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A self tanning disaster where Mike andDiane on ninety five point one WayV we
are not wearing self tanners today?Is that correct? Mike? No?
Okay, hey we're on the radio. What does it matter what we look
like? Also fat? Oh no, you're not well. When a woman
decided to try a DIY tanning regimenusing a combination of self tanning products,

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not just one, she took afew of them and said, oh,
well, the more the merrier,why don't you just slap these things all
on? Well, after she didthat, she ended up turning green.
She wasn't tanned, she was green. Does that make you look slimmer?
Green? Arm? Oh? Green? Maybe it's possible. I'm trying to

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think off the top of my headand getting I'm drawing a blank on green
characters that I can say that they'reslim. Kermit, Yes, you know
what, Kermit, you're looking fabulous, So I would say it's working.
He's got a little gut. He'sgot the little gut there. It's true.
It's got skinny legs. He doeshave skinny legs. He needs to
know how to dress to cover thatnaked is how he doesn't wear clothes he

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needs to put something on, BobbyJoe Houston, me and himself. Something
in commons look terrible naked wear,like an a line dress or something.
Yeah. Bobby Joe Houston documented thecatastrophe in a now viral TikTok video.
It has over one million views.She was horrified originally because she had a
night out planned with her daughter,but ultimately managed to watch off, wash

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off most of the green just intime. But now she's laughing about it.
She can see the humor in thesituation. So that's a Mike and
I MPSA. Don't mix the selftanners. It could not go well.
So let us know what was yourbiggest beauty blunder? Can hit us up
on the iHeart radio app tap thered microphone when you're listening to WayV.

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We would love to hear it.I told you mine before going platinum blonde,
in those big, bushy black caterpillareyebrows, that was mine. Mine
was getting skinny at one point andtaking a few pictures and now I just
feel bad every time I look atthem. So it wasn't a blunder.
It was just now you're kind ofno, that was a blunder. Scaring
yourself stay fat? Okay, thenyou're not disappointed? Yeah, all right,

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we'll count that. I guess whatis your beauty blunder? Let us
know your biggest beauty blunder were Mikeand Diane on ninety five point one WayV
because the lady mixed three self tannersand turned green. Oops. So we
want to know what yours is.So we asked for the talkbacks and did
we get them? Boy, isthis one going to hit home with a

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lot of you. Hi? Isthis Kelly from Hamilton and growing up in
the eighties. There are so manybeauty blunders, But for me, it
was the perm that I insisted ongetting when I was ten years old.
I had big, big curly hair, big hoop earrings, big puffy sleeves,
and I literally just looked like thepoodle that my parents had dressed up.
Definitely not a good move on mypart. Definitely relate to that.

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I also have the poodle eighties picture. Yeah, yeah, and got the
perm. Yeah. I don't knowif I was ten, but maybe a
little bit after that. That isso funny. Yeah, definitely an eighties
beauty blunder. But hey, thatwas the look back in the day,
Mike, I get it. Yeah, I mean you could look back at
five years ago, ten years ago. Just pick a I'm gonna try words.

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They're tough for me today. Pickany year and the fashion is different
than it is now. So everybody'slike, oh, that looks weird.
Haha. Yeah that was what wasin I don't know what to tell you,
but now considered a beauty blunder.Thank you for your talkbacks. You
can reach us anytime. Just openthe free iHeartRadio app search WayV, tap
that red microphone and we love tohear from you from ninety five point one

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WayV. We've talked about this before, but with a job like this,
things could get weird in communication withfriends, it's ninety five point one WayV.
So Michael dan sho let me explainmore. So we go to bed
early, right, Diane, Yes, we should. We should. Sometimes
we do. We don't, buta lot of times people will. The
normal texting a friend is like,you know, nine o'clock, Like you

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can text a friend at nine o'clockand it still feels okay, sure not
for me, like I'm usually inbed, phones away. I'm going to
bed because we get up literally literallybefore the sun right, like even in
the winter or the when the sungets up very early, we're up before
it. I set a new recordtoday. I answered a friend of mine

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who texts me something at ten twentyfive, How dare you think I would
be awake? I answered him atthree twenty four this morning. Hey,
that's when your day start. Soyeah, and it was funny, is
three twenty four? I have analarm set for three twenty three, because
you know, you can't do wholenumbers when you set alarms, so I

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have an alarm set for three twentythree. I must have heard the alarm,
got up, looked at the phone, saw his text, answered it
had no recollection of it until aboutan hour ago. Like I just looked.
I was like, oh my bad, buddy. I wonder if he
has it on. Do not disturbed? That'll so usually the iPhones tell you
it doesn't look like it. Ohreally, I sure hope. So either

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way, welcome if I woke youup. Welcome my world, buddy.
I've been doing this for a decade, yeah, I would say. And
that's even even people who don't havejobs that are as early as our job
is. I think that's probably alittle late unless you definitely know the person.
You know that they're a you know, late late person. Yeah.
I My threshold generally is nine amto nine pm. That's my standard,

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unless I know. I know myfriend Karen is up really early, so
I could text her. But otherthan that, but one day I texted
her on her day off. Oops. Yeah, that's the thing. My
I don't know about her, butmy day's off her. Usually I'm still
up at at the worst five fortyfive. I still do wake up at
the three thirty, opened my eyesand go nope, don't got to do
it, and go back out.But yeah, that was that was my

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mistake this morning. So set therecord, get the book out my earliest.
And ooh, here's a question.I know I went to sleep,
But if you got a text athree twenty three am in the morning,
what would you think it's the endof the beginning of the day. Oh,
that's a good question. I wouldbe so confused if I was if

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we didn't do this job or what, I would think it's an emergency.
I would actually I would panic.Yeah, at that hour of the morning,
I would panic. I have SoI think your friend got a little
bit of a panic. There probablynot. There's if he rolled over and
saw it was me, he wouldhave been like, I'm going back to
bed. This guy can't wait tillthe morning. He would be dying on

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the side of the road. He'llwait till the morning. Well, let
us know when he answers you back. Still hasn't. Oh, so I'm
gonna send him another text now tosays sorry, we're waking you up twice.
Mike and Diane's second date update ninetyfive point one WayV. Alison from
May's Landing is looking for a seconddate update with a guy named Nick.
Good morning, Alison, how areyou? Good morning? I'm doing well.

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How about yourself? Oh, we'reliving the dream as always. Just
curious about you and Nick. Soplease tell us about your first date.
Well, it went great. He'sa very nice guy. We've been enjoying,
I mean, communicating with each otherso far, and I mean I
think things went pretty pretty well.I don't understand what's going on now,

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but I think things were great.But you haven't heard anything back from him
after the date. It is notat all like he smiled a lot.
We he seemed seemingly really enjoyed himself. I just don't know what did I

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do? I don't know what Idid. Yeah, that is frustrating.
I feel like second update has morebecome the can you just tell me what
I did wrong? I know clearlyI did something wrong, unless when it
was that one guy who legitimately wasin the hospital. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. And I don't even thinkhe got a second date. I think
she was like, why wouldn't youcall me? I'm pretty sure. Listen,

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Allison, you're closing in on ourseven hundredth second date updates, so
you know, we've seen a lotof things we have. Let's just maybe
i'll get closure. Then maybe I'llbe the seven hundredth one that'll actually get
an answer. Maybe, probably not. I think that's what it is.
I mean, usually you either getclosure or these go and you get less
closure. I don't know what notto do on the next date, I

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guess, but let's hope Nick isnot in the hospital. First of all.
What we'll do is we'll put youon hold, Allison, We'll play
a song, and we'll try toget Nick on the phone next and try
to resolve this. On ninety fivepoint one w A YV ninety five point
one WayV with Mike and Diane's seconddate update. A few minutes ago,
Allison told us about her first datewith Nick. Had a great time,

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lots of smiling going on, butshe hasn't heard anything back. So let's
get right to it. Try toget Nick on the phone. Here we
go, Allison, good morning,Hello? Hi? Is this Nick?

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Well? Good morning Nick. Didwe wake you up? Yeah, you
could say that, We tend todo that. It's Mike and Diane from
a radio station, ninety five pointone WayV. We host the morning show,
and we were just wondering if youhave a few minutes. Sounds like
maybe you haven't had your coffee yet, but we won't keep you long.

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We were just wondering about a womanby the name of Alison, because she
called us and she told us thatshe went on a date with you and
hasn't her back from you. Sojust trying to get some answer please,
all right, Yeah, yeah,elephant okay, Yeah, yeah, that
was that was an interesting one.Interesting. I can't believe I'm getting called

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from Yeah, I can't believe I'getting called from a radio station about this
little embarrassing but yeah, yeah doingit. Yeah, yeah, I mean
it's a little weird. We wewent on our first date. She planned
the whole thing. I kind oflet her run with it because, you
know, I just I felt like, you know, let her, let

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her kind of spread her wings.She seems creative for our first date,
and we were communicating well, wewere getting along really well. And the
place in the time that she pickedwas unbelievable. Like she she planned this
yoga retreat for us, this yogaoutdoors retreat. Yeah, but it's it's
sunrise yoga, which is the crackof dawn. And I don't know if

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you could tell from from my yawn, but I am not a morning person.
It makes sense. It didn't workfor me. Yeah, So that
was just seeing her energy during theclass and how bubbly she was in the
morning. A little bit of ared flag for someone who likes to sleep
in. You know, I getit, But you're also probably talking to

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the wrong two people who have beenliterally been up before the sun rises for
many years, many years. Lookat the bags under our eyes. Well,
yeah, maybe he's got a point. It's oh, well, it's
just you're just not a morning person, we get it. What time do
you normally like to get up,because if we ever have to call you

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next time, we'll try to calllater. Yeah, I try to push
the ten o'clock ten o'clock. That'shurt a job. Oh that sounds like
heaven, doesn't it? Mike?I legitimately, I don't think I could
give me a moment. Oh Icould I until ten? Yeah? On
weekends, sure you get up atno? No, no, no,
not out of bed, eyes open. Yeah, I'll sleep till ten on

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weekends because I don't have kids.I guess that makes sense. Fine one
for Diane. All right, Sono sunrise yoga for Nick. We have
to let you know. Allison hasbeen listening in Alison. Are you generally
well? First of all, sayhi to Nick and let him know.
Are you generally a morning person?Good morning, Nick? I think somebody

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died. Try it early, theysay, I mean you got to start
your day early. You know,I didn't know it was going to be
an issue. Too much energy,too much energy energy, you know what?

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That that came from a very realplace. I know he giggled at
the end, and it felt likea joke. That was very serious.
It was too much. I couldfeel it. Yes, well, I
think we got our answer, Ican dimmer my light. You know,
this is just who I am.I'm an energetic person. I'm up early
and ready to start and conquer theDanny Alison as somebody who's made a career

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out of being grumpy before the suncomes up. I get it, although
I also get his point because Ialso am the grumpy one. But if
you're not on the same kind ofschedule, I know people who were both
who like to just get up,really get things done, and then it
just it doesn't vibe with the personwho you know, it feels like a
long day when you get up reallyearly, doesn't it. Nick, Yeah,

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it's too much for me to befair a morning person and not a
morning person. They end up usuallygetting married, they could depending on No
that's usually how it works because that'smy house. My wife not really a
morning person. And then there's meat six and am like, hop now

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a baby we slept in six fifteen, and then she slaps them. That
usually go to your well. Igot to ask the question, Allison.
I think I know what you're goingto say, because you're the one who
called us and you sound so positive. Would you want a second date with
Nick? If he agreed, ofcourse I would. We really did get

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along. I mean he may havehis grumpy face on right now, but
at yoga he at least like hesmiled a lot. Oh my god,
Nick, I think I get it. There's a lot going on. Something
I don't know. Well, isa manufactured smile? Okay, they just

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not just it's not a match.Not a match. What are you going
to do? All right? Well, we want to wish you energy somewhere
else. I wish we could bottleyour energy. That yees I could use
some too. Well, good luckand Nick, you can go back to
bed. Okay, Oh right,Nick, have you ever wondered what you'd
be like as a morning person?It's me a little bit. I'm tired.

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Yeah, he's going back there.I don't know about you, but
I've got summer twenty twenty four onthe brain. It's Mike and Diane on
ninety five point one WayV Time forour annual summer bucket list. What is
on your list for this summer?I have the same one on the list
as I had last year. Mike. It didn't work well for me last

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year, so I'm really going tomake an effort to go to the beach.
So I didn't use the word morebecause last summer, guess what,
I didn't make it to the beach. So you could still say more,
Well, yeah, that's true.Once. If I go once, it
is more. You're correct. Yeah, So to go to the beach,
I specifically want to go to theLongport dog Beach. I've never been there,

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and I want to bring our dogthere. Have you been there before?
I have been to dog beaches before, and I will tell you now,
you will be stressed out the wholetime, That's what I'm thinking,
and will be completely stressed out becausethere will be dogs off the leash.
Oh boy, you'll be watching yourdog. You're gonna be a lifeguard because
you're watching your dog near the water, but also keeping an eye on the

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other dogs that probably shouldn't be offthe leash. But I mean, I
love it because I have a boxerand she's faster than everybody. So if
she gets in problems, she's gone. That's true. Maybe we'll go before
the height of the season, beforefourth of July. Maybe we'll go on
a weekday later in the day something, just to try it out. But
beach in general, definitely want toget there. So what is on your
summer bucket list? Mike, don'tbe fat? Oh okay, I'm just

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gonna call it what it is.Then can I join that list? Yeah?
Go ahead. We just you know, we just got our new house.
I know we moved, but we'reofficially in a right. Pool is
up and running. M m.I don't need to go outside and get
in the in the in the waterand just float like a like a dead
whale, because my blubber floats likethat is the goal. You would like

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to put on a bathing suit andnot have to call a therapist after.
How about swim some laps while you'rein there again, I want to put
on a bathing suit, look inthe mirror and not go yep. I
know canceled, I know water aerobics. I love whatter aerobics. I just
do you know what any age?I just do it myself. I just

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bop around. I put on waYV I bop around in the pool.
I love it. Yeah, that'smy goal. What are aerobics? No?
No, no, don't be somethingthat somebody calls the coastguard and goes,
hey, I think there's a whalethat's washing ashore. That's my goal.
That okay, fine, you don'tneed to worry about that in my

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opinion. But if that's your goal, hey, that's your own person.
I look like an alien. No, you do not, because my butt
is massive. It is not.My belly is massive. So I get
that. My boy, he makesan s turn. You're a little dramatic.
I'm a little fat, is whatI am. I will not agree
with that, but hey, that'syour summer bucket list. But let us

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know we would love to hear fromyou. On the free iHeartRadio app.
Listen to ninety five point one WayVanytime anywhere. Hit that little red microphone
and tell us, hey, Mikeand Diane, this is on my summer
bucket list. And tell mikey's notfat while you're there. Please. By
the way, here's the new songfor you to listen to. It's on
WayV Dot Dot's that's the song thatplays at my house over the summer.

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No, it's not, or callus Summer bucket list twenty twenty four.
It's Mike and Diane on ninety fivepoint one WayV. Liza from EHT,
what is on your summer bucket listthis summer? I want to try new
restaurants, restaurants I haven't been tobefore, Oh, good ones. Everybody
has these, like very you needto pick. You need to make a

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list because if you don't make alist, so I want to try to
just brand new one. Yeah,listen, you need to make a list.
I'm telling you that now, otherwiseyou're going to end up at chick
fil A. Like you need tomake a list and say I'm going to
these restaurants this summer and then markthem off. See that's my problem that
I'll intend to do that, andI actually have a note in my phone.

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I'll pass different restaurants, but thenyou're the ones that we normally go
to, Like why don't we justgo there like chickil So you're right,
we need to really make an effort. So if that's on your bucket list,
that's good. And try to picksome that have outdoor seating, Liza,
that'll be nice. You're right,Yeah, I'm going to make good
list. This is the complete oppositeof mine, like the complete opsid mine.

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Mine was don't be a whale anddon't spend the money. Yeah,
don't spend any money and don't bea whale. It couldn't be any further
from Liza's bucket list. Well,we hope you have a great summer.
We're gearing forward and we'll see youat the various restaurants. E Liza in
South Jersey. Sounds good, Thankyou. Bills can't pay them a telephone

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bill? Can't. I forget therest of the words, but it's something
about bills, Destiny's Child. That'sthe keyword for this for this hour,
Oh, keywords bills, bills,ninety five point one WayV pay your bills.
And the keyword for nine o'clock wasbills. And I gotta be honest
with you, Diane, I amready to fight my kids teachers. Really.

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Oh okay, so close to theend of the school year. Well
it has to do at the endof the school year, Diane, because
they sent home something a little homeworkassignment, if you will, about what
are all the things you want todo this summer? Oh, like a
summer bucket list? Yep? Ohthat's fun, Oh so fun, so
fun. Do you know how muchmy kids want to do a lot all

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of it? Yeah, all right, but here's the thing we need.
They they're asking for ideas, andtheir ideas are insane, like my son
wants to find a snake. Thankyou, buddy, find a snake.
Thanks teach. Come over to mybackyard once in a while. You see
one, Yeah, I've seen himaround. I just don't love them.

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So now I have to come upwith some ideas because I was so taken
aback yesterday that my kids ideas werenot like do fun things like go to
story Bookland type of stuff, LikeI would love to do that with them,
go to six Flags fun fun,would love to do that stuff,

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go to the beach, would loveto do that. Their idea of fun
was nuts. Like my son basicallysaid, fly a plane, like that's
his goal for the He's eight,so like he still has it, like
I can go to the moon ifI wanted to, type of mentality.
You want to fly a plane too, So maybe he heard her say it.
Yeah, I threw that one outthere to throw you off my scent

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that I wrote that one down.But I need some ideas. I need
some I need some things because Ican't I can't come with I can't come
without the heat here. I gottacome with some fun stuff that is somewhat
affordable. So please the affordable partwas me adding that and they did not
add that, And that's not partof the rules. That's just me being
cheap. So I would love foryou to hit our talk back. You

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got any ideas for me, Diane, I like the ones that you already
mentioned. I love Storybook Land becauseall the families have so much fun there.
You know what's crazy is I've onlybeen there for the Christmas and they
do an unbelievable job during the holidays. Absolutely, I would love to go
back, like during the summer andsee what what the summer's like there.

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It's a family tradition. I wishI would have had kids just to go
to story Bookland. All right,So I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna write
that one down, write that onedown. I mean, the boardwalks are
always so great. They're gonna bethere and a few they're gonna be there
a lot when I'm there. Yeah, like whenever we're out and about,
like my kids will be there,Like we use me working as a family

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outing sometimes. So I think we'regood on that. Maurice Peers Mildwood,
there's a good one. That isa great one that I have so many
memories as a kid and some ofmy favorite times because then you can be
on the rides and the water parks. Okay, okay, hold, I'm
literally writing these all days. Canyou please, if you're listening now and
you have something, please go hitour talkback. Go to the app,

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the iHeartRadio app. It's completely free. Search WayV. My ugly mug may
pop up. I'm sorry about that, but there's a little red microphone there.
Try and look for that hit thatsend it right into the studio because
I need to go home today becauseit is Thursday. This homework is due
on Friday. Oh and I needto fill this out for them. Get
to it. By the way,if I fill it out for them,

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help them fill it out. Youget it, Clarence, I get it
when a guy was called crazy fordoing something every day for six years and
hint, it's something I would absolutelydo. Where Mike and Diane on ninety
five point one WayV. So thisguy's name is Kenny and he lives in
Connecticut. He's stunned the Internet afterclaiming he has eaten at least one slice

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of pizza every day for the pastsix years, seven days a week,
one slice of pizza for six years. Huh. Kenny says the whole thing
started on a dare from a colleague, but that his love of the pie
has blossomed and he's never missed aday. He's even turned his love of
all things pizza into a career.This is my favorite part. Kenny became
a salesman for a pizza box companythat allows him to travel the country and

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sample pies from coast to coast.Now that's my dream job. That one's
pretty good. I have to imaginethere were a few days in there he's
like, oh, well, timeis it eleven forty five? I gotta
get this piece of pizza. Youknow. Imagine there's a day or two
in there where he's like, oh, come on, hold on, let
me stop at the seven eleven andget this pizza. Oh, the seven

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eleven pizza. There was a dayin there or two, but he had
to do it. He had to. And it's only one slice. It's
not like he's eating the whole pizza. I think I could easily do that
one slice of pizza every day forthe rest of my life. How old
is he he? I don't knowhis age. I wonder if he's got
a family and his wife's looking himlike he does travel. I made a
nice meat loaf, and you're again, no, you just have you just

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have one slice of pizza on theside. Come on, dude, and
he stays fit. I mean again, only one slice. He said that
people find it hard to understand whyand just how much I love pizza.
But he's going to continue to streakas long as he's still excited about pizza
and to enjoy his delicious journey onebite at a time. We're doing the

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same thing right now. We're wonderingwhy why? Because why not? Really?
I know, I just think aboutthe grind, the grind of doing
it, Like literally driving home late. You know those days you're driving home
late you've been out all day andyou're like, I forgot to eat the
pizza. Or if you go intoa pizza place and it's the last slice

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and you know the pie has beenout for about twelve hours and you're just
waiting. Did you ever you hoverkind of in the back and you're like,
oh, maybe they'll bring a freshpie out. Anyone. Am I
alone? No, you're alone onthat. At least you're talking the wrong
guy because I did the Oh that'sso gross, right, and I realized,
like I cold pizza that's been leftout all night, like the next
morning, says, and have aslice or two. It's all right,

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but I get excited when the freshpie comes out. So Kenny, keep
it going. It's good to havegoals. Enjoy your pizza. I mean
goal. Okay, that's a goal. I don't know if it's a good
goal. We all have to takea second and just say a prayer for
the man in Texas. Okay,say a prayer for a man in Texas
is ninety five point one WayV inthe story is. So I'm not gonna

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say upsetting because it is not upsettingat all, but we definitely have to
pray for him. And there's onlyone place this could this story could live.
I've just been handed an urgent andhorrifying news story, and I need
all of you to stop what you'redoing and listen. No, a family
in Texas, a husband and awife love each other very much, whether

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they say when a mommy and daddylove each other very much? Where do
babies come from? How emphasis onthe word babies? Because he had quadruplets?
Whoa identical quadruplets? WHOA? That'sfour. All four are girls.
Four girls. Oh could you handlethat, Mike, I can't handle two.

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They are you had two sons athome. They were like, let's
have a third baby, and theyget four and you get four. I'm
fascinated by twins, triplets, quadruplets, but I don't think i'd want to
raise them myself. I'm just fascinated. There's nothing I need more than the
security footage of that family. Thatguy walking into the the obg y n

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for the ultrasound and they're like,oh my god, there's two heart beats.
Wait a minute, three heart beatsand you can see his face like
excited, but like, oh mygod, oh my god, there's four
heart beats. And then watch himwalk out and go, I knew we
shouldn't have a third I knew.I mean, I mean, they'll be

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the most beautiful babies. They're goingto be amazing. I don't know how
you afford it. Six kids.That's a combined six minutes of fun.
Six kids. They need to geta reality show because otherwise how can you
afford it? I don't know.I don't know one in fifteen million odds.

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Wow of you know what? Andif we if me and my wife
went to have a third. We'dbe the other one in fifteen Yeah,
exactly. Yeah, we're already there, so not out there. We're not
there. We're not there. I'mperfectly fixed. And you said you got
the snip snip. No, I'mdone out. No quadruplets for that guy.
I prayed no oopsies. Ten minutesago. We gave it to you

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the keyword, the first one ofthe day for pay your bills, your
chance at one thousand dollars. It'sFriday, we're having fun. I'm gonna
give you the keyword again. Ifyou missed it, all you gotta do
is go to nine five one WayVdot com. Enter that keyword and your
shot. You're in. It's thelottery, but you don't have to pay
to get in. Pay your billson WayV. The word today was fun.

(29:56):
I gave it to you already fun. Fun. That's perfect for a
Friday. I guess yeah, Ithink so. It's perfect. Listen,
get there, go put the keywordin nine to five to one WayV.
We're doing it all day. Yournext chance is at ten o'clock and he
goes through the rest of today tillfive o'clock. So You're going to have
a ton of chances to win.I don't understand why you wouldn't do it.

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It's a free shot at one thousanddollars. One thousand dollars, that
is a lot of fun. That'sgreat news. We like to keep it
to good news on Fridays, andthis is more good news. And it
has to do with South Jersey makingnational headlines. But this time it's a
good thing. Yeah, okay,you never know. Lucy the Elephant in
Margate was named the best roadside attractionin the United States by USA Today.

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Congratulations, Lucy, Congrats, Yes, Lucy. The USA Today editors narrowed
down the roadside attractions to the eighteenbest and then let readers vote for their
favorites. I want to give youa few of the other contenders because they
cracked me up. Lucy beat outSheely's officials, sunk Ape Headquarters, stupid

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Pee, Okapee, Florida, wherever. It's not said correctly, but I
don't know how to say it either, or this would have been I would
have voted for Lucy, obviously.But the world's largest ball of twine in
Cocker City, Kansas. I've actuallyheard about this big ball of twine.
I have too, because there's nothingelse going on there. That's you know

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what, that's right. It standsout like whoa, there's something to do?
Yes, got corn corn corn,corn, corn, corn, corn
corn, this giant ball of somethingbolle corn corn? How long did it
take for that giant ball of twine? Wheat Jesus also a roadside attraction in
Colby, Kansas and really has nothinggoing on. I'll give you one where

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Paul Bunyan and Babe the Blue Oxin Bernidgeymidgeye, Minnesota. They were also
contenders in USA Today's Readers to Warspoll, but forget about them because it's
Lucy. She's the oldest surviving roadsidetourist attraction in America. Think about that,
the oldest surviving constructed in nineteen Waita minute, eighteen eighty two.

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What am I talking about? Imaginebeing the guys that have to vote for
us and the budget that they getto fly around the country and just drive
to these things. See the differencebetween numbers one number when I type it.
Constructed in eighteen eighty two to promotereal estate sales and attract tours.
She even has some film credit,so congratulations Lucy the Elephant best roadside attraction.

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We're so proud.