Parents are Statistically Liars

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Episode Transcript

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Can we say ninety four point nine? It's mood? Kenny, I notices
five second songs? How faster youMassive Bull Show announced this week were the

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only ones giving tickets for it.Jason al Dean at the making Amphitheater in
October. Otis who's playing with us? Good morning, Danny from Loganville,
Amber from Williamson. How are youboth this morning? Doing good? Doing
good? You guys are going headto head against each other. Oh,
that's what I'm talking about already,talking smack. We're gonna play five second

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songs. So you guys are headto head against each other, and who
can pick out the song I'm aboutto play at the fastest under five seconds,
So Danny spouting off already you werethe first one on the line.
So how fast do you think youcan identify the song we're about to play?
I'm gonna say two seconds? Wow, aggressive Mac and coming out the
gates strong, Danny. I thinkyou can do it. But Amber,

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are you gonna let him try to? Or you're gonna go one second?
I'm gonna let him try because Iain't got no fight in myself in one
all right? Two seconds for Danny? If not, Amber gets all five,
Here we go. What's the song? I know, and I guess

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I can sing it. I can'tthink your name? Two seconds might have
been aggressive, but let's see ifAmber can get it with all five?
Here we go? Light? Whatwas it? When the lights go out?
I don't know if I can giveit to you? Oh close,

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Danny, do you know the realname of the song? Come on?
There is this steal? I thinkthis is a first. When the lights
come on? Is the actual nameof the god? You were so close?
Amber? Well that's works sometimes.Thank you for playing along with us.
We got Brothers Osborn tickets coming upa little after eight. You can
try again for that, Okay,Amber, all right, thank you.

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Nice job. Danny pulled it outright there at the age. Yeah,
really really bailed out your trash talk. Yeah, bailed out your trash talking
confidence, didn't it? All right, man, you're going to see Jason
Aldean in Athens. He's coming upnext October. He's gonna do a hometown
show. Excuse me, Macon,my bad making said Athens awesome thinking of
the Dogs SEC Championship this weekend already. So it's Jason Aldean. All right,

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Thank you, you're very welcome can'tfix Stupid next seven fifty five,
especially when you're naked in Disneyland andthe ride makes it even worse that you
naked in that's coming Otis questions andthings. Really to your New Bull Morning
Show. I'm having a great timelisten to y'all's ninety four point nine The
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D Geller, Duck Fullside Traffic,goud Monny Bull Riders. We have
a major accident this morning on theCity at the intersection of Moreland Avenue on
South River Industrial Boulevard. We gotYeah, you can't fix stupid, proven
it with mood kimmyan Otis on ninetyfour point nine Ball. I'm not sure
if society is slowly devolving into justridiculous chaos or if we just have videos

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around us more that is showing thesociety that has always been devolving. The
cameras, and when you go naked, the cameras are gonna pop up real
fast, especially when you're at Disneylandinside of a ride. Twenty six year
old man or just arrested for shreakingthrough one of the rides that I wouldn't
have picked to go. Uh,you know, for all the jokes,

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come on, it's all about themotion in the ocean, the size of
the boat. Uh. You knowthe ride where all the you know,
all around the world, the littlekids are singing. It's a small world,
over and over on the face ofthe planet. The man was seen
his boxer shorts inside the attraction atone points on camera, and then another
time inside the water towards the frontof the ride, completely nude full monty

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youeh, taking his body in thewater. Yeah, No, water is
not clean. That's what you're worriedabout. You don't think when you're streaking,
probably high on something, maybe bathsalts, that you really care about
the hygien. Think you're assuming there. I think he was with some buddies
that were like, if you streakthrough, it's a small streak. At

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Disneyland, you have such an avalancheof like criminal charges getting your way for
public nudity and indecency. It doesn'tget much dumber than streaking at disney World,
Disneyland, or picking. It's asmall world to do, so you
could probably blend in for a while. If you've been pirates of the Caribbean,
Oh crazy, Oh my god,Jack's Barrow's lost his in the corner.

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Corgan wallens last night here on Georgia'snumber one from Your Country ninety four
point nine, The Bullets moot kimmanotis otis. Apparently that song hits something
legendary CMA's Grammy's Where Are You at? Apple named it the number one global
song of the entire year based onstreams globally worldwide. I feel like that
also means that globally we were ina mood last year. Yeah, probably

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last night as one of those songswhere you listened to on repeat. It's
like, maybe are going through someof this. A good point, Brian,
you got the headlines right now,Kimmi Karuba. Well, George is
still number one in the College FootballPlayoff poll going into their SEC championship game
on Saturday against Alabama. This ispretty cool. Darius Rutger is going to
be honored with a star on theHollywood Walk of Fame on December fourth.
Took him a while to get that, but I'm excited because I don't know

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if many country stars have their ownstar on the Walk of Fame. McCaulay
kulk and also going to get astar soon and the mom from home alone
is going to be there to speak. I think he should be missing Derris
Ruckers having quite a weekend because he'sperforming the sec T Show right which is
great. So several large retailers inthe US, including Public's, Walmart,

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and ald We all received recalled fruit. UH. The FDA warned yesterday non
organic peaches, plums, and nectarineshave been linked with listeria. UH.
The FDA is also noting that thefruit could have gone to companies that may
have frozen or relabeled it. Soif you have frozen peaches, plums,
or nectarines, you should throw themaway. And this is on top of
the ongoing salmonella outbreak linked to Theywere called Canalo products. So I guess

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they just don't want us to eathealthily right now because I don't trust any
of the fruit. I wanted toget some fruit yesterday. I was like,
no, I don't trust that.You know it's not killing anybody pizza.
Uh, listeria Just so you know, flu like symptoms, fever,
chills, muscle aches, upset,stomach diarrhea, because oh, you throw
out listeria. I don't want peopleto think of that. It's like it's

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I thought it was something you washyour mouth out with. Yeah, right,
you know, we're gonna make surewe talk people lysterine. Oh my
gosh, okay, I can't helpyou. Then, Okay, there's a
new pole that was looking at themost sinful cities in the country. Atlanta
made it at number five. Nowwhat they looked at for this statistics on
anger, jealousy, gluttony, greed, lust, vanity, and laziness.

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Do you know what city was numberone? Vegas? Yes, yes,
I mean every ye welcome to sincity. But I also think that Atlanta
should be higher based on the citylimits of Atlanta. Look, Atlanta Metro
is a far more sinful place.Carefully then outside the perimeter. I think
we'd all agree that it's two differentAtlanta and the numbers go exponentially higher.

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And Buckhead, where Brian lives.Yes, broken and I see cars broken
into my parking gate is broken everysingle Monday morning. I'm ex blaming you
for that. Oh I have dude, I can't even touch the sin going
on Buckhet. I try. Itry headlines with Kimmi krub every day at
six, ten and eight ten.Al right, let's get your brothers Osborne
tickets to see them live right now? Four O four seven four one ninety

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four nine ninety four. You guysare they all were great? My face
and face all nighty four point timemood kimmyan Otis. Let us learn your
little something on moot Kimmy and Otis. Country just announced yesterday Massive bull Show
going down in April at the RoxyBrothers Osbourne. Who's playing with us?
Tiffany and Roswell. You're gonna playa little game with us? Chance of

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Brothers Osbourne tickets? Okay, Okay, I didn't hear what the game theme
was. You're gonna play Southern slangschool with us. Okay, pick out
the Southern phrase what it means.I'll give you a Southern phrase. You
tell me based on the multiple choice. Okay, just me and my Arkansas
toothpick. What is anar Arkansas toothpick? Is it a large knife, a
walking stick, or your fingernail toclean out your teeth? How to walking

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stick? No? Arkansas toothpick isthat large knife that you got right there
in your waist. Everybody got onein Arkansas. You can also clean your
teeth with it right, get upin there on previces. I don't think
dentists recommend that a guy at arestaurant with his knife out. Yeah it's
scary. I'm scared. Yeah,you don't mess with that guy because he's
probably bowed up. That's the secondSouthern phrase. You know, if you're

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bowed up, you're what a strongb musical? Or see impatient and mad?
I'm all bowed up. I'm allimpatient. Last one? If you
grab a root? What are youdoing? You're clearing land of debris?
Be having dinner? Or see yousitting down? You're grabbing a root?

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B Yes, having dinner. Grabbinga root like grabbing a potato. Grab
a root. I thought it wassitting down, but sitting down would make
sense to because roots trees, graba stock just like set your roots down.
Yeah, we got two out ofthree. You got Brothers Osbourne tickets.
You're gonna go see them next year. I can't even buy tickets yet.

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They're gonna say what's am today?Pre sales today, Friday on salesday
everybody else? Yeah, congrats,thanks for playing along with us. Ninety
four point nine The Bullets Mood,Kimmy and Otis thanks for hanging out with
us on your Wednesday morning. I'mBrian mood. I. I always knew
it, always knew it. Parentsare statistically full of it, and I've
got the numbers to back it up. And I am a parent. I

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know, I'm so interested in this. So a poll was conducted by Huffington
Post of two thousand parents with kidssix or under and basically my life,
I got ten seven. You're rightHarvard, right around that bubble, and
on average, kids ask eleven questionsa day, just under four thousand questions

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a year. I thought you weregonna say questions per ride to school.
That's my base, right base.My kids ask a million questions, and
technically parents admitted to only knowing fortytwo percent of the answers, but still
answering roughly eighty percent, which meansthere's a thirty percent where you're just pulling
it right out of your warn't andjust throwing it out there. Take that

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run with it at school today.I don't know why fished on that vyelids.
I was the queen of asking why, like it was always a follow
up question, why why, justendlessly, and my mom was just beside
herself at that point she gives tothe point where she was like, I
don't know, And then I'd belike, but why don't you know,
right you're supposed to, I donot know, just curious. Curious is
good. My oldest's ten. We'vegotten past the point where I can just

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make up answers because this kid isso smart. He's top of his like
class, he's top of those assessmenttests that they do here in Georgia,
and so now I have to belike, I don't know. Man.
I feel like Brian's gonna be thedad though that when Ronan starts asking questions,
you're gonna be like, hold ona second're really busy, and then
you're walking out the room and Googleand then come back like you knew it

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the whole time. I was akindergarten teacher when cell phones like started,
and so some of the kids inclasses had a Google abilities, or they'd
go to the library when i'd makesomething up because I was making stuff up
left and right, because you don'twant to be you don't want to be
the teacher that doesn't sound dumb.And I didn't know all these random things,
and so they and when they comeback from recess. You'd be like,

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mister b uh uh, Miami's notthe capital of Florida, And I
was like, this is the onlycity I knew. You don't tell anybody
else time. Moot, you're thefun teacher. So that's what makes up
to make up everything. Hey,look over there, what's that. Let's
get ice creep. You should havebeen like I was testing you. I'm
glad that you figured it out.I'm just glad that finally I have a
reason statistically be the liar that I'vealways been with my child. You're in

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for it because he's been curious sincehe opened his eyes. Yeah, I'm
kind of rooting from the dumb itdown a little bit. Ninety four point
on the ball. Thanks for spendingthis beautiful Chris cold Wednesday morning with us.
It's Moot Kimmy and Otis and George'snumber one for New Country ninety four
point nine in the bull. I'mBrian, moot Kimmy. You we're gonna
get to this in just a second. But you had something your dad did.
It's so funny, old school technologythat rocks your world. On when

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he was coming out here to visityou for thanksgiving. The question for you
right now was what old school technologyare you stubbornly committed to your refuse to
get rid of it? Or maybeyour parents or someone in your life refuses
to give up this old technology.Got some great ones from Facebook? Uh
Leah Rabat set her typewriter. Sheloves to type out letters and mail them
to people should The problem is sometimespeople don't won't get them for months because

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they won't check their mail. Ohyeah, no, I'm so bad at
that. Are you getting worse ofchecking your mail? Notice? I know
we check it all the time.It's just usually I throw everything out because
it immediately unless I'm missing something,then then I check my mail. Tina
Smith. I still rock an oldschool digital alarm clock next to my bed
that I've had for about twenty fiveyears. Okay, that's cool. Yeah.

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Do you remember the little brown onewith the red Everyone had the same
one, right, the giant snoozebutton on top of you whack the but
Jesus out of it. Mark Kowalski. My Rand McNally Road Atlas is in
my car at all times. Iuse it for driving, and my family
looks at me like I'm a crazytime traveler. Yeah. That is weird.
I would use it for every passengerout of my car. Hey,

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can you grab that map right there? I just got to figure out where
we're going here? Are we goingto be four or B six? Look
at the little what do you meanis battleship not a little solid joke.
So, Kim, your dad toldyou how he got to the airport.
It was like shocking. I couldn'tbelieve it. He was complaining to me,
like, this is totally normal thathe called a taxi to get to
the airport and was upset when aprius showed up because there wasn't enough room

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for their luggage. I was like, you know, if you would have
ordered uber a Lyft, you couldchoose like the car size. Do you
think the taxi company was shocked?Is that the phone ringing? Calling us?
He's like, I've been taking thisfor twenty years. Why wouldn't I
take a taxi? I'm like,because that's weird. I don't know.
I I don't think it's that weird. That he took a taxi would have

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been weirder as if he was outon the corner trying to hail one right,
like, hey, hey, goy, what do they keep passing me.
That's how it works in Atlanta anymore. I once called an Uber and
a taxi showed up, and Iwas like, I should cancel this on
principle. And it was a taxidriver who was like, I'm driving Uber
too, And I'm like, Idon't want to sit in this car that
looks like a converted police car withlike seats you can pressure wash. I

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watched a luxury ride to the airportright now, otis what's the old tech
now gee that you're either stuck toor somebody, you know, the one
that they just won't give up on. Oh, had somehow found a way
to get a new one. Ididn't even know they made those anymore.
But what is he talking about?My wife didn't even know when I brought
it up. The same kind ofsituations. Six eight fifty five, we'll

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find out your new Bull Morning show. Thanks for that's brand new from Thomas
Rhet and Morgan Wallen. That's Mamma'sHouse. Perfect song for what we're talking
about right now here in moot Kimmyotis, Mamma's house has a bunch of
old school technology because Mamma don't bequitting on things I will never forget when

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I would go to my mamma's houseand on the wall it was a rotary
phone. We'd always play with it, you like, click the number and
spin it around and spin it forit was so long. You can walk
into a whole nother room. It'sso fine. Nothing worse than someone with
a lot of like eights and nineis in their number and you screw that
up. Oh yes, or gettingclothesline, trying to go to the kitchen.
Just go under at mom, whyare you still on the phone?

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Or four seven ninety four nine?What technology do you or someone you know
in your life stubbornly commit to oneadjacent invitings of Otis, your parents are
kind of obsessed with what old technology? Yeah, they're still rocking a VCR.
Man, what they have one thatstill works? Yeah, but had
somehow found a way to get anew one. I didn't even know they
made those anymore. But you canget in. I have a whole box

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of VHS tapes. I have noVCR. And I mentioned this to my
wife Otis by the way, Iwas like, oh, I've got Thriller
on VHS And she said, whatdoes that mean? We're ten years apart.
Is that Morse code yeah VH honeytelling me, yeah, well,
I'm looking online right now. Youcan buy new VCRs from like two different
companies in the world. Is noteven just the VCR, the rewined thing,

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like this thing that rewinds everything separateI never had. Yeah, my
family wasn't cool enough for that.And one of those two they've got bookshelves
upon bookshelves. My mother just keepsbuying VHS tapes from like thrift stores or
I guess, old library wherever shecould find him, Like a truck stop
in the middle of nowhere. Theygot a bargain bin for ninety nine cents.
Maybe they'll come back around, likerecords. I don't think they've seen

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a recent movie ever, and theyrefused. They refuse. I had an
uncle who had that rewind thing,and he would lose his mind. If
you tried to rewind the tape inthe VCR, You're like, don't you
gonna wear out the tape engine?Like the tape engine, Okay, we
had this, I don't know.He just was convinced that the rewinding was
gonna wear out the VCR, sohe'd rather have the separate tape rewinder and
it just such an unnecessary pizza oftechnology, so weird space. My mom

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she has like a first generation iPodthat she plays this one game on,
and it's like the do you rememberthe original iPhone cords, the ones that
were like super like a inch long. Yes, she had one of those.
I'm like, how do you havethat? How is that still working?
I was completely flabbered. Yes,she's like it works just fine.
Well, thank god she didn't havea rotary phone, Kimmy, But like,

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just to own my mind, Iwant that that old phone, the
first portable phone that had the antennathat pulls out like a ninety four point
nine the ball. Thanks for hangingout with us on this beautiful Wednesday morning.
It's moot, Kimmy and Otis.I'm Brianton. We got a question
for you this morning. Tell usabout that old technology, either you or
someone in your life, you guys, refuses to give up. They still

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use that sewing machine every day orsomething like that. Four four seven ninety
four nine. Holly from Free Home, Georgia ham otis, what's the old
technology you like to hang on toor somebody you know? My parents still
have a phone on the wall.It's a button, but it's still a
phone on the wall with a cord. Yes, in the laundry room.

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They try to sell you that.When you get cable, they're like,
would you like a home phone forwhat? Yeah, they still keep trying
to do that with the internet.You want to home why they're one of
the few that still have a homephone number. I finally told them,
if you don't recognize the number,don't answer it. If they'll hang up
when they answer, machine comes on. If it's on the wall, a
right, no way. You gottaknow who's calling anyway, So I updated

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the ones in their rooms. Itsays they say, yes, they have
calor idea and it tells them who'scall back. In the day. You
used to have an extra device forthat, like right into the like midwires.
My parents do have a home phonenumber, but none of the phones
are hooked up for that exact reasonbecause of all the robo calls. Y'all
can complain about all you want to, but then there's that one time where

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you're gonna have to get a holdof your parents and they're not good with
cell phones. When was the lasttime your grandparents had their cell phones?
Charged or in a place where they'rean Oh my gosh, it is so
true. My mother's I get notificationon last three sixty. She's down to
one percent. I bet you everybodyremembers their home phone number. I hear
up. Yeah, three four ninemama. Okay, all right, thank

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you so much, and y'all havea great day. It's one of fun
listening to you and joy. You'reamazing. All right, you have a
great day. We've been talking thismorning about old technology, we refuse to
give up. We were just kindof talking here to do that. We
all remember our home phone numbers whenyou got to memorize it in first grade
to make sure you can always geta hold of your parents when you need
to. Two six, three,seven, seven eight three. Let's try

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it. Let's just see. Idon't even know if they still have it,
remember your childhood, no end ofan era, feel that way they
still have the fun? Really does? You should get that number, just

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put it on a burner. We'retalking about that old technology you refuse to
give up on. Or you justhad to explain the old technology in your
car. Yeah. I had toexplain to my nieces and nephews that the
term roll up your window came fromactually having to roll up like you did
the roll up and they're like,why would you have a crank on your

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Yeah, that's you actually physically hadto roll up the window, not just
press the butt That seems stupid.Just use the button. That's hilarious.
Man, Thank you so much.You want to make my day every morning.
Nine. It's ninety four point ninein the bowl. Thanks for being

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here with us on this beautiful Wednesdaymorning. It's Moot Kimmy and Otis.
I'm Brian Moot. If you evermiss any of the show, you can
grab the entire thing on demand tolisten to it wherever you want. Take
us with you on that free iHeartRadioapp. It's also got to talk about
little mic from there. You canlet us know what's on your mind just
listening to the show. Maybe anythingthat pops into your head. We'll play
it like a little voicemail tomorrow.In the studio, we were talking about

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terrible travel partners. Yeah, mywife and I we just have both learned
like until we get to the baron the inside of the airport, don't
speak, not really. Yeah,we both need a five foot buffer zone.
We don't talk to anybody, don'tdirect eye contact until we get to
the delta alone. Nothing is worsethan when you just spent like all this

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anxiety and yell in and anger gettingall the stuff packed in the car,
and then you're in the car andit's just silence because you're like, I
don't even want to talk to himright now. We do that all annoying.
We never passed back ahead of time. We call it saving your words
for the fun trip. You knowwhat I mean, sir, You only
have a certain amount of words onvacation. This one on the iHeart Talkback

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is from Connie and Dallas about howher husband may be the worst road trip
partner ever. My husband loves tolisten to self help tape on the road,
and I swear from Massachusetts to Dallaswe listened to nothing but Tony Robbins,
and I swear I will be onan episode of twenty twenty if I
have to do that again. Withcould not even stand it. Could not

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even stand it, so even evenheadphones didn't help. She was overmotivated.
Tony. That's so funny. Soyou're saying it didn't make you a better
person, made her better At fantasizingmurder, right, I think I have
the power to go through it.Fits you are New Bull Morning Show.
You guys make my morning every daywhen I get in the car. It's

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been really funny. This going tohear Moode Kenny, you know this ninety
four point nine in The Bull