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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is finally happening, and I am so unbelievably excited. Diane,
it's ninety five point one WayV. The garage is getting tackled.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Oh right, yeah, that's been a while.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
It's been a year. Yeah, oh it's been a year since.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Long story short. The idea was, you know, we bought
it my house. Now, we bought it from my parents,
but when we moved in, my parents were still there.
We lived with my parents for a couple of months
before they moved out, so all of our stuff and
their stuff.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
And my mom a bit of a order. I had
a ton of stuff. It was all in the garage.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
So basically we cleaned out her garage first and then
we put our stuff in some of the extra, and
then some of the stuff from her from the house
started moving in there. The problem is that hasn't been
touched in a while, so anytime I want to get
in there, I have to I've created lanes that I
can move, and you can't like to turn around. It's
(00:58):
got to do the like shuffle did a turn all
the way around to go. But this Sunday I finally
sent the text and said, Sunday, we have nothing. We
are doing the garage, and it has to be the
most brutal. Tell me if there's a better way to
do this right now, Remember there's boxes all up and
down the walls and three rows of it in the middle,
(01:22):
So it's you know when I say there's there's a
foot and a half lane in each car port, there's
a foot and half lane in each carport.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I believe you.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Is there a better way than what I'm thinking, which
is just rip every ounce of it out into the
driveway and then put it back Like.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I like that strategy.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I like that strategy. Not that strategy.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
That might be my ADHD talking because my Instagram algorithm
is now telling me all the things that I do
that are my ADHD.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Huh, yeah, that's one of them.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Like you're taking on a project that's way too big
to take on in one day, but we're going to try.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
We're going to rip.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Everything out, clean it and then put it back organized.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
And I think it's better just get it over with
because then everybody has to be free on another day.
Then it just extends to another day. I say, just
get it.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Over with and do yes.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
And by the way, me and my wife have tried
to do this at our old house before we've gotten
three quarters away through it, and then the sun goes
down and we're just like throw it all.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Back in there, and you kind of wasted the time.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah, sixty cleaner, but it's still a mess because we
just threw everything back in there.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
So such a pain.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
It's going to be so on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Just think of me and know that I've been thinking
about this for weeks, but I will be using the
line a lot. We have lived without this this long.
Do we need it? Yes, because there's a lot of
stuff from our old house. It's like inside house stuff,
it's not garage stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
And when you have four adults and two kids, answering
that question, yes, that is a challenge.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Good luck, especially one of them is a horder order.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Good luck.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Mike and Diane's junk Food update on ninety five point
one w a YV.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
We should make it official though, Mike.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Ready hit it.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
There we go.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Three things to tell you about, so you may have
to hit that a few times.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
No, God.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
The first one is Hello Kitty, Strawberry shortcake flavored goldfish.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Wow, that's a lot too much.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
They're back this month.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, what meeting did they sit down and be like,
all right, here's what it's gonna be called the Hello
Kitty Fresh.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Fruit Strawberry strawberry cake flavored goldfish.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yeah, no, get out of here, we're out.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Last year, they sold out in ninety minutes, wow, featuring
notes of strawberry and vanilla, experiencing a subtle sweetness with
each bite.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
So get them wall they last.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I have a feeling you make it these in your household,
The Hello Kitty Goldfish No, come on, the kids will like,
and you know you will too. Probably all right, hit
it again for our bacon lovers, and we know we
have a lot of them listening. Whormel is creating cinnamon
toast crunch Bacon. Reactions to the breakfast mashup have been mixed,
(04:09):
with many looking forward to trying it, others wondering out loud,
who's going to step in to stop this bacon madness?
Everything's bacon. We even had that survey recently where seventy
percent of bacon lover said they would rather dump their
partner than dump Baconah crazy, So that's expected to hit
grocery stores soon.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
And I save my favorite for last.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Okay, Lucky Charms breaks out Haunted Marshmallows for Halloween.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I have to get a box of these.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
They're limited edition chocolate Lucky Charms with Haunted marshmallows. It's
lucky the Leprechaun is a vampire. He graces the Spooky
Purple box. So get a box while you can. I
like that they're chocolate for a change, and that they
have the haunted marshmallows.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Okay, don't they sound good?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
They do? Again, not a big cereal guy. I wish
I was more of a serial guy.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
This you could your lactose intolerant, but this one you
could eat dry. I feel yeah, yeah, the which of
the three? Just to wrap it up, would you rather
have the Hello Kitty Strawberry shortcake flavor goldfish, the Hormouse
cinnamon toast crunch bacon or Lucky Charms Haunted marshmallows.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Cinnamon toast bacon. Has me intrigued?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Really?
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
All right?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I don't know why I'm going with Lucky Charms, but
it does. I'm intrigued.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
And there is your Oh God, hold on.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Up there.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Sometimes the mouse moves on me and I actually almost
play this almost every time.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
No God, no God, please, no no, oh.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
You said that about the goldfish.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, no, ninety five point one w A y V.
Good morning, It's the Mic and Diane Show.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Uh, family game night, it should be fun, right.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
One in five people surveyed.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Said a family game night has been disrupted by unfriendly behavior,
and one in ten reported a physical fight breaking out.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
The biggest fight starter. I think you know which game.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Yes, Monopoli is number one, followed by Uno that's number two.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
I would say we've never had a fight, but we
get into healthy debates, especially during scategories.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I think I've mentioned that to you before.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Uno feels like it's just about the rules. Somebody plays
a card and you're like, you can't do that. That's
not a rule. And I can reverse your reverse. I
can draw four on your draw too. Now you can't,
but you know, but then you can look at the rules.
Nobody's ever done that in the history of mankind.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
But then they still get mad.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yes, because once you look, once the person that is
wrong is wrong. They get defensive and then they start swinging.
Don't prove me wrong.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Well, we have a family classic now because in categories.
My brother in law said it was the category was
a term of endearment. And the letter was W which
is really hard anyway, when certain letters come up, you're like, oh,
we're not going to be able to come up with anything.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
And his term of endearment was what the bleep rhymes
with truck?
Speaker 5 (07:06):
M hmm.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
We're like, what, this is not a term of endearment.
He said, sure, if you walk into a room, I
could say that. He started to defend his answer.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I'm going to go with him.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Really, you're the only one because we took a vote
and we said absolutely not. We shot it down.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I'm gonna I'm gonna say if I if I walked
into a room and my wife was looking all hot,
I would and I said that, I think I'm going
to say that that's a term of endearment.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
See, if you would have been a family game night,
perhaps that would have would have gone through.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I probably would have not said a word. We shot
him down because that means unless he was on my team,
Oh yeah, I'm listen, I'm here to win.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Well, it was just a great moment because now whenever
we see him, that's what we say, Like you said,
love you.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
I would have tried to shoot that down. I want
to win.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
No, I'll give you that one. So what game is
banned from your family game night because it just won't
end well? Give us a call at six oh nine
eight four WayV.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
It is the Mike and Diane Show, Waking up with you,
Good morning, It's ninety five point one WayV.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Family game Night does not always go well.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
It never goes well.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
One in five people say it was disrupted by unfriendly behavior.
One in ten reported a physical fight breaking out. Oh
my goodness, Monopoly the biggest fight starter. But we want
to check in with Arianna from Galloway. Arianna, which game
is not a good one for your family?
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Hey guys, Yeah, Pictionary is absolutely banned for.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
My family game night? Dictionary?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Why is that?
Speaker 7 (08:37):
Because my family members are the worst artists ever? I'm
not kidding.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
Every single thing looks like a stick figure. It could
be It could be a bubbly piece of fruit, a car,
a house, a movie title, whatever it is.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Every drawing looks the.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Same, everything looks the same. I'm with you.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
I think we're actually relatives. We should do like a
twenty three in me.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I was gonna say, all right, it sounds like you
might be the problem here. You might be the one like, oh, it.
Speaker 7 (09:06):
Gets so bad.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
Everybody starts bussing on each other and for real, it
does not go well.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I can picture that. Give me a little more detail.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Oh my, I mean childhood nicknames that nobody likes come out.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
I mean we're like, really, we're really.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Going on it. The childhood nickname?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
What happened to just casually sipping on wine?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I like that. I like that.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Maybe pictures you might understand.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
All right, let's try to draw a wine glass.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Now, no, no, tell you that'll be another stick figure.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
It's a toothtick there, I'll tell you that's what it
looks like.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Well, I'm glad that you identified this, that you know
this is not good for the family.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
So in pictionary is banned? Might they tried at your
house either?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Are you kidding? Men? One w A the Good Morning,
It's the Mike and Diane show.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Ah, family game night, it should be fun, right Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
One in five people surveyed.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Said a family game night has been disrupted by unfriendly behavior,
and one in ten reported a physical fight breaking out. Uh.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
The biggest fight starter. I think you know which game?
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Yes, Monopoli is number one, followed by Uno that's number two. Yeah,
I would say we've never had a fight, but we
get into healthy debates, especially during s categories.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
I think I've mentioned that to you before.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Uno feels like it's just about the rules. Somebody plays
a card and you're like, you can't do that. That's
not a rule. And I can reverse your reverse. I
can draw four on your draw too.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Now you can't. But you know, then you can look
at the rules. Nobody's ever done that in the history
of mankind.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
But then they still get mad, yes.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Because once you look once the person that is wrong
is wrong. They get defensive and then they start swinging.
Don't prove me wrong.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Well, we have a family class now because in categories.
My brother in law said it was the category was
a term of endearment and the letter was W, which
is really hard anyway. When certain letters come up, you're like, oh,
we're not going to be able to come up with anything.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
And his term of endearment was what the bleep rhymes
with truck?
Speaker 5 (11:19):
M hmm.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
We're like, what, this is not a term of endearment.
He said, sure, if you walk into a room, I
could say that. He started to defend his answer.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I'm going to go with him.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
I'm really you're the only one because we took a
vote and we said absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
We shot it down.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Oh I'm gonna I'm gonna say if I if I
walked into a room and my wife was looking all hot,
I would and I said that.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
I think I'm going to say that that's a term
of endearment.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
See, if you would have been a family game night,
perhaps that would have would have gone through.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
I probably would have not said a word.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
We shot him down because that means.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Unless he was on my team.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Oh yeah, I'm listen, I'm here to win.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Well, it was just a great moment because now whenever
we see him, that's what we say.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Like you said, love you, I would have tried to
shoot that down. I want to win.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
No, I'll give you that one.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
So what game is banned from your family game night
because it just won't end?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Well, give us a call. It's six h nine four
eight four w a YV.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
It's Mike and Diane's second date update on ninety five
point one WayV. John from Northfield is looking for a
second date with a woman named Terry.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Good morning, John, how's it going.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Hey guys, morning, how you guys doing.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Oh we're living the dream as always. How about you, John,
you live in the dream.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
I'm trying to you know, I'm trying. I'm so I'm
calling kind of part.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Of the dream.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Yeah, well, hopefully we can help you out. So please
tell us about Terry and your first date.
Speaker 6 (12:47):
Yeah, so we went out for a late lunch. Try
to keep it.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Not super formal, but certainly you could call it a date,
you know, officially a date. It was on. It was
three weeks ago.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
It was actually closing like the closing ceremony of the Olympics.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
We were watching Matt on the TV there.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
Yeah, and I don't know, like what happened. We had chemistry,
We had really great conversation we had I mean there
was like, you know, a lot of eye contact. There
was no sort of phone checking or anything. And it
was like a really good date. And then you know,
followed up and I like, I don't know where she went.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Oh just gone gone, just gone gone, girl, good tar.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
What happened?
Speaker 6 (13:40):
I mean, yeah, yeah, I laugh a little bit because
it's like, do you think she's married?
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Oh, Mike, this is your this has been your go
to and I don't know why, but one of these times, hey,
we're going to strike gold.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
I don't know why. I've been like the last all summer.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
I think you were traumatized by the times that it
had happened, which.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Is like five times, which is five times too many,
but it has happened. We've done like seven hundred of
these at this point, and that's not a made up number,
and like five of them the person's come back been married.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
Still always shocking. Yeah, tell you so there were no
red flags though.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Sure, I gotta tell you, I hope she's not married.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
That'd be bad, Oh, it would be.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Well, we need to find out what's going on here, John,
So what we'll do is put you on hold, play
a song, try to get Terry on the phone, and
get some answers for you. And that's coming up next.
So ninety five point one WayV. Ninety five point one WayV.
It's Mike and Diane's second date.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Update. A few minutes ago John told us about his
date with Terry and for a first date, they had
a late lunch it was a few weeks ago.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Seemed to have a good time. But John, you've heard
nothing from Terry. So let's get right to it. It's
been a few weeks. Let's give her a call. And
at least try to get some answers here. Don't be nervous, John, Okay, Hello.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Hi is this Terry?
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
It is Oh good.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
It's Mike and Diane from ninety five point one WayV Radio.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
We host a morning radio show. Hello.
Speaker 7 (15:18):
Yeah, I know you do hioh.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Oh good, Walker like Mike's here too.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah, that was Mike.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
Mike.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Oh well, this is a good sign that you'll be
willing to talk to us for a few minutes, because
we got a call from one of our radio family
members by the name of John.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
He was telling us about your first.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Date and oh yeah, he enjoyed it, and he just
has no idea why you're ghosting him.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
So on his bath, we're trying to get some answers. Terry,
what's going on?
Speaker 7 (15:51):
Oh no, I feel bad? Yeah, because John, I mean,
he seems like a really nice guy.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
It's just but oh no, it was it's just not time. Yeah,
we gotta keep track of that.
Speaker 7 (16:05):
He he was really talkative and I actually I really
like that. And he talked about I mean, he wasn't
a big question asker, you know what you mean, But
largely it was just because the only thing he really
had to talk about was the Olympics, and you know,
I wanted to know more about like who he was.
(16:27):
He just he was really fixated on the fact that
he thinks that he could do the next Olympics if
he just works hard enough. Really, and I don't know,
I mean it was just pretty boastful and like at
a test.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Wow. Well, I've been working on the balance beams. So
I feel that I've.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Never connected with somebody more.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
John.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
You know what, John, Actually you probably already knows because
you listen to the show. But John has been listening in. John,
are you in training yet for the next four years?
Speaker 6 (17:06):
Well?
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Yeah, I did, for sure, Yeah, yeah, you sure you are.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
First of all, I think the real question here is John,
without being rude.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
You're in your forties, aren't you.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Yeah, move on.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
This is something we all think that in our early twenties.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Mike had to have this conversation with himself.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Yeah, like come on, man, wait.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
A second, but wait, okay, y'all know about that woman
who won the gold medal, who was like a broker
in Manhattan like three years ago, and she started riding
her bike in like a Central Park riding group and
now she's the gold medalist in.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
I mean, come on, that's there's a lot of backstory
you missed there, like the competitive biking she did Brier.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
That would be important. But you know, if we don't
want to shatter anyone's dream.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
No, you're right, you know what, let's go on, Terry.
That's fine, Harry.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
I understand your point, but this is the and I
and I appreciate and I kind of agree with you.
But we're gonna go and turn this conversation to John
because this is way more interesting.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
John, What support are we doing?
Speaker 6 (18:13):
I think I could do a number of sports.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Okay, I love this.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
Yeah, I think I would be hyper competitive in the javelin. Okay, Okay,
have you ever played Okay, I played quarterback. I played
quarterback in middle school and high school. Early high school.
I hurt my knees, so I didn't get to finish
my high school career.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Yeah, but yeah, I played quarterback.
Speaker 6 (18:39):
That was very good, very good quarterback, strong arm. And
then I and then I think I can also compete
in jiu jitsu. I've been I've been competitive in martial
arts for a long time, not so much lately, but yeah,
yeah I know about that. And then of course cycling, man.
I think cycling is my key.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
So basically, you want to throw a jack, you want
to throw a spear, be able to beat somebody up
and ride away as fast as possible.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Terry get out.
Speaker 7 (19:13):
He also had like handball.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
Well, yeah, that's kind of a game. I think anybody
can like if they work hard enough, a handball could
probably compete.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
This is triggering me, yeah, because micause Mike almost went
to the Olympics.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
I went to the Olympic tryout for handball.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
I know, shocking the thing that I found out that
we have never made the Olympics unless it's in our
country that we're forced to be, and we're so bad
at handball.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
That's my point.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
That my point. Yes, Mike gets this, does get it.
He's give me a little bit of a hard time,
I know, but he got he kind of deep down.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Yeah, I hate that.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
You're right, and it's great to have goals.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
We don't want to shatter your dreams, but do you
understand on a first date it really is to get
to know the person.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
I know, we all got.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Caught up an Olympic fever all that, But does Terry
have any pets?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
That's a good question. Not Hey, Terry, what Olympic sport
would you compete in?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (20:13):
I may have you know, I may have gotten carried away.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
I know that.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
You know what, Terry, Can I try and save this
for John real quick? And then we're going to do
the thing where we ask you questions because Diane has
it in a contract.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Yes, say it, sir. Demand's driven.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
The man felt very comfortable with you to go right
into what he was believing in to talk to you about.
And he didn't feel that nervous energy you like to Hey,
what do you feel about this? And blah blah blah.
He said, Terry, I feel very comfortable with you.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
I like you.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Here's what I'm thinking about. And that's a comforting place
to be in a relationship. There you go, and he's driven.
He wants to be an Olympian and he wants to
get in shape for you.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Yeah. The only issue I have is because I'm.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Picturing somebody balding in overweight right now.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Well, if he's training, is he going to have any
time to date? But you know what, let's not think
about that right now. If Terry said yes, would you
want a second date?
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Oh? Yeah, definitely. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
I like the enthusiasm, definitely.
Speaker 6 (21:13):
I won't promise not to talk about the Jeff, good
luck that's going to consume your life.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Terry, what do you think it all comes down to you.
Speaker 7 (21:24):
It's sure, let's let's let's try it again, all right, yay, right?
Speaker 6 (21:31):
Cool?
Speaker 3 (21:31):
God help you here I go.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Let's go La twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
Whoa, I'm not even thinking about it.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
I'm not even thinking about Terry. We're going to talk
about what, you know, like competitive things you want to do?
Speaker 2 (21:44):
No, nothing competitive.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Bye, oh jeez, all right, good luck on everything. Thank you, Okay,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Back to school, we're back to school. I was going
to sing the Billy Madison song, and I'm like, God,
it's too long. It's ninety five point one WayV it's
the mic and die.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
And show parents. I feel your pain.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Bussing issues all over the place. Right, My kids don't
get you know, my kids don't get home until four o'clock.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Wow, four o'clock seem late.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Right, I mean they don't get on the bus until
eight thirty, so they have the later. We live in
a town with a lot of different schools, you know,
between six or six elementary schools, two middle schools, a
high school three.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Two high schools.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Really wow, well really if you want to get technical
three but they send them, you know, they're districted all
over the place.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
But bussing is an issue. No one else was an
issue the first day of school.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
And I'm just getting around the talking about it because
my my PTSD from it has subsided a little bit.
What's that my daughter our first day of kindergarten.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Oh, kindergarten.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
So I'm waiting to see how you know, today goes,
because we've been checking on her every day. But you know,
I was there put her on the bus the first
day of kindergarten my new school because, as we've documented
well on this show, I moved. So first day in
the new school school is amazing. We went on the tour,
(23:15):
we met our teacher, we met all the kids. Her
bus stop has like seventeen kids at it. I'm not kidding,
like more than half the bus is at our bus stop.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Oh that's a lot.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
So that's good in this sense of like they're all,
you know, a lot of kids in the neighborhood right
by us, right McKinley, you know, we're doing the whole
first day thing. Everybody's ready, everybody's excited. We get out
to the bus stop. Then I see the bus come
and I see the realization hit my daughter and she
(23:46):
grabs onto the back of my son's backpack like death,
grips it like don't leave me. And then I'm like,
oh my god, here we go. And then she gets
on the bus. Now I'm emotional because this is my baby.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
And it's kindergarten, and it's kindergart.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
It's my final kid, God willing colin kindergarten. Yeah, I've heard,
I've heard things don't work sometimes there, but I'm hoping.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
She gets on the bus.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
I hear the bus driver say siblings have to sit
together as first day, so that's fine. I'm like, that's great,
that is good. She sits down. I see my son
sit down and help her put her seatbelt on. I'm like,
you go, buddy, like you're being a good big brother.
And then through the tinted this is how well I
know my daughter.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Through the tinted windows that I.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Can't really see her, I see her do the thing
where she puts her hands to her chest and I'm like,
oh no, she's crying and I can see my mother,
my father in law there, my dad's there. They're looking,
they're like, what are you talking about. I'm like, she's crying.
And then you see the hands go up to the
(24:56):
eyes and you're like, oh no, And I'm trying to
give her like the thumbs up, like everything is great,
everything is good. Bus pull away, Please, bus pull away.
She's gonna be fine as soon as the bus pulls away.
Bus doesn't pull away. Now, she's doing the hand thing
like you would see in the most dramatic movie, like
she's Jack from Titanic with the hand that goes to
(25:17):
the window and she's just scutching the window like I
need you. And I'm standing on the outside like this
is the most helpless I've ever felt in my entire life.
Now I'm in my head trying to not to because
remember there's seventeen kids at this bust upright, So there's
seventeen parents there, right, And I'm sitting there trying to
yell onto the bus without yelling onto the bus.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Landing, hug her, hug her, landing, hug her.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
And he looks at me and I can see him
get real close to the tinted window all I sees
his eyes and he does the thing where he puts
his hand his fist to his face and he makes
the crying sign and then sticks his hand up against
the window and just goes thumbs down like, hug Her landed,
(26:03):
don't I can see she's crying.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Hug Her, are you sure? He wasn't saying, oh no,
don't worry about the crying.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
No, I'm one hundred percent shirt. He was telling me like, hey, Dad,
she's crying.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
Okay, thanks, buddy, I can tell we can see that.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
And then and the whole time, I'm just in my
head going bus pull away, pull away, bus, bus drive away,
bus drive away. The bus sat there for ten minutes.
Of course, of her just sitting there crying. I'm like,
I'm going to loose. The anxiety that I'm letting out
right now is like an internal like it's ten times
that right now. As I'm standing on the side, my
mom's like she's okay, she's okay.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
I'm like, okay, she's not okay. I can't go on
the bus. I know I can't go on the bus.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
My god, I want to go on the bus because
I know if I go on the bus, she's coming
off the bus.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
You know, it would have helped if they had pillows
because the one time recently when they came to work
with you, Yeah, they had a little pillow fight, which
I loved because I wish.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
I could be a kid again for a day.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Because it's not it doesn't have the same effect when
I started to start to pillow fight as an adult.
But if they had some pillows that would have been distracting.
They could have had a little pillow fight.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
I guess they would have gotten perfect if the bus
pulled away.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Yeah, well, yeah, as soon as the bus pulled away.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
I asked my son about it later and he said, oh,
I just tickled her and she was fine, where are
you fifteen minutes prior to that?
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Because our bus, I mean it pulled away when I
was little. Yeah, so quickly said if we were one minute,
remember that one minute late? Forget it. It's like there's
the bus buy yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Yeah, yeah, I remember like getting on the bus and
like I'm two rows in and the bus is starting
to drive.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Yeah, exactly, Like where is that now?
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Yeah, correctly the jump on a moving bus. Well either way, Well,
kindergarten came home.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
They came home smiles.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Everything was good.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Everything was good.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
That's good.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
But God, that bus.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
I'll never forget that longest bus ride in history.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
There wasn't a bus ride, longest way there the bus.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Wait, yeah, it's ninety five point one w A YV.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
It's the Mike and Diane Show.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Happy Wednesday morning, Happy Fall, Happy fall.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Sports bill time.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Yeah, fall officially arriving this weekend.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
The bills have hit again. My daughter is pre team gymnastics,
my daughter's soccer, my son's soccer, my son's baseball, my
son's gymnastics. I'm broke, I'm out. I'm out, like and
not like out out the door, like I'm out of money.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Do the most activities happen in the fall? Back to school?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
I think I'm I think I can complain about this
at any point, honestly, because the winter is then going
to be my daughter basketball, my son basketball, my son wrestling,
my son baseball still because that'll be indoor training. Uh,
spring will be two different baseballs, soccer, soccer, gymnastics.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Like, we'll be able to complain at anytime.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
All right, So it's always something, then.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
It's oh, it's always going to be something. So yeah,
I just like complaining.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
I don't know if you've I don't know if you've
paid attention the last ten years on the show.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
But I wasn't sure if you got money. I was
dre if you got a break during like part of
the year.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
The summer helped because I tended to be literally everywhere
in South Jersey.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Yes, so, uh hey.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
If you needed a host for your event, let me know.
Your boy needs to pay for pre team gymnastics and
that's expensive. So come I want to become what's the guy,
the the the guy who did all the infomercials.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Oh what was his name?
Speaker 6 (29:44):
Billy?
Speaker 4 (29:45):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yes, yes, Billy May.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
I want to be the Billy Mays of South Jersey
on this station. So feel free. If you have a
product to sell, i''ll sell it.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
I don't care. O. God help me.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
It's expensive, but you know what well worth it?
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Yeah, it's got so expensive. I decided to start my
own baseball team to try and quell the costs.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Suture Olympians they better be, yeah, they better be. Good luck.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Yeah,