May 24, 2023 • 21 mins
On this part of the show, we have pothead seagulls, Moote is running the hotlanta half marthon with a wheel chair athlete and we helpo a husband break the news to his wife he's not going to her sister's wedding
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We're having a great Wednesday morning ismoot. Kimmy and otis here on George's
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number one for New Country ninety fourpoint nine The Bowl Today on the show
seven thirty. This morning, We'vegot a Home Depot gift card fifty bucks
for you, and that qualifies youfor the grand prize. Take your grill
game up a notch this summer witha Loco Cookers griddle grill grittletop, which
is a game changer if you everwant to cook, I mean basically anything,
breakfast, barbecue, snacks, whateveryou want to do. Eight ten
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we had Hardy tickets. Nine thirtyMorgan Manias starts keywords rolling. You get
thirteen to get those floor seats.In November at Trewis Park, I feel
like, holy hell. Right nowI'm running the Hotland a half marathon June
eleventh, the same day as ourdad bought a festival or dad bought celebration
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up at Cherokee Aquatic Center. Simwe talk about on the show once how
you volunteer for things. Then youimmediately agree with my idea. Isn't this
one of those situations like don't guyssometimes do a couple of push ups and
stuff? Before they go on toseat. Don't you doing an extreme stream
version? Right? We try tocut weight before the dad Bod congest in
my first Father's Day as a dad. So the Hotland half Marathon June eleventh,
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it's really cool, really really cool. They benefit Camp Dream, which
is a camp for kids with disabilitiesand makes it more accessible. And I
partnered with the Kyle Peasy Foundation.They're exceptional in allowing people with disabilities to
kind of achieve sports dreams. Andso got a wheelchair friend of the show,
Gracie. She's seen heor a DawsonvilleHigh School or no, she's sophomore
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Dscible High School and she's I'm puttingher out of school already, and got
sweet will palsy. She's really reallyjust a precocious little firecracker who wants to
create adaptive video gaming equipment somebody.Those are her dreams and she's always wanted
to do a race. So Iwas like, let's do it half marathon.
Let's go. She's one of thosepeople I love too that doesn't let
her disability get her down in anywayto her spirit and her energy just shines
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through when she talks. She hityou with a joke every once in a
while. That's like super self ornot self deprecating one at your expense,
like she'll roast you're like, wait, wait a minute, wait, So
for the non runners, how manymiles are you gonna be running fourteen point
one miles June eleventh, pushing awheelchair? What time does it start?
It starts at seven am? Andhow long does it generally take somebody to
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Well, that's very open ended.In a four hour time maximum under two
hours. If you're under two hours, you're you're really fast at a half
marathon, because marathon time is aboutfour hours. But I ran my first
seven mile run was yesterday and Ifeel like garbage, garbage, But I
had to hit seven and I haveto hit eight or nine on Saturday to
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stay on pace to make sure thatwe hit thirteen point one. Because I'm
not disappointing Gracie. There's no wayI'm gonna take the flak I'll get when
she said I'm gonna be super sweatyand just kind of making fun of me
already. There's no way I'm gonnabe heckled by her and fail and only
run three miles of this half.Yeah, for the end of time.
Maybe we can relay this thing.I'll get about two three months injury relays.
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Yeah, just learning a limp offthe course. I'll cheer for you.
I'm not ready. I already toldher were walking the hills because Atlanta
is a hilly city. June eleventh. Today is when it gets real because
I'm in pain. All right.Once you pull that off, you're gonna
beat your next You're gonna beat thefreeze with her mood, Jimmy and Otis,
you guys are so funny. Goodmorning ride, so much better.
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Georgia's number one for New Country fourpoint nine The Ball, ninety four point
nine, The Bull. I'm Brianmove my first Father's Day's coming up,
which means dad Bod party. Juneeleventh, Cherokee Aquatic Center two to four,
Go to ninety four nine the Bulldot com right now, submit those
dad Bod picks. Guys. Thefinalists are gonna be there. We gonna
do a little runway walk off andsomebody walking out of there with floor seats.
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To Morgan Wallens, the competition wasfierce last year. He looked like
a Viking moot, really good moot, doing it unfair starting the dad bob
before he even had a kid.But yeah, now I've been working on
that for like a decade. Butat least at least okay, no,
no, I'm grateful to be adad now because there's nothing worse than someone
saying you have a dad bod andyou have a kid. Yeah, like
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you have a dad one huh.No, I'm not busy, not at
all. I just love bagels.I'll tell you guys where Cob County police
found this burglary suspect. Super creepyin a minute. But a fourth University
of Georgia football player has been arrestedon driving charges in four months. Wide
receiver at Marcus Rosemary Jackson was arrestedyesterday afternoon for reckless driving and speeding.
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Earlier this month, a freshman widereceiver was also arrested on those same charges.
So three of the four players havebeen arrested for reckless driving. This
is the bad part of NIO money. As a former college athlete, I
was like, yeah, pay thosekids if you're gonna, you know,
do endoor stuff. Now, theproblem is we're giving eighteen year olds eight
hundred thousand dollars and they're buying likeFerraris and Lamborghinis. You need a lunker
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in college. I drove, Idrove a caravan. You have to be
an embarrassed Yeah, I get getin trouble. I can't go fast.
No, you need to have toput a hangar to wrap the zach bumper
on, you know. And thisis kind of cool. One of Taylor's
Swift songs is the new theme forthe American Heart Association's new effort to promote
CPR because it's one hundred and tenbeats per minute. So essentially, if
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you use her song the Man,if you kind of sing it in your
head, it'll help keep on beatto perform CPR while you wait for emergency
personnel to arouse range. Don't changeit from the Bags. Oh, I
have the original song. I haveto agree. If we know anyone with
a really confident heart, it's gottabe Taylor Swift, right, I mean
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it can't be broken apparently never ever. And this is super creepy to me,
but how Connie police have arrested oneburglary suspect after they spend hours trying
to coax him out of the atticat a local business. So they got
a call for an alarm at astopping shop convenience store. They showed up.
They saw this guy climbing into theattic and they were trying to negotiate
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with him for hours. They eventuallyhad to use um different like tear gas,
which I didn't even smoke him out. You send the dog up there.
They did end up catching him finally, but now they're seeing that they
thought there was one other person there, but so they looked for hours they
couldn't find him. Also, soone guy hiding a night baby. I'll
check your addicts, everybody. That'sthe headlines with Kimmy Creub every day.
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It's six ten and eight ten.Thanks for listening to Move Kimmy and Otis
in the morning. I love yourguys. Shower Stacy, You're amazing.
Thank you. Hey, let's goninety four point nine the Ball, ninety
four point nine the bulls Move.Kimmy Otis, thank you for hanging out
with us on your Wednesday morning.Make sure you grab that free iHeartRadio app.
Go down and hold that little microphonedown on the corner. It's called
the talk Back, a little voicemail. And here in the studio we're compiling
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advice for graduates, real world advice, not stuff you'd see on a coffee
mug. Nope, at their bookstoreat the at Uga something to be effective.
Joel from waffle House, Joel fromPowder Springs. Hey, guys,
this is Joel from Powder Springs waffleHouse. Guy. Hey, I could
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give any advice to the graduate graduatesout there today, it would be this.
If you're not going to do somethingwholeheartedly and do your best, don't
do it at all. I meanthat's pretty solid advice. Yeah. I
like to half ass everything, though, do one thing a wholeheartedly or half
ass all of it. He reallygood at procrastination. This one right here
is from Natasha and Kenna saw.Hey, it's Natasha from Kenia. And
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everyone's advice is really great. Butthe most important thing to remember is that
if all else fails, use ducttape. A man. Yeah, I
have a wheel well being held onright now on my jeep with duct tape.
Wow, that sounds terrible. Din'tfix it with duct tape. I
mean that was like a quick fixtill you could get somewhere says you.
It's still working, fine, itain't broke again. Don't fix it again.
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Could you get the fun kind ofduct tape though, like the crazy
kind of zebra print. No,I try to bring his little attention to
my duct tape. Right A matchninety four point nine The Bull Next Thursday,
June first, This big I HeeartAccess Day, all sorts of deals
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live yet to be for the bestgiveaways, and we've only got a little
preview, and they're amazing, justa little taste. It's mood Cammy in
Otis. On Wednesdays, Otis runswild with a weird story. How about
zombie seagull drug addicts whoa Britain iswarning the public about these seagulls that are
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now turning into chaotic psycho birds afterthey steal people's drug stashes. Oh that's
not good. There's been a rashof I guess drug dealers who are complaining
to complain. I was just aboutto put that crack in a pipe and
the seagulls slipped in. Man severalseagulls have swooped in grabbed these stashes of
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what they're saying synthetic cannaboids, whichare calling spice. It's kind of like
weed, but it's synthetics. That'sthat stuff. Wasn't like assalts and stuff.
That kind of everyone in Florida we'reeating each other's faces and stuff.
Yeah, so it causes euphoria,talkativeness, paranoia, and nausea and mood
swings and humans. Imagine what itdoes in a seagull or a bird.
Right, do you ever have abird look at you like it's gonna do
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something? Yeah, birds are likethey like it sits on like a post
or a railing near you, andit looks right at you like the bird
is contemplating making a move, especiallythose cities. Yeah. City pigeons don't
play around. Okay, they saidthat they will grab just about anything.
So, uh, these one peopleI guess complained they were getting stoned and
the seagull grabbed their joint and justtook off. Well that joins the different
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than be a chill bird. Yeah, it comes back with dreadlocks like a
rasta fara and that's the goal.Yeah, that's the one that's teaching everybody
else, like, bro, watchout for those dudes. Yeah, were
just gliding the air brow You know, how do we do this so weird?
Two officers said that he noticed somestuff owned seagulls acting a little bit
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strange. Other seagulls, they calledzombie seagulls dive bombing human beings. All
right, well they do that whenthey're not. I don't want mets.
Seagulls are bad, yes, butpodhead seagulls are pretty funny. All right,
let's not outlaw, there's all outright. Let's make sure they're not
doing the hard stuff. Yes,I'm pretty sure that seagull and the little
mermaid is stoned the whole time.It's a snurf black. It's just seem
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a bomber. You've got twenty ninetyfour point nine the bull coming up at
six fifty five this morning. Wehave the intervention and we're gonna help a
husband try to talk his way outof going to his future sister in law's
wedding because she's already had a coupleof them and doesn't want to do it.
Make sure you hit us on that. I heard talk back. Leave
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us a message. Let us knowwhat's on your mind, or if you
just have a general grievance you'd liketo air. We're always here for you
as a resource. Doing good Ramonaand Loganville. What's going on this morning?
I just need to know if youcan give a public service announce okay,
what is it late on? Okay? If you're someone who is pulling
a trailer and you have your cautionlights on, you need to wait until
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none to slop on people an't workor pull over on the side of the
road and let the thirty carts behindyou go. Yes of all the other
drivers, Yeah, don't just sitin the left wane forever. Also to
tack onto that, if you're acompany that moves those a modular home and
you have to take up three lanesof the freeway, you don't get to
do it in the middle of theday. You do it in the middle
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of the night when no one's around. There's nothing to make when they're taking
up two lanes because of the width, and you're like, ah, I
want to hit that house. I'mgonna go. I gotta go around your
house now and bad enough, likeI was gonna get to work. Fifteen
is early now I'm hopefully going toget there right before the bower ring.
All right, well we appreciate whatyou do. I assume you're a teacher.
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Right, all right, Romota,good luck getting there. Okay,
thanks, go have a great gagyou all over? Whoever that person is
now, yes, oh man,let's doing the lord's work this morning.
Make it should be clear of thoseroads. That's right. All right?
Up next six to fifty five wego commercial free and we have the intervention.
How do you get out of anevent you don't want to go to?
Yeah, it's their second wedding.I don't know. Do I have
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to do? I have to beat this one? His wife is not
going to be happy. He wantsto miss her sister's wedding. Six fifty
five let's find out. We'll helpwith the intervention. Moo, Kimmy and
otis your new Bull morning show.Thank you for all you doing the morning
call. I listen to you guysevery morning on my way to world.
Thank you guys so much. Ilove ya. Four point nine the ball.
All right, it's called the interventionhere, I'll moot Kmmy and otis.
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Do you ever have an issue?You can always hit us up.
Let us know what's going on,and we will do our best to get
to the bottom of it. We'vegot Aaron from Duluth. Aaron, you
already know you're in trouble with yourwife Kylie. And what are we here
just to try to witness it?Or are we trying to help you out
someone keep you from getting murdered?Yeah? Yeah, yeah, let's try
to keep me from getting murdered onthis. I have a guy strip coming
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up. They're planning this a longtime, just going out with some friends.
I forgot to tell my wife,so big deal, right, I
just whoops, I forgot so um. Well, it turns out it's her
sister's wedding, oh, same weekend. But I think I can get away
with it because it is her secondwedding, so it's not her person that
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right, right? She Onlie metthis guy like six months ago too.
I mean, come on, giveme a break. So I just keep
all that to myself. Well,look, they're they're mitigatings, right,
we can build a case for likecircumstantial defense right now. Is she closed
with her sister? Yeah, Imean they are. She lives close by.
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We see her all the time too. It's not like out of town.
Haven't seen you in forever. Youknow, she comes over a lot,
so I don't think she would bethat upset if I didn't show up.
But maybe I'm wrong. Does yourwife like the sister's guy? I
think so. Yeah. I meanthat's the weird thing is I don't know
much about him or anything, becauseit all happened very quickly. She didn't
send anything bad, but she's definitelyunder the impression you're going to these wedding
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with her, and you're under theapproach that you're going to be able to
get out of it. Oh great, this couldn't go wrong. I don't
see your wife being upset at all. All right, Aaron, we have
your wife's number. We're gonna givea call. Look sometimes us just being
here, maybe we'll soften the blow. No promises, Yeah, exactly,
all right, we're gonna call hernext. I'm a little anxious for this.
Ninety four point nine the bulls moot, Kimmy and Otis. We have
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Aaron from Duluth with us right now. We got his wife Kylie on hold.
We're gonna have to break it toher that he's double booked for Kylie's
sister's wedding. You ready to dothis? Manh yeah, we're ready to.
I'll ever be good knowing you.We will do our best. All
right, Good morning, Kylie?How are you? It's moot? Kimmy
and otis here ninety four point onthe bull. Good morning. I'm fine.
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Your husband is with us, butI can tell by your tone of
voice you're not super excited. SoI feel like you know something's going on.
Is that fair? Yep, it'sfair? All right, Aaron,
the floor is yours. Um?Yeah, so uh with your sister getting
married, I completely forgot that.My guy script it's the same weekend.
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Yeah, it's their second wedding.I don't know, like do I have
to be at this one? Um, we've been planned this for a long
time. So what do you think? It's my sister's wedding. And this
is what a partner does. Yougo to the wedding with me? You
could go on your guys trip anotherweekend. It's not my fault that you
forgot. I mean, I'm supposedto show up without you. It's your
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sister in law. My wife wouldnever let me not go to We walked
and everything. It's gonna be hardto back out of this thing. Um,
how long has she known this guy? So I didn't even know that
they were gonna get married? Didwe even talk about it? Is that
really for us to judge he's gettingmarried? Aaron? We got to take
the shovel out of your hand.I feel you mean, like, did
you tell me about it? Isnot the way to go. It seemed
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a lot more doable when we weretalking to you without Kylie on the other
line. Now, Kylie, yousummed it up so perfectly. I'm really
annoying. This is not okay.I don't want to go without you.
This is not okay. You're goingto have to go on the guy's trip
another time. What if he justcomes in the camo smelling like dear pe.
No, he has to dress upand show up for the wedding,
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because if she shows up without him, then the entire family's always gonna be
like, oh, so, where'sEron, where's Aran? Why isn't erin
here? Yeah? I don't needthat, all right, Aaron. I
guess the question you ask yourself ishow much trouble do you want to get
in and how long do you wantto be in the doghouse. Yeah,
I mean, it's it's obvious thatI have to make the right choice,
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and my guys will eventually let itgo, but my family will never let
it go. So that's the onlydecision I can make. Honey, look
at that more happy customers. Absolutelyfor Aaron and Kylie. Kylie still got
him going to the wedding. Whatevent did you miss because you were double
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booked? How did you step inat four or four? Seven? Four
point on the ball. We arecommercial free right now and Kimmy ootas,
so don't go anywhere. Also comingup at seven thirty this morning, you're
shot at a fifty dollars home Depotgift card and that grand prize, which
is a Loco cooker grittletop grill foryour summertime. These things are beautiful.
They're out in the lobby right now, really sitting there all wrapped in plastic.
I'm gonna go over there and justkind of google girl is to breakfast.
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Just go get that done well itis I think I can throw Please,
you're going over there like some breakfast. You might want to make me
some breakfast. I think if youwant to come over here and please excuse
me, I should have said please, I absolutely hop over if you want
to four h four seven nine.When don't you just step in it?
Double booking yourself? This one wasfrom Carmen in noon in. I just
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heard that on the radio and Iwas like, I have to tell you
about my I worked for a smallcompany. Well, one day I got
invited to a kid who chose mea concert. Of course, it was
the same day that I had adouble told my boss that I was throwing
up all morning. There was noway for me to even stand up and
make it to work. I goto the bar to go order drinks and
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everything, and there he is fourpeople down ordering a drink and I looked
over, and I know he noticedme. Went back to work the next
morning and he was wearing a KennyChosney shirt from the concert and he said,
Hey, do you like my shirtand the shirt and I was like
yeah, I was like, coolshirt too. I love Kenny Chesney.
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Man, I don't really like.Wow, that dramamine is just amazing.
I feel so much better today.I was there. I was so confused
yesterday. Four O four seven fourone nine. When did you step in
at your book to do two thingsat one time. What happened? Point
nine the ball Rachel. Alexa answersyour questions now with mood, Kenny and
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ODIs it's advice with an attitude.Let's do this. We got a dinged
up smart speaker. Our Alexa's gotan attitude. We'd like to ask your
your questions. Anna and Conyers asksAlexa, what's the worst toy to step
on? The worst toy to stepon, hands down is a lego.
I don't even have feet, andthe idea of it makes me cringe.
The reason that they are the worstis because legos are nothing but corners,
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and they also have a magic heatseeking power where no matter what, they
will hone in on your foot andplace themselves directly under it. Nothing is
a louder scream in the world thana dad stepping on legos in the middle
of the night. So I begto differ. That is the most painful,
grossest that gooey kids left on myfloor and I walked in it.
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And please tell me, please say, I mean, really, it's a
little chilies, I hope, notthose sticky hands you get out of quarterer
machine. Just get covered in hair. Yeah, oh, just Troy in
Atlanta asks Alexa, what do youthink of tiny earbud headphones? Tiny earbud
headphones are the biggest scam in theworld because they are overpriced and you are
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going to have to replace them everyfew weeks when one falls out of your
head. The worst part is thatthey never fall in an easy place to
get them back, like down thecrack next to your seat in the car,
or into the toilet, or bringthe old school wired headphones. Those
things would last for decades. Soundslike me, I did this. I'm
walking through my neighborhood. My earbud, I feel like it was in SloMo
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drops out of my ear bounces slowly. I'm like, yeah, it went
into the storm drain, right,did you get it? No? One
earbud following my son's diaper, poopydiaper, and I was like, that
one's done. You wrap that up, Hannah and Smyrna asks Alexa, how
bad is it if I take aflight upgrade and leave my kids in the
back of the plane. This oneis tricky. Part of me wants to
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tell you to take that upgrade andsit in first class and relax enjoy your
vacation. The problem is that youare going to be ruining the flight of
everyone in the back of the plane. Here is an idea. Send your
kids to the first class upgrade sothey can ruin the flight of all the
high rollers who paid for fancy seats. You got a twelve year old and
first class definitely worth the joke forsure, right, send them up there.
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Come on, they have a goodvacation already. If you're flying the
first class sitting the back with itwith other grown ups that didn't pay enough
to have kids bother them. There'snothing worse than a kid in first class. They
We're having a great Wednesday morning ismoot. Kimmy and otis here on George's
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number one for New Country ninety fourpoint nine The Bowl Today on the show
seven thirty. This morning, We'vegot a Home Depot gift card fifty bucks
for you, and that qualifies youfor the grand prize. Take your grill
game up a notch this summer witha Loco Cookers griddle grill grittletop, which
is a game changer if you everwant to cook, I mean basically anything,
breakfast, barbecue, snacks, whateveryou want to do. Eight ten
(00:24):
we had Hardy tickets. Nine thirtyMorgan Manias starts keywords rolling. You get
thirteen to get those floor seats.In November at Trewis Park, I feel
like, holy hell. Right nowI'm running the Hotland a half marathon June
eleventh, the same day as ourdad bought a festival or dad bought celebration
(00:44):
up at Cherokee Aquatic Center. Simwe talk about on the show once how
you volunteer for things. Then youimmediately agree with my idea. Isn't this
one of those situations like don't guyssometimes do a couple of push ups and
stuff? Before they go on toseat. Don't you doing an extreme stream
version? Right? We try tocut weight before the dad Bod congest in
my first Father's Day as a dad. So the Hotland half Marathon June eleventh,
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it's really cool, really really cool. They benefit Camp Dream, which
is a camp for kids with disabilitiesand makes it more accessible. And I
partnered with the Kyle Peasy Foundation.They're exceptional in allowing people with disabilities to
kind of achieve sports dreams. Andso got a wheelchair friend of the show,
Gracie. She's seen heor a DawsonvilleHigh School or no, she's sophomore
(01:29):
Dscible High School and she's I'm puttingher out of school already, and got
sweet will palsy. She's really reallyjust a precocious little firecracker who wants to
create adaptive video gaming equipment somebody.Those are her dreams and she's always wanted
to do a race. So Iwas like, let's do it half marathon.
Let's go. She's one of thosepeople I love too that doesn't let
her disability get her down in anywayto her spirit and her energy just shines
(01:52):
through when she talks. She hityou with a joke every once in a
while. That's like super self ornot self deprecating one at your expense,
like she'll roast you're like, wait, wait a minute, wait, So
for the non runners, how manymiles are you gonna be running fourteen point
one miles June eleventh, pushing awheelchair? What time does it start?
It starts at seven am? Andhow long does it generally take somebody to
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Well, that's very open ended.In a four hour time maximum under two
hours. If you're under two hours, you're you're really fast at a half
marathon, because marathon time is aboutfour hours. But I ran my first
seven mile run was yesterday and Ifeel like garbage, garbage, But I
had to hit seven and I haveto hit eight or nine on Saturday to
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stay on pace to make sure thatwe hit thirteen point one. Because I'm
not disappointing Gracie. There's no wayI'm gonna take the flak I'll get when
she said I'm gonna be super sweatyand just kind of making fun of me
already. There's no way I'm gonnabe heckled by her and fail and only
run three miles of this half.Yeah, for the end of time.
Maybe we can relay this thing.I'll get about two three months injury relays.
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Yeah, just learning a limp offthe course. I'll cheer for you.
I'm not ready. I already toldher were walking the hills because Atlanta
is a hilly city. June eleventh. Today is when it gets real because
I'm in pain. All right.Once you pull that off, you're gonna
beat your next You're gonna beat thefreeze with her mood, Jimmy and Otis,
you guys are so funny. Goodmorning ride, so much better.
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Georgia's number one for New Country fourpoint nine The Ball, ninety four point
nine, The Bull. I'm Brianmove my first Father's Day's coming up,
which means dad Bod party. Juneeleventh, Cherokee Aquatic Center two to four,
Go to ninety four nine the Bulldot com right now, submit those
dad Bod picks. Guys. Thefinalists are gonna be there. We gonna
do a little runway walk off andsomebody walking out of there with floor seats.
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To Morgan Wallens, the competition wasfierce last year. He looked like
a Viking moot, really good moot, doing it unfair starting the dad bob
before he even had a kid.But yeah, now I've been working on
that for like a decade. Butat least at least okay, no,
no, I'm grateful to be adad now because there's nothing worse than someone
saying you have a dad bod andyou have a kid. Yeah, like
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you have a dad one huh.No, I'm not busy, not at
all. I just love bagels.I'll tell you guys where Cob County police
found this burglary suspect. Super creepyin a minute. But a fourth University
of Georgia football player has been arrestedon driving charges in four months. Wide
receiver at Marcus Rosemary Jackson was arrestedyesterday afternoon for reckless driving and speeding.
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Earlier this month, a freshman widereceiver was also arrested on those same charges.
So three of the four players havebeen arrested for reckless driving. This
is the bad part of NIO money. As a former college athlete, I
was like, yeah, pay thosekids if you're gonna, you know,
do endoor stuff. Now, theproblem is we're giving eighteen year olds eight
hundred thousand dollars and they're buying likeFerraris and Lamborghinis. You need a lunker
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in college. I drove, Idrove a caravan. You have to be
an embarrassed Yeah, I get getin trouble. I can't go fast.
No, you need to have toput a hangar to wrap the zach bumper
on, you know. And thisis kind of cool. One of Taylor's
Swift songs is the new theme forthe American Heart Association's new effort to promote
CPR because it's one hundred and tenbeats per minute. So essentially, if
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you use her song the Man,if you kind of sing it in your
head, it'll help keep on beatto perform CPR while you wait for emergency
personnel to arouse range. Don't changeit from the Bags. Oh, I
have the original song. I haveto agree. If we know anyone with
a really confident heart, it's gottabe Taylor Swift, right, I mean
(05:30):
it can't be broken apparently never ever. And this is super creepy to me,
but how Connie police have arrested oneburglary suspect after they spend hours trying
to coax him out of the atticat a local business. So they got
a call for an alarm at astopping shop convenience store. They showed up.
They saw this guy climbing into theattic and they were trying to negotiate
(05:54):
with him for hours. They eventuallyhad to use um different like tear gas,
which I didn't even smoke him out. You send the dog up there.
They did end up catching him finally, but now they're seeing that they
thought there was one other person there, but so they looked for hours they
couldn't find him. Also, soone guy hiding a night baby. I'll
check your addicts, everybody. That'sthe headlines with Kimmy Creub every day.
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It's six ten and eight ten.Thanks for listening to Move Kimmy and Otis
in the morning. I love yourguys. Shower Stacy, You're amazing.
Thank you. Hey, let's goninety four point nine the Ball, ninety
four point nine the bulls Move.Kimmy Otis, thank you for hanging out
with us on your Wednesday morning.Make sure you grab that free iHeartRadio app.
Go down and hold that little microphonedown on the corner. It's called
the talk Back, a little voicemail. And here in the studio we're compiling
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advice for graduates, real world advice, not stuff you'd see on a coffee
mug. Nope, at their bookstoreat the at Uga something to be effective.
Joel from waffle House, Joel fromPowder Springs. Hey, guys,
this is Joel from Powder Springs waffleHouse. Guy. Hey, I could
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give any advice to the graduate graduatesout there today, it would be this.
If you're not going to do somethingwholeheartedly and do your best, don't
do it at all. I meanthat's pretty solid advice. Yeah. I
like to half ass everything, though, do one thing a wholeheartedly or half
ass all of it. He reallygood at procrastination. This one right here
is from Natasha and Kenna saw.Hey, it's Natasha from Kenia. And
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everyone's advice is really great. Butthe most important thing to remember is that
if all else fails, use ducttape. A man. Yeah, I
have a wheel well being held onright now on my jeep with duct tape.
Wow, that sounds terrible. Din'tfix it with duct tape. I
mean that was like a quick fixtill you could get somewhere says you.
It's still working, fine, itain't broke again. Don't fix it again.
(07:47):
Could you get the fun kind ofduct tape though, like the crazy
kind of zebra print. No,I try to bring his little attention to
my duct tape. Right A matchninety four point nine The Bull Next Thursday,
June first, This big I HeeartAccess Day, all sorts of deals
on products. There's trips. Yousee Dirk's Bentley out in Palm Springs.
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You want to get in early,though, go to iHeartRadio Access Day dot
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live yet to be for the bestgiveaways, and we've only got a little
preview, and they're amazing, justa little taste. It's mood Cammy in
Otis. On Wednesdays, Otis runswild with a weird story. How about
zombie seagull drug addicts whoa Britain iswarning the public about these seagulls that are
(08:31):
now turning into chaotic psycho birds afterthey steal people's drug stashes. Oh that's
not good. There's been a rashof I guess drug dealers who are complaining
to complain. I was just aboutto put that crack in a pipe and
the seagulls slipped in. Man severalseagulls have swooped in grabbed these stashes of
(08:52):
what they're saying synthetic cannaboids, whichare calling spice. It's kind of like
weed, but it's synthetics. That'sthat stuff. Wasn't like assalts and stuff.
That kind of everyone in Florida we'reeating each other's faces and stuff.
Yeah, so it causes euphoria,talkativeness, paranoia, and nausea and mood
swings and humans. Imagine what itdoes in a seagull or a bird.
Right, do you ever have abird look at you like it's gonna do
(09:13):
something? Yeah, birds are likethey like it sits on like a post
or a railing near you, andit looks right at you like the bird
is contemplating making a move, especiallythose cities. Yeah. City pigeons don't
play around. Okay, they saidthat they will grab just about anything.
So, uh, these one peopleI guess complained they were getting stoned and
the seagull grabbed their joint and justtook off. Well that joins the different
(09:37):
than be a chill bird. Yeah, it comes back with dreadlocks like a
rasta fara and that's the goal.Yeah, that's the one that's teaching everybody
else, like, bro, watchout for those dudes. Yeah, were
just gliding the air brow You know, how do we do this so weird?
Two officers said that he noticed somestuff owned seagulls acting a little bit
(10:01):
strange. Other seagulls, they calledzombie seagulls dive bombing human beings. All
right, well they do that whenthey're not. I don't want mets.
Seagulls are bad, yes, butpodhead seagulls are pretty funny. All right,
let's not outlaw, there's all outright. Let's make sure they're not
doing the hard stuff. Yes,I'm pretty sure that seagull and the little
mermaid is stoned the whole time.It's a snurf black. It's just seem
(10:26):
a bomber. You've got twenty ninetyfour point nine the bull coming up at
six fifty five this morning. Wehave the intervention and we're gonna help a
husband try to talk his way outof going to his future sister in law's
wedding because she's already had a coupleof them and doesn't want to do it.
Make sure you hit us on that. I heard talk back. Leave
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us a message. Let us knowwhat's on your mind, or if you
just have a general grievance you'd liketo air. We're always here for you
as a resource. Doing good Ramonaand Loganville. What's going on this morning?
I just need to know if youcan give a public service announce okay,
what is it late on? Okay? If you're someone who is pulling
a trailer and you have your cautionlights on, you need to wait until
(11:07):
none to slop on people an't workor pull over on the side of the
road and let the thirty carts behindyou go. Yes of all the other
drivers, Yeah, don't just sitin the left wane forever. Also to
tack onto that, if you're acompany that moves those a modular home and
you have to take up three lanesof the freeway, you don't get to
do it in the middle of theday. You do it in the middle
(11:28):
of the night when no one's around. There's nothing to make when they're taking
up two lanes because of the width, and you're like, ah, I
want to hit that house. I'mgonna go. I gotta go around your
house now and bad enough, likeI was gonna get to work. Fifteen
is early now I'm hopefully going toget there right before the bower ring.
All right, well we appreciate whatyou do. I assume you're a teacher.
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Right, all right, Romota,good luck getting there. Okay,
thanks, go have a great gagyou all over? Whoever that person is
now, yes, oh man,let's doing the lord's work this morning.
Make it should be clear of thoseroads. That's right. All right?
Up next six to fifty five wego commercial free and we have the intervention.
How do you get out of anevent you don't want to go to?
Yeah, it's their second wedding.I don't know. Do I have
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to do? I have to beat this one? His wife is not
going to be happy. He wantsto miss her sister's wedding. Six fifty
five let's find out. We'll helpwith the intervention. Moo, Kimmy and
otis your new Bull morning show.Thank you for all you doing the morning
call. I listen to you guysevery morning on my way to world.
Thank you guys so much. Ilove ya. Four point nine the ball.
All right, it's called the interventionhere, I'll moot Kmmy and otis.
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Do you ever have an issue?You can always hit us up.
Let us know what's going on,and we will do our best to get
to the bottom of it. We'vegot Aaron from Duluth. Aaron, you
already know you're in trouble with yourwife Kylie. And what are we here
just to try to witness it?Or are we trying to help you out
someone keep you from getting murdered?Yeah? Yeah, yeah, let's try
to keep me from getting murdered onthis. I have a guy strip coming
(12:56):
up. They're planning this a longtime, just going out with some friends.
I forgot to tell my wife,so big deal, right, I
just whoops, I forgot so um. Well, it turns out it's her
sister's wedding, oh, same weekend. But I think I can get away
with it because it is her secondwedding, so it's not her person that
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right, right? She Onlie metthis guy like six months ago too.
I mean, come on, giveme a break. So I just keep
all that to myself. Well,look, they're they're mitigatings, right,
we can build a case for likecircumstantial defense right now. Is she closed
with her sister? Yeah, Imean they are. She lives close by.
(13:37):
We see her all the time too. It's not like out of town.
Haven't seen you in forever. Youknow, she comes over a lot,
so I don't think she would bethat upset if I didn't show up.
But maybe I'm wrong. Does yourwife like the sister's guy? I
think so. Yeah. I meanthat's the weird thing is I don't know
much about him or anything, becauseit all happened very quickly. She didn't
send anything bad, but she's definitelyunder the impression you're going to these wedding
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with her, and you're under theapproach that you're going to be able to
get out of it. Oh great, this couldn't go wrong. I don't
see your wife being upset at all. All right, Aaron, we have
your wife's number. We're gonna givea call. Look sometimes us just being
here, maybe we'll soften the blow. No promises, Yeah, exactly,
all right, we're gonna call hernext. I'm a little anxious for this.
Ninety four point nine the bulls moot, Kimmy and Otis. We have
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Aaron from Duluth with us right now. We got his wife Kylie on hold.
We're gonna have to break it toher that he's double booked for Kylie's
sister's wedding. You ready to dothis? Manh yeah, we're ready to.
I'll ever be good knowing you.We will do our best. All
right, Good morning, Kylie?How are you? It's moot? Kimmy
and otis here ninety four point onthe bull. Good morning. I'm fine.
(14:45):
Your husband is with us, butI can tell by your tone of
voice you're not super excited. SoI feel like you know something's going on.
Is that fair? Yep, it'sfair? All right, Aaron,
the floor is yours. Um?Yeah, so uh with your sister getting
married, I completely forgot that.My guy script it's the same weekend.
(15:07):
Yeah, it's their second wedding.I don't know, like do I have
to be at this one? Um, we've been planned this for a long
time. So what do you think? It's my sister's wedding. And this
is what a partner does. Yougo to the wedding with me? You
could go on your guys trip anotherweekend. It's not my fault that you
forgot. I mean, I'm supposedto show up without you. It's your
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sister in law. My wife wouldnever let me not go to We walked
and everything. It's gonna be hardto back out of this thing. Um,
how long has she known this guy? So I didn't even know that
they were gonna get married? Didwe even talk about it? Is that
really for us to judge he's gettingmarried? Aaron? We got to take
the shovel out of your hand.I feel you mean, like, did
you tell me about it? Isnot the way to go. It seemed
(15:50):
a lot more doable when we weretalking to you without Kylie on the other
line. Now, Kylie, yousummed it up so perfectly. I'm really
annoying. This is not okay.I don't want to go without you.
This is not okay. You're goingto have to go on the guy's trip
another time. What if he justcomes in the camo smelling like dear pe.
No, he has to dress upand show up for the wedding,
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because if she shows up without him, then the entire family's always gonna be
like, oh, so, where'sEron, where's Aran? Why isn't erin
here? Yeah? I don't needthat, all right, Aaron. I
guess the question you ask yourself ishow much trouble do you want to get
in and how long do you wantto be in the doghouse. Yeah,
I mean, it's it's obvious thatI have to make the right choice,
(16:33):
and my guys will eventually let itgo, but my family will never let
it go. So that's the onlydecision I can make. Honey, look
at that more happy customers. Absolutelyfor Aaron and Kylie. Kylie still got
him going to the wedding. Whatevent did you miss because you were double
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booked? How did you step inat four or four? Seven? Four
point on the ball. We arecommercial free right now and Kimmy ootas,
so don't go anywhere. Also comingup at seven thirty this morning, you're
shot at a fifty dollars home Depotgift card and that grand prize, which
is a Loco cooker grittletop grill foryour summertime. These things are beautiful.
They're out in the lobby right now, really sitting there all wrapped in plastic.
I'm gonna go over there and justkind of google girl is to breakfast.
(17:21):
Just go get that done well itis I think I can throw Please,
you're going over there like some breakfast. You might want to make me
some breakfast. I think if youwant to come over here and please excuse
me, I should have said please, I absolutely hop over if you want
to four h four seven nine.When don't you just step in it?
Double booking yourself? This one wasfrom Carmen in noon in. I just
(17:41):
heard that on the radio and Iwas like, I have to tell you
about my I worked for a smallcompany. Well, one day I got
invited to a kid who chose mea concert. Of course, it was
the same day that I had adouble told my boss that I was throwing
up all morning. There was noway for me to even stand up and
make it to work. I goto the bar to go order drinks and
(18:03):
everything, and there he is fourpeople down ordering a drink and I looked
over, and I know he noticedme. Went back to work the next
morning and he was wearing a KennyChosney shirt from the concert and he said,
Hey, do you like my shirtand the shirt and I was like
yeah, I was like, coolshirt too. I love Kenny Chesney.
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Man, I don't really like.Wow, that dramamine is just amazing.
I feel so much better today.I was there. I was so confused
yesterday. Four O four seven fourone nine. When did you step in
at your book to do two thingsat one time. What happened? Point
nine the ball Rachel. Alexa answersyour questions now with mood, Kenny and
(18:48):
ODIs it's advice with an attitude.Let's do this. We got a dinged
up smart speaker. Our Alexa's gotan attitude. We'd like to ask your
your questions. Anna and Conyers asksAlexa, what's the worst toy to step
on? The worst toy to stepon, hands down is a lego.
I don't even have feet, andthe idea of it makes me cringe.
The reason that they are the worstis because legos are nothing but corners,
(19:10):
and they also have a magic heatseeking power where no matter what, they
will hone in on your foot andplace themselves directly under it. Nothing is
a louder scream in the world thana dad stepping on legos in the middle
of the night. So I begto differ. That is the most painful,
grossest that gooey kids left on myfloor and I walked in it.
(19:30):
And please tell me, please say, I mean, really, it's a
little chilies, I hope, notthose sticky hands you get out of quarterer
machine. Just get covered in hair. Yeah, oh, just Troy in
Atlanta asks Alexa, what do youthink of tiny earbud headphones? Tiny earbud
headphones are the biggest scam in theworld because they are overpriced and you are
(19:51):
going to have to replace them everyfew weeks when one falls out of your
head. The worst part is thatthey never fall in an easy place to
get them back, like down thecrack next to your seat in the car,
or into the toilet, or bringthe old school wired headphones. Those
things would last for decades. Soundslike me, I did this. I'm
walking through my neighborhood. My earbud, I feel like it was in SloMo
(20:14):
drops out of my ear bounces slowly. I'm like, yeah, it went
into the storm drain, right,did you get it? No? One
earbud following my son's diaper, poopydiaper, and I was like, that
one's done. You wrap that up, Hannah and Smyrna asks Alexa, how
bad is it if I take aflight upgrade and leave my kids in the
back of the plane. This oneis tricky. Part of me wants to
(20:37):
tell you to take that upgrade andsit in first class and relax enjoy your
vacation. The problem is that youare going to be ruining the flight of
everyone in the back of the plane. Here is an idea. Send your
kids to the first class upgrade sothey can ruin the flight of all the
high rollers who paid for fancy seats. You got a twelve year old and
first class definitely worth the joke forsure, right, send them up there.
(21:00):
Come on, they have a goodvacation already. If you're flying the
first class sitting the back with itwith other grown ups that didn't pay enough
to have kids bother them. There'snothing worse than a kid in first class. They
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