worse and
worse, and they keep getting worseyounger and younger and younger. So I
just can't I'm like Oh my gosh. Luckily my son's a nerd and he
just wants to watch anime and getChick fil a and raising canes and play
video games like and build legos.Keep him in that bubble. Hey,
real quick, do you think Ericwants to share the story of the stalker?
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You think it's a good story forthe pod? I don't know.
I already heard the story. Isit good? Should bring him in real?
QUI? Yeah, Braman be like, yo, we're doing the pod.
I'll be back all right, Let'sjust take a quick time out there.
You go. I think that's Mikethree talking to the mic. Check
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one two, check one two?Sweet. Okay. So we ran down
the hall. We got Eric whilewe were all mean the building defender,
you mean guard during commercials during theshow. I was like, I'll be
here back. I go to thebathroom and I'm walking by Eric's office and
he was like like randomly, likeare you going to the bathroom? And
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I was like yes. He wasbe careful of this stalker out there,
and I was like what, SoI've literally I'm going to the bathroom,
like fearing for my life. Ididn't want to go, but I had
to go really bad because I justhad that red Bull and I was like,
oh my god, should I notgo? But I have to go.
Maybe you could just like run inand out really fast. He was
like, I don't know. Maybe. I was like, she's still out
there, and he's like, Idon't know, maybe she's in the bathroom.
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So this is not the first timethat like odd individuals have come to
a radio station and try to likegain access, but it's the first time
I think since we've been here inSacramento. Right, okay, So what
happened? So long story short,I go to the battle. You don't
have to make it sure, Ohthat's right, we're a podcast. I
forgot. We're not on the radio. If you want. Yeah, I
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did it feel already. I trynot to if it slips out, of
slips out. So anyway to facethe picture. So we have this long
hallway to get kind of this backarea of the radio station. There's a
lobby, but we kind of takethis back area, right, okay,
kind of coming back in and ladieson the floor crying on the phone,
sitting on the floor. So it'ssitting on the floor next door. It's
like her purse and then the Starbuckscup. Right, that's that's the thing
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in our hallway, in our hallwayelevator at the back, so at the
back door, and the only peoplethat work at the station. No,
that's like on the back door allthe way to the back. Right,
So like like the one that's righthere our office, right, So nobody
knows that exists unless you're an employee, right, if you work, that's
how we get in the building toour own lobby, right. So yeah,
okay, So she's on the phonecrying, she's what's what's happening?
What's going on right now? Right? So the first thing, she's like,
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I want a house, and Iunderest see how to claim my house?
Where can I claim my house?I'm like, whoa what? And
then she's like, and I needto talk to Delilah that's from our sister
station, the Breeze. I mean, I don't know what I'm trying to
like kind of I don't think thelionel's here right now? Right when she's
not, she's right, new secret. But and then the guy that was
so much Then she pulls out herphone and she pulls up the iHeart app
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right, and she's shown me she'slike, these people just won't stop bothering
me. And it's like the suggestedartists like Taylor Swift and Katy Perry or
whatever. I'm like, oh no, look at my phone suggested artists.
You know, here's Drake look,you know. Yeah, And then she
goes there emails scrolls or somebody.It's all junk email spam, like oh
my god, and they won't stopbothering me, blah blah blah blah,
you know, And I'm like,oh no, no, you don't have
to. They're not real people.That's like bots, and yeah, you
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don't just ignored that. She thinkshe's a people after her in distress.
I feel bad he even talking aboutme. I don't want to make fun
of he, but it's like,you know, please don't comfort it's scary.
So it doesn't stop there. Sothen she just, you know,
I need to talk to somebody.Then she's all mad and then she like
kind of pulls out like she's she'slike, well, let me leave you
my number, and she in herphone is like five phones and their perse
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and I'm kind of trying to geta little stolen phones. They all super
seth, and I'm like, isthere anything else in there. I need
to do a karate chop or something, and you know, so I think
that's it, right, I don'tknow, and then Sonya I kind of
calmed her down and then I'm like, yeah, I don't know if we
can help right now, but leaveyour info. She's like, okay,
I got a car downstairs. Andthen the protocols called building security just to
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make sure that you know which they'realways here in our parking lot doing rounds.
Yeah they are. Where were theyhere when we needed them? I'm,
you know, here defending the fort. So so she got up to
our floor and then instead of goingtrying to gain access through the main door,
she tries to sneak in the backdoor where all the employees going on.
So, you guys, we needa key card to get in the
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area. So she was just tryingto get into the building, basically trying
to find the studio. Always likefinding on their studio, get on the
radio live talk about Uh did Imentioned that part of that people were losing
their jobs, no house and somethingelse. That's why she wanted to talk
to Delila. She's like, Ineed to talk to my coworkers. Are
gonna lose their jobs and I needto get on the air. That's another
part of it. So oh wow, so she was stressed. Her what
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did she did? She look haggard, dirty clothes when when this happens most
of the time, in my experience, for the people listening, it's always
somebody who they don't necessarily look homeless, but they don't look put together.
Yeah, and so that's what Ipicture whenever somebody like because there's been instances
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where they have not only like comeup to the floor or have been wandering
the halls, but they've been likeinside where you need key card access to
get into, they have found waysto get inside and there. And now
they're roaming around the halls where thestudios are, where they have and can
have interactions with people, and youknow, you can always kind of you
you notice someone you don't recognize,Like, yes, they stand out and
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they do sometimes look off. Shewas wearing like suit pants, like a
black top. You would think shewas like a GM in a company or
something. She was like very wellput together, just kind of just crying
into stress. But no, shedidn't. You know, like very crisp
and cleanly houses. Yeah are housesbecause we have a lot of stations in
our groups. I was like,it's one of the stations given a houses
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that we don't know about. Howdo we get signed up for that?
But no, I don't know whereshe got this. Lady tried to Keya
boy a studio too soon. Sorry, not funny, I guess if you
didn't get your car stole on,it's funny. That makes me mad too.
By the way, Oh my god, that kid that was hanging out
the side of the window boys,Kia Boys, I know you can't do
anything. The cops aren't doing anything. And that's the thing. Okay,
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So I saw I was telling Lazetteand Eric you might be able to feel
me on this one. I wastelling Lazette since we had the comvo about
how her car got stole on inthe Kia Boys, and I'm like,
how can these kids, like howcan the cops know who stole the car
and still not be able to doanything. So I went down these rabbit
holes last few days about all theseKeya boys keyboys. So I saw the
video last night that I played onthe air today where these two kids stole
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a car. I think it wasa keya out of a safeway parking lot,
broad daylight, and the woman whoowns the car is coming out with
her groceries and the car's peeling away, and one of the kids hanging out
the window like I know you're mad. I know you're mad, kyoboys,
bitch, but I'm like yeah.So there's two things. One that happens
in broad daylight, no one's stopping. The second one, I was watching
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this news YouTube and this dude likehe drove somewhere to a park or something
like that. He was just walking, going on a little hikes, walking
and he's being interviewed and as he'stalking, obviously we see like his cell
phone footage and he goes, asI'm coming back to my car, I
see somebody sitting in my driver's seatand I'm thinking, oh, maybe this
is not my car. And thenhe's like, wait, that is my
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car. So then he takes outhis phone and he's like hey, and
he's like hey, guys, whatare you doing. And there's two kids.
One is in the driver's seat withthe screwdriver and the other kid is
like by the back tire like hey, man, get away, get away,
And the guy who owns the caris like get out of my car.
What are you doing in my car? You know? Stop? And
he didn't stop. The kids andthe guy's just like boom with the screwdriver,
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gets in the car and drives off. But I'm like, how do
you not? I know you're notsupposed to hit a kid, but how
do you not if somebody I don'tcare if it's whoever, if somebody's stealing
your vehicle and you're watching it?Yea, how can you let that happen
without grabbing someone, throwing someone,punching, Like, how do you not
fight and defend your vehicle? Insteadyou pull out your cell phone? Hey?
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Stop? Did you stop taking mycar? Is that the fear?
Because they're kids, You can't putyour hands on him. Look, here's
the thing. One of these days, the little cue boys, they're gonna
mess with the wrong car. Yeah, and it's not gonna be It's not
gonna be good for him, rightYeah. Like when I found my car
the kid, I don't know ifit's the kid who stole it, because
I don't know if I told youguys this, but the night that my
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car got stolen, one of theneighbors in like on the street or whatever,
where my sister lives said that theycaught a woman on their ring camera
who had broken into her car aboutan hour before my car was stolen.
So this whole time, I'm thinking, and she said it was like some
like some crackhead bitch. It wasn'tjust like some some woman just walking around
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like it was some crackhead. Andso the whole time, I'm thinking,
like some crackheads stole my car.Sure, And when I found my car,
there was a kid in the driver'sseat, like this little Mexican boy,
and he was talking to some crackheadbitch, and I'm like, I
bet you that's her. I don'tknow if he was with her or if
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she brought it to him. Idon't know what happened, but I had
a feeling like like that's probably her. There was also like a Kate Spade
sunglass case in on the floor ofthe front seat. There was a screw
drive We're in it. What elsewas in there? There was a keyless
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garage door entry little like kit becausealso what my sister said, what they
do is when they break into thesecars, if they have you know,
people have like garage door opener clickerson their advisors they'll take those two and
then go back and break into thegarage ye later, and I was like,
oh, I never thought about that. So I was telling Loseette,
I'm like, what if they fuckinggot down in your car, that's gonna
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be in your head forever. Andlet me drive your car like that,
they made a baby, That's whatI think of. Because our kiss hoodie,
I keep it in the studio.It's my studio hoodie because it gets
really cold in here all the time. And that weekend I brought it home
with me because you know, everyonce in a while, bring it home
and wash it or whatever. Ibrought it home with me, but I
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left it in my car. Andwhen I got my car back, all
my shit was gone, Like everythingI had in the car in the middle
console, in the glove compartment,my phone charger, my fucking rosary hanging
on the mirror, everything's gone.Rosary. Yeah, Like come on,
Gilanni's toy gun that we were playingwith, that little shotgun that my mom
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got him from Santa Cruz. Likeall the ship I had in the back,
it's all gone except for the kisshoodie. And I was like,
I don't even I don't want toknow, like they humped on I don't
want to know what they used thishoodie for to wipe up whatever the fuck
they was doing back here, Like, I haven't even touched it. DNA
though there's DNA on that hoodie,probably I haven't touched it. I'm gonna
throw it away to be honest,Like, I don't. I don't want
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to know why this is the onlything that's still in the car. They
humped a crackhead on top of yourhoodie. Every time you drive your car,
you're gonna look at the review andthink of like the teenagers getting down
in the back of your cars.Gross waste. You're disgusting. That is
gross about this? All right,let's wrap this up. Thanks for the
safe. Can we acknowledge it Isaved the building? No? Absolutely did?
Okay, absolutely did good job.I was ready to Did you not?
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Did you not send the email outabout hey a stalker? Oh you
did? Building wide note, Butit was gonna be building wide because Lasette
came back in and I'm like,well, we have a lock on our
studio, like Lasette lock our studio, And so we did the rest of
the show locked in here just incase Sandy you never know. I told
you she wasn't back here. Neverknow. She made keya boy the other
side of the building. Don't worry, securities on it. Downstairs, they're
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doing their rounds. Hold on andI high checked the podcast for two.
Yeah, yeah, I can't comeon the Mexican Ginger podcast and not talk
the biggest story in the world thisweek, you guys, the Mexican alien.
Yes, you already knew what Iwas. The birds. Yeah,
their ribs are weird. They're aliens. They got weird heads. Like yeah
on TV, like the United States, the Mexican aliens. We had our
(35:43):
little American hearing with Congress or whatever, right, some whistledlowers, the UFO
guys, the pilots. Yeah,Mexico brought out bodies. They put out
little coffins with a little here wego, they're a thousand years old and
there's some aliens. Yeah, you'rewelcome. They're a thousand years old.
So they said, yeah, theyfound him in like Peru, like a
thousand years ago or the or thealiens actual age is a thousand years estimated.
(36:05):
I don't know how. But thenlet we found them like twenty years
ago. The thing, it's likethey didn't decompose. Yeah, if allegedly,
if it's from that long ago,right, like they're just intact almost
like you know, how the fuck? So anyway, there's alien bodies on
TV. I fully believe it shoutout to Mexico because you know, and
they were so small, stepped up. Yeah, they make cute little pets,
little Yeah, I don't know,it's I think you can have an
(36:27):
alien, would you if I couldhave what you like? It's trams,
but you risk it like turning onyou maybe or maybe it's like a not
good kind of like humans, howyou have like bad people and good people,
Like there's good aliens and bad aliens. You can have your own alien,
but like we don't know how it'sgoing to grow up. Now,
this is like Wickwicki what was hisname? Was the guy from Mom?
What was shallow Buff's character and Transformerssomething Steve Wickwicki. Anyway, the whole
(36:53):
thing about this is the whole thingabout Transformers. Like so Shiloh Buff like
he found Bumblebee and he's like,Okay, well this car turns into a
robot. I'll just hide it.But you can't hide it because now the
FBI and the CIA and the DA, Like everybody's like raiding your house,
like the government knows that you gotrobots kids. So I don't want the
government like kicking in my door becauseI got an alien. No no,
(37:14):
no, not like an a legalalien, like not like a Mexican.
I know about non human intelligence.Yeah yeah, but I'm saying, is
an hi. It's not UFO,it's UAP now, and it's not aliens
or what's the extraterrestrial, it's notextraterrestrial, it's non human intelligence. Okay,
because we got to be politically checkwith so extraterrestrial. So no if
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no, no, no, likedon't house. It's like uh Pokemon,
like how everyone just has their ownPokemon and it's like normal. You can
get pet smart, get a Pokemon. Everything, Like the alien things out
in the open like ten years fromnow, and it's just like, okay,
we know they exist, they're walkingwith us. Yeah, but now
you can have one as a pet. Well I don't know, it's the
(37:58):
best friend whatever you best a pet? Sounds weird, but like like you
can just have like an like yourown alien like that. What's the American
dad? Right? What's yeah?Roger Roger yeah, under that. In
that case, I'll do it.But Roger didn't even to the household can
(38:20):
kill it. Yeah, but dogscan kill you also, would we want
an alien? I don't think wecan't trust them. I don't know if
you trust them, you can't trustthese house Do you know my hot take
you? Yeah, it's not aliens, it's us. It's us from the
future. I don't know, lookit up. I did hear that.
I did hear that theory. They'renot coming from other planets, They're coming
from other dimensions. Now that's whereI get confused, because I can't comprehend
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fucking was it time traveling hurtles andshit? So we all just turn into
aliens, Like if it's a millionyears from now, we just look like
that. Now we either evolved ordevolved and that's us. Yeah, because
we all fucking burned because the Earthgot too hot. Possibly maybe because I
go like how do they have?Or maybe that's just a part of that's
(39:00):
what we turn into after like livingin space for so long, like bet
you something happens to Earth to wherelike we all have to leave. Yeah,
and then you've turned into that,like our heads swell, our eyes
get all fucking big, and everybodykeeps talking about like, hey, I
want a time travel, I wanta time travel. Maybe maybe we have.
Those are all the people that gotstuck coming back now. I'm sure
(39:21):
we're gonna figure it out at somepoint. I don't know if it's like
thousands, But why do we notspeak English anymore? Then? How do
you know they don't? Well,I mean we also don't speak the native
tongues that we originally did, Cavemanlanguage even like Roman language, like it's
it's evolved over hundreds and thousands ofyears, Like we don't speak the same
way that our ancestor ancestor ancestor did. Do you think like the kids slang
(39:45):
just kept progressing more and more andmore, Like that's what it turns into.
Yeah, Kia, boys like genZ, Aliens like this, Like
we've been talking talking English for likemad long Man's cool, that's cool anymore.
I'm gonna fuck that's how I talk. Listen. The aliens have two
(40:05):
eyes, two legs, two ourIt just looks like us. It looks
like HUMANOI. It's like should bea blob. I always thought we would
grow, we would evolve to survivein water. Oh actually go back to
where we originated from, like Idon't know, just be able to like
standard water for long periods of time, or maybe get like webbed fingers or
something. I don't know. Ialways just felt like we would we would
(40:29):
evolve to live and adapt to livein water. Huh. I think they're
we could go back in time.Where would you go? First? First
choice? Well, not too farbecause no matter where you want to go,
you also have to think of medical, like your your medical the medical
technology or advancements aren't there. Like, oh, I would love to go
(40:51):
back to like al Capone, youknow, Roaring twenties type of stuff,
but a sneeze, So maybe likethe eighties. I don't think i'd want
to go too far. I don'tknow. The twenties would be cool though,
that was a cool like Marilyn Monroeera. Yeah, but dentists,
if you had to go to thedentist, they're just putting their hey drink
some whiske it got a yank fiveteeth out of your face. Where was
(41:13):
the great depression that was before thetwenties? Twenties cocaine and Coca cola go
by that, you know, butjust like the the what do they call
it? Fifties was mad racist,like it's happy days, but it's madmer
Hollywood era like that with what dothey call it though, old Hollywood?
No, not old Hollywood, somethingHollywood? Yeah, what do they call
(41:37):
it? Eric, you're the musicHowdywood? We should know this for being
in Hollywood. I don't know.We should know this for like golden being
in No, like we weren't alives. I don't know. Golden Age of
Hollywood, classical Hollywood, Golden Ageof Hollywood is what that's not it?
(41:58):
Like what are are you thinking?Like seven like Marilyn Monroe era that fifty
sixties, Like I didn't realize shewas in so many movies. I just
thought she was famous for like oneor two things. She was like a
movie star movie She like Mexican orhave Mexican. She lived in Mexican.
Yeah, and then she speaks Spanishor spoke Spanish. She's Mexican. But
she she wanted she like made herselflike Hella White to be in Hollywood,
(42:22):
to pass she was. She wasvery white passing. She was. Yeah,
she was a movie star in theforties and fifties, but also like
deodorant, wasn't around people weren't brushingtheir teeth, like like, there's a
lot of hygiene issues that make mewant to not time travel. But then
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they would see you, They're like, where do you get these glasses?
What is this? It's not likeyou're the only one that would stink?
No, that's what I'm saying,Like I wouldn't stink, but everybody around
me would. Their breath would befunky. You probably wouldn't even notice.
But also have you looked have youlooked at like what what beautiful people look
like back in like the sixties andseventies or like forties, You're like,
(43:04):
oh, that was what if wewere able to go back in time and
like invent shit? Okay, butthen that would change the whole timeline.
What's it called the butterfly effective?But then we'd do everything, but then
would be rich. What would youinvent? What do you know now that
you can go back and just withthe raw supplies that are out there,
what could you invent? I don'tknow. It depends depends on what's in
(43:27):
high demand? What could you invent? Like right now, like what could
you invent these lip kids? Instagram? How you have to invent the website.
So it's like on a magazine orsomething I don't know, like on
paper. Yeah, submit your youknow, booty pictures and we'll post them
on in the newspaper in the NewYork Times. Start the party line,
(43:47):
all right, I g models,lineup. I don't know. Okay,
So back then, is it justcalled old Hollywood? How about birth control?
At that point? What else?Vintage? I like that golden era
of Hollywood. Yeah, I knowwhat you're talking about. You're still on
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it. Yeah, I thought ifI googled it, I think it's just
called old Hollywood. But that doesn'tsound right. You guys know what I'm
thinking of exact thinking. But that'swhen you would go back like that.
I just think it would be fun, Yeah, to like do drugs with
Marilyn Monroe and go to those coolparties and dress cute. Yeah, I
have a wind blow up your dress. And that's her one thing. That's
(44:31):
her one thing. What do youthink of her? People didn't really like,
oh, that's the lady with thewind in the Why was it a
photoshoot or something? It was froma movie. It was from a movie,
some like it hot. I don'tremember what movie she was filming a
movie and her man's was there watchingher do that, and like everyone,
all the creepy old guys that werelike extras and being photographers or whatever,
(44:53):
we're all like ooh over her.But she had like she had like these
panties on under I think there actuallythey were like shorts or no, they
may have been like panties that maybelike bikini bottom looking panties. Yeah,
her dress would fly up and likethey were all looking at her butt and
like all uglid. And her husbandwas there and he beat her ass after
that. Wait really, yes,yeah, she had a whole I saw
(45:16):
like two or three different Marilyn Monroaddocumentaries. This here she lived a horrible,
horrible life, so much assault drugwith the baseball player DiMaggio. DiMaggio.
Yeah, yeah, he was verymean to her. Really, yes,
he was very abusive. She wasassaulted, she was beat up,
she was it was from is hereally jacked up teeth? He's a problem.
(45:39):
Like ass knows too, Like heain't know Ben Affleck, he ain't
know. With DRIs Elba, hein'tknow. Michael B. Jordan tell you
that the way she pluged watch hijackedApple TV. Adris Elba killed it.
Somebody else just told me. Oh, we talked about that cheese cake.
That's right, I'll give it away. Good show, Okay, all right,
we gotta wrap this up. Hey, aliens in Mexico, it's almost
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I know there are in Mexico aliens. How do you say aliens in Spanish?
Straw say it with us extra,which I think is not politically it's
non human. How do you say? That's finish? N Hi? When
are we gonna get it right?In human? Yeah? Yeah, I
(46:23):
don't like that. All right,that's too long. All right, let's
wrap up the podcast. That's whatmy mom is saying. You can always
follow us on Instagram at Strawberry andin Spanish. Okay, say it in
Spanish. Oh the whole thing.Yeah, I don't know it at Strawberry.
Also follow us on Instagram two yearsago. Yeah Spanish? What am
(46:47):
I saying? Your Instagram? Ifyou want to follow at at least seas,
you have to say seen May andme Instagram. That's that's in me
Instagram and then your handle you saythat ah no, not a no,
that love l I Z E Tt E l O v E E.
(47:10):
Eric. Do you want to giveout your your plugs. Better say that
role means web. No, giveout your Instagram. Eric on Air one,
there is Strawberry Radio. Follow us, but don't stock us in the
building, please please, all right, peace,
On episode sixteen of the Mexican GingerPodcast, we read our YouTube comments.
We have an update on the KiaBoys carjackers. We talked to Eric who
actually defended this building from a stalkerthat was roaming the hallways. All that
and more coming up next. It'spodcast time. It's the Strawberry and what's
a Mexican Ginger podcast? Not suitablefor a younger audience. Okay, it's
(00:24):
a Mexican Ginger podcast not intended foryounger audiences. A lot of people just
finding out about this podcast right now. That's cool. It's it's like a
twenty thirty minute podcast we do likeonce a week, just a way to
give you guys a chance to knowus more than just what you hear about
on the radio, and a chancethat we can talk about other things that
we might not be able to talkabout radio. And yeah, here we
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are, here we are, andI'm pulling up our first the first YouTube
comments. I wanted to get youbecause we're also so you stream this podcast
anywhere you want. You can alsofind it on our YouTube channel. So
these were comments left on the podcast. The podcast was titled like if I
Get kidnapped? You had a wholething. I'm like, what you do
(01:07):
if you get kidnapped? Right?Oh, I forgot about that. I
don't even remember how that happened.You were wondering how long you would be
kidnapped for before somebody noticed something waswrong. But oh, it was around
when that girl faked her disappearance,Yes, and I was thinking, dang,
no one would find me. Okay, So I just I just happened
to see the comments, and normallyI don't look for YouTube comments, but
(01:33):
I saw these two. I'm likeexcited to hear this, but also not
because sometimes people are mean. Ohhold on, of course I took a
screenshot on my phone's tripping out.Hold on, Oh my god, don't
let me like reset my phone inthe middle of the podcast. Hold on,
don't make me reset forgetting me.Oh hey, go, okay,
(02:00):
here we go, All right,this says I just. We're also talking
about Jlo, how she's kind oflike a horrible actress in the most part.
Okay, so this one's about Jlo. I disagree with Jlo being good
and Selena. For one, theycould have found a prettier, young Mexican
(02:22):
girl that looks more like Selena.Second, Selena was a wholesome young woman
and not a washed up X flygirl that had been run through more than
the Boston and New York Marathon.Whoa. Yeah, so this person was
not happy with Jlo being cast inthe movie Selena thirty years ago. Well,
(02:42):
I mean people were not happy whenshe first was casted either, and
now the movie's like a classic.Yeah, the same thing with the Netflix
series that came out. Oh yeah, people were not happy with who was
cast at at Selena. But yeah, I mean I don't see anyone,
No, nobody's even talking about itanymore, I know. So that that
comment popped up. And then thisone. This one was when Lazette was
(03:07):
talking about how long she would bekidnapped for before someone noticed, girl,
I assume this would It sounded like, how's the spelled G I R and
all caps? No, oh,girl, why would you get kidnapped?
No question? Mark, Uh,you shouldn't think negative things like that and
(03:29):
being in a car wreck. Irather hear you talk about your freaky sex
life, because those glasses tell meyou've got wild stories. Yeah, I
do. Go listen to the otherpodcast, Like, I don't live that
life anymore, sweetheart. People willbe saying they're so like what the fuck
are you talking about? People willbe so just like out of left field,
(03:53):
like why would you get kidnapped?Why wouldn't I get kidnapped? Right,
You're you're prime kidnappable. I thinkso, Like I don't like to
be conceited, but I know thatI'm like at least somewhat cute. Oh,
I thought, like, like you'rean easy target? Is that's what
I'm Well, I'm getting there.I'm like somewhat cute. Yea if someone
(04:16):
wanted to kidnap me for that reason, I don't know. I'm small,
I'm easy to just pick up andthrow into the car. Yeah, I'm
maybe I shouldn't go into detail aboutwhy I'm easy to kidnap. There's this
study though, there was this studyI think in San Quentin. I forget
where they whoever they is. Thepeople that did the study, they got
(04:40):
a bunch of like murderers or likeattackers, like bad people together and oh
yeah, and they asked them whatattracted them to the people that they murdered?
No, something different. They justshowed they showed this panel of incarcerated
people. They showed them video ofjust regular people walking around the street,
(05:00):
just a busy street, just hada video camera or whatever set up,
and they're like, Okay, whatdo you see? And these people be
like that person right there, Seehow they're walking with their head down,
not paying attention. Easy mark.See that person right there, it's a
woman. She's in heels, butthey're high heels, and she's carrying a
bunch of stuff, like so she'smoving slow. Boom, easy target.
See that person that's that's walking likehe's making eye contact, his head's looking
(05:24):
around. Wouldn't mess with him becausebecause he's he's alert, he knows what
he's doing. See that person withhis shoulders back and he's and he's confident,
not enough too confident. That person'sgonna like fight back or put up
a good fight, and they'll beaware of when I creep and all these
things that we wouldn't notice. Butthese murderers and kidnaps are like, oh
that one right there, that oneright there. I only pretend to be
(05:44):
like not paying attention. If I'mwalking by like a group of guys,
then I like be on, pretendto be on my phone or just kind
of like looking around like whatever.But otherwise I'm and I don't know if
I do it for that reason,Like I don't want to look like I'm
not aware of what's going on aroundme. But I don't feel like unless
(06:05):
I'm reading or responding to an emailor something like that, I'm not just
walking around outside like on my phone, not paying attention to what I'm doing,
where I'm going, or who's aroundme. Because because I'm so paranoid,
I think. Yeah, And Iused to take bart all the time
and even Caltrans cal Train, andthe amount of like people that I would
see like get their phones stolen orget their headphones ripped off their head because
(06:29):
they got this four hundred well noweight hundred dollars thousand dollars cell phone just
out like I'm just gonna text,and I'm just gonna And you never sit
by the door if you're on publictransportation, you never sit by the door.
I don't take public transportations on Idon't know what the rules are.
Well, you never sit by thedoor because you're that's you're the easiest to
grab and go. Like if you'resitting there with your cell phone, I'll
(06:51):
wait till the doors about to close, grab yourself. And I'm off,
I'm off the train. Doors areshut right behind me, so keep alert.
Never I never whipped my phone outwhen I was on bar when when
I was on the train, I'malways looking around, but people just like
a head down. I'm just gonnawalk around the city. I don't live
life like that because because even there'seven so many instances, and now that
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we do have social media, wesee it happen a lot more often where
you're being followed, like in astore or something like that. And I
have like not a knack, butI can always get the vibe when like
a man creeps me out. Yeahyou know what I mean, like just
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just the way that they like stareat you, or if I feel like
they're following me, then like thenI'm going to pay attention to this person
because like they're giving me creepy vibes. So that and you see that happen
on on TikTok's and stuff, likewhether it be a girl recording this man
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like, oh my god, thisman's following me around the store like up
and down aisles like I'm freaking out, or whether it be just like a
bystander that notices the girls being followedand they'll walk up to them and be
like, hey, oh my god, I've been looking for you, like
you know what I mean. Soit just happens so often, and and
that's part of my paranoia, isjust always feeling like I'm being watched.
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So there's even like this, there'sthis landscaper in my complex, okay that
watches me. Oh really, haveI not told you about it? He
will like it's like an outside likecontracted company, sure, okay that comes
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and does a landscaping, and they'rethey're like every day. So I don't
see him too much now because Idon't drive my son to school in the
morning anymore. But I used tosee him, like last year when I'll
drive him to school, and themore we'd leave it like seven fifteen,
seven twenty in the morning last schoolyear, and I would see him every
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morning. Landscaper, this landscaper,And I feel like by a certain point
he like recognized to my car andhe would he would be like mowing the
lawn or cutting bushes or whatever.He would stop dead in his tracks.
What he like wasn't even trying tobe slick, so obvious, would stop
deadness tracks. Whatever he was workingon, whatever he was doing. He
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would stop and just stare at meand watch me drive by, And I'm
like, why does he Like,Yeah, like I'm Mexican. So I
could say this creepy ass, oldfucking Mexican guy, like you know how
they are, like the amummy,Like he's one of those, and like
and he's still there. I havenightmares about him, of him like attacking
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me. Sure, well, heknows where you live, he he knows,
he knows what kind of car drive, he knows my schedule, he
knows when I leave, when Icome and go, he knows what apartment
I'm in. Like, I justdon't like him. My fiance was recently
followed up and down the aisle.Where were we? Up and down the
aisle of some store? And shecaught on she goes, this dude's following
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me, And so then she wentlike across the street herself. Yeah,
she went across the street to anotherstore. I think she was in a
clothing the grocery store, closed store, I forget. But then she went
across the streets like a Walgreens,and they dude followed her into Walgreens And
so she went down one aisle andthen like he came down and like she
kind of like turned around to confronthim, to face him, and she
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goes, stop following me, whyare you following me? Get away,
like yelling at him. And sothen like he did. He he went
away, but like she knew thatshe that this guy followed her through the
first store then across the street tothe second store. Creepy. I don't
know what he wanted either, Likeis it a purse snatch? Is it
a kidnap? Is it a quickassault? Like we don't know. I
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feel like I don't know, justbecause I feel like men are creepy.
They just follow you just to stareat you. Like half the time,
they probably aren't even thinking about doinganything to you. They just aren't creepy
and disgusting. They just want tostare at you. To be honest,
it's like good point. I don'tknow, you know my damn nerves.
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Okay, so those are the YouTubecomments. Let me ask you, did
you see this commercial? I'm gonnaplay it real quick. Did you see
that ben affleck Ice Spice dunkin Donutscommercial? No? I heard about it,
but no, okay, let meplay it real quick. I think
it'll pick up he's not gonna goingwell. Motion made me brand ambassador,
all right, So that's Ben Affleck. Also, obviously he's talking about how
(11:26):
he's him. Yeah, why ishe talking like Robert de Niro? He
kind of leans into like the I'mfrom Boston. He kind of leans into
the I'm a Boston guy. I'mnot an La guy anymore. Like he
leans into his Boston well because Joldhates to talk to him all the time.
I think. Also he puts iton thick because he's doing a Duncan
commercial. Duncan's like an East CoastBoston, New York thing Boston. So
anyway, this is Ben Affleck.He's gonna meet Ice Spice because he's brand
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ambassador. Now hold on, yougotta come up with a drink name.
But it's not easy right nowadays socialtalking to Spice, it sounds like Robert
de Niro kind of yeah, herewe go here, we gotta be authentic.
How are people gonna connect you withdunk? I'm a dunking garoo not
seeing it space My fans at aMunskin Ice Spice. Munskin's drink got an
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idea of collapse like they do.Right, we're called vanilla ice spice,
I am. I'm with duncan yougo? My question is are we still
doing this? Are we still doingthe trope the corny white guy trying to
wrap? I want to rap,I can't wrap? Are we still Stiller
in that Diddy video? Right?But that was I mean how many years
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ago was that? But like,are we in twenty twenty three? Are
we still doing this? Hey,I'm a white guy talking to a black
person. I'm gonna wrap, butI'm doing it so horribly and like the
Blackbird's gonna roll their eyes, likeare we still doing that joke? Like
are we still? And that's adunkin Donuts commercial? Like are we I
just think it's I think it's Ithink it's lazy. I think it's cheap.
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I think it's it's played out.I think it's the fact that he's
old. Yeah, Like I don'tsee it so much as him being white.
I see it more of an agething, a generational thing, like
he's old, sure, and she'slike the young, hot, new thing
right now right, also a rapper? Are we still? Are we still
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doing that? And then like theygo, they go like do they have
like these old yeah? And thenthe beatbox and then the boy like,
are we we're still going to thatsame joke like all these years later?
Because I think it makes fun.It also makes fun of of hip hop
also because it kind of devalues hiphop and how mainstream it is, like
that's what white people are. Oldpeople think hip hop sounds like, right,
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I just saw I saw the commercialon the VMA's and like, we're
still doing that, like and lethimself do that because Ben Affleck probably thought
it was funny. He seems corny. He probably was like, yeah,
this would be good, this wouldbe great. There was some movie movie,
was it We're gonna love it.He's from Boston, so he's a
Red Sox fan. He hates NewYork Yankees. Right. There was some
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movie, a commercial movie. Therewas some movie that his character was supposed
to wear a New York hat,and he's like, there's no way I'm
wearing a New York hat. Likebet, I don't care if it's for
the movie or not, I'm notwearing it. So I guess he held
up production for like a day ortwo, arguing with the producers, the
directors. Everything's like, dude,I'm not I'm a Boston guy. I
don't care if I'm playing a character, but I'm not gonna wear a New
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York hat. There's no way you'regonna catch me in a New York hat.
And so he held up production forlike two days just for a stupid
New York hat. He wouldn't hedidn't think twice about doing this dunkin Donuts
commercial where he's like the the I'munhip. I don't know how a rap
like. He didn't think twice aboutthat. Maybe he was also acting.
I just thought it was corny.I just thought it was corny, all
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right. I tell yeah, youfeel away, I do. I just
don't know why we're still doing that, Like we're still going back to that
joke. Oh no, where myKia Boys story go here? It is
all right. So it was apo cast maybe like two podcasts ago,
the one that was titled Stealing MyStolen Car Back. Lazette was talking about
how her car got stolen. Shetracked down with an app found it.
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Cops go, oh yeah, weknow who did it. But they're like
little teenager kids calling themselves the KiaBoys. They just be stealing cars and
enjoy riding them. You're not gonnaYou're not gonna be able to prosecute anybody,
Like, nothing's gonna happen. Andthese kids know it. Right.
Since that day, I've watched somany Kia Boys videos them. I'm absolutely
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not supporting them. Are giving themviews, They're probably making hell of money
off of every single view you givethem. I'm not liking them subscribing.
But the reason that Kia Boys wastrending is because there is a so with
Kias and Hundai's there is this there'sthis lock. There's this mechanism that if
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you don't have the right key,you can't start the car. All cars
have this locking mechanism. If you'renot using the right key, can't start
the car. These keys in hundays decided not to put that safety precaution
in their vehicles. So probably onlyup to a certain year though, right,
I imagine they have them now.Well now is when they're all getting
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stolen. I'm not sure. Butthe thing is, you take I'm not
gonna like tell people how to steala car. Yeah, you take it.
You know where your your blinker is, your winch wipers, a little
arm, you put the screw driverright underneath it. Pop it down,
the bottom plate comes off. Thenyou take the part of the key like
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the nition thing with a screwdriver,pop that down, and then it exposes
what looks like the end of aUSB cord like this part. Actually sorry,
this part. It exposes what lookslike the end of the brick the
block, and you can literally thisis what the key of boys do.
A lot of times people leave theirphone chargers in the car. They unplugged
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the phone charger, plug this USBpart into the brick, turn it,
and they start the car. It'sliterally a five second process. I've watched
so many people so I steal thesecars. I knew they were stealing them
literally with iPhone chargers. Yeah,that's why. But I didn't really like
comprehend how or cared to look athow. But wow, so easy.
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So since then I've been watching thesedamn keyaboy videos. And it's not just
here in Sacramento. Seattle has abad problem, la as a bad problem
in the country. Yeah, therewere these I wasn't gonna play the video,
I'll just tell you about it.There were these two teens who were
arrested in Spokane stealing cars, puttingthemselves on Snapchat TikTok Instagram whipping these cars
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one hundred ten miles an hour,and then when they're done with a car,
they jump on the windshield just tostomp the windshield in a twelve sorry,
a thirteen year old and a fourteenyear old. We're both arrested.
One of them was I don't knowwhich one. One of them was high
eating in a closet in his mom'shouse. The other one was taken into
custody at his middle school. Bothare facing uh like twenty six different felonies,
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ten gross misdemeanors. Just what fuckingfailure as parents, Like I'm sorry,
my son is turning twelve this weekend, that he's not too far off
in age from those kids, andI just could not imagine him doing anything
like this up, Like, firstof all, I will roast the shit
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out of him, like what areyou now, Kia boy, Like yeah,
yeah, yeah, He's not gonnamake it out of my house.
No, absolutely not, Like Ijust it's like, you have kids that
young and they're out of the housealone for this long to like be doing
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stuff like this all the time.Like I'm sorry, that's it's you.
You failed as parents and it's yourfault. Yeah, let me play this.
Let me see what in tonight,as Spokene police are investigating a shocking
number of car THEFS overnight targeting onespecific type of card, is reporting five
Kias were stolen just in the lasttwenty four hours. In a story that
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is new at six here tonight,KRIM two's Shannon Maudi is looking into this
nationwide problem now hitting our ear nationwide. It's so weird because of TikTok.
It's not hard to find a commonthread when looking through cars stolen in Spokane.
It's right there, ka, yeah, this is this is It was
stolen straight from my spot here.Klea was taken July fourteenth. She's just
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one of countless victims of this nationwidetrend. Under the staring wheel. If
you take that compartment off, thenactually use the back end of a USBA,
like what goes into your computer.Actually put that into the ignition and
start it. Spokene police reports fivekias were stolen in one night. I
thought this is the one where theyarrested the kids. I guess not found.
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Yeah. Yeah, it's really easyand though yeah everything like I feel
like there's videos, there is yethow to do this. The key to
this problem is the key. Okay, I thought this was the video where
they arrest of the kids. Iguess now they're talking like I'm a firm
believer. And it all starts athome. Sure, like whether you're I
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don't know, not actually taking thetime to like instill good morals in your
kids, or whether you're bringing peoplearound your kids that are that are into
that lifestyle, or maybe you're intothat lifestyle and you think you're keep you're
doing a good job at hiding itfrom the kids and not exposing them.
But they know a lot more thanyou think they do, and what they're
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exposed to a lot more than youthink they are. And it's just like,
I don't know it all. Itall starts at home, and it's
just I don't I don't know kidshaving kids, they're just dude, my
pars. My mom knew exactly whomy friends were and like what kind of
people they were, Like, hey, they knew they knew my bad influenced
friends, they knew my good influencedfriends, they knew what I was into.
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And you know, my mom wasa teacher. She didn't get home
to like five thirty sometimes six atnight, so like I had all day
after school if I wanted to gorun around, you know, they knew.
She knew what was up, sheknew where I was. And then
like she knew what type of kidI was. Like, you know,
there were some shirts or like hoodiesor whatever they had different sayings or logos
or whatever. She wouldn't want.No, no, no, you're not
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wearing that. No, no,you're not going outside looking like that.
Like the parents can control their kids. It's so funny because my mom used
to be that way, like whenI was in middle school or high school,
or even in elementary school whatever,Like if I wanted to go to
someone's house, she had to dropme off. She had to meet the
parents, like get out talk tothem if she felt like there was something
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wrong with the parents, or ifshe didn't because like my mom's super old
school Mexican and like she can bevery judgy, which I used to I
used to not like. But ifshe felt like they hadn't even done drugs
at all once, or if theysmell like cigarettes, or if she could
smell alcohol, She's like, no, you're not going over there, you
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know what I mean. And shewas the same way, like with my
with my friends, She's like,yeah, sure you can hang out with
them, but they have to comeover here and you guys have to sit
in the living room, and likeit was like weird stuff like that.
And because your parents parents know whothe loser friends are, they know the
trouble maker friends are. And nowand I have this conversation with my sister
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all the time, like if myniece or my son, we're getting out
into the things that we were doingwhen we were like in middle school,
high school, or even the thingsthat I remember other kids were doing.
Maybe I wasn't doing it, butI remember other kids in my class or
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even a year below or a yearabove me, where were they were on
one yea And all that's all Ican think is like, oh my gosh,
Like he's the age I was whenI found out about this or when
kids were doing this. Yeah,And I'm just like, oh my god,
I know his timeline. And Ialso know or feel like kids are
(23:29):
a lot worse now. I feellike kids keep getting worse and worse and
worse, and they keep getting worseyounger and younger and younger. So I
just can't I'm like Oh my gosh. Luckily my son's a nerd and he
just wants to watch anime and getChick fil a and raising canes and play
video games like and build legos.Keep him in that bubble. Hey,
real quick, do you think Ericwants to share the story of the stalker?
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You think it's a good story forthe pod? I don't know.
I already heard the story. Isit good? Should bring him in real?
QUI? Yeah, Braman be like, yo, we're doing the pod.
I'll be back all right, Let'sjust take a quick time out there.
You go. I think that's Mikethree talking to the mic. Check
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one two, check one two?Sweet. Okay. So we ran down
the hall. We got Eric whilewe were all mean the building defender,
you mean guard during commercials during theshow. I was like, I'll be
here back. I go to thebathroom and I'm walking by Eric's office and
he was like like randomly, likeare you going to the bathroom? And
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I was like yes. He wasbe careful of this stalker out there,
and I was like what, SoI've literally I'm going to the bathroom,
like fearing for my life. Ididn't want to go, but I had
to go really bad because I justhad that red Bull and I was like,
oh my god, should I notgo? But I have to go.
Maybe you could just like run inand out really fast. He was
like, I don't know. Maybe. I was like, she's still out
there, and he's like, Idon't know, maybe she's in the bathroom.
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So this is not the first timethat like odd individuals have come to
a radio station and try to likegain access, but it's the first time
I think since we've been here inSacramento. Right, okay, So what
happened? So long story short,I go to the battle. You don't
have to make it sure, Ohthat's right, we're a podcast. I
forgot. We're not on the radio. If you want. Yeah, I
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did it feel already. I trynot to if it slips out, of
slips out. So anyway to facethe picture. So we have this long
hallway to get kind of this backarea of the radio station. There's a
lobby, but we kind of takethis back area, right, okay,
kind of coming back in and ladieson the floor crying on the phone,
sitting on the floor. So it'ssitting on the floor next door. It's
like her purse and then the Starbuckscup. Right, that's that's the thing
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in our hallway, in our hallwayelevator at the back, so at the
back door, and the only peoplethat work at the station. No,
that's like on the back door allthe way to the back. Right,
So like like the one that's righthere our office, right, So nobody
knows that exists unless you're an employee, right, if you work, that's
how we get in the building toour own lobby, right. So yeah,
okay, So she's on the phonecrying, she's what's what's happening?
What's going on right now? Right? So the first thing, she's like,
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I want a house, and Iunderest see how to claim my house?
Where can I claim my house?I'm like, whoa what? And
then she's like, and I needto talk to Delilah that's from our sister
station, the Breeze. I mean, I don't know what I'm trying to
like kind of I don't think thelionel's here right now? Right when she's
not, she's right, new secret. But and then the guy that was
so much Then she pulls out herphone and she pulls up the iHeart app
(26:30):
right, and she's shown me she'slike, these people just won't stop bothering
me. And it's like the suggestedartists like Taylor Swift and Katy Perry or
whatever. I'm like, oh no, look at my phone suggested artists.
You know, here's Drake look,you know. Yeah, And then she
goes there emails scrolls or somebody.It's all junk email spam, like oh
my god, and they won't stopbothering me, blah blah blah blah,
you know, And I'm like,oh no, no, you don't have
to. They're not real people.That's like bots, and yeah, you
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don't just ignored that. She thinkshe's a people after her in distress.
I feel bad he even talking aboutme. I don't want to make fun
of he, but it's like,you know, please don't comfort it's scary.
So it doesn't stop there. Sothen she just, you know,
I need to talk to somebody.Then she's all mad and then she like
kind of pulls out like she's she'slike, well, let me leave you
my number, and she in herphone is like five phones and their perse
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and I'm kind of trying to geta little stolen phones. They all super
seth, and I'm like, isthere anything else in there. I need
to do a karate chop or something, and you know, so I think
that's it, right, I don'tknow, and then Sonya I kind of
calmed her down and then I'm like, yeah, I don't know if we
can help right now, but leaveyour info. She's like, okay,
I got a car downstairs. Andthen the protocols called building security just to
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make sure that you know which they'realways here in our parking lot doing rounds.
Yeah they are. Where were theyhere when we needed them? I'm,
you know, here defending the fort. So so she got up to
our floor and then instead of goingtrying to gain access through the main door,
she tries to sneak in the backdoor where all the employees going on.
So, you guys, we needa key card to get in the
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area. So she was just tryingto get into the building, basically trying
to find the studio. Always likefinding on their studio, get on the
radio live talk about Uh did Imentioned that part of that people were losing
their jobs, no house and somethingelse. That's why she wanted to talk
to Delila. She's like, Ineed to talk to my coworkers. Are
gonna lose their jobs and I needto get on the air. That's another
part of it. So oh wow, so she was stressed. Her what
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did she did? She look haggard, dirty clothes when when this happens most
of the time, in my experience, for the people listening, it's always
somebody who they don't necessarily look homeless, but they don't look put together.
Yeah, and so that's what Ipicture whenever somebody like because there's been instances
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where they have not only like comeup to the floor or have been wandering
the halls, but they've been likeinside where you need key card access to
get into, they have found waysto get inside and there. And now
they're roaming around the halls where thestudios are, where they have and can
have interactions with people, and youknow, you can always kind of you
you notice someone you don't recognize,Like, yes, they stand out and
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they do sometimes look off. Shewas wearing like suit pants, like a
black top. You would think shewas like a GM in a company or
something. She was like very wellput together, just kind of just crying
into stress. But no, shedidn't. You know, like very crisp
and cleanly houses. Yeah are housesbecause we have a lot of stations in
our groups. I was like,it's one of the stations given a houses
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that we don't know about. Howdo we get signed up for that?
But no, I don't know whereshe got this. Lady tried to Keya
boy a studio too soon. Sorry, not funny, I guess if you
didn't get your car stole on,it's funny. That makes me mad too.
By the way, Oh my god, that kid that was hanging out
the side of the window boys,Kia Boys, I know you can't do
anything. The cops aren't doing anything. And that's the thing. Okay,
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So I saw I was telling Lazetteand Eric you might be able to feel
me on this one. I wastelling Lazette since we had the comvo about
how her car got stole on inthe Kia Boys, and I'm like,
how can these kids, like howcan the cops know who stole the car
and still not be able to doanything. So I went down these rabbit
holes last few days about all theseKeya boys keyboys. So I saw the
video last night that I played onthe air today where these two kids stole
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a car. I think it wasa keya out of a safeway parking lot,
broad daylight, and the woman whoowns the car is coming out with
her groceries and the car's peeling away, and one of the kids hanging out
the window like I know you're mad. I know you're mad, kyoboys,
bitch, but I'm like yeah.So there's two things. One that happens
in broad daylight, no one's stopping. The second one, I was watching
(30:30):
this news YouTube and this dude likehe drove somewhere to a park or something
like that. He was just walking, going on a little hikes, walking
and he's being interviewed and as he'stalking, obviously we see like his cell
phone footage and he goes, asI'm coming back to my car, I
see somebody sitting in my driver's seatand I'm thinking, oh, maybe this
is not my car. And thenhe's like, wait, that is my
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car. So then he takes outhis phone and he's like hey, and
he's like hey, guys, whatare you doing. And there's two kids.
One is in the driver's seat withthe screwdriver and the other kid is
like by the back tire like hey, man, get away, get away,
And the guy who owns the caris like get out of my car.
What are you doing in my car? You know? Stop? And
he didn't stop. The kids andthe guy's just like boom with the screwdriver,
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gets in the car and drives off. But I'm like, how do
you not? I know you're notsupposed to hit a kid, but how
do you not if somebody I don'tcare if it's whoever, if somebody's stealing
your vehicle and you're watching it?Yea, how can you let that happen
without grabbing someone, throwing someone,punching, Like, how do you not
fight and defend your vehicle? Insteadyou pull out your cell phone? Hey?
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Stop? Did you stop taking mycar? Is that the fear?
Because they're kids, You can't putyour hands on him. Look, here's
the thing. One of these days, the little cue boys, they're gonna
mess with the wrong car. Yeah, and it's not gonna be It's not
gonna be good for him, rightYeah. Like when I found my car
the kid, I don't know ifit's the kid who stole it, because
I don't know if I told youguys this, but the night that my
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car got stolen, one of theneighbors in like on the street or whatever,
where my sister lives said that theycaught a woman on their ring camera
who had broken into her car aboutan hour before my car was stolen.
So this whole time, I'm thinking, and she said it was like some
like some crackhead bitch. It wasn'tjust like some some woman just walking around
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like it was some crackhead. Andso the whole time, I'm thinking,
like some crackheads stole my car.Sure, And when I found my car,
there was a kid in the driver'sseat, like this little Mexican boy,
and he was talking to some crackheadbitch, and I'm like, I
bet you that's her. I don'tknow if he was with her or if
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she brought it to him. Idon't know what happened, but I had
a feeling like like that's probably her. There was also like a Kate Spade
sunglass case in on the floor ofthe front seat. There was a screw
drive We're in it. What elsewas in there? There was a keyless
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garage door entry little like kit becausealso what my sister said, what they
do is when they break into thesecars, if they have you know,
people have like garage door opener clickerson their advisors they'll take those two and
then go back and break into thegarage ye later, and I was like,
oh, I never thought about that. So I was telling Loseette,
I'm like, what if they fuckinggot down in your car, that's gonna
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be in your head forever. Andlet me drive your car like that,
they made a baby, That's whatI think of. Because our kiss hoodie,
I keep it in the studio.It's my studio hoodie because it gets
really cold in here all the time. And that weekend I brought it home
with me because you know, everyonce in a while, bring it home
and wash it or whatever. Ibrought it home with me, but I
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left it in my car. Andwhen I got my car back, all
my shit was gone, Like everythingI had in the car in the middle
console, in the glove compartment,my phone charger, my fucking rosary hanging
on the mirror, everything's gone.Rosary. Yeah, Like come on,
Gilanni's toy gun that we were playingwith, that little shotgun that my mom
(34:12):
got him from Santa Cruz. Likeall the ship I had in the back,
it's all gone except for the kisshoodie. And I was like,
I don't even I don't want toknow, like they humped on I don't
want to know what they used thishoodie for to wipe up whatever the fuck
they was doing back here, Like, I haven't even touched it. DNA
though there's DNA on that hoodie,probably I haven't touched it. I'm gonna
throw it away to be honest,Like, I don't. I don't want
(34:34):
to know why this is the onlything that's still in the car. They
humped a crackhead on top of yourhoodie. Every time you drive your car,
you're gonna look at the review andthink of like the teenagers getting down
in the back of your cars.Gross waste. You're disgusting. That is
gross about this? All right,let's wrap this up. Thanks for the
safe. Can we acknowledge it Isaved the building? No? Absolutely did?
Okay, absolutely did good job.I was ready to Did you not?
(34:58):
Did you not send the email outabout hey a stalker? Oh you
did? Building wide note, Butit was gonna be building wide because Lasette
came back in and I'm like,well, we have a lock on our
studio, like Lasette lock our studio, And so we did the rest of
the show locked in here just incase Sandy you never know. I told
you she wasn't back here. Neverknow. She made keya boy the other
side of the building. Don't worry, securities on it. Downstairs, they're
(35:19):
doing their rounds. Hold on andI high checked the podcast for two.
Yeah, yeah, I can't comeon the Mexican Ginger podcast and not talk
the biggest story in the world thisweek, you guys, the Mexican alien.
Yes, you already knew what Iwas. The birds. Yeah,
their ribs are weird. They're aliens. They got weird heads. Like yeah
on TV, like the United States, the Mexican aliens. We had our
(35:43):
little American hearing with Congress or whatever, right, some whistledlowers, the UFO
guys, the pilots. Yeah,Mexico brought out bodies. They put out
little coffins with a little here wego, they're a thousand years old and
there's some aliens. Yeah, you'rewelcome. They're a thousand years old.
So they said, yeah, theyfound him in like Peru, like a
thousand years ago or the or thealiens actual age is a thousand years estimated.
(36:05):
I don't know how. But thenlet we found them like twenty years
ago. The thing, it's likethey didn't decompose. Yeah, if allegedly,
if it's from that long ago,right, like they're just intact almost
like you know, how the fuck? So anyway, there's alien bodies on
TV. I fully believe it shoutout to Mexico because you know, and
they were so small, stepped up. Yeah, they make cute little pets,
little Yeah, I don't know,it's I think you can have an
(36:27):
alien, would you if I couldhave what you like? It's trams,
but you risk it like turning onyou maybe or maybe it's like a not
good kind of like humans, howyou have like bad people and good people,
Like there's good aliens and bad aliens. You can have your own alien,
but like we don't know how it'sgoing to grow up. Now,
this is like Wickwicki what was hisname? Was the guy from Mom?
What was shallow Buff's character and Transformerssomething Steve Wickwicki. Anyway, the whole
(36:53):
thing about this is the whole thingabout Transformers. Like so Shiloh Buff like
he found Bumblebee and he's like,Okay, well this car turns into a
robot. I'll just hide it.But you can't hide it because now the
FBI and the CIA and the DA, Like everybody's like raiding your house,
like the government knows that you gotrobots kids. So I don't want the
government like kicking in my door becauseI got an alien. No no,
(37:14):
no, not like an a legalalien, like not like a Mexican.
I know about non human intelligence.Yeah yeah, but I'm saying, is
an hi. It's not UFO,it's UAP now, and it's not aliens
or what's the extraterrestrial, it's notextraterrestrial, it's non human intelligence. Okay,
because we got to be politically checkwith so extraterrestrial. So no if
(37:37):
no, no, no, likedon't house. It's like uh Pokemon,
like how everyone just has their ownPokemon and it's like normal. You can
get pet smart, get a Pokemon. Everything, Like the alien things out
in the open like ten years fromnow, and it's just like, okay,
we know they exist, they're walkingwith us. Yeah, but now
you can have one as a pet. Well I don't know, it's the
(37:58):
best friend whatever you best a pet? Sounds weird, but like like you
can just have like an like yourown alien like that. What's the American
dad? Right? What's yeah?Roger Roger yeah, under that. In
that case, I'll do it.But Roger didn't even to the household can
(38:20):
kill it. Yeah, but dogscan kill you also, would we want
an alien? I don't think wecan't trust them. I don't know if
you trust them, you can't trustthese house Do you know my hot take
you? Yeah, it's not aliens, it's us. It's us from the
future. I don't know, lookit up. I did hear that.
I did hear that theory. They'renot coming from other planets, They're coming
from other dimensions. Now that's whereI get confused, because I can't comprehend
(38:40):
fucking was it time traveling hurtles andshit? So we all just turn into
aliens, Like if it's a millionyears from now, we just look like
that. Now we either evolved ordevolved and that's us. Yeah, because
we all fucking burned because the Earthgot too hot. Possibly maybe because I
go like how do they have?Or maybe that's just a part of that's
(39:00):
what we turn into after like livingin space for so long, like bet
you something happens to Earth to wherelike we all have to leave. Yeah,
and then you've turned into that,like our heads swell, our eyes
get all fucking big, and everybodykeeps talking about like, hey, I
want a time travel, I wanta time travel. Maybe maybe we have.
Those are all the people that gotstuck coming back now. I'm sure
(39:21):
we're gonna figure it out at somepoint. I don't know if it's like
thousands, But why do we notspeak English anymore? Then? How do
you know they don't? Well,I mean we also don't speak the native
tongues that we originally did, Cavemanlanguage even like Roman language, like it's
it's evolved over hundreds and thousands ofyears, Like we don't speak the same
way that our ancestor ancestor ancestor did. Do you think like the kids slang
(39:45):
just kept progressing more and more andmore, Like that's what it turns into.
Yeah, Kia, boys like genZ, Aliens like this, Like
we've been talking talking English for likemad long Man's cool, that's cool anymore.
I'm gonna fuck that's how I talk. Listen. The aliens have two
(40:05):
eyes, two legs, two ourIt just looks like us. It looks
like HUMANOI. It's like should bea blob. I always thought we would
grow, we would evolve to survivein water. Oh actually go back to
where we originated from, like Idon't know, just be able to like
standard water for long periods of time, or maybe get like webbed fingers or
something. I don't know. Ialways just felt like we would we would
(40:29):
evolve to live and adapt to livein water. Huh. I think they're
we could go back in time.Where would you go? First? First
choice? Well, not too farbecause no matter where you want to go,
you also have to think of medical, like your your medical the medical
technology or advancements aren't there. Like, oh, I would love to go
(40:51):
back to like al Capone, youknow, Roaring twenties type of stuff,
but a sneeze, So maybe likethe eighties. I don't think i'd want
to go too far. I don'tknow. The twenties would be cool though,
that was a cool like Marilyn Monroeera. Yeah, but dentists,
if you had to go to thedentist, they're just putting their hey drink
some whiske it got a yank fiveteeth out of your face. Where was
(41:13):
the great depression that was before thetwenties? Twenties cocaine and Coca cola go
by that, you know, butjust like the the what do they call
it? Fifties was mad racist,like it's happy days, but it's madmer
Hollywood era like that with what dothey call it though, old Hollywood?
No, not old Hollywood, somethingHollywood? Yeah, what do they call
(41:37):
it? Eric, you're the musicHowdywood? We should know this for being
in Hollywood. I don't know.We should know this for like golden being
in No, like we weren't alives. I don't know. Golden Age of
Hollywood, classical Hollywood, Golden Ageof Hollywood is what that's not it?
(41:58):
Like what are are you thinking?Like seven like Marilyn Monroe era that fifty
sixties, Like I didn't realize shewas in so many movies. I just
thought she was famous for like oneor two things. She was like a
movie star movie She like Mexican orhave Mexican. She lived in Mexican.
Yeah, and then she speaks Spanishor spoke Spanish. She's Mexican. But
she she wanted she like made herselflike Hella White to be in Hollywood,
(42:22):
to pass she was. She wasvery white passing. She was. Yeah,
she was a movie star in theforties and fifties, but also like
deodorant, wasn't around people weren't brushingtheir teeth, like like, there's a
lot of hygiene issues that make mewant to not time travel. But then
(42:43):
they would see you, They're like, where do you get these glasses?
What is this? It's not likeyou're the only one that would stink?
No, that's what I'm saying,Like I wouldn't stink, but everybody around
me would. Their breath would befunky. You probably wouldn't even notice.
But also have you looked have youlooked at like what what beautiful people look
like back in like the sixties andseventies or like forties, You're like,
(43:04):
oh, that was what if wewere able to go back in time and
like invent shit? Okay, butthen that would change the whole timeline.
What's it called the butterfly effective?But then we'd do everything, but then
would be rich. What would youinvent? What do you know now that
you can go back and just withthe raw supplies that are out there,
what could you invent? I don'tknow. It depends depends on what's in
(43:27):
high demand? What could you invent? Like right now, like what could
you invent these lip kids? Instagram? How you have to invent the website.
So it's like on a magazine orsomething I don't know, like on
paper. Yeah, submit your youknow, booty pictures and we'll post them
on in the newspaper in the NewYork Times. Start the party line,
(43:47):
all right, I g models,lineup. I don't know. Okay,
So back then, is it justcalled old Hollywood? How about birth control?
At that point? What else?Vintage? I like that golden era
of Hollywood. Yeah, I knowwhat you're talking about. You're still on
(44:07):
it. Yeah, I thought ifI googled it, I think it's just
called old Hollywood. But that doesn'tsound right. You guys know what I'm
thinking of exact thinking. But that'swhen you would go back like that.
I just think it would be fun, Yeah, to like do drugs with
Marilyn Monroe and go to those coolparties and dress cute. Yeah, I
have a wind blow up your dress. And that's her one thing. That's
(44:31):
her one thing. What do youthink of her? People didn't really like,
oh, that's the lady with thewind in the Why was it a
photoshoot or something? It was froma movie. It was from a movie,
some like it hot. I don'tremember what movie she was filming a
movie and her man's was there watchingher do that, and like everyone,
all the creepy old guys that werelike extras and being photographers or whatever,
(44:53):
we're all like ooh over her.But she had like she had like these
panties on under I think there actuallythey were like shorts or no, they
may have been like panties that maybelike bikini bottom looking panties. Yeah,
her dress would fly up and likethey were all looking at her butt and
like all uglid. And her husbandwas there and he beat her ass after
that. Wait really, yes,yeah, she had a whole I saw
(45:16):
like two or three different Marilyn Monroaddocumentaries. This here she lived a horrible,
horrible life, so much assault drugwith the baseball player DiMaggio. DiMaggio.
Yeah, yeah, he was verymean to her. Really, yes,
he was very abusive. She wasassaulted, she was beat up,
she was it was from is hereally jacked up teeth? He's a problem.
(45:39):
Like ass knows too, Like heain't know Ben Affleck, he ain't
know. With DRIs Elba, hein'tknow. Michael B. Jordan tell you
that the way she pluged watch hijackedApple TV. Adris Elba killed it.
Somebody else just told me. Oh, we talked about that cheese cake.
That's right, I'll give it away. Good show, Okay, all right,
we gotta wrap this up. Hey, aliens in Mexico, it's almost
(46:00):
I know there are in Mexico aliens. How do you say aliens in Spanish?
Straw say it with us extra,which I think is not politically it's
non human. How do you say? That's finish? N Hi? When
are we gonna get it right?In human? Yeah? Yeah, I
(46:23):
don't like that. All right,that's too long. All right, let's
wrap up the podcast. That's whatmy mom is saying. You can always
follow us on Instagram at Strawberry andin Spanish. Okay, say it in
Spanish. Oh the whole thing.Yeah, I don't know it at Strawberry.
Also follow us on Instagram two yearsago. Yeah Spanish? What am
(46:47):
I saying? Your Instagram? Ifyou want to follow at at least seas,
you have to say seen May andme Instagram. That's that's in me
Instagram and then your handle you saythat ah no, not a no,
that love l I Z E Tt E l O v E E.
(47:10):
Eric. Do you want to giveout your your plugs. Better say that
role means web. No, giveout your Instagram. Eric on Air one,
there is Strawberry Radio. Follow us, but don't stock us in the
building, please please, all right, peace,
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