Mo' Toes Mo' Problems

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Episode Transcript

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Your lyrics song semantics. Now oneAtlanta's ninety four point nine the ball.
We gotta take it to the GwinnetteStripers. They're playing the Durham Bulls on
the twenty fourth at a cool RayStadium. We're gonna play a little song
semantics. Ohis who do we guys? Good morning, Ma from Somerville,
Georgia. I love that? What'sthat? What's my short for my loan?

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Oh? Well, you're the prettiestname, No kidding. I'd much
rather be mob than Brian. Bryan. Sounds like somebody would rent you a
card enterprise, right, thanks,Bud, name wouldn't And Brian's don't give
you the upgrade. By the way, you get what you rented. You
not go to the full Sam.We're compact, all right, Ma,

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We're gonna play my game called songsemantics. Hopefully you know the lyrics are
your favorite country songs and you cananswer the question based on those lyrics.
Okay, all right. When MorganWalland compared his relationship to a baseball team,
he said, if we were ateam and love was a game,
then we'd be what team the Mammyeight Braves were, Sam and love was

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a game? Very nice. Yougot that one, all right? Second
one up When a Reba McIntyre said, that's the night the lights went out
in Georgia, that's the night thatthey hung an innocent man. Well,
you don't trust your soul to who? No backwoods Southern lawyer, Wow,

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Georgia, here we go. Whodon't we trust? Bow? That meme
was going around with the whole umcase over in South Carolina was Murdoch murdoc
Yeah, Marthy, you know yourselfsome country lyrics. Good lord, you

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got it. You're going to whenat Strypers playing the dum Bulls. You're
gonna be at that game here soon, the whole family. We've got four
tickets. Were you okay? Thankyou so welcome next seven fifty five.
Can't fix stupid? You know solidplan to try to switch out seats and
avoid a dui, except that alot of questions come up when your dogs
sitting in the driver's seat. Thisstory is mind blowing. Now, Mood

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keilly inotis, thank you for everythingyou do in the morning to keep you
smile. Ninety four point nine theball, Yeah, you can't fix stupid.
Proven it with mood keilly inotis onninety four point nine the ball every
day we like to inspire you tolive your life guilt free of stupidity where
they can't fix stupid story. Whenyou get pulled over for DUI, it's

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not a smart move to try toswitch places out of the driver's seat to
act like you weren't the one driving, especially when your dog is the one
in the passenger seat. I wasgonna say, are you the only one
in the car because slide, you'refour year old over I don't know officers
driving like crazy idiot because four Nowyou sure man, it's not a Springfield,
Colorado that's happened. The Springfield,Colorado Police Department shared it on Facebook,

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the just mind blowing stupidity of thisman. Not only did the officer
as he's walking to the car seethe entire interaction will take place because he
has a bright light and you cansee right in your car. The man
switching seats with his dog to puthim in the driver's seat, He's gonna
have a lot of questions why adog is behind the wheel anyway, even
if he didn't see you. Secondly, the man doesn't stay in the car,

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Nope, he hops out of thepassenger seat immediately out the driver's passenger
side door, and it's like,sorry, officer, I wasn't driving.
Yeah, it wasn't me because thisdog gid napped for me. I can
tell you something. This dog cannotremain in his lane. I don't know
what is going on with that greyhoundover there. The officer obviously did not
believe the story because I saw itall going down. What kind of dog

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was it? Yeah? Greyhound?Yeah? Extra funny if you're up there
and it was a tiny dog,right like your dog Boots is a little
tiny like Chihuaha you looking thing.And this is like can't even see if
the staring roe on the cops like, that's ridiculous. You expect me believe
this tiny dog drove can't even reachthe pedals. Man, Well, that's
why they were zig zagging. So, I mean the dog can't even see
where, That's why it was erratic. I mean, come on, sir,

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do we well? Good news.He was already ready for to do
all the sobriety tests that he neededto do outside the car and was arrested
for DUI. Thankfully, the greyhoundnot arrested and not charged with anything.
He was I feel like the onlydui sobriety tests you need is did you
put your dog in the driver's seat? That's it? Like why we start
time with Alfred backwards and like walkingand the highball thing. Just no,

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you're drunk, Just get in,Just go ahead, get in the squad
car. Kimmy notice got the eightten headlines Now with Kimmy Karuba brain made
I feel like today is just foryou because I know how much you love
wine, and it's Pinot Grigio day. Pinot Grigio. I like Merlots,
Cabernet, Savignams, savages, andI like Box one. People ask you
what kind of whiney like You're likebox Box Fine, I like it in

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the Red Solo Cup. Please,Well, we're all dog glovers in here,
but it seems like not everybody likesdogs, which is kind of crazy.
But Georgia Mada to the top tenlist of states that are the most
dog loving. Colorado took the topspot. But of all the places I've
lived, I feel like Georgia isprobably the most welcoming. How do they

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they like an analyze it with whatoff leash parks and restaurants that are dog
friendly? Because I mean, Colorado'sgot a ton of outdoor stuff, and
I see people with dogs all thetime, like hiking and all that stuff.
Sure residents who own dogs. Numberof dog parks, dog friendly rentals
is kind of the stuff that theywere looking at for that. Yeah,
we're known for our famous dog lovers, you know, like Michael Vick.
Oh good god, Oh come on, otis really really okay? Anyways,

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The twenty twenty three Atlantic hurricane seasonofficially begins on June first. Brian,
you were just joking that your namesounds like somebody who rent you a card
enterprise and not give you the upgradeyet. Rules I wanted to stop some
of the names. I didn't realizethey gave you these in advance. But
the first up will be Arlene isthe first name. Arlene sounds like she's

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bringing you lemonade. Okay. Franklin, Franklin's gonna correct you on your spelling.
Gert Gert, Yeah, Gert's notsomebody you want to hang out of
the hurricane. Hurricane Gert leaves youwith a hell of a hangover the next
day. There's also Nigel Nigel.Yeah, Nigel comes with a bow tie.
It's a Hurricane Yellow Bow, He'skind of about his destruction. Hey

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tells you how to fold a bottomsheet correctly. The headlines with Jimmy Caruba
every day, it's six ten andeight ten. Moot Kimmy and otis your
new Bull Morning show. Thank youfor all you doing the morning while I
listen you guys every morning on myway to the world. Thank you guys
so much. I love yall.Four point nine the ball, four point
nine the ball. Thank you forspending your Wednesday with us. It's Moot

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Kimmy and otis. I'm Brian Moot. Don't forget to grab that free iHeartRadio
app. You can hit us onthe talk back. There a little microphone
down there. It's like a voicemailhere in the studio yesterday. This story
is mind blowing. Bow Jackson Hallof Fame football player. Uh you know
University of Auburn baseball, basket orbase on football he played, sorry excuse
me, professionally has had the hiccupsfor almost a year. Awful, almost

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a year and he's gonna get surgeryto remove the hiccups. Situation. I
don't know what they're gonna do.We just joked that they comes out of
in a stegion. Just I know, he just caed the crap out of
him to be conscious enough. Hisdiaphragm is convulsive. See pick him.
So he yeah, it's it's ahandle it for more than a few minutes

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letter in a whole year, andthey've probably tried every single remedy that anybody's
thrown at them in the backwoods.Remedy that his grandma said to him,
maybe jokingly, but it was asmell of porcupine's butts, and I think
it was because it smells so badit'll like reset your body. So we
got this on the talk back abouta home remedy for hiccups. Samantha said,
maybe try this bold remedy. Youtake a cup of water and a

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book of matches, and you lightthe book of matches on fire, and
then you put the book of matchesout in the water, and they do
you drink it. I don't knowhow safe it would be, but not
safe for us as kids. Ilike her endorsement of I don't know how
safe. It is. Definitely chemicalsand that for most I'm just looking that

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up right now. It's a mixtureof potassium chlorate sulfur and glass powder.
So go ahead and do not drinkthat walls powder. That's how you know
a good Backwood's remedy where you doit and you're like, I think this
is probably really bad for me,but you do it anyway. It's on
that iHeart talk Back. Hold thatmicrophone down. Any Backwoods remedy you've ever
heard from somebody want to hear about. It doesn't have to be about hiccups,

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just anything. Hit that talk backon our free iHeart Radio at ninety
four point nine. The bullets goingdown on Friday. Not myself, Brian
Moot, not Kimmy Karuba, butOtis will be attempting to live a lifelong
dream of being a Guinness World recordholder. We're gonna attempt, well,
we we're gonna film. He's gonnaattempt to eat twenty four Gherkins mini pickles

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in under a minute. I don'tfeel like it's a lot, even though
you said it was the world professionaleater that did this. Yeah, her
name is Leah Schuler in Worchester,Worcester, Worchestershire, United Well, it'll
be a it's a twofold win.Ohtics, you get yourself a record and
we get the yank one away fromthose dirty UK faces Brits. Um,
we're gonna be doing this on Friday. Ordered the Gherkins Mini pickles because I

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want to make sure this is official. We're not just gonna get randos from
publics like the Public's brand mini pickles, not getting Kirkland signatures. We're getting
the Ghirkins mini pickles to make surethat Guinness has no beef with this.
Like it. I'm confident that youare going to be barfing pickles. I'm
confident that I'm going to try myabsolute best and I think I could beat
it. Did it make you moreconfident or less confident that when I brought

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up the number of mini pickles youhave to eat? Our boss Meg,
Big Boss Meg literally said that doesn'tsound like a lot, so she thinks
she does it? Make you feelbetter that she thinks she could do it
too? Or are you now you'requestioning the logic? Nope, I think
I can do it. I comein with confidence about this that you're not
considering. I'm telling you probably yeah, yeah, diarrhea, Yeah, you

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have a Braves game later that Fridaynight. Make us the hashtag when you
see him at the game on Friday. It's going down once I break that
world record, Brian, I thinkI've got one for you. They're trying
to break in Kyle Texas. Hey, y'all, I'm Kyle Park and I'm
here calling all Kyles to come toKyle Texas or we'll attempt to break the
world record of the most Kyle's gatheredever. That's the most people with the

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same name in one spot, whichis two thousand and two hundred excuse me,
two thousand, three hundred and twentyfive people. I think there's enough
Brian's to make that Brian Fest.Yeah, Brian Fest. There is a
Brian Fest already. Quick, whatdo Kyle's. What kind of guy is
a Kyle Kyle? Yeah? Oh, Kyle's. Kyles will like look at
you when you talk about putting theother something in legos and tell you which
part you're missing. Nine point ninethe Bull Morgan Mania just around the corner

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here. Make sure you don't goanywhere. It's nine thirties. Your first
keyword to grab those floor seats forthe rescheduled shows in November the tenth and
the eleventh. It's mood. Kimmyand otis there are a few things in
life that are guaranteed right death paxesand every few years. Megan Fox trending
on the internet for her thumbs whenthey just people discover her thumbs. She's
in Sports Illustrated actually talking about it. You know the one with the cover

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I believe it's the cover with MarthaStewart on at the Swimsity edition. She
says, I don't know why peopleare so focused on how gross my thumbs
are. She gets it. They'relike hammer thumbs. Yeah, they're called
BRACCADACTYLI type D thumbs, and it'sjust it's like similar like a club thumbs
what they call it. So it'slike it's not as long, it's wider,
kind of has like a hammer headlook to it. I had no

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idea how I looked it. Yeah, and again I just it's like naby,
It's like somebody took the tip offit and like widened it. She
said, I think I have aton of other flaws that are way more
interesting than my thumbs. I don'tknow why people focus on that. I
googled them in Wow, it's justso hot. But her, somebody,
I'm not going to thumb shame.No but to it. The comments sums

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though with a puky face. That'snot there's something about everybody's body that you
don't that's that's That's what I'm interestedin, too, is like, what
is the body part on you thatmaybe you've got made fun of or you
just can't stand yo. Your toes. My toes are my mom says their
fingers. Oh, they're like fingers. They're longer, but I don't think
they're that long. I think they'reproportionate to the rest of my My son,

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Ronan has finger toes like they're allthe same, like the same with
long. My toes are super strange. So I would never shame anybody for
your brackydactyli thumb or whatever. Imy pinky toe doesn't touch the ground and
it's super little, and I don'thave pinky toenails really, they're just like
a tiny little nubby kind of growsout and there's for balance. Yeah,

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And then my second toe is solong it has like it looks like it
has elbows, not joint not likeknuckles, elbow toes. I think differently
about you both now four o fourseven four one four nine. Also over
that you've gotten no thing. No, I hate. I hate my back.
It's like, okay, it's likeHarry Light. It's not even like

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full hairy like it's enjoyable. It'sjust like it looks gross, like it's
giving up. Yeah, it's asafe place, okay. Four or four
seven four one ninety four nine.The studio is a safe space right now.
Let us know that weird body part. You have your new Bull morning
show. Y'all are a blast andlove to a mood. Kimmy and otis

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ninety four point nine The Bull Kimmynottis with you on your Wednesday morning.
Thank you for hanging out with us. It is a safe place for you
to call in four or four sevenfour one ninety four nine, or hit
us that iHeart talk back little microphoneon the free iHeart app and tell us
about the weird body part. We'renot shaming you, No, We're behind
you all the way, even ifyour back is weird and odd. Thumbs

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like Megan Fox, she's talking aboutit in the New Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue
by why are people so focused onmy thumbs? She said, I have
other flaws that are more entertaining.It is a guarantee that every few years,
a new generation finds out about thebraccadactyl thumbs that Megan Fox has where
they look kind of hammer. Yeah, they're like a little bulbous on the
end. But it's always like whenshe's had on a red carpet and the

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thumbs up in the end. Theywas like, whoa, It's like it
happens every few years. This onetalkback is from Whitney in Powder Springs and
she suffers from the same affliction thatI do, where you have baby pinky
toes and baby pinky toe nails.So I don't have the pinky tone nails
either, and I'm also missing oneof my Dick's toe nails. Fun facts,

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ingrown tonails are hereditary. I didnot know this, so I had
to get that one and it justkept saying infected, and the doctor finally
just removes the entire thing and putacid so it would never grow back.
And they look at me funny,and they're like, you need to know
we're not gonna grow in now one, Like I didn't even think about that.

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Hey, you get toe shamed everytime you go to get your nails
done. Oh I do feel selfconscious every time I have to put my
feet in the water. Yeah,just trying not to make an icontact him
Particklari feed. So whenever they doit, I'm like, you put a
little lee press on on the pinkytoe, just blew it right on there.
What is your flaw? You canadmit it openly. It's a safe

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spot. Four or four seven fourone h ninety four nine. Kimy in
otis here on George's number one forNew Country ninety four point nine. The
Bull. I'm Brian Moot. MeganFox, actress model goes viral every couple
of years and people find out shehas bracky dactyl thumb. It's kind of
like a little little hammer thumb.So we wanted to be a safe space.
Admit own the body part you havethat's a little on the weird side.

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Four or four seven four one hninety four nine. Earlier, Mood
admitted he has a weird toe thatdoesn't touch the ground and like an extra
knuckles like sidecars. Jimmy said thisto you, Brian, Jimmy Terre talking
about your toes. Yeah, pickpeople out here. Yeah, hey not
only why talk about him? DMme For a couple of bucks, I'll

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send you a picture. You know, I'm not the one on wiki feed
here Brian Mootis, thank you verymuch, Motus, Nick and Marietta.
There's something on your body that notquite fond of or just a little weird.
It's a safe space. Yeah,I have six toes on my right
foot. Really, you got amaster one. It's a little difficult coming
out because you know, the doctorsat least in the hospital I was at,

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I've never seen it before, soyou know, wow, I wonder
if they asked your mom if youcan we take that off? Or do
you want to leave it? Doyou want somewhere else? Yeah, it
hasn't really bothered me, so,you know, like something you break out
when everybody's drunk and they want toknow something weird about you, Like is
it like a functioning toe, likewe'll help you balance. I don't know
if it helps me balance anymore thanlike a normal like big tone and tinky,

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but you know I can wiggle iteveryone, so it's like a little
kickstand your foot, you know,the whole jokes like just want to make
sure they have ten fingers and tentoes and your parents like ten figures and
ten toes. Doc Um, holdon a second eleven. You got a
bonus. Thanks so so we've beenproviding a safe space this morning. If

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you got a body part that's justa little weird, we want to embrace
it. My name is Otis Vickyand coming Georgia. What's the weird body
part? This is a safe space. Um, it's in the seat area.
They I have two bunyans on bothyou know the sides of my toes.
Bunians are like just like a yourtoes, like wedge in Oh gotcha.

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Yeah, they kind of like they'rea little extralo bone area with skin.
It's a lot of people do haveit. It's just my weird heart
that I don't like. My grandmotherhad bunnyans and we thought they were so
cool and weird. Little we're like, she's got like an elbow on her
foot and we like we like pokeit and stuff, which is when you're
a little kid, you don't knowit's so weird. Aunt, Margaret,

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get your food out again, Margaret, the kids won't pay your bunyon get
over here. A little smiley faceon exactly right, even thinking about it
all wrong. It's a foot puppetthat's met puppet thanks for listening to Move

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Kimmy and Otis in the morning.I love your guys show Easier Stacy,
You're amazing. Thank you. Hey, Let's go. Ninety four point nine
The Ball from the John Foye andAssociates, Personal Injury Law Firm, Traffic
Studio, Fullside Traffic, Good morning, bull Riders, We've got any Thank
you for hanging out with us.If you ever missed any of the show,
you can always get the Move KimmyOotis podcast on that free iHeartRadio app

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or ninety four nine The Bull dotCom. Today we were talking about Megan
Fox's thumbs, the bracky dactyl thumbsshe's got, which always go viral on
the internet every four or five yearsbecause people discover she's got kind of awkward
looking thumbs. Yeah, she's talkingabout it in the new Swimsuit edition.
Like why are people so focused onit? Look like little lightbulbsops said,
thumbs, a little little hammer thumbs. She looks so perfect, but we're
not all perfect. That's that's themessage here, own your weird body parts.

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And it devolved into foot talk becauseof foot I have weird feet,
yep, I've toes with what lookedlike elbows not knuckles because they're so big
because I'm a tall person. Andthen I have a pinky toe that little
baby and a nurse Kathy who worksout at Northside Hospital to nick you one
of our family members on Kimmy Notice, well she wasn't a big fan of
the foot talk, so Brian,I don't know what got you on the

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topic, but I just want youto know you maybe throw up in my
mouth and his joints. That isso gross, just gross fee out,
so bad, and that's a badthing when you're a nurse. But that's
why I work pediotic tricks, youknow. And like in the summertime when
people wear sandals and like their toeshang off of the front end or their

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little pinky toe hangs out of thestrap us eagle talons hanging over the front.
I completely agree with all of herfeelings about feet. However, this
is our siefe space. Yeah,and we're not seaming your feet. I
just appreciate. Thank you. Anurse who you know has seen some of
the most disgusted thing things ever thinksyour feet are the grossest. Ye,

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she's better throw up in her mouth, and she's a nurse. I don't
wear that as a badge of honor. Moods Jimmy and Otis. You guys
are so funny. The morning rideso much better. Georgia's number one for
new country. I'm ninety four pointnine. The ball