Moote was the Creepy Dude in the Red Light District

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Episode Transcript

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Get to know the show with mostLikely Too Moved Kimmy and otis fifty bucks
from Home Depot on the line andthe grand prize a local griddle top grill
decens are beautiful there staring us downin the lobby here at the radio station.
Otis who do we got and rockmar to move? Kemmy, otis
family member. We hear from youa lot. We like it. Yeah,

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I love it. Thank you forbeing a part of the show.
All right, you're gonna play alittle game with us today. Okay,
are you having anything special going onfor your Memorial Day weekend? You're going
anywhere. I work in retail,so I'll be at work. Yeah,
big weekend for people getting out gettingtheir summer gear. Look, I could
say four hundred dollars on a mattress. Okay, all right, we're gonna

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play a little game that could getyou a little retail gift yourself loco griddle
toop grill with and that's the grandprice, fifty bucks to Home Depot just
for playing. Okay, Okay,all right, Most Likely Too is the
game, so you got to decidewho on the show is most likely to
do each thing. Here we gois it Moot, Kimmy or otis If
we had the loco grill grill topgrill right here this weekend, who's most

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likely to throw on the apron witha dumb slogan and just master the food.
I'm gonna go withot. You wouldlose it for me with dumb slogan
on the apron. That's definitely otisdad body like slang king of butts.
Yeah, they get a new hatthat sends that I'm the griller. I

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love to be on the grill andI don't like anybody else to touch.
I've never grilled anything, really,No, I've watched while other people grilled
for me, but I've never useda grill. All right, who on
the show is most likely to comeback for seconds? That one? I'm
gonna go definitely with Moot. I'mgonna do that before you get first.

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I'll be thebb be the one whobrought like I hate the persons. Like
everyone's like sitting there hover and I'mlike, guys, I'll break the ice
on this. I'll go over there. I'll be first. I think there's
a dual answer that Kimmy's also foodie. I absolutely it would be oh yeah,
my birthday party. I was like, yum, she was crushing it.
I was. It was good food, though, it was really good.
All right, who is most likelyto bring fireworks in tequila? I'm

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gonna go with Otis. Yes,I can't drink tequila, but I'll bring
it for everybody, and I'm readyto blow up if when I'm drunk.
Here's how well I listened to Otis. I brought him a bottle of tequila.
First birthday. I'm allergic to.Wow, that's kind of how I
roll. I bring your present forme, all right? Nice? Yeahs

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Home Depot. You are in forthat grittletop grill and that thing is incredible,
so you were going to enjoy thatif you're the grand prize winner.
Thanks for playing with us this morning, though, all right, hang on,
hang on, okay, next,can't fix stupid At seven fifty five,
the entire state of Georgia is goingon blasts because of the statement that
our Department of Transportation had to makefor the whole state. That's coming next.

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Thanks for listening to move Kimmy andOtis in the morning. I love
your guys show. Stacy, You'reamazing. Thank you. Hey, let's
go ninety four point nine The Ball. Yeah, you can't fix stupid.
Proven it with mood killing an otison ninety four point nine The Ball.
Every day at seven fifty five givea little bit of motivation through hearing about

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people doing dumb things that aren't youtire State of Georgia is going on they
can't fix stupid list today No,because of what the Georgia Department of Driver's
Services had to release as a statementwhen it comes to digital IDs and driver's
license, we're one of four statesto now allow digital driver's license and IDs.

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They say, please, for thelove of God, keep your clothes
on. They hadn't like the legit, say it out loud, and that's
why we're all going on. Peopletaking full body shots for an ID.
It doesn't say if they've received anythat were they had to add it,
or if they were just getting aheadof the horse. You know what they
mean. No, no, becausethen that gives ideas to people. If

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you say, don't do it,if you zoom it on your head,
how do they know you're not wearinga shirt. They that's a good point.
They've seen people's dating profiles. I'msure that they're so what Brian's telling
us is that in his passport photohe's really naked. And when I got
my passport photo, you couldn't getyour own photos. You to go get
one at like a CVS, andI dare you to take your shirt off

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at a CVS and see if thatwoman takes the picture of you for your
passport. The Department of Driver's Servicessaid that they're excited to be able to
allow these kind of IDs at TSAcheckpoints to make things faster and more convenient
for you, because it's right.I don't know how they kind of ward
off, you know, fake IDsand things like that when you're taking your

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own picture and then put in withyour information. I mean, you like
grow out a crazy mustache, Youcould dress up and like all sorts of
if you wear makeup, you couldlike do anything you want to in those
picture as long as you wearing clothes, keep your clothes on. However,
they did not say you can't usesome sort of dog ear filter. Cat
cat knows, you know, rabbitface and two buck tea. I'm pretty
sure that be denied. Pretty surethis isn't gonna go well right at all.

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Have you seen social media right?The Department of Driver Starts. Have
you seen what people do online?This is why we can't have nice things
left on you when you try toget on a plane. No. Ninety
four point nine the bully can't fixstupid four point nine The bull just after
the headlines here with Kimmy Krue.But we've got tickets for you to see

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Hardy and Magan Moroney at the GeorgiaRodeo in Athens and October. Well belt
Line officials are reading plans to adda long awaited park in Westview that's going
to become a new focal point alongthe West Side Trail. Two point two
million dollar federal grant has finally beenput forward for Enota Park, which is
something that they've been apparently planning forand pulling for all of this time,

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so it's finally happening. I lovethat Atlanta embraces the green space as a
city because there's so many beautiful parksaround here. I love to just go
out when it's so nice to takethe dog and just well on the west
Side and the west side. Whenthey put the belt Line in and they
kind of like rejuvenate that area,it changes lowers the crime, increases,
property values and stuff in the WestSide in that area needs the boost.
Yep. And if you're looking forsomething fun to do over the long weekend,

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the forty sixth Annual Atlanta Jazz Festivalreturns to Piedmont Park. So that's
something you want to check out.I've been told it's amazing. Sway in
the park. Yeah, good jazzrolling around, Yeah, sounds walts.
What kind of dancing you jazz?Oh that's a great question. I want
to see you out there, torkuand drop it like it's hot. And
I have a new term for you, guys. I've never heard of this

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before. It's not glamping. It'sdamping. G h a mpig damping,
which is ghost camping. You goto places that are essentially haunted, so
like anywhere in Georgia, I thought, I thought this is going to be
the kind of camping Kimmy likes todo, which is like not at all
things she gets invited and she justdoesn't show up. Oh yeah, both

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yeah, see you there. Yeahthat sounds great, guys. That's my
phone was on do not Disturb allweekend. I didn't see this. That's
crazy. I feel like every campgroundand Georgia's haunted. You know, Brian,
you're not a lot like when youwhen you grow up in a in
the West, like on the WestCoast, history is so much newer,
right, Like nothing's older than likeeighteen hundred out here. It's like there

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were wars out here. Man.Like, there's no way every campground isn't
haunted. Okay, I'm never goingcamp Not that I was going to,
but now I'm really not going forShe's ghost camping Yeast Camping four or four
seven four one out ninety four nine. Let's play finish the Florida Man a
headline for your chance at a HardyMega Moroney tickets for the Georgia Rodeo.

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It's next Mood Kimmy and Otis.You guys are so funny right, good
morning, ride so much better.Georgia's number one for New Country. I'm
ninety four point nine The Bull onthe Road to Marshfield. If you're having
a great Friday morning, it's Moot. Kimmy otis here on Georgie's number one
for New Country, ninety four pointnine, The Bull. I'm Brian Moot.
Hardy is going to be headline inthe Georgia Rowo October six. Megan

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Roney's gonna be on that lineup.We're gonna play the little game called filling
the Florida Man headline, otis,who do we got Bobby mcmota's family?
More out of Griffin? How areyou man? All right? Y'all doing
great? You were gonna have achance at some hearty tickets with Megan Moroni
at the Georgia Rodeo when we play, finished the Florida Man headline. Yes,
sir, all right, here wego. You just gotta give me

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the answer and the multiple choice question. With this headline, Florida man claims
self defense against a five year oldarmed with a tennis racket b sledgehammer,
ce bazooka five year old was armedwith what a tennis racket? Mailed it?
I was gonna go with the bazooka. Yes it is Florida all right?

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Florida man wearing nothing but what arrestedfor attacking a woman with a machete?
Was he wearing a toga cowboy hator a thong? Y'all? Like
the boar at one Oh it wasa cowboy highway. I I was with
you on the thong man. Ithought you were right. I've seen that
like country thunder before. Who yousee some things you care? Was probably

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a cowboy hat with a thong.Yeah, he lost the throng somewhere.
Maybe a machette accident. All right. Florida man sets his beard on fire
attempting to light a cigarette with whatblowtorch? Stick in a string or a
toaster? Try try the last one. See now, then you stick your

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face in the toaster with a cigarettein your mouth, and it happens to
be also lighting your beard on fire. Right, but are you like sticking
like when you're leaning over? Areyou sticking the cigarette into like where you
put the toast down? Or areyou just letting the heat rise up and
trying to meet No, you're stickingit getting inside. Wow, like a
beautane lighter. Right, way moredangerous. Nice job gratulation. You got

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two out of three. Georgia Rodeo. You going to the Georgia Rodeo with
Hardy's gonna be there, Maroney inAthens. Gonna be a great show.
All right, enjoy the show man. Next eight thirty moot Court. We
have got a senior prank, butthe seniors aren't in trouble. This time,
the principle is under fire. MootKimmy and Otis. I'm Brian moot
Court today who's on the hot seat? A principle in North Carolina. So

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a lot of schools getting out today. Today's the life for most schools around
North Georgia. So senior pranks,we talked about those over the last week
or so. They generally either gohorribly wrong or they're kind of lame.
So this principle in North Carolina atBurns High School, her name is Jennifer
Aberlee. Some students came up toher and said, hey, missus Aberlee,

(10:39):
what we'd love to do is putsome balloons and things up in the
hallways after school today, right,So this principle. Instead of saying great,
I'll meet you here at seven o'clocktonight and you can decorate the hallway
for the seniors, she gave thekeys to the school to the kids.
Ohe plan, that's it. That'snot gonna go. It's given the keys

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to a jail to the inmates.And when proceeded to happen the next morning,
they showed up and the entire schoolwas destroyed. Who could have called
that? Classrooms ransacked, things,broken the mess everywhere. Apparently, um,
some of the students who were themore responsible ones did decorate the hallway,

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but then they gave the keys tosomeone else who was supposed to hold
on to them for safe keeping,who then led a bunch of people in
who just destroyed the place. Thestudent council so upset, and the Sarah
who ran the student council, itis just angry. Why is Sarah so
jumped to give them to these peoplewho clearly why did you give the keys
to Chad? Why you do it? You know, Chad, you went

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to school with them for four years. Here's the part that's awful, though,
is that a lot of the teachersare absolutely like devastated because they put
so much effort into decorating classrooms andcreating these environments, and then these morons
come running through and just tearing thingsdown, like just destroying plants, and
kids don't think about that. Sothis principle is under a lot of fire

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right now, and odds are willnot be the principle at Burns High School
next year. You can't do that, No, I can't let the kids
have access to the school to holdThis only brings one song to my mind,
you too. I believe the childrenare yes right, that's where we
all look. That song sounds likea prayer, doesn't it? From here?

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Ninety four point nine The Bullet's mood, Kimmy and otis with you this
morning. It's the wold My BeerHall of Fame. Tell us that story
that people look at you and say, there's no way, Renee, what's
your whole my beer story? Well, you know, years ago, after
college, I went to Amsterdam andit's like the greatest place in the world,
and I didn't want to leave,so I stayed. But the only

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way I could stay because I didn'thave a lot of money, was worked
in the red light district. Whoawowsers, how is that? Well?
You know I was. I hadfun. It's legal, so I got
to live life in Europe, youknow, and I had a laugh.
I love that. I commend youfor that because it's just like, you

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know what, I'm just gonna livelife with no regrets. Yeah, when
I look back at it, No, No, I'm sure there were a
couple of regrets in there, oneor two. I remember when I was
in the red light district. That'sa funny way to start a story district.
Yeah, tell us about she wasthere. We both were in the
red light district. So I wasjust so fascinated by the fact that in

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the red light district that adult servicesis legal and they have like little doors
that open. It's up. Mywife kept going, Brian, stop staring
at those people. That's super creepy. And one of those guys is gonna
come over here and beat you todeath, as some Russian name Yuri is
gonna come over and you know,creep you gotta look to creep people out
in the red light district. Thatthat was a good point, Brian.

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All right, let's hear that story. That's the top of them all story
for you, the whole my BeerHall of Fame four or four seven four
one h ninety four nine. It'sa good Friday to a holiday weekend.
We know you got something that willjust let's celebrate man, country folks tell
the best stories. Hellow our minds. We want to hear it. Thanks
for listening to move Kimmy and Otisin the morning. I love your guys

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showing easier, Stacy, You're amazing. Thank you. Hey, let's go
ninety four point nine the ball.Make sure you grab that free iHeartRadio app.
You can get our podcasts there,stream us live, catch up on
parts of the show that you missed. It's the whole of my Beer Hall
of Fame on Friday. As youwant to hear those stories that when you
tell someone they're like, no way, there's no way that happened. If
you're blow our mind with a storythis morning four or four seven four one

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ninety four nine, i'm otis goodmorning, Shannon from Peachtree Corners. Yours
involved scaling a building in danger.So I moved into a new building,
was walking my dog. It wasabout four in the morning. We got
locked out, and you're already kindof like anxious because it's so early in
the I think green Walk that isdark out. You just I just got

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to get there and get back totally. And I didn't want to like buzzt
my new neighbors and everything. Nah, just hey, I know I only
just moved in, and I promiseI won't be a problem every single day.
But I was not myself out rightexactly before I could even like properly
unbox everything, I was disturbing them. No, So I got kind of

(15:22):
creative. I decided that I wasgoing to pick up my dog and scale
this third story balcony. And yeah, it was like so embarrassing, But
that isn't even the worst of it. I actually went to my neighbors balcony.
That's great. Yeah, so thenI had to climb down. I

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realized it, thankfully, and Ito this day, I don't think that
he knows, but I definitely didn'twant to ask, you know, like
maybe he has camerons. I don'tknow, but I did then climb up
again to the right balcony. Thankfully. I thought you were going to say.
So. Then I had to justknock on his Yeah, right,
like you're trying to avoid being awkward, and then all of a sudden you're

(16:06):
on his balcony. It could bemore awkward. I couldn't do it.
I mean, if I couldn't getdown, I would have had too.
Yeah. I don't know. Imight have waited until morning. I might
have just slept there on the balcony. Yeah. So my cousin got arrested
for doing that. He was supersuper drunk, and he climbed the wrong
balcony to the second floor where hethought his sister lived and was pounding on

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the glass door on the balcony,just pounding on it and yelling at her,
and then all of a sudden,the way he remembers it is,
the curtain drew back and there wasthree police officers with their guns drawn.
Oh god, oh god, itcould have gone. Yeah, you could
drink in after that. Ninety fourpoint nine the bull moot kimmynotus with you
on your Friday morning. It's thewhole My Beer Hall of Fame. You
want to hear those stories that whenyou have to tell a story that blows

(16:56):
people's mind, your best story,that's the one you tell four or four
seven, four one nine nine,Or you can hit us on that iHeart
talk back on the free app.Pull that little microphone down from the talk
back. Is Shannon out in Lawrenceville. Apparently Smith found a dead body on
their property. So we moved outto our house on about seven acres about

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five years ago, and the nextdoor property was at first sale, and
the surveyor who was on our sideon our border, surveying the land next
door, found bones, found abody and a skull. My husband was
home at the time and he callsme at school and says, um,
you'll never believe there's police and allkinds of the caution tape. Pauler and

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we were surrounded by woods, soand it's an old railroad track that borders
our property. It was definitely withinthe last twenty years. They were assuming
because the bottom half of the bodyhad pants and the top half of the
body did not. Creepy t M, I wow, do you gotta do
you gotta put that on your Zillolisting. That's a good class. Yeah,

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what are the rules? Don't likeyour home turning into a crime se
potentially haunted you never know. Partreally gets me. I don't like that
the research the skeleton was wearing pants, so we think it was in the
last twenty years or so. Ninetyfour point nine. The bull Moot,
Kimmy and otis with you on yourFriday morning. It's the whole My Beer
Hall of Fame. We always wantto hear those stories that are just legendary

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that you have that you love tellingfour or four seven four one, ninety
four nine, or you can leaveus a message on that. iHeart talk
back. I'm otis good morning,Joe and Dallas. Your hope my beer
story involves blowing off body parts withfireworks. Huh. So I always take
out like four or five of theartillery shows and I'll twist to fuse us
together and light them all at once. Well, a couple of years ago,

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my brother in law and stepdad decidedthey were going to try to do
it by the way I do it, and my brother in law got shot
in that. Yeah. Yeah,that that's a that'll uh, that'll clean
out the colon real fast. Yeah. Well, I hope this is a

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public service for everybody listening what notto do this Memorial Day weekend being be
safe out there? I feel like, why are men just so into trying
to figure out new ways to shootmortars off? What are you doing?
A mood? Jimmy and Otis,You guys are so funny. Good morning,
ride so much better Georgia's number onefor New Country four point nine The
Ball ninety four point nine The Ball. Thanks for hanging out with us on

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your Friday morning. It's mood,Kimmy and Otis. Remember to grab that
free iheartapp. You can get ourpodcasts there, stream us all week and
long take us on road trips whateveryou're doing. We had a lot of
fun today on the show. Wewere talking about those uh today years old
moments where you find out something thatyou're like the For example, I just
recently learned what bogo meant. Iwant to get just sounded wild right.

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It's like Jimmy a reason to spendthe wheel at Shoe Carnival. It's a
bogo sale like it just sounds likea fun word. It's bogo. I'm
going bog bog go over here,buy one, get one. Learned that
recently. This from Britney Lloyd,one of our Kimmy Otis family members,
on the talk back Well microphone onour free I Heart radio app My I
was today years old moment was whennot very long ago, I realized that

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the phrase I don't have enough tomake ends meat. I always thought that
ends meat was a really cheap cutof meat. It wouldn't make enough to
be able to buy the cheapest cutof meat to make ends meat. I
was well into my twenties when Irealized that that is saying no, not
at all. It makes sense though, you don't want like the butt end

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of the ham, like a littlestiff on the hand, but like the
edge of a roast ah. Soit's like the butt of the bread,
like the the ends of the bread. You don't want the ends bread,
bread ends. Meat. Don't discriminatebread ends meat. That's the that's the
meat that you cut all the wayoff and you just throw it to your
dog. Yeah, about gross andlike tiny rateful a cut. I don't

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know what you're talking about. Yournew Bulle Morning show. Listen to these
guys every day going to work andI love the show. Guys are great.
Mood Kemmy in ODIs ninety four pointnine. The Bull