Going Out in a Blaze of Glory... From Work

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Ninety four point nine the Ball.I'm Brian. We announced a massive bull
show yesterday. That's Jason now Din'tplaying the making Amphitheater coming up next October.
Can't even buy these tickets yet?Where the first ones to give him
away? Otis? Who's playing Lorettafrom Whitesburg? How are you this morning?
I'm great? All right, We'regonna play a little game with you.
Jason Alden's coming through making doing ahometown show at making Amphitheater next October,

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so we want to get you intoit. Just announced, can't even
buy tickets? Yeah, okay,we're gonna play Finish the Florida Man headline
one of our favorite games. Youjust got to decide on the multiple choice
first one Florida man arrested after downingtwo fireball shots and then a dancing on
his desk, B taking the companycar for a spin, or c fighting

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the bartender. B. Yeah,he hopped in the company vehicle and he
went out and got himself with Doyou I need to know what company it
was? Right? Like? Whatdoes he do for a living? Right?
Terrible plan? All right? Nexttime Florida man are angered by his
neighbor, he attacks him with aa rake, be a peedaguana, or
see his lawn tractor contact him withhis lawn tractor. Oh be hilarious,

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it would be if they're terrified ofiguanas. Oh my god, long story,
but oh do short version. Wewere in put toakon and this we're
taking a selfie me and my wife. This guy comes around our shoulder out
of nowhere with a giant dinosaur ofan iguana and scare the crap out of
booth. Just a local like youcharge you for a picture of photo.
Now get that thing away. Itcould work then, Oh, scare the

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crap in me all right. Floridaman charged after an argument with his girlfriend
when he slapped her beer out ofher hand, beat shouted song lyrics at
her, or see poured an entirebottle of ketchup on her head. Yeah,
oh you're gonna smell like tomatoes forever. Also, what if you go
to use one of those like heinzjar like bottle and you can't get it

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started? Slap the back of it. They have a butter knife right there.
Move you need to get this started, bud. All right, good
job, you got two out ofthree, so we got you some Jason
out October fifth. Next year you'llbe at that show. Okay, thank
you so much. You're so welcome. Next, can't fix stupid seven fifty

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five. I thought my flight wasbad yesterday, but at least a guy
didn't open the emergency exit jump outof the flight that was bound for Atlanta
and try to steal a truck.Not cool, that's all. Next mood
kimmyan ODIs you want to make myday every morn is ninety four point nine
The Ball. Yeah, you can'tfix stupid. Proven it with mood Kimmy

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and Otis on ninety four point nineThe Ball, Prepare yourself for your daily
dose. And dumb lots of ithappening with travel. Every time you open
social media, someone's trending for doingsomething stupid. Yep. The flight from
New Orleans to Atlanta, they weresitting on the jetwag getting ready for departure,
when all of a sudden, aman opened up the emergency hatch and
jumped out to escape and try tosteal a truck on his way. I

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think you could actually like really openthat yeah, like quickly, yeah,
like like I thought there'd be likea setting on the airplane where if there's
an emergency, you just you can'tjust you can yank it like any time
you want. Yeah, terrify.It's very concerning, terrifying. I considered
it yesterday two hours on a hotplane because the air conditioning was off.
We're stuck on the runway, justsitting there. We're all sad for you

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about your Dominican republication. But thisguy actually pulled it off. He jumped,
he popped the hatch, pulled theemergency shoot, jump down, slid
down, and everybody cross panic.They had to get everybody off of the
pane, jump off. This isthe people scattering like this. They're getting

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everybody else there is now they're lookingout the window in the air. They
got him, thank god. Theguy was jumping into a truck that was
near the plane, a service vehicle. I think somebody was trying to come
help and assist. It's still mybaggage, no, but if you see
somebody like rushing off, it makesyou wonder why it was like that lady
who was like, you know,he thought she was exactly. It's like

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you're kind of wondering, are theyright? And some do they know something?
I don't know? Right? Well, he's been arrested, he's been
taken to a nearby hospital for evaluation. There's no reason for his panic or
there. You know. Rapid disembarkmentis what they're calling it. Rapid disembarkment
like the SpaceX rapid disassembly, butby code they got to take everybody off
the plane and the recess and shutthat door again, right right, just

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like it back in a screen door. Sorry about that, y'all. Just
go ahead, shut that lock thatthing like an air mattress. You're trying
to get that slide up, justrolling it up. It never goes back
in the same way. No,you can't fix stupid. Do not do
that on a plane. You're nevergoing to fly again in your life.
The slide does look fun though videos. I look at the little booklet every

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time. I'd love to just jumpdown that thing once. Yeah, but
isn't that what a bouncy house isfor those to ninety four point nine in
the bowl. Thanks for spending thiscold Tuesday morning with us here on mood
Kimmy. Notice, I think it'sthe first time we got under freezing since
last March, so I only imagineit's going to get colder from here got
the eight ten headlines right now withKimmi Karua. I'm glad you brought that
up, Brian Moot. Today isonly going to have a higher round forty

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nine degrees and so the City ofAtlanta is going to be opening a warming
shelter at eight pm tonight at theCentral Park Recreation Center. You know,
anybody that needs that. Today isalso giving Tuesday Day to give back to
any causes that really matter to you. You can volunteer if you don't have
the money, to maybe share.There's just so many different ways that you
can or just back spread the word. A lot of nonprofits, especially newer

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ones, people just don't know theyexist yet. So share. Go to
our Facebook page ninety four nine inthe bowl. We got a comment thread
there tag that nonprofit tell us whyyou love them. And Jason Aldan released
a brand new video for his newsingle Let Your Boys Be Country, and
there are two cameos by his sonMemphis and his daughter Navy, which is
really sweet. And today is thesecond of three days of memorial services for

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former First Lady Roseland Carter. Herhusband, President Jimmy Carter, is expected
to attend her memorial service today,as well as a bunch of other former
presidents and first ladies. But areally sweet thing that the Carter Center shared
is that she did die peacefully athome. Both her and her husband were

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in hospice, and they had positionedthe beds feet to feet so that they
could face each other and talk andhave conversations. So I just thought that
was really really sweet. Seventy sevenyears they've been married. He's never been
known a day without her in seventyseven years. So I just pray for
him. He's going through illness onhis own and just to have to go

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through this with his wife, youknow, it's gonna be tough. And
Taylor Swift's Era Tour concert film willbegin streaming on December thirteenth, or thirty
fourth birthday, and is going toinclude three additional songs, Wildest Dreams,
The Archer and Long Live, whichwere not included in the theatrical release.
More Taylor for Everyone. I'm notgonna say anything bad about it because her
fans are so rabid, that's right. You don't want to get on their

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bad side. No, no,not at all. I never say anything
about it with Tail Ship about howI'm just exhausted by all the tailor ships.
I'm not Brian. She's dominating thefootball season. I'm not saying that's
not me. I'll say it quitits dangerous game. I was Otis the
headlines will keep a crew of everyday at six ten and eight ten.
You are New Bull Morning Show.You guys make my morning every day when

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I get in the car. MoodKenny and Otis ninety four ninety four point
nine the ball. Thanks for hangingout with us on your Tuesday morning.
It's moved Kimmy and Otis. I'mBrian. You can always hit that iHeart
talk back on that free iHeart app. Hold that microphone down. Let us
know anything on your mind. Thefloor is yours there. It's like a
little voicemail here in the studio.Earlier in the show, we were talking

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about filling the Florida Man headlines andthe one about uh dumping ketchup on someone's
head. Yeah, guy, Igot arrested because he got an argument with
his girlfriend and police showed up.She had ketchup from head to toe because
he dumped the whole bottle on herhead. He was so angry. We're
awful. Well, we're just hopingit was the square bottle, because the
glass ones, those brand new ones. You're sticking as a butter knife up

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in there and really try to getit started. Hold. It really takes
the fire out of your right Itrins a moment. Yeah. Well,
the reason when we bring it backup is because Laura Lieberman has a hack
for you if you have trouble gettingthe ketchup out of the bottle. Bry
the Florida Man and the Ketchup bottle. So little known fact on the glass
Hind's fifty seven bottles down on theneck is a fifty seven in the glass.

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You're supposed to turn the bottle upsidedown and hit that spot to make
the ketchup come out. It worksevery time I've heard that. I have
heard that. I can't say thatI've tested it though. Well, you
just saved a bunch of people whowere gonna dump ketchup on a cheeter's head
that they bust out like a dinerfrom having an awkward I can't. You're
hit in the back of the mine. You're doing it wrong. Deab ninety

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four point nine The bullets mood Kimmynotice with you. Thank you for spending
your Tuesday Morning with us. Yesterdaycyberm Monday. So today the comments section
people mad about it because it's funny. Everyone was getting ready to complain.
We kind of know it's a trick. Yeah, Amazon's just got us wrapped
around their finger. I didn't orderanything you or cyber Monday that I order

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a thing, and I feel verygood about it. I feel terrible about
it, and I don't know whoyou're talking about. I feel like I
failed. I almost made it athing, almost made it to the end
of the day, and then Igot suckered for some sweatshirts from like a
record store that I grew up.Next it's I be all wear it once.
It probably won't fits the whole thing. This was from Carol and Beuford.
The best part of cyber Monday forme this year is watching my thirteen

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year old learn what capitalism is whenhe emptied his entire three figure net worth
on toys that are going to breakin four days and ask me how he
was gonna get money again. Yup, yup. Mowing lawns to mowing lawns.
Mike and Duluth pro tip on CyberMonday, don't do it while you're
drinking and just cleared the cart entirelyof what you've selected and put in there

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without checking it while you sober.Oh, I almost did that accident.
That's dangerous rate and put a bunchof stuff in our cart, just like
thoughts for Christmas. And I wasgoing to buy like lights or something,
and I almost hit like saying likeall of it. I did eventually,
but I almost hit the button whereyou pay for all of it. But
then I saw the total quickly,whoa, whoa, those lights don't cost

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two thousand dollars. Mike has gota solution for you. He has fifty
things showing up in the next week. None of them were on sale either.
If you're gonna drunk shop, youneed a designated checker. I like
that bride shotgun with you on thatlast one, Olivia and Dallas. Why
do I fall for this every year? Every year? I tell myself,
don't be tricked by Jeff do bezos. Don't do it? Then what do
I do? I spend four hourstricking myself into thinking that the two dollars

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I just saved today's gonna be ahuge win for me, only to see
that it's still the same price tomorrowthat I got today because that's its new
price. Bezos. This is howyou have a yacht in a rocket.
Oh catch, it's the fomo.It's like the eye. I'm gonna miss
this steal. My wife was doingit to me the whole vacation on Well,
we gotta buy it. It's gonnawe gotta buy it now. No,
we don't target. Target's going viralright now for getting busted for it.

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They just lazily put the Black Fridaysale over the regular and at the
same price. Somebody's just filming pullingout the Black Friday things. It was
what there was the first thing thelast week. We're the genius is sorry
Christian for you? How did youleave a job in a memorable way?
Good? Bad funny? Four Ofour seven four one ninety four nine.

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There's a video going viral right nowon TikTok, and I love it when
just normal people who do something putit online go viral. Uh. Gail
Lewis, she was a Walmart employeefor ten years and she did like her
sign off video on TikTok three millionviews so far. Attention Walmart. This
is Gail Lewis, ten year associateeight four four, signing out good night.

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She's on the overhead thing like somebodyin the Christmas tree. Ile was
like, Gail, can you justcan I get this tree? Like but
in the back you're still working onyour way to the front door. Or
is this done now? Oh Gail, come on from Facebook. You got
these too, and these are allgreat, just funny interesting. Maybe he
went out and ablaze a glory.Michael Willis, my boss called me to

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let me go, told me thatit was over. I looked at him
straight in the eyes, gave hima salute and marched out like a like
a like a soldier, right outof the office, just turned around.
Karen Deprino I worked twenty seven yearsat the grocery store. Her last day,
she set up her pants and shoesin the bathroom, locked the stall
door so it looked like someone wasin there taking care of business for the
entire day, said one of hercoworkers. Sold her. Finally, the

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manager to go in there and knockon the door. Yes, you know.
Somebody was like, hey, canyou go see if Kimmy's fine in
there? You see okay? ThoseYeah, was hurting. Hal Mark,
I worked at a car I workedas a car radio audio installer, and
when I got fired, they toldme it was my last day. So
I decided to put a fish,a raw fish in the box of a

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twelve inch sub for sealed box andthen send the car on its way.
I love it when they fire youbut also make you finish out the day.
That's right, heart plan, You'refired, but go ahead and finish.
Need you to finish. Caroline Carter. I got fired and then two
weeks later sent my boss a sorryfor your lost card. That's awesome.
I like that. How did youjust leave a job? How did you

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get fired? You just decided youwere no longer going to be there in
an epic, fun exciting way fourfour seven four one zero ninety four nine
or hit us on that talk backon the free iHeartRadio app Kimmy and Otis.
Guys are awesome because you put yourlisteners out there so that they can
have opportunities like that. Georgia isnumber one for new country stars like Confetti.

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I always wonder when they're writing thissong if they write in ah they
write that into lyrics. I don'tknow next it words for the beat as
just a funny thing that I thinkabout sometimes, Kimmy and Otis, thanks
for hanging out with us on yourTuesday. How did you leave a job
in a memorable way? Good?Bad, funny? Four four seven ninety

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four nine. I'm Otis, hey, Christy and Gaines the How are you?
Yeah? Good? How are y'alldoing great? Did you ever quit
a job like an epic, fun, entertaining way? Oh? Yeah,
Actually, my fiance which my husband, is it now? He actually went
and bought purchased the Officer and Gentlemensuit, okay, and surprised me at

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work. I was leaving my officein Marietta and had all the girls involved
in had the music playing Officer andGentlemen dressed up as Richard Tyre and carried
me out of my office. Allthe girls were going, you know,
you go, Paul up. Yeah. I was leaving the office and taking
pictures and everything. It was great. It was epic because it was I

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was leaving Marietta and going to Gainesvilleto live. Though it was pretty emotional
at the same time. That's awesome. So what a cool visual though,
and like the production and the dramaof it all to wave goodbye as you
leave into your new life. Yeah, I will say, Richard Gear and
Pretty Woman would have been a littlefunnier. But you know, oh yeah,

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it would have. It would have. You're all gonna regret this.
You're a big job. Yeah.Ninety four point nine the bull. I'm
Brian moot question for you. Howdid you leave a job in a memorable
way? I once got fired andI hugged the guy who fired me because
I'm awkward, and then I saidthanks, and he looked at me stunned,

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and then I left. And Ibet he's still wonder to see you
weren't thankful for I don't know whatI was doing. I was just awkward.
Four O four seven four one ninetyfour nine. My name's Otis Renee
from Douglasville, one of our Kimiotisfamily members. Did you ever leave a
job in just a big way?Well, it wasn't. I left the
job, but I left the locationthey had been in a lot of US
managers and store managers to a differentstory or to do reset like a remark,

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and the store manager in that store, and nobody liked before we got
there much less by the time wegot ready to leave. So I went
and got a sponge and I pouredfish emulsion all over it, soaked it
up, and if you've ever smelledfish emulsion, it's like rotten eggs.
Oh, it's awful. I cansmell it. So then I went while
he was at lunch, I wentinto his office and took the vent cover

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off of his ac heat vent andput it up in the vent and put
the you know, put it backtogether. You know. It smelled absolutely
horrible. Well, he spent therest of the day in there trying to
find it, looking under things,looking in saying you know, and he
could never find that smell. Sothat was our last day there, and
we set him up good. Thatis an incredible prank. I had a

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roommate once where we hit crab shellsafter we'd eat in the crab yes,
in like in a nook underneath hisbed, and he moved out. We
didn't like, we hadn't seem thewhile. He's like, yeah, I'm
still into my parents' house. Man, my room smells like death. And
we're like, oh, sorry,man, that was us. Did you
finally told him it was all yeah, because we felt bad he was trying

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to move out of the house andwe needed a roommate. Yeah, no,
you gotta pay rents. No,we never. We never gave up
what it was how long it tookhim to find it. Thank y'all for
everything you do in the morning.We appreciate you. Thank you today.
Have a great day. Okay,you too, ninety four point nine in
the bull, Thanks for hanging outwith us on this beautiful, cold Tuesday
morning. It's moot Kimmy and Otis. I'm Brian Moot. How did you

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leave a job? It's kind ofan interesting thing to think about in a
memorable way. Could be good,could be back, could be funny to
you praid everyone on the way outof your office. Good morning, bull.
I've never called in, but Iheard the topic and thought I needed
to call into this one, allright, anonymous caller, one of our
Moot kimy Otis family members. Youhad a situation with a job where they
would even let you quit. SoI am a lawyer and my dad was

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having major back surgery, and theentire my boss knew I never took off
work. The whole time he wasemailing me, calling me wanting me to
do work. There was a majorcomplication in my dad's surgery, and he
kept just like almost, I tellingme I've got to come into office,
rutle, you need to get inbrutal, and just kept pressuring me.

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I went home that day decided I'mquitting. When I told my boss,
he said, I don't really understandhow this is the best decision for you
financially, And I said, yeah, that should tell you a lot about
right. That's how much I hateyou. Have you ever had a boss
that you can't quit? I'm otislike this was much younger when I was
at a fast food place and itsucked. It was the worst job ever.

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And I went in and I'm notI'm not coming back. I just
wanted to let you know. Andthey're like, but you've got a shift
on Friday and you've got one onYeah, I guess you're gonna have to
figure that out. Huh. Idon't know if you know what happens with
someone quids, but I'm not gonnabe here, so I don't know.
They called me on those days totell me I wasn't at my shift too,
like, yeah, I know,I told you I wasn't going to

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be here. No, I wasn'tkidding. That wasn't a joke. Best
ever. Thanks for listening to MoveKimmy and Otis in the Morning. We
appreciate you guys. You listened everysingle morning and you make us feel like
Bailey, Let's go. It's ninetyfour point nine Bull ninety four point nine
the Bullets mood. Kimmy Otis withyou on your Tuesday morning. I'm Brian
Moot. Make sure you grab thatfree iHeartRadio app. You can catch parts

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of the show that you missed ondemand anytime you want to get take us
wherever you go throughout your workday.Early in the show, we talked to
Jackie in Dallas and she had herboyfriend's phone and he was very nervous.
She had it still, yeah,because you left it in her car,
and she's like, do I lookthrough it or no? I'm sure she
already knew she was Morning Cheyenne fromHampton. I'm otis what happened with an

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Apple Watch. I was living withmy fiance at the time and we had
a roommate and he left his AppleWatch at the house one day and I
went through the Apple Watch him sotextlustages of him actively cheating on me with
the girl that was living with us. Oh, brutal that's awful. Yeah,

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so I moved out the next day, have been no contact with him.
What's it. I'm always curious whenyou confronted with the evidence, what
did he Did he have an excuse? Did he just fess up? How'd
that go? He tried to Well, I took the approach of tell me
what's going on, because I alreadyknow you think you're so smart, but
you're really not. He hates mood. I like that question though, because

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sometimes you'll cold bust people and thenthey'll just start like digging themselves a whole
with the most ridiculous excuses ever.Of No, I mean I had to
send that picture to my trainer,So you have a trainer. No,
well, I'm going to get atrainer. But I wanted, like I've
seen him out for picture. Theyneeded to see like full montag. Yeah,
they wanted to see every nook andcrew. I want to work with

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the entire body. Questions and you'renew Bull Morning Show ninety four point and the Ball