May 19, 2023 • 24 mins
Today on the aftershow, Comedian and Adam Ray stopped by the studio to talk with Moote. He and Moote have been friends for 15 years starting, together in Seattle they talk about awful shows an awful auditions, and Moote’s baby Ronan makes an appearance. You’ve seen Adam Ray on NBC’s the young rock, Chippendales on Hulu and has a new special coming out this fall.
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I just woke up got comedian AdamRay, good friend of mine, knowing
this dude for years, playing thepunchline tonight, Friday and Saturday. Sorry,
I'm all winded. I've been runningaround with this kid in my arms.
It's a good workout though. Gosh, it's so funny. I don't
think you've ever well, I haven'tseen you in a couple of years now,
ye before the pandemics. How areyour dad jokes? Oh? Man,
they're great? Have they gotten better? Because he knows about Brian Mood
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He had quite a few dad jokespre kid. I mean, I think
dad jokes are lost art for him, and the more you tell him,
the better they get. Well.The funny part about dad jokes is like
you you heat, you feel onecoming, and as a comedian you're like,
don't, don't do it, don't. Well, you gotta do it
around comedians. If you do itaround non comedians, they go, I
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thought you were a comedian. OhI know, well yeah, I just
I just it felt like the movehere because we're to barbecue and it's midl
of the afternoon. Yeah, andyou know, and then they'll go like,
well, I mean, if youwant some no, oh, my
uber driver just told me a joke. Let me see if it's appropriate enough
to retail. What do you say? He goes up, Oh, man,
I'm gonna forget it. Um Stevodid tell me a joke a couple
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of nights ago. He goes,He goes, how do you get a
nun pregnant? I go, howdo you how? He goes, you,
Um, I'm not even sure ifI can say what, I just
do it. You can have sex? You have sex with her? And
they started laughing really hard. Andthat's one of those ones that I hate.
Little kid street jokes are my favoritebecause I always feel like I should
be smart enough to get them.Oh yeah, Like a little kid's like,
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hey, um, you know what'sthis? And you're like, oh,
come on, man, like whatkind of kind of bird flies sideways?
And you're like, god damn it. Oh yeah, And then they
tell you what it is, andyou're like, oh, I'm a smart
person. I went to call mynephew told me this one. He goes,
why is six a phrase? Seven? Because seven eight nine? And
he laughed like like he got youso good? Yeah, like he got
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me so good. Boom roasted boomroasted Boom goes the Dynamite and got nails
you. Um so I wanted totell you this is maybe laugh. So
you pop up in the most randomthings, the most random like projects,
TV and film, right, LikeI know you know the Young Rock you're
in and I remember when you bookedthat you were out and you went went
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to Australia. Yeah, but theone that made me laugh really hard was
all of a sudden, you poppedup in the Hulu Chipping Dales. So
yeah, as like the strip clubMC on roller skates hadn't been on roller
skates since maybe ninety two. That'sgreat. Yeah, And my wife was
like, my wife Jessica was like, I'm like I know that guy,
Like that's Adam. That's my friend. Like we used to do stand up
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in Seattle, like just bought likejust trying to torture frat guys at Thursday
on a Giggle at Giggles Comedy Cluband then in La Too. And she's
like yeah right, I'm like Ipromise you it's the weirdest thing. Like
it just popped up and I waslike, oh there is, yeah,
yeah, yeah, that the guywho did that to the Pama Tommy show,
and so I played Jay Leno onThe Pama Tommy Show and then and
then he was like, hey,can you roller skate? And I was
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like, yeah, man, Iwon like six tournaments when I was ten,
and he was like serious. Iwas like no, but but I
wouldn't but I can definitely skate it. I'm not gonna say no. I'm
gonna figure it out. And soI went to this place called Moonlit roll
Away in the Valley. It's likea straight out of a Wes Anderson film,
like an old school roller skating ring. And I went there two nights
before shooting, and I was like, I gotta get some muscle memory back.
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And we walk up and the woman'slike, we started selling tickets at
ten o'clock and it was nine fiftyeight. She's like, you can only
do on the app. So Icould get take on my phone and I'm
trying to do it and all ofa sudden it clicks ten o'clock and it
says sold out. No. SoI'm like, please, I have to
shoot this show, this Chipendale show. She goes ten doesn't sound real.
I'm like, please, I'm playingthis restricle MC. I'm like gonna be
a roller skates. You gotta letme get it in there, and I
gotta like move around a little bit. And so she goes, you can
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ask the manager. So this woman, she's probably no joke, like ninety
six years old, and she walksup like some sort of like Labyrinth character.
She goes, well, yeah,my name is Ruth's. He had
a problem here. And I waslike, Ruth, I'm shooting this Chipendale
show. I gotta play the MC. I gotta get some skate action back
in my feet and figure out what'sgoing on with my legs and see if
I can stand up or not.And she's like, he did get you.
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I was like, no, mymy wife would me. And she's
like, all right, don't tellanybody the idea days and then she gives
us two tickets. And then thisguy with a rat tail on roller skates
skates up the stairs and he goes, WHOA, I've never seen someone swindle
rude like that before, Mike.And then he goes, come on,
let me show you around. Ashe's skating up the stairs, he skates
backwards into the rink and then justgoes, put your shoes over there,
snacks over there, vetting machine withthe good snatches over there and enjoy yourself,
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and they just skates onto the floorbackwards and it was like a backwards
all skape. We skated for liketen minutes. I fell down probably sixteen
times and then uh and then didthe show. But um yeah, dark
story. Didn't know there was allthat greed and either murder and sorry to
spoiler it's been out for a while, but I mean also you could just
google the Chipping Dales Google. Ihad no idea about the story either.
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I just I was watching, uhyou know, I saw it. I
was like, I always find itfascinating that Kumail nan Gianni books, like,
well one the dude is like absolutelyJack to Jack now. Yeah,
and uh, and there's another storyI was telling my wife about, like
just stand up because you know,you do all these random festivals and yeah,
and uh, the first time Iever met Kumail was the DC Comedy
Festival. We're on like the youknow they put like the Rising Star showcase.
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Yeah. It was a Thursday nightat ten o'clock, like a ten
o'clock called Thursday, which is nota good smell. Eight o'clock on Thursdays
can be tough at time, oryou got people that are like they're like
starting their weekend early. It's amindset, so Thursdays can be super fun
early or they can be a bitof a struggle. Yeah. Um,
So Tony Rock was on stage andout of the blue, like he's already
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going along. And then for somereason, like this old white dude who
looked like he was chiseled into oneof the statues at the Capitol Building,
which had that vibe of like youdon't even want to you don't even want
to ask him his history because itinvolves like owning human beings and stuff.
He's just like, I never mind, I don't even know why I asked
you, Like how long you've beenin this town? Yeah, And for
some reason, he'd like flicked achicken wing onto the stage, and Tony
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Rock was like like then proceeded tolecture this dude like how crazy, Like
what he did was just insane wow, and the imagery and the guy was
like, I didn't mean I don'tI just said you said you were hungry
or like something like, because theshow was going long and then just ended
up turning into this absolutely no nightmare. And then some of the crowd stayed
over. We didn't get Yeah,trying to have some fun and cut it
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out, everybody, let's have it'scoming right, look at the back wall's
comedy. And then uh Kumail wasthe first comic to go up, and
the crowd was still super weird becausethey kind of just try to roll it
into the late show like they doin La a Lot where they're just like
the eight o'clock shows like runs alongand they're like, hey, let's just
can't everybody here like but just throwthe next MC up to start the show,
and the crowds like, wait aminute, what just happening? Hostage,
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Yeah, we're still doing this anduh Kumail end up doing like thirty
minutes on like a six minute set, and then I was right after him,
and as I walked up on stage, Eddie Brill was over in the
corner just reaming Kumail for like beingdisrespectful like by like twenty five minutes,
and Uh, in my mind,I was doing this set and there's like
it's awful energy in the room andstuff, and uh, you go out
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and immediately like this is my TI. I could turn it around, and
then it starts going bad and you'relike, Wow, I'm just gonna try
to survive this yea and not doanything. And then I looked over and
I just saw Eddie Brill, who'sbooking Letterman at the time, Like there's
reaming Ku Mail and I'm like,yeah, probably not gonna book it.
Not gonna book this Mail is havinga bad time. Yeah. I mean,
no comedian is immune from those typesof stories. If you've done right
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enough, if I feel like,if you've done it right, because and
by done it right, I meanlike just said yes to things where you're
like so delusional you don't even knowhow bad it could be. Right,
and also you just need You can'tbe picky about stage time when you're starting
out, so you're like, Igotta just do anywhere. Where's the worst
place you performed? Oh? Man, it was the worst? Was and
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exactly I said yes to a thingthat I looking back and I was like,
you're an idiot, But why didyou do this? It wasn't When
I was in Boston and this guywas like, we're looking for a warm
up actor to do comedy in betweenreggaetne bands at this place called Yeah,
this place called the hide in likeHyde in downtown Bosson and immediately I was
getting heckled just relentlessly by people,and this guy starts booing me. And
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then I'm going back and forth withthis dude and I'm just eating time,
that's it, right, while thereggaetone bands are like switching and uh,
this guy starts reggae jokes like yeah, like three and I shot him all
like right at the gates and theyweren't laughing at Bob Marley jokes or they
were like we don't find that funny. Do you remember any of them?
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No? All I remember is thisdude starts heckling me in a really heavy
Middle Eastern accent, right, andwe're in downtown Boston and it's like I'm
doing the best I can, butI'm like running out of avenues of like
something funny. Yeah, and like, man, this guy's making it so
difficult. Like we're you know,it's the mid two thousand or you know,
two thousand and twelve. And afterthe show he comes up to me.
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They didn't pay me, so theywere like, yeah, oh,
checks in the mail, and I'mlike whatever, dude, like I just
want to add here so bad rightnow. And this guy comes up and
he's like, hey, we'll stop. Dude. He's got like a queen's
accent, and I'm like what andhe goes, yeah, I thought it'd
be funny if I heckled you likea some Middle Eastern a dude. And
I'm like, I want to Iwant to kill you. I'll come on
the road with you if yeah,yeah, it's great, Um, welcome.
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I'm thinking about trying that. I'mlike, oh my god, that
show is that guy with the accent? That's not real. I mean,
why did you sign up to dothis? I'm like, oh, I've
been doing this for a decade.Where did I sign up to do this?
I did this winery upstairs of aPassa Roblas with Brett Riley. He
was living there and he, uh, he wanted to get a comedy show
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going, so they did at thetop of this brewery. And I was
playing Wolverine at Universal Studios at thetime, so all my jokes were about
being at Universal Studios. And there'sa woman in the corner and she was
drunk, and she uh, shewas making some some passes and I said
she was. At one point She'slike, can I give you a kiss?
And I was like, to thecrowd, should I let her give
me a kiss? So I wentover there, and she licks the side
of my face and made all thesejokes about how I was like, I
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think I just got her pies,you know, gunnaia and blah blah blah
whatever, and then she uh andthen she I'm killing I'm killing right now
with your I've heard this story before. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you
were Wolverine. What happened? Didshe throw a wine like a big like
red like a red wine wake onyour face? And then she threw a
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wine So then I go once Isay, I think I just got herbies
from her. I look over inthe corner of my eye and she's picking
up the wineglass to throw it atme. But I'm about ten fifteen feet
away, so I see in myperipheral vision. So I look up,
and I don't have enough time tolike completely rax, so I just put
my hand up to like deflect it, and the base of the wineglass hits
my sweaty palm and away where itsticks to it for like half a second.
So all I had to do waslike reach my hands grabbed it.
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So I grabbed it out of midair, and then once I realized that,
I held it up into the skyand I started screaming, and the whole
crowd one nuts, about two hundredand fifty people. I said, I
said, I told you I'm Wolverine. Don't don't mess with me. And
then the whole place went nuts,and they treated me like I was Paul
McCartney, and like everybody just poppedme shots. And then I ended up
like getting so drunk. I wasrooming with will See and we were saying
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it this like Koyar Marriott, andI showered my clothes on because I was
so drunk, and I was standingup, leaning up like I lost a
big game. And I fell asleepstanding up in the shower and fell out
of the shower, and I hearwill See in the other outside the bathroom
going hey, brother, are youokay? And I go, yeah,
I'm fine. I'm just shaving.He goes, it sounded like you fell
out last hower, brother, AndI go, no, I didn't,
man, mind your business. Iget in again, I fall out of
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the shower again, and then hegoes, brother, you definitely fell At
that time, he goes, that'sno shave sound. And then there and
he goes there's water coming up fromunder the uh the door, and then
I get out and I take achicken pot pie from that I'd taken from
the hotel snack lounge. I couldn'topen it. I threw it against the
wall. It smacked the window andcracked it, and then I got to
build the next morning that said poppie plus a broken window. No,
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yeah, I mean when you whenyou break something on the road and you're
new to comedy and you're broke,it's like devastating. Oh that was spring
training. We uh Andrew and JeffJeff Dian and just later were wrestling around
in the crappy like used to beat Hampton Inn and UH wrestled off the
bed everything he used to be aHampton. Yeah right, And you could
see the lettering still says like Hampton. All you see is in like see
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ham in And you're like they justtook off the club. Yeah, yeah,
exactly. There's right, there's anIrish what you used to be an
Irish pub and they're like, yeah, it used to be a Yeah,
I know. I can tell allthe dead souls that were on the stage
all one time, and they werewrestling and one of them flew off the
bed and immediately broke the window outof the hotel. What like like the
whole wall, the whole wall almostfell down and they broke that thing,
and it was like I was like, oh my god, we just made
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we just lost money. Like asa group, we're in Phoenix trying to
do shows just to watch Spring Marinersspring training baseball. Did you just do
that? It was Howard Hughes.Oh yeah, but he uh we did.
Howard's room. That room was likethe little Mexican uh hotel that with
the restaurant that was attached to us. He had like three or four different
conditions of that place. God blessHoward. He went to the forty five
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minutes after I my headlining said,yeah, that's a great that's great when
when a club owner, who blessyou, Howard. I mean just that
you did it. So this isn'tI'm not saying anything new. Um you
were you were a nice guy whenI dealt with you. Swall say that,
but man, that was a weirdmove. My dad. I flew
my dad out and I get upstage and walk back and then my dad
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just goes. I think he's gonnado a set right now, and I
was going, no, no,no, he's not No one would do
that. He's closing the shot.If he's gonna do anything, he's gonna
do it. And then he dida couple of jokes and then all of
a sudden just went on and thenall of a sudden it was ten minutes,
twenty minutes, thirty, and thenI was like, I think I
think we should I think we cango. I think we can go,
and let's just gonna bring you backup because I don't really know what's going
on. I think we could justhave head out to the hotel Terry Taylor
at Giggles in Seattle, where wefirst met stand up when you were living
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in LA and coming back. Yeah. Um. He used to get on
stage after some of the All Starweekends, which were like where we all
got our start, all the Seattleguys that I started with, UM doing
like fifteen minute spots. He'd geton stage after before and after the show.
Before the show, he'd get onstage and just brayed the crowd for
not buying tickets, how they wereall papered tickets and like two for ones.
Yeah, And at the end ofthe show he'd get up and just
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brayed everyone about how no one boughtanything and this is why comedy's dying,
and we're all just sitting in theback on like, so did we not
do well? Like well and customersto be liked? Does he not want
us here? Oh yeah? Hewon't shut the mic off on me during
an open mic when I brought twentypeople because I ran the light by a
minute and he just like pulled themic and then I had to do it.
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I go screw it, I'll doit acapella and I started screaming.
All my friends started going nuts,and then he turned the music on.
Oh yeah yeah, and I andmy friends started booing and they were all
like on the way. I waslike, we're never coming back, man,
that's messed up. We're the audiencetonight. And he was just like,
oh man, I went out there. I was like, sorry,
ter, He's like, you wentover. I was like, I was
a minute. I'm sorry. Iwas truly not looking to go probably more
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than another minute. I don't haveanother minute. I mean, I was
just trying to out the crowd.I got maybe like, give me a
couple more minutes. He like,also, dude, I was just trying
to not have that happen. That'sit. I was just trying to get
off staye thousand percent and not beplayed off. I wish I could remember
the song, but I blocked outof my memory. Was I mean,
if that was let's see what wasthat? That was two thousand seven eight,
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Yeah, Lee twent thou seven eight. That's when we were all hanging
out of there. Yeah, andjust learning the hard way that like you're
so unvalued. I think it's Ihope it's changing now, but I you
know, I worked the road lessnow because I do morning radio and then
I have a well, this guywill be a little more difficult to go
with me. Um box this weekendif you want. Yeah, oh dude,
I'd love to come anytime. I'dlove to any and all shows.
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Um So, I remember what's thefirst time I went? Because you know,
we're all competitive dudes, like we'reall athletes, and I went on
I went on stage, and uh, I followed Jay Holzman and I was
like my second open mic or something. I didn't really know how it went
because I was just kind of likerattled and like I had all this adrenaline
going and he goes that's Brian whateveryone He's available for kids parties and he
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got a big laugh and I waslike, are we fighting? Am I
out? Yeah? Doing the kickthat guy's I asked that, Oh yeah,
yeah. The roasting of the comedianafters always unless it's someone you like
Greg Girardo r I P when Ihosted for him at the Run Improv.
I get off stage, I'm abackwards hat and a short sleeve like checker
shirt and yeah, can't we goover Adam? Everybody? So uh glad
he dressed who dress like a freakingseven year old tonight and they just roasted
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me for like three minutes, andI stood in the back just being like,
this is awesome. Yeah, wellhe's one of the greatest too,
just like his voice is just yeah, and also he just like, you
know, I built a little bitof rapport with him, but it's like
but also I knew it was injess and he wasn't trying to actually like
bury me and make me, youknow, jump off the roof of the
club. My worst nightmare ever happenedfrom of Greg DRAWLDO. And that was
last Comic Standing auditions. Oh no, and I just came. I went
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up and just forgot my joke,just a hundred percent forgot the joke.
I went on stage and I didI just did this set up and then
I was like and uh Drawl waslike, I know you're funny, dude.
I've seen you a couple of times, I have worked with you.
And Andy Kindler goes, that's probablynot how that ends, right, and
I'm like, oh no, well, at least you didn't. And then
I just was terrified it was gonnaend up in like the montage of people
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failing. It didn't. Again,that's also what you don't want. I
auditioned the very It was the seasonwith Alonzo Oh Yeah, Aunt and Kathleen
Madigan, and I was the lastcomic of the whole thing to go up.
I was maybe three years in.I should not have been auditioning.
My manners like, if you wantto go up in an hour, you
can go up at the very end, and I was like, sure,
yeah, dude, I'll do it. Of course, so I rushed down
the end. Problem I'm staying outthere for maybe four minutes, and then
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they open the doors and shoved mein big bright lights that run to the
stage, and I at the timeyou know, I had this foldier's coffee
joke, and I start doing it, you know the best part of waking
Yeah, it's not dying. Yeah, And I start doing I go,
man, I saw this folder's coffeecommercially the other day. Man really misleading
slogan, And then Kathleen before Ican get to that punchline, which,
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by the way, always crushed andbecause everyone knows a jingle, and then
it's just a well you sold it, you sold it, so like dying
jingle, and then the idea oflike waking up and go oh, yeah,
I'm still alive, and Kathleen,oh, Denny, he served this
one too, all right, niquill if you take ni quill. Yeah,
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And so then Kathleen goes, oh, really a folder's joke cuts me
off, and I go what Andshe goes, what is it? Nineteen
eighty five? And I go,I'm the last one, right, like
kind of trying to be like yougot your shots of like roasted and toasted
people, right, And so thenI go, uh, I go,
yeah, so what do you wantme to do the rest of it?
And just I mean, I don'tknow. Lunzo goes, come on,
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man, yeah, what else?He got man, and so then I
kind of stumbled. I just quicklytry to remember what's next at that point,
completely rattled and uh, and thendid one other bit and then I
think I did an Oprah joke.Oprah like you get a dodo, you
get a like some sort of likelottery, the slogans like it could be
you, like it would you know, even when the odds are one and
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seven billion people buy tickets, youhave a better shot of blah blah blah
happening. But and then I didthat and just crickets, and then Ant
goes, well, that was fun, and then Lonzo goes, man,
you try man, and then andthen Kathleen just and I've seen her so
many times since and I've never forgottenthat even when i've met her, I
just I shoot daggers back at her, like you were so mean for no
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reason. You were just you weremean, because it's like you guys needed
mean footage. But the last comicdo you think he really needed that?
The very last one of the day. Also, like the whole Folders like
it was just nineteen eighty five.It's like, oh, come on,
you don't play folders commercials. Bythe way, I want to go through
your set right now and just drillyou on references that I know you know
are probably like also you can saythat about anything. Oh really, you're
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just gonna talk make a hat jokelike yeah. Well. It's like when
I see like OJ on Twitter,which is so funny, like you know,
he's that that just him doing thatmakes him and those things relevant again
to be which is so bonkers.When he's like I saw him after the
murder trials. Uh, and heweighs in on murder, it's like name,
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He's like, everyone's been asking me, you know, uh, what
do I think? What do Ithink about murder? Is if I'm some
sort of experts what? He andthen and then he giggles to himself and
I go, dude, you're yeah, like you're not an expert in murder.
Oj I was an expert, likeI did that book. Oh my
god, my buddy golf with himfor some tournament in Vegas and he was
like, dude, it was sohard to not say certain words like oh
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man, that ball has got alot of sets. Dude, you really
kill that ship? You murder them? Yeah? What having fun? Yeah?
Yeah, you're all sliced cooks,Did you kill someone the hook?
What a weird thing to kill somebodyand just completely just live a normal life,
right and then make inn like tonguein cheek, laugh at it and
put yourself out there. Maybe that'shis, like you know his. He
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think it's like a sense mechanism,Like if I just normal, people think
that I didn't do it, right, what would I do if I didn't
really do it? I make jokesabout all the time, right, No,
dude, you probably wouldn't because regardlessit is the mother of your children.
Oh yeah, is your wife intothe murder podcast Crime Dogs? Yeah?
What for sure? Snapped twenty twentywatch every week. She loves twenty
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twenty to the point at which likeif I do, And I told her,
I was like, look, ifsomething happens to be like natural causes
or something, you're gonna be lookedat because they're just gonna look at the
queue and be like, we knowthere's something else. Like you can say
this is natural causes all you wantto, but we're gonna have to investigate
this as a murder because of whatNetflix is recommending. Yep, Yeah,
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there's too much. The show's almostlike give and give the Girls like an
exact blueprint of like how to dostuff. Snapped his great because it was
like he didn't like my he didn'tcompliment my bull and A's so I cut
off at Penis while he was sleeping, you know, Like Jesus, that
is funny. Like the ones onSnapped, You're like, I don't get
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it, man, I don't getit. And then it's like I could
see my wife when I leave,like a toilet seat up or something.
I'm like, oh, that's howit happens. One time too many,
one time too many. Yeah,yeah, you did one thing wrong.
You left the cupboard door open,and it's like you end up with a
knife from that cupboard in your juggular. But how can you never hear about
like a female Jeffrey Dahmer, Youknow, it's only ever like because we're
crazy enough to just like people.Girls, I think, like the Women's
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Serial Killer over time have just beenpractical. Like they're just like, you
know what I'm gonna start doing killingperverts who want to like I want to
get a prostitute. Yeah, I'mnot gonna eat him. I'm just gonna
kill them. Also, they're alittle more calorie conscientious. That's a good
point. Summer bod. Yeah,summer bod. I can't eat all that.
It's what is that gonna straight inmy head? Yeah? His knees,
I go straight to my Um.So what do you gout coming up?
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Besides so I know? And isthe Young Rock? Is that background
waiting for to hear if we geta season four? Um? If we
do, let me know if yougot a steroid guy, because I'll be
probably full on Vince Cman, likeyou know, into the nineties to where
he's juiced fully. Um. Andthen um, gonna shoot my special in
a couple of months. Um,do you have a spot for shooting it
at Denver? Okay, that's awesomeNew Comedy Works or uh one of the
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smaller theaters one of those yeah okay, Um. And then the podcast about
last night. Um, touring allover Adam ray Comedy dot com for all
my tour day tickets. I'm inthe Barbie movie that comes out in July,
so wild. Yeah see and that'smy favorite dude. Think the random
things you pop up in I'm tellingyou incredible. Yeah. And then um,
(23:02):
um, shooting a Paul Fieg movieout here actually with John Cena and
aquafina. Um and then, um, I think that's it for now.
Adam Ray Comedy dot Com, Instagram, TikTok towel. You're really funny.
The podcast you have is great.Um. The random characters you do were
great on social media. Um sotonight, Um, tonight shal with show
seven? Uh yet, so whatis it? Eight and ten? I
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think yeah, eight and ten allweekend? I think six nine and there's
six punch line. Yes, inthe Landmark Diner on Roswell Road. It's
it's great. The club's better,dude, it's it's a hanger on.
It's a hang on club from afrom a forgotten era. Yeah, when
you walk in there, some wasthere. George Wallace just popped in.
Yep. We got some Mariners comingtonight. So incredible. All right,
(23:47):
thanks, Um, I'll post allthe oh right, do you want to
say anything nice? Dude? He'slike, dude, A folder's joke,
really joke. Really, I'm tryingto take a nap over there, man,
I just woke up got comedian AdamRay, good friend of mine, knowing
this dude for years, playing thepunchline tonight, Friday and Saturday. Sorry,
I'm all winded. I've been runningaround with this kid in my arms.
It's a good workout though. Gosh, it's so funny. I don't
think you've ever well, I haven'tseen you in a couple of years now,
ye before the pandemics. How areyour dad jokes? Oh? Man,
they're great? Have they gotten better? Because he knows about Brian Mood
(00:22):
He had quite a few dad jokespre kid. I mean, I think
dad jokes are lost art for him, and the more you tell him,
the better they get. Well.The funny part about dad jokes is like
you you heat, you feel onecoming, and as a comedian you're like,
don't, don't do it, don't. Well, you gotta do it
around comedians. If you do itaround non comedians, they go, I
(00:42):
thought you were a comedian. OhI know, well yeah, I just
I just it felt like the movehere because we're to barbecue and it's midl
of the afternoon. Yeah, andyou know, and then they'll go like,
well, I mean, if youwant some no, oh, my
uber driver just told me a joke. Let me see if it's appropriate enough
to retail. What do you say? He goes up, Oh, man,
I'm gonna forget it. Um Stevodid tell me a joke a couple
(01:03):
of nights ago. He goes,He goes, how do you get a
nun pregnant? I go, howdo you how? He goes, you,
Um, I'm not even sure ifI can say what, I just
do it. You can have sex? You have sex with her? And
they started laughing really hard. Andthat's one of those ones that I hate.
Little kid street jokes are my favoritebecause I always feel like I should
be smart enough to get them.Oh yeah, Like a little kid's like,
(01:25):
hey, um, you know what'sthis? And you're like, oh,
come on, man, like whatkind of kind of bird flies sideways?
And you're like, god damn it. Oh yeah, And then they
tell you what it is, andyou're like, oh, I'm a smart
person. I went to call mynephew told me this one. He goes,
why is six a phrase? Seven? Because seven eight nine? And
he laughed like like he got youso good? Yeah, like he got
(01:46):
me so good. Boom roasted boomroasted Boom goes the Dynamite and got nails
you. Um so I wanted totell you this is maybe laugh. So
you pop up in the most randomthings, the most random like projects,
TV and film, right, LikeI know you know the Young Rock you're
in and I remember when you bookedthat you were out and you went went
(02:07):
to Australia. Yeah, but theone that made me laugh really hard was
all of a sudden, you poppedup in the Hulu Chipping Dales. So
yeah, as like the strip clubMC on roller skates hadn't been on roller
skates since maybe ninety two. That'sgreat. Yeah, And my wife was
like, my wife Jessica was like, I'm like I know that guy,
Like that's Adam. That's my friend. Like we used to do stand up
(02:30):
in Seattle, like just bought likejust trying to torture frat guys at Thursday
on a Giggle at Giggles Comedy Cluband then in La Too. And she's
like yeah right, I'm like Ipromise you it's the weirdest thing. Like
it just popped up and I waslike, oh there is, yeah,
yeah, yeah, that the guywho did that to the Pama Tommy show,
and so I played Jay Leno onThe Pama Tommy Show and then and
then he was like, hey,can you roller skate? And I was
(02:51):
like, yeah, man, Iwon like six tournaments when I was ten,
and he was like serious. Iwas like no, but but I
wouldn't but I can definitely skate it. I'm not gonna say no. I'm
gonna figure it out. And soI went to this place called Moonlit roll
Away in the Valley. It's likea straight out of a Wes Anderson film,
like an old school roller skating ring. And I went there two nights
before shooting, and I was like, I gotta get some muscle memory back.
(03:12):
And we walk up and the woman'slike, we started selling tickets at
ten o'clock and it was nine fiftyeight. She's like, you can only
do on the app. So Icould get take on my phone and I'm
trying to do it and all ofa sudden it clicks ten o'clock and it
says sold out. No. SoI'm like, please, I have to
shoot this show, this Chipendale show. She goes ten doesn't sound real.
I'm like, please, I'm playingthis restricle MC. I'm like gonna be
a roller skates. You gotta letme get it in there, and I
gotta like move around a little bit. And so she goes, you can
(03:35):
ask the manager. So this woman, she's probably no joke, like ninety
six years old, and she walksup like some sort of like Labyrinth character.
She goes, well, yeah,my name is Ruth's. He had
a problem here. And I waslike, Ruth, I'm shooting this Chipendale
show. I gotta play the MC. I gotta get some skate action back
in my feet and figure out what'sgoing on with my legs and see if
I can stand up or not.And she's like, he did get you.
(03:55):
I was like, no, mymy wife would me. And she's
like, all right, don't tellanybody the idea days and then she gives
us two tickets. And then thisguy with a rat tail on roller skates
skates up the stairs and he goes, WHOA, I've never seen someone swindle
rude like that before, Mike.And then he goes, come on,
let me show you around. Ashe's skating up the stairs, he skates
backwards into the rink and then justgoes, put your shoes over there,
snacks over there, vetting machine withthe good snatches over there and enjoy yourself,
(04:19):
and they just skates onto the floorbackwards and it was like a backwards
all skape. We skated for liketen minutes. I fell down probably sixteen
times and then uh and then didthe show. But um yeah, dark
story. Didn't know there was allthat greed and either murder and sorry to
spoiler it's been out for a while, but I mean also you could just
google the Chipping Dales Google. Ihad no idea about the story either.
(04:41):
I just I was watching, uhyou know, I saw it. I
was like, I always find itfascinating that Kumail nan Gianni books, like,
well one the dude is like absolutelyJack to Jack now. Yeah,
and uh, and there's another storyI was telling my wife about, like
just stand up because you know,you do all these random festivals and yeah,
and uh, the first time Iever met Kumail was the DC Comedy
Festival. We're on like the youknow they put like the Rising Star showcase.
(05:03):
Yeah. It was a Thursday nightat ten o'clock, like a ten
o'clock called Thursday, which is nota good smell. Eight o'clock on Thursdays
can be tough at time, oryou got people that are like they're like
starting their weekend early. It's amindset, so Thursdays can be super fun
early or they can be a bitof a struggle. Yeah. Um,
So Tony Rock was on stage andout of the blue, like he's already
(05:26):
going along. And then for somereason, like this old white dude who
looked like he was chiseled into oneof the statues at the Capitol Building,
which had that vibe of like youdon't even want to you don't even want
to ask him his history because itinvolves like owning human beings and stuff.
He's just like, I never mind, I don't even know why I asked
you, Like how long you've beenin this town? Yeah, And for
some reason, he'd like flicked achicken wing onto the stage, and Tony
(05:48):
Rock was like like then proceeded tolecture this dude like how crazy, Like
what he did was just insane wow, and the imagery and the guy was
like, I didn't mean I don'tI just said you said you were hungry
or like something like, because theshow was going long and then just ended
up turning into this absolutely no nightmare. And then some of the crowd stayed
over. We didn't get Yeah,trying to have some fun and cut it
(06:13):
out, everybody, let's have it'scoming right, look at the back wall's
comedy. And then uh Kumail wasthe first comic to go up, and
the crowd was still super weird becausethey kind of just try to roll it
into the late show like they doin La a Lot where they're just like
the eight o'clock shows like runs alongand they're like, hey, let's just
can't everybody here like but just throwthe next MC up to start the show,
and the crowds like, wait aminute, what just happening? Hostage,
(06:35):
Yeah, we're still doing this anduh Kumail end up doing like thirty
minutes on like a six minute set, and then I was right after him,
and as I walked up on stage, Eddie Brill was over in the
corner just reaming Kumail for like beingdisrespectful like by like twenty five minutes,
and Uh, in my mind,I was doing this set and there's like
it's awful energy in the room andstuff, and uh, you go out
(06:58):
and immediately like this is my TI. I could turn it around, and
then it starts going bad and you'relike, Wow, I'm just gonna try
to survive this yea and not doanything. And then I looked over and
I just saw Eddie Brill, who'sbooking Letterman at the time, Like there's
reaming Ku Mail and I'm like,yeah, probably not gonna book it.
Not gonna book this Mail is havinga bad time. Yeah. I mean,
no comedian is immune from those typesof stories. If you've done right
(07:19):
enough, if I feel like,if you've done it right, because and
by done it right, I meanlike just said yes to things where you're
like so delusional you don't even knowhow bad it could be. Right,
and also you just need You can'tbe picky about stage time when you're starting
out, so you're like, Igotta just do anywhere. Where's the worst
place you performed? Oh? Man, it was the worst? Was and
(07:41):
exactly I said yes to a thingthat I looking back and I was like,
you're an idiot, But why didyou do this? It wasn't When
I was in Boston and this guywas like, we're looking for a warm
up actor to do comedy in betweenreggaetne bands at this place called Yeah,
this place called the hide in likeHyde in downtown Bosson and immediately I was
getting heckled just relentlessly by people,and this guy starts booing me. And
(08:05):
then I'm going back and forth withthis dude and I'm just eating time,
that's it, right, while thereggaetone bands are like switching and uh,
this guy starts reggae jokes like yeah, like three and I shot him all
like right at the gates and theyweren't laughing at Bob Marley jokes or they
were like we don't find that funny. Do you remember any of them?
(08:26):
No? All I remember is thisdude starts heckling me in a really heavy
Middle Eastern accent, right, andwe're in downtown Boston and it's like I'm
doing the best I can, butI'm like running out of avenues of like
something funny. Yeah, and like, man, this guy's making it so
difficult. Like we're you know,it's the mid two thousand or you know,
two thousand and twelve. And afterthe show he comes up to me.
(08:46):
They didn't pay me, so theywere like, yeah, oh,
checks in the mail, and I'mlike whatever, dude, like I just
want to add here so bad rightnow. And this guy comes up and
he's like, hey, we'll stop. Dude. He's got like a queen's
accent, and I'm like what andhe goes, yeah, I thought it'd
be funny if I heckled you likea some Middle Eastern a dude. And
I'm like, I want to Iwant to kill you. I'll come on
the road with you if yeah,yeah, it's great, Um, welcome.
(09:07):
I'm thinking about trying that. I'mlike, oh my god, that
show is that guy with the accent? That's not real. I mean,
why did you sign up to dothis? I'm like, oh, I've
been doing this for a decade.Where did I sign up to do this?
I did this winery upstairs of aPassa Roblas with Brett Riley. He
was living there and he, uh, he wanted to get a comedy show
(09:28):
going, so they did at thetop of this brewery. And I was
playing Wolverine at Universal Studios at thetime, so all my jokes were about
being at Universal Studios. And there'sa woman in the corner and she was
drunk, and she uh, shewas making some some passes and I said
she was. At one point She'slike, can I give you a kiss?
And I was like, to thecrowd, should I let her give
me a kiss? So I wentover there, and she licks the side
of my face and made all thesejokes about how I was like, I
(09:48):
think I just got her pies,you know, gunnaia and blah blah blah
whatever, and then she uh andthen she I'm killing I'm killing right now
with your I've heard this story before. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you
were Wolverine. What happened? Didshe throw a wine like a big like
red like a red wine wake onyour face? And then she threw a
(10:09):
wine So then I go once Isay, I think I just got herbies
from her. I look over inthe corner of my eye and she's picking
up the wineglass to throw it atme. But I'm about ten fifteen feet
away, so I see in myperipheral vision. So I look up,
and I don't have enough time tolike completely rax, so I just put
my hand up to like deflect it, and the base of the wineglass hits
my sweaty palm and away where itsticks to it for like half a second.
So all I had to do waslike reach my hands grabbed it.
(10:31):
So I grabbed it out of midair, and then once I realized that,
I held it up into the skyand I started screaming, and the whole
crowd one nuts, about two hundredand fifty people. I said, I
said, I told you I'm Wolverine. Don't don't mess with me. And
then the whole place went nuts,and they treated me like I was Paul
McCartney, and like everybody just poppedme shots. And then I ended up
like getting so drunk. I wasrooming with will See and we were saying
(10:54):
it this like Koyar Marriott, andI showered my clothes on because I was
so drunk, and I was standingup, leaning up like I lost a
big game. And I fell asleepstanding up in the shower and fell out
of the shower, and I hearwill See in the other outside the bathroom
going hey, brother, are youokay? And I go, yeah,
I'm fine. I'm just shaving.He goes, it sounded like you fell
out last hower, brother, AndI go, no, I didn't,
man, mind your business. Iget in again, I fall out of
(11:15):
the shower again, and then hegoes, brother, you definitely fell At
that time, he goes, that'sno shave sound. And then there and
he goes there's water coming up fromunder the uh the door, and then
I get out and I take achicken pot pie from that I'd taken from
the hotel snack lounge. I couldn'topen it. I threw it against the
wall. It smacked the window andcracked it, and then I got to
build the next morning that said poppie plus a broken window. No,
(11:37):
yeah, I mean when you whenyou break something on the road and you're
new to comedy and you're broke,it's like devastating. Oh that was spring
training. We uh Andrew and JeffJeff Dian and just later were wrestling around
in the crappy like used to beat Hampton Inn and UH wrestled off the
bed everything he used to be aHampton. Yeah right, And you could
see the lettering still says like Hampton. All you see is in like see
(12:00):
ham in And you're like they justtook off the club. Yeah, yeah,
exactly. There's right, there's anIrish what you used to be an
Irish pub and they're like, yeah, it used to be a Yeah,
I know. I can tell allthe dead souls that were on the stage
all one time, and they werewrestling and one of them flew off the
bed and immediately broke the window outof the hotel. What like like the
whole wall, the whole wall almostfell down and they broke that thing,
and it was like I was like, oh my god, we just made
(12:22):
we just lost money. Like asa group, we're in Phoenix trying to
do shows just to watch Spring Marinersspring training baseball. Did you just do
that? It was Howard Hughes.Oh yeah, but he uh we did.
Howard's room. That room was likethe little Mexican uh hotel that with
the restaurant that was attached to us. He had like three or four different
conditions of that place. God blessHoward. He went to the forty five
(12:45):
minutes after I my headlining said,yeah, that's a great that's great when
when a club owner, who blessyou, Howard. I mean just that
you did it. So this isn'tI'm not saying anything new. Um you
were you were a nice guy whenI dealt with you. Swall say that,
but man, that was a weirdmove. My dad. I flew
my dad out and I get upstage and walk back and then my dad
(13:07):
just goes. I think he's gonnado a set right now, and I
was going, no, no,no, he's not No one would do
that. He's closing the shot.If he's gonna do anything, he's gonna
do it. And then he dida couple of jokes and then all of
a sudden just went on and thenall of a sudden it was ten minutes,
twenty minutes, thirty, and thenI was like, I think I
think we should I think we cango. I think we can go,
and let's just gonna bring you backup because I don't really know what's going
on. I think we could justhave head out to the hotel Terry Taylor
at Giggles in Seattle, where wefirst met stand up when you were living
(13:31):
in LA and coming back. Yeah. Um. He used to get on
stage after some of the All Starweekends, which were like where we all
got our start, all the Seattleguys that I started with, UM doing
like fifteen minute spots. He'd geton stage after before and after the show.
Before the show, he'd get onstage and just brayed the crowd for
not buying tickets, how they wereall papered tickets and like two for ones.
Yeah, And at the end ofthe show he'd get up and just
(13:54):
brayed everyone about how no one boughtanything and this is why comedy's dying,
and we're all just sitting in theback on like, so did we not
do well? Like well and customersto be liked? Does he not want
us here? Oh yeah? Hewon't shut the mic off on me during
an open mic when I brought twentypeople because I ran the light by a
minute and he just like pulled themic and then I had to do it.
(14:15):
I go screw it, I'll doit acapella and I started screaming.
All my friends started going nuts,and then he turned the music on.
Oh yeah yeah, and I andmy friends started booing and they were all
like on the way. I waslike, we're never coming back, man,
that's messed up. We're the audiencetonight. And he was just like,
oh man, I went out there. I was like, sorry,
ter, He's like, you wentover. I was like, I was
a minute. I'm sorry. Iwas truly not looking to go probably more
(14:37):
than another minute. I don't haveanother minute. I mean, I was
just trying to out the crowd.I got maybe like, give me a
couple more minutes. He like,also, dude, I was just trying
to not have that happen. That'sit. I was just trying to get
off staye thousand percent and not beplayed off. I wish I could remember
the song, but I blocked outof my memory. Was I mean,
if that was let's see what wasthat? That was two thousand seven eight,
(15:00):
Yeah, Lee twent thou seven eight. That's when we were all hanging
out of there. Yeah, andjust learning the hard way that like you're
so unvalued. I think it's Ihope it's changing now, but I you
know, I worked the road lessnow because I do morning radio and then
I have a well, this guywill be a little more difficult to go
with me. Um box this weekendif you want. Yeah, oh dude,
I'd love to come anytime. I'dlove to any and all shows.
(15:20):
Um So, I remember what's thefirst time I went? Because you know,
we're all competitive dudes, like we'reall athletes, and I went on
I went on stage, and uh, I followed Jay Holzman and I was
like my second open mic or something. I didn't really know how it went
because I was just kind of likerattled and like I had all this adrenaline
going and he goes that's Brian whateveryone He's available for kids parties and he
(15:41):
got a big laugh and I waslike, are we fighting? Am I
out? Yeah? Doing the kickthat guy's I asked that, Oh yeah,
yeah. The roasting of the comedianafters always unless it's someone you like
Greg Girardo r I P when Ihosted for him at the Run Improv.
I get off stage, I'm abackwards hat and a short sleeve like checker
shirt and yeah, can't we goover Adam? Everybody? So uh glad
he dressed who dress like a freakingseven year old tonight and they just roasted
(16:04):
me for like three minutes, andI stood in the back just being like,
this is awesome. Yeah, wellhe's one of the greatest too,
just like his voice is just yeah, and also he just like, you
know, I built a little bitof rapport with him, but it's like
but also I knew it was injess and he wasn't trying to actually like
bury me and make me, youknow, jump off the roof of the
club. My worst nightmare ever happenedfrom of Greg DRAWLDO. And that was
last Comic Standing auditions. Oh no, and I just came. I went
(16:27):
up and just forgot my joke,just a hundred percent forgot the joke.
I went on stage and I didI just did this set up and then
I was like and uh Drawl waslike, I know you're funny, dude.
I've seen you a couple of times, I have worked with you.
And Andy Kindler goes, that's probablynot how that ends, right, and
I'm like, oh no, well, at least you didn't. And then
I just was terrified it was gonnaend up in like the montage of people
(16:48):
failing. It didn't. Again,that's also what you don't want. I
auditioned the very It was the seasonwith Alonzo Oh Yeah, Aunt and Kathleen
Madigan, and I was the lastcomic of the whole thing to go up.
I was maybe three years in.I should not have been auditioning.
My manners like, if you wantto go up in an hour, you
can go up at the very end, and I was like, sure,
yeah, dude, I'll do it. Of course, so I rushed down
the end. Problem I'm staying outthere for maybe four minutes, and then
(17:11):
they open the doors and shoved mein big bright lights that run to the
stage, and I at the timeyou know, I had this foldier's coffee
joke, and I start doing it, you know the best part of waking
Yeah, it's not dying. Yeah, And I start doing I go,
man, I saw this folder's coffeecommercially the other day. Man really misleading
slogan, And then Kathleen before Ican get to that punchline, which,
(17:32):
by the way, always crushed andbecause everyone knows a jingle, and then
it's just a well you sold it, you sold it, so like dying
jingle, and then the idea oflike waking up and go oh, yeah,
I'm still alive, and Kathleen,oh, Denny, he served this
one too, all right, niquill if you take ni quill. Yeah,
(17:53):
And so then Kathleen goes, oh, really a folder's joke cuts me
off, and I go what Andshe goes, what is it? Nineteen
eighty five? And I go,I'm the last one, right, like
kind of trying to be like yougot your shots of like roasted and toasted
people, right, And so thenI go, uh, I go,
yeah, so what do you wantme to do the rest of it?
And just I mean, I don'tknow. Lunzo goes, come on,
(18:15):
man, yeah, what else?He got man, and so then I
kind of stumbled. I just quicklytry to remember what's next at that point,
completely rattled and uh, and thendid one other bit and then I
think I did an Oprah joke.Oprah like you get a dodo, you
get a like some sort of likelottery, the slogans like it could be
you, like it would you know, even when the odds are one and
(18:37):
seven billion people buy tickets, youhave a better shot of blah blah blah
happening. But and then I didthat and just crickets, and then Ant
goes, well, that was fun, and then Lonzo goes, man,
you try man, and then andthen Kathleen just and I've seen her so
many times since and I've never forgottenthat even when i've met her, I
just I shoot daggers back at her, like you were so mean for no
(19:00):
reason. You were just you weremean, because it's like you guys needed
mean footage. But the last comicdo you think he really needed that?
The very last one of the day. Also, like the whole Folders like
it was just nineteen eighty five.It's like, oh, come on,
you don't play folders commercials. Bythe way, I want to go through
your set right now and just drillyou on references that I know you know
are probably like also you can saythat about anything. Oh really, you're
(19:22):
just gonna talk make a hat jokelike yeah. Well. It's like when
I see like OJ on Twitter,which is so funny, like you know,
he's that that just him doing thatmakes him and those things relevant again
to be which is so bonkers.When he's like I saw him after the
murder trials. Uh, and heweighs in on murder, it's like name,
(19:44):
He's like, everyone's been asking me, you know, uh, what
do I think? What do Ithink about murder? Is if I'm some
sort of experts what? He andthen and then he giggles to himself and
I go, dude, you're yeah, like you're not an expert in murder.
Oj I was an expert, likeI did that book. Oh my
god, my buddy golf with himfor some tournament in Vegas and he was
like, dude, it was sohard to not say certain words like oh
(20:06):
man, that ball has got alot of sets. Dude, you really
kill that ship? You murder them? Yeah? What having fun? Yeah?
Yeah, you're all sliced cooks,Did you kill someone the hook?
What a weird thing to kill somebodyand just completely just live a normal life,
right and then make inn like tonguein cheek, laugh at it and
put yourself out there. Maybe that'shis, like you know his. He
(20:29):
think it's like a sense mechanism,Like if I just normal, people think
that I didn't do it, right, what would I do if I didn't
really do it? I make jokesabout all the time, right, No,
dude, you probably wouldn't because regardlessit is the mother of your children.
Oh yeah, is your wife intothe murder podcast Crime Dogs? Yeah?
What for sure? Snapped twenty twentywatch every week. She loves twenty
(20:51):
twenty to the point at which likeif I do, And I told her,
I was like, look, ifsomething happens to be like natural causes
or something, you're gonna be lookedat because they're just gonna look at the
queue and be like, we knowthere's something else. Like you can say
this is natural causes all you wantto, but we're gonna have to investigate
this as a murder because of whatNetflix is recommending. Yep, Yeah,
(21:12):
there's too much. The show's almostlike give and give the Girls like an
exact blueprint of like how to dostuff. Snapped his great because it was
like he didn't like my he didn'tcompliment my bull and A's so I cut
off at Penis while he was sleeping, you know, Like Jesus, that
is funny. Like the ones onSnapped, You're like, I don't get
(21:32):
it, man, I don't getit. And then it's like I could
see my wife when I leave,like a toilet seat up or something.
I'm like, oh, that's howit happens. One time too many,
one time too many. Yeah,yeah, you did one thing wrong.
You left the cupboard door open,and it's like you end up with a
knife from that cupboard in your juggular. But how can you never hear about
like a female Jeffrey Dahmer, Youknow, it's only ever like because we're
crazy enough to just like people.Girls, I think, like the Women's
(21:56):
Serial Killer over time have just beenpractical. Like they're just like, you
know what I'm gonna start doing killingperverts who want to like I want to
get a prostitute. Yeah, I'mnot gonna eat him. I'm just gonna
kill them. Also, they're alittle more calorie conscientious. That's a good
point. Summer bod. Yeah,summer bod. I can't eat all that.
It's what is that gonna straight inmy head? Yeah? His knees,
I go straight to my Um.So what do you gout coming up?
(22:18):
Besides so I know? And isthe Young Rock? Is that background
waiting for to hear if we geta season four? Um? If we
do, let me know if yougot a steroid guy, because I'll be
probably full on Vince Cman, likeyou know, into the nineties to where
he's juiced fully. Um. Andthen um, gonna shoot my special in
a couple of months. Um,do you have a spot for shooting it
at Denver? Okay, that's awesomeNew Comedy Works or uh one of the
(22:41):
smaller theaters one of those yeah okay, Um. And then the podcast about
last night. Um, touring allover Adam ray Comedy dot com for all
my tour day tickets. I'm inthe Barbie movie that comes out in July,
so wild. Yeah see and that'smy favorite dude. Think the random
things you pop up in I'm tellingyou incredible. Yeah. And then um,
(23:02):
um, shooting a Paul Fieg movieout here actually with John Cena and
aquafina. Um and then, um, I think that's it for now.
Adam Ray Comedy dot Com, Instagram, TikTok towel. You're really funny.
The podcast you have is great.Um. The random characters you do were
great on social media. Um sotonight, Um, tonight shal with show
seven? Uh yet, so whatis it? Eight and ten? I
(23:26):
think yeah, eight and ten allweekend? I think six nine and there's
six punch line. Yes, inthe Landmark Diner on Roswell Road. It's
it's great. The club's better,dude, it's it's a hanger on.
It's a hang on club from afrom a forgotten era. Yeah, when
you walk in there, some wasthere. George Wallace just popped in.
Yep. We got some Mariners comingtonight. So incredible. All right,
(23:47):
thanks, Um, I'll post allthe oh right, do you want to
say anything nice? Dude? He'slike, dude, A folder's joke,
really joke. Really, I'm tryingto take a nap over there, man,
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