How is it Mid July already?

Episode Transcript

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Hit the snooze button too many times. Here's what you missed. I saw
this at the supermarket, and ittook me right back to being a kid
in the summer where Mike and Dianeon ninety five point one WayV right there
on the shelf little hugs juice mugs. Do you know those, Mike?
Is that the one with the tinfoiltop? They kind of they kind of

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look like the can that the littlemonkeys came in the game. Yes,
exactly. That's a great way.I was trying to think how to describe
them, so I appreciate that problem. That's what I'm here for. Yeah,
yeah, definitely the foil on top. And then we would when we
were kids try to poke a strawthrough it, yep, or my mom
would just take the top off.But the straw is more fun. There's
no more, nothing more disappointing whenyou're trying to stick a straw through something

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and somebody's like, just pick thetop off. I'm that guy now,
by no. But it just tookme right back because I remember, especially
orange was my favorite flavor, yeah, and we always had and they were
ice cold, and it just mademe I stood there for a second I
was like, Wow, that wasfun to be a kid in the summer.
So, you know, we woulddrink them all summer, all jacked

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up sugar. Yeah. Yeah,they taste it so good. So I
want to know which food or drinkjust takes you right back to being a
kid in the summer. Oh,this is for for me. This is
the easiest one, because I wasthinking about this as soon as you said
the barrels. It's the the juice. It was a Ghostbusters green slime drink.

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But it wasn't actually slime. Itwas like just a green fruit punch
basically, but they had that topthat when you twisted it off, it
kind of looked like a space ship. Oh cool, Yeah, yeah,
yeah, I got allah give mea minute. I missed out on that
one. Kids nineties drinks. It'sthe first one that's gonna pop up.
Serge popped up from that was thatwas the one I wanted to kill you.

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Yeah with caffeine. Yeah, yeah, isn't there it? Squeeze it.
That's the one that I'm thinking of. Squeeze it. Let me juice.
Did you have a lot of those? Oh my god, I would
hammer them, but I would drinkthem all because I wanted the tops.
Oh, I wanted because I hadan epic Star Wars battle going on,

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so I needed more more planes.Oh why can't we just be a kid
for one day? Your biggest problem? I need more Star Wars planes.
Yeah, and then I can't getmy straw through the foil. That was
my biggest problem. Yeah, likewe're doing okay, it's crazy summers a
kid, you see a food ordrink, let us know on the free
iHeartRadio app. Just search WayV,tap that red microphone, leave us a

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message. It's fun. It's yourdirect line to us, or of course,
give us a call. You seea food or drink and it takes
you right back to being a kidin the summer. It's Mike and Diane
on ninety five point one WayV Kelseyfrom Ventnor. What does that for you?
Which food or drink? Honestly,it's like any flavor of capri Son,

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just those like aluminum juice pouches reallybrings me back. Yes, yeah,
definitely. I guess for me,it doesn't do that as much just
because I'm in that world now,I'm in the caprice Son world. Now,
Oh okay, with the kids,Like I see them every day,
so right, so it wasn't strictlyfor childhood. You see them seeing them

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every day now, Yeah, Ikeep thinking of that. What was that
like Pepsi Clear or Pepsi blue?Oh they had the versions, Yeah I
did. I never even tried thatme neither. But I just you you
were talking nineties nostalgia. Yeah,that popped in my head. What was
the purple ketchup? That was athing, wasn't it. Yes, it
was. I don't think that tookoff though, No, absolutely not,

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because it's disgusting. And a lotof the nineties candies coming back that I've
noticed, they package it actually asnineties candy. They have bags of it
on Amazon. So we get torelive all the memories. What were the
the little wax bottles? Remember them? Weren't they awful? They had the
Yeah, they were not good,but we still ate them. Yeah,
well on the wall, this iswhat it's felt like. Oh and do

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you guys remember a razzles? Theywere like a candy gum like around and
they kind of taste like candy whenyou would eat them, but they were
really gum in the end. Doyou remember that, Kelsey? I don't
remember. I honestly don't. I'mnot sure. Okay, Well that just
brought me back for a moment,and then you guys, and then you
guys brought me back to reality.That's all right, all right, Kelsey,

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I have a great rest of thesummer. Thank you. A magical
nanny job. And it's a growingtrend, So Mike and Diane shall on
ninety five point one WayV Evidently,hiring a theme park nanny is the new
Disney essential for stressed parents. Explainit to me. Parents overwhelmed by the

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idea of a family park visit areincreasingly turning to companies like Once Upon a
Nanny and Nanny Land, which offerup the services of a nanny and Disney
tour guide all in one. Sothere is a woman who started her business
after she posted to TikTok in twentytwenty sharing the wonderful experience she had taking
a little girl that she often babysatto Disney. Now that woman, four

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years later, has fifty employees.So nanny's will take the kids on their
own if the parents are busy,or if moms and dads need a break
busy when they're there, Yeah,if they're both working and they wanted the
kid to go to the theme park. I guess oh, or they'll happily
tag along with the whole family andhelp when they're needed and their tour guys

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at the same time. All Right, So I misunderstood this completely. I
think I assumed you were talking abouta nanny that, like I would hire
if I'm gonna fly my whole familyto Disney. Yeah, that's that's also
you can, but not like aFlorida based family. That's the business I'm

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thinking is okay, Like, oh, I want my kids to go to
Disney this I live in Orlando,right, i want my kids to go
to Disney. I'm gonna hire thisbabysitter to take them to Disney. Yeah
that's cool. Yeah either. Butif I'm taking my kids the Disney and
I have to hire a babysitter,I probably should consider why I had kids.
Why in the world do you needa babysitter if you're taking your kids

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to Disneyland. I'll tell you what. My dad and my mom also would
not have liked this back in theday because the family of the distant family
trip. But they say they mapout the best roots. They give insights
into wait times, they hold spotsin line. Oh wait a minute,
that might be good. Even pointout the locations of baby changing stations.
Oh you know what signs everywhere.There's the friggin thing everywhere. This might

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be a good idea. Imagine ifyou have a family that has kids that
are I don't know, say four, six and eight. But you also,
oh you're Diane, let's go,let's have this convo. But you
also have an infant. What ifyou had the nanny, but you don't
want to leave the infante at home. What if you had the nanny kind
of just pushing the baby around,then you could kind of focus on the
other kids. No, push thebaby around. Oh, they're your kids,

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all right? Be responsible for yourkids. Well, a lot of
families are willing to shall shall outthe extra cash for a theme park nanny.
And they love it too. Thesenannies, they say, Hey,
they get to kind of relive thechildhood. They make really good money.
So would I have the problem withthe nannies. If somebody's gotta pay to
do it, do it, sure, But like, be responsible for your

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own kids on your family vacation,would you want one of these? I
want to know from everyone on talkback, So Mike says, no, my
parents would have said, no,Am I crazy? Tell me? I'm
tell me, agree with me ordisagree with me, because I feel like
I've put my foot I put aflag deep in the sand. These businesses
are doing well, though, sothe something do it. Listen. I'm
happy for the business because if ifsomebody is willing to pay, you pay,

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get the money. I'm happy.Listen. I'm happy for the business.
I'm happy with the people that aregetting paid for this. But if
you're the one paying, go lookin the mirror, just look, just
exercise it first. Tell me whatyour thoughts before you look at the mirror
on talkback, before you look,before you look, or while you're looking,
open up, stare in the mirrorwhile you're and go. Maybe I

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want to try and explain why thisis okay. Yeah, the free iHeartRadio
app search WayV tap that red microphone. Would you hire a Disney nanny is
the question? Mike says, absolutelynot. Mike and Diane's second date update
on ninety five point one WayV.Chris from Lynnwood is looking for a second
date with a woman named Michelle.Good morning, Chris, How's it going.

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I'm good. How are you guys? Living the dream and just wondering
about your date? So please tellus about Michelle and your first date.
Well, Michelle's a great girl.We met online. We spoke for a
converse for say, I'd say acouple of weeks until we finally went out
on our first date. Yep,okay. So I took her to a

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bar from lunch because I figure itwould be something casual and simple, somewhere
we could talk and get to annoyeach other, not too much, Dave.
Yeah, date went well, wentwell, no bad points I could
think of. I caught her thenext day and texted it a few text

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her a few times, but shehasn't returned my callers or texts. That's
frustrating. All right, Well,very that's a bummer. And then here
we are to try to help youout. That's what we do best,
Chris, believe it or not.Here. Yeah, So what we'll do

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is we'll put you on hold,We'll play a song, and we'll try
to get Michelle on the phone andget some answers for you. Coming up
next on ninety five point one wA y V ninety five point one w
A YV with Mike and Diane's seconddate update. A few minutes ago,
Chris told us about his date withMichelle. They met up after meeting online.
It was very casual, but hehasn't heard anything back from Michelle.

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So Chris, here we go.We're gonna try to get her on the
phone and get to the bottom ofthis. We're like dating detectives. Oh
yeah, yeah, okay. Hello. Hi is this Michelle? Yes,
good morning, It's Mike and Dianefrom ninety five point one Way V Radio.

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Here's my co host. Hi.Hi, Oh, I'm so happy
you're excited to hear from us.We don't always get that, unfortunately.
What did I win? Where amI going? What did I win?
Well, we're always giving away greatstuff, so please listen, but we
don't have anything for you at thismoment except for information because we got a

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call from one of our family radiofamily members, Chris, and Chris went
on a date with you. Heenjoyed the date and he just hasn't heard
anything, which you can imagine canbe frustrating. He got in touch with
us. We're calling you, soMichelle, can you tell us on from
your angle what happened on the date, and why are you not getting back
to it? Oh my goodness,Diane, I remember that day with Chris.

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Yeah, I don't know what happenedeither. It was the weirdest day.
So we went to lunch at abar, and so I thought,
that's a cool date. It's fora first day, you know, daytime,
lunch time. But when we gotthere, everyone was like looking at

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him really weirdly. And I'm talkingabout from the person at the front podium
to the bartender to the weight staff. People that walked by us were looking
at him really crazy. And thenfinally, like a manager came up and
said, you know, to Christhat he had left his wallet and his

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credit card and everything. He hadleft all this stuff at this particular bar
last night, the night before,okay, and apparently he was so so
completely ineburiated that they don't even understandhow he could be even up at lunch

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time. Like, yeah, itwas weird. It was so uncomfortable because
everyone was really like treating him reallystrange. I don't know what he did
that night before. And the weirdthing is he doesn't know. He doesn't
remember either. I didn't, like, I didn't I don't know. I

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couldn't get to know somebody that thathad such a strange situation. Why would
he take me there the next day? I don't know, because he had
to get his wallet. That yeah, kill two birds. Yeah, but
obviously I don't know why. Thatwasn't the hard question here to find out
I had to get his wallet.Why don't we find out why he did
that? Because we have to letyou know, Michelle, Chris has been

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listening in. I'm curious about thistoo, Chris, Why would you picked
the same place? And I gotto give you a credit for getting up
and get now, because I don'tthink I could do it the next day.
Well, it's familiar, and Ihad a good time there. It
sounds like it a little too muchof a good time. Maybe, how
familiar? Yeah, blurry, Igo there. I mean I frequent the

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establishment a lot. Last night thoughI don't remember. I don't remember,
okay, And you didn't have abad hangover or anything. No, I
always drink gatorade and good So letme narrow this down. Though, if
he would have brought if Chris wouldhave brought Michelle to a different place,

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then we wouldn't be in this situation. So maybe the date would have gone
well and you two would have hitit off. So maybe there's another chance
that you could go to a differentplace. Chris, would you go on
a second date if Michelle said yes, please do a different place? Yes?
Absolutely, And I won't get drunkto night before. Well that see,

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you know what romance is alive.I've said it before, I'll say
it again. He's even going toabstain from drinking the night before Michelle.
No, no, he said,blacking out, Oh, getting drunk?
That's right, that's right. Maybea couple of cocktails, Michelle, your
prince charming is on the line.Do you want a second date with Chris?

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It would be on us, butwe're not paying for the alcohol.
You know what. I probably couldn'tafford it. He seems like he drinks
a lot. I don't. Idon't. I wanted to get out of
the lunch date that I was withhim on. I don't want to even
go to a different place. Ijust feel like, you know, the

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first impression and I don't. Idon't know him. I don't want to
know him at this point. Iwish him the best. He was great
on the date that was you knownothing happened. That would upset me except
for the fact that you get sodrunk you don't remember. You're grown.
We're not in college. Yeah,no, I don't want to do it.

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No, thank you. I willtake that as a no. Then
okay, Well sorry about that,Chris. That was the longest no I've
ever received. I know. Sorry, but oh my goodness, what a
back on your side. I know, because you don't know how awkward that

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that lunch was. I hope itwasn't as awkward as that. No,
she just hit you with the Iaward you no points and may God have
mercy on your soul. You justhave to get drunk to hear and know
like that. Gosh, you knowwhat's trying to be nice? Chris.
I wish i'd blessed out on that. Now you have turned me around.

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Are we still on the air?Did we cut the commercial? Chris?
I guess I'm all in all right, I understand. Hey, I'm going
to have a drink. Thank you. Oh my god, you need to
talk to somebody. Good luck,guys, Thanks drinking, please not alone?

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Goodbye? Yeah, well her goodbyewas love of Mirrors as well.
I was going to say bye.I'd like to hang up, hang up,
good bye bye. Well, Ican't believe we've officially hit them all.
We've hit all the diets. They'redone. It's ninety five point one
W A YV. And there's onlyone place that this diet can go,

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and it's right here. I've justbeen handed an urgent and horrifying news story,
and I need all of you tostop what you're doing and listen.
No, there's just too many ofthem, too many diets. Yes,
definitely, I've tried most of them. Okay, how about you. I
don't know if you're gonna want totry this one? Okay, okay,

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running by me? All right.It's called the Get It Out. There's
a Canadian cookbook, Arthur who issuggesting that we all go on fart walks
after eating a high fiber dinner.What that is? The diet? The

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fart walk diet, A high fiberdiet. Oh boy. Marilyn Smith,
known as the Queen of Fiber,advocates that after you go have a big
old fiber filled dinner, you andyour loved one, you take a fart
walk. The Queen of Fiber.Wow, what a title. I hate
to call out my husband, buthe has taken some fart walks. So

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this is something that happens. Ijust don't need you to put a name
on it. Oh no, thereshouldn't be a name. It's just it
happens. And you know, sometimespeople are walking around a supermarket and they
got the fart diet. Yeah,well those are That's not because of a
high fiber I'm on a diet.That's because, you know, with some
fast food place, and how muchfiber are they eating. I mean,

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I know you're supposed to eat acertain amount per day, but maybe you
could kind of space it out breakfast, lunch, dinner. This is legitimately
something I did. I did thething I hate where I read the headline.
I was like, stop what we'redoing. We're going on air with
this next Yeah, And I readthe story as I was reading it.
That was the first time I readit. I only read the headline fart
walk is the latest exercise trend.I'm like, stop everythingartwalk. We're going

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on the air. And you knowwhat, romance is over? If you're
on a fart walk, I don'tcare. You'd be married one year,
fifty years. The romance is gone. All right, Well, we don't
need that one. We'll just farton our own time schedule. I just
picture you walk in with the soundlike dot dot dot, Like that's the
soundtrack to a fart walk. Allright, not doing it? I gotta

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go, all right, fart Mikeand Diane Summer binge watch update. Which
series have you been binging? Ormaybe you just finished a binge? My
husband and I just finished one.We were watching Love is Blind season six
on Netflix. I think it wasa great season, great TV. I
love that it's only twelve or thirteenepisodes because some of those shows, just

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like Married a First Sight on Lifetimes, like thirty six episodes out of here,
it gets to be way too toolong. So I really like that
they wrap it up that quickly.And it's going to be coming back because
it's doing so well. So westarted a new binge along the same line.
Love Island, USA Baby. Yeah, that's what my wife's watching,
and I want to die. Whata fantastic show. Oh, I've never

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gotten to bed quicker. I marriedthe right guy because he likes it.
He likes I think he's watching forthe hot chicks. Listen. I'll watch
it. But the first I checkedout I tried the first twenty minutes of
episode one. That was some ofthe most annoying people I have ever encountered
in my Yeah, that's great.Oh my god, what's so excited?

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Shots the liquor. I can't waitto seal the hood boys. Oh that
was the moment I went, yeah, I'm old. That's Love Island.
No, I'd rather die than bearound them. Oh they start like that,
then you see they're you know,exactly like that doesn't go so well,

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which is great. Oh, sothat's what we're binging right now.
Anything else when you're not binging LoveIsland? Anything else you've been watching?
No, you've been kind of busy. No, I've yeah, I've been
watching my kids in the pool andwatching me do construction. That's what I've
been doing. Okay, all right, binging the pool scene. By the
way, ladies, whenever you you'rewith your friends, you're like, we
should have a reality show. That'swhat you look like. The first fifteen

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minutes of Love Island always so special. Up. Yeah, they're doing something
right there on TV and we're not. Well I don't know if that counts.
Okay, Well, leave us amessage. What are you binging?
It's Summer binge Watch time on thefree iHeartRadio app search WA YV. And
we're on the radio, Diane.Yeah, they might be on TV,
but at least we're on the radio. We don't have to worry about matop

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or anything like that. Yeah.Credit, and then hit the red microphone
and let us know what you're bingingor of course, we love to get
your calls. Not a five pointone w A y V. Mike and
Diane hanging out with you and we'rewatching stuff this summer. It's binge Watch
Update summer edition. Him from Smithville. What have you been binge watching?
I just finished the season of BabyReindeer. Oh have you heard of it?

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We have been hearing a lot aboutthat Baby Reindeer. That the it's
a true life story about a stalker. It is, Yeah, and the
guy who it happened to is themain character in it. So he's like
replaying his basically entire life. Wellyou know that. I didn't know.

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I thought it was an actor playinghim, But it's the the actual guy.
It's the actual guy. He routedit, he produced it, starret
in it. All of that.Oh cool, And that's right, Netflix,
Right, that's Netflix. Okay,that is going on our list again.
We got to watch it, BabyRein Deer, Thank you so much.
Kim. Good morning. It's theMike and Diane Show on ninety five

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point one WayV and heads up.I'm about to ask the most ridiculous question
I've ever asked on this show,and I've been here a long time.
As we have discussed. Okay,but I think many can relate to this
issue, or maybe even you wouldcall it a challenge. Mike, you
may have been in this situation.So you're at a fast food drive through.

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Yep, you give your order there. Over the speaker, the employee
says, pull up to the firstwindow. Do you consider the first window
the first one you encounter as youdrive up and you hope that the person's
there to take your credit carder money? Or is the first window the first
one that's at the front of thebill where you pick up your food.

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What do you consider first window firstwindow? If they specifically say first window,
that's the first window you encounter,that's pay that's the pay window.
Yeah. But if they say pullup, then you're just pulling up.
I mean I will do a veryslow roll through of that first window,
if nobody's there, if nobody's outthe window, I'll wait there for maybe

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five seconds, and if nobody comesback, I'm to the second window.
And if they're like, oh,you have to pay it the last one,
I'll go okay, well, noone was there. I can't back
up now. Sorry hacking up now, thank you. Yeah, that's happened
to me before. But the otherday, as far as the first window
goes, she specifically said, pullup to the first window. I gave
it way longer than five seconds.I sat there like two three minutes,

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which feels like an eternity because shespecified she didn't say just pull up generically,
yeah, first window, nobody's there. I'm waiting to pay. So
then I said, you know what, I I don't have all day.
So then I pulled up to maybewhat they considered to be the first window
because it's in the front of thebuilding, and then just oh, yeah,

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that'll be whatever seven dollars and twentynine cents, So I think again,
soda, a couple of chicken,sandwich, a couple Yeah, where
is this? I had a coupon. Oh okay, I was gonna say,
tell me where seven dollars gets mea couple of things. BK Baby,
Oh okay, yeah, five dollars. So then I went yeah in

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EHT and yeah. They consider thatevidently the first window, at least the
people that were working that day,because it was a ghost town at the
window that I thought was going tobe the first window. So anyway,
if you work at a fast foodrestaurant, could you leave us a message
on talkback? Open the free iHeartRadioapp. I'm just trying to find a
new friend. Tap the red microphoneand record what do you mean when you

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say first window? Because I gotto say, this is not the first
time this has happened to me.I know I've been there before, and
I've i those drive throughs, andyou know the next time you're going to
think about this when they say goto the please pull up to the first
window. Which one also another questionfor fast food workers. Hypothetically, do
you judge somebody for getting breakfast thatare getting a lunch tacos at ten o'clock

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in the morning. Sometimes they won'tlet you order until eleven. Nope,
they do. Oh not a BKBaby, My taco placed down the yeah
on the black Horse. But Ithink they're fine. If they have it
available and you pay at the firstwindow, you're fine. They don't have
it available, they always have tomake it all right. Well, talk
back and le direct line to usat the free iHeartRadio app. Now we're

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hungry, and think of us whenyou're the drive through. Mike and Diane