Leaving Your Travel Partner on the Runway

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Episode Transcript

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Ninety four point nine the ball,Thanks for spending your Thursday morning with us,
is Moot Kimmy and Otis. We'regonna get into some apologies for Santa
Claus already not even December yet.In just a moment here seven thirty this
morning, we got Aldan tickets forYou's gonna be playing Magan next October.
Brothers Osborne's gonna be back here CopeCola Roxy in April. We got our
tickets for that at eight ten,and then Otis is huge today people,

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someone's gonna win tickets to the SECChampionship. We've got a pair tickets that
I'm giving away at t Buble andFlowery Branch one to three pm. If
you don't remember that, it's onour Instagram at ninety four and on the
Bowl at Moot Kimmy Otis SEC Championshipgames. You could be there to see
the Dogs and Bama take each otheron Saturday. It's a huge game too,
because stakes are high for Alabama.You know they're gonna come off fire,

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and because this is their shot toget into college football play. I
may be cause absolute chaos. Ijust keep college football, yeah, I
keep seeing fighting like articles where it'slike Bama's gonna win, Bama's gonna oh,
filing them up. So otis youran into Santa Claus randomly, just
in Buford, buying toys, andyour daughter, Stella said that you embarrassed

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her. My kids are in thisphase, like at least the older two
where now I'm in embarrassment. Yeah. Time, obviously, I got a
ten, seven and five year old, and my daughter's in the little she's
seven. Santa Claus, We're overat Walmart buying toys for their stuff a
bus at school so we can giveto other kids. I'm explaining to them,
like why it's important, why it'sspecial, and Santa, out of

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nowhere, red jumpsuit, big oldwhite beard rolls around the corner, and
I like freaked out. I waslike the elf, you know. I
was like Will Ferrell like, ohmy god, Sarah, I know sometimes
he has to cut corners. Sometimesyou use to buy stuff too. I
just wanted to make an appearance,right, trying to be like God's coming
down the aisle, and uh theysaid they of course took a picture with

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him and then you walked away.He was very nice. I was like,
how likely we saw Santa and Santasaid, well, I'm in the
toy aisle, that's where he'd findme, right kick it and uh right
afterwards he left, he walked away, and Stellally goes, Daddy, you
just whisked me in front of Santa. I can't believe it. No,
Santa just saw you doing a goodthing for other kids. You're on the
good list now. I was excitedfor helping you out right now, Well,

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I'm glad he's thought his beard onhis face because, uh yeah,
because I went to Phipps Plaza withmy son Roning yesterday to see Santa Claus
and first time ever meeting Santa Claus, first time taking pictures with him,
and my son has got an obsessionwith beards, like I don't have a
beard. Well, he just lovesthem because I don't have one, No

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one in my family has one.And so every time someone with a beard
comes near him, like a servercould be walking by a restaurant with a
beard and he'll reach for it.And so he went full in like he
had two hands, like two grippinghandholes of Santa's beard, and Santa is
laughing and touched. But he's gotlike he's got like like a chimpanzee grip,

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like these kids, like babies havesuch crazy grips, and he just
and I had him like I washolding him and he wouldn't let go.
It was like if a dog,So you have to be to like stick
a finger like in like they're kindof like Bryan, pry his hands open
to get in. Of course,Santa was very nice about it. Santa
has done this over and over.Oh man, I was just mortified.

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I was like, because he waslike hanging on like wind was blowing him
off the tree. He was notgonna let go of that beard. So
that's great. Thank you Santa forboth of that. Our kids are I'm
sorry, apologize for any weirdness questionsand your new Bull Morning Show ninety four

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point ninety four eight ten This Morninggot Brothers Osborne tickets for you. They've
been playing Coca Cola Rocks in eightBrian, I've got to stop you for
a second and apologize to kim me. It's a rare moment. Okay,
yep, save this audio. Youwere correct. Taylor Swift highest grossing,
I don't the whole ye well,but also like that's coming in my direction

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as well. Hold on so Iwas gonna say that. The thing is,
I love Morgan Wallen. I'm surehe made tons of money. I
did not know he was a billionaire. That's why I was confused. Okay,
Yeah, highest grossing tour of allgenres, Taylor Swift, highest grossing
country tour of the entire year.More two nights the truest is pretty good.
But four nights at Mercedes been.I don't know. I'm not so

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good at math, but I thinktwo is better than for you are correct
now? Head lights please much?Okay. I will tell you about the
updated salaying for twenty twenty three injust a second. But first, wolverines
are now considered to be a threatenedspecies. The National Wildlife Federation believes are
could now be less than three hundredwolverines in the US. Uh. Yeah,

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they're threatened by the Bulldogs in thecollege football playoffs. Come on,
man said that has SEC Championship ticketstoday? Yeah, I'm giving away down
those at T Mobile in Flowery Branchone to three today you can go to
SEC Championship. Also, according toa new survey, people are taking duck
reading for Christmas very very seriously,specifically Millennials sixty percent said it's the most

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important to have the best holiday decorationsin the entire neighborhood. And they're saying
the classic traditional color of reds,greens, blues, silver still beats out
all white thirty two to twenty percent. I jump into that competition. And
this year I'm feeling so deflated becausemy giant Frosty the Snowman took off and

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it ripped all the lights off ofthe bushes and out of the cords.
So now everything's destroyed. I hadto order all new stuffs did to do
it again. Oh the peak ofyour decorating is I have no kids,
and I'm gonna make my mouse lookgreat, and I have kids that care.
But when you have a baby,you're like, does anyone care?
Does anyone? I'm so tired?Okay, so slang. For twenty twenty

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three, they were asking parents howmuch they actually knew the meaning of them.
Two percent of parents only know thefull meaning of this list. Okay,
do you guys know what yeat means? Why e eats? Here?
Throw something? It means like youget a heated Nope, yeah, violently
throw something that you deem to beworthless. Otis I'm impressed doing that.

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Okay, what about drip drips youroutfit? Yeah, that's what you're wearing
your clothes, wag. It couldbe just an outfit or accessory. Anything
that's cool count says mid you likemediocre, care about you? Okay,
what about simp It's like you're justlike like a simple person. You're very

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like Look, no, no,I feel like I can't describe that without
having to hit the dump button.Right. No, it's when somebody does
way too much for a person thatthey like. So I feel like you,
guys, I don't know you did. Okay to use that today,
it is actually surprisingly simping my wife. Yeah, there you go. It's
because I try to use those termsas much as I can in front of
my ten year old because he lovesit. And that's why you're it's the

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headlines with Keeping Crub every day.It's six ten and eight ten. Thanks
for listening to Move Kimmy and Otisin the morning. We appreciate your We
listen to every single morning, andyou might. I feel like Bailey,
let's go. It's ninety four pointnine The Bull Kimmy and Otis. I'm
Brian Moote we all need that randomfact friend the haye you know friends especial
around the holidays, change the conversationwith something terrible to something more fun.

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So we got hate you know withKimmi Karuba. I've got two things for
you on dogs. The first isthe definitive answer on why they follow you
to the bathroom because you can't havea moment of peace. And it's actually
because it's a combination of pac mentality, routine. Your dog does the same
thing every single day. I knowBoots follows me every single day. Curiosity,

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anxiety, separation, anxiety. Theyalways need to like see where you're
going, like they leave their youleave the room, they leave the room,
and a desire to protect you becauseyou're vulnerable. Making me feel strange
about my dog. He is theopposite of that. The minute he sees
you walk into the bathroom, it'sface, He's like, no, no,
I've had Leo do that. World. He'll follow me in the bathroom

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and then I'll sit down on thetoilet and he's like yeah, right man.
It's like Charlie will bounce like I'motis my dog's name is Charlie,
and he will just he'll be outthe minute you go to the bathroom.
I don't know what to tell you, because Boots comes with me every single
time, doesn't matter, okay.And then dogs, why they tilt their
heads you know when you speak tothem, and it's for them to better
pinpoint familiar words. So you know, there's certain words that you say to

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them, and they kind of dothat cute little height till side tilt yep.
So it's so they can pinpoint wherethe noises are coming from more quickly
and more accurately, to kind ofbetter understand your tone of voice, because
they do understand tone when you saythese thought was to rattle your confidence in
yourself that too, doesn't he saysomething? They go huh. They look
at you like you're an idiot.You're like, yeah, my dumb I

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was gonna say that the same reasonmy wife looks at me that way.
I don't know, trying to figureout if you're an idiot. Thursday morning,
on the coldest day of the yearso far, absolutely freezing. This
morning's mood. Get me in oice, broke out the eugs. You guys,
Oh no, what season has happened? It's already changed. You You

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know what happens. You're from Chicago, and the first year you're like,
come on, it's not even thatcold. You guys are whims. And
then year two you're like, it'sjust a different kind of cold. It's
a little different. So Christmas iscoming up, and uh, you know,
gift giving is like a thought througheverybody's mind. Right now, what
do I do? Some people arehard to buy for. I like what
Misty said on our talkback on thefree iHeartRadio apps from Hushing, Georgia.

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So this year we have decided togive everyone experiences over gifts, because you
know, no one really needs anythinganymore. So like we're gonna give either
concert tickets, movie tickets, ortheme park tickets the ones that were actually
giving gifts for this year, becauseI think experiences are better than gifts.

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We say this every year and thenwe end up buying a bunch of roofs
because it's easier because then you're committingto a future d and plan with something.
Well it's easier for you. Imean you buy the ticket, but
that's the thing. You can actuallylike draw people into having to come visit
you. My parents need to dothis all the time. They would buy
a ticket, like go buy youlike a plane ticket voucher to come see
them. It's like, well that'snot what I want for right, that's

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what you guys want me to comesee. That's a trick. And it's
harder to wrap those things because ticketsare tiny, so you got to go
put them in a bigger box tomake them look like there's something else.
Yeah, and so we do likea hybrid of that. We'll try to
buy experiences for the kids because theydon't play with a bunch of toys,
or we'll try to buy them somethingthat we know they're gonna utilize. You
also, for kids don't get likethe shine of it, right, Like

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if you're like, okay, guys, for Christmas this year, we're gonna
go to Disney World in June,and they're like yeah June, uh huh,
Yeah, I hope you have agreat holiday. Whatever you're doing,
let us know. On that talkbackand free iHeartRadio ninety four point none in
the ball thanks for being here withus. It's Moot Kimmy and Otis.
I'm Brian Moot this morning and Iask the show the question for you is

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have you ever lost or let somethingbehind that was super valuable for your life.
And what happened four O four sevenfour one ninety four nine. Good
morning Margo and Fayetteville. Hey,i'm otis you left your husband at the
airport because of what he forgot.We were going to go to Jamaica.
And my husband tends to lose thingsall the time. But he's the kind
of guy who will go to arestaurant and as soon as he sits down,

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he puts his phone and he's keysand everything, you know, on
top of the table. Oh,mood, I do the exact same thing,
or on the bar. I havenothing in my hand. I have
all my stuff spread out all overthe counter and here in the studio,
and I've walked out to my cara hundred times without my keys because I
just do. I don't know whyI do that. It makes me anxious
too. We're at the airport andwe're having a drink and then he sets
down his passport with his phone andwhatever, and then they start calling to

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go into the plane and I'm alreadygiven my passport and showing my passing floor
and whatever. You're on the jetway, you're like walking towards the plane.
Yes, And he can't find hispass This is my ultimate fear. In
the last trip we took Otis,I asked my wife a hundred times,
we still have the passports, right, you got the passport. I made
sure she kept track of him becauseit was not a good idea for me,
and I told him. I waslike, I'm not going to keep

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track of your stuff. Got tobe a big boy on this trip.
So you got on the plane andjust said, go find your passport.
I'm going to Jamaica. Yeah.I got on the plane to do Once
you've scanned, they're not going tolet you back off or you're not on
the flight. My mom almost leftmy dad at the airport on this last
trip. He's all finding food andshe's like, I'm done. I'm just

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getting on. That's how I feel. Why should you miss out? Yeah?
Did he actually end up making itthere with you? No? No,
no, he had to catch aplane the next day and my parents
were taking care of our kids.He could have actually gone home and seen
the kids and then come back tothe airport the next day. He didn't.
He actually stayed in the airport.Why I say that, God,

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Dad, who doesn't want to seehis kids you'd rather lay on those really
hard dirtys with the best part isthat the bars still close at the airport
and so you've got to like loadup on like six beers and to just
carry him over to like a cornerjust to like thunk her down. It
sounds like you've done this before acouple of airports. And I got this

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tent way more time in Jamaica thanhe did. But I'm like, I
saw you not to leave your stuffon top of the table. Adults need
tough love sometimes too, Yes,because I'm tired of telling you to stop
doing that with your stuff, andnow it finally bit you in the butt.
That's hilarious. Four four seven nineDown the ball. Thanks for being
here with us. We are commercialfree on Kimmy in Otics. I'm Brian

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Mood question for you and asked theshow this morning, what did you lose
or leave behind that was a valueof your in your life four o four
seven ninety four nine or it isn'tthat iHeart Talkback. We got this from
Mark and Sandy Springs on the iHeartTalkback about what he left at a car
dealership. I left my daughter.Her name is Jaden, My two year
old daughter at a dealership. Shewas a really quiet child, and she

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walked in and went into the littlefamily area to watch cartoons, and I
got to talking to the sales guys, and my my wife at the time,
drove up in a different car withher, and I didn't realize that
she had walked off, and shedidn't take and she didn't take my daughter
with her, and I just left. And about three minutes later I knew.

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I realized, Hey, sometimes I'mmissing something. And my two year
old daughter knew my phone number andcalled me, is it daddy? Can
you come back and get me?Wow? You down? You don't have
the baby, baby, we saidme. My wife at the time,
I have a feeling there's probably somemiscommunications a lot there. Yep. It's
George's number one for New Country ninetyfour point Now on the bow, we

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are commercial free here on the show. I'm Brian Mood. We've been talking
this morning about what you lost orleft behind that was a value to you,
caused a problem four four seven fourone ninety four nine. Good morning,
Sabrina and Douglasville. I'm otis whatdid you lose your car? My
husband and I we were visiting inFlorida. His mom lives in Florida,
and we were walking around the littletown and looking at all the shops,

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ended up stopping out of Starbucks.Realized when we walk out this Starbucks that
we didn't know where we paard,so yeah, and we were like,
fully crap, like like what arewe gonna do? You know? And
we're not in our car. Imean, I kid you not. We
were probably walking for like two hours, and at this point I'm hot and

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I'm aggravated. I'm yelling at him, and then we were gpsing the road
that it said it was on.Finally it was literally the street over from
the Starbucks that we parted. Right, Yes, we just took the wrong
turn out of the Starbucks and startedwalking and just walked around the whole town.

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Knowing my wife the entire time,you were blaming him it was his
fault. Knowing me, I probablywas like, why didn't you pin drop
it? Why? Stuff like thathe walked the opposite way because he started
going that way and you were following. You thought he knew what he was
doing. It's not your fault exactlyexactly. I don't like this. I'm
like, what's happening right now.The game of finding blame for somebody,

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your significant other is it's like chess. Oh yeah, and I always lose.
Well, you know, it's awarm ninety four point nine in the
bulls mood Camiotics, we're commercial freegot Aldine tickets for you. He's playing
making coming up here at seven pointthirty on the show. We've been talking
this morning about the thing you lostmisplaced that was of value to you.
Four O four seven four one ohninety four nine. Good morning one of

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our Mukimiota family members, Derek andCovington. How you been man much?
I lost my grandfather's necklace that hegave to me, and he ended up
passing away, and like three yearslater, I end up losing at the
beach. It's still somewhere in theshores of Panama City. Maybe you'll be
one of those stories. In liketwenty five years, somebody will find the

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necklace and valiantly return it to youand you'll be all over Yahoo News.
Yeah, oh thanks, do allwas doing? Give it to my son,
Hey dear, he gets mood.How's everything going with the baby?
Oh dadhood is a is a wonderfulI guess you could say defeated, very
wonderful. It's very tiring, man, Yes, it is very tired because

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he just got over RSV. SoI was up all night. Yeah,
that's what you said. It's it'swonderful, got its moments. That's moments.
It's mood, Kimy not. That'syour good vibe story this morning.
It's a lot of fun. VanessaKissler in Lagrange. We're gonna talk to
her right now. And that's howI saw your story going viral. And

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it looks so cool. Looks likeyou and your grandfather have such a cool
relationship. Can you tell us alittle bit about your grandfather and then tell
us what you did what you postedon Facebook. So, my granddaddy,
he's eighty four and he's like thecoolest person I know. He still drives
motorcycles and he was an Avy veteranat eighty four. Yeah, he's got

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swag. Your grand pase got swag. That's cool. Yes, he's he's
a super funny guy. Like sometimeswe go out to the bar still together
and we just have a lot offun. But he's super single. I
hear too, Yes he is.So I made the post. He had
some relationship issues he didn't date meone after my grandma passed away for like
I think twelve years or something likethat, and then he dated someone didn't

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go very well, and so Ifelt really bad for him. He's been
really, really really broken up overit, like super sad. So I
made a post kind of not reallythinking anything would happen, honestly, but
it did go a little bit virals. A little bit viral is an understatement,
this thing with insane virals to thepoint at which UK newspapers so picking

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up the story right. Yeah itwas. It got a little bit out
of hand, honestly, But Ihad tons of messages for women like volunteering
their moms or their grandma's and thenI had women actually reaching out for themselves.
I didn't want to do it likea selection of lace, be cause
I feel like that's kind of rudeto the women that were interested, like
him just going slipping through a bookslike picking out women he likes. It's

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like old school tender. Yeah itis. It's he's got a stack of
pictures and you stack right or stackleft. It's kind of like tender for
old people. Yes, Well,what's the criteria though, because it's not
just for him to date nice ladies. It is also your grandma application.
So what are you looking for inthem too? I mean, really,

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just somebody that makes me a nuttyhappy and that isn't just using him,
like someone that's probot is stable ontheir own and doesn't really need anything from
him. It just enjoys being withthem. That's so cool. What age
it range? Because what if weget like some thirty five year olds love
younger women? All Right, we'regonna put it. We're gonna leak to

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your post on our Instagram stories andwe'll see if anyone hits us up too,
and we will. We will sendthem over to you because you are
the official gate keeper of who getsto date Granddaddy. And then keep us
posted because when we find somebody andthey're really connecting, let us be involved,
let us help make that date special. Yes, absolutely, well,
thank you so much for that.You