Your last shot at Barefoot Country Music Fest Tickets

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Hit the snooze button too many times. Here's what you missed. Yep,
welcome back to the Mike and Dianevery famous podcast, world renowned podcast.
Oh fancy we are. Technically we'vebeen listened in forty five to fifty different
countries. I lost count because onceI lose pose and fingers, I can't
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Okay, here is the conclusion thisweek of the Mike and dian Show.
If you missed it, what areyou doing. Uh, you miss
some good stuff this week, Sohere's everything you missed. Happy Father's Day

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week to all the dads and Mike. This is good news. Uh huh.
You get a free pass for baddad jokes all week. You can
tell as many as you want.Yeah, I do that anyway. Yeah,
it's all day. Excuse you justagreeing. You're a dad and you
guys tell I think they're funny becauseI'm easily amused. Yeah, some other

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people maybe not so much. Youknow what I think sometimes you want the
people who laugh at him, they'regreat. But the people who groan,
oh, we live for you.Just understand, every time you've groan at
a joke a dad gives you makehim more powerful, and he's gonna just
tell ten times more. Oh god, he'll probably tell the same one again

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because he wants you to Eventually hewants to break you. Yes, put
it that way. Yeah, yeah, he wants to break you, either
mentally or laughing. See that wasfunny. Thanks. Ninety percent of dad
said yep, they're guilty of tellingbad dad jokes. Where are these other
ten percent? Who are they?Come on? They're sitting in a radio
studio. I'd be professionally funny.Oh, and Mike, think about this.

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Your kids are little now. Butif they kind of roll the rise
and they don't think the jokes arefunny, someday they will. Because some
jokes that my dad told years agonow we laugh about and he says,
where were you back then? Yeah, no, my kids find me hilarious
right now. Oh you know what, that's true. It'll be that teenage
Yeah, I think it's coming.It's coming, but right now you're good.

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Yeah, that's true. Yeah,once you hit the teenage years and
then oh, I can't wait tobe embarrassing. I cannot wait. I
know I already am, but Icannot wait. Yeah, I can't.
Oh, I'm going to live forit. Well, in honor of Father's
Day week, because the big dayis coming up this weekend. Here's a
bad dad joke. Hey, soyou know why the Invisible man turned down

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the job. He just could tosee himself doing it. Hey, you
gotta love a bad dad joke.At least I do. Dads admit,
Yep, they tell bad dad jokes. Anybody who listens to this show's going
well, Yeah, obviously Mike lovesbad David from May's landing. Do you
like a bad dad joke or inmy case, I think it's a good

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joke. No, I'm all fora bad dad joke. Yeah, yay.
Do you have any for us?Yeah? If you want to hear
him, I got a couple,absolutely love to. Let me bring out
my notebook in honor of Father's Dayweek. Yes, go for it,
David, All right, let's see. Why don't crabs give to charity charity?

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Why because they're shellfish? Yeah?Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
brutal, keep going. I'm sorry, I liked it, all right,
I got another one for you.Okay. Why did the man name
his dog's role and time X rolesand time X dogs? I don't know
why? Because they were watchdogs?Brutal, I know, I hear the

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cricket Yeah, okay, just makingsure crickets mixed with my stupid laugh.
Weird that when he's telling these jokes, my immediate thing is not sit for
the joke, but figure out theanswer. What is it? Something?
Would watch something? Something? Allright? I need we need another one.
We need another one, absolutely,Yes, let's see what did the

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drummer name his twin girls? Whatdid the drummer name his twin girls,
I don't know what and a oneand a two. I love that one.
Mike, you have to admit thatwas a good one, Ana one
and a two. That's why westayed away from crickets for that one.

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I like that one. David,keep up the great work and have a
happy Father's Day. Thank you somuch. It's ninety five boy one w
A y V. It's the Mikeand Diane Show. In our last break
ever Ever we're getting fired after thisever Ever. Here we go. I've
just been handed an urgent and horrifyingnews story, and I eat all of

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you to stop what you're doing andlisten. No, do you ever hear
the term, you know, letsleeping dogs lie. Yes, I don't
know how I'm gonna do this,but I'm gonna. I'm gonna do my
best. Okay, give it ashot. There is a remote Brazilian tribe
that has had very very limited limitedcontact with the outside world. So you

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know they have no Internet obviously becauseit's a remote tribe. Well, they
just brought him Starlink, which isthe Elon Musk Internet fast internet that pretty
much like cruise ships are using now, and you can pretty much get Internet
wherever you want, wherever you are, regardless, it's it's bound bouncing satellites.

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It's very cool. Well, theyjust brought it to this tribe.
Immediately they got addicted to social mediaand adult content. Oh immediately. It
didn't take long. So immediately theywent, you know what, let's see
naked people. Immediately they were like, Hey, social media is cool.

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Let me tweet out my thoughts.Had a lot of thoughts in there.
There was some thoughts. So justanother edition of We're all the same.
I think that they were better offwithout it. I don't know if they
think that. I guess not,but I think it, but they probably
know I don't. All right,have fun. Well that's the conclusion of

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the Mike and Diane Show. Wehad a good run. Yeah, it
was great. Well. Mike andDiane's Second Date update on ninety five point
one w a YV. Kristen fromMay's Landing is looking for a second date
update with a guy named Jeremy.Hey, Kristin, what's going on?
Hi? So, like, Imet Jeremy and we spoke for a little

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bit and I suggested, you know, we decided that we were going to
go out and meet so I suggestedabout picking him up because he was close
to like the route that we weregoing to go to go keep. Yeah,
And so I picked him up,We went out, we had a

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great time, and then I droppedhim off and I've never heard from him
again. Oh okay, no redflags on the date. Seemed like everything
went well. I love this practice. Yeah, everything was like great.
I mean as far as I know, everything was great. I mean,
we laughed, we talked, wewe even said we were going to see
each other again. And I don'tknow what happened. Oh wow, you

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did mention that a second day?All right, Okay, all right,
I got the red string going ofwhat because I like playing the game of
like what went wrong type of thing. But it's so hard to figure out.
I never figured out. No,there are no signs here. Well,
I know the way to figure itout. We will put Kristin on
hold, play a song, andwe'll try to get Jeremy on the phone
at least get some answers. Comingup next on ninety five point one WayV.

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Mike and Diane on ninety five pointone WayV with second date update.
A few minutes ago, Kristen toldus about her first date with Jeremy seemed
like everything went well, a goodconversation, there was laughter there. That
she expected a second date, andshe has heard nothing from Jeremy. So
let's get right on it. Kristin, We are calling Jeremy right now to

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try to get some answers for you. Oh, hello, Hi, is
this Jeremy. Yes it is Thenit is Mike and Diane from ninety five
point one Way V Radio. Wehost a morning radio show. How are
you, Jeremy. Well, I'mpretty good. Good good. We're glad

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to hear that. There's my cohost, Mike. Hi. Now,
we are on a mission to getsome answer. So we're hoping you have
a few minutes to talk to us, because we got a call from one
of our radio family members by thename of Kristen, and oh, Kristen
was telling us she went on adate with you. She enjoyed the date.

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She said she even expected a seconddate. You guys had talked about
it and chemistry was there. Everythingwas good. So just trying to get
some answers. So, how isthe date for you, Jeremy. She
hasn't heard from you at all.Yeah, you know, it was a
good date. It really was weyou know, we met on an app

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a greet on a restaurant and thenshe was kind of weird, but it
really wasn't that weird, I guess. But she offered to come pick me
up that it was on our wayfrom work to where she wanted to go.
Okay, that makes sense, Iguess, let's go. And uh,
you know, it was finally.I mean, we were talking,
were reviving, we're laughing, andthen, uh, you know, I

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don't know what hit me, butI just I was like, wait a
minute, how did she know whereto pick me up from? I never
told her my address? And Iwas like, oh, let me discreetly,
I'm going to go to the bathroomand check the messages and make sure.
And now I didn't send her theaddress. And then I was like,
oh, she just knew where Ilived. And I was like,

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oh, this is too much.Yes, okay, yes, this is
weird. Little research. Can wejust weird? Pause? Pause, pause,
Kristin, Hi, Yeah, she'sbeen listening, all right, listen,
let's just get past that. Jeremy, don't say a word. I'm
I'm tired of I'm tired of thelike, oh, how'd you figure it?

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Out Christ and I need to knowhow did you know where you lived?
Well, I did some research andI found his tax records and I
saw it that hell tax records propertyproperty. Yeah, so I mean you
can find most people look at Instagramlike that's usually the research. Maybe like

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inmate search dot com. Well,it's public information, it's a public record,
so like I just looked it up. Yeah, yeah, I understand
that. I understand that their publicrecords is just maybe not whatever it seems
like, it seems a little invasive, because you're right, Mike, social
media, it's just kind of understood. Somebody's gonna look at your Facebook page

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or Instagram. But when you're startingto check the value of the home on
Zillow and the you know, what'syour loan amount? Now, a friend
of mine did look up her boss'shouse. She was just curious how much
your bosses how this is worth?But on a date that's that might be
a little Listen, that's different whatyou just said about the boss. Yeah,

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I've looked up some celebrities before.Yeah, so, Jeremy, that
makes how does that make you feel? You know, it's kind of a
lot, you know, I don'teven know how to look at so many
tax records. I mean, Ijust I don't know. I just think
that it's a little too far.Yeah. Dating wise, I feel like

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if you're gonna snoop, which isI guess I'm okay with like snooping on
social media to get a vibe ofthe person, you know what I'm saying.
Like, I know, social mediais a lie for the most part,
but over overarching, you can kindof get a decent vibe on the
type of person they are, orwhat they enjoy or even what they look
like over the course of a tonof different pictures. Now make sure you

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don't like one from like six yearsback. That's weird. But you know
what I'm saying, Like tax recordsfeels weird. Yeah, I mean again,
is Kristin said it is a publicrecord? Kristen, what's his credit
score? Now, let's not gothere. You say, I don't know,

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I'm gonna di correct answers. Idon't know I'm going to attempt to
send you to on a second date. So let's not go there. So,
Kristin, you called us, wouldyou want a second date with Jeremy?
If he said yes, maybe youknow, stick to the non research
strategy for this second date. Well, absolutely, because like he doesn't owe
any property tax or anything, soI mean he paid his bills. Oh

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absolutely, she had to at that. Okay, girlfriend, I was trying
to help out here. Just askhim first so we can pull the trigger
on this one. I already shesaid yes, So I already asked her.
I stopped listening a while ago.Jeremy, you've heard what Kristen has
to say. What do you thinkwould you want a second date? It
would be on us. It wouldn'tgo towards you wouldn't have to take any

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of your property tax money out topay for the date. We would pay
for it. Yeah. I thinkI'm gonna pass on this one. Okay,
Yeah, you're gonna have to move. You're gonna move, maybe rent,
maybe rent for a little bit,which you'll still find your new house.
Rent, just rent, we'll underyour name. Yeah, really go

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into hiding the witness protection, Jeremy, it's like fifty to fifty. It's
kind of fifty to fifty on whatyou sound. Nice, but I don't
know you might be a stalker.Well, Jeremy's not gonna find out anymore
because he said no, So allright, good luck, thank you.

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Happy Thursday from the Mike and DianeShow. It's ninety five point one w
A y V and we're a weekaway from Barefoot one week and you can
still enter to win your tickets.Open that iHeart Radio app. It is
one hundred percent free. Go toWayve, you hit the red microphone,
tell us who you want to seeand why, and a random winner is
gonna be picked. And guess what, I don't I don't even know if
we I don't even know if I'mready to take my shirt off? What

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well? I picture that going tothis country concert on the beach. I
need to be without a shirt?Okay, right, I yeah, you're
on the beach in whild With Sure. Why not? So? I was
feeling good about myself up until lastnight when my wife says, hey,
let's go to this pizza place.This guy at work he went there.

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They have like a pizza challenge,like eat the whole pizza. It's like
bar pie, Like it's a it'sa very thin crust. Oh nice.
I like that. If you getthe two X pizza, the two XL
pizza, and you have a halfhour to eat it. If you eat
the whole thing yourself. You geta T shirt. The guy at work
that I also know did it inten minutes and fifty five seconds, so

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I'm like, okay, I canbeat that. I think I don't know.
I think we sat down last nightto do it. The pizza comes,
I mean, it is a bigpizza. It is relatively I would
say it's about eighteen to twenty twoinches wide. Wow, it's a big
pizza. I did in six minutesand seven seconds. Yeah, ding ding

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ding ding. I was almost embarrassedfrom the time, Like I got done.
I was proud. I felt Iwas not proud let me rephrase that,
not proud at all of myself forthat. I was almost embarrassed about
how fast I was able to eatit. I thought the whole point was
to beat the record time. Yes, but it's also one of those records
like do you really want it?Do you want the record of? Like

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you ate a twenty two inch piethe fastest there pool? We should have
thought of that before you started eatingbefore, you mean before I stacked three
pieces on top of each other andate them at the same time. Oh
wait a minute, I guess itdoesn't matter as long as you eat the
whole thing. Yeah, it doesn'tmatter. I mean, it's all going
in the same spot. But Iwould stack them in and I got done,
and I sent the picture of thescreenshot of it to my wife,

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who folded on whoever she was,and their only response was, holy crap.
That's something I'm like, I thinkI I think I went too far.
I think I did this too fast. Maybe I should have slowed down.
So July fourth hot dog eating contest, I'm here, Yeah, if
you need it. And that's they'renot worried about oh I'm I eating these

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too fast. They're going for it. Yeah, they're trying to beat the
number of hot dogs in the time, which was crazy because I thought about
it. In the time it tookme to eat that pizza. Joey Chestnut
ate thirty five hot dogs like hebecause it's twelve minutes, isn't it the
fourth of July? I don't.I think twelve minutes? Is it?
Okay? But he ate thirty fivehot dogs in the time it took me

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to eat one pizza, Like that'scrazy talk. I would rather eat the
pizza because you know my love ofpizza. Yeah, And then everybody in
the restaurant looked at me crazy whenI started eating the rest of my son's
meatball after I ate the pizza,I'm like, I'm fat. I don't
know what you want from me.So now at this point you're worried about
because it's only a week away,about going through Barefoot, Well, every

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step I take is like the yeah, I think, I personally think I
will walk through Wildwood, just likein Ghostbusters at the end, the marshmallow
Man stomping through the city. Likewhen you see that happening, don't be
afraid, it's only me. You'refine, and you could just go by

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my motto and everyone can use this. You ready for it, I'm ready.
They've seen better and they've seen worse. Ninety five point one w A
YV. It's the Mic and DianJoe. Happy Father's Day, A little
early, Mike, any big plansfor Sunday. Oh, we got all
of them, all of them.I got my birthday. It's my weekend.

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Happy Birthday, Happy Father's Day.It's you know what what kind of
stinks is I'm kind of I kindof understand the whole U birthday on Christmas
thing? Now, Oh, becauseyou have a double like the combination gift
you'll be getting. Yeah, andthey take full advantage of that. Well,
at least you're gonna have a littlebit of time, well not to
yourself. But no, no,no, I claim weekends. So this

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was my weekend, and no it'snot. Well, I'm sure you're gonna
have a great time even though yougot the combo thing going on. Well,
it is time for the annual TVDad survey, So the question is
who is the best TV dad?Here's number one. You know, Cindy,
when you tattle on someone, you'renot just telling on them, You're

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telling on yourself. And by tattlingon someone, you're really just telling them
I'm a tattletale. Now, isthat the tale you want to tell?
Jen? Is that the tale youwant to tell? Here's the thing I
love them. It's Mike Brady.I want to share something with our radio
family. Uh. Diane gets theseMother's Day and Father's Day from Brady Bunch

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fans dot com. But he givessuch great advice. Mike Brady from the
Brady Bunch Number one. Yes,the Brady's are killing it because Carol Brady
was number one TV mom. ButI really think that he gave great advice.
And I love that. Mister Bradywas an architect and he had the
home office even like pre pandemic.He was ahead of the times where he

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worked at home. Oh yeah,and he had those long canisters with the
blueprints and then they mixed up theblueprints the one time in an amusement park.
Remember that they swapped him out.Oh that was That was a great
episode. There was a poster inthe blueprint canister. Oh love it.
So mister Brady number one TV dad, And we want to know, in
your opinion the non Brady Bunch poll, who is the best TV Dad?

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It's the annual Mike and Diane Father'sDay TV Dad survey. Mike Brady from
The Brady Bunch number one. Again. He's always killing it in these surveys.
Mike. Yeah, it's getting boringbecause he's always number one. No,
it's being consistent, stint. That'swhat mister Brady would tell you in
one of his speeches. Yeah,kids, you must be consistent. Whatever.

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Well, let's find out from Jenfrom Margie, Hi, Jen,
who's your favorite TV dad? Hi? Guys, I would say my favorite
TV dad has got to be MartyCrane from Fraser. Ah love him the
best. He's just the best dadall around. He's definitely a funny dad.
Yeah, and he's loving but tough. He's meant Yeah, I now

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that we're talking more, I'm likeHomer Simpson because he loved he loved Maggie
so much. Yes, but therest of them not the best the best
because I said, I said itin my head and then the immediate first
thought that popped in about Homer waslike how much he loved Maggie. And
then the next literal picture in myhead is him choking Bart. So I

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swear to you that was mine too. That was like the first thought after
you said it. Yeah, Iwas back down all of this one.
I guess. I think they're bothgreat answers. Yeah, great, Well
the TV shows Ryan for a longtime. Yep. Right, Well,
hopefully your dad has a great Father'sDay. And thanks for calling. Oh

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thanks guys. The top restaurant chainsin the US? Is your favorite on
the list? We're about to findout where Mike and Diane on ninety five
point one WayV Tecnomics annual Top fivehundred Report is out, revealing the top
restaurant chains in the country. Thisis based on sales in twenty twenty three,

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and the winner is Did you wantto guess restaurant chains? Mike?
Number one? What are you talkingabout? Best or like biggest money money
money money McDonald's. Yes, StingDing Ding good for you? The winner
by and Landslide fifty three billion insales last year. Would you like to
guess number two? It's got tobe a fast food, so I'll go
Wendy's. Wendy's not number two,so it's in the top five. I

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think coffee. Oh, Starbucks,Yes, Starbucks, Starbucks and probably Duncan.
No, followed by let me giveyou a hint for number three.
I'm not going to do this forall te because we'll be here all day,
but this is radio. But numberthree, you're gonna get it quickly,
my pleasure. Yes, that's numberthree, Okay. Number four,
yo, Kiero, that's right atNumber five is Wendy's, as you mentioned,

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Number six is Duncan. These arethe top restaurant chains in the US.
One. What's in the number onerestaurant? Though, because you know
how those are, I'll consider themfast food or coffee like those are quick.
These are all fast food that madethe most funny. There's no sit
down restaurant not in this list.Wow. Burger King is next, followed
by Subway, chipote Le, andDomino's rounding out the top ten. And

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I think there's one that's going tobe rising and may make this list in
the next few years. I justtried a new chain, a new fast
food chain the other day, andit's awesome. Have you ever had raising
canes chicken fingers? Yes, verygood, very very good. And there's
some really expand expand So I thinkthey're going to I think you're right.
I think we're going to get onein South Jersey very soon. Well,

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there are, they are in SouthJersey, but just not in our immediate
let me say Atlantic County, Let'sget Atlantic County. I'd like to get
one. Let's call it mainstream.Yes, and it is one of the
fastest growing chains. You're correct inthe United States. They're opening all over
the place. One just open inDeptford and I happen to be at the
Deptford Mall and I said, youknow what, my brother in law has
been raving. He should be asales rep for raising canes. Raving about

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it? So I said, Igot to go through the drive through and
let me tell you, my kidsmeal with the two tenders, the crinkle
cut fries and a small coke wasbanging. It was, she said,
good. That's the only way Icould describe it. I couldn't help it.
Do you know do you know whohas the most locations worldwide? What?

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What? What fast food? I'lltell you, I'll spin this.
What do you think that what fastfood place has the most locations worldwide?
Worldwide? Yeah it's not McDonald's,not McDonald's, number two burger king.
No subway, Oh subway by asignificant margin. Oh wow, Yeah,
there are more subways than anything else. But they didn't make the most money.

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They were talking money. But tryraising kinges if you get a chance.
But McDonald's you are still the kingqueen everything of our life. They're
a real estate company that sells burgerslike that's what they are. And they
got some damn good fries. HappyFriday and Happy Father's Day weekend from Mike
and Diane on ninety five point onew A YV Mike, Happy Father's Day

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early, thank you? And itisn't your birthday this weekend Tuesday? Oh
well, happy birthday. My birthdayis Tuesday, right, Happy Birthday.
Well, Father's Day you're going tobe celebrating obviously with the kids. And
there was a survey what do dadsreally want for Father's Day? And maybe
some things they really don't want?So this could come in handy if you

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didn't get your gift yet. Andthen hint, hint if your wife and
kids, if they're listening on thefree iHeartRadio app, then they can know
also, So let's see the giftsthat dads really want to get. Going
out for a meal. Is numberone, having a nice lunch or dinner,
no runch? No? No?Oh okay no, because I have
to pay for it. Oh okay, that makes sense, reality based.

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I'm going to end up paying forthat. Number two is a big ticket
item, a special getaway trip.Again, you paying for that one?
I don't care. I'll pay forit. Are the kids going? That's
the important question. The third thingthat dads want, it's much more budget
friendly. I love this one.Dad's want beer. Yep, that's fine,
that's fine, all right, getsome beer for Mike and he's happy.

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Although if you get only beer,just understand that dads do remember Mother's
Day. Yeah, you got thatdiamond freaking necklace you needed. That's right,
I got a six pack of Miller. It's the least you can do.
Spending time with the kids is nexton the list, So dads really
want beer more than spending time withthe k No. A woman made this
list. A woman made this list, followed by a hotel stay and wine,

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each tied for fifth place. Youknow what hotel stay and wine means?
No kids? No kids, andthat's code for something else. Well,
he let me give you a fewof the Father's Day gifts. Dads
don't really want to get no offense, right. They don't want to get
fishing gear because maybe it's something that'sspecific that they need and you might get
the wrong thing, or maybe theyhave enough. Listen, it's it's absolutely

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like that. It's same thing withlike golf stuff. Well that's on the
list also because there's specific things thatyou want. You want it you know
exactly you're you're dialed into the exitunless you know exactly what it is.
You can't just get something random,and you don't want to offend in I
use this, You're not going tooffend anybody. Dads don't get offended by

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gifts. Dads do not want toget Hawaiian shirts. Sorry, who made
this list? Dads don't want toget socks again, who made this list?
Dads do not want to get jewelry. I can't believe we have to
say out loud, dads don't wantpeople. I've seen people lately in stores
buying these, and I'm thinking they'reprobably for Father's Day. It's crazy.

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They don't want jim attire, theydon't want barbecue tools because again it's probably
specific things. I mean, Ijust got two new girls, so oh,
okay, do it for me?Oh yeah, you might want that.
And also for my hobby's birthday,he got a really nice set.
It's a Phillies branded Yeah, barbecuesaid, and he uses it all the

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time. So I you know what, let's take that one off the last.
I'm good with that one. Yeah, dads may want that. Just
don't get that massive one annoyingly massivespatula. Then you have to go outside
and you two hands to flip ait doesn't fit well in any of your
drawers. All right, Well,good luck in shopping for Father's Day.
And we're wishing all of the dad'sa happy Father's Day. We love you.

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By the way, I'll give youa hint to what they really want.
Just alone time, same thing momswant, Mom's what do you want
for Mother's Day? That's what dadswant, the same thing. Get in
the peace and quiet. It's sofunny. Mother's Day. It's like,
leave mom alone, let her sleep, let her give her space, let
her sit upstairs with her drink andwatch TV. Mother's Day is about relaxation.

(29:33):
Father's Day, get outside and playwith your kids, spend the whole
day, jump all over it.Yeah yeah, yeah, how did this
happen? All right? My goodluck with that. Another day, another dollar,