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August 23, 2024 • 41 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's ninety five point one WayV. It's the Mike and

(00:02):
Diane show.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
A six foot statue of the kool Aid Man. Can
you imagine? Oh boy, it's in Hastings, Nebraska that that
is what they installed. A guy from Hastings named Edwin
Perkins came up with the cool Aid Guy in nineteen
twenty seven after messing around in his mom's kitchen. Actually
he came up with kool Aid, not the kool Aid Guy.
That was the marketing and advertising people who came up

(00:24):
with that. It was actually cool Aid, So they figure,
why not put up a six foot statue. But it's
reminding everyone of their childhood drinking kool aid. And I
have not had kool aid. Oh I love cherry kool aid.
Have not had that since childhood.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
I should do so much sugar.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
I should mix so yeah, look who you're talking to?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Hey, do it could be a mixer?

Speaker 5 (00:47):
Maybe?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
I don't know, try that, but it really does. It's
almost like I want it to remain childhood, so I
don't even drink it. It's such great memories.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yeah you know it's it's spoiler alert. You're gonna drink
it and go oh yeah, like I could feel my
dog beat us and you're gonna go I'm never drinking
us again, and it's going to ruin all the memories.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
All of a sudden, I'll be on nozempic.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Now, a survey in honor of the Kool aid Man
looked at the top brands that remind us of our childhood.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
So we'll give you the top five and then please
feel free to add to the list. At number five, Monopoly, Yes,
plenty of Monopoly games in childhood.

Speaker 6 (01:27):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
At number four, I think you're gonna like this one.
Hot Wheels. Yeah, your son probably still plays with Hot Wheels.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
No, sadly we have kind of moved off of those.
Oh I'm sad about it.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
At number three, absolutely Plato playto is. I probably would
have put that in number one for our childhood.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah, still very active in our house.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yes. At number two, Lego ouch when you step on them.
At number two, is Lego reminds us of our childhood?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Please don't buy Legos for anybody. They don't want them.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
You don't want that three hundred piece set, you sure?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
I mean I do, but I don't have time to
put it together. And my son's certainly not going to
do it.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Okay, and then the pieces go missing?

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
At number one, the brand that reminds us of our childhood,
according to the survey, Nintendo.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Okay, yeah, perfect.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Add to the list please, Which brand makes you think
of your childhood? It's fun to think back, even though
it wasn't that many years ago. Yeah, six h nine
four eight four WayV.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Ninety five point one WayV. It's the Mike and Diane Show.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
The brand that makes you think of your childhood such
great memories. Nintendo was number one in the survey. Lorii
from Ventnor, which brand makes you think of childhood?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (02:36):
My gosho roll up fruits?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
And they are having a big moment right now on
TikTok I hear.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Can i freo roll up?

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Was that the skinny one that was like an inch
long or the super wide one that like you can
pick a.

Speaker 7 (02:50):
Wide one that you could wrap around your finger and
then lick it off your finger.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah, and then your finger just becomes a giant for
roll up because it gets stuck down there.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Y yeah, all right, well we will let you go
Lori and have your fruit roll up.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
It's ninety five point one WayV. It's the Mike and
Diane Show. It's time for No Way News and we're
going overseas.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
With this one.

Speaker 6 (03:12):
I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story
and I eat all of you to stop what you're
doing and listen.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
No, you know, as that was playing in my head,
it went overseas is not the right word there.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
I think it's abroad. We're going abroad, Okay, sounds good.
We're going to England or the UK.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
I know it's somewhat of the same thing, but it's not.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
It's like all the New England states saying like, oh,
we're going to Vermont. I mean New England, right, I
get it.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Actually Vermont's in New England. Yeah, okay, it is. Okay.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Well, there's a mom named Lace Lucy who lives in
the UK and was absolutely devastated when her daughter's passport
application was rejected because of her name.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Her name, Okay, what is her name?

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Not as ridiculous as you think. It's Kalisi Khalisi Game
of throws.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah, So the officials told her she would need approval
from Warner Brothers, who owns the trademark for the name Khalisi.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
This feels like somebody just didn't want to do their
job that day.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
It does because she sought legal advice, who then told
her her trademarks, and the trademarks only really applied to
goods and services, not personal names at all. That's ridiculous.
You can name your kid whatever you want. We know
people are named Apple and what is what is? What
is any of what's her name's name? Kids names Apple,

(04:36):
Chris Martin's Apple and Moses. Yeah, you can name whatever
you want.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
But those names are not trademark. That would be the difference. However,
every year we see the baby name trends and people
tend to name their kids after whatever the hottest pop
culture the person is, So I would I would see that.
That's ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Personal names do not land on the trademark list.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Now if she was selling her name like okay, well
like there is like do you ever notice that Cierra
missed uh change the name to Story. No, that's because
there's a crra mist okay who sued them.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Oh, but how about the character of Khalisi just like
Mickey Mouse Exactly.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
I can name my kid Mickey Mouse all day long.
You can't do anything about it. Disney, You're sure gonna try,
I'm sure, but you can't do anything about it.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
I need you to have another kid just to name
of Mickey Mouse.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
I can't surgically fixed.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Yeah, no, we're not doing that.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Okay, Well I feel bad for this family. What a bummer.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Yeah, it's a bummer. It's a bummer because it's annoying.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
And that's just the literally the people doing the passport's like,
I don't feel like doing this today.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, come on, come on. They must not be a
Game of Thrones fan. Mike and Diane's second date update
on ninety five point one WayV Rebecca from May's Landing
is looking for a second date update with a guy
named Jason. Hi, Rebecca, how you doing?

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Hi good?

Speaker 2 (06:01):
How are you doing well? Just wondering about your date?
So please tell us about Jason and your first date.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
Yeah, so Jason and I met online and we picked
a place that was like in the middle of both
of our places, and yeah, we met there. We had
a really good time. It was a kind of fancy
brush place I've been to before, and yeah, seemed to

(06:32):
be some sparks. We seem to enjoy each other's company.
So it was really surprised when I didn't hear back
from him, and texted a couple of times that he
hasn't responded at all.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
That is frustrating, because hey, brunch, you can do no wrong. Yeah,
especially with holoses and the fact that your chemistry was good. Hmm.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
We need to find out about this. So that's that's
what we do. That's our calling in life, Rebecca.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Which is sad.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Sad, but maybe not for Rebecca because maybe she'll get
some answers. So what we'll do is put you on hold,
we'll play a song, and we'll try to get Jason
on the phone at least get some answers. Coming up
next on ninety five point one WayV. Ninety five point
one WayV with Mike and Diane's second date update. A

(07:23):
few minutes ago, Rebecca told us she went on a
first date with Jason to brunch and sparks were flying.
They really enjoyed each other's company. But Rebecca, you haven't
heard anything from Jason.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Not at all.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
So frustrating. All right, let's get right to it. Yeah,
come on, we need to find out we got you
that's wrong with this guy?

Speaker 3 (07:44):
I got you boo.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Yeah, Hello hisus Jason.

Speaker 8 (07:51):
Hui, yep, this is he Sorry.

Speaker 5 (07:53):
Who's this Hi?

Speaker 2 (07:54):
It's Mike and Diane from ninety five point one WayV Radio.
We host a little morning radio show. Say hi to
my co host Mike. Yeah, there he is. I know,
very strange. Don't hang up please. We are calling for
a specific reason and we're hoping you have a couple
of minutes to chat because we got a call from
one of our radio family members by the name of Rebecca.

(08:16):
Does that sound familiar?

Speaker 8 (08:19):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (08:21):
Please?

Speaker 8 (08:22):
I went on a date with like two weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
It did that sounds about right with the timeline. Yeah, yeah,
So Rebecca called us. She hasn't heard anything from you
on her. From her perspective, the date was great. You
went to brunch, she had the chemistry and all that,
and she just doesn't understand why you're not responding to her.
So if you don't mind, what's what's up? Jason? Uh?

Speaker 8 (08:49):
Well, that's kind of weird.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
It is.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
We know this is what we do.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
We still do it.

Speaker 8 (08:55):
Yeah, listen, Rebecca was a great girl. All we had
a great conversation. We went to like brunch, but I
you know, I went to go I think, like the
bathroom and then like pay the bill. You know, it's
one of those things you like bring your like go
up and pay for it after breakfast. And her ex

(09:21):
husband worked there, and how do you know that?

Speaker 6 (09:25):
Because he told you.

Speaker 8 (09:28):
He was like yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
He said, I'm Rebecca's ex husband.

Speaker 8 (09:34):
Yeah, that's my that's my ex wife. And I was
kind of like, oh, I thought he was kidding, like
that's a great joke, and he's like no, no, no.

Speaker 5 (09:42):
I was like she.

Speaker 8 (09:45):
It felt like Rebecca brought me there on purpose, upset
him or.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Even know what, but it was I not into it,
and she picked the place. I'm assuming.

Speaker 8 (09:58):
She definitely did he did.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Okay, just just confirming, all right, well we have to
let you know Rebecca has been listening in. Uh, Rebecca,
did you pick that place on purpose? Did you want
to make your ex husband jealous? And also say hi
to Jason please?

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Hey Jason? Yeah, like this is awkward, Okay, it's a
really good restaurant and I didn't know if he'd be
working that day or not, and it doesn't matter because
it's my life. Plus I have to say, Jason is
really hot, so I wanted I was proud to be

(10:36):
seen with him.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
M Okay, I'm fifty on this. Like, pick any other place, right, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
There are a lot of other places, especially on a
first date.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
Yeah, why are we doing that?

Speaker 8 (10:45):
Yeah? Or just give me a heads up? Like he
could have been kind of funny, I guess, but.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
It was super awkward, but it super wasn't.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Yeah, I think it heads up would have been good
because if he felt uncomfortable, then he could pick somewhere else.
But if you wanted to be in on it that hey,
show my ex husband, I got a hot guy here.
That would be up to him. Do you kind of
see it now that you're hearing that from him, Rebecca.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Yeah, I should have told you like that there was
a chance he would be there, But honestly, I just
I felt so good being your date that day that
I didn't care. And he's a jerk anyway, So like
I was okay with him sweating it out a little
bit when he saw you.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
All right, Because my next question was going to be
to you still have feelings for him, but it does
not sound like it, So that's good?

Speaker 4 (11:35):
No, okay, yeah, definitely.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Not all right.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Well, I'm going to get right to the question because
Rebecca sounds like you would like a second date. I'm
very out of lawsuit with Jason. If Jason said yes,
because of course, it would be up to him, and
then it would be on us. But we would definitely
send you to a different place. You don't you don't
have no no, no, no, no no no. We need Jason

(12:02):
might not say yes. Don't say that.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Well, we need the ex husband's schedule first, because I
need the second date to be at the same spot
with him working.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Let him go runs the house now, Jason instigator, Oh
my goodness, you don't have another ex husband, do you, Rebecca?
Just in case, I'm I don't.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
And I see that that was that was not played
well and I hope they'll give me another chance because
I didn't really enjoy our game.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
I have an important question, Jason. Do you have an
ex wife? We can send you that restaurant.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Oh yeah, now that I'm.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
Into I thankfully do not.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Nokay would be weird. I feels like, yes, but she's
an accountant.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Well, and then his ex wife could hook up with
Rebecca's ex husband. Hey, it's happened before in case in
the movies, all right, Jason, Well, in real life too.
It happened with Shania Twain and it also happened with Andrew.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Shoe again not real life.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
No, well the real people, uh google it, but no,
so it's not happening here, but the date sounds like
it is happening. Jason, will you go on a second
date with Rebecca?

Speaker 8 (13:10):
I'll give it another go.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
But yeah, great, all right, we did.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
It, Mike, we got a second date.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
I mean, I was very I thought this was so
clear cut, like right off the bat, and then she
started talking.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
She's like I was showing them off.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
That's right, Like, Okay, I'm kind of all in on
this girl now if she's that upfront being like, yeah,
I brought him there on purpose. He was hot, and
I wanted my ex husband to be like, god, I'm
all in.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
At least she's honest, and that's the most important part. Well,
we want to wish you the best of luck on
your second date.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
Thank you, all right, thanks, good morning.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
It's the Mike and Diane Show on ninety five point
one WayV on August twentieth, which happens to be National
Bacon Lover's Day. You know, Mike Bacon is one of
the old oldest processed meets in history. Yes, early his
early as fifteen hundred BC.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
What'd you say, isn't it just the belly?

Speaker 2 (14:09):
I believe so, but I try not to think about it.
All right, More than half of all homes keep bacon
on hand at all times. And that makes sense because
one point seven billion pounds of bacon consumed every year
in America one point seven billion pounds yew. And on
this special day, National Bacon Lover's Day, I'm thinking of
someone in particular, thinking of my brother in law, Kevin,

(14:31):
because he is the biggest lover of bacon that I know,
besides Homer Simpson. And he has that donuts he's oh
was it? I thought it was bake. I thought he's, oh,
maybe my brother less is mm bacon?

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Well he does the Homer does that too, but he's famously.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
He's more so with the donuts. Yeah, say, I'm more
so for the donuts too. Well. My brother in law
has bacon candles, he has chocolate covered bacon, he has
you name it, he's got it. So I just bought
him a birthday card and has a big piece of
bacon on the front, and it said you are the
skin of enough said, So go get your bacon today.

(15:10):
If you do you love a piece of bacon.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Mine, Yeah, of course, of course I do.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
I mean I'm not insane over it, right, but once
in a while, nice breakfast acon, crispy.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Yeah yeah, so I also I'll eat any bacon. But
at the same point, like everybody else in my house
loves bacon, so I'm fourth to the bacon.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
So you're getting scraps.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
I've learned to live without the bacon.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
It's such a good dad National Bacon Lover's Day. Have
a great one. It's Mike and Diane on ninety five
point one WayV and I am proud to say my
mom is officially cool because landlines are cool again. So
good for you, Mom, I'm proud of you.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
I hate this next generation.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Land Lines are trending on TikTok. Of course they are
not just because they're useful in emergencies, but as design elements.
One TikTok user shared her joy over a new pink
corded phone from Amazon. It doesn't work, but she mounts
it on the wall as a decorative piece. Ye sounds cute.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Just wait till they discover the Duc phone from Jersey short. Oh, yeah,
that's gonna be a life changing event for all.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
I love that. Or you could even put a payphone
in your living room like the Brady Bunch. Yeah, they
had to have that installed because the kids were on
the phone so much because they didn't have unlimited minutes
back then. Anyway, back to the story. Another TikTok user
showcased a Garfield phone whose eyes open when the receiver
is lifted. Oh, that was always a fun one. A
phone collector said, you can connect landline phones to Wi

(16:39):
Fi so you can actually use them to make a call.
I didn't know that you would need to connect the
landline phone to a modem, and he said, feel free
to google a YouTube video and watch how to do
it if you're interested. So landlines back in they are
trendy and mom. In case you're listening on the free
iHeartRadio app, I will call you on the landline tonight.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
It's ninety five point one w A y eats Mike
and Diane show I I got. I almost said shaboozied
I feel like that that would be a good word,
even though he's a singer. Last night for dinner, we
got Chipotle and I ordered exactly. I went over the menu,
we went down the app we picked everything together and

(17:24):
I ordered it. And when I got home, my wife says,
where's my diet coke?

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (17:30):
I said, we in ordered die coke. We have a
lot of iced tea in the refrigerator.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
But when you when you have a diet coke craving,
you need it.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
I'm very aware I have firsthand because I then said, frustratedly,
I'll just run the wah wan get it and good husband,
good husband, Well hold on, my food was sitting there.
I just talked about how hungry I was, and I
started walking to the door, expecting that I'll just have

(17:58):
ice day forgot my keys were in the kitchen, got
all the way to the front door, walked all the
way back. It was like, I'm going to go now,
I'm gonna go get the dyet coke. Started walking back
to the door and she said, hey, I just want
to let you know I love you.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Oh yeah, that's sweet.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
But I thought she was gonna say, hey, don't get
in the car and drive.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
It's down the road right while the food is sitting there.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Yeah yeah, no, there it goes me out the door.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Even when I'm pulling out of the driveway, I'm like
doing the movie thing, like are they gonna do?

Speaker 5 (18:31):
Is she not?

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Really, she's really gonna.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Let me go checking your phone? Is she going to
text me?

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Am I really doing this?

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Right now? I'm going all the way to wah Wah
to get a diet coke. Guess what. All the way
to wah and all the way back.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Good husband, Good husband.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
And then I got a dyet coke and then I
got a man. The fountain dyed Cokes is just so
much better.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Than Oh, don't tell me you went back.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
No, no, absolutely not, no, God, no I'm not. I'm
not that. I'm not that crazy.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
That's and the food, because the food's still hot when
you got back. Yeah, okay, that's good.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
It was fine.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Well that was that's nice. That does show love, and
if it does, I.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Just couldn't believe that I got all the way to
It was the long winded walk to the door where
I was like, you've got to be kidding me.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
The thing that I pull on my husband is well,
if you don't really feel like going, you don't really
don't have to.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
But he's like, oh, you're all the worst.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yeah I know, but but if you don't want to,
I give him the out. And one time he did
take the out. I was shocked.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Hey, and you were mad? Yeah, just say what you mean?

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Well, you get the Good Husband Award for the week. Congratulations, great, thanks.
Did you save your first paycheck stub? It's Mike and
Diane on ninety five point one w A y V
fifty said, I know they did not save their first
pay stub. Thirty five percent said yes, that least fifteen percent.
If you're playing along, they said, I don't know, so I.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
Don't know which one I fall into.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
I did when I got my first professional baseball pay stub.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Oh interesting, I don't know where it is now. Oh
you do not, so maybe you fall in there. I don't. Well,
now you know because you saved it.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
It did save it, right, But I don't because I
was one of those like I worked my entire life
for this and it was a.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
Do you want to know how much was for? Yes,
fifty two dollars.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
I think that might have been more than my first
radio paycheck, which is the only one I saved.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Fifty two dollars that was my first paycheck, so it
was like maybe fifty one in a couple cents, but
it was right there and.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
It had nothing to do with the amount. It had
to do with the accomplishment and you were finally.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
It was basically the logos in my name.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Yeah, that's it. If you're working as a teenager, you
may not just save your first random job.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Yeah no, no, no no.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
LUs I was a babysitter under the table, so don't
tell anyone. But yeah, but yeah, first radio job. I
did save the paste up, so let us know. I'm
really curious. I have mine in a photo album by
the way, with some random pictures from radio burn.

Speaker 5 (21:22):
Mine.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Oh it is gone that okay, yeah, radio wise radio
I could.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
Care less about.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Oh wait a minute.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
The first one it was just like, this is my career,
this is what I'm doing.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Gotcha?

Speaker 1 (21:34):
The baseball one that was the paycheck that I was like,
we've worked way too hard.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Did you just get rid of this?

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yeah? And it looks kind of cool anyway.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
I think i'd like to see it again.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
I haven't seen it in about eight years, so.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Better find that, sucker. So did you save your first
paste up or maybe the first paste up of a
really big milestone in your life, A big job that
you had leave us a message on the free iHeartRadio
on talkback. Just tap that red microphone and just walk
away your direct line to us, or of course we
of course, we always love to get your calls. Ninety
five point one WayV. It's Mike and Diane wondering did

(22:12):
you save your first paste? Of fifty percent of people
said yes, Carly from EHT, did you save yours?

Speaker 4 (22:20):
I did not, but I had kind of an unusual circumstance.
I started my first job at fifteen. I had to
get a work permit from school to allow me to
do it. So yeah, I did not say that. That
was a long time ago.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
And if you don't mind me asking, what was the
job do you remember?

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (22:43):
God, yes, yes, the job was a sandwich artist, a
sandwich was an art round subway employee.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Oh right, she was an artiste arts. I love it. Well,
Oh I wish you had that subway paced of Oh well,
but I'm sure those were fun times.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
Those were fun times. They really really were. But no,
I don't think I save that.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
It is not a bachelorette party. It's a hatchlorette party.
It's Mike and Diana on ninety five point one WayV
A hatchlorette party is a growing trend with moms. To
be get it, hatch lorette, the're gonna.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Have a baby?

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Yeah kind of like that. Yeah, Ladies love to celebrate
major events in our lives with girls trips.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
Whoo.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
The latest take on this is for pregnant women. It's
called the hatchlorette party, and it's a trendy name for
a girls trip for expecting moms and their BFFs. So
it has a lot of the same elements as bachelorette
parties without the stripper like massages, matching pj's gift bags.
But they swap cocktails for mocktails. Yeah, and prioritize relaxing

(24:01):
instead of partying. Now, obviously the mom to be is
going to have a mocktail, but do you think the
other people are slipping their little uh airplane bottle of tetos? Okay,
they're a drunk. They're all drunk, except for the mom.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Don't pretend like they're not. They're drunk. Yeah, that's absolutely
what it is.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Just checking.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Yeah, no, they're drunk.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
I think it's a great idea. I mean, any excuse
for a girl shrip or like you said the what's
the one for the dad? The dad? The bachelor party,
the bachelor party. That's fine too, because once the baby
comes in your sleep deprived, you may not even see
some of your friends for a little while as you
get adjusted, or maybe they don't live right near you
to see the baby right away. So I'm all for it.

(24:41):
The hatchelorette party. If you're a mom to be, I
say book it. And did your wife have a hatchelorette party?
Uh no, no, no, okay.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
I to think about it, because they go on girls
trips all the time.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Exactly would have been if she it would have been
another excuse, though she would have loved it.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
I know.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Oh well maybe it wasn't a thing then. But if
in case, you ever have baby number three surgery, that's
not happening. I always like to just bring that up.
It's over all right, No more hatchelorette or dadger What
do you call it? Dad show bachelor party? Why can't
I get that? Dadglor parties? But if you are expecting baby,

(25:23):
congratulations and yeah, go party, hold on, try it again,
say it, dadgler party party, say it all together, dadgelar party?

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Yeah, we got it.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Who ninety five point one WayV. It's the Mike and
Diane Show, and it is time for No Way News.

Speaker 6 (25:39):
I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story,
and I need all of you to stop what you're
doing and listen.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
No, I've never heard a story like this. And when
is that a record? I don't think that's the record,
But if it's not the record, I'd like to know
what the record is. Man was arrested four times in
three days?

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Four times in three days?

Speaker 6 (26:04):
Ye?

Speaker 8 (26:04):
Whoa?

Speaker 1 (26:05):
That that is something. I'd like to know what the
record is. How many times has somebody been arrested and
released in one in a three day span?

Speaker 6 (26:12):
No?

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Idea, four times it is pretty good.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Four times is a lot in that in that time span.
Four times is a lot over your lifetime, let alone
in that shorter time.

Speaker 6 (26:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
By the fourth one, did he know the Like the
person checking him in is like by name, like, oh.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Oh it's you again, Okay, what did he do?

Speaker 3 (26:31):
So it's a Vermont man named Patrick. It bought it.
It bought a son, Patrick Patrick. I mean it's not
that hard of a last name. I just I can't
pronounce anything. He was arrested for.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Oh wait what it was arrested for last week various offenses.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
On Thursday, they arrested him while patrolling the marketplace garage
where they arrested him for violating existing conditions and release
of previous charges. So he wasn't supposed to be there,
he was arrested previously. They saw him and they arrested him.
So this is his fourth arrest in three days. But

(27:11):
he's got previous ones too. Then they released them. They
then identified him on surveillance footage at burglary at another
place that I arrested him. Judge released him with a
citation to appear in court, and then over the next
two days, he was arrested three more times, twice for
violating release conditions and once for disrupting a mass at

(27:32):
a church.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Some people just never learn.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
I mean, you can't learn in three days now. Wasn't
building a day, Diane.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
But even if I a couple of times that I've
been pulled over by the cops, like I am a
perfect angel, not one mile over the speed limit for
a long time, because I'm petrified that I'm going to
get pulled over again, let alone arrested. This person's never
going to learn.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Cops in the area, run or play.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
If you find Iane, pull her over and then just
walk up to the windowns that Mike told me so,
and then walk away.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Don't even ask for a license.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
You know who it is, okay, Angel, hilarious, No, it
was Mike and Diane's second date. Update on ninety five
point one w A y V. David from a Harper
City is looking for a second date with a woman
named Shannon. Good morning, David, how you doing today?

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Good? Good?

Speaker 5 (28:25):
How were you doing?

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Okay? Thanks, just wondering about you, so please tell us
about Shannon in your first date.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
Well, we it was nothing fancy, but we went for
we went for drinks and some appetizers.

Speaker 7 (28:41):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (28:42):
You know, I was trying to keep it casual. I
wasn't trying to come on too strong. And uh, I
thought we had a decent time, but not you know,
not the best. But there's definitely something I liked about her. So,
you know, we we went, we had a couple of drinks,
decided on what to get and and I don't know
if she was nervous to eat in front of me.

(29:03):
I know, sometimes ladies don't like to eat in front
of guys or something like that. But she she barely
ate and she seemed all excited about some of the
things that we picked out. So I thought, oh, you know,
some of the things I didn't even like. But I'm like,
go right, I'll play along, you know, because I wanted
to be you know, in on it. And she had

(29:23):
a particular craft beer that she liked and she was
excited when she saw that, so same thing. You know,
she barely drank the beer, barely ate anything. And you know,
I felt weird because I was doing most of the talking.
So then it just seemed like the check came pretty
quick and like a seem like it was over before

(29:44):
it got started. But she seemed really nice, and you know,
it just kind of like they didn't want to come
on too strong, you know, like I said, So I
waited a little bit, but not the two three day
you know, to that. So now I can't now now nothing,
nothing at all.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Yeah, I'm just that sounds a little strange. I mean,
we've heard, we're we've heard stranger things, let's put it
that way.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
We've heard a lot of weird stuff.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Yeah, it just it really just flew by, and I
can't get a sense of of really would if this
is going to work out or not?

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Can you Mike, No, I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Okay, are you married?

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Is she married?

Speaker 5 (30:26):
No? No one. And we both agreed like we were
both looking for I'm not saying we were like getting
married right off the bat, but like we both thought, hey,
this is you know, there's a good match up here.
And it seems like it was right up until sort
of we met, up.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Until we met. That is the line of the day, David.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
I might, I might promo for second that up there.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Yes, everything was great until we until we met, which
does happen with a lot of first dates.

Speaker 5 (30:56):
It came out of nowhere because everything fired to that said, wow,
you got you know, this is going great, you know,
like the way we were texting each other and stuff
like that. Yeah, and you know, we spoke on the phone,
which a lot of times few little people, you know,
we're barely talking on the phone anymore. We had a
nice conversation on the phone before we met in person,
and I was like, I feel like we know each other.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Okay, now you have me so curious, so let's get
right to it.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Yep, let's I also hate that it's my thing now,
like when she's married, that's.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Always his go to. Let's put David my go to
is usually maybe she's in the hospital, god forbid. But
we need to find out, so we'll put you on
the whole, David. We'll play a song and we'll try
to get Shannon on the phone. Coming up next on
ninety five point one w a YV ninety five point
one WayV, It's Mike and Diane with second date update.

(31:46):
A few minutes ago, David told us about his first
date with Shannon, and David said that everything was great
until they met and then something just happened weird on
the date that he just can't put his finger on
and went by so fast. David said, he did most
of the talking, So let's do the talking now when
we call Shannon and we're going to try to find

(32:06):
out what's going on this one I can't figure out yet.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Tanya married.

Speaker 6 (32:16):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Hi is this Shannon? Yes, this is good morning Shannon.
It's Mike and Diane from ninety five point one WayV Radio.
We host a morning show.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
How are you?

Speaker 7 (32:28):
I'm doing great? Did I win?

Speaker 4 (32:32):
Somebody good?

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Not today, but definitely listen and you can listen on
the free iHeartRadio app as well, because we're always giving
away great prizes. But we are on a mission to
get some information because we got a call from one
of our radio family members, David, and David was telling
us he went on a date with you. He really
likes you, and he said leading up to the date

(32:53):
it was absolutely fantastic and just kind of curious why
you're not getting back to him, So on his behalf,
if you have a couple of minutes, what's what's going on?

Speaker 5 (33:01):
Girl?

Speaker 7 (33:03):
Oh gosh, okay, Oh he's sweetheart, such a great guy,
you know, but.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
I don't like, how do.

Speaker 7 (33:13):
You even approach this? How do you say this about
someone like I'm.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Not trying to be rude here, but oh I just
you know what, just rip off the band aid because
he's the one who called us to get answers.

Speaker 7 (33:24):
So oh, okay, well all right, well David, he has
a little a little twinge to him, a little little
a little bioh okay.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Really yeah.

Speaker 7 (33:39):
It was rather strong, okay, and and almost slightly offensive.
It was offensive. I can't even I was trying to
eat like I eat from the first initial hug on
you know, we were just meeting, so I smiled it,
but I thought maybe it could have been someone else,
you know, And I sat there and I listened and
we talked, and I couldn't. I didn't even want to

(34:02):
say anything back because I felt like I was inhaling it.
The more that I don't.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Okay for some of the things he told us, this,
this make.

Speaker 7 (34:15):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know how to, like, I didn't
want to. I didn't know what to say, like, why
do you tell someone you just met that, you know, hey,
we're really strong, you know.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
So that's a tough thing. It's it's the age old question,
how do you tell someone? But we have to let
you know that you did tell him because David has
been listening in.

Speaker 7 (34:39):
You.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 8 (34:42):
I had no idea, he.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Had no idea.

Speaker 7 (34:46):
Well, did you go to him that day for something? No, No,
it could have.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
I don't know if it was maybe I left my
sweater and the and the dryer or something like that,
and it was damn for so I don't know. And
I've ever had I had something like that back, you know,
when I was a little younger, and I've never had
anyone can't eat well, you know, can't drink you can't breathe.
That's that's a little.

Speaker 7 (35:14):
It was a lot. It was really a lot. It
was every time I like lifted the pork up.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
I'm sorry. That explains why she wasn't eating much. And
he did say, you like the beer though.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Yeah, the sweater thing just gave me PTSD. Yeah, because
like that, that happens in my house more than it should.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
Well, David, But it wasn't.

Speaker 7 (35:38):
It wasn't mildewish. It wasn't.

Speaker 8 (35:40):
It was.

Speaker 7 (35:40):
It was much stronger than that.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
Was it?

Speaker 3 (35:43):
It was?

Speaker 7 (35:45):
It was it was And I had my favorite beer
and you see me, I didn't even finish it, you know,
I got down to the bottom and I couldn't.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
Yeah, I wear the odorant. This is it can't be that.
I mean, that's sounds like so I know. I'm sure
I wore the order and I have to because I
have had a problem in the past.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
All right, So problem in the past. We're getting somewhere, David.
Do you work at home? Do you work remotely where
you're not around a lot of people? Maybe just it
hasn't come up lately.

Speaker 5 (36:19):
I do. I actually do work remote, Okay, all right,
but I'm diligent all right.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Has it been a while since you were on a
date before you went on this date with Shannon?

Speaker 8 (36:31):
It probably.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
Probably within the sixth eight six six seven months?

Speaker 2 (36:36):
Okay, okay, and did you get a second date that time?

Speaker 5 (36:40):
I did not?

Speaker 7 (36:41):
Oh but okay, guys, hey there there it is okay.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
But he sounds like you said, he's a nice guy,
so maybe I mean there are medical issues here. It
sounds like very week.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
You're asking about medical conditions for a little little bo.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
Let's just.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
You weren't there?

Speaker 7 (37:09):
You say little?

Speaker 2 (37:10):
It was not a little extra strang. I say, go
to the doctor, get it checked out. But in the meantime,
I will never David, would you want a second date?
If Shannon said yes?

Speaker 5 (37:21):
Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Oh Shannon, what do you say? It's all up to you?
He says yes, mm hmm.

Speaker 7 (37:32):
Well let's let's revisit the issue after you go see
what's going on with you, because you are such a
sweet person. But I don't We wouldn't be able to
be around each other until this is rectified.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
I'm sorry, David, I have I have a thought burn
this one. Move on. You're never going to go to
a doctor about bo?

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Well you could.

Speaker 7 (37:54):
Guys, ladies, to compromise my stomach issues.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
I'm sorry, I just I mean, it can be a
medical issue. Look it up.

Speaker 5 (38:03):
All right, Well, I don't want to go on it.
I don't want to do it anyway. Then forget it.
I'm not going to be I'm not going to get belittled.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Well that settles it, okay, all right, Well we do
wish you both the best of luck. We do, yes,
we do.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
All right, guys, good luck, take care. It is ninety
five point one WayV. It's the Mic and Diane Show.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
What's a secret You'll never tell your spouse or significant other? Ooh,
there was a survey and feel free to add to
the list a few of the responses in the survey.
A secret you'll never tell your spouse that sometimes I
stay ten to fifteen minutes in the car before coming
into the house. I like some me time and I
don't want to bring outside stress into the house. I

(38:46):
can see that look good. Ten to fifteen minutes.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
They know, Yeah, they know. That's not a secret, not
a secret. They just haven't brought up.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
It's just never discussed.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
Yeah, they know.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
I see my wife pull in, and I see her
sit there for five minutes and I'm like, get your
butt in this.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
You don't know what's happening in here.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Yes, the kids are waiting for you.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
How about this one? I ate the last Reese's cup
and blamed it on one of the kids.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
They depends on the age of your kid, but they
know that could work. Yeah, they know we're over two.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Speaking of junk food, I, in fact, at two, am
ate the entire package of Oreos. I've done that with
junk food. Like, oh, I don't know what happened. Like
the last thing I knew there were twelve donuts and
now they're only two.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Yeah, unless you have a Yeah, here's one thing I've learned.
If you play dumb, they know. Oops, maybe it's just me.
This might just be a me thing, but go ahead.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
And one more secret that you'll never tell your spouser's
significant other. I know who it is that keeps messing
with the thermostat. It's me. They know I stop messing
with the thermostat because obviously he knows. So I just
layer up because it's like sixty seven. I think in
the house for sixty eight.

Speaker 8 (39:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
See, I wish I would just deal with it, but
my wife is like the she keeps it at like
sixty yeah, sixty eight. Yeah, it's both sides, sixty eight
to seventy four. We haven't set up seventy four. Well,
that's for the air conditioning kick on. Oh okay, sixty
eight is for the you get it.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
So we can handle it. We don't have to keep
secrets in that respect. No, but the oreos. Yes, I'm
keeping a secret. So give us a call. What's your secret?
Six oh nine four eighty four WayV.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Ninety five point one WayV. It's the Mike and Diane
show a secret you will.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Never tell your spouse or a significant other. Grant from Absecon.
What is your secret?

Speaker 8 (40:36):
My wife has got these skinny jeans that she just
bought a couple of weeks back, and she thinks that
she can still fit into if she did when she
was you know, when we first met.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
What are you doing? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (40:50):
And she has so yeah, what do you think is it?

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Does my butnt look look big?

Speaker 5 (40:56):
Do I stay well into these?

Speaker 2 (40:58):
So?

Speaker 5 (40:59):
You know?

Speaker 7 (40:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (40:59):
What do you do?

Speaker 2 (41:00):
You get a lot?

Speaker 3 (41:01):
So I have a question. You're s speaking very low
right now? Did you give us a real name? Are
you as dumb as I think you are?

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Is that a made up name? We won't judge.

Speaker 8 (41:12):
Oh no, no no, But she's so serious about these pants.
I mean, and they don't her.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
I don't blame you. I think you are a really
good husband. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
I don't know he called us and said this.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
And I know that my husband is doing the same thing.
I know it deep down, but I don't care.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
Oh MYRK, do me favor, Do me favor. Don't tell
anybody else this
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