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Good morning, where Mike and Dianeon ninety five point one WayV And are
you drinking out of any weird containers? Because I saw this on Facebook and
this guy said, could I possiblybe the only person who makes his iced
coffee at home and a Martini shakerand drinks it straight from the martini shaker?

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No one, that's a great idea. Two, that's called doing less
dishoes. Oh true, Yeah,yeah, I don't think it's that strange.
But people started commenting about the weirdthings that they drink out of.
So I'll give you a few ofthe comments. One person said, their
dog or cat's bowl. Okay,that's called a furry That's that's weird.

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Another person say, Diane's what doyou think is more strange? Though?
The dog or cat bull or ababy bottle? When you're an adult,
do I have a kid? MIt's questionable because I'm trying to think back,
because there was a there's a womanon Vanderpunt Rules La La who likes

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to drink out of a bottle,but the time she did not have a
child. That's weird. That's weird, that's weird. But I also have
to ask drinking out of a dog'sbowl? Am I on all fours?
I feel like that's a reasonable question. Refuse to answer because the person didn't
say okay, I was gonna say, I feel like that's a reasonable answer.
I thought they're both weird. Thisis one of those situations where you
both where. Everybody's weird except forthe martini shaker guy, a Viking helmet,

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somebody drink, drink, somebody drankout of. I mean, if
you haven't done that, you're nota man. So talk back. We
would love to hear from you.Of the free iHeartRadio app. Just open
the app and then search WayV,tap the red microphone. Do you ever
drink out of anything weird? Oryou know, you can always give us
a call. Good morning. It'sMike and Diane on ninety five point one

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WayV and on the free iHeart Radioapp. There was a guy who posted
on Facebook that he wants to drinkhis iced coffee right out of his Martini
shaker. So people started talking aboutthe weird containers that they drink out of.
Let's check in with Rebecca from AtlanticCity. Rebecca, do you drink
out of anything weird? Not me, but my ex boyfriend did he he

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never cleaned glasses. So one timeI came over to his house and he
was drinking out of a vase.Yeah, flower vase. Yeah, oh
wow, EVAs or as some say, vase. I like popato papata,
Yeah, I like vace, butyou know what I mean. So he's
drinking out of that thing, literallydrinking out of a vase. And I

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know he definitely got it from freefrom someone else because he never bought me
any flowers. So it was definitelyvery weird. Ah, that's the ironic
part that he didn't even get youflowers. Well, that that's strange because
I feel like when I do haveflowers in the vase that I go to
clean it and I have to soakit because it just still feels slimy after

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I clean it. You know whatI'm saying. Yes, I know exactly
what you're saying. I've lived thatlife a thousand times many times. Yeah,
and so it would just be weirdunless it's brand new. I guess
to drink out of it. Lookat me showing off. Hear that,
Look at that. I have toclean that vase a thousand times, once
a day because I buy so manyflowers. So many. Well, you

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know what, at least he's anex Rebecca who cares. Yes, that
was one of many red flags.Tell us more, No, I'm kidding.
We might not have enough time.If it cost an hour, guy,
you got an hour? Yeah,Diane. Have you ever seen the
movie Weekend at Burnings? Of course, many times. I love it.
It's ninety five point one WayV.And guess what I've just been handed an

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urgent and horrifying news story. AndI eat all of you to stop what
you're doing. I think you knowwhere this is going. I asked you,
did you like the movie Weekend atBernie's? And what was that movie
about? That movie was about aboss that had unfortunately passed away. Yep,

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And they wanted to stay in hisvacation house yep. So they kind
of propped him up to make himlook like he was still alive, and
then kind of brought him around toall the places and hey, there's Bernie.
Two Ohio women have been sentenced fortaking an eighty year old man,
loading him in the car. Ithink you know what when I say eighty

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year old man, loading him inthe car and taking him to the bank
drive through to withdraw money. Fromhis account. Oh guess what, it
worked. It worked. The tellerlet him withdraw nine hundred dollars. Afterwards,
they drove him, dropped them offand didn't identify themselves when they dropped
them off, and they were quicklyat because there's cameras everywhere in the bank.

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And by the way, your licenseplate right there, yeah, right
there on the thing. Yep.Yeah, probably not a place you want
to try to do something wrong.So sixty three year old Karen Casboum and
fifty six year old Lurene Bay forif you ever do something wrong, I'm
the one to say your name,and like your name's going to be in

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the news, I'm the one tosay it because I'll never get it right
and nobody will ever know it's you. And you just make it sound like
you're yodeling, and then it seemsokay. That felt like a shot.
They both pleaded guilty and they aregoing to jail for a long time.
Good, I'm glad, long time. I mean that that's sick. I

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mean, I know we joke aboutthe movie haha, but that's in real
life. That is sick. Inthe movie, the guy was actually alive.
He was pretending to be dead inthe movie. In the movie,
no, he wasn't. We didn'tprop up a dead body, Diane.
He's oh, oh, I seewhat you're saying. In the script he
was, Oh, the actor wasactually a live man. Yes, you

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are correct. At attack, youare correct. We have had two moments
in the last two and a halfminutes, Diane, were I I felt
like I haven't known you. Hegot so in character. I wasn't sure.
Now, yes, the actor wasalive. I can confirm Mike and
Diane's second date update on ninety fivepoint one way V Dave from Hamilton is

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looking for a second date update witha woman named Erica. Good morning,
Dave, Hey, good morning.How you doing today? You know I'm
doing doing pretty good. Wondering Ulearn about this possible second date here.
Okay, yeah, please start withtelling us about Erica and your first date.
Uh, first date went really well, you know, we had gotten

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gotten some dinner and date went wellor good conversation, you know, and
came back to her place after andand I you know, I thought the
whole experience went pretty well. ButI have not gotten any kind of a
text back callback, nothing kind ofwondering why. Yeah, especially since you

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went back to her place. Wedon't often hear that if the date's not
going well, then they just tryto get the heck out of there,
head for ze Hills as soon asthey can, you know. Yeah,
yeah, that's my thought too.All Right, Well, I'm really curious,
so I say we get right toit, Dave. We will put
you on hold, play a song, and try to get Erica on the
phone. Coming up next on ninetyfive point one WayV ninety five point one

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WayV. It's Mike and Diane withsecond date update. A few minutes ago,
Dave told us about his first datewith Erica. Dave, you said
everything went well, You even wentback to her place afterwards. But you
haven't heard anything from her. Nothing. Crickets nothing. Oh, cricket's the
worst. All right, here wego, Let's give her a try.

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Hopefully we can get her on theline here. Hello, Hi, is
this Erica She Good morning. We'recalling from a radio show. It's Mike
and Diane on ninety five point oneWay V. We host good morning show.
How you doing today? Hey,Hello, there's Mike. A little

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I know it's a little odd thatwe're calling, just wondering if you have
a few minutes, We would reallyappreciate it, because we got a call
from Dave, one of our radiofamily members, and Dave was telling us
he went on a date with you. He really enjoyed the date, even
said, he went back to yourplace, was hanging out, and he
just doesn't understand why he has heardhe has heard nothing from you. It's

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like crickets, he said. Crickets. Yeah, crickets are the worst.
So, Erica, from your perspective, how is the date and why haven't
you been reaching out to him?Please tell all? Oh, I will,
well, Okay, he shows upand we show up at my house
whatever, So I knew the datewas over in like thirty seconds. Really

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yeah. He came in and Ihave the sweetest yellow lab. She's about
seven, and he walked in andshe likes to greet everybody. She doesn't
jump, she's load to the best. Anyway, he backed up into the
corner his hands up like he waslike being shot at, and I was
like, what's wrong. He's like, I just don't like dogs. I
don't do dogs, and you knowwhat, I love dogs. I will

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never go through life without a dog. So right off the bat. No,
we're out, I get Yeah,that's that is that's a tough one.
And labs are the sweetest I know. Yeah, boy, he would
hate my boxer. Oh jeez,I love boxers. She is full of
energy. Yeah yeah. My dogHazel jumps a little bit, but she's

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only about twenty pounds, so it'skind of a soft jump. Yeah.
Yeah, but that's that's just whenyou when you have that difference, that
it's a major difference. It's amajor difference. It's it's a tough one
to overcome. But we have tocheck in with Dave because he's actually been
listening in Dave not a dog guy. Huh no, not not much of

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a dog guy. And you know, funny enough, she hadn't mentioned him
at all during the dates. Iwas just a pit surprised when it's not
a child, where you bring upa child in a conversation. Everybody has
a dog, I don't know.It seems like a lot of people treat
their dogs like kids these days.Oh I do. Yeah, yeah,
really they are our babies. Thereare pets, you know, it's pet

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well, but but he's saying shedidn't mention it, and a lot and
a lot of people treat them likebabies. I barely mentioned my dog.
Well, I guess I don't.I do a lot here. Well,
yeah, it's not like, ohI forgot to mention a husband. You
know, it's a dog. Idon't know, Like what if I'd been
allergic or something. It seems likesomething you'd at least mentioned. But you're
not allergic. You're not allergic.You don't like dogs a difference, Yeah,

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but I love them. If Ihad a horse, you know,
in my place when you if Iinvited you over, do you have an
apartment? I doubt there's a horse. My wife does mention that she lives
with a hippo. Oh my goodness, that would be American to not like

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dogs. That would have been herewe go. So funny if Dave said
you know what, that would havebeen funny if Day said, you know
what, I do have a horse. Well, Dave is that a complete
deal breaker? And Erica? Erica, is that a complete deal bro?
Both of you? Really? Ohdefinitely, that's like I mean, it's

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worse than like smoker non smoker.Okay, oh wow, No, you
don't like my dog, you don'twant dogs? I'm with you. Okay,
I'm playing the game in my head, like what's worse like if I
was single, like somebody who justwere used to have a dog or a
smoker. I don't know. I'mgoing smoker's worst. But that's just me.
Yeah, maybe I want to doSome people that I know have dated

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and they don't really care for animals, but they've made it somehow work.
But I don't know. I'm noteven gonna ask the question. I'm sorry
it didn't work out. We're goodand we want to wish the both of
you the best of luck. AndEric can tell your baby we said,
hi, I will. She's socute. Oh, happy birthday. Thank

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you. I can feel I canfeel him groaning. All right, Dave,
we'll let you get back to yourhorse. Have a good one,
find God. It's time already.Stuff is hitting the stores and some people
are saying no, it's Mike andDiane on ninety five point one w A

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y V. We are talking aboutpumpkins, spice chill chill out, Pumpkin
spy season, Mike, chill out. I did see a couple of things
in stores already, A couple ofcreamers, specifically International Delights pumpkin pie spice
creamer, and then there was likea Dunkin Pumpkin munchkin creamer. They're in

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stores. I didn't check to seeif my muffins. I usually get my
Dunkin pumpkin muffin. I didn't seeif that's available yet, but if not,
it's common soon. Yeah. We'realmost at a point of the year
where my wife goes to I thinkI want to say it's Trader Joe's to
get the pumpkin uh pancake mix.Oh enough for the year. Oh how

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is that? If you're wondering.We have pancakes a lot. You know
what, I've never had a pumpkinspice pancake. I'm like, Aley,
they're the most tolerable of all thepumpkin spice things. Like, I'm not
a pumpkin spice guy. These atleast don't have like they don't scream pumpkin
spice at you. It's just theright amount. Yeah. Oh that really

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sounds good. Yeah no, it'svery very good. But she will come
back looking like she was buying toiletpaper at the pandemic. Oh not,
Yeah, that's how much she buys. When you do a Trader Joe's run.
You have to do that. No, it's embarrassing. It's embarrassing.
Plus three buck chuck you eight dollarsworth of uh, I mean thirty boxes

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of pancake mix. And if you'venever seen that cart I have, I
can explain it. You gotta besick of that though by the time the
pumpkin spice season is over, althoughthe season is extended now I'm done with
it already. Yeah, we haven'teven started yet. You know what else?
I saw pumpkin spice candles already.Not into that so much like those
never go away. Yeah, maybethat's it. Maybe are a year round.

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So let us know. On thefree iHeartRadio app, are you team
pumpkin spice or not? Search WayV. Tap the red microphone and record your
message. We love to hear fromyou, or give us a call.
Are you team pumpkin spice because someof the products are hitting the stores.
We're Mike and Diane on ninety fivepoint one wa YV Christy from summer's point?

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Are you team pumpkin spice? Notduring the summer it is too hot.
It is a fall drink. Iagree with you. Yeah, it's
been earlier and earlier that we've beenseeing pumpkin spice. I can't get into
that that frame of mind to have, say, a muffin in in a

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pumpkin spice muffin in the summer.You're right, No, it's too it's
too early. Yeah, So whatdo you think is a good time you
guys? September September. Yeah,September September is perfect. When you have
to question whether I should be gettingiced or not, that should be your
indication. Yeah. Then you're like, hey, do I want iced or

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do I want hot? That shouldbe our threshold right now. It's I
need ice because we live on thesurface of the sun. Yeah. When
I think pumpkin spice and my muffinsthat I pretty much hit up the Dunkin
dry through every day four in thefall, I'm thinking, like, you

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know, cozy blanket and the leavesand all that. So, yeah,
I can't get into that frame ofmind. All right, Christy, So
you are not team Pumpkin Spice.Correct. It's a Mike and Diane follow
up on ninety five point one WayVMike, remember when I was talking about
how my stylist, my hairstylist openedup her own salon, and I wasn't

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sure. Do you tip a salonowner? Yes, so if he or
she is doing your hair, doyou tip that person? I know an
employee who is not the owner.Absolutely, you tip. So I was
curious about that. I asked ourradio family members, and I'm going to
tell you what, No, becauseI had not had the appointment yet.
Yeah, And I was just curiousbecause that's kind of an age old question.

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So in just a moment, I'lltell you what I ended up doing.
But we want to thank you foryour talk about Yes, you tip
your stylist no matter what, regardlessif they're an owner or not. I've
never been an owner. I've beenin the industry twenty years. You tip
when somebody performs the service, regardless, and please please please tip in cash.

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That's the style of talkback we getwhere I just felt like I was
being lectured at the end there,I like it, please tip in cash
and guess what, Yes, youtip. That's what I did, and
I tipped in cash. I alwaystip in cash no matter what, even
when you can add it on.I tried to at restaurants unless I don't
have enough. Yeah, because it'sjust you know, the thing to do
with tips, so thank you somuch. You can leave us a message

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advice on things, but just wantto let you know. Yeah, we're
all apart over here. We needI walk in here some days and I'm
like shut it down and shut downthe show. I need help. It's

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like therapy. So thank you somuch. Yes, I did tip my
stylist and I was happy to doit, And I'll leave us some message anytime