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May 22, 2023 • 21 mins
Today on this part of the show, we discuss chuivalry after Otis saw a guy dive out of the way of a foulball
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Get to know the show with MostLikely Too Moved Kimmy and Otis every day
this week at seven thirty, getyour shot at a home depot gift car
for fifty bucks and a brand newLoco grittle top grill to take a summer
up in notch Otis who were playingwith this morning. Good morning, Brittany
and Lula Georgia. You're on thestruggle of us this morning, right we

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are? Are? We had ourwe're gotta eating my termise, we had
a hole in it. And thenare one of our rental houses. They're
running a stinking cord outside to acheating coop keep eggs warm, and the
house corn on Parloe. Yes,now we get to call it dude.
We get a call in the middleof the night to come there from the
fire department. Bet they have brandsomkick some sneaking cords out in the windows

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to some cheecken coops to keep itseggs warm, and it called the whole
house on fire. Well, let'sget you off that struggle bus. Give
you a chance to win something bigthis morning with mostly Okay, that'll be
great, thank you, Brittany.It's a fifty our gift car to home
depot and you know what, let'stake care of your summer. You might
get the grand prize, which isa twenty six inch smart temp closed cart
griddle um from Loco Grills. Sothat'll take your take your summer up.

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And not to be win that grandprize, although it is kind of fire
related. So here we go.Just decide who on the show is most
likely to do each thing? Okay, is it mooked? Kimmy or otis?
Who on the show is most likelyto probably be wondering right now if
they turned their oven off and notto turn it into a situation like you,
I probably say, otis, Yeah, I'm not the worry ward.

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The worry ward is Kimmy Firs.Oh no, you don't. You don't
understand. I always check my ovenoff at least three times just because I
think about it. Anything. Hejust goes, you are right by your
reasoning? Right will keep you.Actually got up the other morning and our
oven was on, and I waslike, oh, I left it on
last night, but I didn't stressabout it. You probably should. My

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neighbors should should, all right?Who on the show most likely to have
stalked in X on social media?Is it moot to Kimmy or otis probably
Kimmy. Yes, thank you.And you always have to make sure that
you continue to win the breakup andnot just her exes, other people's exes
for fun, like exactly exactly.You've got to make sure you keep everybody

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in line. Do you understand me? Who in the show is most likely
to be the life of the party. M yeah, I'd like to think
so makes parties where there aren's agood point. I did. I did
throw the smallest single to mile partyin a hallway moot. One hundred percent

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walks in the little there's a party, we're having one, Brittany, You
guys still a gift card to homeDepot and you could be taken home that
twenty six and smart temp closed carts, closed cart and open name the Griddle,
which is absolutely incredible for your summer. Thank you so very much.
A wonderful Monday. Such a thing. Don't go anywhere, hang on next

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seven fifty five. Can't fix stupidJanet. Don't necessarily make the best surgical
assistance. Thanks for listening to moveKimmy and otis in the morning. I
love your guys showing easier Stacy,You're amazing. Thank you. Hey,
let's go ninety four point nine,The ball fun in games. Yeah,
you can't fix stupid, proving itwith mood Kimmy and Otis on ninety four

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point nine, the ball can saythat again every day we prove you can't
fix stupid. At seven fifty five, and Otis finds us a story about
somebody who will inspire us to believein our own intellectual abilities. If you
don't have a good surgical assistance,you should probably not calling the janitor to
hey, can you he to grabthis guy's leg right here? Just hold
that for a second. Was washe just holding like a flashlight? Or

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right? What are you sweeping thefloor over here? Clean up on isle?
Emergency room? A lot of cleanupin here. Doctor in Germany has
just been fired for doing exactly thatat a university hospital there. The doctor
didn't have a qualified surgical assistant withhim. You know there's one the hands
him like scalpel, yeah, moreanesthesia please, They all like all the

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important things. While the doctors focusedon what he's doing, they were amputating
this guy's toe, and there wasno qualified assistant, so he just he
was here. You know what scrubup, buddy, Jared, come on
in here. We need to hearhe literally, he's like, hey,
man, hold this guy's toe andgive him a little more anesthesia. We
gotta get this toe off of here. He performed the surgery. Everything went

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fine, patient was fine, butyou know the medical professionals, they kind
of frowned upon that. Okay,look, if you got to ask somebody
in the office to help you outwith the surgery, let's look at all
the positives of a custodian. Theyalready know about being clean right, how
to clean things up right. They'reprobably better with tools than most people.
Yeah, because most of those littlethings, but you know, they could

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probably deduce right. And also,it's a toe do a brain surgery in
here. If I'm the doctor,I'm like, why are you guys firing
me? We amputated a toe.Another doctor found out when the janitor walked
out with bloody gloves and gauze,those giant yellow cleaning gloves. It's like,
what are you doing? I thoughtyou were cleaning bathrooms. Now we're
taking this guy's toe off. Everything'sgood, though you should have seen what

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the bathroom looks like. Though,really a good situation going in the doctor
in questioned, he apologized and said, yeah, probably not my best decision
there, probably smoking like a surgeonwho doesn't think they did something wrong.
I probably could have done something differentthere. Even the professionals with the highest

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degrees can sometimes land on. Can'tfix stupid. Oh that guy speaking of
fun concerts just after the eight tenheadlines with Kimmy Krewe. But we got
tickets for you to go to theGeorgia Rodeo October sixth. This show is
gonna be absolutely off the chain.It's gonna be wild, hearty, young
gravy Ian munsick, Megan Moroney,very cool. Well, Jeff Bezos is
going to the moon. NASA awardedhis Blue Origin Space company and contract worth

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at three point four billion. Nowthis is gonna go along with what's going
on with space X, who alsohad their own rebellion monetary amount from NASA
a couple of years ago. They'reboth going to be working on the Artemis
program. Is he legit himself goingor he's just building the rocket to do
it? You know what, I'mnot going to put anything past him at
this point. I love the ideaof just all these billionaires launching themselves into

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space and staying there. Staying there, go all of you, and then
whatever you though, just donate yourmoney back to other people that you've stolen
it from. I was gonna say, give me your bank passwords first,
fire them off into space. Thisis kind of one of those situations where
you were never planning to go anyway, But thank you for telling me that
I'm not allowed. If you missedit. Sec Secretary of State Brad Raffensberger

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thanked the Russian government for including himon a list of hundreds of Americans who
are now banned from the country foranti Russian activities, and he said he
hasn't been planning to go to Russia. That's what I would say, like
if you, oh, my name'son the list, Well, thank you
for no plans to go there.Keisha Land's Bottoms, former mayor of Atlanta's
I was on that list. ButRussia is beautiful, by the way,
Moscow like Red Square, the placeis incredible. Don't care. I would.

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I would want to go now,only because they don't want me to
go. They don't act like you. If you were on that list.
I know how stubborn you are.You'd be like first ticket to Russia.
We're gonna find out country. You'reright, and people take their condiments very
seriously and Hines wants to capitalize thatwith their new concept called Hinz a Remix,
which is going to be kind oflike those soda machines you see at

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the movie theaters where you start witha bass catch up ranch or their sauce,
and then you add your custom flavorto it, like Hallepeno, smokey
Chipotle Buffalo. You go a littlehallepeeno catchup. You know that everyone has.
Like you go to those folks thatare like serious grillers in the summertime
and they have like their secret saucelike ranch and catch up branch. They

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mix it up. Now they don'thave You don't have to see what they're
doing. It could just be likeUncle Dave's secret Catcher speaking my language,
Brian, I'm a secret sauce guy. All right, let's play a new
game and we call Finn the FloridaMan. Headline next four or four seven
four one ninety four nine your chanceto win some hearty tickets for the Georgia
Rodeo. Move Kimmy and otis yourNew Bull Morning Show. Thank you for

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all you doing the morning. Ilisten to you guys every morning on my
way to the world. Thank youguys so much. Four point nine The
Ball ninety four point nine The Bull, Hardy playing the Georgia Rodeo with young
gravy Ian Munsick Megan Moroney. Thatshow is going to be an our wild
experience, an experience that would remindyou a lot of Florida Man headlines.
We got a brand new game wedebuted last week and it's a lot of

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fun. It's filling the Florida Manblank. It's a real headline. You
just gotta pick out the word that'smissing. Otis who we're playing with,
Michelle and Carrollton. You feel likesome good energy this morning. I can
feel it through the phone. Monday, right, So that's why I'm shocked.
Nobody says it's Monday like that.Take it till you make it.
I feel like it's Monday. Thisis the best one. It's the start

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of a brand new week. Allright. We're gonna play a game with
you because you have such an amazingspirit. Give you a chance at Herty
tickets when he plays to Georgia Rodeo, Mega Maroni, and it's a few
others. Okay, awesome, alright, brand new game on the show.
It's called finish the Florida Man headline. It's very easy. We pull real
Florida Man headlines because they're hilarious andyou just gotta pick out the one word

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missing out of multiple choice. Okay, all right, here we go.
First, one up. A groupof gun owners in Florida are banning together
to help shoot down a spy.Balloons, be giant bear or see hurricanes.
I'm gonna say hurricanes. When itcomes to Florida man, fill in
the headline, generally go with thedumbest thing in the lists. That's howards

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hurricane seasons coming. Maybe they gota plan totally sober Florida Man. All
right, you got one. Herewe go. Florida man arrested after he
bites and chokes a relative over anargument about who stole this out of the
toaster oven? Is it a apepperoni hot pocket, be a package of
ballooney still in the plastic, orsee a t bone steak with plastic.

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Yes, he bit his uncle whotook the burning bologney out of the toaster
oven for safety, claiming that hewas trying to steal a bologny. Right.
I can't even make this stuff up, all right. Last one,
a Florida man arrested after trying toflee from police on a camel. A

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be a speedboat or see a hoverboard. Let's go with camel. I was
gonna say camel too, but hoverboardhoverboard which only goes about five miles an
hour maybe, and you have tokeep your balance the whole time too.
Also just walking beside him like sir, you're gonna have to stop. You're
not in the story. They saidit had about fifteen feet of charge in

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it, so it didn't. Allright, A nice job. Congratulation party
bit show, Georgia Rodeo, Congratulations, thanks for being here with us this
morning. Thank you ninety four pointnine. The ball question for you is
chivalry dead? What's the least chivalrousthing you've ever seen? Maybe you've experienced

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four or four seven? Four?One? N't that I are talking back
otis this week at the Braves game, you experienced one that it's probably gonna
haunt somebody for a long time.Yes, I'm the endgame host. I
was walking down to the field todo our final hit at the end of
the game for kids run the basis. This foul ball comes fully in like
it was blazing towards my head.So I duck totally what I'm afraid of.

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It went over me, but rightinto the top two seat sections right
above me. First row was acouple, guy and his fiance. Next
was the kid and his family behindhim. The kid had a glove on.
I just hear I'm ducking out.I just heard, and I was
like, oh God, did somebodyget hit? Now? The kid caught
it in his glove. But here'sthe problem is the couple that were right

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in front of him, her fiance, the guy did not even try to
stop the bucked out of the way. No, he dove her way aside
from her hold on. That meansthat not only did her fiance not protector,
you also ducked. So I thinkthat actually makes it worse. You
don't understand where I was. He'slike on the field. That would have
taken his head, would have killedhim. There's no way I would have

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got to it. It was higherthan me. I just ducked out,
But it would have taken her headoff had she not ducked and he dove
right like he didn't even try to. I looked up and I go,
wow, dude, you didn't eventry to grab the ball at all.
He goes, no, I thoughtabout it for a second, but that
was gonna hurt. Well, it'san instinctual thing. And that's the problem
with how it's gonna look forever,because like fight or flight or freeze,

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right, And so his fiance islooking at him like, oh, so
in an emergency, you dive outof the way. So I'm assuming now
that for the rest of time,if we're walking out of the battery through
a parking garage and somebody jumps outat us, you're gonna throw me in
front of him. Never forget you. You find out a lot about your
partner in that moment, in thatemergency situation. What they're gonna do.
You know, it's sad is I'mpretty sure every dived it would have done

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the exact same thing, like youdon't want to at least nudge me out
of the way a little bit.So four or four seven four one h
ninety four nine is chivalry? Whendid chivalry die in your relationship? When
did you have a situation like thisand he totally blew it. Okay,
the only way it gets worse isif he pulls her in front of him
like a body shield. Could havebeen lately World four seven four one h
ninety four nine Your New Bull MorningShow, y'all are a black and love

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to Ko moved Kimmy and Otis ninetyfour point nine The Bull ninety four point
nine. The bullets moved Kimmy andOtis four or four seven four one h
ninety four nine hit us and atiHeart talk back. When did you see
chivalry just kind of die in frontof you? Either you did it and
you blew it. You want tofess up someone did it to you,
or you just saw it happened likeOtis saw fiance dive out of the way

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of a foul ball, not evenworrying about his lady was like, yeah,
there's a couple of the foul ballcoming flying at her head. He
dove all the way out of theway. Wow. I called him,
kind of called him out for it. I'm like, man, you didn't
even try to save her. It'slike a combat. Good Luck on that
drive home, man, she goes, I've got the keys. Good Luck
on that uber home. This onefrom Facebook tere supporter and Acworth. A

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couple of days ago, I waspacking a bunch of sandbags in my jeep
at home depot. This guy startswalking over to me. I thought he
was coming to help me. Nope, he just asked if I could close
my door for a second so hecould get by as I was struggling with
the sandbags. It's like, notthat I couldn't do it myself, it
just seemed kind of weird. Hey, move your stuff, I'm trying to
get by. Or if they're like, hey, are you done? Are

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you done with that cart? Right? I'll just wait. Can you can
you get the last sandbag out?Because I need this from the I heart
talkback. This is Leah up inDunwoodie. So the blind date probably laughed
at about five minute. I methim out of public place so that we
could ride to dinner together. Andum, when I got in his car,

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tostially we're going to dinner, hesaid, okay, well where do
you want to eat? And Isaid, you know, I'm not picky.
We can go wherever. And hesaid, I can tell that you're
not picking taking a comment about myway, but where do you want to
eat out. Wow, when thedate ends, Oh my gosh, what
jerk? Right, Well, nowwe know why he seems ninety four point

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nine the bowl four or four sevenfour one h ninety four hit us nut?
iHeart talk back. When did yousee chivalry just die in front of
you? Like at the baseball game, the Braves game, this girl almost
got her head taken off by afoul ball, and her boyfriend leaped out
of the way, just jumped outof the seven trying to help. I'm
otis Amanda and Winder. It wason the mini golf course when chivalry died
for you. Oh my gosh,you know minute your doctor barely close to

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hit it. Well, apparently thisman was trying to show his kids how
heavy was, so he just likelaunched the ball which was coming right for
my boyfriend at the time, andhe literally duped behind me. It's like
a haunted house, right, whenyou go through a haunted house, you
find out what is your man gonnado if you're going to get murdered?
Sometimes exactly and he would have hitten. I can tell you. But a

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frid my senior year, we endedour senior night with me almost killing my
girlfriend at the time on a minigolf course, I did the same thing.
We were trying to hit mini golfballs out into the parking lot like
idiots, and I hit one offa fiberglass tree and hit her directly in
the earlobe, only in the earlobe, and her earlobe swelled up like a
Christmas tree light bulb like Will Smith. Yeah, it was a giant earlobe.

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And she broke up with me.Yea, it would have been classic
stuff that would have come off herear and gone in the hole, right,
yeah. Yeah, part of youwants to cheer, the other parts
like you care. No part ofyou doesn't cheer for that. Oh,
you would immediately cheer. Remember toask if you're not, do you realize
your life is crumbling around you thatyou just stopped cheering on the green?

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Thanks Amanda. You guys are notgoing to believe this, But Hannah,
the girl in the stands at theBraves game, is on hold, the
one that almost got her head.Yes, give me an otis here on
George's number one in New Country ninetyfour point nine the ball maybe one of
the most anticipated people we've ever hadon hold to talk to. Hannah,
who is part of the story ofOtis watching Chivalry Diet the Braves game.

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I'm Otis, good morning, Hannahand Monroe. Well, so I actually
was the girl at the Braves gamethat stuck. Why you funny questions did
you make him? She had agood humor about it. I will say,
what things did he say to youto try to like make it not

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as bad as it is. Itwas like freaking out. He was like,
Oh my gosh, I'm so far. He was like, oh,
this instinct it was coming so fast, and I'm like, no, I
know, That's why I duck Ididn't want my head taken all. That's
the problem, though, is yourinstinct was not to save me so well,
because like I heard like something hit, I didn't realize the kid behind

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us had actually caught the ball rightbehind it. Yeah, And so honestly,
I was like waiting to see ifit was, like if it hit
me because I was still just duckybecause I knew that he stood up and
I was like, oh, maybehe got it. And then the kids
find us had it and I waslike, oh, he didn't kiss it.
Please tell me what your family,our friends said about this moment.

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Have you told them what happened.Oh yeah, so my favorite was actually
watching it on TV and so theygot kind up and got pictures of it
and didn't do us. So mydad actually texted me and was like,
um, what couch because I usedto play softball, and he goes,
why cup talk to kids like that? Wanted me to get my head take

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it off. Can you send usthe pictures? Can you pictures or video
that you got at moot Kimmy Otison Instagram? Yeah, absolutely, we
want to see that. Oh that'sfantastic. What's your what's your boyfriend's name?
Oh Chris, you can feel thedoghouse from here. Amazing. Kimmy
and Otis. Thank you for everythingyou do in the morning to keep ninety

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four point nine the ball four pointnine the ball. Thank you for spending
your Monday morning with us. It'smoot Kimmy and Otis. Next week Monday
is Memorial Day. Wanted something special, so you gotta grab that free iHeartRadio
app and download it because it hasa talkback little microphone down in the corner
when he followed the bull. Wewant to celebrate the people that you keep
in your mind when it comes toMemorial Day celebrate what their sacrifices were,

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the memory the things that made themabsolutely specially want to run those throughout the
day. On Memorial Day, therewas an awesome display for Armed Forces Day
at the Braves game. They rolledout the massive, huge flag that covered
the entire outfield while all the militarybranches were lined around the field, and

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they brought out this hero who Iunbeknownst to me, when I walked off
the field, I shook his hand, told him thanks for his service.
I didn't realize the like level ofhero this guy was. They played the
history back on the screen, whichwas he saved seventy hostages with his team
from a burning building as it wascollapsing. He was the man that ran
into the fire fight to cut thebolts on the door, to free cutters,

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to free all of these soldiers.Then they are all these hostages.
Then they had all the soldiers hadto line up in a body shield to
make sure the hostages got to thehelicopter and leave lost one of his men
to that situation because he put hisown life on the line to make sure
that all his men got onto thehelicopter as well. Yeah, paying the

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ultimate sacrifice for all the things,the freedoms. That's what Memorial Day is
all about, and celebrating the peoplethat really did step up and put their
lives, you know, on theline. Ultimately, how you celebrate that,
we want to help you do it, So leave a talkback for us.
Shout out the person that you thinkin your mind and your heart on
Memorial Day playlists throughout the morning,and how you celebrate moral there and a

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lot of folks go to a variousmilitary cemeteries around lay flowers out. Let's
just try to celebrate the memory ofthose people that are just ultimate heroes.
Here. Hit that little microphone onour free iHeartRadio app. You can take
us everywhere your New Bull Morning Show. Listen to these guys every day going
to work and I love the show. Guys are great mood Kenny, you
know this ninety four point nine TheBull
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