Bringing the Urns to Thanksgiving Dinner

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Episode Transcript

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Grabbing a great Friday morning. Thanksfor being here with us. It's moot.
Kimmy and oics on George's number onefrom New Country ninety four point non
in the Bowl to day on theshow, The Great Holiday Grocery Giveaway starts
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Just day we had was it Fred? We called Fred yesterday. Yeah.
Fred was an awesome guy. AckworthYeah to see you started off with
like, hey heard you want athousand bucks taking us out for drinks,

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and he's like, yeah, Iwould never do that. He wants to
take his wife to Nashville Dollywood.Excuse me, Dolly World for a special
like sweet Christmas Light, sweet date. I love it. So we would
love to call you today to haveyou take us to get drinks as well.
Make sure you grab that keyworth thefirst one in nine to five this
morning. So yesterday I kind ofblocked this out. I think it was
fear and that was going to thedentist for the first time and I didn't

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even know, Oh, that's terrifying. So bringing you back, well,
I didn't actually get to that partyesterday. What Yeah, we'll get to
that in a second. So theyasked me when the last time I saw
a Dennis was and I had todo math on my fingers because it had
been since twenty eighteen. Yeah,it'd been about five years since I went
this fudal for me well, andalso I think you hit a point in
your life, especially with the dentists, think more so than anything, but

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maybe also just you know, physicalsand any kind of health where you hit
a point where you haven't gone inso long that you're like, oh God,
this is gonna be rough, likeyou just keep putting it off.
Yeah, like your car too,once you go over that oil the oil
change light, you're like, well, who cares? Now? Would be
judged by the guys that take fiveAnd so I was like, I was

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kind of terrified to go in yesterday. My wife takes care. She's never
missed his dental point. But shelike she went in she does have really
nice teeth. Yeah, like she'sobsessed with about it. But then again,
she eats a lot of candy.So I was terrified. They did
all the X rays and I wasjust like, here we go, Like
just I was expecting like a listof things to do, like a CVS
receipt where they unroll it. Yeah, they like you clearly haven't been flossing,

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right. They bring out the bigtools, like it's like a sander.
Yeah, they have a whole differentWe're gonna have to get ury out
of the back. URI's got theforearms for this. I no, cavity
is nothing. I was fine.I was I was flabbergasted that I had
zero problems. I gotta go backinto brushing good to get a deep cleaning.

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I also just don't eat a lotof candy. I guess who knows.
Maybe it's just luck. I haveno idea, But the reason I
brought it up is like just thatfear. I put it on Facebook and
the number of people that messaged mein the same position because they just can't
get over that. They don't wantto be judged. They don't want the
pain, they don't want all this. They just don't want to fix it
because they know it's gonna be aproblem or they don't want to like feel

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like you're in trouble with the dentist. Yeah, it was crazy, and
I was just like everyone was like, just go, it's only gonna get
worse. It can't get better.That's like tomorrow is worse than today.
You just got to like pull thetrigger and go. I think if I
was a dentist, just because ofthe humor that I have, the minute
I had somebody locked into the chairwith the thing in their mouth and like
all that, I would walk it, or I would just over the speakers.
You would hear do you want toplay a game? A little guy

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would roll in with his tricycle,right the old dude with like the spirals
on his shaek. No, big, big shout out to doctor Salazar dent
first, because he was like,nop, looks good. He's like,
that's crazy. Five years and Iwas like, don't get this in my
head because you won't see me.You won't see me again until twenty thirty
five. If you say that,excuse your new bull morning show. You
guys make my morning every day whenI get in the car. Moude Kenny

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Otis one hour from now, seventen, your first shot at one hundred
bucks today with a great holiday grocerygiveaway with our friends at a Mirror Group
Healthcare. We got it twice onthe show today, but we got five
shots today. First at sevent ten, it's Kimmy and Otis got the six
head headlines right now with Kimmy Kruba, we'll find out if couples really do
this just to keep the wife happyin just a minute. But first,

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Major League Baseball announced yesterday that theAtlanta Braves will host twenty twenty five MLB
All Star Game. They have nothosted since two thousand at Turner Field,
so that'll be really exciting. Andthere was even more baseball news because Atlanta
Braves star Ronald Acunya Junior also wonthe National League Most Valuable Player Award in
a unanimous vote, which is Imean he had a great season. I'm

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throwing a personal plug. Guess whogets to host the twenty twenty five All
Star Game? Ooh really show ideally, Otis, how did you? How
do you not tell us that Itell you right now, you wanted to
make like a big Yeah, ifyou're the in game host, you do
it for the Also games, Ihad a friend do it in Seattle.
It's awesome. That's really cool.Well. Also, a new survey by
Yuga found that the most popular holiday, which you wouldn't guess if you walk

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into the stores, is actually Thanksgiving. Eighty percent of people say Thanksgiving is
our number one holiday, followed byChristmas with seventy seven percent, and then
Memorial Day and Mother's Day tied atseventy six percent. Becau, it's the
least amount of stress, right,Thanksgiving off to buy any gifts. You
just got to get food, andfood's gotta be perfect. Yeah, right,
Christmas comes to stress. You gotto make sure you get presents for
people. Do all that. See, then maybe the stores shouldn't just skip

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over things costume. It's all allthe rest are stressful. Okay. So,
researchers have discovered that men often lettheir female partners winning games and competitions
to avoid conflicts. Basically a happywife, happy life sort of thing.
Otis, I know you're super competitive. That cannot be true with you.
There's no let on, buddy.Sometimes my littlest kid. I'll let him

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win out just so he feels good. But my wife, no, I
feel like there is a bell curvefor that. Okay, we're like right
out of the gates. So youstart dating, Yeah, you might throw
a couple of games bowling because you'relike flirting and you're dating, and then
about like five years in the marriage, you are mopping the floor with that
bowl. And then as you getolder, you start to throw games again

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because you're like, I don't wantto arge you. But then as you
get even older than that, you'relike, I don't even care if they're
mad at me. Be mad.There's a strike, it goes back up
again. Yeah, it's posing wavesdepending on how long you've been together.
I agree with the Briant research.Yeah, so the headlines, we keep
a crub every day at six tenand eight ten. We got a brand
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Here I moot Kimmy and Otis,I'm Brian Moot. Every Friday we highlight
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get a double bonus of her.She's two hours starting eleven's right back to
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of cool when you see two Davis'stogether and it's called two Songs Too Late,
sim and Tim Tweet and heaven noviolent person. I sewed up and

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she's done get sideway too long bythe set country song. Damn, I
got two songs too Late. It'sa good one. I like it.
It feels good. We said thatthis is the type of song that he
grew up on. Well, he'sfascinated when like artists collaborate with family members,
because that could go sideways so fast, right, I would be so

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weird, right, Like, Sohe works with his brother. That's great.
Or when Caine Brown and his wifeCaitlyn did that song thank God,
like, imagine if it doesn't gowell right and they're like, hey,
so uh, what about the songwe wrote gonna make the album? Or
what? Yeah? Yeah, myfault that I didn't do play that one
live? Maybe I'll be at theshow. I could hop up there with
no stress. It's like, howdo you tell him like that it's not

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a hit. When Geordan was intown his little kids with him and his
little girl, she sings songs.I go, does any of them sing?
And he's like watch this and hesang like half the lyric and she
finished it out. Jordan's a greatguy to do that with jokes finished this
one. Bud ninety four point onthe ball. Thanks for hanging out with
us on your Friday morning. It'smoot, Kimmy and Otis, I'm Brian

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moot. Today's last day, thelast day to grab yourself a thousand bucks.
Who couldn't use an extra thousand bucksgoing into the holidays? Man,
everything is expensive right now. Hada big winner, Fred from Acworth.
How's it going man? I beendoing beautiful. We heard you just picked
up a little extra, a littleextra cash, and you were gonna take
us out to grab some drinks,right, most definitely, Maynard. We

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just wanted to call you and tellyou we're excited. Man, A thousand
bucks cash, dude, this wasjust awesome, absolutely awesome. Couldn't have
been a more perfect time. Congratulationsto you man. You said it came
at a great time. So isthere something you have in mind that you
got to use it for. Yeah? I wanted to take my wife to
a beautiful Christmas time and we werethinking about doing Dollywood, and I didn't

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want to tell her, so Ididn't want to get her hopes up and
not be able to go. Andit just worked out perfectly. We're gonna
be able to do this. Ohyeah, that's awesome. Have a great
time, man, We're glad wecould make that happen for you and your
wife. Oh, you guys areawesome. The radio show is awesome.
I mean everything about you all areawesome. Thank you man, tag Us
and everything in that at Dollywood.We'd love to see the pictures and stuff

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at moot. Kimmy otis okay?Oh definitely. Most It's amazing how much
more awesome we all get in thisstudio. When you get a thousand bucks.
Not that I don't like that.I'm not saying I don't believe fred
that were awesome, but it alsowe tainted the jury without paying for you
to say we're awesome. And Iknow I'm not above that thousand bucks for
everybody we started nine oh five.Yeah, you can't fix stupid. Proven

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it with mood Kimmy and Otis onninety four point nine. People would be
doing dumb stuff every single day.We had flooded with these stords. You
ever got when you go ahead andsend it on over to move Kimmy Otis
on Instagram, Otis, Who's Ican't fix stupid? Now, when you're
stealing the tractor, the getaway isgonna be a slow go. Yeah,
you know what I mean. That'swhat max fourth gear you can get.

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Well, it depends on how muchgear you got on the back of it.
This was a massive skid steer,a compact tracked loader often used as
construction sites. Thirty four year oldman in Gainesville stole the tractor took it
on a little joy ride. Policeended up finding the tractor right down the
road. Yep, it's hard tohide. Yeah, it's not even so
much the getaway. It's just onceyou're once you've gotten away, kind of

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like where do you go You're notsubtle driving down city streets? Huge,
where do you like run to hideit? Throw like a sheet over right?
What are you gonna do with itafter the fact, Like you just
have a skitzet. You can't sellit. I mean, what are you
just showing people? Under this?I will say I got pulled over driving
a tractor and when I was inhigh school, and uh, the police

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officer was kind of nervous because ifyou decide you're not gonna stop, it's
I mean, they got to figureout how they're gonna stop the tractor.
You have a bucket, you havea back blade. That's a good point,
Brian. I didn't really think aboutthat. Yeah, I've seen those
police chases with the tractors and they'rethey're all just like, well the cars
aren't. Hey, So, uhwe ran into a problem here. We
need the swat team. Why becausehe has a tractor, full size truck

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he's got he's picking up cars andpushing him out of the way. Thankfully
didn't get into all that. Theyjust ended up wrestling the man and charging
him with theft by receiving. He'snow in the Hall County jail and no
longer on the joy ride with thetractor. So can't fix too. I
wonder. I always wonder when thathappens, Like did they ask him why?
He probably just wanted to take someyard work to do what you want
to do it you're mad at theHLA what's going on? They'll leave the

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keys in those things because I grewup in a farmtown. We'd hop in
them and just drive him a littlebit round right on the field, and
then we just leave it in thefield. He's probably just joy riding.
A lot of people leave the keysbecause what are you gonna do with the
tractor? Park it at your apartmentcomplex? Like, yeah, that's my
new ride, guys, that's acan't fix SNeW for sure. Next coming

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up six fifty five Thanksgivings coming?Are you hosting? Are you not?
If you're doing it for the firsttime, it could be real nerve wracking.
I've never done this before. Iliterally uber eats like all of my
meals. Give us a call.Four oh four seven, four one oh
ninety four nine. What should younot do? What should you not fail?
When it comes to Thanksgiving. Thanksfor listening to Moot Kimmy and otis

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in the morning. We appreciate youguys. You listened every single morning and
you make us feel like Bailey,let's go. It's ninety four point nine
the Bull. It's Moot Kimmy andotis here on George's number one from your
country, ninety four point none inthe Bull, I'm Brian, Moot.
When did you blow it on Thanksgiving? We're trying to get people not to
screw up? Four oh four sevenfour one oh ninety four nine alex in
Conyer's you got a bit of apredicament going. You don't even remember setting

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up for yourself. How is itpossible? Somehow it got confirmed that I'm
supposed to be hosting Thanksgiving dinner,and like all my relatives are flying in
to like my tiny too bad you'rein place, Like it's literally just me,
Like I've never done this before.I literally uber eats like all of
my meals, so like I'm notentirely sure how to do this. Like

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my mom literally called me a couplehours ago and be like, oh,
we're so excited, thank you somuch for doing this, and I'm definitely
on a predicament because I don't evenknow how to make mashed potatoes. If
you uber eats everything, I'm guessingyou don't even have a turkey pan because
you need a specific thing for that. You have to cook a turkey in
a pan. Yeah. Also,you can't just throw them out in the
sink. I did that one year. No one died. One died.

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No, you will, necessarily,but I'll take for forever. Well,
you get salmonilla and stuff like that. If you don't thaw them out correctly,
just literally buy everything you need fora full Thanksgiving dinner. Yeah,
but I don't think it's a bit. You're missing the point and all of
his family is going to be there, so you really have to make sure
if you're going to do that,that you take out the trash so nobody
sees all of the rappers. Yeah, pull the turkey out of the oven

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like so good, look how greatthat bird looks. Transfer everything to your
own pants. You well, doyou even have your own pants? Because
no offense. But kiss cam guy'sthe only guy that I know that actually
has matching dishes. Every other guyof data that's just random. Whatever you
got It's like random cups dishes.This isn't even a full set of utensils.

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I don't know where you guys getthis stuff, but it never matches
you accumulate over time for roommates.I'm guysing you don't even know Alex answer
that question? Do you even haveall the stuff you need? I was
just gonna use my pizza pants.I think the bigger deal is two bedroom
apartment. I have a two bedroomapartment. Where is everybody gonna go?
I have no idea. I havea beanbag, so like somebody is gonna

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call DIBs on that real fast.I have a one bedroom apartment. I
have my parents and my sister andher husband coming to stay with me.
There is a unit in my buildingthat I rented out for them. But
they keep asking me all of thesequestions that I don't have the answers to.
How many rooms are there? Aremy parents gonna be in there?
Or are my sister and her husbandgonna be with me? Or vice versa?

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Move your bedroom furniture and the elevator, and then when they get there,
just like here it is, canyou move over just a little bump?
Thanks? I think otis is stillupset that I never let him in
my apartment. It's on whatever flooryou. Oh, we we don't even
know how to give you advice whenyou ask us. We don't even know
what you live in. To behonest, we're not even convinced you live
here in Atlanta. I don't haveany idea where that is. So it

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looks like you guys are all inthe same predicament. So you're just gonna
have to try to find a placefor them to stay. We'll see,
like someone will take my room andthen I get some sleeping bags or something.
The planning sounds great here. Ireally wish you would it. Ninety
four point nine the Bulls Moot,kimmyan Otis seven ten. Just around the
corner here, we got one hundredbucks for you for the holidays for our
great holiday grocery giveaway courtesy of ourfriends in a Marri Group Healthcare. Here

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in Moot Kimmy and Otis. I'mBrian Moot. Speaking of groceries, we're
trying to discuss this morning how notto blow it for Thanksgiving. Kimmy's hosting.
I'll probably end up going to publicsand getting a chicken no a rotation.
You may need that grocery money.You go if you're the first time
hosting, like our previous caller,and you need some help on the turkey.
One of our moot kimiotis family membersfrom our Stelle Elementary on the line.

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Hey, it's Vicky, your lunchlady. Kay, of course you
know how to do this. Ionly trust Vicky. You're going buy fresh
or frozen. I don't know whatshould he get. Well, fresh may
be hard to find if you waittwo days before Thanksgiving. I prefer frozen
frozen Vicky. I was trying toconvince Kimmy we should go. We should
get bows and arrows, and weshould go hunt one down our hatchet.

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Sure, let me know how thatschool like, be like Clark on Christmas
vacation and forget your yes exactly that'sme. You may have the bow,
but you won't have the arrows viceversa. Okay, frozen you need one
day per four to five pounds inthe cooler and your refrigerator and as long
as your poultry temps at one hundredand sixty five degrees your safe. Don't

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let it dry out. See himand guess what, Vicky, don't Vicky,
don't cook Thanksgiving dinner because you're like, I do a day off,
Dude, I don't to go toCracker Barrel. I'm trying to convince my
family go to Cracker Barrel. Ilove it, Appreciate you, VICKI Bury,
me and George and now one hundredbucks in groceries with a Great Grocery
Giveaway is in a few minutes.Ninety four point nine The Bulls Moot,

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Kimmy and Otis, Happy Friday.Thanks for being here with us. I'm
Brian Moot. We are moments awayfrom your first shot today at the Great
Holiday Grocery Giveaway. Got one hundredbucks for you from the Mayor Group.
We've been talking right now though abouthow not to ruin Thanksgiving. Kimmy's hosting,
so we're just trying to give hera little inspiration when her family comes
into town. Things not to doKyle from Hampton, Hey, it's Otis.

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She called in about the things notto do at Thanksgiving dinner to mess
it all up. Well, okay, so I guess what do you not
do is bring relatives that are nolonger with us to the party. Wait,
someone brought someone brought an urn thatsounds like a story. Yeah,
this is a great story. Actually, my best friend knows. He's been

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my best friend for like twenty fiveplus years and he's been with me when
all of my relatives passed away.One year for Thanksgiving, he was getting
kind of a jerk and its darkhumor, and he's, hey, who
are you gonna bring your family toThanksgiving? You know, like Thanksgiving dinner
shows up? Guess what I bring? No? I bring four earns?
What you have? My whole family, Kimmy. They're all sometimes we ask

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questions we don't actually want to askyou my whole Familyvy, I'm talking tenfold.
I put placements out, I rolledthem in, and my best friend's
like what side. I was like, you asked if I was gonna bring
my family. They are, hey, wow, my want some gravy?
Can you pass out over here?I full off, put dinner, put

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place, put silverware, napkins,got him a glass for champagne. Everything.
You sound like a good time man, Yeah, dude, he was
like, are you serious. It'slike, dude, you're the one who
said bring my family. Yeah.That could have gone sideways pretty fast with
drinking and four urns and a bunchyou booze. Right, yeah, so
yeah, that's I didn't really have. That's the only kind of holiday story
that I have a right, youknow, that's a good plan. This

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year. I'm going to bring acouple earns. Please don't. My family's
not dead, but they're dead tome. That's how you get into holidays.
Hear notits you know? Someone onehundred dollars to help out with that
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Georgia country superstar. That is MeganMaroney. I'm not pretty here on George's
numboard for New Country. She's goingto be locked into that Dog's game this
weekend because it's the Tennessee Dog's rivalry, so she'll be wearing that uga.
And though we clinched it and we'regoing to the SEC Championship game against Alabama,
we're still fighting for that college footballranking to be in that top four.
It's mood, Kimmy, you know, the sex for being here with
us on your Friday. I'm Brianmoot five times starting right now. Curtis

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Star friends at Americaroup Healthcare. Wegot the Great Holiday Grocery Giveaway a hundred
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well, we got one hundred bucksfor you pay for some of them Thanksgiving
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You're gonna whip up at moot.Can you Otis on Instagram? Okay,
Otis, good morning bull. Hey, I was calling to see how I
could play the grocery giveaway. Wejust got our winner, but we're gonna

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do it again coming up at nineten. Okay, okay, thank you
so much. Good luck to you. Did you have Have you ever had
like a moment at Thanksgiving where everythingjust kind of collapsed and crashed? Not
me personally. Usually my mom coordinateseverything and she's the best, so there's
never usually a di She's like thefamily Martha Stewart. She prepares for this

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for months. This is her superBowl. Speaking of super Bowls and football,
Turkey Bowls are where everything goes sidewaysin my family. Every year,
everyone gets out there and all theuncles think they still got it and they're
playing football out there picking teams drunk. Yeah right, that sounds like so
much fun. Yeah. No,nobody loves an eer trip more than my

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family. Thanks the blown out acno im final walk this off. It's
good. Ninety four point nine theball. Thanks for hanging out with us
on your Friday morning. It's moot. Kimmy and Otis. We got tickets
for you. See Kenny Chesney comingup here in just a few minutes.

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I'm Brian. We covered this storylast year in Kimmy Kruba's headlines. It's
your Good Vibe story of the day. One year ago, a famous little
baby was born here at the McDonald'sof of South Industrial Parkway. I remember
that, Yeah, little nugget,and she had her birthday party in no
the only place that makes sense,at the same McDonald's exactly one year ago.

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Nandi made quite the entrance and itwasn't exactly what her parents ordered.
Her mother woke up early, feltcontractions, and headed to the hospital.
How to use the restaurant, some happy to use the restaurant resulted in
ME southing to use the bathroom onthe way to the hospital, and I
went in the bathroom, my waterbroke and I never made it out until
I had a baby. Well,little Nuggets, mother says the baby girl

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arrived in less than fifteen minutes fromthe time she walked into the restaurant.
An audio courtesy of Atlanta News.First fifteen minutes from when they walked in
when they had a tabor. Ithink she should get free birthday parties.
So the rest of her life atMcDonald's. Not only did she have a
free birthday party, but also thisis really cool. The owners of that
franchise of McDonald's set up a scholarshipfor her. So every year they're going

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to donate one thousand bucks to thiscollege scholarship for Little Nuggets, so someday
she can go to college. Here'sthe kicker, though, and I think
this is funny if I'm the ownersof that mc donald's. Her mother is
six months pregnant now, agay,and you gotta be going like, okay,
we set up a birth in You'relike, no, no, no,
no no, we already had one. Let's just make sure just win
the go early this time. Whatan awesome story. I love that.

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That's some good vibes. All right, let's get you into Kitty Chesney.
Most likely too is the game we'regonna play. Four A four seven four nine