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May 15, 2024 • 23 mins
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(00:00):
If you miss the show this morning, this is what you missed. Mike
and Diane's binge watch update on ninetyfive point one WayV. What show have
you been binging lately or maybe youjust finished a binge Mike, have you
been watching anything besides the kids shows? No? Okay, I gotta be
honest with you. No, justsports. It's been. It's just it's
literally been. It's that time ofyear. NHL and the NFL and the

(00:25):
NHL NBA playoffs are happening. Baseballis on. Yeah, if I get
five free minutes, I'm watching somekind of a sport. That's true.
My hobby's like that too lately,although he has taken some time to binge
watch with me. This current seasonof Survivor, we had whatever whatever amount
of episodes they've had so far.I think it's ten or twelve for the
season. Yeh, and it's seasonforty six Survivor. We let them build

(00:49):
up because it's not one of thoseshows that we I don't want to say
we don't look forward to it,but it takes us a minute to get
into it. Yeah. Well,once we start with the season, then
we're on a roll. So that'swhat we're doing. We are about ten
episodes in so far, I thinkfor Survivor, so we're enjoying it.
Jeff Probst, you look fantastic afterall these years, looking good and it's

(01:11):
a really good season. Now.I do have a suggestion from my sister,
Reindeer Baby on Netflix. I thinkit's a limited series. Evidently it's
a true story about a stalker andit's pretty creepy. So you can look
that one up. Brain to yourbaby. I don't know much about it,
but once we're done Survivor, I'llmake it into that. So let
us know what you've been binging.Go on the iHeartRadio app on WayV,

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tap the red microphone, leave yourmessage for us. We would love it.
Or give us a call. Mikeand Diane's binge Watch update. Mike
and Diane's binge Watch update on ninetyfive point one WayV. Macy from Atlantic
City. What have you been binging? I've been binging Fallout recently with my
boyfriend on Amazon. I heard thatit is what does it fall really good?

(01:57):
Yeah? Fallout it's based on likea video game series. It's like
post apocalyptic nuclear war life and that'sa video game. Yes, interesting,
I think, and that's nice whenyou can have that bonding time like the
couple's binge watch. Also, yeah, it's always fun to like, yeah,
I have someone to watch something with, you can like talk and you

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know. Yeah, yeah, butMacy, don't binge watch, cheat on
him, don't watch an episode.I know it's hard sometimes. Yeah,
yeah, we learned that the hardway here. Yeah, all right,
we'll keep binging Macy. It's ninetyfive point one WayV. And we're getting
out of control with this inflation thing. And this can only go one place

(02:43):
because it's that ridiculous. I've justbeen handed an urgent and horrifying news story
and I eat all of you tostop what you're doing and listen. No,
inflation's crazy. Yes, how aboutthe new cost of a pineapple?

(03:04):
How much? Four hundred dollars?What come on? I mean, it's
a new kind of pineapple. Ithink the Fresh del Monte Food Company is
at it again. This time they'rerolling out a brand new four hundred dollars
ruby glow pineapple. What makes itthat good that it's four hundred dollars?
The pricey treat takes two years togrow and only a few thousand are being

(03:24):
released into the market. Sounds likeyou want four hundred dollars of pineapple by
holding a lot of them back.Yeah, that's what it sounds like to
me. Supply and demand and basiceconomics. Yeah, like diamonds. Yeah,
b B where we Oh, thisreminds me of remember when cotton candy
grapes came on the market. Ohyes, and they were like ten twelve

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dollars. Yeah, at least theyweren't four hundred, but yes they were.
Yeah that's where Yeah, I neverhad them. Did you like that?
I don't even pretend like I'm goingto even fancy this four hundred dollars
pineapple. Yeah. And then nowthey're back down. Did you try them?
Of course, we still buy them. Oh no, they're back down
like six dollars a bushel. Arethey worth it? They're good? Oh

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good, They're very good. I'lltry them. If you haven't, you're
missing out, Okay, I definitelywill. And then also side note,
I clipped a dollar forty nine coupondo you get a whole pineapple? But
back to the four hundred dollars,So now the cost of your pineapple is
three hundred and ninety eight dollars andnine cents or whatever. That's crazy.

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Hey, if you have the moneyand it's something you want to try,
go for it. But there's legitimatelynothing in the world I would pay four
hundred dollars for when I can goget it for three. Yeah. True,
there's literally nothing nothing. Sorry,honey, we ain't getting that.
No, not that one. Wework in radio. She'd rather have diamonds.
Mike and Diane's second date update onninety five point one WayV. Donna

(04:51):
from Galloway is looking for a seconddate update with a guy named Jack.
Hey, Donna, Hey, how'sit going. Oh, we're living the
dream wondering about your dates, Soplease tell us about your first date with
Jack. So we did something likeI guess, like a little different for
a first date than I usually woulddo. We just went and we like

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walked around and just like went inand out of like different shops, you
know, so we could kind ofcasually talk and like get to know each
other, like in like a morelow key like way. You know,
you're not just asking people, youknow, questions. I kind of dig
that, like you can get avibe off of somebody just kind of spending
the day with them more than youcan like sitting down for dinner. And

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it's this formal, like almost interview. Yeah, exactly. It's like first
day on the job type of vibeversus interview vibe. What is your career
ambition, what is your favorite caller? Blah blah blah, And it's more
like real life if you did endup dating after this first date and you're
just kind of hanging out for theday. I like it also, But
you haven't heard anything back from himafter that, No, nothing like at

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all, And don't I don't knowwhy. I thought like it went great,
Like I thought we had fun andyou know, we just had you
know, great little banter you know, during the day, and I don't
know, I just never heard fromhim again. We said goodbye and that
was it. I don't know.I don't really understand why. All right,
we have to put our detective skillsto work, Mike. So what

(06:21):
we'll do is put Donna on hold, play a song. We'll try to
get Jack on the phone next andat least get some answers for you.
And that is coming up next.Ninety five point one WayV. Ninety five
point one WayV. It's Mike andDiane's second date update. A few minutes
ago, Donna told us about herfirst date with Jack. Just a casual

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date, kind of going in andout of some shops and chatting, and
everything seemed to go well with thedate, according to Donna, But she
hasn't heard anything back from Jack.So let's just do it. Yep,
let's get the fun all right,here we go, Donna, We're going
to try to get Jack on thephone. Okay, awesome, hope he
picks up. Hello, Jack speaker, hy Jack, It's Mike and Diane

(07:05):
from ninety five point one Way VRadio. Thank you for identifying yourself.
That makes our job easy. Somebodyworks in business. Yeah, how you
doing? What's going on? Guys? It's crazy yet. I wasn't expecting
to get a phone call from theradio station today. I know. We
hear that a lot. We I'lljust jump right into it. We got

(07:25):
a call from one of our radiofamily members by the name of Donna.
Does that sound familiar? Yep?Okay, that's good. That's a start.
And Donna was telling us that youwent on a date. She enjoyed
the date, I can tell youthat. And she hasn't heard anything back
from you after that first date.So on her behalf, we're just trying
to get some answers. You canimagine how frustrated she is, or maybe

(07:47):
not since you haven't gotten back toher, but she is. So what
happened? How was the date fromyour perspective, Jack, I don't know,
A little expensive, I guess,all right, I'm not sure what
she's told you guys, but thefirst date was a little different. We

(08:09):
just kind of went to the mall. Oh the mall, okay. She
had mentioned just like kind of poppingin and out of shops. I was
thinking more like Smithfield or Cape Maylike the little shops there, but okay,
the mall, ok got it,little shops, Okay. So anyway,
we stopped in the one and whatever, you know it was. It
was like a cute little thing thatshe wanted. You know, I'll pick

(08:31):
that up. And maybe that wasa mistake because I don't know that led
to like, like I don't know, the snowball effect of me just picking
up everything and every shop that wewent to, and I was just thinking,
we're gonna go to a food court, have a little like grind or
whatever, and it's not gonna costtoo much because it's the first date,
you know. But little I know, she's got, you know, four

(08:54):
bags at the end of the dayand I'm out with four or five hundred
bucks. I was like a littleconfused by all that. I mean,
I'm too nice of a guy,I guess, but it was it was
a little silly to me. Ifeel like I was used a little bit,
you know, like, what theheck? Who does that to somebody
on a first date? I'm picturingthe pretty woman shopping spree on a lower
budget, of course, but that'swhat I'm picturing, all those bags.

(09:16):
You're probably you wouldn't be wrong,you know. Yeah, did you mention
anything to her at the time,like hey, this is getting too out
of control? Or you just kindof went along with it. I kind
of just went along with it atfirst. I mean, she's very pretty,
you know what I mean, She'sgot a good persuasion about her.
But at the end of it,I'm like, like, what the hell?
You know, yeah, a thousandhours I get it. Well,

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we have to let you know thatthe shopper herself, Donna, has been
listening in. And Donna hang onthe line after we say goodbye, because
we may have a sales position herefor you at iHeart because it sounds like
you're very persuasive, but Donna,please say hi to Jack. Hi.
I'm sorry you felt used by meor that I was just using you for
your credit card. I guess.I mean, can I ask a simple

(10:05):
question. There had to be apoint where you're like, okay, I'm
going to test the waters here.We've got to have spent a ton of
money one more store, Like Ilike, that had to have went through
your head at some point. Hecouldn't control herself. This is not that's
almost more concerning. I just Ijust thought weird day. I thought you're

(10:26):
being nice. I you know,I don't think I begged for anything.
I don't think I like to makeyou feel bad for not buying me something.
And I mean then you just cutme off, so it's not like
I even have a chance to repayyou or thank you further for And I
thought, you know, I don'tknow. And like, when you're buying
something for someone that seems like youlike them and maybe you want to see

(10:48):
them again, Like that's kind ofstrange to just buy stuff for someone and
then like completely right, there becauselet me tell you something, we were
there and you were even reaching fora card. I mean we were that
at the at the spots where youwere grabbing all this stuff. You made
sure I was on the line withyou, didn't reach for your card.
I had went out and paid foreverything. You didn't stop me, didn't

(11:09):
say thank you. It was nothinglike that. I mean, it was
weird. It was weird. Well, dear Jack, do you have Venmo.
Maybe she can, Maybe you guyscan work that out. I need
to ask the question. Yeah,I think this is a good spot.
Donna, you called us. Wouldyou want a second date with Jack?
It would be on us, kindof like the shopping spoves on him.

(11:31):
We would pay for the second date. Not shopping though, just a dinner.
Be careful, let's clarify. Let'sclarify that on the radio. We
will pay for dinner. There yougo with the cap, would you want
I've done that before, but we'reputting a cap. We will pay for
the two for twenty meal with theappetizer. Now, Donna, would you
want a second date? You know? I thought I did, but I

(11:54):
don't know if I do anymore.Like he's just I don't know, and
so are you feel like I usedto you? So I don't even know
if you I don't know if it'sworth it. It doesn't seem like you
have any interest. He doesn't havecharged for this call. Yeah, well
it's not from her, but yeah, we are charging you. He's going

(12:16):
to be going to make money somehow, interested in paying those credit card bills?
All right, Donna, Well maybeif you want to come up with
a solution, reach out to Jackon your own, if he's about paying
him back or vemoing him or something. Okay, I mean definitely. I
mean I've been trying to reach outto him and he's just been ignoring me.

(12:37):
So good point. Now, allright, well you'll work it out.
Well, best of luck, guys, Thank you, all right,
thank you. I do have tomake a public apology for actions this weekend,
Diane. It's ninety five point onew A YV It's the Mic and
Diane Show. And on Friday night, myself and eight other men went to

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Ocean Casino. It was a lotof fun. It was eight dads,
no kids, no wives, rollingaround thinking we still had it. And
let me tell you, I haveto make a public apology to literally every
single person in Ocean Casino, allthe employees and staff at the Ocean Steakhouse,

(13:26):
which was unbelievable if you ask menice and more importantly, I have
to make a public apology to myguy Patrick, who was our waiter,
because you know, sometimes in thisjob, Diane, like our friends,
I don't think they understand like whatwe do to a point, so I
had I had. It became athing like we're in Atlantic City. We're

(13:50):
in quote unquote my town with agroup of friends of mine that are not
from this area. So we allconverged on Atlantic City, and they thought
it was just the funny thing,the joke around, like do you listen
to the radio? Do you listen? I'm like, guys, I am
mortified about this. Can you pleasestop? Well it went and they did
it, and uh, let meput it this way. When we went

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to Ocean State, we had morethan a couple sodas in us at that
point, I'll call it. Sothey were being There were a couple of
guys at the table being very loudbecause the next game was on and they
were Knicks fans and they were cheering, like, guys, we are at
a fine dining establishment. We can'tbe yelling like this can't take you anywhere.
Legitimately could not take them anywhere.And then uh, they thought it

(14:35):
was funny to go to the waiterMI guy Patrick and go do you do
you listen to radio? And he'slike guess and they're like ninety five point
one WayV the Mike and dian Joewas like yeah, like that's Mike,
Like like, what am I supposedto do? Now? No piece of
steak hanging out of your mouth?I'm like, now, what am I
supposed And Patrick was really cool,like I really like Patrick, And I

(15:00):
told him out by the way toconfirm that I'm actually who I am.
Uh, Terryoki was our key word, Terryoki. There it is. You
know, I'm not lying now.I think there was that question of like
is he making this up? Igotta be honest Patrick. If people are
making up that, they're me whata sad life they live. So it
went from like a joke to themlike they're they're they're having fun with it

(15:24):
into every time they talk to anybodyat the casino, bartender, random person
at the crap stable, d crapsdealer, blackjack dealer, do you listen
to the radio. This guy's onthe radio. Yeah, I'm like,
guys, please, I got areputation uphold here. And did they all

(15:45):
know a few of them? Afew of them. But my guy Patrick
was was the one I wanted tocome on here, and I told him
I would come on it this timeon Monday and say you wanted to say,
it's me, It's it's for real. And I apologized for the actions
of my group because they were definitelydetrimental to everybody in We took away from

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everybody else's dining experience. I'm sureyou did not tian nine guys in their
thirties that can't hang anymore trying tohang. We took a wee where we
could not hang. Dad's on theloose. It was so funny the next
morning at six seven am, whenwe all turned back into pumpkins, got
back in the car and drove toour kids' games. So funny everybody going

(16:34):
from like the night before to themorning after and realizing I have a wife
and kids, I have to contactback to real life. So a public
apology and a thank you to OceanGazino Resort for my degenerate friends running through
that casino like they were twenty fiveagain. I'm glad you had fun and

(16:55):
shout out to Patrick. Shout outPatrick, Kerryaki everybody, Kayaki, everybody.
You know what, everyone go tothe Ocean Steak restaurant, ask for
Patrick and just scream, kariakiya,I want to go. I want to
do that. He is very niceand we do appreciate everything he did for
us that night. So thank youPatrick, terryok So, Mike and Diane
Show on ninety five point one WayV. You are waiting in line to check

(17:18):
out at a store and they catchyour attention. You're weak, you can't
resist, Mike. They are impulsebuys. Yeah, I I I don't
do the impulse buys. I'm reallygood at them because I'm cheap. But
I definitely go to the clearance aisleby Impulse by Aisle. Love the clearance.
But you're standing there and if thereis a longer line, you can't

(17:41):
help but to get sucked in.And obviously they place these items here,
things that you probably wouldn't normally buyor go in there looking for, and
they do it on purpose. Andby the time you're standing in line for
fifteen minutes at that point, youneed this for some reason. So I
was in line of Cohle's in May'slanding, did you I bought two things,
two impulse buys. The first onewas a sun dress, not a

(18:06):
sundress yet, not for myself,for my dog. They have a little
tropical sun dress for little Hazel.Yeah, what kind of what kind of
aisles are they running here? Yeah, she's not a big fan of wearing
dresses, but I figure, whynot a nice floral sun dress for the
dog. So that was the firstone. That's reasonable in my opinion.

(18:27):
But this other one, what's notreason? Oh wait until you see the
other one. I brought it inwith me so I have show and tell,
even though it's radio. So Mike, you're gonna have to describe this.
So this was my other impulse buy. That is something I would never
walk into the store looking for.Yeah, okay, here, I'm gonna
pass it over to you and thentell everyone what it is. You've got

(18:48):
to be kidding me, Go ahead, tell everyone. We are guitar measuring
spoons. So each measuring spoon isa different guitar and nice little spoony though
nice spurny metal. Diane, youdon't play the guitar. No, I
don't, but that's why it's Idon't even like rock music. Well,
I'm gonna gift it. I'm gonnamy my brother in law. Hope he's

(19:12):
not listening on the free iHeartRadio app. He loves music, and he even
has some instruments. I don't knowif he has I know he plays drums.
I don't know if he plays guitar. But I'm gonna put it with
his Christmas gift, A little extragift. I knew I would find a
home for it. But are theynot the cutest things you've ever seen?
Each metal measuring spoon is a differentguitar. I don't know what sadder.

(19:33):
Twenty bucks? Oh my god,Oh they're heavy, They're hefty. Twenty
diane, Yeah, sit down andlet's have a talk. Meanwhile, I
went in there with all kinds ofcoupon saving money, and then I spent
Hey, stop making excuses, Iknow, but he will love these.
It is a long time from Christmas. Well, you're buying Christmas gifts in

(20:00):
Oh, I'm shopping already. Yeah. Do you feel that? Does everybody
feel the pain in my chest?I should have brought the receding because it
literally says impulse buy on the linethere with these guitar measuring spoons. Twenty
dollars, Yeah, twenty bucks.Twenty bucks. Well they'll go to a
good home. But they're so cute. They're all little guitars anyway, So

(20:23):
I would love to hear from you. Did they suck you in the impulse
buys? What was the last thingis? What's the worst thing you ever
purchased? Because Diane just purchased thoseguitar measuring spoons. That's why I had
to bring them in to prove itto you. Yes, I really did
twenty bucks. Go on the freeiHeartRadio app and search WayV tap that red
microphone. Let us know a ifI'm crazy for buying guitar measuring spoons,

(20:47):
or B what your last impulse buywas. I love that there's somebody sitting
in a car right now like,oh, it's not that bad, and
probably wants to go into Coles tobuy them. Ninety five point one WayV
just missed it. If you're justtuning in right now, you just missed
the first keyword of the day.But I don't care. I'm not even
sure I'm allowed to tell you,but I'm gonna tell you anyway. The

(21:10):
word was happy. Get to ourwebsite. Put it in pay your bills.
One thousand dollars could be going intoyour pocket. That is a lot
of money with pay your bills onethousand dollars. And you know what,
you could buy a lot of chocolatechips with that one thousand dollars. Because
Mike, Today May fifteenth is NationalChocolate Chip Day, and oh do I

(21:30):
celebrate chocolate just flat out chocolate chips, chocolate chip, not the actual cookie,
chocolate chips in anything, which bringsme back to, Oh my goodness,
years ago when I had chocolate chippancakes. It's been so long,
say fifteen years ago I had them. See when you say chocolate chips to
me, I think of the melting, like melting them and dipping, like

(21:52):
stuff in it, like strawberries andwhatnot. Nah, I don't so much.
I don't know why I so muchdon't think making chocolate chip cookies.
Maybe because I was never a bigcook guy, but I always think of
like the whenever I see chocolate chips, I'm always thinking about melting them.
Oh okay, yeah, first thingcomes to my mind is usually cookies.
Yeah, I mean yeah, butthen the memory of those pancakes creeped in.
Oh yeah, I forgot about thepancakes too. You can even find

(22:14):
chili recipes that call for chocolate chipsthat I've never get. Yeah, no,
no, that's the thing. It'sa cocoa powder. Most sometimes it
gives like a little like I don'tknow. I'm not a chef, so
I can't describe what it tastes like, but it's something. It's a little
something something there. You go thatit gives a little something in there.
Sweet potatoes and cocoa powder gives alittle extra something in there, little something.

(22:37):
Here's a history lesson. In thenineteen thirties, Ruth Graves Wakefield created
the original chocolate chip cookie at hertoll house in in Whitman, Massachusetts's how
cute the toll house inns it calledtoll house. Yeah, oh, that's
why you got a history lesson?All right, as long as we're all
on the same page. I'm learningtoday twenty five percent of all cookies in

(23:00):
the US are chocolate chip. Iwould have expected that number to be a
little bit higher, but I guessthere are lots of types of cookies.
We got a lot of basic beesout here that are like, I'm gonna
make a own me ole reason ketocookie today, or yeah, it's like
just to stick this, give methe chocolate chip. Oh you know what
I just got the other day.They're brand new. It's Intimates Cookies.

(23:23):
It's in the it's in the icecream section. It's Intimate's cookies with vanilla
ice cream between them. Oh yougot to do that on your own.
That's a life changer. Yeah,you could do it on your own.
Giy those regular cookies and then geta Oh it's a you control how much
ice cream is in there. Andthey're all packaged up so we like them.

(23:44):
They're good. I say it likethat, like I've had it.
I'm lactose intolerant. No I,but I've looked at it and that looks
good. That does look good.So celebrate today National Chocolate Chip Day.
Think of us when you see achocolate chip cookie. Please
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