Food Poisoning on the Honey Moon

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Episode Transcript

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Get to know the show with mostlikely to Moot, Kimmy and otis getting
back at it on a Monday morningafter a vacation weekend. Is a struggle
that's an unders more than a struggle. Super struggle, Yeah, super struggle.
A struggle only Duncan Coffee can handlethis morning, Jennifer and coming,

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could you use some Dunkin coffee thismorning to get rolling on your Monday Yeah?
From on my way to school?Oh where do you teach at?
All? Right? You know what, you definitely need yourself some coffee this
morning because you've got some kids comingback in from a little vacation and that's
always a bit of a challenge.Very much, Thank you guys. Of
course, we're gonna play a quicklittle game with the Jennifer w But you
got this one in the bag.It's called who's most likely to gonna read

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a statement? You just gotta pickmyself, Brian Moot, Kimmy or Otis
as to who that person is.Okay, the first one who's most likely
to have over one thousand unread emailsmyself Brian Moot, Kimmy or Kimmy nailed
it. One thousand, six andseventy seven. It's so bad, but
I will not do it with textmessages. But emails are different. Yes,

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I agree, all right. Onefor one, here we go.
Number two. Who's most likely tohave an annoying out of office reply that
automatically sends to you about the beachthey're sitting on when they're on vacation and
you email them myself? Brian Moot, Kimmy or the guy on vacation currently
Otis. I guess I'm gonna gowith Otis. Yeah, he does it
every time. Everything. He doesit later days in advance, and I'm

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like, can you not? It'slike, sorry, I'm out of office
right now, sitting on a beachin Puerto Rico drinking out of a coconut.
Or it's like I will be outoff and he's sitting on a beach.
All right. Last one, Jennifer. Who's most likely in the studio
to reply to a spam or justfor fund myself? Brian Moot, Kimmy
or Otis nailed it. I lovedoing that. I reply back to him.

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I send him weird, I sendhim made up social security numbers.
Mike, what if you guess somebody? I don't think that anyone's one,
two, three, four, five, six, seven, eighth. Okay,
all right, Jennifer, we gotwe got you some coffee from Duncan
this morning to a couple of giftcars. We will send it right over
to you. Just gotta grab thatdunkin app and we will get you those
numbers. I got it. Thankyou. Good luck Jennifer and all you

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teachers getting back out there this morningbecause your kids are gonna be fired up
and rest cross for you. Thewindow between Thanksgiving and Christmas is always a
little coming up. Next. Can'tfix stupid. If you're gonna hide from
the law, maybe don't try todo it inside a couch in your house,
a couch while they're serving a searchwark. Wow, that's next.
Also brand new Jelly Roll and LadyWilson, Kimmy and Otis. Guys are

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awesome because you put your listeners outthere so that they can have opportunities like
that. Georgia is number one fornew country. Yeah, you can't fix
stupid. Proven it with mood Kimmyand Otis on ninety four point nine.
Every day we prove over and overagain that well one can't fix stupid and
two that it's never ending never.It's just a wave of stupidity laughing upon

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the shores of her life. Thereis so this one made me laugh just
reading or reading the headline. Floridawoman wanted for fentanyl sales was found hiding
inside her couch. That seems likea weird place to hide, just because
I feel like if they're looking forfentanyl, that's where that would look.
Because you never know what you're goingto find between the cushion. It's kind

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of like when a little kid hidesbehind something that you can totally see him
in, like their feet are stickingout from underneath a bed or something.
So thirty nine year old Stacy Usherwas wanted for prole violation for selling fentanyl
and a bunch of other things thatshe'd like not shown up for court a
couple of times. She had warrantsoutstanding. So they show up at her
house last Tuesday to look for herand to serve a search warrant to make

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sure that she didn't have any illegalsubstances that she was trafficking and hiding.
And they get to her house andno one's home, and there is a
note on the refrigerator saying I'm outfor she left a note saying that basically
she's out. Okay, like,for whoever reads this, I'm not home
right now, I'm out running errands. Right So they're like, this is

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kind of weird, weird note thatshe lives by herself. She left a
note on the fridge, so theystart searching the house. Lo and behold,
they pull up the couch cushions andshe was. It was a foldout
couch and she had wedged herself downlike in the springs, like between the
underneath the back of the couch andthe wall. That sounds awful, but
also how long do you think shewas there? If she had time to

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write the note like there coming,why didn't you just leave you? Real?
For yes, for actual real?Not a super strong strategy to be
like not here, everybody, keepit moving and then be in the couch
when they're looking. Because at thatpoint in time, they figured, Okay,
that's a weird note to read.But I mean, maybe she left
us a tip that she's out ifshe's leaving for someone else. And they

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were like, well, we stillgot to serve a search warrant, so
let's get to what we came hereto do. And yep, it was
you found her in the couch.We'll post the picture. It's really funny.
She looks shocked that they found her. Well, both that at Moot
Kimmy Otis and n point nine onthe Bull at Instagram Stories ninety four point
nine The Bull's Moot Kimmy Otis.Thanks for hanging out with us on your
Cyber Monday. If you miss anyof the show, you can grab that

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podcast on demand anytime you want thatfree iHeartRadio app got the Aten headlines right
now with Kimmy Karuba. Well,this is perfect with cyber Monday. How
much you plan to spend this holidayseason? And I don't know, maybe
this will surprise you or not surpriseyou. So when it comes to the
most generous gift givers, it's gonnabe gen Z and millennials. They're looking

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to spend anywhere from two hundred toabout five hundred dollars. Young millennials are
looking for five hundred to one thousand, which is a lot, but gen
X less than five hundred dollars.But this is my favorite. Baby boomers
spending less than two hundred dollars.They just do not care anymore, and
I love it. I know whythis happens at this conversation with my wife.

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The older you get, the lessyou start buying for like your friends,
your adult friends, true, likeyour adult relatives, like my brothers
and I don't buy presents for eachother because it's too much work. You're
like, can we just do atruth? Yeah, exactly, like knuckle
DAPs, and then you start spendingit all on the kids. Yeah.
But when you're you know, whenyou're in your twenties, you're like,
I gotta get something to everyone inmy life. Then you realize there is
no point in doing that. No, it's totally true. Like when you

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first get your first job, you'relike, I actually have money. I
can buy people things, and thenyou're like, wait, why am I
spending all my money on? Sawthis great meme of my friend's circle.
As I get older, and itstarts off look in your twenties, all
these people, and then it whittlesdown to and you're eventually it's just you
and the dog exactly, which isI'll get them gift anyway exactly. Okay,
So hosting during the holidays, ifyou hosted for Thanksgiving like me,

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then you are really feeling the struggle. Uh, this morning, and a
new survey found that people who host, on average, you lose two and
a half hours of sleep a day. This part made me laugh, though,
if you're gen Z and hosting,you lost four hours a day thinking
about it. But they also sleepmore than any other generation, but they're
really feeling it today. Also,congratulations going out to Dylan Scott and his

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team with a new number one song, Can't Have Mine Find You a Girl.
I know we're gonna be playing thatcoming up soon as well. But
today is also the first of threefull days of memorial services dedicated to Roseland
Carter, who died this month atthe age of ninety six. There's gonna
be a procession, entire motorcade.They still haven't released the total route,

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but they will be coming through Atlantathis afternoon, and then there's gonna be
a period where you can go andsee her as she lies in wait,
so pay you respects and this.Yeah, yeah, I mean you might
get caught in traffick. You're anywhereand east of n Off Jimmy Carter Boulevard
in that area where the Carter Centeris or down by the state Capitol.
I'm sure there'll be some things goingon there to honor them. You never
know which politicians are going to bein town, so yeah, just plan

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for traffic if you're going through thearea like you normally do, right,
no different than any of the day. I'm sure it's gonna be jammed up
as we bottleneck our way through eightyfive, seventy five, twenty all mushing
together. It's the headlines of KimmyGrub every day at six ten and eight
ten. Here in Moot Kimmy.Notice it's ninety four point nine Bull.
Guys, are you all were great? My face and face all ninety four

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point nine Mood Kimmy and otis ninetyfour point nine the Bull. Thanks for
spending your Monday with us. It'sMoot, Kimmy and Otis. I'm Brian
Mood. We got a huge concertannouncement, Massive Bull show you're not gonna
want to miss coming up at ninefifty five this morning. Ause we close
out the show, and we'll alsohave tickets for you the first to get
them tomorrow morning at seven thirty.If you ever do anything on your mind,
you can always hit us up onthat free iHeartRadio app. It's got

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a little microphone on there. It'scalled the talk back. Let us know
what's going on in your world,especially when you had a lot of family
over. Yeah, over the lastholiday, we got another you know,
Christmas coming up, a lot offamily in and out of town staying with
you. Dominique and Griffin has areally funny thing she had to explain to
everyone who came over for Thanksgiving.So it's kind of strange. But in
our house, we've been on ourhost for the past three years, and

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for about five plus years, we'vehad photo albums that come with the pictures
that you just see at the storestinging up through our house. We have
about five of them and we haven'tput any picture zoom did every time we
described there, like why are acouple of pictures in there? Who is
that? We're like, well,this is our white side of the family.
We just keep them up because theydo so much more interesting things than
we do. In the photos.They're sledding, some of them have a

(09:13):
different dogs than them. We're like, look how interesting they are. They
always going to please My mom didthe same thing, did the same thing.
I don't have them now. Yeah, you just get that. We
had this big picture wall and justwe ended up being like, who's the
dude in the yellow bean sweater?Okay, some guy. This step to
printing and then putting the photos inis a big one. So and if

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you're saying that you're a crafty person, that it's impossible for me. We
will have big family members for therest of time in all those picture frames
ninety four point nine the ball Thanksfor hanging out with us on your Monday
morning. It's Moot Kimmy and Otis. I'm Brian Moot Kimmy. You are
a resident Science Extraordinary Guru aka SpaceDOORC. I love space everything. And

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there's a new season of for AllMankind I wasn't expecting on an Apple TV
Plus. So my day has beenmade. Yes, it's a space show.
It's great. It's so great,Okay, But I also just love
looking at the moon. That's oneof the benefits of when if you wake
up super early like we do.And the last full moon of the autumn
season occurred this morning at four sixteenam. But you are going to be

(10:22):
able to see it for maybe likeanother two or three days as it's like
kind of almost full. Yeah it'llyeah, it'll peer full to our eyes.
In any case, but this oneoccurs during the air sign of Gemini.
So I'm not really a big onastrology and all these things, but
I looked it up because everybody's callingit the beaver moon, and they're saying

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it marks the end of fall andin less than a month winter is going
to be beginning. They're also sayingthat this focus is on communication, so
you could cause some fights because mytend to speak assertively before knowing all of
the facts. It may also pushyou to make impulsive decisions, and they're
saying the best way to handle thislunar vibe is to check your attitude before

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launching into an argument and to thinkbefore you speak so you don't regret stuff,
which I thought was hilarious, andthis was done by the Today Show.
By the way, I'm gonna blamethe beaver moon for every argument I
get in with my wife. Youshould, I would. It's not me,
babe, it's the beaver moon.It's not do it. It sounds
like a brand new thing I justmade of beaver moon. She'll be like
what, She'll be so confused.Maybe she'll just drop the argument. Speaking

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of the beaver moon and creating conflictscoming up in just a few minutes.
Here. Otis left you a drunkvoicemail. You played it earlier in the
show, but we got to playit again because it's fantastic. You think
he's gonna blame this on the beavermood, I was just gonna say that
it's got beaver moon vibes all overit. Ninety four point nine in the
ball. Thanks for hanging out withus on your Monday morning. It's mood,
Kimmy and Otis, I'm Brian mootquestion for you this morning? What

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did you do? What poor decision? What thing did you do after you
had a little bit too much todrink? So Otis is still I think
he's on his way back from theDominican Republic. I'm not really sure.
Well, we haven't heard from himafter this voicemail that he left you at
what three in the morning, yep, three in the morning, Kimberly Karuba,
don't you worry about me. I'mjust walking around a foreign island with

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no key to my room, soI'm just lost, and there's palm trees
everywhere and ducks, so I maybe sleeping on one of these random beds.
It's in the middle of a lakearound here. We're just stranded on
an island. That's what's happening rightnow in my life because Britt lost the
key, so that's where we're at. But we did eat pizza, so

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that's plus. That was My favoritepart of the whole call is when he
threw his wave bringing under the busfor losing the key. My favorite is
the random the random observations that youonly make after too much to drink,
and there's there's like ducks here,there's my sleep on this bed in the
middle of this lake. Looks it'scalled an air mattress. Pizza though we're

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good. No idea if you madeit in his room, no idea where
they slept. We do not knowthe end of that story. We will
find out tomorrow, assuming hopefully makeit back today. We don't have proof
of life after that call. Wedon't after and throwing his wife out of
the bus for losing their room keyafter the wedding of the Dominican Republic,
so the ducks get him or hiswife. We don't know the pizza or

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the floating bed, the bed,the floating bed in the middle of the
lagoon. Four oh four seven oneninety four nine. You had too much
to drink? And what happened?What poor decision did you make? Funny
ones? Right, you don't needto hear any tragedy story. It's Monday.
We don't need any of those.What funny thing happened after you had

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a little too much to drink?Four O four seven four one ninety four
nine, Kimmy ODIs, thank youso much. You all make my day
every morning mood Kimmy and Otis,thanks for hanging out with us on your
Monday morning. I'm Brian. Wemay or may not have an announce a
big concert one that has something todo with him. Maybe, maybe,
possibly you'll find out at nine fiftyfive this morning. Right now, we

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want to know the poor decision thatyou made that was funny at the time.
At the time, after a fewtoo many drinks, Sean and Snoya,
what did you do? It wasa Saturday night and I was feeling
good about myself. We'll just leaveit at that. So I thought it
was a great opportunity to let myboss know what I really think about him

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in an email, Like you hada bunch of liquid courage and you're like,
you know what man, they don'tappreciate me around there. Yeah.
I was tough but politically correct aboutit. But the next day I kind
of broke into the office and myboss is just he's one of those dudes.
He's such an idiot. He hashis password for his email on a
post it note right underneath the screen, because I guess if you didn't have

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anything to adde But so I gotin there and I deleted it literally just
in time before he saw it.What was that feeling of a regret,
like, because I've done this beforewith just texts or whatever. You text
somebody and then the next day you'relike, man, I feel less strong
about that opinion. I felt reallystrong last night. What happened between then
and now, I'm really backing offmy position. Yeah, that's exactly how

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it goes, because I feel likethere's things I could have addressed with him,
but I was like, no,I'll just hold it in. I'll
get hammered and just send him anemail. That's why the unsentd button is
so crucial if you have it onany of the emails. Yes, I
will say this. The whole Applething where they let you unsend a text
message, they kind of undo allthe good. When they say message unsent,

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say no, you tell me whatyou said. I said that how
great a person you were, ButI spelled, I had a bunch of
typos in it. Just always sayit was the wrong text to the wrong
person. Yeah, I sent adirty text to the wrong person. You're
not my wife. Ninety four pointnine the ball. Thanks for hanging out
with us on your Monday morning.It's moot, Kimmy and otis. When

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did you make a poor decision endedup being Well, maybe it was a
good idea at the time, butmaybe it hurts you at the time.
Yep, after a few libations fourfour seven four one ninety four none tell
us your story. Lord knows,thanksgiving lots of opportunities to have one and
two four seven seven too many andmake a poor decision. Ashley in Cartersville,

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you hurt yourself trying to show yourdaughter you still got it. What
happened? Oh Lord, I haveto tell you my ten year old.
She was just practicing. But tome, I thought, oh my gosh,
she's showing off with her gymnastics.Ah got just a gymnastics path.
Yeah, and I just you know, I used to do gymnastics. I
loved it. I was really goodat it. And then I stopped.

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I don't know why. It's oneof my big regrets, but she was
doing round offs, you know,and I was like, oh girl,
I got you. In that moment, I thought I was the amazing Simone
Biles. Now I am in aback brace I had, I had to
ice. Yeah, I can barelywalk. Yeah. We all remember that

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moment when we're like, yeah,we can totally still do cartwheels and flips
and all the stuff that we didin gymnastics, and then we realized that
our body is not the same anymore. Break gravity is more severe when you're
older. It's like it gets likethe heavier you get, it's like the
more you're sucked into the planet.And then I don't think that's how gravity
necessarily works. It has the sameforce on everybody, but for some reason
you're like, well that was weird. I used to get off the ground

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a little higher than that. Imean, it's bad, I'm telling you.
Like when I was doing my littlerunoff in my little head, I
was like, move over, andI was like, just show me her
round off. You gotta remind thekids where they fall in the peking order
at all times because the comp youcan't let them get too much confidence.
So don't let them see the backbrace. Right, it's like prison.
You can't show you. I wasgonna say, did she see you fall?

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Because I think he went backwards.Yeah, I thought I couldn't get
any lower and that now that,Yeah, you know what's cool? Limping
because of your ego. That's alwaysthe coolest thing. I would strut your
week with ninety four point down theball Acid Bull concert announcement coming up at
nine fifty five this morning. Aswe close out our part of the day

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here in moot, Kimmy and Otis, I'm Brian. We've been talking about
those things that sounded like a goodidea to yourself after you had a few
drinks. David in Roswell, alittle bit of home renovation. That a
bad idea, right. Me andmy wife we were watching YouTube tutorials all
night and we were thinking of fixingup our kitchen. Di I wy ing
it. Renovating our kitchen ourselves withcabinets and stuff. Always dangerous. Yeah,

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you're drinking a little bit too muchwine. And we thought we did
a good job. But then whenwe went to bed, everything was falling
apart, and we were just like, what's going on here? You gotta
feel like there's your house is haunted. At first, right, you're like,
oh my god, what's happening.Yeah, we were really drunk too,
so we definitely thought that we werejust like, oh, quack.
And then we realized, oh no, we're just idiots. Don't drink and

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renovate. You know what I'm saying, Well, that should be a show.
It should be drunken renovations. That'sso funny and Pate taking those ideas
and putting them like on the wall, and then you have to have property
brothers come through and fix what youdid. Well, I mean it is
funny though. You're right, likeYouTube can inspire you something fierce because you
look at the people on the videoand you're like, if they can do
it, I can do it.It only took them ninety seconds to do

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all this four hours later, right, so you got a bit of a
mess on your hands. This morningis out. You're trying to say,
Yeah, all I gotta say is, don't drink in YouTube, don't drink
and renovate. Don't drink in YouTube. Just drink and do nothing, drink
and hang out. Solid advice rightyour New Bull Morning Show. Thanks for
ninety four ninety four point nine theBall, Thanks for hanging out with us

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on your Monday morning. It's moot, Kimmy and Otis, I'm Brian.
You can always grab that free iHeartRadioapp get our podcast. Theron it man.
It's also got to talk back.So if you have anything on your
mind, anything at all, really, we want to hear it fired away.
It's like a little voicemail here inthe studio and the floor is yours.
On Monday. We like to hearkind of what chaos that went on
in your life, good or badover the weekend. It's gonna be tough

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to beat. Hannah, what happenedto you last week? Oh my gosh,
Well last week we went on ourhoneymoon and we got we got food
poisoning. No congratulation day one orthe end of it. It was like
the middle of it, so likewe spent like half our honeymoon literally couldn't
leave the room and ended up tocome home. You know what's so funny

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when someone says on their honeymoon,we spent half the time literally couldn't leave
the room. It's like, ohmy gosh, how romantic. You just
couldn't get enough of each other.Right, No, it's not okay.
That'd be really really bad though,to have food poisoning with somebody else in
a one bedroom ATel room because there'sno waiting. But I thought I was
going to die when I had foodpoisoning. I felt so sick. Yeah,

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I've been there. Actually, mywife and I were in a bed
and breakfast in Cape Cod and Ihad food poisoning. She didn't. Oh,
and I'll tell you what. I'venever felt more insecure in my life
than coming out of the bathroom thatwas four and a half feet away from
where she was sitting. Oh yeah, that's all. Oh yeah, I
told my husband. I was like, well, we really tested them for
better or worse. Yeah, rightaway. That should be in the till

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death threw us part. That's thedeath that does nothing compared to food poison
you know, tell me what's yournow husband's name? Jay? That is
a level of togetherness. Yeah,that will pay off in the long run.
I think it that way. Imean, it was not fun then,
but looking back on it, Imean we can laugh at it now.

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You guys will have the most memorablehoneymoon of a lot of people.
And concierge is bringing up like abottle of champagne. You're like they did.
They brought up too, and Iwas like, please stop bringing these
to our room. Ninety four guys, all were great. My face and
face on ninety four point nine Kimmyin otis