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Thanks for hanging out with us.It's moot, Kimmy and Otis. I'm
Brian Moot. It is freezing outside, take your time driving in. I'm
sure parts of North Georgia got alittle frost on the roads here and there.
Today on the show, we gotjasonaldn tickets coming up before you at
seven thirty this morning's playing down andmaking make an amphitheater. In October.
We also have Brothers Osborne tickets showjust announced yesterday, coming up at eight
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ten this morning. Now for youfolks that'll roll with us early in the
morning. You know the last twodays, well, Monday we knew Otis
was on vacation still, but Tuesdaywe got the text message at twelve thirty
that they just got home from aninternational flights and that he'd be on his
way in. So for some ofyou, whether Otis is here or not
is a mystery exactly. It wasjust travel chaos. And I know a
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lot of people dealt with it overthe holidays because you can see all the
articles that are coming out where peoplelike opening exit doors and peeking in the
middle of the aisles. You seethat one, I mean that just seems
like a lot of like crazy thatwould have been happening there or somewhere else
in life. True. Our travelback was we sat on the same plane
for six hours because two of thosehours there was no air conditioning on the
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flight. But they didn't tell usthat till we're already on it, and
my already overly anxious wife because shehates flying, was losing her mind sitting
they're just sweating and the sweatshirt.Doesn't it like kind of go counterintuitively that
when they don't have air conditioning,they're like, all right, we're just
gonna leave you on this plane,right, Like that's not unhealthy. People
have like a health issue. Likeif you can't take off without the air
conditioning, then why are we sittingthere? Let's reload again, Let's do
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this all again. Let me outinto the concourse. The funniest is the
lady in front of me who goesand you can't even open the windows around
here. I know, but youjust found that outlane. Hey. I
don't know if you guys know this, but those blinds they just opened a
bit inside of the window, notthe outside. You knows, want to
be sucked through the whole Lady,We really we went to the Dominican Republic
for a friend's wedding. But youguys played my drunktyle that when I was
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aimlessly walking around the island trying tofigure out how to get into my room,
that's your fault. Otis who leavesvoicemails as he wants great most classic
it was, I had to callsomebody because you know, I didn't have
anybody else to talk to. SoKimmy, you got the call, and
uh, my wife had lost thekey during the wedding at some point and
we could not get back into ourhotel where we'd figured out untill like two
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am when we got back to thedoor. So I'm looking up at this
balcony that's two stories up. CanI make that balcony? And then I
am looking around, you know,trying to figure out what we're going to
sleep outside because there's these little bedson the beach and stuff like that.
We could do that, which soundslike like super kind of romantic idea.
And see, wake up and you'rejust covered in bug bites, right,
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And then a lot of people arelike, why didn't you just go up
to the front desk, But wedid, and there was just nobody around.
Look, sometimes other countries don't havethe same work ethic, right,
right exactly. You go, likeSpain or something. In the middle of
the day, you're trying to goto the post office. You're like,
sorry, Yes, the Times nappedand they went home to eat with their
families. We did both. Weslept it off for a few hours on
one of the random beds in themiddle of the beach, and then I
ended up scaling the wall. Ohyou did, climbing over the balcony and
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going I knew that the balcony doorwas open because I left it so lucky
it was the right balcony. Yeah, I know, I'm right. Some
random dudes go, man, that'sskidding Your New Bull Morning show. You
guys make my morning every day whenI get in the car. Mood kimmyan
otis ninety four ninety four point nineThe Bull. You ever miss any of
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Moot Kimmy, notice, don't worry. You can always grab that free iHeartRadio
app, grab the show on demand, catch up with parts that you missed.
We got these six head headlines rightnow with Kimi Karuba. I'll tell
you about the special surprise during RosalindCarter's service yesterday with the Country Twist in
just a minute. But first,if you are looking for a job,
there is going to be a jobfair today from ten am to four pm
for correctional officer positions at the GeorgiaDepartment of Juvenile Justice, so you can
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just look that up if you're looking. They're talking about on the spot offers,
so that's pretty cool. Also,if you need to fill up your
tank, I recommend you do ittoday, even if you're not totally empty,
because we all though I like toplay gas gage roulette, but exactly
it is fun, except for thefact that the rollback of the state taxes
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on the gas tax is happening tonightat eleven fifty nine pm, so you're
gonna be paying thirty one point twocents more for per gallon. Last night
at the gas station, it wasflooded with cars when I was trying to
fill up, and I'm like,why is this happening? And I figured
it out. Yep, that's whythat's what's gonna be happening. So you
definitely want to fill up your tannetoday. Also, Brothers Osborne have announced
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there might as well be US Tour, which is gonna be kicking off in
March, and we're gonna get tosee them in April, and we will
have a chance with those tickets.I believe at eight ten this right,
okay. But yesterday it was areally special service for former First Lady Rosalind
Carter, her husband of seventy sevenyears, Former President Jimmy Carter, was
able to make it to the service, which was amazing. All of the
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five current living and former First Ladieswere able to make it as well,
including some other presidents. But thecool twist. Garth Brooks and Tricia Yearwhard
performed Imagine at the memorial, whichis really really special. Her grandson's speech
was really good. I watched afew moments of the ceremonies and just seeing
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Jimmy there now just melted my heart. I just like wanted to hug them.
All the effort it took for JimmyCarter, who's been in hospital since
February of last year, to makeit to that special then he said he
wasn't gonna miss it for anything.The quote I love the most from her
grandson was that she had she cookedlike everyone else's grandma as well. Everything
had mayonnaise, every every recipe hadmayonnaise in it, no matter what.
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Especially you know, God bless her, God bless Jimmy, and thank them
for the service for their entire life. They dedicated their lives well and they
continued legacy. They lead with theCarter Centers. She checked them out to
They do incredible stuff around the world. The headlines with Kimmy krub every day
at six ten and eight ten Kimmyand Otis, guys, you're awesome because
you put your listeners out there sothat they can have opportunities like that Georgia's
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number one for New Country twenty fourpointing on the ball. That song is
on an avalanche of people's holiday reelsright now. When family comes home and
you just watch them getting bigger everytime they walk through the How is that
I was gone for a week frommy kids and Kiki, my youngest looks
like he's four years older. Youknow, kids love it when you say
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that you don't understand aging until youhave a child. So I look at
Ronan and be like, how doyou have one more tooth? I'm getting
old. On Wednesdays we make ita little weird with Otis's story in the
morning imagine having chopsticks inside your nosecavity for five months and have no idea.
How do you not know you breakit off. I've been I've been
pretty blackout drunk in my life,but I think i'd noticed chops right.
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Well. Man in Vietnam blames iton a drunken night and a fight that
he ended up having. That's theonly thing he can recall of why he
would have chopsticks stuck up as farinto his nose that it's touching his brain
and causing almost fatal, life threateningneurological condition. Doctors found after a CTK
scan there was broken chopstick all theway back into his nose cavity, touching
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his brain and dang near taking itso like they snapped off, like inside
the nose like that the nostril.Yeah, seatsy scan of it just looks
horrifying and kill chicks. He died, how he didn't die, but this
man did did survive it, hesaid. The only thing he can recall
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is after drinking about five months agoat a bar, he got into a
bar fight. He ended up gettingknocked out. He doesn't remember much about
it, doesn't remember anybody having chopsticks, but he does remember getting sabbed in
the face with something and then therewere they just sat in his face.
This was why I like kind ofterrorized me for why I wouldn't want to
eat in a car. Why likelike the airbag goes off and like so
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you're drinking and eating and then youfall in your bowl of noodles and chopsticks
go right up into your face,Like I don't want to go out like
that chance so rare, but Imean we're talking about it. This guy
never thought it happened either. Ifeel like he was being crazy drunk,
somebody got annoyed with him and thentried to take him out with chopsticks.
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That's what I think happen. Youknow, those doctors are standing around looking
at the CT scan like that.It is weird. That's so weird.
Also not the weirdest thing we've seenthough. Right, they were able to
remove the chopsticks from his brain andmake him you know, fine, he
takes those, he take those homewith you? Right, was chopsticks?
I was. I throw him inthe drawer, just says something. I
mean, I go and grab somethingout of the silver order. What are
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these broken ones? You're gonna lovethis story. Don't use those hard touch
my brain ninety four point nine inthe bowl one hour from now. Got
tickets for you to Jason Aldean's showin making. That's gonna be a homecoming
party you don't want to miss comingup next October. You ever want to
hit us up anytime you get thatfree iHeartRadio app. Hold that microphone down.
It's called the Talkbacks. A littlevoicemail here in the studio about to
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play a stars like Confetti fro DustinLynch my request. But our good friend
who came out of his family memberwas sue, what's going on? Man?
Let me go openers? You couldgo on so long? Yeah,
I'm otis. I was actually inthe Dominican Republic all last week. I
actually I just quit speaking Spanish theother I was speaking it so long this
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week that I came back and atDunkin Donuts, the lady was getting my
order and stuff, and I'm like, oh uh me. I started doing
it and then I was like glassy, I'm like, dang it, I
need to quit. Like yeah,and guess what, y'all had missed a
beat with old is gone. Y'allwas good I appreciate that because when we
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have when we have to run thetechnology in here, Otis does it's way
better. Things can get a littlebit tricky in here, So thank you.
Trust the wrong way. Sometimes I'mlike, are we on the air
right now? Oh wow, No, everything was all good. I steell
love the music town there, allright, you know, right? But
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yeah, thank y'all so much ofyou. One day I'm gonna get on
one of y'all on the radio.You're always invited to drop in the studio
and say, hey, definitely Ilove this. You know. I need
to put my Instagram on that notetoo. That's so funny. Yeah,
so the world, the world gottaknow who I am. Come called Austin.
I love y'all. Man, allright, what's your Instagram? I'm
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gonna find you in my instagram?Is the real? Was soup? That
t H E R E A lW E F. I You appreciate you.
I gotcha, just followed you fromthe bull Oh I found you.
King was all right, Take iteasy, man, have a great rest
of your day. All right.Yeah, you can't fix stupid. Proven
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it with mood. Kenny Otis onninety four point nine. You feel like
things are going poorly for you inyour own life. Well don't. That's
why we do. Can't fix stupidevery day makes you a little better about
things you got going on in yourworld. Otis so that we got we
Uh. I'm not gonna call themom stupid in general, but she's just
a stupid jump to conclusion. We'veall been there acting in behaviors that would
indicate stupidity. I mean I jumpto conclusions every day. I tend to
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be wrong. She's got a teenagedaughter and she found baby overalls in her
teenage daughter's room. That could beshocking for a lot of moms. So
what are you thinking? Immediately babyshe's pregnant. Yeah, that's exactly what
she texted her. Okay, whyin all caps are you buying little kids
overalls? And a picture of themthat she said, Okay, why are
you in my room? Yes,it feels like when you gotta be really
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confident you're right on because she's nevergonna let you hear the end of that
one. Why the real reason isactually pretty good explanation, but also kind
of weird in the same light shesaid they're for buster, mom, she
said, don't be lying to me, he's a dog. He doesn't wear
over it. Yes, I boughtmy dog boots, like like the long
underwear little Jammy sets for Christmas.She's got two new ones. Are they
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dog ones or people ones? Theirdog ones? But if I find the
right one, I would buy.People will stick their dogs in baby overalls
and then stand their dogs up andpose them for photos and stuff. I
would do that. Well, hermom still didn't believer her. Is I'm
texting back and forth, and Iknew you'd love this story, Kimmy,
because there's also a picture in thisradio. I know everybody can't see this,
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but Kimmy, you Can's so cute, she said, I'm not lying.
Look and it's the dog in theoverall him so well, she said,
Okay, he looks like a littlehandy man. That's so cute.
She's like, Mom, I'm tryingto work on my Instagram game. Leave
me alone. Finding gene overalls fora dog would be like impossible, So
of course you'd have to buy babyones and adjust. Yeah, I think
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this makes perfect sense. I don'tsee the problem. So that's why you
don't jump to conclusions. You canput your foot in your mouth real fast.
Her mom's final text was, Ijust want to put a hammer in
a screwdriver in his pucket. Iknow he's so cute, but in his
back pocket. Ooh. Her mama'sheart got to got to beat in there
for a second, thinking she wasabout to be a grandma. But also,
by the way, if you're buyingbaby clothes, that's pretty responsible if
you are pregnant right out the gatesto start stocking. Those things are expensive
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and they grond those things so fast. Yep, that's fay true. Mitt.
You can't fix stupid when you jumpto a conclusion that you're not right
on all right. Next coming upsix point fifty five kimmune Otis intervention about
somebody that's just a terrible traveler.He complained the whole time. It was
so embarrassing. Four oh four sevenfour one ninety four nine. You have
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a bad traveler, you want toput on blashes, vent about it,
or maybe you're that person. Giveus call. Thanks for listening to Moot,
Kimmy and Otis in the morning.We appreciate you guys. You listened
every single morning and you make usfeel like Dai. Late, let's go,
it's ninety four point nine The Bullninety four point nine The Bull.
We are commercial for you here onMoot, Kimy and Otis. I'm Brian
Mood. If you've ever had abad travel partner, tell us about what
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they did that drove you crazy.Four O four seven four to one oh
ninety four nine The Moot Kimmy OtisIntervention. We're always here to help you
out whatever you got going on.I'm sure there's a lot of people who
could use some debriefing after the firstround of holiday travel. Thanksgiving always brings
the best or worst out of people. And Megan, it sounds like from
your email one of your childhood friendswho also lives in Atlanta, you guys
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happen to go home and kind ofbe travel partners, and it sounds like
he's a mess, Yes, atotal diva. We went to Colorado and
he was the worst travel partner.He took forever. When we got to
the airport, they had to gothrough his bag like three or four times
because he didn't follow the direction.Had like a water bottle in there.
Whenever people I'm like, what areyou doing? I love when I see
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a dad pounding like five bottles ofwater that they have founded this is a
rule. Yeah, he didn't wantto take off his shoes. He complained
the whole time. He didn't wantthe TSA box to touch us. It
was so embarrassing. Then when wegot home, we go to a bar
and he gets drunk. He startscrying to this random stranger lady about how
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much he hate his job. Hejust wishes he could quit or whatever,
but he can't. He's like fullcrying on his lady's shoulders. There's nothing
worse than grown men crying at abar emotional drunk. Yeah, you like
want to give him a hug,and but then also you want him not
to tell tell you what's wrong.I don't want to give them a hug.
I want to get far away fromthem because all you need is them
to latch onto you and then you'retotally like in trouble. I've been the
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dude before, so I don't I'vebeen crying at the bar, and this
is the worst I've been emotional atbar. Sometimes you go through things in
life and you'll tell anyone about youbought up the emotion, and then you
know when uncorks it. One shothim fireball, all right? The Morgan
Land's got a whole song about it. Man made the ball exactly, so
we're gonna give him a call.And what is the goal right here?
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It's just basically to say, like, you got to get your life together,
dude, Like, yeah, heshould be more considerate. It was
a lie. I'll probably never travelwith him ever again. It was too
much like you embarrass me. See, but I've gone on trips with friends
that I know are gonna be waytoo turned and sometimes if you can't beat
him, you gott to join them. Awful advice. Well I didn't say
it was good. I just saidit's something I've done, all right,
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Megan. We will get Jeremy onnext and see if we can't figure out
a way, just let him know, Boddy, you gotta like tighten it
up exactly. We'll do ninety fourpoint non the ball. We are commercial
free here on Moot Kimmy and Otis. I'm Brian Moot. You ever have
a bad travel partner you want toput on blast, tell them what they
did to ruin your trip four fourseven four one oh ninety four nine.
The Moot Kimmy Otis intervention. Ifyou ever have an issue, you can
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always reach out to us. We'lltry to mend fences, see what we
can do. We've got Megan andMegan, we have Jeremy on hold,
and sounds like he kind of alreadyknows that you've got an issue with what
happened last week traveling drink Thanksgiving andhim being a hot mess everywhere. So
I feel like this one's gonna goin your direction. Thank good morning,
Jeremy. How are you? It'smoot, Kimmy and otis good morning.
How are you guys? Better thanyou are? You have you? Have
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you walked off the hangover? Yet? It sounds like last week back in
Colorado at your hometown, sounds likeit was a bit of a time.
Let's just put that way. Attime, I've been a mess, you
know, like I've been struggling withwork and stuff and just going back to
my hometown and that always like overwhelmsme. And then I don't know how
to act with people I know fromhigh school, and I just drank way
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too much. Hey, Jeremy,it's otis heard you're the crier when you
drink. Yeah, Jeremy, you'rethe cry guy at the bar. I
might have cried a little bit that'snot what we heard. It wasn't a
little Sometimes that happens, I completelybecome a different person, and I don't
really know how to handle that.Hey, Jeremy, this is mood.
Okay. So first of all,we have Megan with us, and she
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just wanted to basically say, like, look, it wasn't she did not
have a whole lot of fun travelingwith you. But I would also say
that sometimes the stress of going backto places like your hometown, if you're
not mentally in the right place.Yeah, like that can be a real
disaster. Yeah, yeah, Megan, I'm sorry. I know I shuck.
I probably didn't make that trip onefor you to go back home,
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and I'm just dealing with a lotof stuff on my own, and I'm
sorry I brought you into it.Even I got a text from my mom
because she saw some stuff online thatI was I guess she wasn't too proud
of. So I'm very shy worryabout that. Hope, I didn't ruin
the trap. I don't know youwere over the top. You had to
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buy me something I don't know.All Right, you can smooth it over
with a gift to Megan and thenI'm sorry, Gift, and also probably
maybe you guys agree to meet placesif you ever traveled again travel ag Yeah,
that's a good idea. He's notsharing her miles with you anymore,
No more Delta lounge parties. I'mstill getting over it. Jeremy. Just
sometimes taking a break from social mediaas well too, because you know,
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you ever wake up after a kindof a while weekend and you're like,
I don't even want to look atInstagram stories? No, well maybe not
you. I feel I definitely havetwo moots. You've had a bad travel
partner. Maybe it's your spouse,like my wife, who is the most
anxious flyer on the entire planet,just gets you're probably not a great travel
partner. Either of its pants.I'm chill. I am like, just
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like, just let me watch Ryanstop grabbing my arm. I'm just gonna
go with him saying he's chill.So yeah, stays chilled. Michael Ray,
It's ninety four point nine The Bull, ninety four point nine The Bull.
We are commercial for you here onMood Kimy and Otis, thanks for
hanging out with us this morning.I'm Brian Mood. We're talking bad travel
companions. You ever had one youwant to put on blasts? Tell us
what they did for four seven fourone oh ninety four nine Avica and Adarsville,
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ham Otis. What's the worst travelpartner you've been with? So after
my wedding, we ended up travelingup to the Canadian border just to go
to the border. Right. Well, apparently we had gone too far.
A gentleman at the border had toldus we could go a little bit further,
so we went. When we turnedon to come back, we ended
up getting taught through security for thefor the border to come back to the
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US. Apparently we had gone intoCanada. Yeah, that's funny. And
all four of us in the cardon't have passport, and so they wanted
all of our license. We tookour licenses and the lady is yelling and
screaming at my new husband about whywe don't have passports. Had to get
to Canada at this we were likesmuggling something right, Well, the person
in the back she states out,well, we don't have bombs. We're
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not on an as you can thatno bombs, no drugs, no weapons
exactly. And so they put usin a padded like room and searched our
vehicle for an hour or an houror two, I can't remember how long
it was, but I know itwas at least an hour. We had
to surrender all of our money,our wallets, We had to open up
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every door trunk. Yeah, we'resitting there in this patdgroom and the person
who mentions like, we don't havebombs, I don't understand why we're in
here, Like, why can't theyjust let us go? We had to
surrender a red lobster receipt from wherewe had just eaten previously to all of
this non test going on. I'venever want to do that again. By
the way, who's trying to infiltrateCanada? Right, So we didn't even
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know we had crossed the line.One of the security folks that like,
I think the alcohol booths or whatever, that you have a surrender, They
told us if you just go upright there and move those tones out of
the way and come back around,you'll be fire. You you never moved
the wall of a border. TheCanadian wall is just orange cones. That's
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and that goes back to my point. Nobody's trying to a filtrack Canada.
They have orange Cones ninety four pointnine in the Bullets Moot, Kimmy and
otis with you. His daughter justgot into songwriting, and she's told Chris
he needs to be better at keepingup with the song ideas that he has.
He said, he has this badhabit of thinking of things and then
not writing it and moving on.He figures if he didn't remember it later,
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it wasn't great. Anyway. Hegoes through notebooks and he's just like,
oh my god, gold, Gold, Gold, number one and the
number one song number one. Hejust remembered him in just a few minutes.
Ever got your good vibes story forthe day And what a groom did
at his wedding to learn a languagewill blow your mind. It sets the
bar for weddings pretty high. Here. We've been talking about bad travel partners,
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and we got this on the iHearttalk Back a little microphone there on
the free iHeartRadio app. It's fromWayne and Sandy Springs and apparently his wife
has a a bit of a weirdquirk on road trips. My wife,
I don't know what it is,but every time that we're on a road
trip has to be researching natural disasters, especially tornadoes. So we were on
a road trip going to uh Ithink it was Dallaston and we go through
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this town and my wife goes,oh, my gosh, I know this
sound. Uh there's a huge tornadohere. And then she goes into it
and we were watching tornado videos forthe rest of the road trip. The
street shop, it'll be, it'llbe tornado, sink holes, whatever it
is, tsunami's. She is alwayswatching natural disasters when we're on a road
trip, like a like a sinkholeis going to open up in front of
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us while we're driving. That's supercomfortable, right, Listen, have you
seen what happens with sinkoles? There'salways a car in there. Yes,
it is going to open up justwhen you're driving. I don't see a
problem with this. She just wantsto be prepared. Are astronomical, are
having We're having a good day.Let's ruin that. You're the same way
as my wife. I love lookingat tornadoes videos, though, but yeah,
if I'm gonna drive through tornado alley, I want to know if this
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is a really bad city, likewe cannot stop here it was in twister.
I'm otis. My wife will lookup stuff like that, just as
she could build her anxiety to alevel where she's like, look, these
are all the ways we could dieon the way there. I don't want
to be surprised, right, I'mfaced with my mortality. Are not color?
Mommy's ready for the trade. Iknew my car was going to go
in this thing cold. Moot,Kimmy and otis I'm Brian, moot your
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good vibe story for the day.This one's going to take the gesture you
can have as a groom at yourwedding up a notch set the bar Ben
Carpenter recently married his wife. They'rea couple in the UK, and uh
no one knew this. But hehad been secretly taking Korean lessons for ten
months because his wife is Korean andher family is all Korean and not a
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lot of them speak English, sohe had They had joked about it,
but he secretly started taking lessons sothat he could speak to the family.
I got a little clip from itright here, from his wedding speech.
I have joked to it. Sohe for months that it would be cute
for me to learn a few wordsin Korean to sprinkle into my speech.
So she kajokay check chang yong purewe hit stuff has molo and he goes
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on for seven minutes. But hedidn't just memorize the speech. He's now
fluent in Korean to speak with herfamily, and no one had any idea
he was going to do that becausethey just joked about it. This dedication
to your spouse, for sure?So sweet? Why does Korean sound better
with a British accent to everything soundssmarter? He says that his accent in
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Korean is horrible, and he likeasked for people to like forgive him because
he just learned the language. Ican't sound pretty good. It does sound
like he's inventing things. I haven'twe all? I think we all in
America have a bad habit of thinkingthe British are talking down to us,
even if they're just saying something justpolite. It sounds like that. It
doesn't sound polite. It sounds aggressive. Oh ballad see
Thanks for hanging out with us.It's moot, Kimmy and Otis. I'm
Brian Moot. It is freezing outside, take your time driving in. I'm
sure parts of North Georgia got alittle frost on the roads here and there.
Today on the show, we gotjasonaldn tickets coming up before you at
seven thirty this morning's playing down andmaking make an amphitheater. In October.
We also have Brothers Osborne tickets showjust announced yesterday, coming up at eight
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ten this morning. Now for youfolks that'll roll with us early in the
morning. You know the last twodays, well, Monday we knew Otis
was on vacation still, but Tuesdaywe got the text message at twelve thirty
that they just got home from aninternational flights and that he'd be on his
way in. So for some ofyou, whether Otis is here or not
is a mystery exactly. It wasjust travel chaos. And I know a
(00:45):
lot of people dealt with it overthe holidays because you can see all the
articles that are coming out where peoplelike opening exit doors and peeking in the
middle of the aisles. You seethat one, I mean that just seems
like a lot of like crazy thatwould have been happening there or somewhere else
in life. True. Our travelback was we sat on the same plane
for six hours because two of thosehours there was no air conditioning on the
(01:07):
flight. But they didn't tell usthat till we're already on it, and
my already overly anxious wife because shehates flying, was losing her mind sitting
they're just sweating and the sweatshirt.Doesn't it like kind of go counterintuitively that
when they don't have air conditioning,they're like, all right, we're just
gonna leave you on this plane,right, Like that's not unhealthy. People
have like a health issue. Likeif you can't take off without the air
conditioning, then why are we sittingthere? Let's reload again, Let's do
(01:30):
this all again. Let me outinto the concourse. The funniest is the
lady in front of me who goesand you can't even open the windows around
here. I know, but youjust found that outlane. Hey. I
don't know if you guys know this, but those blinds they just opened a
bit inside of the window, notthe outside. You knows, want to
be sucked through the whole Lady,We really we went to the Dominican Republic
for a friend's wedding. But youguys played my drunktyle that when I was
(01:53):
aimlessly walking around the island trying tofigure out how to get into my room,
that's your fault. Otis who leavesvoicemails as he wants great most classic
it was, I had to callsomebody because you know, I didn't have
anybody else to talk to. SoKimmy, you got the call, and
uh, my wife had lost thekey during the wedding at some point and
we could not get back into ourhotel where we'd figured out untill like two
(02:14):
am when we got back to thedoor. So I'm looking up at this
balcony that's two stories up. CanI make that balcony? And then I
am looking around, you know,trying to figure out what we're going to
sleep outside because there's these little bedson the beach and stuff like that.
We could do that, which soundslike like super kind of romantic idea.
And see, wake up and you'rejust covered in bug bites, right,
(02:36):
And then a lot of people arelike, why didn't you just go up
to the front desk, But wedid, and there was just nobody around.
Look, sometimes other countries don't havethe same work ethic, right,
right exactly. You go, likeSpain or something. In the middle of
the day, you're trying to goto the post office. You're like,
sorry, Yes, the Times nappedand they went home to eat with their
families. We did both. Weslept it off for a few hours on
one of the random beds in themiddle of the beach, and then I
ended up scaling the wall. Ohyou did, climbing over the balcony and
(03:00):
going I knew that the balcony doorwas open because I left it so lucky
it was the right balcony. Yeah, I know, I'm right. Some
random dudes go, man, that'sskidding Your New Bull Morning show. You
guys make my morning every day whenI get in the car. Mood kimmyan
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We got these six head headlines rightnow with Kimi Karuba. I'll tell
you about the special surprise during RosalindCarter's service yesterday with the Country Twist in
just a minute. But first,if you are looking for a job,
there is going to be a jobfair today from ten am to four pm
for correctional officer positions at the GeorgiaDepartment of Juvenile Justice, so you can
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just look that up if you're looking. They're talking about on the spot offers,
so that's pretty cool. Also,if you need to fill up your
tank, I recommend you do ittoday, even if you're not totally empty,
because we all though I like toplay gas gage roulette, but exactly
it is fun, except for thefact that the rollback of the state taxes
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on the gas tax is happening tonightat eleven fifty nine pm, so you're
gonna be paying thirty one point twocents more for per gallon. Last night
at the gas station, it wasflooded with cars when I was trying to
fill up, and I'm like,why is this happening? And I figured
it out. Yep, that's whythat's what's gonna be happening. So you
definitely want to fill up your tannetoday. Also, Brothers Osborne have announced
(04:28):
there might as well be US Tour, which is gonna be kicking off in
March, and we're gonna get tosee them in April, and we will
have a chance with those tickets.I believe at eight ten this right,
okay. But yesterday it was areally special service for former First Lady Rosalind
Carter, her husband of seventy sevenyears, Former President Jimmy Carter, was
able to make it to the service, which was amazing. All of the
(04:50):
five current living and former First Ladieswere able to make it as well,
including some other presidents. But thecool twist. Garth Brooks and Tricia Yearwhard
performed Imagine at the memorial, whichis really really special. Her grandson's speech
was really good. I watched afew moments of the ceremonies and just seeing
(05:11):
Jimmy there now just melted my heart. I just like wanted to hug them.
All the effort it took for JimmyCarter, who's been in hospital since
February of last year, to makeit to that special then he said he
wasn't gonna miss it for anything.The quote I love the most from her
grandson was that she had she cookedlike everyone else's grandma as well. Everything
had mayonnaise, every every recipe hadmayonnaise in it, no matter what.
(05:31):
Especially you know, God bless her, God bless Jimmy, and thank them
for the service for their entire life. They dedicated their lives well and they
continued legacy. They lead with theCarter Centers. She checked them out to
They do incredible stuff around the world. The headlines with Kimmy krub every day
at six ten and eight ten Kimmyand Otis, guys, you're awesome because
you put your listeners out there sothat they can have opportunities like that Georgia's
(05:55):
number one for New Country twenty fourpointing on the ball. That song is
on an avalanche of people's holiday reelsright now. When family comes home and
you just watch them getting bigger everytime they walk through the How is that
I was gone for a week frommy kids and Kiki, my youngest looks
like he's four years older. Youknow, kids love it when you say
(06:15):
that you don't understand aging until youhave a child. So I look at
Ronan and be like, how doyou have one more tooth? I'm getting
old. On Wednesdays we make ita little weird with Otis's story in the
morning imagine having chopsticks inside your nosecavity for five months and have no idea.
How do you not know you breakit off. I've been I've been
pretty blackout drunk in my life,but I think i'd noticed chops right.
(06:39):
Well. Man in Vietnam blames iton a drunken night and a fight that
he ended up having. That's theonly thing he can recall of why he
would have chopsticks stuck up as farinto his nose that it's touching his brain
and causing almost fatal, life threateningneurological condition. Doctors found after a CTK
scan there was broken chopstick all theway back into his nose cavity, touching
(07:01):
his brain and dang near taking itso like they snapped off, like inside
the nose like that the nostril.Yeah, seatsy scan of it just looks
horrifying and kill chicks. He died, how he didn't die, but this
man did did survive it, hesaid. The only thing he can recall
(07:23):
is after drinking about five months agoat a bar, he got into a
bar fight. He ended up gettingknocked out. He doesn't remember much about
it, doesn't remember anybody having chopsticks, but he does remember getting sabbed in
the face with something and then therewere they just sat in his face.
This was why I like kind ofterrorized me for why I wouldn't want to
eat in a car. Why likelike the airbag goes off and like so
(07:47):
you're drinking and eating and then youfall in your bowl of noodles and chopsticks
go right up into your face,Like I don't want to go out like
that chance so rare, but Imean we're talking about it. This guy
never thought it happened either. Ifeel like he was being crazy drunk,
somebody got annoyed with him and thentried to take him out with chopsticks.
(08:07):
That's what I think happen. Youknow, those doctors are standing around looking
at the CT scan like that.It is weird. That's so weird.
Also not the weirdest thing we've seenthough. Right, they were able to
remove the chopsticks from his brain andmake him you know, fine, he
takes those, he take those homewith you? Right, was chopsticks?
I was. I throw him inthe drawer, just says something. I
mean, I go and grab somethingout of the silver order. What are
(08:28):
these broken ones? You're gonna lovethis story. Don't use those hard touch
my brain ninety four point nine inthe bowl one hour from now. Got
tickets for you to Jason Aldean's showin making. That's gonna be a homecoming
party you don't want to miss comingup next October. You ever want to
hit us up anytime you get thatfree iHeartRadio app. Hold that microphone down.
It's called the Talkbacks. A littlevoicemail here in the studio about to
(08:48):
play a stars like Confetti fro DustinLynch my request. But our good friend
who came out of his family memberwas sue, what's going on? Man?
Let me go openers? You couldgo on so long? Yeah,
I'm otis. I was actually inthe Dominican Republic all last week. I
actually I just quit speaking Spanish theother I was speaking it so long this
(09:09):
week that I came back and atDunkin Donuts, the lady was getting my
order and stuff, and I'm like, oh uh me. I started doing
it and then I was like glassy, I'm like, dang it, I
need to quit. Like yeah,and guess what, y'all had missed a
beat with old is gone. Y'allwas good I appreciate that because when we
(09:35):
have when we have to run thetechnology in here, Otis does it's way
better. Things can get a littlebit tricky in here, So thank you.
Trust the wrong way. Sometimes I'mlike, are we on the air
right now? Oh wow, No, everything was all good. I steell
love the music town there, allright, you know, right? But
(10:00):
yeah, thank y'all so much ofyou. One day I'm gonna get on
one of y'all on the radio.You're always invited to drop in the studio
and say, hey, definitely Ilove this. You know. I need
to put my Instagram on that notetoo. That's so funny. Yeah,
so the world, the world gottaknow who I am. Come called Austin.
I love y'all. Man, allright, what's your Instagram? I'm
(10:20):
gonna find you in my instagram?Is the real? Was soup? That
t H E R E A lW E F. I You appreciate you.
I gotcha, just followed you fromthe bull Oh I found you.
King was all right, Take iteasy, man, have a great rest
of your day. All right.Yeah, you can't fix stupid. Proven
(10:41):
it with mood. Kenny Otis onninety four point nine. You feel like
things are going poorly for you inyour own life. Well don't. That's
why we do. Can't fix stupidevery day makes you a little better about
things you got going on in yourworld. Otis so that we got we
Uh. I'm not gonna call themom stupid in general, but she's just
a stupid jump to conclusion. We'veall been there acting in behaviors that would
indicate stupidity. I mean I jumpto conclusions every day. I tend to
(11:05):
be wrong. She's got a teenagedaughter and she found baby overalls in her
teenage daughter's room. That could beshocking for a lot of moms. So
what are you thinking? Immediately babyshe's pregnant. Yeah, that's exactly what
she texted her. Okay, whyin all caps are you buying little kids
overalls? And a picture of themthat she said, Okay, why are
you in my room? Yes,it feels like when you gotta be really
(11:28):
confident you're right on because she's nevergonna let you hear the end of that
one. Why the real reason isactually pretty good explanation, but also kind
of weird in the same light shesaid they're for buster, mom, she
said, don't be lying to me, he's a dog. He doesn't wear
over it. Yes, I boughtmy dog boots, like like the long
underwear little Jammy sets for Christmas.She's got two new ones. Are they
(11:52):
dog ones or people ones? Theirdog ones? But if I find the
right one, I would buy.People will stick their dogs in baby overalls
and then stand their dogs up andpose them for photos and stuff. I
would do that. Well, hermom still didn't believer her. Is I'm
texting back and forth, and Iknew you'd love this story, Kimmy,
because there's also a picture in thisradio. I know everybody can't see this,
(12:13):
but Kimmy, you Can's so cute, she said, I'm not lying.
Look and it's the dog in theoverall him so well, she said,
Okay, he looks like a littlehandy man. That's so cute.
She's like, Mom, I'm tryingto work on my Instagram game. Leave
me alone. Finding gene overalls fora dog would be like impossible, So
of course you'd have to buy babyones and adjust. Yeah, I think
(12:35):
this makes perfect sense. I don'tsee the problem. So that's why you
don't jump to conclusions. You canput your foot in your mouth real fast.
Her mom's final text was, Ijust want to put a hammer in
a screwdriver in his pucket. Iknow he's so cute, but in his
back pocket. Ooh. Her mama'sheart got to got to beat in there
for a second, thinking she wasabout to be a grandma. But also,
by the way, if you're buyingbaby clothes, that's pretty responsible if
you are pregnant right out the gatesto start stocking. Those things are expensive
(12:58):
and they grond those things so fast. Yep, that's fay true. Mitt.
You can't fix stupid when you jumpto a conclusion that you're not right
on all right. Next coming upsix point fifty five kimmune Otis intervention about
somebody that's just a terrible traveler.He complained the whole time. It was
so embarrassing. Four oh four sevenfour one ninety four nine. You have
(13:18):
a bad traveler, you want toput on blashes, vent about it,
or maybe you're that person. Giveus call. Thanks for listening to Moot,
Kimmy and Otis in the morning.We appreciate you guys. You listened
every single morning and you make usfeel like Dai. Late, let's go,
it's ninety four point nine The Bullninety four point nine The Bull.
We are commercial for you here onMoot, Kimy and Otis. I'm Brian
Mood. If you've ever had abad travel partner, tell us about what
(13:39):
they did that drove you crazy.Four O four seven four to one oh
ninety four nine The Moot Kimmy OtisIntervention. We're always here to help you
out whatever you got going on.I'm sure there's a lot of people who
could use some debriefing after the firstround of holiday travel. Thanksgiving always brings
the best or worst out of people. And Megan, it sounds like from
your email one of your childhood friendswho also lives in Atlanta, you guys
(14:00):
happen to go home and kind ofbe travel partners, and it sounds like
he's a mess, Yes, atotal diva. We went to Colorado and
he was the worst travel partner.He took forever. When we got to
the airport, they had to gothrough his bag like three or four times
because he didn't follow the direction.Had like a water bottle in there.
Whenever people I'm like, what areyou doing? I love when I see
(14:22):
a dad pounding like five bottles ofwater that they have founded this is a
rule. Yeah, he didn't wantto take off his shoes. He complained
the whole time. He didn't wantthe TSA box to touch us. It
was so embarrassing. Then when wegot home, we go to a bar
and he gets drunk. He startscrying to this random stranger lady about how
(14:45):
much he hate his job. Hejust wishes he could quit or whatever,
but he can't. He's like fullcrying on his lady's shoulders. There's nothing
worse than grown men crying at abar emotional drunk. Yeah, you like
want to give him a hug,and but then also you want him not
to tell tell you what's wrong.I don't want to give them a hug.
I want to get far away fromthem because all you need is them
to latch onto you and then you'retotally like in trouble. I've been the
(15:07):
dude before, so I don't I'vebeen crying at the bar, and this
is the worst I've been emotional atbar. Sometimes you go through things in
life and you'll tell anyone about youbought up the emotion, and then you
know when uncorks it. One shothim fireball, all right? The Morgan
Land's got a whole song about it. Man made the ball exactly, so
we're gonna give him a call.And what is the goal right here?
(15:28):
It's just basically to say, like, you got to get your life together,
dude, Like, yeah, heshould be more considerate. It was
a lie. I'll probably never travelwith him ever again. It was too
much like you embarrass me. See, but I've gone on trips with friends
that I know are gonna be waytoo turned and sometimes if you can't beat
him, you gott to join them. Awful advice. Well I didn't say
it was good. I just saidit's something I've done, all right,
(15:52):
Megan. We will get Jeremy onnext and see if we can't figure out
a way, just let him know, Boddy, you gotta like tighten it
up exactly. We'll do ninety fourpoint non the ball. We are commercial
free here on Moot Kimmy and Otis. I'm Brian Moot. You ever have
a bad travel partner you want toput on blast, tell them what they
did to ruin your trip four fourseven four one oh ninety four nine.
The Moot Kimmy Otis intervention. Ifyou ever have an issue, you can
(16:14):
always reach out to us. We'lltry to mend fences, see what we
can do. We've got Megan andMegan, we have Jeremy on hold,
and sounds like he kind of alreadyknows that you've got an issue with what
happened last week traveling drink Thanksgiving andhim being a hot mess everywhere. So
I feel like this one's gonna goin your direction. Thank good morning,
Jeremy. How are you? It'smoot, Kimmy and otis good morning.
How are you guys? Better thanyou are? You have you? Have
(16:40):
you walked off the hangover? Yet? It sounds like last week back in
Colorado at your hometown, sounds likeit was a bit of a time.
Let's just put that way. Attime, I've been a mess, you
know, like I've been struggling withwork and stuff and just going back to
my hometown and that always like overwhelmsme. And then I don't know how
to act with people I know fromhigh school, and I just drank way
(17:00):
too much. Hey, Jeremy,it's otis heard you're the crier when you
drink. Yeah, Jeremy, you'rethe cry guy at the bar. I
might have cried a little bit that'snot what we heard. It wasn't a
little Sometimes that happens, I completelybecome a different person, and I don't
really know how to handle that.Hey, Jeremy, this is mood.
Okay. So first of all,we have Megan with us, and she
(17:22):
just wanted to basically say, like, look, it wasn't she did not
have a whole lot of fun travelingwith you. But I would also say
that sometimes the stress of going backto places like your hometown, if you're
not mentally in the right place.Yeah, like that can be a real
disaster. Yeah, yeah, Megan, I'm sorry. I know I shuck.
I probably didn't make that trip onefor you to go back home,
(17:45):
and I'm just dealing with a lotof stuff on my own, and I'm
sorry I brought you into it.Even I got a text from my mom
because she saw some stuff online thatI was I guess she wasn't too proud
of. So I'm very shy worryabout that. Hope, I didn't ruin
the trap. I don't know youwere over the top. You had to
(18:07):
buy me something I don't know.All Right, you can smooth it over
with a gift to Megan and thenI'm sorry, Gift, and also probably
maybe you guys agree to meet placesif you ever traveled again travel ag Yeah,
that's a good idea. He's notsharing her miles with you anymore,
No more Delta lounge parties. I'mstill getting over it. Jeremy. Just
sometimes taking a break from social mediaas well too, because you know,
(18:30):
you ever wake up after a kindof a while weekend and you're like,
I don't even want to look atInstagram stories? No, well maybe not
you. I feel I definitely havetwo moots. You've had a bad travel
partner. Maybe it's your spouse,like my wife, who is the most
anxious flyer on the entire planet,just gets you're probably not a great travel
partner. Either of its pants.I'm chill. I am like, just
(18:52):
like, just let me watch Ryanstop grabbing my arm. I'm just gonna
go with him saying he's chill.So yeah, stays chilled. Michael Ray,
It's ninety four point nine The Bull, ninety four point nine The Bull.
We are commercial for you here onMood Kimy and Otis, thanks for
hanging out with us this morning.I'm Brian Mood. We're talking bad travel
companions. You ever had one youwant to put on blasts? Tell us
what they did for four seven fourone oh ninety four nine Avica and Adarsville,
(19:15):
ham Otis. What's the worst travelpartner you've been with? So after
my wedding, we ended up travelingup to the Canadian border just to go
to the border. Right. Well, apparently we had gone too far.
A gentleman at the border had toldus we could go a little bit further,
so we went. When we turnedon to come back, we ended
up getting taught through security for thefor the border to come back to the
(19:41):
US. Apparently we had gone intoCanada. Yeah, that's funny. And
all four of us in the cardon't have passport, and so they wanted
all of our license. We tookour licenses and the lady is yelling and
screaming at my new husband about whywe don't have passports. Had to get
to Canada at this we were likesmuggling something right, Well, the person
in the back she states out,well, we don't have bombs. We're
(20:03):
not on an as you can thatno bombs, no drugs, no weapons
exactly. And so they put usin a padded like room and searched our
vehicle for an hour or an houror two, I can't remember how long
it was, but I know itwas at least an hour. We had
to surrender all of our money,our wallets, We had to open up
(20:23):
every door trunk. Yeah, we'resitting there in this patdgroom and the person
who mentions like, we don't havebombs, I don't understand why we're in
here, Like, why can't theyjust let us go? We had to
surrender a red lobster receipt from wherewe had just eaten previously to all of
this non test going on. I'venever want to do that again. By
the way, who's trying to infiltrateCanada? Right, So we didn't even
(20:47):
know we had crossed the line.One of the security folks that like,
I think the alcohol booths or whatever, that you have a surrender, They
told us if you just go upright there and move those tones out of
the way and come back around,you'll be fire. You you never moved
the wall of a border. TheCanadian wall is just orange cones. That's
(21:10):
and that goes back to my point. Nobody's trying to a filtrack Canada.
They have orange Cones ninety four pointnine in the Bullets Moot, Kimmy and
otis with you. His daughter justgot into songwriting, and she's told Chris
he needs to be better at keepingup with the song ideas that he has.
He said, he has this badhabit of thinking of things and then
not writing it and moving on.He figures if he didn't remember it later,
(21:30):
it wasn't great. Anyway. Hegoes through notebooks and he's just like,
oh my god, gold, Gold, Gold, number one and the
number one song number one. Hejust remembered him in just a few minutes.
Ever got your good vibes story forthe day And what a groom did
at his wedding to learn a languagewill blow your mind. It sets the
bar for weddings pretty high. Here. We've been talking about bad travel partners,
(21:52):
and we got this on the iHearttalk Back a little microphone there on
the free iHeartRadio app. It's fromWayne and Sandy Springs and apparently his wife
has a a bit of a weirdquirk on road trips. My wife,
I don't know what it is,but every time that we're on a road
trip has to be researching natural disasters, especially tornadoes. So we were on
a road trip going to uh Ithink it was Dallaston and we go through
(22:18):
this town and my wife goes,oh, my gosh, I know this
sound. Uh there's a huge tornadohere. And then she goes into it
and we were watching tornado videos forthe rest of the road trip. The
street shop, it'll be, it'llbe tornado, sink holes, whatever it
is, tsunami's. She is alwayswatching natural disasters when we're on a road
trip, like a like a sinkholeis going to open up in front of
(22:41):
us while we're driving. That's supercomfortable, right, Listen, have you
seen what happens with sinkoles? There'salways a car in there. Yes,
it is going to open up justwhen you're driving. I don't see a
problem with this. She just wantsto be prepared. Are astronomical, are
having We're having a good day.Let's ruin that. You're the same way
as my wife. I love lookingat tornadoes videos, though, but yeah,
if I'm gonna drive through tornado alley, I want to know if this
(23:03):
is a really bad city, likewe cannot stop here it was in twister.
I'm otis. My wife will lookup stuff like that, just as
she could build her anxiety to alevel where she's like, look, these
are all the ways we could dieon the way there. I don't want
to be surprised, right, I'mfaced with my mortality. Are not color?
Mommy's ready for the trade. Iknew my car was going to go
in this thing cold. Moot,Kimmy and otis I'm Brian, moot your
(23:26):
good vibe story for the day.This one's going to take the gesture you
can have as a groom at yourwedding up a notch set the bar Ben
Carpenter recently married his wife. They'rea couple in the UK, and uh
no one knew this. But hehad been secretly taking Korean lessons for ten
months because his wife is Korean andher family is all Korean and not a
(23:49):
lot of them speak English, sohe had They had joked about it,
but he secretly started taking lessons sothat he could speak to the family.
I got a little clip from itright here, from his wedding speech.
I have joked to it. Sohe for months that it would be cute
for me to learn a few wordsin Korean to sprinkle into my speech.
So she kajokay check chang yong purewe hit stuff has molo and he goes
(24:17):
on for seven minutes. But hedidn't just memorize the speech. He's now
fluent in Korean to speak with herfamily, and no one had any idea
he was going to do that becausethey just joked about it. This dedication
to your spouse, for sure?So sweet? Why does Korean sound better
with a British accent to everything soundssmarter? He says that his accent in
(24:37):
Korean is horrible, and he likeasked for people to like forgive him because
he just learned the language. Ican't sound pretty good. It does sound
like he's inventing things. I haven'twe all? I think we all in
America have a bad habit of thinkingthe British are talking down to us,
even if they're just saying something justpolite. It sounds like that. It
doesn't sound polite. It sounds aggressive. Oh ballad see
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