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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's ninety five point one w A y V. Good morning.
It's a Mike and Diane schell.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It tastes better frozen.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
There was a survey on which foods taste better frozen,
and number one in the survey Snickers a Snickers bar.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yes, I have nothing else ice cream, but yeah, Snickers.
That's like Sneakers and Reeses and are the only two
I can think of that would be better absolutely frozen.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I didn't think about the Reese's frozen.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
That sounds good because mine is very similar to Snickers,
I mean without nuts. It's the milky way. I have
to every summer. We have frozen milky ways. Okay, I
like that, and they're so good. And I actually saw
the frozen Snickers at Wah Wah.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
They sell them.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Froze they they sell those are sometimes ice cream bars.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Oh but I actually saw the regular.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
By the soda.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Somebody's stepping up their game, I know.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
So I said to the guy put the milky way
in there, would you? And he said, we'll just do
it at home.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
What a way to say, what a day it was? Yeah, wow,
that's a good idea. You do that right at home
when not at my store?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
And I said, okay, and I bought one. So give
us a call what tastes better frozen? And we'll run
down some more of the list coming up next to
ninety five point one WayV Good Morning Gets.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Some Mike and Diane show on ninety five point one WayV.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
It tastes better frozen Snickers number one on the survey,
and in your opinion, what tastes better frozen?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
What do you say? Sadie from Ventnor So.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I really love Fritz frozen, so I would have to
say grapes of bananas.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Oh, that is a great answer. I haven't had frozen
grapes in a while, but that is a really good too.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I always see the frozen bananas like covered in chocolate.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Ooh yeah, from edible arrangements, and that's why I'm fat.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
So good, but they're so good.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
But at least we're eating something healthy, because I just
thought of one that is probably better to.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Me, the Milky Ways frozen devil dogs.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah, see the frozen banana, like, oh, we're eating something healthy.
That's like saying, oh, I'm having a salad, but it's
doused and dressing.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Well, that's okay, we can have it without the child
I guess not physically healthier, but it's better for us
than the frozen snickers.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
You have to admit that.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, I guess I'm not going to deny that.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Well, it sounds very refreshing.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
We're going to try that maybe later today, Sadie ever get.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
A weird message on a dating app?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Where Mike and Diane on ninety five point one WayV.
I've never had to use a dating app, Mike, you've
never been on a dating app because you've been married
quite a while.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
But I know some friends who have used them.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
My sister tried it a little bit and there was
a survey of weird messages that you've gotten to start
a conversation.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Well, if I've known anything, because I've seen them online.
I've seen the weird ones online.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
And also one of my good friends is getting married,
but before that, he was all over the apps because
he was and find somebody. Yes, So we had multiple
conversations about how do you like And he's not a
funny guy. He's not a very crez He's a history teacher,
for God's sakes. He's not like, you know, funny like me,
you know, but he would he would always come up
(03:15):
with these one liners, and I'm like, oh God, I
want to I want to die thinking about saying that.
Somebody don't post it. Yeah, I like to open a
conversation with some of the things. I'm like, God, get
me out of here. But yeah, I get he said
that's the only way to like break the ice. Like
HI doesn't work.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I guess you have to stand out because so many
people are on them. Well, here are a few of
the responses. I don't think this is going to get
anybody a date. This one said matched with a woman.
Her first message was, I guess you'll.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Do see I might. I would respond to that, you would,
I think so, because I would like, all right, you
have a little bit of a humor to you, because
I assume if you're that's not a serious statement.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I don't know it might be.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I hope that's not a serious You have to go
into it further to find out if that is.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I mean, they'll get me wrong. If the person was like, yeah,
if they said it again, I'd be like, all right,
we're out.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
How about the wording on this one? Excuse me, good sir,
would you kindly like to hook up? What is this
Bridgerton or something.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yes your of course, the way you worded that yes,
the answer.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Is yes, good sir, saying absolutely.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
There's no man in the world that's gonna be like, Oh,
that's a weird way to say, would you like to
get freaky with me? No? No, thank you. Yeah, they're
gonna say yes every single time.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Ten out of ten weird messages on dating apps.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
They opened our initial conversation on Plenty of Fish by asking,
from my detailed zombie apocalypse survival plan, I fell in
love immediately.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
We've been married for almost twelve years. Now, good for you.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, well listen, that's a line where you can weed
out the rest real quick.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Like most people would not respond to that.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
The one you do not respond is probably the person
you want to respond.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
That's true. I wouldn't be into that. And then one
more for you.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I once got an opening message that said something like
you might not be the prettiest girl on here, but
beauty is only a light switch away.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Now, why the heck would you say? Again? Maybe it's humor,
Maybe it's just a weird humor.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I mean, I can't, I can't come up with anything
for that one I'm not into it. Well, I don't
think you don't think being called ugly is a good
opening line? Hey ugly, you know you look better? Lights off?
I was blind, you'd be beautiful, That's what he just said.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Well, I kind of missed.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
One of my best friend was in the dating apps
because she would send me all these pictures and responses
and the profiles, and the one guy was a prisoner,
and one of you could see even in the profile
picture like the bunks in the prison and one of
his hobbies taking joy rides, And I was like, what
(06:03):
are you going to be the getaway car? I mean
we were dying laughing taking joy rides? Oh yes, when
he ends up in jail. Yeah, that was one of
his hobbies. So she's not on the apps anymore. She
found the love of her life, thank goodness, not on the.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
That guy was only in for never mind.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
If you are on the dating apps, how is it going?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Let us know on the free iHeartRadio app, we really
want to know, search WayV Tap the red microphone and
leave us a message anytime.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah no, no, no, no, to do that? Do that? Do that?
I want you to go on there and I don't
want any more context. All I want you to do
is hit the little red microphone and just deliver the
opening line to one of those apps, the best one
you've gotten, the worst one you've gotten, and that's it.
Just go deliver that line to us and we'll giggle
because we'll know what it is.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Sounds good, But.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Our producers they'll have no idea what's going on.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Lisa from Atlantic City is looking for a second date
update with a guy named Tyler.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Good morning, Lisa, Good morning.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
How are you doing well? Just a little puzzled today.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Well, hopefully we.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Can help you out, So please tell us about Tyler
and your first date.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Well, I mean we've been communicating for a little while
and I.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Thought everything was going well, but we never actually you know,
went out on a date or anything. Okay, I'm to
stop communicating with me as much, so I'm worry. You know,
we'll not even worried, just a little concerned on if
I did something that may have a you know, upset him.
We talked on the phone for hours, you.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
Know, we FaceTime a couple of times.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
But it's like he's making excuses on why he doesn't
want to meet up with me and go out that.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Is frustrating because you felt that it would lead to
a meetup I a zoom and lead to a date.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Of course, I'm a personable person, right, you.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Sound like it. I can tell yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
You can always kind of feel somebody out on this
first part where it's like you're normal, right, seems like
even though I've known you for a minute and ten seconds,
at this point, do you seem normal?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
And it was.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Hours that you talked, so it's that is crazy FaceTime
and facetimed.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
We both like to look yeah, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Think all right, well, let's get to the bottom of this.
So we'll get right to it.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
We'll put you on hold, we'll play a song, and
we'll try to get Tyler on the phone.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Does that sound good?
Speaker 6 (08:25):
That sounds fine?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
That's coming up next to.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Ninety five point one Way V a few minutes ago
Lisa from Atlantic City.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Well, I can't say told us about her first date.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Because you guys didn't have an actual.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
First date, but you talked a lot.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
You face timed with Tyler, right, Lisa, Yes, and you
you assumed.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
You would meet in person at some point. You have
no idea what went wrong, So I say, let's get
him right on the phone. Let's call Tyler, yep, and
we will ask him for you. Lisa, here we go.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Hello is this Tyler?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
It is good morning Tyler.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
It's Mike and Diane from ninety five point one w
A y V Radio from the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
How you doing?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Hello, I'm okay, kind of wake enough.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
That's understandable. Stretch, yes, let's all stretch ready. Oh no,
this guy is gonna think we're weird. Most is correct? Yeah, ye,
I was gonna say. That's right on Park, Tyler. We apologize.
Now we have a reason why we're calling. We got
a call from one of our radio family members by.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
The name of Lisa, and Lisa was telling us that
you guys talked on the phone. You face timed. She
spoke highly of you, but she doesn't understand why you're
I guess in a sense ghosting her even before the
first date, so on her behalf.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Would you mind letting us know why?
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Please?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Okay, great, so we're here. Great, Maybe not why you're here.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Yeah, I mean it's a little awkward, but so okay. Yeah,
we we we've talked online. We did a couple of
face times A two hours, I guess, but I noticed
after after the second time we facetimed for a while,
I noticed that she's got I don't know, it's like
a verbal ticker. I don't know, it's something. It just
(10:27):
I found the pattern, and it really started to annoy me.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
Every time I.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Would say something like a fact about my childhood or
like we you know, more information about myself from my
past and stuff like that, she would respond, that's not true.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Really.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
I was like, I mean, it is nothing that happened
to me, but she just kept saying that's not true.
And then I started realizing that every like we talked about,
like you know, movies and shows that we like and
stuff like that, and you know, discuss different plot points
and things of that nature, would bring up something that
you forgot and you know, here's the plot of the movie.
You know, here's this thing that happened in the movie.
(11:05):
He's like, that's not true. No, no, it is. It
is true. You can google it. I was just watched
it last week. Was exactly what happened to the movie.
And then she would and she would put the phone down,
walk away, google it, find that I was right, and
then just like move on, like nothing has happened. Yeah,
(11:28):
well you got a little annoying.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I need to ask a question to Lisa, because Tyler,
I have to let you know. Lisa has been listening
in and let me see how should I word this, Lisa?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Is that true?
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Yeah, I'm the youngest of six semblings. I never believe anything,
So yeah, you're right.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
I didn't feel.
Speaker 6 (11:52):
I was just questioning some things, you know.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
And I think maybe it's more of a reaction like
that's true. But I did look up a couple of things, just.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
A couple couple them. Did you look up his Little
League stats? I don't know if you can do that.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
I don't know if he tried Google, you know, I
can't help it.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
I even google, like the menu ingredients, I can't help.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Just don't google the calories now it is tempting to google.
But but if you're getting to know somebody, can you
see where he would kind of be alarmed that everything
you're telling him, especially his childhood, Like he said, only
it happened to him.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Oh, I guess.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
There's a kind of like seem like trust issues.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Maybe it does.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Trust issues, trust issues?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
You said it not us?
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Well, I mean I guess he does have a point there.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yeah, well that's see Tyler. That's nice that she said
that you do you have a point?
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Yeah? Yeah, actually I don't expect I did actually just
kind of do it just didn't like I didn't. Well
it's great also, high Lisa.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Oh, you know what this is? You know how they
have like you know, you you hurt yourself and you
have to go get surgery. It's called rehab. But they
do workouts now that are called prehab, like you know,
so you don't have to you don't hurt yourself. This
is like relationship therapy, but pre relationship therapy.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Right before getting it all out in the open, right away,
right before even the first date.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Well I hope there's going to be a first date
at least at least I keep forgetting that.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
You have answers. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Now, so I have to ask the question, Lisa, since
you called us, would you go on a first date
with Tyler?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
If he said yes, of course I would.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
I'll just remove Google from my phone this.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Yay, Google is not gonna like that, and do not
google his answer whether he says yes or no. Tyler,
what do you think it all comes down to you?
Lisa says, she would love to go on a date
with you.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
What do you think?
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Uh yeah, I think ye.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Romance is alive everyone. Okay, sounds good.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Well, best of luck on your date, Lisa, you remember
your pledge?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Okay, I know, Google practice this one line, Lisa. Wow,
that's cool. That's all you say. That's it. Wow, that's cool.
That's it, and move on.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
I like that.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Okay, Well unless he tells.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
You something devastating that happened, Well that's cool.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah, this is your Yeah. By the way, uh, this
is your big opportunity, Tyler. You get to say anything
you want true and it's gonna be true.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
True anything, Tyler, David, Jennifer Aniston.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Wow, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Well, good luck, guys.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Ninety five point one w A YV.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
It's the Mike and Dianshell, if pickup lines were replaced
by breakup lines, what would some of the best ones be.
It was a question on Reddit, and I got to
say that these responses are worse than breaking up by
post it note. Okay, horrible, but of course we're going
to read them. Yeah, and then feel free to add
to the list. How about this breakup line? They say
(15:35):
one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you
find someone who treasures you.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I'm trash is all I took out of that.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Hey, babe, I think it's about time we cancel our
gym membership. We're not working out anymore.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Oh I hate these aren't real. These aren't ones that
were actually used. Just like people being funny.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Some of them are being funny, but some of them
said they did use.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Definitely a being funny one.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Please, this one I think was used.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
I think it's time we take our relationship to the
previous level.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Love that one. I love that one.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Are you a banker? Because leave me alone? Oh God,
I've got to be made up.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
God, I hope I've lost I've lost touch with reality.
So I don't know if like people are trying to
be creative and the way they break up.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
This one's for you, Mike from a Star Wars reference,
because I know you love Star Wars. All right, I'm
calling myself Han because you need to be solo.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
No, there's so many better references you can come up
with Star Wars. And then you went with Han solo.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Yes, raise your hand if you have a boyfriend. Not
so fast. Yeah, yeah, so give us a call.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
You can make one up or hey, maybe you've used
one or you want to use one, depending on how
big of a jerk the person is.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I feel bad for my kids, like the world they're
going into. Oh yes, God, good morning. It's ninety five
point one WayV. It's the Mike and Diane Show.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
If pickup lines were replaced by breakup lines?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
What would yours be? Kristen from Atlantic City? What would
yours be?
Speaker 7 (17:21):
It's actually funny because I literally just used this breakup
line on my ask Okay, that is perfect.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
I can't wait to hear what it is.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
So I told him you and I were happy for
so many years and then we met.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Can we hear that one more time? This breakup line
one more time?
Speaker 7 (17:46):
Wow, you and I were happy for so many years
and then we met, and I used the long pause.
I wanted him to really like marinate in that pause.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
That is, you wanted to excited. Yeah, exactly, She's gonna
say something nice here, and then you dropped the hammer.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
That was a dramatic cause, well, the was the guy
a jerk?
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Because I feel like if he was a really nice
guy and it was kind of an amicable amicable thing.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
You may not have laid that on him.
Speaker 7 (18:14):
I would have never laid on him. He turned out
to be the biggest jerk. I would not even begin
to tell you some of the things he did.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
Oh no, that.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Was we have a lot of time, so you want
to start, yeah, or you know what, compile the list
and call us tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Yeah, oh I will.
Speaker 7 (18:32):
I'd love to embarrass him all over the radio.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
That's great, baby. I am done with owning a pool already.
It's ninety five point one wa yv. We've owned a
pool for I mean this summer it was the first
one we've owned a pool for. And I'll over it.
I'm done with it.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Well, it's a lot of fun for the kids, because
I remember when your son Landon was in here visiting us.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
That's what he said. I said, what do you want
to do this summer? He said, swimming? Swimming? Swimming?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yeah, I mean that's what it does. He swims every
single day and it's great. But for me on my end,
the back all right, So the back, so they get
this all out, you kind of need to know the backstory.
The backstory is the pool needed to be renovated. It
was it's sat empty for a long time. We got
it checked but inspected, no problems. Luckily, it's a gun
night pool, so it didn't like do the thing where
(19:20):
if there's no water on it just collapses in on itself.
But but we got it renovated and we paid a
ton of money to get it new filters. Knew everything
ready to go. I powerwashed it four times, soaked it,
cleaned it, everything ready to go. Fill it very quickly.
(19:42):
We got what the guy at the pool place called
venom venom black algae. Oh it's not It's not not
bad for you if you swim in it. It's just
it just looks like dirt. It looks like dirt on
the bottom that won't come up, and you can't get
rid of it. It is impossible. I need somebody who
(20:05):
understands pools and is way smarter than me, because again
I'm a newborn in the pool industry. Can you please
go to talkback and just tell me what to do.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I don't know what to do, yeah, because that I
cannot help.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
I don't. I've tried to scrub it. You can't scrub
it away. You can't vacuum it away. You have to
the guy at the store was like, if the wire
brush it, then you have to chemical nuke it on
this side. Then you have to go over here and
nuke it on that side. And I'm like, what the
heck is going on? And it grows fast. Oh so
(20:39):
if somebody can.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Help, Yeah, that's no fun.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
I'm over a pool. I'm over it. Do you want
the pool either? Go to talk back and tell me
if you want to take my pool away from me
or what to how to get rid of the black algae?
I need, I legit need help.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Don't take the pool from land and come on.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
No, don't take the pool from my son. I mean
you'll take my son with you when you take the pool.
Go open the iHeartRadio app, go to WayV, hit the
red microphone. I'm literally if you have any experience in
this at all, help, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Good luck.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
It's not luck. I need Jesus.
It's ninety five point one w A y V. Good morning.
It's a Mike and Diane schell.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It tastes better frozen.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
There was a survey on which foods taste better frozen,
and number one in the survey Snickers a Snickers bar.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yes, I have nothing else ice cream, but yeah, Snickers.
That's like Sneakers and Reeses and are the only two
I can think of that would be better absolutely frozen.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I didn't think about the Reese's frozen.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
That sounds good because mine is very similar to Snickers,
I mean without nuts. It's the milky way. I have
to every summer. We have frozen milky ways. Okay, I
like that, and they're so good. And I actually saw
the frozen Snickers at Wah Wah.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
They sell them.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Froze they they sell those are sometimes ice cream bars.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Oh but I actually saw the regular.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
By the soda.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Somebody's stepping up their game, I know.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
So I said to the guy put the milky way
in there, would you? And he said, we'll just do
it at home.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
What a way to say, what a day it was? Yeah, wow,
that's a good idea. You do that right at home
when not at my store?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
And I said, okay, and I bought one. So give
us a call what tastes better frozen? And we'll run
down some more of the list coming up next to
ninety five point one WayV Good Morning Gets.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Some Mike and Diane show on ninety five point one WayV.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
It tastes better frozen Snickers number one on the survey,
and in your opinion, what tastes better frozen?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
What do you say? Sadie from Ventnor So.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I really love Fritz frozen, so I would have to
say grapes of bananas.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Oh, that is a great answer. I haven't had frozen
grapes in a while, but that is a really good too.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I always see the frozen bananas like covered in chocolate.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Ooh yeah, from edible arrangements, and that's why I'm fat.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
So good, but they're so good.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
But at least we're eating something healthy, because I just
thought of one that is probably better to.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Me, the Milky Ways frozen devil dogs.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah, see the frozen banana, like, oh, we're eating something healthy.
That's like saying, oh, I'm having a salad, but it's
doused and dressing.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Well, that's okay, we can have it without the child
I guess not physically healthier, but it's better for us
than the frozen snickers.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
You have to admit that.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, I guess I'm not going to deny that.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Well, it sounds very refreshing.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
We're going to try that maybe later today, Sadie ever get.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
A weird message on a dating app?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Where Mike and Diane on ninety five point one WayV.
I've never had to use a dating app, Mike, you've
never been on a dating app because you've been married
quite a while.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
But I know some friends who have used them.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
My sister tried it a little bit and there was
a survey of weird messages that you've gotten to start
a conversation.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Well, if I've known anything, because I've seen them online.
I've seen the weird ones online.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
And also one of my good friends is getting married,
but before that, he was all over the apps because
he was and find somebody. Yes, So we had multiple
conversations about how do you like And he's not a
funny guy. He's not a very crez He's a history teacher,
for God's sakes. He's not like, you know, funny like me,
you know, but he would he would always come up
(03:15):
with these one liners, and I'm like, oh God, I
want to I want to die thinking about saying that.
Somebody don't post it. Yeah, I like to open a
conversation with some of the things. I'm like, God, get
me out of here. But yeah, I get he said
that's the only way to like break the ice. Like
HI doesn't work.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I guess you have to stand out because so many
people are on them. Well, here are a few of
the responses. I don't think this is going to get
anybody a date. This one said matched with a woman.
Her first message was, I guess you'll.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Do see I might. I would respond to that, you would,
I think so, because I would like, all right, you
have a little bit of a humor to you, because
I assume if you're that's not a serious statement.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I don't know it might be.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I hope that's not a serious You have to go
into it further to find out if that is.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I mean, they'll get me wrong. If the person was like, yeah,
if they said it again, I'd be like, all right,
we're out.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
How about the wording on this one? Excuse me, good sir,
would you kindly like to hook up? What is this
Bridgerton or something.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yes your of course, the way you worded that yes,
the answer.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Is yes, good sir, saying absolutely.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
There's no man in the world that's gonna be like, Oh,
that's a weird way to say, would you like to
get freaky with me? No? No, thank you. Yeah, they're
gonna say yes every single time.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Ten out of ten weird messages on dating apps.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
They opened our initial conversation on Plenty of Fish by asking,
from my detailed zombie apocalypse survival plan, I fell in
love immediately.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
We've been married for almost twelve years. Now, good for you.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, well listen, that's a line where you can weed
out the rest real quick.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Like most people would not respond to that.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
The one you do not respond is probably the person
you want to respond.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
That's true. I wouldn't be into that. And then one
more for you.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I once got an opening message that said something like
you might not be the prettiest girl on here, but
beauty is only a light switch away.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Now, why the heck would you say? Again? Maybe it's humor,
Maybe it's just a weird humor.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I mean, I can't, I can't come up with anything
for that one I'm not into it. Well, I don't
think you don't think being called ugly is a good
opening line? Hey ugly, you know you look better? Lights off?
I was blind, you'd be beautiful, That's what he just said.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Well, I kind of missed.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
One of my best friend was in the dating apps
because she would send me all these pictures and responses
and the profiles, and the one guy was a prisoner,
and one of you could see even in the profile
picture like the bunks in the prison and one of
his hobbies taking joy rides, And I was like, what
(06:03):
are you going to be the getaway car? I mean
we were dying laughing taking joy rides? Oh yes, when
he ends up in jail. Yeah, that was one of
his hobbies. So she's not on the apps anymore. She
found the love of her life, thank goodness, not on the.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
That guy was only in for never mind.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
If you are on the dating apps, how is it going?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Let us know on the free iHeartRadio app, we really
want to know, search WayV Tap the red microphone and
leave us a message anytime.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah no, no, no, no, to do that? Do that? Do that?
I want you to go on there and I don't
want any more context. All I want you to do
is hit the little red microphone and just deliver the
opening line to one of those apps, the best one
you've gotten, the worst one you've gotten, and that's it.
Just go deliver that line to us and we'll giggle
because we'll know what it is.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Sounds good, But.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Our producers they'll have no idea what's going on.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Lisa from Atlantic City is looking for a second date
update with a guy named Tyler.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Good morning, Lisa, Good morning.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
How are you doing well? Just a little puzzled today.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Well, hopefully we.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Can help you out, So please tell us about Tyler
and your first date.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Well, I mean we've been communicating for a little while
and I.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Thought everything was going well, but we never actually you know,
went out on a date or anything. Okay, I'm to
stop communicating with me as much, so I'm worry. You know,
we'll not even worried, just a little concerned on if
I did something that may have a you know, upset him.
We talked on the phone for hours, you.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
Know, we FaceTime a couple of times.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
But it's like he's making excuses on why he doesn't
want to meet up with me and go out that.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Is frustrating because you felt that it would lead to
a meetup I a zoom and lead to a date.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Of course, I'm a personable person, right, you.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Sound like it. I can tell yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
You can always kind of feel somebody out on this
first part where it's like you're normal, right, seems like
even though I've known you for a minute and ten seconds,
at this point, do you seem normal?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
And it was.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Hours that you talked, so it's that is crazy FaceTime
and facetimed.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
We both like to look yeah, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Think all right, well, let's get to the bottom of this.
So we'll get right to it.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
We'll put you on hold, we'll play a song, and
we'll try to get Tyler on the phone.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Does that sound good?
Speaker 6 (08:25):
That sounds fine?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
That's coming up next to.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Ninety five point one Way V a few minutes ago
Lisa from Atlantic City.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Well, I can't say told us about her first date.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Because you guys didn't have an actual.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
First date, but you talked a lot.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
You face timed with Tyler, right, Lisa, Yes, and you
you assumed.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
You would meet in person at some point. You have
no idea what went wrong, So I say, let's get
him right on the phone. Let's call Tyler, yep, and
we will ask him for you. Lisa, here we go.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Hello is this Tyler?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
It is good morning Tyler.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
It's Mike and Diane from ninety five point one w
A y V Radio from the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
How you doing?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Hello, I'm okay, kind of wake enough.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
That's understandable. Stretch, yes, let's all stretch ready. Oh no,
this guy is gonna think we're weird. Most is correct? Yeah, ye,
I was gonna say. That's right on Park, Tyler. We apologize.
Now we have a reason why we're calling. We got
a call from one of our radio family members by.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
The name of Lisa, and Lisa was telling us that
you guys talked on the phone. You face timed. She
spoke highly of you, but she doesn't understand why you're
I guess in a sense ghosting her even before the
first date, so on her behalf.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Would you mind letting us know why?
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Please?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Okay, great, so we're here. Great, Maybe not why you're here.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Yeah, I mean it's a little awkward, but so okay. Yeah,
we we we've talked online. We did a couple of
face times A two hours, I guess, but I noticed
after after the second time we facetimed for a while,
I noticed that she's got I don't know, it's like
a verbal ticker. I don't know, it's something. It just
(10:27):
I found the pattern, and it really started to annoy me.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
Every time I.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Would say something like a fact about my childhood or
like we you know, more information about myself from my
past and stuff like that, she would respond, that's not true.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Really.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
I was like, I mean, it is nothing that happened
to me, but she just kept saying that's not true.
And then I started realizing that every like we talked about,
like you know, movies and shows that we like and
stuff like that, and you know, discuss different plot points
and things of that nature, would bring up something that
you forgot and you know, here's the plot of the movie.
You know, here's this thing that happened in the movie.
(11:05):
He's like, that's not true. No, no, it is. It
is true. You can google it. I was just watched
it last week. Was exactly what happened to the movie.
And then she would and she would put the phone down,
walk away, google it, find that I was right, and
then just like move on, like nothing has happened. Yeah,
(11:28):
well you got a little annoying.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I need to ask a question to Lisa, because Tyler,
I have to let you know. Lisa has been listening
in and let me see how should I word this, Lisa?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Is that true?
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Yeah, I'm the youngest of six semblings. I never believe anything,
So yeah, you're right.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
I didn't feel.
Speaker 6 (11:52):
I was just questioning some things, you know.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
And I think maybe it's more of a reaction like
that's true. But I did look up a couple of things, just.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
A couple couple them. Did you look up his Little
League stats? I don't know if you can do that.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
I don't know if he tried Google, you know, I
can't help it.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
I even google, like the menu ingredients, I can't help.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Just don't google the calories now it is tempting to google.
But but if you're getting to know somebody, can you
see where he would kind of be alarmed that everything
you're telling him, especially his childhood, Like he said, only
it happened to him.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Oh, I guess.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
There's a kind of like seem like trust issues.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Maybe it does.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Trust issues, trust issues?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
You said it not us?
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Well, I mean I guess he does have a point there.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yeah, well that's see Tyler. That's nice that she said
that you do you have a point?
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Yeah? Yeah, actually I don't expect I did actually just
kind of do it just didn't like I didn't. Well
it's great also, high Lisa.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Oh, you know what this is? You know how they
have like you know, you you hurt yourself and you
have to go get surgery. It's called rehab. But they
do workouts now that are called prehab, like you know,
so you don't have to you don't hurt yourself. This
is like relationship therapy, but pre relationship therapy.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Right before getting it all out in the open, right away,
right before even the first date.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Well I hope there's going to be a first date
at least at least I keep forgetting that.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
You have answers. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Now, so I have to ask the question, Lisa, since
you called us, would you go on a first date
with Tyler?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
If he said yes, of course I would.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
I'll just remove Google from my phone this.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Yay, Google is not gonna like that, and do not
google his answer whether he says yes or no. Tyler,
what do you think it all comes down to you?
Lisa says, she would love to go on a date
with you.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
What do you think?
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Uh yeah, I think ye.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Romance is alive everyone. Okay, sounds good.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Well, best of luck on your date, Lisa, you remember
your pledge?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Okay, I know, Google practice this one line, Lisa. Wow,
that's cool. That's all you say. That's it. Wow, that's cool.
That's it, and move on.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
I like that.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Okay, Well unless he tells.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
You something devastating that happened, Well that's cool.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah, this is your Yeah. By the way, uh, this
is your big opportunity, Tyler. You get to say anything
you want true and it's gonna be true.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
True anything, Tyler, David, Jennifer Aniston.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Wow, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Well, good luck, guys.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Ninety five point one w A YV.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
It's the Mike and Dianshell, if pickup lines were replaced
by breakup lines, what would some of the best ones be.
It was a question on Reddit, and I got to
say that these responses are worse than breaking up by
post it note. Okay, horrible, but of course we're going
to read them. Yeah, and then feel free to add
to the list. How about this breakup line? They say
(15:35):
one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you
find someone who treasures you.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I'm trash is all I took out of that.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Hey, babe, I think it's about time we cancel our
gym membership. We're not working out anymore.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Oh I hate these aren't real. These aren't ones that
were actually used. Just like people being funny.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Some of them are being funny, but some of them
said they did use.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Definitely a being funny one.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Please, this one I think was used.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
I think it's time we take our relationship to the
previous level.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Love that one. I love that one.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Are you a banker? Because leave me alone? Oh God,
I've got to be made up.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
God, I hope I've lost I've lost touch with reality.
So I don't know if like people are trying to
be creative and the way they break up.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
This one's for you, Mike from a Star Wars reference,
because I know you love Star Wars. All right, I'm
calling myself Han because you need to be solo.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
No, there's so many better references you can come up
with Star Wars. And then you went with Han solo.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Yes, raise your hand if you have a boyfriend. Not
so fast. Yeah, yeah, so give us a call.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
You can make one up or hey, maybe you've used
one or you want to use one, depending on how
big of a jerk the person is.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I feel bad for my kids, like the world they're
going into. Oh yes, God, good morning. It's ninety five
point one WayV. It's the Mike and Diane Show.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
If pickup lines were replaced by breakup lines?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
What would yours be? Kristen from Atlantic City? What would
yours be?
Speaker 7 (17:21):
It's actually funny because I literally just used this breakup
line on my ask Okay, that is perfect.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
I can't wait to hear what it is.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
So I told him you and I were happy for
so many years and then we met.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Can we hear that one more time? This breakup line
one more time?
Speaker 7 (17:46):
Wow, you and I were happy for so many years
and then we met, and I used the long pause.
I wanted him to really like marinate in that pause.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
That is, you wanted to excited. Yeah, exactly, She's gonna
say something nice here, and then you dropped the hammer.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
That was a dramatic cause, well, the was the guy
a jerk?
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Because I feel like if he was a really nice
guy and it was kind of an amicable amicable thing.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
You may not have laid that on him.
Speaker 7 (18:14):
I would have never laid on him. He turned out
to be the biggest jerk. I would not even begin
to tell you some of the things he did.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
Oh no, that.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Was we have a lot of time, so you want
to start, yeah, or you know what, compile the list
and call us tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Yeah, oh I will.
Speaker 7 (18:32):
I'd love to embarrass him all over the radio.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
That's great, baby. I am done with owning a pool already.
It's ninety five point one wa yv. We've owned a
pool for I mean this summer it was the first
one we've owned a pool for. And I'll over it.
I'm done with it.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Well, it's a lot of fun for the kids, because
I remember when your son Landon was in here visiting us.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
That's what he said. I said, what do you want
to do this summer? He said, swimming? Swimming? Swimming?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yeah, I mean that's what it does. He swims every
single day and it's great. But for me on my end,
the back all right, So the back, so they get
this all out, you kind of need to know the backstory.
The backstory is the pool needed to be renovated. It
was it's sat empty for a long time. We got
it checked but inspected, no problems. Luckily, it's a gun
night pool, so it didn't like do the thing where
(19:20):
if there's no water on it just collapses in on itself.
But but we got it renovated and we paid a
ton of money to get it new filters. Knew everything
ready to go. I powerwashed it four times, soaked it,
cleaned it, everything ready to go. Fill it very quickly.
(19:42):
We got what the guy at the pool place called
venom venom black algae. Oh it's not It's not not
bad for you if you swim in it. It's just
it just looks like dirt. It looks like dirt on
the bottom that won't come up, and you can't get
rid of it. It is impossible. I need somebody who
(20:05):
understands pools and is way smarter than me, because again
I'm a newborn in the pool industry. Can you please
go to talkback and just tell me what to do.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I don't know what to do, yeah, because that I
cannot help.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
I don't. I've tried to scrub it. You can't scrub
it away. You can't vacuum it away. You have to
the guy at the store was like, if the wire
brush it, then you have to chemical nuke it on
this side. Then you have to go over here and
nuke it on that side. And I'm like, what the
heck is going on? And it grows fast. Oh so
(20:39):
if somebody can.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Help, Yeah, that's no fun.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
I'm over a pool. I'm over it. Do you want
the pool either? Go to talk back and tell me
if you want to take my pool away from me
or what to how to get rid of the black algae?
I need, I legit need help.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Don't take the pool from land and come on.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
No, don't take the pool from my son. I mean
you'll take my son with you when you take the pool.
Go open the iHeartRadio app, go to WayV, hit the
red microphone. I'm literally if you have any experience in
this at all, help, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Good luck.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
It's not luck. I need Jesus.
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