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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ninety five point one WayV. It's the Mic and Diane Show.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It is a beauty crisis, panic, panic, panic, or is.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
As pulled together as one may be, which we're not,
but some people are. No one is immune to a
beauty crisis every now and again. You know, you gotta
smudge nail, you got some frizzy hair. Stuff happens. What
matters mostly is how.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
You respond when you're under that beauty panic.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
So I'm going to give you a few emergency beauty
hacks that really work, and feel free to add to
the list.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I'm so excited to add my two cents.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
How about if you forget deodorant, You're out and about
and you say, oops, I forgot to put on deodorant,
you can actually freshen up by wiping your underarms with
a damp towel. At You can just take a paper towel,
wipe them down, and then pat some hand sanitizer in
the area. Since the gel's antibacterial, it'll help kill any
bacteria that may linger. So I'm sure you have some
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hand sanity you're around.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
We've been there. Yeah, it's still in there for filling
the last five years. Yeah, Yeah, I've been in that
situation before, and I'm sad to tell you I've done it.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
You have with the sanitizer.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeah, by the way, it stings a little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh, I can imagine.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
How about the dry shampoo replacement if you forgot that.
This is for the ladies, Mike, unless you use translucent
face powder.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yes, if you've got that in your.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Mind, Nime skin routina, if you got that in your
makeup bag. It works well on excess grease, So you
can put that on your hair and just make sure
you brush it out.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Let's see. Oh, if you have the updo.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Maybe you've got a wedding or prom and you don't
have a bobby pin.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Again, not relatable to you, Mike.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
You can open up a paper clip and twist it
until it forms the V shape of an open hairpin.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
That makes sense. And finally, the eyebag reliever. This is
the one we can all use.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Put two metal spoons in the freezer, wait a few
minutes until they feel cold and frosty, and then place
them on top of your eyelids, curved side down for
a few minutes. The metallic chill shrinks vessels and shrinks bags.
I've heard that works really well.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Me too, that's so what I do.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, that actually sounds really refreshing.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It's funny.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
You've done it?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
No, yeah, yeah, yes, yes, yeah, I'll just keep going
with it. Yes, sure, every night, every night metal spoons
on the eyes, cucumbers too. Is that actually a thing?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Is that?
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
It is?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
And people like to do it at spas.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I know I've seen it in like every like make
fun of SPA clip. I just don't know if that's
actually something that happens at spas.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
So relaxing, So call us. What is your best emergency
beauty hack? Six oh nine four eight four.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
W A YV.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
It's not a five point one w A YV. It's
the Mike and Diane Show.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Emergency beauty hacks. We all have a beauty crisis every
so often. Kelly from Hamilton, what is your best emergency
beauty hack?
Speaker 5 (02:42):
I just had to do this one.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I got my eyebrows wax and I still had to
go somewhere after.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
They were beat beat red.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
They were covered in oil.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I had nothing to remove the oil with except a
Maxi pad.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I hate when that happens to me. I'm sitting in
my car, I'm trying to You can see me.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
I'm wiping my face a maid.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I would love to be at the red light next
to you, like, what is this woman doing with a
Maxi Pad?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Then it gets worse.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Then I have concealer stick, So I'm covering all the
redness with concealer sticks and I'm trying to blend in
with my fingers and that's not working. So guess what
I did.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
I grabbed a Maxi Pad.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
So a Maxi pad can can't absorb oil and it's
also a blender.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Who knew?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Oh my god, I'm telling you. It came out absolutely perfect.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
So if you're going to travel with concealer stick and
you happen to forget your sponge in a pinch, Maxi pad.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Hey it works in a pinch. Well, thank you, Kelly.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Thanks guys, A man of my own heart. But uh,
the number one thing I've always complained about is my size.
Right six six six six. It's ninety five point one
way v. It is the Mic and Die Show, and
I have a story that can only go in one place,
in one place only. I've just been handed an urgent
and horrifying news story, and I eat all of you
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to stop what you're doing and listen. No, we're going
to somebody very tall and he's got the biggest feet.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
How tall is he?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
He's six ten, he's from Michigan, he's sixteen years old. Whoa,
So he's going to be over seven. I mean he's
you know, two inches short of that now and he's sixteen.
He's he hasn't even hit like when men really grow?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
When do men really grow?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
So I I took well, I took off about sixteen
years old. Is when I went from like my freshman
year of high school. I think it was like five
five to ten really five yeah, five ten, and I'm
by sophomore year, I was six six three wow six yeah,
and then I just went to six four six five
six six, So it was five six inches in one
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summer and then or whatever that math is. Yeah, this
kid'll be over Yeah, he's gonna be over seven. But
we're talking about his feet.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
How big are his feet?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
They have set a Guinness Book World record big.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Can I guess the size?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Or what?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Can I guess the size?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Let me think, let me think.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Hold on, let me rephrase this. Okay. He has set
the Guinness Book a world record for having the largest
hands and feet of any living teenager.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Oh, teenager, teenager, because he's still growing. He's still grown,
and you were still grown. And then now you have
to special order your shoes.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yes, I'm a size fifteen. I have to special order
my shoes. This story is about how much his shoes costeen.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Okay, you're fifteen or sixty six.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I'm gonna say he's already either sixteen or seventeen, size seventeen.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I'll tell you this. His feet are bigger than shacks,
and Shack is a size twenty two. Oh my god,
he is a size twenty three shoe. Whoa and he
has nine point one three inch hands.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
So to give perspective, I'm pretty sure they measure that.
How do they measure that? Measure hands? I don't care.
This isn't a story about hands, the story about feet.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Wow. I really blew that answer, because I mean, if
it's a Guinness World Rocker, why am I saying sixteen
or seventeen?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I've seen those stores. Wow. Most of his shoe shoes
cost fifteen hundred dollars because they all need to be
custom made.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
And then now media attention under Armour Puma, they all
jumped on board and they're gonna help. That's along with
Shaquille O'Neal. Shack was the reason. One of the reasons
I jumped in with Shaq is because Shaq Jack is
one of the most giving people in the world. Like
he literally will see a kid like this and then
go fly to him and sit there and talk to him.
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And so Shaq stepped in is helping him find shoes
because he needs. Eric's newfound shoe options have boosted his confidence,
though he still has joint pain from his size. Oh boy,
do I know that.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
You know that feeling?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I'm I'm four inches shorter, my four inches shorter than him,
sixty six, sixty ten.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
But he's only going to get bigger.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
He's going to get bigger. I'm four inches shorter than
him right now, and I have a lot of pain.
I always feel bad for those kids, like people my size,
because like, once you stop playing sports, what's the point, Like,
what's the point of being this big?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Well, anyone who feels like they're not you know, I'm
doing the quotes, uh normal, especially a kid like that
can feel like why me, why do I stand out?
You just want to be like the other kids. It
could be someone who's extremely short as well. But if
you're any different than what this standard is, then then
you feel a certain type of way. And the fact
that Shack is helping him and like you said, it
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boosts his confidence, and I think that's an amazing thing.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Shack is a very good dude.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
And plus some money that it costs.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
So let me put it out this. I don't know Shack,
so I don't want this could be clipped if something
goes awry in the future. I don't know. Everything I've
always seen about Jack is he's very good with his
money and he's very giving with his money. Yeah, so
good for him.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Good Mike and Diane's second date update on ninety five
point one WayV. Sasha from Ventnor is looking for a
second date update with a guy named Chris.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Good morning, Sasha, how's it going today?
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Good morning, guys, it's good. How are you.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
I'm doing well in dream just wondering about Chris in
your first date.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
What happened?
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Well, First of all, I just want to tell you
guys how much I love your show and I'm really
happy I'm talking to you right now. Yeah. So I'm
calling because I met this guy his name is Chris,
and we went out on a date. We went out
for dinner and it was really nice time. We had
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like a really good time, and then we came back,
like we didn't do anything after that. I came back home.
I had a really big day that day at work
and I was pretty tired, so I honestly, I don't
know if that had to do something with it. And well,
long story short, I come home. We kept texting. He's like,
(09:17):
I read a really good time too, and then I
remember I was just like laying down and I think
I fell asleep, but he kept testing me, oh, like
when are we going to meet? And I saw it
and I was just like, oh okay, Like it was
like one in the morning, I'm not going to text
him back, so I figured I could just text him
the next day. So I texted him the next day
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and he just like didn't respond, And I texted him
again a couple of weeks ago, didn't respond. So I'm
just curious to see what happened, because I thought we
had a really good time and he like seemed really interested,
and I don't know, I don't know if it's a
case of ghosting. I don't know what it is, because that's.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Why I'm calling you.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
It is frustrating. So we'll try to get to the
bottom of this, Sasha. What we'll do is put you
on hold. We'll play a song. We'll try to get
Chris on the phone and find out what happened. Coming
up next to ninety five point one WayV ninety five
point one WayV. It's Mike and Diane with second date update.
A few minutes ago, Sasha told us about her first
date with Chris. Had a nice time. Doesn't think that
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anything went wrong on the date, But you haven't heard
back from him for a couple of weeks, I believe,
So Sasha, let's get right to it.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Let's just call Chris and see what's going on. Here
we go, Hello, Hi, is this Chris?
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Yeah, Hey, Chris.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
It's Mike and Diane from ninety five point one WayV Radio.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
We host a morning radio show. Oh there, he is
over there. Mike. Please don't have nothing.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Hi there, just wonder if you have a few minutes
because we got a call from one of our radio
family members.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Sasha. Does that sound familiar?
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Oh God, yeah, I know, Sasha.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Okay, that's a start, and Sasha was telling us that
you went on a first date.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
She really liked the date.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
She just hasn't heard anything back, and we're just trying
to get some answers. She's frustrated, as you can imagine.
So from your perspective, how was the date and why
have you not been getting back to Sasha? Oh?
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Well, if she's having a radio stage and call me,
that's kind of completely on brand for her.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
On brand.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
Okay, yeah, I mean I know, yeah, and she was
you know, I guess I sort of liked her at
the time, but then all night at the date, she
just kept talking about how she thought she wanted to
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be on a reality TV show. She was just like,
Oh my god, this is like totally my life has
a reality TV show cameras here. I just want to
live that life. Blah blah blah. And I'm just a
simple regular dude. I work a nine to five job.
I like to watch football on Sundays. That is not
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the light for me.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
You don't want to be a reality star, Chris.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
No, I don't want to be the Real house Husband
of of South Jersey.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Well, we have to let you know that Sasha, the
aspiring reality show star has been listening in.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Chris, wait, that's how you haven't texted me because you've thought,
oh my goodness. Okay, So, but.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Before we get into this, I'm just gonna say, Chris,
I get it, Okay, go on, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
That's a lot, Sasha, do you okay?
Speaker 5 (13:01):
If that's what you want? I mean, you know, do
you do your life? But that's that's not really the
scene for me. I'm sorry, Okay.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
I totally get it. You know, you feel free to
like interrupt people when they're talking too much about something.
I was. I talked too much when I'm nervous, and
I was really excited. So I found something that you
looked interested when I was talking about it, so I
mentioned it. I didn't think it was gonna be such
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a big deal. But yeah, totally understand. It's okay, too much,
It's okay. I'm just I'm too much according to your standards.
Maybe I'm just right to somebody else's. I'm perfectly happy
with that.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
If somebody offered you a reality show, would you take
them up on it?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Sasha?
Speaker 4 (13:54):
How much are they're paying?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yes, regardless of.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Shockingly, reality shows don't pay.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Yeah, Shockingly, reality shows don't pay a lot in the beginning.
It's more about the endorsements that they can get.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
That's why they do well.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Yeah, but I wish you the best of luck, Sasha.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I'm not even asking the question I just did. Yeah,
Chris is not christ is not on the second date.
But it was nice of you, Sasha, to take the
initiative to reach out to him, just in case it's
just different people.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
What are you going to do?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
But I think you're both going to find your person.
I can tell yes.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Good luck to you both.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Thank you, guys, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I hope you're having a good Friday.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
It's Mike and Diana on ninety five point one way V.
I can't believe it's just a little over a month
away until the big day, Halloween, and you see more
and more decorations popping up.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Have you guys decorated yet for Halloween?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Describe define decorating? Oh well, if the box, if the
tubs that all the Halloween decorations are in, made it
to the living room counts as decorating, then.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yes, No, that's prepping for decorating. Well, let me know.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
We have those foam gravestones we put out. Okay, just
blow over in the wind and then it's like a
really creepy scene. But I kind of, you know, too
lazy to put it back up.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
All right, well, I would count that as decorations.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
All right, we decorated. Well.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
I passed this house about five minutes away from where
my house is the other day, and it was so creepy. Normally,
Halloween decorations don't phase me because hey, it's fun and
we've seen it all at this point. But this one
they had a series of skeletons on the front lawn.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
And let me tell you.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
This is the biggest decoration, the biggest skeleton, the biggest
of anything I've ever seen on a front lawn.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I have no idea how they got it up. I
don't know how it's staying up.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
I got to actually do another drive by because it's
like a Rancher type type house. It's way taller than
the house. There are two big skeletons. I don't know
where you would buy them, how much they would cost.
And then they have skeletons of other things. They have
a huge skeleton of a dog or a wolf, and
then some other animals.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
And it's again like it did. Do they have these
on Amazon?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
I have no idea like Costco.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
I mean, the biggest things I've ever seen, the biggest
descration are they Oh my goodness, it was just it
was one of those like whoa, let me uh, let
me take another look. So I'm going to do another
drive by try to get an idea of how tall
those skeletons are. But the closest thing that I've seen
to that is there's someone in my sister's neighborhood who
has this big dinosaur skeleton and that's the biggest besides
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these other skeletons we have.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
How many times can I say skeleton, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
As you said it a lot. We have a neighbor
who invites everybody over every Halloween and every single night
they just sit outside and wait for neighbors to walk
by and they because I guess they really like it.
They really like Halloween. It's like basically I thought last
year when we went up that they had done like
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a big like haunted house, like a like a walk through.
Almost No, they just bought a bunch of stuff and
put it out front, oh okay, and just had donuts
out there. I'm like, Oh, this is nice for like neighborhood. Stuff,
But I was I hype my kids up for like
some entertainment value.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Just look at the stuff you bought, just an excuse
to get together.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Yeah, I guess if there was wine, I'll go bring
it well. Happy Halloween a little early, a little over
a month till the big day, and I'll let you
know about those skeletons. Eight new emojis coming soon? How
many will you use? Some I can Diane shall in
ninety five point one way V. The group responsible for
(18:05):
creating new emojis is called the Unicode Standard, and they've
announced eight new ones. They're coming to smartphone soon. So Mike,
I want to know how many you will use?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Okay, I'm in.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Will you use a print?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
I don't see when and where I would use that.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
I don't either unless God forbid we get arrested or
something like. Hey, if I get honey, guess what happens.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah. If I get arrested and I start using fingerprint emojis,
I'm probably probably in worse shape than I thought.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
You should just make that one call. Don't worry about
texting with emojis? Right? How about a purple splat symbol?
I can picture it, but I don't know why I
would use Met fans.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Might use that. Oh, Mets fans for Grimace. It's a
long story. If you don't know, if you're not in
the base, like deep in the baseball right now, it's
it's impossible to explain why Mets fans love Grimace.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
I think that's an odd choice for new emojis because
to me, it's like not something that everyone would use that.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I don't know, whatever, what how about a turnip?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
How about a leafless tree.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
I'm sure some basic girl is going to use that
and be like, look it's time, it's fall. Let's go
pixel apples.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
How about a harp?
Speaker 3 (19:24):
I'm thinking you for either a wedding or maybe a
sad story.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
If I tell you such a story and you send
back the harp, I will be at your house in
thirty seconds to go nineteen ninety nine chair shots from
the WWE. That is the rudest thing you can send back.
It might you might as well send a violin.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I just trying to figure.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Yeah, the violin I think would be better. Yeah, but
welcome us the harp for I did a wedding thing.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
They're just making stuff up.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
I guess who I'm hiring for a wedding. And then
the next message is the harp.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Emoji like uses five emojis?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
And if you're using one of those six or seventh
most use emojis, you were freak. But listen, we're all
using five.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
That's it. That's it.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
And meanwhile, you would not show up at my house.
You would just ghost me. It's not even worth the
time to do that.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
No, no, no, no, use that the harp. I'm coming. Lock
up the doors because I'm coming.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
How about a shovel? Do we need a shovel? I
mean you do a lot? Okay, got it?
Speaker 3 (20:28):
How about the with the official flag of sark An
Island in the English channel?
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Come on, good for good for those seven people, these people.
I gotta you keep going. I gotta how do you
spell that s.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
A r k An Island in the English channel?
Speaker 3 (20:43):
I think these emoji people just sit around a boardroom
and they're like, we're gonna get these people.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
How many people live on that island?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
No?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
I did?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
How take a take a shot in the dark?
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Mm hmm one thousand, five hundred, oh, okay.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Five hundred people?
Speaker 4 (20:58):
They made an.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Emoji for five hundred people, which is five hundred more
than would be using the harp.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
We have so many more things we can make into emojis. Oh,
I like this one.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
The last one emoji coming soon that they must have
based off of me. A face with under eye bags.
Now that's one I can use, thank you.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
That's one that will get used sadly.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Oh well, sadly it will.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
And then they'll be like you should go to bed,
and they'll be like, oh, I can't sleep, and then
they'll be like, well, let me play the harp yeah
on Sark Island for you. How's your day going? And
then that face with under eyebags. I'm using that a lot.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
So if you want to make up an emoji, if
you were on this Unicode Standard group and you want
to make one up, I'll leave.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Us a talk back on the free iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Just tap that microphone on wayv's page and we can
have some fun with This is your direct line to
our studio, Sark.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Five hundred and sixty two people. I'm done, I'm out,
I'm over it already. Let me hold on. Let me
make a look at the calendar. It's ninety five point
one wa wavy. It's Mike and Diane Show. Three weeks,
three weeks, Diane, I'm over school. I'm over making lunches
at night. I'm over fighting over bedtimes. I'm done. I'm out.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Well, you better get back in because you got a
long school year.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I'm out. Oh ut, proud of myself. Skelled is spelling
that word the first time corectly because I had to
think about it. I'm done. I don't want to make
lunches anymore. We have these bento box things for lunch boxes,
so I have to fill them all. Maybe maybe I
(22:41):
didn't go to the store to get the fruit to
put in there, so the lunches have gotten sad. The
last night's lunch I made was was a sad one.
It was half it was you know, their their sandwich
m hmm, a mallowmar bar. You're talking, Yeah, that's great,
(23:01):
handful of m and ms. Now you're talking some pretzels?
Who uh what? What one in that other side?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
It sounds like my lunch.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yeah. The problem is they're in third in kindergarten. Yeah,
I gotta do a little better than that.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
I need some fruit in there, nutritionally balanced.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
I don't remember what the other I put in the
other section, maybe a note for me, like sorry, we
didn't get that for you. Yeah, I'm I'm I'm out.
Fruit is so expensive just and then it just comes
home now wet and moldy and in the thing because
(23:41):
they didn't eat it. Oh okay, yeah, I'm just I'm done.
I'm done. I don't want and they every day I'm like,
can you guys just buy tomorrow? Well, what's the lunch
for tomorrow? What's hot and what's cold? I get what's
the hot and cold lunch? I'm like, it's whatever it's
going to be in your belly because that's what you're
getting because I'm not making lunch today. Figure it out, guys.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Oh well, I don't think that's the truth.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
This is not out, no, no no. But I've started
now making the everybody's lunches while i'm making dinner. Like what, well,
I'm literally like a like a short eared chef at
a waffle house. I don't want to pretend like I'm
a you know, five star restaurant chef, but I got
the dinner over here. On this right hand, I'm making lunches.
(24:25):
On the left hand, I'm making my wife's lunch over there.
At the same time, I'm trying to get everything ready
so that by seven o'clock I might be able to
sit down.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
There you go, just bang it out.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
But three weeks in it's a new record. I am.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
Done.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
And for those of you that are thinking rude thoughts,
my wife's a varsity soccer coach. She doesn't get home
till very late, so I try and take care of
everything around the house so when she gets home we
can actually spend time together. Right, So shut up.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Time management is difficult.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Three weeks, three weeks. What do you think they're going
to get in five weeks? Just the malamar Yeah, I
think they're going to be getting whatever we find some
grass clippings from outside.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Can you bring a malamar in for me please?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
I still owe you a caprice on and I have
not forgotten about that.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Oh, thank you.
Ninety five point one WayV. It's the Mic and Diane Show.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It is a beauty crisis, panic, panic, panic, or is.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
As pulled together as one may be, which we're not,
but some people are. No one is immune to a
beauty crisis every now and again. You know, you gotta
smudge nail, you got some frizzy hair. Stuff happens. What
matters mostly is how.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
You respond when you're under that beauty panic.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
So I'm going to give you a few emergency beauty
hacks that really work, and feel free to add to
the list.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I'm so excited to add my two cents.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
How about if you forget deodorant, You're out and about
and you say, oops, I forgot to put on deodorant,
you can actually freshen up by wiping your underarms with
a damp towel. At You can just take a paper towel,
wipe them down, and then pat some hand sanitizer in
the area. Since the gel's antibacterial, it'll help kill any
bacteria that may linger. So I'm sure you have some
(00:53):
hand sanity you're around.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
We've been there. Yeah, it's still in there for filling
the last five years. Yeah, Yeah, I've been in that
situation before, and I'm sad to tell you I've done it.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
You have with the sanitizer.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeah, by the way, it stings a little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh, I can imagine.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
How about the dry shampoo replacement if you forgot that.
This is for the ladies, Mike, unless you use translucent
face powder.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yes, if you've got that in your.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Mind, Nime skin routina, if you got that in your
makeup bag. It works well on excess grease, So you
can put that on your hair and just make sure
you brush it out.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Let's see. Oh, if you have the updo.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Maybe you've got a wedding or prom and you don't
have a bobby pin.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Again, not relatable to you, Mike.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
You can open up a paper clip and twist it
until it forms the V shape of an open hairpin.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
That makes sense. And finally, the eyebag reliever. This is
the one we can all use.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Put two metal spoons in the freezer, wait a few
minutes until they feel cold and frosty, and then place
them on top of your eyelids, curved side down for
a few minutes. The metallic chill shrinks vessels and shrinks bags.
I've heard that works really well.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Me too, that's so what I do.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, that actually sounds really refreshing.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It's funny.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
You've done it?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
No, yeah, yeah, yes, yes, yeah, I'll just keep going
with it. Yes, sure, every night, every night metal spoons
on the eyes, cucumbers too. Is that actually a thing?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Is that?
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
It is?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
And people like to do it at spas.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I know I've seen it in like every like make
fun of SPA clip. I just don't know if that's
actually something that happens at spas.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
So relaxing, So call us. What is your best emergency
beauty hack? Six oh nine four eight four.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
W A YV.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
It's not a five point one w A YV. It's
the Mike and Diane Show.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Emergency beauty hacks. We all have a beauty crisis every
so often. Kelly from Hamilton, what is your best emergency
beauty hack?
Speaker 5 (02:42):
I just had to do this one.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I got my eyebrows wax and I still had to
go somewhere after.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
They were beat beat red.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
They were covered in oil.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I had nothing to remove the oil with except a
Maxi pad.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I hate when that happens to me. I'm sitting in
my car, I'm trying to You can see me.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
I'm wiping my face a maid.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I would love to be at the red light next
to you, like, what is this woman doing with a
Maxi Pad?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Then it gets worse.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Then I have concealer stick, So I'm covering all the
redness with concealer sticks and I'm trying to blend in
with my fingers and that's not working. So guess what
I did.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
I grabbed a Maxi Pad.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
So a Maxi pad can can't absorb oil and it's
also a blender.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Who knew?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Oh my god, I'm telling you. It came out absolutely perfect.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
So if you're going to travel with concealer stick and
you happen to forget your sponge in a pinch, Maxi pad.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Hey it works in a pinch. Well, thank you, Kelly.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Thanks guys, A man of my own heart. But uh,
the number one thing I've always complained about is my size.
Right six six six six. It's ninety five point one
way v. It is the Mic and Die Show, and
I have a story that can only go in one place,
in one place only. I've just been handed an urgent
and horrifying news story, and I eat all of you
(04:10):
to stop what you're doing and listen. No, we're going
to somebody very tall and he's got the biggest feet.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
How tall is he?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
He's six ten, he's from Michigan, he's sixteen years old. Whoa,
So he's going to be over seven. I mean he's
you know, two inches short of that now and he's sixteen.
He's he hasn't even hit like when men really grow?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
When do men really grow?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
So I I took well, I took off about sixteen
years old. Is when I went from like my freshman
year of high school. I think it was like five
five to ten really five yeah, five ten, and I'm
by sophomore year, I was six six three wow six yeah,
and then I just went to six four six five
six six, So it was five six inches in one
(04:56):
summer and then or whatever that math is. Yeah, this
kid'll be over Yeah, he's gonna be over seven. But
we're talking about his feet.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
How big are his feet?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
They have set a Guinness Book World record big.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Can I guess the size?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Or what?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Can I guess the size?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Let me think, let me think.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Hold on, let me rephrase this. Okay. He has set
the Guinness Book a world record for having the largest
hands and feet of any living teenager.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Oh, teenager, teenager, because he's still growing. He's still grown,
and you were still grown. And then now you have
to special order your shoes.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yes, I'm a size fifteen. I have to special order
my shoes. This story is about how much his shoes costeen.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Okay, you're fifteen or sixty six.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I'm gonna say he's already either sixteen or seventeen, size seventeen.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I'll tell you this. His feet are bigger than shacks,
and Shack is a size twenty two. Oh my god,
he is a size twenty three shoe. Whoa and he
has nine point one three inch hands.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
So to give perspective, I'm pretty sure they measure that.
How do they measure that? Measure hands? I don't care.
This isn't a story about hands, the story about feet.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Wow. I really blew that answer, because I mean, if
it's a Guinness World Rocker, why am I saying sixteen
or seventeen?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I've seen those stores. Wow. Most of his shoe shoes
cost fifteen hundred dollars because they all need to be
custom made.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
And then now media attention under Armour Puma, they all
jumped on board and they're gonna help. That's along with
Shaquille O'Neal. Shack was the reason. One of the reasons
I jumped in with Shaq is because Shaq Jack is
one of the most giving people in the world. Like
he literally will see a kid like this and then
go fly to him and sit there and talk to him.
(06:52):
And so Shaq stepped in is helping him find shoes
because he needs. Eric's newfound shoe options have boosted his confidence,
though he still has joint pain from his size. Oh boy,
do I know that.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
You know that feeling?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I'm I'm four inches shorter, my four inches shorter than him,
sixty six, sixty ten.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
But he's only going to get bigger.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
He's going to get bigger. I'm four inches shorter than
him right now, and I have a lot of pain.
I always feel bad for those kids, like people my size,
because like, once you stop playing sports, what's the point, Like,
what's the point of being this big?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Well, anyone who feels like they're not you know, I'm
doing the quotes, uh normal, especially a kid like that
can feel like why me, why do I stand out?
You just want to be like the other kids. It
could be someone who's extremely short as well. But if
you're any different than what this standard is, then then
you feel a certain type of way. And the fact
that Shack is helping him and like you said, it
(07:49):
boosts his confidence, and I think that's an amazing thing.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Shack is a very good dude.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
And plus some money that it costs.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
So let me put it out this. I don't know Shack,
so I don't want this could be clipped if something
goes awry in the future. I don't know. Everything I've
always seen about Jack is he's very good with his
money and he's very giving with his money. Yeah, so
good for him.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Good Mike and Diane's second date update on ninety five
point one WayV. Sasha from Ventnor is looking for a
second date update with a guy named Chris.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Good morning, Sasha, how's it going today?
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Good morning, guys, it's good. How are you.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
I'm doing well in dream just wondering about Chris in
your first date.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
What happened?
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Well, First of all, I just want to tell you
guys how much I love your show and I'm really
happy I'm talking to you right now. Yeah. So I'm
calling because I met this guy his name is Chris,
and we went out on a date. We went out
for dinner and it was really nice time. We had
(08:54):
like a really good time, and then we came back,
like we didn't do anything after that. I came back home.
I had a really big day that day at work
and I was pretty tired, so I honestly, I don't
know if that had to do something with it. And well,
long story short, I come home. We kept texting. He's like,
(09:17):
I read a really good time too, and then I
remember I was just like laying down and I think
I fell asleep, but he kept testing me, oh, like
when are we going to meet? And I saw it
and I was just like, oh okay, Like it was
like one in the morning, I'm not going to text
him back, so I figured I could just text him
the next day. So I texted him the next day
(09:39):
and he just like didn't respond, And I texted him
again a couple of weeks ago, didn't respond. So I'm
just curious to see what happened, because I thought we
had a really good time and he like seemed really interested,
and I don't know, I don't know if it's a
case of ghosting. I don't know what it is, because that's.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Why I'm calling you.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
It is frustrating. So we'll try to get to the
bottom of this, Sasha. What we'll do is put you
on hold. We'll play a song. We'll try to get
Chris on the phone and find out what happened. Coming
up next to ninety five point one WayV ninety five
point one WayV. It's Mike and Diane with second date update.
A few minutes ago, Sasha told us about her first
date with Chris. Had a nice time. Doesn't think that
(10:25):
anything went wrong on the date, But you haven't heard
back from him for a couple of weeks, I believe,
So Sasha, let's get right to it.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Let's just call Chris and see what's going on. Here
we go, Hello, Hi, is this Chris?
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Yeah, Hey, Chris.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
It's Mike and Diane from ninety five point one WayV Radio.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
We host a morning radio show. Oh there, he is
over there. Mike. Please don't have nothing.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Hi there, just wonder if you have a few minutes
because we got a call from one of our radio
family members.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Sasha. Does that sound familiar?
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Oh God, yeah, I know, Sasha.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Okay, that's a start, and Sasha was telling us that
you went on a first date.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
She really liked the date.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
She just hasn't heard anything back, and we're just trying
to get some answers. She's frustrated, as you can imagine.
So from your perspective, how was the date and why
have you not been getting back to Sasha? Oh?
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Well, if she's having a radio stage and call me,
that's kind of completely on brand for her.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
On brand.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
Okay, yeah, I mean I know, yeah, and she was
you know, I guess I sort of liked her at
the time, but then all night at the date, she
just kept talking about how she thought she wanted to
(11:53):
be on a reality TV show. She was just like,
Oh my god, this is like totally my life has
a reality TV show cameras here. I just want to
live that life. Blah blah blah. And I'm just a
simple regular dude. I work a nine to five job.
I like to watch football on Sundays. That is not
(12:13):
the light for me.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
You don't want to be a reality star, Chris.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
No, I don't want to be the Real house Husband
of of South Jersey.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Well, we have to let you know that Sasha, the
aspiring reality show star has been listening in.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Chris, wait, that's how you haven't texted me because you've thought,
oh my goodness. Okay, So, but.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Before we get into this, I'm just gonna say, Chris,
I get it, Okay, go on, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
That's a lot, Sasha, do you okay?
Speaker 5 (13:01):
If that's what you want? I mean, you know, do
you do your life? But that's that's not really the
scene for me. I'm sorry, Okay.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
I totally get it. You know, you feel free to
like interrupt people when they're talking too much about something.
I was. I talked too much when I'm nervous, and
I was really excited. So I found something that you
looked interested when I was talking about it, so I
mentioned it. I didn't think it was gonna be such
(13:32):
a big deal. But yeah, totally understand. It's okay, too much,
It's okay. I'm just I'm too much according to your standards.
Maybe I'm just right to somebody else's. I'm perfectly happy
with that.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
If somebody offered you a reality show, would you take
them up on it?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Sasha?
Speaker 4 (13:54):
How much are they're paying?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yes, regardless of.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Shockingly, reality shows don't pay.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Yeah, Shockingly, reality shows don't pay a lot in the beginning.
It's more about the endorsements that they can get.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
That's why they do well.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Yeah, but I wish you the best of luck, Sasha.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I'm not even asking the question I just did. Yeah,
Chris is not christ is not on the second date.
But it was nice of you, Sasha, to take the
initiative to reach out to him, just in case it's
just different people.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
What are you going to do?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
But I think you're both going to find your person.
I can tell yes.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Good luck to you both.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Thank you, guys, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I hope you're having a good Friday.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
It's Mike and Diana on ninety five point one way V.
I can't believe it's just a little over a month
away until the big day, Halloween, and you see more
and more decorations popping up.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Have you guys decorated yet for Halloween?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Describe define decorating? Oh well, if the box, if the
tubs that all the Halloween decorations are in, made it
to the living room counts as decorating, then.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yes, No, that's prepping for decorating. Well, let me know.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
We have those foam gravestones we put out. Okay, just
blow over in the wind and then it's like a
really creepy scene. But I kind of, you know, too
lazy to put it back up.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
All right, well, I would count that as decorations.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
All right, we decorated. Well.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
I passed this house about five minutes away from where
my house is the other day, and it was so creepy. Normally,
Halloween decorations don't phase me because hey, it's fun and
we've seen it all at this point. But this one
they had a series of skeletons on the front lawn.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
And let me tell you.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
This is the biggest decoration, the biggest skeleton, the biggest
of anything I've ever seen on a front lawn.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I have no idea how they got it up. I
don't know how it's staying up.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
I got to actually do another drive by because it's
like a Rancher type type house. It's way taller than
the house. There are two big skeletons. I don't know
where you would buy them, how much they would cost.
And then they have skeletons of other things. They have
a huge skeleton of a dog or a wolf, and
then some other animals.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
And it's again like it did. Do they have these
on Amazon?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
I have no idea like Costco.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
I mean, the biggest things I've ever seen, the biggest
descration are they Oh my goodness, it was just it
was one of those like whoa, let me uh, let
me take another look. So I'm going to do another
drive by try to get an idea of how tall
those skeletons are. But the closest thing that I've seen
to that is there's someone in my sister's neighborhood who
has this big dinosaur skeleton and that's the biggest besides
(16:57):
these other skeletons we have.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
How many times can I say skeleton, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
As you said it a lot. We have a neighbor
who invites everybody over every Halloween and every single night
they just sit outside and wait for neighbors to walk
by and they because I guess they really like it.
They really like Halloween. It's like basically I thought last
year when we went up that they had done like
(17:22):
a big like haunted house, like a like a walk through.
Almost No, they just bought a bunch of stuff and
put it out front, oh okay, and just had donuts
out there. I'm like, Oh, this is nice for like neighborhood. Stuff,
But I was I hype my kids up for like
some entertainment value.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Just look at the stuff you bought, just an excuse
to get together.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Yeah, I guess if there was wine, I'll go bring
it well. Happy Halloween a little early, a little over
a month till the big day, and I'll let you
know about those skeletons. Eight new emojis coming soon? How
many will you use? Some I can Diane shall in
ninety five point one way V. The group responsible for
(18:05):
creating new emojis is called the Unicode Standard, and they've
announced eight new ones. They're coming to smartphone soon. So Mike,
I want to know how many you will use?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Okay, I'm in.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Will you use a print?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
I don't see when and where I would use that.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
I don't either unless God forbid we get arrested or
something like. Hey, if I get honey, guess what happens.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah. If I get arrested and I start using fingerprint emojis,
I'm probably probably in worse shape than I thought.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
You should just make that one call. Don't worry about
texting with emojis? Right? How about a purple splat symbol?
I can picture it, but I don't know why I
would use Met fans.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Might use that. Oh, Mets fans for Grimace. It's a
long story. If you don't know, if you're not in
the base, like deep in the baseball right now, it's
it's impossible to explain why Mets fans love Grimace.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
I think that's an odd choice for new emojis because
to me, it's like not something that everyone would use that.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I don't know, whatever, what how about a turnip?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
How about a leafless tree.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
I'm sure some basic girl is going to use that
and be like, look it's time, it's fall. Let's go
pixel apples.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
How about a harp?
Speaker 3 (19:24):
I'm thinking you for either a wedding or maybe a
sad story.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
If I tell you such a story and you send
back the harp, I will be at your house in
thirty seconds to go nineteen ninety nine chair shots from
the WWE. That is the rudest thing you can send back.
It might you might as well send a violin.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I just trying to figure.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Yeah, the violin I think would be better. Yeah, but
welcome us the harp for I did a wedding thing.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
They're just making stuff up.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
I guess who I'm hiring for a wedding. And then
the next message is the harp.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Emoji like uses five emojis?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
And if you're using one of those six or seventh
most use emojis, you were freak. But listen, we're all
using five.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
That's it. That's it.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
And meanwhile, you would not show up at my house.
You would just ghost me. It's not even worth the
time to do that.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
No, no, no, no, use that the harp. I'm coming. Lock
up the doors because I'm coming.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
How about a shovel? Do we need a shovel? I
mean you do a lot? Okay, got it?
Speaker 3 (20:28):
How about the with the official flag of sark An
Island in the English channel?
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Come on, good for good for those seven people, these people.
I gotta you keep going. I gotta how do you
spell that s.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
A r k An Island in the English channel?
Speaker 3 (20:43):
I think these emoji people just sit around a boardroom
and they're like, we're gonna get these people.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
How many people live on that island?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
No?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
I did?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
How take a take a shot in the dark?
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Mm hmm one thousand, five hundred, oh, okay.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Five hundred people?
Speaker 4 (20:58):
They made an.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Emoji for five hundred people, which is five hundred more
than would be using the harp.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
We have so many more things we can make into emojis. Oh,
I like this one.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
The last one emoji coming soon that they must have
based off of me. A face with under eye bags.
Now that's one I can use, thank you.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
That's one that will get used sadly.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Oh well, sadly it will.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
And then they'll be like you should go to bed,
and they'll be like, oh, I can't sleep, and then
they'll be like, well, let me play the harp yeah
on Sark Island for you. How's your day going? And
then that face with under eyebags. I'm using that a lot.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
So if you want to make up an emoji, if
you were on this Unicode Standard group and you want
to make one up, I'll leave.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Us a talk back on the free iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Just tap that microphone on wayv's page and we can
have some fun with This is your direct line to
our studio, Sark.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Five hundred and sixty two people. I'm done, I'm out,
I'm over it already. Let me hold on. Let me
make a look at the calendar. It's ninety five point
one wa wavy. It's Mike and Diane Show. Three weeks,
three weeks, Diane, I'm over school. I'm over making lunches
at night. I'm over fighting over bedtimes. I'm done. I'm out.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Well, you better get back in because you got a
long school year.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I'm out. Oh ut, proud of myself. Skelled is spelling
that word the first time corectly because I had to
think about it. I'm done. I don't want to make
lunches anymore. We have these bento box things for lunch boxes,
so I have to fill them all. Maybe maybe I
(22:41):
didn't go to the store to get the fruit to
put in there, so the lunches have gotten sad. The
last night's lunch I made was was a sad one.
It was half it was you know, their their sandwich
m hmm, a mallowmar bar. You're talking, Yeah, that's great,
(23:01):
handful of m and ms. Now you're talking some pretzels?
Who uh what? What one in that other side?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
It sounds like my lunch.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yeah. The problem is they're in third in kindergarten. Yeah,
I gotta do a little better than that.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
I need some fruit in there, nutritionally balanced.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
I don't remember what the other I put in the
other section, maybe a note for me, like sorry, we
didn't get that for you. Yeah, I'm I'm I'm out.
Fruit is so expensive just and then it just comes
home now wet and moldy and in the thing because
(23:41):
they didn't eat it. Oh okay, yeah, I'm just I'm done.
I'm done. I don't want and they every day I'm like,
can you guys just buy tomorrow? Well, what's the lunch
for tomorrow? What's hot and what's cold? I get what's
the hot and cold lunch? I'm like, it's whatever it's
going to be in your belly because that's what you're
getting because I'm not making lunch today. Figure it out, guys.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Oh well, I don't think that's the truth.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
This is not out, no, no no. But I've started
now making the everybody's lunches while i'm making dinner. Like what, well,
I'm literally like a like a short eared chef at
a waffle house. I don't want to pretend like I'm
a you know, five star restaurant chef, but I got
the dinner over here. On this right hand, I'm making lunches.
(24:25):
On the left hand, I'm making my wife's lunch over there.
At the same time, I'm trying to get everything ready
so that by seven o'clock I might be able to
sit down.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
There you go, just bang it out.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
But three weeks in it's a new record. I am.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
Done.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
And for those of you that are thinking rude thoughts,
my wife's a varsity soccer coach. She doesn't get home
till very late, so I try and take care of
everything around the house so when she gets home we
can actually spend time together. Right, So shut up.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Time management is difficult.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Three weeks, three weeks. What do you think they're going
to get in five weeks? Just the malamar Yeah, I
think they're going to be getting whatever we find some
grass clippings from outside.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Can you bring a malamar in for me please?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
I still owe you a caprice on and I have
not forgotten about that.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Oh, thank you.
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