Mothers Day, What Moms really want!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
George and Themaal Clooney have avoided doing something that most
couples do sometimes on a regular basis. It's the Mike
and Diane Show. In ninety five point one WayV George
claims they have still not had an argument after ten
years of marriage.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
That's not healthy. Wow.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yeah, sometimes you need to just get it out right.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Something somebody else does annoys you. Yeah, whether you're wrong
or they're wrong, it doesn't matter. They're going to annoy you.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
You need to communicate. But then again, we're talking about
the cloonies, and aren't they just human perfection? So maybe
they don't argue.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
They're people I.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Wouldn't argue if I was married to George Clooney, No offense, honey,
I wouldn't argue at all. But you're not so had
we've had arguments. We've had a few recently. We've been
married a lot less time than you have, Mike, We've
been married five years. But you're right, Sometimes you just
need to get it out. And I find as I

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get older and better at communication, instead of giving the
silent treat.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Talking sometimes work, silent treatment sometimes works better.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
That has to be serious. When I get a silent
treatment he knows it's serious, and he apologizes.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Not talking about it sometimes works well too. Just swallow
it and move on.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah, depends on the situation, that's what.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Just swallows it and moves on.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Well, let's let's turn this around. Instead of no arguments,
what's the most ridiculous argument you've ever had with your
significant other? I saw that this guy posted on Facebook the.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Other day that he had a ridiculous argument with his
wife of twenty four years about how to eat a
kitcat you know, break me off piece of that kit
cat bar. So here's what he said a little bit
of his post. Instead of breaking off a piece, she
takes a bite out of all three layers at once,
like a raccoon who found it in a dumpster. This

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might be the breaking point over a kit catbar. I'm
pretty sure he was joking. Yeah, But any ridiculous arguments
you can think of m yeah every day.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
I mean, but like they're not.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
The problem is they're so ridiculous they're not ridiculous anymore. Yeah,
So now I can't even think of them.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
I know, it just happens on it. Well, that's a
good thing, though.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
If you can't think of something specific, then It probably
wasn't that big of a deal.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Just what to do around the house next, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
How to load the dishwasher things like that, or just
load it, just do it. So talk back on the
free iHeartRadio app your direct line to us in the studio.
What was the most ridiculous argument you've ever had with
your significant other?

Speaker 3 (02:36):
If you're not the clonies, maybe if you are the pies. Yeah,
oh mother in law?

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Yeah, exactly, every dish in the house to cook and
leaving them all in the sink and going my job's done.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
You can a sorry, job's done.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
You can argue about the mother in law too.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Sorry, I'm still working on the mother in law voice.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
But give us a call. The most ridiculous argument you've
ever had? We want to know. Good morning.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
It's the Mike and Diane Chow and ninety five point
one way V George and Lamal Clooney say they don't
argue because they're perfect, unlike us. So what is the
most ridiculous argument you've ever had with your significant other?

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Thanks for your talkbacks.

Speaker 5 (03:15):
The most ridiculous argument I've had with my wife is
about the toilet paper, whether it should hang over or under.
I am an over kind of guy. It hasn't been
a deal breaker. I mean, we've been together for quite
a long time, but we constantly fight over the toilet
paper being over or under.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
That's that's a ridiculous argument.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
But it happens just better than the arguments that happen
in my house.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Were no toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Oh that's an even better argument. Well, yeah, that's more
serious of you.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
You use the last of it.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
How do I constantly get blamed for using the last
of the toilet paper? There's three bathrooms in the house,
and I don't poop at all of them.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Well, thank you for the TMI welcome.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
There are kids and.

Speaker 6 (04:03):
The mother in law.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah, they all use the bathroom too.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
They could replace the TP.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Have you ever completely run out where you don't have
any spare roles at all?

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Right now, oh all right, you bet right now. You
better get going right now to the store.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Yeah, well I am, come on on the way home.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
That's where I'm going.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
All right, Well, no more arguing about TP.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Well this was a big one.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
This was a normal one, and I'm an over person.
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
And by the way, when you sit down, look first,
just look first. See if there's toilet paper y, so
I don't have to do the weird arm in the
door thing exactly hand your toilet paper, just look.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Mike and DIANEPSA Mike and Diane second date update on
ninety five point one WayV. Brian from Lynnwood is looking
for a second date update with a woman named Ariel. Brian,
how are you today, I'm good.

Speaker 6 (04:55):
I'm good. Hopefully we get some clarification for this and
I can get on with life.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
We want that for you, Brian. Let's try to help
you here.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
So let's start by hearing about Aril and your first date.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Please.

Speaker 6 (05:09):
Well, I met Ariol at a restaurant, local restaurant, and
I just thought we had a great time. We laughed,
we had fun, great conversation. It was easy going. Yeah,
I mean, I can't think of anything that might have
might have went off the rails. And then you know,
she gave me her number. But then I text her
after the date just to say you know how much

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I appreciated it and loved talking to her and how
fun she is. And I noticed that the text message
went straight to like a green screen or the green thing,
and then yeah, then turned around and I tried texting
her a couple more times, and I think that's you know,
it goes green when you're being blocked. Yeah, so I'm

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just kind of curious that.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yeah, we found that out the hard way.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Yeah, I understand your vibe. Nothing you got nothing, You
got nothing on this.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Nothing, all right.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
That is so frustrating, especially when you didn't notice any
red flags. But I'm sure there must have been one,
two three. So what we'll do, Brian, is put you
on hold, We'll play a song, and we'll try to
get Ril on the phone. And that is coming up
next on ninety five point one WayV. Ninety five point
one WayV. It's Mike and Diane's second date update. A

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few minutes ago, Brian told us about his first date
with RL. Brian, you said the date went well as
far as you knew, great conversation, things seemed easy. But
you haven't heard anything back. And even further than that,
you believe that she may have blocked you.

Speaker 6 (06:42):
Yeah, that's correct, and I can't think of anything. We laughed,
we had a great night.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Oh well, all right, let's give her a call. Hopefully
we're not blocked.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah, well, that'd be weird.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Rough unless she listens to the show, and she knows
we could be calling you never know, she prepped for this.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yeah, alright, let's give her a call.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Okay, hope for the best.

Speaker 7 (07:09):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Hi is this Ril?

Speaker 7 (07:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Hello, It's Mike and Diane from ninety five point one WayV.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
We host a morning radio show. Please say hi to Mike,
my co host.

Speaker 6 (07:21):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
How are you today?

Speaker 7 (07:25):
I'm well and confused. What's going on?

Speaker 3 (07:31):
That's understandable. We have a specific reason for calling, so
please don't hang up. Brian called us. Does that sound familiar? Brian?

Speaker 7 (07:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Okay, Well, he was telling us about your date.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
He enjoyed the date. We can tell you that highly
complimentary of you, and he hasn't heard anything back from you.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
And he actually believes that you took it a step
further and blocked him. Did you block him? First of all,
then we'll find out what happened.

Speaker 7 (08:00):
Uh, this is a little awkward. Yeah, yeah, we had
we had the date was great. We had a good time.
But yes, I I did block him. I did.

Speaker 6 (08:10):
I did?

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Okay, all right, and why please?

Speaker 7 (08:15):
Okay, so you know this is really really strange. But okay,
so we had a great time, you know, the day,
we had great conversation and all of that, and after
we finished our mains, I went to the bathroom. We
ordered dessert, and I went to the bathroom in between,

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and when I came back from the bathroom, he was
clipping his finger in house at the dinner table, and
I was just absolutely disgusted, Like, Okay, I'm glad that
he's like a guy that grooms himself, if you will,
but like that could have flown into my teara mazou,

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you know, like I'm not trying to like eat somebody's
thinking of it. I thought it was like incredibly, I
don't know, just just bizarre.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
That is really a strange decision to make a strange place.
Let's go right to the source and find out why.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Is my question.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Brian has been listening in Brian, say hi to R. E. L.
And please explain.

Speaker 6 (09:25):
Good morning, Good morning. I'm sorry to think to the radio,
but I couldn't get a.

Speaker 8 (09:32):
Hold of you.

Speaker 7 (09:34):
Yeah, I know that that was.

Speaker 6 (09:39):
Yeah, and I apologize about clipping my nails. It's it
was probably stupid. I just had a hang out and
I thought i'd take care of it real quick. While
you're in a bathroom, take.

Speaker 7 (09:52):
Care of it. You could have easily gotten the bathroom.

Speaker 6 (09:56):
Think of that man.

Speaker 7 (09:58):
I didn't think a man.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
You're a man.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
He's not wrong, I love.

Speaker 7 (10:04):
I love this. That is just a general excuse because
I'm a man and that's what we do. Okay, weird.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
I mean he's not wrong though.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
Yeah, that is an odd choice. I mean he sees
it now, but it is.

Speaker 7 (10:19):
And you have done that choice. No, but you've clipped
your hangmail at the Okay, So.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
I love that you asked me. But I don't carry
clippers with me. I clip when i'm in the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
So you wouldn't even be tempted.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
Yeah, yes, not even not even a That's not even
a thing for me. But I what is the thing
for me? Is doing something? No, not, don't say exactly yet.
I'm not done.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Oh let's not give me credit yet.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
I am dumb enough to do something dumb without realizing it.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
And that's kind of what Brian was saying. Yeah, I
guess that's dumb.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yes, but my sister used to work with a guy
who would clip his fingernails and toenails in the cafeteria
at work.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
See that's a lot.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
That's a lot, I know. So maybe Brian's not as bad.
But a restaurant is not choice. Brian, at least you
admit it related. Yeah, we'll have to find out.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Are there men?

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Well, I'm going to ask the question. I feel like
I know the answers, but you never know. We get
some surprises. Brian, you called us, you feel like you
you know, the light bulb has come on and you
shouldn't have done that in that location.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Would you want a second date with Ril? It would
be on us and we're confiscating your nail clippers. By
the way, if you say.

Speaker 6 (11:38):
Yes, I would love to have another opportunity to impress her.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yes, that's nice. Okay, well, Ril, it all comes down
to you. What do you think? What do you think
with this well groomed man.

Speaker 7 (11:56):
I have to appreciate the fact that he cared about
manacuring himself. I think I'm trying to look past the
circumstance and into the truth, the depth of the matter.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah, I like where this is going.

Speaker 7 (12:17):
Okay, all right, you know what I'm doing. You went
through all of this. You went through all of this
to get back in touch with me. Yes, I am
embarrassing you on the radio, so sure I will.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Yeah, we got one. Yeah, he made a mistake, he
admitted it. He wasn't defensive. And now we have a
second date. No grooming on the second date.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
But I I'll tell you you've already used the excuse
I'm stupid, so that one can't be used again.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Yeah, not what I'm speaking.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
From experience or anything.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Only good ones.

Speaker 7 (12:56):
That is true.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Well, best of luck, and we cannot wait to hear
how the second date is. And have fun.

Speaker 6 (13:03):
Okay, I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
By I forgot about that part.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
That's an important See, we're making miracles happen.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Mike, I love us. It's the Mike and Diane Show
on ninety five point one w a YV.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Happy Mother's Day Week of course leading up to Sunday.
Moms deserve the whole week, not just one day they get.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Never mind, I'm not going down this road. You're right,
they deserve every day.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
And I'll say that when it's Father's Day too.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
I promise you probably not.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
Well, we'll give you at least two days we get hie. Well, moms,
we want to thank you for all you do. We
love you, and we also love TV moms. There was
a survey. They do this annually and who is your
favorite TV mom? Is the question? And I got to
tell you my answer for number one TV mom is
not number one on this survey, all right. My answers

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very predictable. She is my favorite TV mom, Laura like Gilmore,
mother to Rory on The Gilmore Girl.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
You know, my head was swirling when you said this
is obvious, and then I went, oh, yeah, I was
like Sex and the City and not the number of mom.
And there were moms, but there weren't really TV moms.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Maybe Charlotte on Second Yeah, like that's not.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
A TV mom.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Sure it is all right, it would be sure.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah, I'm just stretching a little bit. But okay, do you.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Have a favorite TV mom that you can think of?

Speaker 4 (14:29):
I'm actually blinking right now. Okay, I'm doing the same
thing with like the Sex and the City thing. Now, yeah,
I'm thinking of people that were just moms on shows,
but not the TV mom right.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Not in that they wouldn't make the survey exactly, which
Laura Gilmore should have.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Anyway, who was voted the number one TV mom?

Speaker 9 (14:46):
I don't have to be logical. I'm a mother.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Is Carol Brady from the Brady Bunch?

Speaker 4 (14:52):
Yeah, that's a perfect line for moms. You don't have
to be logical, You're just right, so it doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
She is awesome.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
So Carol Brady number one in the survey, give us
a call. Who in your opinion if you disagree with that,
who is the best TV mom? Six O nine four
eight four WayV.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Ninety five point one WayV.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Happy Mother's Day? A little early from the Mike and
Diane Show, and.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
We were talking about TV moms because Carol Brady from
The Brady Bunch was voted the number one TV mom
in a survey. So besides Carol Brady, who in your
opinion is the best TV mom? Julian for Northfield, what
do you think?

Speaker 10 (15:31):
I was wondering if I could have two, like one,
you know, one sort of modern and one old school.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
You can have two because Mike didn't give one.

Speaker 10 (15:40):
Yeah, So for you, I want to say, although it's
kind of old from Downton Abbey.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Okay, oh yes, the mom on Downton Abbey. I can't
even think of her name right now.

Speaker 10 (15:53):
It's Crawley. I think it's kind of an unfortunate name, Crawley.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Crawley, that's right. Oh, she's a fantastic, Mom. That's a
great one. All right, So we have Downton Abbey. Who
else we have?

Speaker 10 (16:04):
And then for old school, you know, I gotta say
the lady from the Walton. I don't know if you.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Yes, Ma Walton. I mean it's been many years, but
that's a classic four four.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Does anybody else want to give me mine? Because I
picked none of those snow fence? But I didn't watch
Downtown Downton Abbey and I didn't watch The Walton, so
I don't know either.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Well, the Waltons are just she she had a lot
to handle. What was it like seven or eight kids?

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Oh? I pick her then?

Speaker 3 (16:32):
And she they said every night. The thing about the
Waltons was they all say good night to each other
at the end, and they all had to remember.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Oh is that okay?

Speaker 4 (16:42):
Yeah, I've never seen it, but I've seen, like the
the people the spoofs of it, if you will, yes,
of all the lights going off, good night?

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Good I good? I can I canight good night, john boy?

Speaker 6 (16:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Gotcha?

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (16:55):
And she I remember her name was Michael, you know
which I mean it sounds like a guy's name.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Yes, Yeah, the actress's name is Michael. I think Michael
learned something like that, and you.

Speaker 10 (17:06):
Know that I find that's a pretty common Irish name
for a lady.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Yeah girl, all right, yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
I Ashley like that, Julian, We've learned a lot. Yeah,
I mean, thank you so much, thank you. Good morning.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
It's the Mike and Diane Scholl on ninety five point
one way V. And I am proud to say, Mike,
we are trendy finally, because survey says being frugal is
now trendy.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
It's not trendy, it's a necessity.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
It is that, you know what, that might be a
better word.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
A lot of people on a tighter budget these days,
and being honest and open about it is more socially acceptable.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Now.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
That's the difference, because the majority of people surveyed said
that being frugal is less tacky than it was ten
years ago. And people say being cheap is not the
same thing as being frugal, which I completely agree with.
Frugal is generally being careful with money, avoiding unnecessary spending, which,
like you said, we've got to do that, be careful

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with money now. Cheap to me has a manipulative connotation
like not paying your way, like if you're going to
someone's house, not bringing someone things like that.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
I was wondering what the difference was, because I've always
considered myself to be cheap, but I'm not. I guess
I think you're I think frugal sounds too responsible for me.
I'm a different version of that cheap.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
I think you you think you just like it's kind
of a half joking.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
I'm I'm not splitting out on a bill exactly, but.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
If I can change my own oil, I'm gonna change
my own oil. As I rubbed the oil off my hand,
I would call it frugal.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Okay, I would call that frugal, and then being more
honest about it that you're doing it to save money
is not tacky anymore.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
I can't wait for the next time my wife looks
me is, oh, you're so cheap, like, excuse me, frugal?

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
To me.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
I don't know if it's just you, but when you
said frugal, I immediately got the uh that one Muppets
character stuck in my head Fraggle or Fraggle Rock not Muppets,
but you know what I mean. I got that in
my head. I'm like, yeah, that that also looks like
me the giant nose.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
I can't wait until you tell her the first time.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
No, I'm not cheap, Diane said, I'm frugal.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Yes, and you are.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
More than a third of moms had to do this themselves.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
I don't think they should have to.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
It's the Mic and Diane Show in ninety five point
one WayV As we count down to Mother's Day on Sunday,
let's just call it Mom's Week, shall we?

Speaker 3 (19:36):
We love you moms, Mama.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Now, hopefully you made a launch your dinner reservation already
if you guys are going out, ye, because half of
Americans the house are planning to dine at a restaurant
to celebrate Mother's Day this year. That actually sounds low
because that's the number one day reservation.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Nobody wants to leave the house anymore.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
I guess that's it.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Yeah, Yeah, takeout is going to be huge.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Well, that doesn't mean they've already made reservations if they
do want to drag themselves.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Out of the house. Nearly a third of Americans admit
to panic booking a restaurant within twenty four hours of
Mother's Day. That's a difficult one to even try. You
can get the odd times. If you try to get a.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Normal lunch or dinner time, you might get maybe, if
you're lucky, eleven in the morning and maybe like eight
thirty nine o'clock at night.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
So if you want to go out at those times,
then it won't be a problem. So I actually made
the plans.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
My husband's going out with his mom, and I made
the plans. I would say, six weeks in advance. I'm
the planner in the family home.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Yeah shocker.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Nobody saw that coming.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
And then all of a sudden, it's two days for
Mother's Day and they say, oh, they start panicing.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
I said, don't worry, I already made the reservation. Brunch
is the most popular choice among moms. Moms really want
to take a back seat when it comes to planning,
as the majority says, having someone else take the lead
on decisions for Mother's Day would make the day most special,
But a lot of moms do end up doing it.
If they are the planner, then they're going to go

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ahead to make the reservation.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
Because they know the family's gonna slack.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
No, she doesn't trust them.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
To do it, Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
The reality is, I just want to be catered to
all day. You're not doing it right. I'll just do
it myself, is what happened.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
And how about the moms who just want to go
out by themselves, get away from everything. About a third
of moms are considering dining out solo is one of
their celebrations for a little me time. I don't see
too many moms out on Mother's Day by themselves, but
I'll bet you the spas are busy. Just go to
the spa by yourself, get away from the craziness.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
That sounds like heaven.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
You ever notice that's the absolute biggest difference of Mother's
Day to Father's Day. Mothers always want to go out
on their own. They go out and do their own thing.
Father's like, spend time with your family the entire day,
even though you'd probably like to just hit the golf course.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Yes, I think you should do what you want to
do for Father's Day.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Yeah, sure, I'll do whatever.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
You Forget, My birthday is Father's Day, so I'm the
birthday on Christmas.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
Kid, gotcha? Yeah you get the combo gift. Well.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Please wish your wife and your mom a happy Mother's Day,
your mother.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Even your mother in law. Please wish her a happy
Mother's Day from me, not And if you haven't made
the Mother's Day reservation, if you're dragging yourself out of
the house, do it. Tell the Mike do it.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Why didn't you make do do it?

Speaker 4 (22:25):
That's my mother in law's voice. Now I'm still working
on it. We'll find a good one.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Mike and Diane's second date update on ninety five point
one WayV Regina from Atlantic City is looking for a
second date update with a guy named Steve Regina.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
How are you, hi, guys, I'm good.

Speaker 8 (22:41):
How are you well?

Speaker 3 (22:43):
You sound good.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
You sound like you're caffeinated and ready to get some answers.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
For this date.

Speaker 8 (22:49):
I dam yeah, I have no idea what happened, so
I'm excited to Yeah, get the story.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
Okay, Well, tell us a little about Steve and your
first date. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (23:00):
So Steve and I we went to the movies and
we had a great dinner and the conversation was flowing,
we were vibing. I thought everything was great. And then
at the end of the date, like I kind of
you know, waited around to see if he was going
to say anything, and he gave me like a really polite,

(23:23):
cute little hug that was a little tight. And then
he was like, oh, I can't wait to see you again,
and I was like great, and then I haven't heard anything.

Speaker 6 (23:32):
Yikes.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Yeah, because it to me it sounds like a great
date first of all. Movies and dinner's perfect date and
a lot of times in first dates you have that
awkward silence. But you said the conversation.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Was flowing, just kind of kept it going.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
So what happened?

Speaker 2 (23:47):
That's what we do.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
We come in, well, we got to see, let's not
jump any conclusions.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
We know what we'll do, Regina is put you on hold.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
We'll play a song and we'll try to get Steve
on the phone and find out for you.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Coming up now, ninety five point one w A YV.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Regina, is he married? Let's see.

Speaker 8 (24:06):
No, I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
I hope not crossing my fingers.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
No, I asked that question every single time.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Yeah, he does.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Ninety five point one w A YV with Mike and Diane.
Second date update. A few minutes ago, Regina told us
about her first date with Steve. Movies and in dinner,
a great conversation. She thought the date went well, but
she's not hearing back from Steve. So here we go, Regina,
we are giving him a call. Brace yourself because I
know I am.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Here we go. Hello, Hi, is this Steve?

Speaker 11 (24:42):
It is It's.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Mike and Diane.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
We host a radio show, a morning show, ninety five
point one WayV Radio.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Hopefully you've heard of us, but if not, please don't
hang up.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Just make me feel good.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Yeah, there's Mike there. We were just wondering.

Speaker 6 (24:58):
You've definitely heard you.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Oh great, okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
That's a start. Yeah, we got a call from one
of our radio family members by the name of Regina.

Speaker 6 (25:09):
Sound familiar, Regina.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
That pau is never good.

Speaker 9 (25:15):
No, never remember Regina.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
You do?

Speaker 2 (25:17):
Okay good, I've never worked out for anybody.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Well, Regina was telling us about your date. She really
enjoyed the date.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Hasn't heard from you, so we're just helping her out
on her behalf. We're trying to get some answers. So
why have you not been in touch with her? If
you don't mind telling us?

Speaker 9 (25:35):
Yeah, well, so, I mean we had a nice time.

Speaker 11 (25:39):
We went on the Saw movie and then we got
some dinner. And I don't know if I was giving
off these vibes, but like as we're going through and
I'm asking, you know, kind of initial relationship type questions
on a first date. I'm asking things like.

Speaker 6 (25:56):
You know, what do you like to do for like.

Speaker 9 (25:57):
Christmas time and that sort of stuff, and she talking
about going to Miami in the wintertime or uh, like
I think I asked her what her favorite possession was
at the moment, and she was talking about a Gucci bag.
And I'm not a very materialistic person. It's just something
that really turns me off. And I think she's really nice,

(26:19):
but I didn't want to tell her that her lifestyle
is the reason that I don't want.

Speaker 7 (26:23):
To call her back.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Well to say you didn't tell her then, but you
actually just told her Steve, because Regina has been listening in.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Yeah, that's tough. This one feels bad.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
I don't know why, but remember Regina is the one
who called us, So Steve, don't feel bad. Regina. What
do you have to say to Steve?

Speaker 8 (26:47):
I think you're being really judgmental and if you want
to project insecurity with money, that's not my problem.

Speaker 9 (26:58):
Is exactly the reason I didn't call all are back. Guys.

Speaker 11 (27:01):
You kind of see what I'm talking about.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Okay, Yeah, I don't know why I feel so awkward
about this one, Like this one feels weird to me.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
They're just on two different pages. I mean, there are
are people that you know, There are certainly other guys
that Regina could find that are on the site. Yeah, sure,
on the same page. Have you watched all the reality shows.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
They say, too shy, too shy? There are there are
those people.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
And Steve just wants a more simple life. He's, you know,
not worried about designer labels, and yes, jetting off to Miami.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
And just remember Sam's Club is a designer brand. You
can what's JNS Yeah, So's. Yeah, They're all these.

Speaker 9 (27:47):
Are nice stuff guys.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Oh, absolutely like they Why do you think I said it?
I'm just just surprised Regina didn't pick up on this
on the date. Obviously, Steve knew they were not compatible.
It doesn't sound like they are.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
But Regina, why did you I'm just curious after having
that conversation, did you feel that maybe you had a
disconnected I guess not.

Speaker 8 (28:10):
If you called us, I didn't think so. I didn't think.
I mean, I wasn't asking him for pay to pay
for my lifestyle. I pay for my own lifestyle. So
I didn't know he was so insecure with someone else
being the breadwinner.

Speaker 9 (28:27):
Oh okay, yeah, and the launching of the insecurities is
just an icing on the cake. I think I'm good here, guys.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
Sorry, okay, don't hang out.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
No, yeah, yeah, I don't hang up yet. Ask the
question we have to?

Speaker 3 (28:42):
Well, you know what, I'm not even going to ask us, Steve.
I know, but I just wanted to hear you don't
want a second date, do you?

Speaker 5 (28:48):
No?

Speaker 9 (28:49):
I think I'm good, guys.

Speaker 6 (28:50):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
No, I just wanted to hear her keep yelling at him.

Speaker 6 (28:54):
Really.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Oh okay, they are entertaining.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
That was the gen this whole thing.

Speaker 11 (29:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Oh well, all right. We want to wish you the
best of luck and Regina have fun in Miami.

Speaker 8 (29:06):
Girl, who I will? And now that I know I'm
going to be single, it's gonna be great.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
She's happy about it. All right, talk to you later, Thanks, guys.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Mike and Diane on ninety five point one Wayvy gearing
up for Sunday, which is Mother's Day, celebrating all the moms.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Thank you for everything you do for us. Why are
you saying that, Mike? Did you get the card and gifts.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Yet absolutely not. Oh okay, I'm so busy that this one.
This one kind of got away from me.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
A little bit, kind of crept up.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
It's not crept up this one. This one hopped out
like a jump scare in a horror movie.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Well, you still have a little time till Sunday, I know.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
But here's what moms really want for Mother's Day and
this could yeah, get a pen please, this could come
in handy number one. Oh, you can handle this quality
time with family. That's with the majority of mom's surveys said.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Got plenty of that. We don't need any more of that.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Fifteen percent want the opposite us, some alone time like
by everyone. Okay, meantime, Also making the list of what
moms really want, a short trip or getaway. How about
to be treated to a spotless house without having to
lift a finger on Mother's Day?

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Priceless.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
I'm getting that one, Han, I'm getting that one.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
I'm trying. Some moms would like to be pampered, so
you can make an appointment for her to get a
massage or a facial, have her nails done.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
Any other women out there have about seven hundred eight
hundred dollars in gift cards. Just a crew it over
the past fifteen years at a spa.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
No, well not you. I know that I would go
the next day.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
The amount of times I've bought my wife, whether it's
a manicure, a pedicure, a spa treatment, gift card and
she just doesn't one have time to go, would rather
use her time otherwise. I really think she has seven hundred,
eight hundred dollars worth of gift cards.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Well find out, because I'll buy them for about four hundred.
I'll buy them for half.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
We're selling them for a thousand.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
You need to give me a deal if you're not
using them.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Starting negotiations. This is a negotiations. Let me know, start
high and come down.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Seeing people in the wild can be a challenge.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
It's Mike and Diane Show in ninety five point one
WayV Let me explain. When you see a person in
the same setting all of the time, could be a coworker,
could be your hairdresser, your doctor. Then you happen to
run into them out of that setting. It's pretty strange.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
That is a weird vibe like it.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
It's like the old joke, like, oh my god, I
saw my teacher in the supermarket and I ran the
other way.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
But the facial recognition actually takes a moment, but moment,
but you see this person all the time, it's the
oddest thing. So it happened to me.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
I see this guy probably five days a week at
the dog park. He's the one that we did the
pop sitting for all the time. So he's holding the
door open at wah wah. Yeah, And it took me
about it seemed like an attorney, but maybe fifteen seconds
to recognize.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
I said, oh, hi, And the same thing happened to him.
Oh hi, because I've never seen him out of that environment.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Yeah, no, no, I couldn't agree with you more. It's
the why do I know you vibe? And it's uh,
it's weird.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
I see you five days a week. That's strange.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
And then I had a hairdresser for about i'd say
seven eight years. I saw her in line at a
store and she's checking out and her mom was with her,
and we're looking, We're staring at each other. We've never
seen each other out of the hair salon, like, oh,
it's you. Okay, So have you seen someone out in
the wild recently? Let us know on the iHeartRadio app

(32:44):
talk back. Tap that red microphone you're listening to WayV.
We always love to hear from you. Ninety five point
one WayV with Mike and Diane. I got some pop tarts.
Couldn't believe what I saw on the box, and you
need to know the flavor of my pop tarts. Okay,
find out the most ridiculous thing about pop tarts? Coming

(33:05):
up next the ninety five point one w A YV.
I looked at my pop tart box and my reaction was, really.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
It's a Mic and Diane show on ninety five point
one Way V.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Warnings are everywhere.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Mike, my box of Girl Scouts frosted thin mintce pop tarts.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Yes, they really exist. Can you believe it? The warning said,
removed from foil before heating for toaster.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Okay, I knew that was going to be it. Can
I make a confession?

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Did you put them in the toaster?

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Toaster? But when I was like twelve, okay, I put
the whole thing in the microwave.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
Oh, in the microwave.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
Quickly found out, Oh boy, okay, do that Fourth of
July at my house? Yeah, but it was one of
those things I didn't was twelve, and you don't know
foil in microwaves are bad.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
I guess I'll give you that one. And that's probably
prompted them. They said, oh, there's this kid, Mike.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Yeah, he did something.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
We need to put a warning on the pop arts.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
I try to avoid pop tarts because I will eat
the whole box in one sitting, so I haven't had
them in a while.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
And the warning was really big. It wasn't one of
the fine print warnings. It was really big on.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
The box speaking of would you like to talk about
what's in the kitchen right now? Oh?

Speaker 3 (34:29):
I brought them in, okay, because I brought in pop tarts,
all right.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
I was wondering why there were But the one package
is open, and there's one pop dart in there, and
it's been three days.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
I threw it out, thank you. Yeah, yeah, somebody.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
In fact, the one whole pop tart wasn't even gone,
it was just sitting there. I don't maybe they didn't
like it. It was the Caramel Girl Scouts.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
I walk into our kitchen and I avoid touching anything
but the coffee machine.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Yeah, like it's like it's all poison.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
But there is still one pack of the caramel.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
I guess what's right next to it?

Speaker 3 (35:02):
The pecans, the five pounds of peacans.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
They're still there.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
But remove the foil. If you're gonna go get that caramel,
there's right there for you.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Well, this reminds me of when our Kayla was here
and she was telling us about when she made a
disu or no frozen pizza.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Yeah, and she put the box in the oven pizza
in the box. She never took it out. So maybe
we do need these warnings. But this inspired me to
google some ridiculous or funny warning, So let me give
you a few. Let's see. The first product is sleeping pill.
The label says do not use while sleeping.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
How do you do anything while you're sleeping? I guess
they have to put that on there for sleep walkers.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
I guess.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
So here's I'm now thinking of, Like, all because the
companies aren't dumb. Yeah, they're putting that on there because
the insurance company.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Was like, put that on there and they yeah, they
don't want to be sued eventually, even though they probably
still would be sued.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Product reflective cardboard sunshade for a car dashboard.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
Yeah, we'll be seeing a lot of them soon.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
The warning is do not drive with sunshield in place.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
Yeah, okay, uh yeah, I guess you have to put
that on there, like common sense. Lawyers and insurance companies
take common sense away, so they have to write all
these dumb things.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Now I'm thinking of, like what can we do for radio?

Speaker 3 (36:26):
I've got two more for you.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
These are real. These are not made up. These are
real warnings on products. The product is a hair dryer
and the warning is do not use while sleeping. How
I understand you want to like keep it on and
then you kind of lay on your side. You hope
that your hair dries overnight. I mean, come on, somebody must.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
Have done this, like you fall asleep with your head
out the car window like the wind like the what?

Speaker 3 (36:53):
And I have one more for you.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
Are people using that as like a hot fan in
the room like.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
A may That's why they had to issue the warning.
H See, we don't think of these kind of things.

Speaker 4 (37:04):
See I'm so dumb. I can figure this stuff out.
It's not a compliment to me to figure out why these.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Things are on there.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
And this is the last product warning that you need
to know about it's for a chainsaw touch. The warning
is do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw.
That is a real warning.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
We're done here.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
So if you know any other warnings that you've seen recently,
or you want to pack up pop tarts, hit us
up and talk back on the free.

Speaker 4 (37:34):
You should be using.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
It should be within a hundred yards of a chainsaw
if you don't know how to use it.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Now, I would if you.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Think to hold the wrong side of it.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Oh no, let me take that back. I would know
which side. I just have never used a chainsaw and
don't plan on it.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
That's what I'm talking about. That And like you're allowed
within one hundred yards because you know that part is
the hurd.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
He correct, But evidently, uh, we're brilliant when it comes
to chainsaws.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
I need to meet the person.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
So next time you see some kind of ridiculous warning
like that, or a pop tart box or a chainsaw,
think of us Mike and Diane.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Yeah, next time you see a chainsaw, think.

Speaker 7 (38:10):
Of us.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Like a horror movie. Good morning.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
It's the Mike and Diane Show on ninety five point
one way V Prime Wedding season coming soon. So here
is a wedding trend, including wellness classes into wedding weekends.
It's not just one night for the wedding or one day.
Some people make it into a whole weekend and guess what,
if you can afford it, why not. The goal is

(38:35):
to help guests relax, recharge and enjoy the wedding weekend.
So there are different activities that a lot of brides
and grooms are planning. And see if you would be
into these activities, Mike, if you went on a wedding weekend, okay, yoga,
I would be into that. Okay, Okay, you don't have
to though.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
All right, that's great.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Oh hiking, No, it'd be a nice way to get
a little exercise. I guess no, on my luck would
fall or something, and then I'd be I'd be busted
up for attending the wedding. Yeah, massages and spa service
is due, of course.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Okay, yeah, great, that's got to be at a wellness
weekend for weddings. Tarot card readings that can be fun.
It can be a group thing or just single readings.
As long as they keep it light and don't give
you any bad news, then I'm into the Tarot card reading.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
I have a lot of questions right now, get out
of here with that. How long do you expect me
to be at your wedding?

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Oh for the whole weekend? Yeah, get out of here
Friday through Sunday.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Yeah, okay, that's we're done.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
Some people want to extend it. They just want one day.
If you have the money, why not.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
I get it, But like, I don't want to do that.
I want to show up.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
If your wedding is a Saturday and I'm staying overnight, okay,
I want to show up on Saturday, get dressed in
my hotel room, lay in the bed in my suit,
watch TV while my wife sits on the floor, gotcha,
and does her makeup okay, in.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
The mirror over there in the corner. You know, women,
you know how it works. And I want to sip
a beer, all right, and I'm gonna sit there.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
He's pregaming. Come on, forget about the wellness. Oh like
I'm not please, Yeah, come.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
On, it's exactly that's everyone's wedding quote unquote weekend is
the guy is fully dressed and waiting or not, and
then will get dressed in six minutes while you know
his wife or his date sits, sits there in front
of the mirror and does her hair and makeup.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
They listen to music. Oh we're gonna party. What times
the ceremony? Oh we got an hour? What times the
buses leave? Well, that's no, that's that's my wedding weekends.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
That's you, that's yours. But this is other people.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Yeah, this this is some some hippie stuff.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
Ivy drip.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
I've never had an ivy drip, but the real housewives
will always get one after a night of partying. Ivy
bars are a popular way for people to feel refreshed
and rejuvenated.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
Sound baths. Never done a sound bath? Sound you've never
you've never seen a sound bath?

Speaker 2 (41:04):
Don't say that, Like I should know what that is?
Should a sound bath?

Speaker 6 (41:09):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (41:09):
People swear by it.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
People swear by anything.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
And also aura photography. I don't know quite what that
is aura photography. Let me look that one up. Also
trendy activities for weddings. So bottom line, Mike will not
be attending your whole weekend wedding.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
If you if you really listen, if you really wanted
to do it that way, sure I'll do it.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
But like I hate you for it, But you will
hate it the whole time. I probably honestly hate it.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
I'll probably have fun doing it, but I'm gonna hate
you for making.

Speaker 9 (41:43):
Me do it.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Well, they're not going to invite you know, they probably will.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
I'm sorry to tell you. Everyone feels the same way.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
I don't know, spot and terror car reading.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
I Maybe I'm gonna be honest with you, Diane, You're
just playing the other side. You hate this.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Give me an ivy drip?

Speaker 2 (41:59):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Anyway, if you're getting married, congratulations and good luck on
your wellness weekend.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
If you're getting married, just worry about you. Yes, don't
worry about the guests.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
Okay, what about you? That's good advice. That fun