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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's ninety five point one WayV. It's the Mike and
Diane Show. And I like to teach everybody things. So
with this just ending the Olympics, I feel like I
have to tell you about the most unhinged thing that's
ever happened in the Olympics. And no, I'm not talking
about Raygun and the breakdancing this year.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
That was entertaining.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
That was entertaining, but it is nothing compared to the
nineteen oh four Olympic Marathon at Saint Louis. You know,
the marathon is like the Olympics, right, that is the
like if you were to say, what is the one
competition that sums up the history of the Olympics the most,
it's the marathon. Yes, it's why it's the last event,
It's why it ends where it ends, and when it ends,
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it always ends in the main stadium, and it is
the final event of every Olympics. Right. So the guy
crossed the finish line and that is it. But in
nineteen oh four, this was quite the event. Forty athletes
entered the marathon and Saint Louis in nineteen oh four,
fourteen of them.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Finished fourteen out of forty.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Nineteen out of forty finished. What happened here we go?
Buckle up, because as soon as you think this break
is over, it's not. Jan and Lenn. They were students
from South Africa. They had to run the thing barefoot.
They came in twelfth and ninth. They weren't even a
part of the race. They just did it for fun.
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Len would have actually finished better, but he was chased
a mile off the course by a bunch of aggressive dogs.
Oh wow, so he had to run an extra mile,
actually two, I guess run a mile that way, run
a mile back to get back. Felix was from Cuba.
He was a mailman and he lost all of his
money in a riverboat casino to night before the race.
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He came in for a thing. He came in fourth.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Place, lost all of his money.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Well, he would have actually done better, Diane. Old Felix
would have done better had he not eaten some rotten
apples and he took a little recovery recovery nap on
the side of the road for one hour. Wild He
took a nap on the side of the road for
an hour, came in the fourth, second place. Let's talk
about old Tommy Hicks. This is the guy that came
in second. Okay, he was physically dragged over the line
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by his trainers. They refused to give him water. Oh
do you know what they did give him? What a
mixture of brandy and rat poison?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Oh geez, what is going on?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Doping wasn't illegal yet?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
This is wild.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Let's get to the winner.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Thank goodness. There was no social media back then.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I kind of wish there was. Fred Lawres. Fred Laws
was your winner of the nineteen oh four Olympic marathon
in Saint Louis.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeayfred.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
He was quickly disqualified when it was discovered that he
did most of the race by carright, how.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Could you so?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Our winner was Thomas Hicks, the rat poison and brandy
man himself, who was physically dragged and did not run
across the finish line.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
At least he didn't drive, though. I gotta give him that. Jeez.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Do you think this is over? It isn't. Oh two
weeks later, the Russian runners showed up. Two weeks later
because they were still using the Julian calendar and they
had the dates wrong.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Oh hate when that happens when I used that What
is it?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Julian calendar, Julian calendar.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, the nineteen oh four Olympic Marathon in Saint louis
the most unhinged thing that has ever happened in Olympic history.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
That is nuts.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Congratulations to Thomas Hicks and his gold medal and his family.
I'm not sure he survived much longer.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
After this, the poor thing.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I don't think any of this is going to happen
in the Summer Olympics twenty twenty eight in La No,
but hope, hopefully.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
We get break dancing back, because that was electric.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I love my dog, or as I call her dog
to Hazel, but I'm not buying this for her.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I'm sorry, Hazel, We're Mike and Diane.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
On ninety five point one way V Dulce and Gabana
launched designer perfume for dogs.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I want to be in these meetings where these people
are like, let's just sell the most ridiculous crapever Well.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
It was inspired by Domenico Dulce's unconditional love for his
loyal dog, fay Fe, so he wanted to create a
perfume and you know people are gonna buy it. It's
Dulce and Gabana, and think about how big the pet
industry is. So they wanted to get into this enormous
industry with a designer brand.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah, but they also said, what's the stupidest thing we
can come up with?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Uh huh, Yeah they.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Did, And this scent includes warm notes of musk, sandalwood,
and yang yang yi lang yeh ye lang. It's y
l a g y l ang. I had to google it. Yeah,
it sounds lovely. It's supposed to relieve anxiety, and it
has an embracing fragrance. Yeah yeah, yeah, it's a flower.
(05:07):
Actually it can be used to make essential oil. So anyway,
I learned something new. The perfume bottle has a twenty
four carra gold plated paw on the bottle. How cute,
and customers are offered an exclusive DULCEA and Gabona dog
collar with the tag as well.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Again, people are going to buy.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
This, They will buy it. Yeah, absolutely, Fefe.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I have to make sure I say right. Ffe sells
for just under one hundred and ten dollars a bottle,
and it's available online. If you get a chance, get
to break at work and you need a smile, just
google the YouTube video for this commercial for fa Fe
because it has the dogs, and they're saying, I am confident.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I am loved, just like a regular designer perfume.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
You know those ridiculous commercials with humans, It's the same
thing with the dogs.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
So you know, Christmas is not that far off.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I'm sorry to remind you, but you may want to
think about fay Fey might say it with me.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Fay Fee absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Come on one time.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Okay, I hate it even more.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Now, good morning, It's Mike and Diane on ninety five
pointy one WayV And what would you think. You get
a card in the mail and it says you are
not invited to our wedding. Yeah, bride and groom to
be have gone viral after sending you are not invited
cards to friends and family who didn't make the cut
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on their wedding guest list. So of course a family
member went on Reddit's wedding shaming forum, as people like
to do, and they were explaining the whole situation that
they're having a small wedding at a location five hours
away from where most people live in their lives, so
they've chosen to keep the guest list small due to
their tight budget. And I know a lot of people
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who have.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Kept their wedding small never gotten a.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Card like this. I just figured out myself eventually. Oh
all right, I'm not invited, but to actually send a card.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
All right, that's no wonder why you know what? Ah,
I'm not sending a gift, that's one hundred percent. But
I'm also gonna go, ah five hours away. I'm glad
I don't have to go, but you know what, it
would have been nice to get away with my wife.
I guess it's different in my world because I have
young kids. So it's like, oh, you can get away.
We can get away for a weekend, I guess.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
And you could just get away on your own too.
You don't have to go to the wedding.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah, but this is an excuse me. This is a reason.
Otherwise it's like do we need to do we do
we want to? Blah blah. What do you get it now?
I'm cut. Would you rather be told like, hey, we
thought about you, but like we're just not inviting that
many people, or would you rather find out on your own?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I would rather not be told. I understand, I would understand.
I wouldn't be insulted. I've had family members cousins that
I was not invited to the wedding because we have
a lot of cousins and it was just a matter
of cutting the guest list.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah, it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Bother me and I would find out eventually. But to
be told you're not invited, that's a little odd to me.
And that's why it went viral because most people don't
do it. So just curious what everybody thinks. Leave us
a message on the free iHeartRadio app just search WayV,
tap that red microphone and say, hey, Mike and Diane,
I would like to get this card or what are
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they thinking?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
You know, let us know what you think on that,
or of course give us a call.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
It's Mike and Diane on ninety five point one WayV.
Just wondering how you would feel if you get a
card in the mail that says you're not invited to
our wedding.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Hey, it happened and that has gone viral. Want to
check in with Daisy from EHT Daisy, what would you
think or feel if you got a no invite card?
Speaker 4 (08:42):
I mean, honestly, I've been to so many weddings and
it's so expensive to just go there. Usually you have
to travel, sometimes you have to buy a dress, even
like if you're in the bridal party whatever, that I
would be elated. I'd be like, great, I love it,
thank you, I don't have to waste my time. I'll
send you a card.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
You would not be offended at all. You would be relieved.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
We are the we are the complete opposites.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
I think I love that angle on it. Though I
deep down would be relieved. I'd just more be thinking,
why you have to send this. You're looking for a gift.
That's what a lot of people say on the internet,
and that's but yet I would be relieved at the
same time probably.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Oh yeah, yeah. Let me be very very very clear
when I say this, You're not getting a gift.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Oh no, no, gift. No no, Now, Daisy said card.
She didn't say gift.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
No, you're not getting a gift. I was more talking about, like,
I don't want to really go to a wedding if
it's local, if I have to get a hotel, I'm
kind of in. But like a it's a I need.
I need time away from my kids.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Okay, well you didn't make the cut for the wedding list,
but I'm thinking, why do you have to tell people
just don't invite them. Guess what they'll find out on
their own, and if they're good friends to you, they'll
understand that you had you're having a small wedding.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I got. I'm married in my living room. Who cares?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Ah, But I like that angle on that Thank you, daisy,
Thank you? Are you decorating your refrigerator? And I'm not
talking about magnets or the kid's art on the front.
See if you're into this or Mike and Diana on
ninety five point one WayV.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
The answer is no. Well, I don't even know what
you're gonna say, but the answer is no.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
It's TikTok's latest home trend.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Mike, no fridge scaping, No focusing on the inside of
the fridge for decor.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Forget about the outside that is so yesterday. The inside.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Now people have been making the place where they keep
their food into something esthetically pleasing. Groceries now share a
home with items such as flowers, framed photos, or I
cream as decor.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
No, put my I cream right next to my chicken?
Why not?
Speaker 5 (10:51):
No?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
The trend is picking up popularity on TikTok, but this
phrase first popped up in twenty eleven in a blog
post by a design consultant, fridge scaping. But it looked
more like restocking books or videos where it's just organized.
You know, everybody did that when in the beginning of
the pandemic when you could see their background on zoom
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and you could see that, oh, look, all their books
are just perfectly lined up. That's more like what fridge
scaping was back in twenty eleven. Now people are actually
putting the core into the fridge and then of course
posting TikTok and Instagram.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I feel like in my old age, we're stuck in
like twenty eleven, like me. And when we got this
new fridge and we redid the kitchen, like we bought
all these plastic containers that fit nicely.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
The tupperware or the next thing, but the.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Nice tupperware, not like the clup Club clup Club tupperware,
like stuff that like you put your root in, you
put this in.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
So we looked very organized for a week and a
half while we did that, and now it looks like,
you know, a regular refrigerator with two kids again. But
we're we feel like we're organized. But if you think
that I'm about to put a plant. I picture like
a plant and a lamp in there, and I won't
do it.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I won't do it a picture forget it.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
No, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I mean, that's trying a little too hard.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
But listen, if you're making a great living on social
media and this is what people want to see, that's fine.
But at my house, no, it's you open that thing
and you're like, whoo yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Let me dig past the two week old chicken. Tends
to get back to the three week old Chinese food
that I'm gonna have for dinner.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
That's what my refrigerid.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Actually, I'm with you, but hey, if you want to
try it, fridge scaping, it is the latest trend.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
But darn it, our carrots they look cool in that container.
It is ninety five point one Way vs. Mike and
Diane Show, and we are caffeined up. We got it
all in us. We're ready to go Tuesday morning. And
what we didn't talk about was on Monday morning yesterday,
I had to bring two numb skulls in here. I
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had to bring an eight and a five year old
with me because it's it's that time of the year.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I thought you would say two angels with you.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
They were I mean, to be fair, they were angels.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Yes, they were good.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
They were very good. They always are good. I mean,
I know I talk a lot of smack about my kids,
but listen, y'all don't want to hear about the good stuff.
Y'all want to hear about the bad stuff. And that's
what I bring you, all the bad stuff. But because
my wife coaches soccer and and that season just started,
we're kind of in a transition phase of like finding
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people to watch them in the mornings, So there will
be I'm just gonna warn you, Diane, that was not
the last time you will see them until the school starts.
They might be here once a week just because they
gotta come, but that means an early wake up call
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for them. Yes, And they are up and at them
in the car ride down here, and they're up and
at them while they're here, the car ride home and
the rest of the day. My land and my eight
year old son looked at me and goes, so, when
you beg us to go to bed because you have
to go to bed, you're not lying, huh like not lying?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
You really are tired, dad, And you get up.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yes, it's like you do this every day. I'm like,
every day, Bud, every day. I've never felt more vindicated
in my entire life than when my son looked at
me and goes, I get it. Now, we will go
to bed better. We will go to bed.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Wow, that's a great effect.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Then it was great noon. That was at noon. They
did not go to bed better.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Oh they didn't because they probably slept most of the
day and nast they did the whole ride home both
and I was thinking that that yesterday that they must
crash the whole way home.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
They crashed, and then and then they went to the
beach and so they and the problem was when they
got home they were so tied that they weren't tired.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Gotcha.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I don't know how it works, but it's a cruel
joke that God plays on us as parents, that when
a kid is so unbelievably tired, they become untired again
and chaotic. And that that was my day yesterday. But
I just want to let you know that my son
has seen the light. My daughter has not, but my
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son has seen the light. He understands what I'm like,
I need I'm begging you. I need to go to bed.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
That's when you know, yes, well it was nice to
have them, and they they're welcome anytime.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Oh, they'll be here. Okay, we got no other choice. Well,
the Olympics just finished up, and all the news is
coming out about some of the stupid little rules and
ways to make things count that you have to do
at the Olympics. And there's only one place for this
to go. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying
news story and I need all of you to stop
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what you're doing. And no, we live in twenty twenty four,
but it seems like the Olympics live in nineteen ninety seven.
You always see. By the way, this is kind of
along this lines. Michael Phelps like owns no Olympic world
records anymore. Like that's crazy to me.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I forgot about that.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Yeah, he owns like no world records, which is telling me.
But maybe humans are progressing a little too fast. Yeah
that if the greatest Olympic swimmer of all time owns
no world records anymore, maybe we're getting too good at swimming.
But I bring up swimming in world records because at
the Olympics, if you break a world record, they're not
just like high five, we're gonna put you in the book.
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You have to take a piece of paper certified and
fax it what and you have to fax that piece
of paper to the World Aquatics.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Faxing of paper to the World Aquatics. I don't even
think we fax around here anymore. We were, like, I thought,
the last people to use a fax machine. Maybe we do,
I don't know, but that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
No, once we got taken over, I think the first
thing was like, you're not getting to facts anymore.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Heart.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Yeah, no, no, we're We're very appreciative of that.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
That's I'm really surprised to hear that.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yeah, there are other weird rules. Swimmers aren't the only
Olympians with weird rules. Boxers need to be clean shaven.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
I guess it's so that you can't like grow a
big bushy beard in it. It qualifies as padding.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Oh okay, or they could they could pull on the beard.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Too, Yeah, uh well not in boxing.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
They can't. Oh you can't with a boxing glove.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Yeah, it's a it's an oven mitt all right, Diane.
Dian's never seen that open fish.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
It was just the regular fist. Maybe I've seen that
kind of fighting. That's what I was thinking. Okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Next, gymnasts can't wear bright colored nail polish.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Oh okay, interesting.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
I don't. I got nothing for that. I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I don't know why either.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Maybe it's distracting to the judges.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
It's got to be it.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
And BMX riders have to tuck their shirts in. You
live in a society, you will look like a gentleman.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Wow, okay, nothing.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Worse than making them them them facts.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
You learn something new every day. I honestly did not
know these things.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
I'm trying to fit. I'm actually sorry. I'm doing a
thing where I'm scanning the rest of the article now
to figure it out if there's explanations for any of these.
Gymnast forbidden from wearing vibrant out polish, no, no, no.
Wrestlers must carry handkerchiefs. The wrestlers must carry handkerchiefs for
blood and and we all remember when we were kids
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and we played soccer, the old cleat check. Yeah, well
they do it in water polo, but with their toenails.
What you have to have your toenails checked to prevent scratching.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Oh my goodness, I'm getting an image of I think
it was dumb and dumber Jim Carrey's toenails. Yeah, no,
they had to get the sander out.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Can't do that.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Not in the Olympics. I can understand that those things
are like weapons.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Wow, all right, all right, well, thank you for that information.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Now I cannot wait for the what do we have
four years to wait for the next Summer Olympics?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Look at your toenails? Are they water polo efficient?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Oh? Don't ask about mine.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
My Instagram algorithm is it? It's sending me down a
path Diane. Oh, it's ninety five point one WayV. First
of all, I am famous in my friend group for
having the worst Instagram algorithm in the history of Instagram algorithms.
But lately it has been sending me down a ray
gun algorithm.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Rabbit hole ray gun.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
That's that's the breakdancer at the Olympics that we.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Were talking about.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
That is the breakdancer at the Olympics. I who put
on one of the worst performances in the history of
the Olympics. And I know we joke about that and
we're like, well, there's no Olympians. Let me tell you something, Diane,
get rid of this music. Something a little more sinister
may have been at a foot really to get her
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into the Olympics. She scored zero a zero at the
Olympics for her now megaviral break dancing, which I if
you are online at all, and I don't blame people
who aren't, but if you are online at all, you
know exactly who I'm talking about, the one that the
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people post are doing it and go. This is a
dog when I find a nice pile of pooh in
the backyard. This is a child when they say can
I sleep with you tonight? This is ray Gun. She's
from Australia. She scored the worst and she is the
defining moment of the Olympics. There is three defining moments
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of the Olympics. I think she reigns supreme right, it
is her. It is the Turkish guy that just has
his hand in a pocket in the shooting competition and
just that's a good one too, because everybody else has
like these crazy goggles on, like target things, and he's
just up there eyeing it up. He took silver, like
just he looks like your fifty year old uncle, like
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just up there fire. He's great. And the third, third
one is the French pole vaulter. Uh do you know
about that one?
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Done? Now?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
What happened there?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
I don't. I don't know if I'm allowed to say
you don't, but I'll give you a hint. Most women
this is this is what they hear when they see him. Oh,
gona look him up now, I'll fair warning, Diane. It's
not because of how good he looks in the face.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Oh okay, I got it.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Yeah he lost the pole vault.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Well that I'm still gonna look it up.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Yeah, he lost the pole vault because something got in
the way. Just that's why he.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Lost the pole. What a wild Olympic Back to Ray Gun.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Yes, so obviously there's no like official international breakdancing corporation
that like helps decide what who gets to go to
the Olympics. Right, so the Olympic committee kind of based
kind of needed help and the Australian group that helped them.
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It might be run by Ray Gun. I'm just gonna
they might be run by her.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Might be run by her.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Probably run by her and her husband was the judge.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Ah okay, now it's all coming together.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Do you know who the Australian breakdancing coach was? Ray
Gun's husband. Yeah, it feels dirty.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
It doesn't, and it's supposed to be the elite of
the elite competing at the Olympics.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Yep. So is this a couple tiktoks and Instagram algorithm
pushing me to believe what people say on the internet.
There's a lot of smoke on this fire. There's a
lot of smoke.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
I mean, it would make sense.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Listen, listen. She's going to be the number one Halloween costume.
I know, we talked about Travis.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
And Grabson Taylor I think will be number.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
One, but last year, this year it's ray Gun. All right,
Now I'm going as a French.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Poll Vaulter, Well, good for your wife.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
No, it's Halloween for a reason.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Diane, Mike and Diane's second date update on ninety five
point one way v. Eric from Northfield is looking for
a second date with a woman named Clara.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Good morning, Eric, how you doing today?
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Good morning, I'm doing all right? How are you doing?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Okay? Just really curious, so please tell us about your
first date with Clara.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
Well, yeah, it's a pretty typical date. Nothing really out
the ordinary, except for at the end she was just
a huge rush to get out, and I don't know
what I did wrong or what happened or well, I
just want to try to figure out what I did wrong.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Honestly, that was only at the end. It sounds like
the beginning of the date, middle of the date. Everything
else seemed at a normal pace.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Yeah, but then she has got like real, real interested
in get me out of there.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Oh god, I hope she did. Now this is TM
I go ahead. I hope she didn't feel like she
was gonna have diarrhea. I don't know what about you
know what what it's.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Never tm I okay, that one was really close to
TMI though it is.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
I'm just trying to think why you would have to
rush out of somewhere. Yeah, well, I guess we'll find out.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Her husband was there.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Oh god, I think the diarrhea might be worse.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I'm not sure. I got to let me think about
that one.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yeah, that's one.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
That's pretty bad. But what we will do, Eric is
put you on hold.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
We'll play a song and try to get Clara on
the phone, see if she's doing okay medically and what's
going on. As coming up next to ninety five point
one w A y V ninety five point one w
a y V. It's Mike and Diane was second date update.
A few minutes ago, Eric told us about his first
date with Clara, and Eric said that the date started.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Well, but even the middle of it went well.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
But at the end of the date, she just kind
of ran out of there quickly.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
Eric, Yeah, she was just out.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Oh that's weird. We definitely need to get some answers
on this one. Let's do it. She'll pick up. Hello, Hi,
is this Clara.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Yes, this is Clara.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
It is Mike and Diane from ninety five point one
WayV Radio.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
We host a morning show. There's Mike.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Hello, Hi.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
I know a little strange, but we were wondering if
you had a few minutes because we got a call
from one of our radio family members by the name
of Eric.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
And I'm sure you hopefully you remember Eric because he
said he went on a date with you.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
And yes, okay, good.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
I'm glad. Well.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Eric was saying that during the date he really enjoyed it,
and you know, it was going well, and then you
just kind of ran out of there with no explanation.
He hasn't heard from you, as you can imagine, that
would be frustrating when a date was going well, so
on his behalf. We're just trying to get some answers
and find out why. And I know again I'm going
(26:30):
to bring up the TMI again.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
You didn't no, no, no, how diarrhea did you have?
Is that why you were?
Speaker 3 (26:39):
We were thinking maybe you ran out because either diarrhea or.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
How about your tummy hurt?
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Tummy hurt? Yes, what happened?
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Well, honestly I should probably come clean.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Oh god, here we got diarrhetas.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I'm not saying it.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
No, no, I don't know why. Uh, I don't know
why I didn't tell him. But so we were, you know,
at a restaurant for brunch, and my dad actually was there.
I know that sounds weird. Okay, let me explain. I
(27:17):
have been lying to my dad for months about having
a boyfriend. So basically I've been like catfishing my dad.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Oh okay, oh why why? Like, was he on your
back or about it?
Speaker 4 (27:29):
Yes, he's just always like asking me when I'm gonna
get married, and it's so annoying. And so I just
made up a boyfriend. And then I saw that he
was there, and I was like, well, I guess I
have to pretend like this is my boyfriend, and I
was just like dodging my dad. I was trying to
kind of like hide from him, and I don't think
he saw me. But that's why I was just running
(27:49):
out at the end.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Oh, because then you would have to explain that this
is a first date with Eric, where you've been telling
your dad for a little while, Yeah, I have a boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Oh, I see, exactly can't cover that.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
One of that makes no sense and the most sense
all the same thing.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Totally. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Well, if you like Eric, though, you're gonna have you
would have to come clean to to your dad at
some point, and it's hard to find a good guy.
But I guess just in that moment, you just kind of, uh,
just what do you what do they call that fear
and flight?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Fight or flight?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (28:27):
That, Yeah, my dad's kind of a lot, so I
didn't really want to scare him away.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Married time.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
If we kept stating, yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Well, we have to let you know that now that
you've cleared this up, that your dad's a lot, we
have to tell you that Eric has been listening in Eric.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Does this make sense now?
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Yeah, I mean as much as it could.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
I guess.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
But that's at least reassuring that wasn't something I did wrong.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
She couldn't call you. She could, she you didn't. She
didn't call you, So it might have been something he did.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yeah, it could have been.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
I I was just embarrassed, to be honest, and I
was just like, well, I guess I'm never seeing that
guy again because I asked it so weird at the end.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
I can see where that would be embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
So you're definitely a flight. Yeah. You were like you're
fight or flight with your dad there, and you were
like flight and you're like, well, I guess I'll just
never see him again flying flight.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
It's a lot of pressure when you get the family questions,
when are you going to do this?
Speaker 2 (29:35):
When are you going to do that?
Speaker 3 (29:36):
So the rest of the dates sounded great, So I'm
going to ask I'm going to ask a question, Actually,
would you want a second date with Eric? Obviously, if
you haven't done so yet, you've you've got to come
clean with your dad. And if Eric agreed, because it
really would be up to him, would you want to
do over and do things right this time?
Speaker 4 (29:57):
Yeah? I think so if he's if he's up for it.
I just figured he thought it was weird, so I
just never called.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
Well, I mean I'm down, awesome.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Yeah, okay, let's do it. Let's do it, and then
you will be completely honest with your dad. You're not
gonna be like half honest.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
No, no, no, you broke up.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Oh okay, broke up with the other boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Okay, all right, because he's so much better.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Yeah, yeah, he treats he treats you, or you know what,
maybe you could be completely honest.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Dad. You put a lot of pressure on me.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
No, don't do that. Okay, Clara, we got the plan.
You broke up. He was a bad guy. He was
cheating on you or something, and Eric swooped you up
night and shining armor and we'll see where and he's
automatically a win for your dad. I guess it done, Diane.
Nothing you've said so far in the last ten minutes
has been successful. You talk about diarrhea and being honest,
(30:57):
we'll do that.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
He changed my mind because parents, I choose my battle,
So you know, I go with Mike's plan.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
That's easier.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
All right, Best of luck on your second date.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Thank you so much.
It's ninety five point one WayV. It's the Mike and
Diane Show. And I like to teach everybody things. So
with this just ending the Olympics, I feel like I
have to tell you about the most unhinged thing that's
ever happened in the Olympics. And no, I'm not talking
about Raygun and the breakdancing this year.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
That was entertaining.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
That was entertaining, but it is nothing compared to the
nineteen oh four Olympic Marathon at Saint Louis. You know,
the marathon is like the Olympics, right, that is the
like if you were to say, what is the one
competition that sums up the history of the Olympics the most,
it's the marathon. Yes, it's why it's the last event,
It's why it ends where it ends, and when it ends,
(00:45):
it always ends in the main stadium, and it is
the final event of every Olympics. Right. So the guy
crossed the finish line and that is it. But in
nineteen oh four, this was quite the event. Forty athletes
entered the marathon and Saint Louis in nineteen oh four,
fourteen of them.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Finished fourteen out of forty.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Nineteen out of forty finished. What happened here we go?
Buckle up, because as soon as you think this break
is over, it's not. Jan and Lenn. They were students
from South Africa. They had to run the thing barefoot.
They came in twelfth and ninth. They weren't even a
part of the race. They just did it for fun.
(01:31):
Len would have actually finished better, but he was chased
a mile off the course by a bunch of aggressive dogs.
Oh wow, so he had to run an extra mile,
actually two, I guess run a mile that way, run
a mile back to get back. Felix was from Cuba.
He was a mailman and he lost all of his
money in a riverboat casino to night before the race.
(01:53):
He came in for a thing. He came in fourth.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Place, lost all of his money.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Well, he would have actually done better, Diane. Old Felix
would have done better had he not eaten some rotten
apples and he took a little recovery recovery nap on
the side of the road for one hour. Wild He
took a nap on the side of the road for
an hour, came in the fourth, second place. Let's talk
about old Tommy Hicks. This is the guy that came
in second. Okay, he was physically dragged over the line
(02:21):
by his trainers. They refused to give him water. Oh
do you know what they did give him? What a
mixture of brandy and rat poison?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Oh geez, what is going on?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Doping wasn't illegal yet?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
This is wild.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Let's get to the winner.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Thank goodness. There was no social media back then.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I kind of wish there was. Fred Lawres. Fred Laws
was your winner of the nineteen oh four Olympic marathon
in Saint Louis.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeayfred.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
He was quickly disqualified when it was discovered that he
did most of the race by carright, how.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Could you so?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Our winner was Thomas Hicks, the rat poison and brandy
man himself, who was physically dragged and did not run
across the finish line.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
At least he didn't drive, though. I gotta give him that. Jeez.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Do you think this is over? It isn't. Oh two
weeks later, the Russian runners showed up. Two weeks later
because they were still using the Julian calendar and they
had the dates wrong.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Oh hate when that happens when I used that What
is it?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Julian calendar, Julian calendar.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, the nineteen oh four Olympic Marathon in Saint louis
the most unhinged thing that has ever happened in Olympic history.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
That is nuts.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Congratulations to Thomas Hicks and his gold medal and his family.
I'm not sure he survived much longer.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
After this, the poor thing.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I don't think any of this is going to happen
in the Summer Olympics twenty twenty eight in La No,
but hope, hopefully.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
We get break dancing back, because that was electric.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I love my dog, or as I call her dog
to Hazel, but I'm not buying this for her.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I'm sorry, Hazel, We're Mike and Diane.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
On ninety five point one way V Dulce and Gabana
launched designer perfume for dogs.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I want to be in these meetings where these people
are like, let's just sell the most ridiculous crapever Well.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
It was inspired by Domenico Dulce's unconditional love for his
loyal dog, fay Fe, so he wanted to create a
perfume and you know people are gonna buy it. It's
Dulce and Gabana, and think about how big the pet
industry is. So they wanted to get into this enormous
industry with a designer brand.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah, but they also said, what's the stupidest thing we
can come up with?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Uh huh, Yeah they.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Did, And this scent includes warm notes of musk, sandalwood,
and yang yang yi lang yeh ye lang. It's y
l a g y l ang. I had to google it. Yeah,
it sounds lovely. It's supposed to relieve anxiety, and it
has an embracing fragrance. Yeah yeah, yeah, it's a flower.
(05:07):
Actually it can be used to make essential oil. So anyway,
I learned something new. The perfume bottle has a twenty
four carra gold plated paw on the bottle. How cute,
and customers are offered an exclusive DULCEA and Gabona dog
collar with the tag as well.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Again, people are going to buy.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
This, They will buy it. Yeah, absolutely, Fefe.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I have to make sure I say right. Ffe sells
for just under one hundred and ten dollars a bottle,
and it's available online. If you get a chance, get
to break at work and you need a smile, just
google the YouTube video for this commercial for fa Fe
because it has the dogs, and they're saying, I am confident.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I am loved, just like a regular designer perfume.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
You know those ridiculous commercials with humans, It's the same
thing with the dogs.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
So you know, Christmas is not that far off.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I'm sorry to remind you, but you may want to
think about fay Fey might say it with me.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Fay Fee absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Come on one time.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Okay, I hate it even more.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Now, good morning, It's Mike and Diane on ninety five
pointy one WayV And what would you think. You get
a card in the mail and it says you are
not invited to our wedding. Yeah, bride and groom to
be have gone viral after sending you are not invited
cards to friends and family who didn't make the cut
(06:27):
on their wedding guest list. So of course a family
member went on Reddit's wedding shaming forum, as people like
to do, and they were explaining the whole situation that
they're having a small wedding at a location five hours
away from where most people live in their lives, so
they've chosen to keep the guest list small due to
their tight budget. And I know a lot of people
(06:49):
who have.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Kept their wedding small never gotten a.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Card like this. I just figured out myself eventually. Oh
all right, I'm not invited, but to actually send a card.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
All right, that's no wonder why you know what? Ah,
I'm not sending a gift, that's one hundred percent. But
I'm also gonna go, ah five hours away. I'm glad
I don't have to go, but you know what, it
would have been nice to get away with my wife.
I guess it's different in my world because I have
young kids. So it's like, oh, you can get away.
We can get away for a weekend, I guess.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
And you could just get away on your own too.
You don't have to go to the wedding.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah, but this is an excuse me. This is a reason.
Otherwise it's like do we need to do we do
we want to? Blah blah. What do you get it now?
I'm cut. Would you rather be told like, hey, we
thought about you, but like we're just not inviting that
many people, or would you rather find out on your own?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I would rather not be told. I understand, I would understand.
I wouldn't be insulted. I've had family members cousins that
I was not invited to the wedding because we have
a lot of cousins and it was just a matter
of cutting the guest list.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah, it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Bother me and I would find out eventually. But to
be told you're not invited, that's a little odd to me.
And that's why it went viral because most people don't
do it. So just curious what everybody thinks. Leave us
a message on the free iHeartRadio app just search WayV,
tap that red microphone and say, hey, Mike and Diane,
I would like to get this card or what are
(08:18):
they thinking?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
You know, let us know what you think on that,
or of course give us a call.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
It's Mike and Diane on ninety five point one WayV.
Just wondering how you would feel if you get a
card in the mail that says you're not invited to
our wedding.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Hey, it happened and that has gone viral. Want to
check in with Daisy from EHT Daisy, what would you
think or feel if you got a no invite card?
Speaker 4 (08:42):
I mean, honestly, I've been to so many weddings and
it's so expensive to just go there. Usually you have
to travel, sometimes you have to buy a dress, even
like if you're in the bridal party whatever, that I
would be elated. I'd be like, great, I love it,
thank you, I don't have to waste my time. I'll
send you a card.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
You would not be offended at all. You would be relieved.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
We are the we are the complete opposites.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
I think I love that angle on it. Though I
deep down would be relieved. I'd just more be thinking,
why you have to send this. You're looking for a gift.
That's what a lot of people say on the internet,
and that's but yet I would be relieved at the
same time probably.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Oh yeah, yeah. Let me be very very very clear
when I say this, You're not getting a gift.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Oh no, no, gift. No no, Now, Daisy said card.
She didn't say gift.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
No, you're not getting a gift. I was more talking about, like,
I don't want to really go to a wedding if
it's local, if I have to get a hotel, I'm
kind of in. But like a it's a I need.
I need time away from my kids.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Okay, well you didn't make the cut for the wedding list,
but I'm thinking, why do you have to tell people
just don't invite them. Guess what they'll find out on
their own, and if they're good friends to you, they'll
understand that you had you're having a small wedding.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I got. I'm married in my living room. Who cares?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Ah, But I like that angle on that Thank you, daisy,
Thank you? Are you decorating your refrigerator? And I'm not
talking about magnets or the kid's art on the front.
See if you're into this or Mike and Diana on
ninety five point one WayV.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
The answer is no. Well, I don't even know what
you're gonna say, but the answer is no.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
It's TikTok's latest home trend.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Mike, no fridge scaping, No focusing on the inside of
the fridge for decor.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Forget about the outside that is so yesterday. The inside.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Now people have been making the place where they keep
their food into something esthetically pleasing. Groceries now share a
home with items such as flowers, framed photos, or I
cream as decor.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
No, put my I cream right next to my chicken?
Why not?
Speaker 5 (10:51):
No?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
The trend is picking up popularity on TikTok, but this
phrase first popped up in twenty eleven in a blog
post by a design consultant, fridge scaping. But it looked
more like restocking books or videos where it's just organized.
You know, everybody did that when in the beginning of
the pandemic when you could see their background on zoom
(11:14):
and you could see that, oh, look, all their books
are just perfectly lined up. That's more like what fridge
scaping was back in twenty eleven. Now people are actually
putting the core into the fridge and then of course
posting TikTok and Instagram.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I feel like in my old age, we're stuck in
like twenty eleven, like me. And when we got this
new fridge and we redid the kitchen, like we bought
all these plastic containers that fit nicely.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
The tupperware or the next thing, but the.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Nice tupperware, not like the clup Club clup Club tupperware,
like stuff that like you put your root in, you
put this in.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
So we looked very organized for a week and a
half while we did that, and now it looks like,
you know, a regular refrigerator with two kids again. But
we're we feel like we're organized. But if you think
that I'm about to put a plant. I picture like
a plant and a lamp in there, and I won't
do it.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I won't do it a picture forget it.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
No, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I mean, that's trying a little too hard.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
But listen, if you're making a great living on social
media and this is what people want to see, that's fine.
But at my house, no, it's you open that thing
and you're like, whoo yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Let me dig past the two week old chicken. Tends
to get back to the three week old Chinese food
that I'm gonna have for dinner.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
That's what my refrigerid.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Actually, I'm with you, but hey, if you want to
try it, fridge scaping, it is the latest trend.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
But darn it, our carrots they look cool in that container.
It is ninety five point one Way vs. Mike and
Diane Show, and we are caffeined up. We got it
all in us. We're ready to go Tuesday morning. And
what we didn't talk about was on Monday morning yesterday,
I had to bring two numb skulls in here. I
(13:00):
had to bring an eight and a five year old
with me because it's it's that time of the year.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I thought you would say two angels with you.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
They were I mean, to be fair, they were angels.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Yes, they were good.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
They were very good. They always are good. I mean,
I know I talk a lot of smack about my kids,
but listen, y'all don't want to hear about the good stuff.
Y'all want to hear about the bad stuff. And that's
what I bring you, all the bad stuff. But because
my wife coaches soccer and and that season just started,
we're kind of in a transition phase of like finding
(13:30):
people to watch them in the mornings, So there will
be I'm just gonna warn you, Diane, that was not
the last time you will see them until the school starts.
They might be here once a week just because they
gotta come, but that means an early wake up call
(13:51):
for them. Yes, And they are up and at them
in the car ride down here, and they're up and
at them while they're here, the car ride home and
the rest of the day. My land and my eight
year old son looked at me and goes, so, when
you beg us to go to bed because you have
to go to bed, you're not lying, huh like not lying?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
You really are tired, dad, And you get up.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yes, it's like you do this every day. I'm like,
every day, Bud, every day. I've never felt more vindicated
in my entire life than when my son looked at
me and goes, I get it. Now, we will go
to bed better. We will go to bed.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Wow, that's a great effect.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Then it was great noon. That was at noon. They
did not go to bed better.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Oh they didn't because they probably slept most of the
day and nast they did the whole ride home both
and I was thinking that that yesterday that they must
crash the whole way home.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
They crashed, and then and then they went to the
beach and so they and the problem was when they
got home they were so tied that they weren't tired.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Gotcha.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I don't know how it works, but it's a cruel
joke that God plays on us as parents, that when
a kid is so unbelievably tired, they become untired again
and chaotic. And that that was my day yesterday. But
I just want to let you know that my son
has seen the light. My daughter has not, but my
(15:25):
son has seen the light. He understands what I'm like,
I need I'm begging you. I need to go to bed.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
That's when you know, yes, well it was nice to
have them, and they they're welcome anytime.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Oh, they'll be here. Okay, we got no other choice. Well,
the Olympics just finished up, and all the news is
coming out about some of the stupid little rules and
ways to make things count that you have to do
at the Olympics. And there's only one place for this
to go. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying
news story and I need all of you to stop
(15:58):
what you're doing. And no, we live in twenty twenty four,
but it seems like the Olympics live in nineteen ninety seven.
You always see. By the way, this is kind of
along this lines. Michael Phelps like owns no Olympic world
records anymore. Like that's crazy to me.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I forgot about that.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Yeah, he owns like no world records, which is telling me.
But maybe humans are progressing a little too fast. Yeah
that if the greatest Olympic swimmer of all time owns
no world records anymore, maybe we're getting too good at swimming.
But I bring up swimming in world records because at
the Olympics, if you break a world record, they're not
just like high five, we're gonna put you in the book.
(16:41):
You have to take a piece of paper certified and
fax it what and you have to fax that piece
of paper to the World Aquatics.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Faxing of paper to the World Aquatics. I don't even
think we fax around here anymore. We were, like, I thought,
the last people to use a fax machine. Maybe we do,
I don't know, but that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
No, once we got taken over, I think the first
thing was like, you're not getting to facts anymore.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Heart.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Yeah, no, no, we're We're very appreciative of that.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
That's I'm really surprised to hear that.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yeah, there are other weird rules. Swimmers aren't the only
Olympians with weird rules. Boxers need to be clean shaven.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
I guess it's so that you can't like grow a
big bushy beard in it. It qualifies as padding.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Oh okay, or they could they could pull on the beard.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Too, Yeah, uh well not in boxing.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
They can't. Oh you can't with a boxing glove.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Yeah, it's a it's an oven mitt all right, Diane.
Dian's never seen that open fish.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
It was just the regular fist. Maybe I've seen that
kind of fighting. That's what I was thinking. Okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Next, gymnasts can't wear bright colored nail polish.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Oh okay, interesting.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
I don't. I got nothing for that. I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I don't know why either.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Maybe it's distracting to the judges.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
It's got to be it.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
And BMX riders have to tuck their shirts in. You
live in a society, you will look like a gentleman.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Wow, okay, nothing.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Worse than making them them them facts.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
You learn something new every day. I honestly did not
know these things.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
I'm trying to fit. I'm actually sorry. I'm doing a
thing where I'm scanning the rest of the article now
to figure it out if there's explanations for any of these.
Gymnast forbidden from wearing vibrant out polish, no, no, no.
Wrestlers must carry handkerchiefs. The wrestlers must carry handkerchiefs for
blood and and we all remember when we were kids
(18:46):
and we played soccer, the old cleat check. Yeah, well
they do it in water polo, but with their toenails.
What you have to have your toenails checked to prevent scratching.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Oh my goodness, I'm getting an image of I think
it was dumb and dumber Jim Carrey's toenails. Yeah, no,
they had to get the sander out.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Can't do that.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Not in the Olympics. I can understand that those things
are like weapons.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Wow, all right, all right, well, thank you for that information.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Now I cannot wait for the what do we have
four years to wait for the next Summer Olympics?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Look at your toenails? Are they water polo efficient?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Oh? Don't ask about mine.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
My Instagram algorithm is it? It's sending me down a
path Diane. Oh, it's ninety five point one WayV. First
of all, I am famous in my friend group for
having the worst Instagram algorithm in the history of Instagram algorithms.
But lately it has been sending me down a ray
gun algorithm.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Rabbit hole ray gun.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
That's that's the breakdancer at the Olympics that we.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Were talking about.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
That is the breakdancer at the Olympics. I who put
on one of the worst performances in the history of
the Olympics. And I know we joke about that and
we're like, well, there's no Olympians. Let me tell you something, Diane,
get rid of this music. Something a little more sinister
may have been at a foot really to get her
(20:10):
into the Olympics. She scored zero a zero at the
Olympics for her now megaviral break dancing, which I if
you are online at all, and I don't blame people
who aren't, but if you are online at all, you
know exactly who I'm talking about, the one that the
(20:32):
people post are doing it and go. This is a
dog when I find a nice pile of pooh in
the backyard. This is a child when they say can
I sleep with you tonight? This is ray Gun. She's
from Australia. She scored the worst and she is the
defining moment of the Olympics. There is three defining moments
(20:53):
of the Olympics. I think she reigns supreme right, it
is her. It is the Turkish guy that just has
his hand in a pocket in the shooting competition and
just that's a good one too, because everybody else has
like these crazy goggles on, like target things, and he's
just up there eyeing it up. He took silver, like
just he looks like your fifty year old uncle, like
(21:14):
just up there fire. He's great. And the third, third
one is the French pole vaulter. Uh do you know
about that one?
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Done? Now?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
What happened there?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
I don't. I don't know if I'm allowed to say
you don't, but I'll give you a hint. Most women
this is this is what they hear when they see him. Oh,
gona look him up now, I'll fair warning, Diane. It's
not because of how good he looks in the face.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Oh okay, I got it.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Yeah he lost the pole vault.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Well that I'm still gonna look it up.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Yeah, he lost the pole vault because something got in
the way. Just that's why he.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Lost the pole. What a wild Olympic Back to Ray Gun.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Yes, so obviously there's no like official international breakdancing corporation
that like helps decide what who gets to go to
the Olympics. Right, so the Olympic committee kind of based
kind of needed help and the Australian group that helped them.
(22:20):
It might be run by Ray Gun. I'm just gonna
they might be run by her.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Might be run by her.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Probably run by her and her husband was the judge.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Ah okay, now it's all coming together.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Do you know who the Australian breakdancing coach was? Ray
Gun's husband. Yeah, it feels dirty.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
It doesn't, and it's supposed to be the elite of
the elite competing at the Olympics.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Yep. So is this a couple tiktoks and Instagram algorithm
pushing me to believe what people say on the internet.
There's a lot of smoke on this fire. There's a
lot of smoke.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
I mean, it would make sense.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Listen, listen. She's going to be the number one Halloween costume.
I know, we talked about Travis.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
And Grabson Taylor I think will be number.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
One, but last year, this year it's ray Gun. All right,
Now I'm going as a French.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Poll Vaulter, Well, good for your wife.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
No, it's Halloween for a reason.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Diane, Mike and Diane's second date update on ninety five
point one way v. Eric from Northfield is looking for
a second date with a woman named Clara.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Good morning, Eric, how you doing today?
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Good morning, I'm doing all right? How are you doing?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Okay? Just really curious, so please tell us about your
first date with Clara.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
Well, yeah, it's a pretty typical date. Nothing really out
the ordinary, except for at the end she was just
a huge rush to get out, and I don't know
what I did wrong or what happened or well, I
just want to try to figure out what I did wrong.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Honestly, that was only at the end. It sounds like
the beginning of the date, middle of the date. Everything
else seemed at a normal pace.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Yeah, but then she has got like real, real interested
in get me out of there.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Oh god, I hope she did. Now this is TM
I go ahead. I hope she didn't feel like she
was gonna have diarrhea. I don't know what about you
know what what it's.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Never tm I okay, that one was really close to
TMI though it is.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
I'm just trying to think why you would have to
rush out of somewhere. Yeah, well, I guess we'll find out.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Her husband was there.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Oh god, I think the diarrhea might be worse.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I'm not sure. I got to let me think about
that one.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yeah, that's one.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
That's pretty bad. But what we will do, Eric is
put you on hold.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
We'll play a song and try to get Clara on
the phone, see if she's doing okay medically and what's
going on. As coming up next to ninety five point
one w A y V ninety five point one w
a y V. It's Mike and Diane was second date update.
A few minutes ago, Eric told us about his first
date with Clara, and Eric said that the date started.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Well, but even the middle of it went well.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
But at the end of the date, she just kind
of ran out of there quickly.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
Eric, Yeah, she was just out.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Oh that's weird. We definitely need to get some answers
on this one. Let's do it. She'll pick up. Hello, Hi,
is this Clara.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Yes, this is Clara.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
It is Mike and Diane from ninety five point one
WayV Radio.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
We host a morning show. There's Mike.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Hello, Hi.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
I know a little strange, but we were wondering if
you had a few minutes because we got a call
from one of our radio family members by the name
of Eric.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
And I'm sure you hopefully you remember Eric because he
said he went on a date with you.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
And yes, okay, good.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
I'm glad. Well.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Eric was saying that during the date he really enjoyed it,
and you know, it was going well, and then you
just kind of ran out of there with no explanation.
He hasn't heard from you, as you can imagine, that
would be frustrating when a date was going well, so
on his behalf. We're just trying to get some answers
and find out why. And I know again I'm going
(26:30):
to bring up the TMI again.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
You didn't no, no, no, how diarrhea did you have?
Is that why you were?
Speaker 3 (26:39):
We were thinking maybe you ran out because either diarrhea or.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
How about your tummy hurt?
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Tummy hurt? Yes, what happened?
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Well, honestly I should probably come clean.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Oh god, here we got diarrhetas.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I'm not saying it.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
No, no, I don't know why. Uh, I don't know
why I didn't tell him. But so we were, you know,
at a restaurant for brunch, and my dad actually was there.
I know that sounds weird. Okay, let me explain. I
(27:17):
have been lying to my dad for months about having
a boyfriend. So basically I've been like catfishing my dad.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Oh okay, oh why why? Like, was he on your
back or about it?
Speaker 4 (27:29):
Yes, he's just always like asking me when I'm gonna
get married, and it's so annoying. And so I just
made up a boyfriend. And then I saw that he
was there, and I was like, well, I guess I
have to pretend like this is my boyfriend, and I
was just like dodging my dad. I was trying to
kind of like hide from him, and I don't think
he saw me. But that's why I was just running
(27:49):
out at the end.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Oh, because then you would have to explain that this
is a first date with Eric, where you've been telling
your dad for a little while, Yeah, I have a boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Oh, I see, exactly can't cover that.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
One of that makes no sense and the most sense
all the same thing.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Totally. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Well, if you like Eric, though, you're gonna have you
would have to come clean to to your dad at
some point, and it's hard to find a good guy.
But I guess just in that moment, you just kind of, uh,
just what do you what do they call that fear
and flight?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Fight or flight?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (28:27):
That, Yeah, my dad's kind of a lot, so I
didn't really want to scare him away.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Married time.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
If we kept stating, yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Well, we have to let you know that now that
you've cleared this up, that your dad's a lot, we
have to tell you that Eric has been listening in Eric.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Does this make sense now?
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Yeah, I mean as much as it could.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
I guess.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
But that's at least reassuring that wasn't something I did wrong.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
She couldn't call you. She could, she you didn't. She
didn't call you, So it might have been something he did.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yeah, it could have been.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
I I was just embarrassed, to be honest, and I
was just like, well, I guess I'm never seeing that
guy again because I asked it so weird at the end.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
I can see where that would be embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
So you're definitely a flight. Yeah. You were like you're
fight or flight with your dad there, and you were
like flight and you're like, well, I guess I'll just
never see him again flying flight.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
It's a lot of pressure when you get the family questions,
when are you going to do this?
Speaker 2 (29:35):
When are you going to do that?
Speaker 3 (29:36):
So the rest of the dates sounded great, So I'm
going to ask I'm going to ask a question, Actually,
would you want a second date with Eric? Obviously, if
you haven't done so yet, you've you've got to come
clean with your dad. And if Eric agreed, because it
really would be up to him, would you want to
do over and do things right this time?
Speaker 4 (29:57):
Yeah? I think so if he's if he's up for it.
I just figured he thought it was weird, so I
just never called.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
Well, I mean I'm down, awesome.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Yeah, okay, let's do it. Let's do it, and then
you will be completely honest with your dad. You're not
gonna be like half honest.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
No, no, no, you broke up.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Oh okay, broke up with the other boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Okay, all right, because he's so much better.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Yeah, yeah, he treats he treats you, or you know what,
maybe you could be completely honest.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Dad. You put a lot of pressure on me.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
No, don't do that. Okay, Clara, we got the plan.
You broke up. He was a bad guy. He was
cheating on you or something, and Eric swooped you up
night and shining armor and we'll see where and he's
automatically a win for your dad. I guess it done, Diane.
Nothing you've said so far in the last ten minutes
has been successful. You talk about diarrhea and being honest,
(30:57):
we'll do that.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
He changed my mind because parents, I choose my battle,
So you know, I go with Mike's plan.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
That's easier.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
All right, Best of luck on your second date.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Thank you so much.
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